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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 726 of 726Pet roach - named Scoochie
I am having to part with my pet roach, as I am no longer able to afford to feed him. With the way the economy is going, I am forced to do this. It hurts to let him go, as I have been with him since he was just a larvae. He loves sitting in your hand and watching Jerry Springer, and will sometimes crawl up your pants at night to keep warm. Items included will be his 2 story deluxe shoebox highrise, custom yarn leash, and miniature food and water bowls along with a 6 pack of Coors light, his favorite beer. I will need to interview the prospective caretakers to find the right fit, and a small adoption fee may apply (he is up to date on his shots, and has recently been wormed). Please, help me find Scoochie a forever home!!
To the tranny that blew that guy on the bus last night
....in case you were wondering, yes, we all saw. And were horrified!
You might remember the incident, huh? About 9:45pm last night, heading north. Why would I know the time, well I had to look at my cell phone to keep my eyes from looking over as you pulled his cock through his jeans and into your mouth.
How could we all not notice you? You were so ugly and those boobs were so little it was just obvious. Then the guy you were with looked like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade". Except even weirder looking. Quite a pair.
So thanks for hopping on that very crowded bus, sitting 2 feet from me and making out with the goofy looking guy. That was odd, but no big deal. But when I looked over and your head was in his lap I was like -- "Are you fucking kidding me, you are now going to blow him?".
I thought it was hilarious that all those Mexican guys sitting right next to you said and did nada. I almost moved away but could not stop looking over. I kept thinking that this is going to make a good Craigslist "missed connection" and maybe a "best of".
The weird part is that the guy was staring at me with this serial killer look the whole time you were servicing him which was a little creepy. Like the whole fucking thing wasn't totally creepy.
So much like a human in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I kept scanning around looking to see if anyone else was registering this. I kept locking eyes with the young punk rock girl across from me. Her boyfriend was being oblivious but she kept looking at me, rolling her eyes and giggling. As they reached that climactic moment she was uncontrollably laughing out loud and it really helped me keep my sanity. To pass the time I texted my sister in real time the blow by blows (no pun intended) and listened to my iPod.
Well, thankfully you two freaks got off somewhere near the Tenderloin after he came in your mouth.
When it was over I had to say something and just made eye contact with everyone and said "Did we all see what I think we just saw?" and everyone laughed out loud.
Learned something new last night. The 49 is a bit more rocking than the 47.
Leopard Print Arachnid Bar - Claim at your own peril...
Do you like mixing drinks for friends? Do you like spiders? If you answered yes to those questions, then this bar is for you! Behold this nifty leopard print bar, perfect for swingin' shindigs on your patio or in your home. The upholstery is in very good shape, the rest of the bar has seen better days. It's sort of home made, with wooden compartments in back with sliding doors. It has six 50's looking wooden/metal tipped legs that screw into the bottom. With a bit of work, she could be restored to her former glory. The top could use a new coat of One Shot, or better yet some Formica and aluminum edging.
"This is just what I've been looking for, but where do the spiders come in?", you say. Well, this has been sitting on my back patio for four years, we have a BIG spider problem, and some have undoubtedly taken up residence in the back compartments of this bar. You must remove them before carrying this through my house and out the front door. I will provide a broom for this purpose, which you must shake off very vigorously afterward. If you are bitten I will provide a Benedryl quick dissolving strip, bandage, Neosporin and access to my computer so you can determine which sort of spider you were bitten by and which anti-venom is necessary. I will not help you move, carry, or de-spider the bar in any way! This bar is heavy, at least two strong people are needed to carry it. You will need a truck too.
If you have an insect problem and were hoping to take the spiders and the bar, that's fine. But you'll need to bring a pulley system and lots of rope or 10 guys on steroids to hoist it over my back fence. Saturdays are good for me.
Disgruntled American Seeks Canadian For Political Asylum, Maybe More
Like so many in the USA, I've become increasingly fed up with my country. The last 8 years have been a nightmare of perpetual motion. The presidential election is almost a month away, but let's face it. If Bush's cronies were able to set him up for two terms, then McCain and Palin are practically a shoo-in. When that happens (and it will, just you watch) I would rather be somewhere else. Like The Great White North!
Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care.
What I'm All Aboot:
32, tall, a bit pudgy around the middle, starting to go bald, but other than that it's all good.
IT Professional, skilled with computers, can fix yours.
Will get whatever job(s) available to help support us.
From Washington State, appreciates nature.
Willing to learn French.
Polite, working on being more humble.
Hates littering.
Will pet your cat(s)/dog(s) and tell you how cute it is.
Enjoys Rush.
Can fake an interest in hockey.
Knows the first line to the Canadian National Anthem.
Will do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of here.
What You're All Aboot:
Canadian.
18-50 year old female.
Willing to marry me for citizenship.
So there you have it ladies! This is your chance to help your neighbors to the South. Get at it!
Panties, size 8-10
To the woman in the laundromat who threw her panties into my washing machine, I just want to say thank you.
Thank you for my new panties, I've never owned any before. I'm not exactly sure how they got there as I left as soon as I started the machine, and didn't come back until the wash was finished. I can only assume that you're so hard up for money that you decided to save 6 quarters and threw your laundry in with mine once I'd left, and after it was done removed them and paid for your own dryer. The only problem is you forgot one pair of black and white, zebra-striped panties in the machine. I dried them with my clothes thinking that you might discover they were missing, and I was going to toss them to you if you came back to look for them.
It really is too bad you didn't come back. I'm wasn't exactly sure what a size 8-10 is, but once I got home I tried them on and found they fit rather nicely. I've never wanted to wear women's panties before, and they were a little tight to get on due to the fact my package kept wanting to jump out of the front, but I must say the zebra-stripe pattern looks rather flattering on me. In fact I'm wearing them (and nothing else) as I type this..... can you say sexy?
I think I'll take a picture of myself in your panties (face omitted of course) and post it on the laundromat's bulletin board so you can see what became of them. I'll make sure it's a front shot because while they're extremely tight up front, the backside seems incredibly loose and there's a lot of extra fabric flapping around. You must have some serious action going on back there.... Now that I think of it, I should be able to mail the panties back to you, I'm pretty sure your ass must have it's own postal code. Hopefully you wrote it down on the little tag.
ps. please use fabric softener next time.
Husband for adoption - low rehoming fee
My husband said it's him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn't steal the covers, so I'm keeping the dog.
Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, will play with his balls, isn't house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn't much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn't always do them? But he knows those commands, don't let him try to convince you he doesn't. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED. I'd be happy to help pay for the neutering.
Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can't get anywhere near what I've got in him back. Comes with 49'ers T shirt, large flat screen tv, and a big truck but only the T shirt is paid for.
Serious inquiries only!
Baby Bird - w4m
I'm fed up with watersports and feel Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? I want to try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome, males preferred. I will supply the raw herring and you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.
Hey everyone, you have got to see this BLOG -
Patton Doctrine
http://pattondoctrine.blogspot.com/
It does NOT take political sides, it makes fun of everyone.
Latest Videos including Jib Jab added today!
Freddie Mac secretly paid GOP consulting firm to kill regulation.
Obama's $150 million haul may overwhelm McCain.
Pa. man chews through belly-busting, 15-lb. burger.
John McCain says Obama's 150 Million Dollar last minute infusion for his campaign will lead to scandal.
Colin Powell sells out, backs Obama...
Obama says, Powell to have a key role in his administration as top advisor.
U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO
LONDON England – Two U.S. fighter planes were scrambled and ordered to shoot down an unidentified flying object (UFO) over the English countryside during the Cold War, according to secret files made public on Monday.
One pilot said he was seconds away from firing 24 rockets at the object, which moved erratically and gave a radar reading like "a flying aircraft carrier."
The pilot, Milton Torres, now 77 and living in Miami, said it spent periods motionless in the sky before reaching estimated speeds of more than 7,600 mph (12,000 kph).
After the alert, a shadowy figure told Torres he must never talk about the incident and he duly kept silent for more than 30 years.
His story was among dozens of UFO sightings in defence ministry files released at the National Archives in London.
In a written account, Torres described how he scrambled his F-86 D Sabre jet in calm weather from the Royal Air Force base at Manston, Kent in May 1957.
"I was only a lieutenant and very much aware of the gravity of the situation. I felt very much like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest," he said.
"The order came to fire a salvo of rockets at the UFO. The authentication was valid and I selected 24 rockets.
"I had a lock-on that had the proportions of a flying aircraft carrier," he added. "The larger the airplane, the easier the lock-on. This blip almost locked itself."
At the last moment, the object disappeared from the radar screen and the high-speed chase was called off.
He returned to base and was debriefed the next day by an unnamed man who "looked like a well-dressed IBM salesman."
"He threatened me with a national security breach if I breathed a word about it to anyone," he said.
The documents contain no official explanation for the incident, which came at a time of heightened tension between the West and the Soviet Union. Planes were on constant stand-by at British bases for a possible Soviet attack.
The files blame other UFO sightings on weather balloons, clouds or normal aircraft. Torres said he had been waiting 50 years for an explanation.
"I shall never forget it," he told the Times. "On that night I was ordered to open fire even before I had taken off. That had never happened before."
UFO expert David Clarke said the sighting may have been part of a secret U.S. project to create phantom aircraft on radar screens to test Soviet air defences.
"Perhaps what this pilot had seen was some kind of experiment in electronic warfare or maybe it was a UFO," he said. "Something very unusual happened."
The files are online at: www.nationalarchives/ufos
Its all over but the voting
re, Its all over but the voting
re,re,Its all over but the voting....
Bernanke: Another gov't stimulus may help ailing economy.
re, UFO's
for declassified UFO documents, go here:
http://ufos.nationalarchives.gov.uk/
A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.
Pause a moment, reflect back.
These events are actual events from history.
They really happened!!!
Do you remember?
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist.
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists.
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists.
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists.
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists.
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists.
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists. ( remember the pilot of this flight was from Richmond , MO )
8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists.
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists.
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists.
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists.
No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
According to The Book of Revelations:
The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.
And Now:
For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The Presidency of the United states of America .. A Male of Muslim descent who is the most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words an extremist) and in his 40's.
Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason ???
I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' candidate Obama...
Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story 'Forest Gump' so aptly put it,
'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'
10 Things the Food Industry Doesn't Want You to Know:
1. Junk food makers spend billions advertising unhealthy foods to kids.
According to the Federal Trade Commission, food makers spend some $1.6 billion annually to reach children through the traditional media as well the Internet, in-store advertising, and sweepstakes. An article published in 2006 in the Journal of Public Health Policy puts the number as high as $10 billion annually. Promotions often use cartoon characters or free giveaways to entice kids into the junk food fold. PepsiCo has pledged that it will advertise only "Smart Spot" products to children under 12.
2. The studies that food producers support tend to minimize health concerns associated with their products.
In fact, according to a review led by Ludwig of hundreds of studies that looked at the health effects of milk, juice, and soda, the likelihood of conclusions favorable to the industry was several times higher among industry-sponsored research than studies that received no industry funding. "If a study is funded by the industry, it may be closer to advertising than science," he says.
3. Junk food makers donate large sums of money to professional nutrition associations.
The American Dietetic Association, for example, accepts money from companies such as Coca-Cola, which get access to decision makers in the food and nutrition marketplace via ADA events and programs, as this release explains. As Nestle notes in her blog and discusses at length in her book Food Politics, the group even distributes nutritional fact sheets that are directly sponsored by specific industry groups. This one, for example, which is sponsored by an industry group that promotes lamb, rather unsurprisingly touts the nutritional benefits of lamb. The ADA's reasoning: "These collaborations take place with the understanding that ADA does not support any program or message that does not correspond with ADA's science-based healthful-eating messages and positions," according to the group's president, dietitian Martin Yadrick. "In fact, we think it's important for us to be at the same table with food companies because of the positive influence that we can have on them."
4. More processing means more profits, but typically makes the food less healthy.
Minimally processed foods such as fresh fruits and vegetables obviously aren't where food companies look for profits. The big bucks stem from turning government-subsidized commodity crops mainly corn, wheat, and soybeans into fast foods, snack foods, and beverages. High-profit products derived from these commodity crops are generally high in calories and low in nutritional value.
5. Less processed foods are generally more satiating than their highly processed counterparts.
Fresh apples have an abundance of fiber and nutrients that are lost when they are processed into applesauce. And the added sugar or other sweeteners increase the number of calories without necessarily making the applesauce any more filling. Apple juice, which is even more processed, has had almost all of the fiber and nutrients stripped out. This same stripping out of nutrients, says Ludwig, happens with highly refined white bread compared with stone-ground whole wheat bread.
6. Many supposedly healthy replacement foods are hardly healthier than the foods they replace.
In 2006, for example, major beverage makers agreed to remove sugary sodas from school vending machines. But the industry mounted an intense lobbying effort that persuaded lawmakers to allow sports drinks and vitamin waters that--despite their slightly healthier reputations still can be packed with sugar and calories.
7. A health claim on the label doesn't necessarily make a food healthy.
Health claims such as "zero trans fats" or "contains whole wheat" may create the false impression that a product is healthy when it's not. While the claims may be true, a product is not going to benefit your kid's health if it's also loaded with salt and sugar or saturated fat, say, and lacks fiber or other nutrients. "These claims are calorie distracters," adds Nestle. "They make people forget about the calories." Dave DeCecco, a spokesperson for PepsiCo, counters that the intent of a labeling program such as Smart Spot is simply to help consumers pick a healthier choice within a category. "We're not trying to tell people that a bag of Doritos is healthier than asparagus. But, if you're buying chips, and you're busy, and you don't have a lot of time to read every part of the label, it's an easy way to make a smarter choice," he says.
8. Food industry pressure has made nutritional guidelines confusing.
As Nestle explained in Food Politics, the food industry has a history of preferring scientific jargon to straight talk. As far back as 1977, public health officials attempted to include the advice "reduce consumption of meat" in an important report called Dietary Goals for the United States. The report's authors capitulated to intense pushback from the cattle industry and used this less-direct and more ambiguous advice: "Choose meats, poultry, and fish which will reduce saturated fat intake." Overall, says Nestle, the government has a hard time suggesting that people eat less of anything.
9. The food industry funds front groups that fight antiobesity public health initiatives.
Unless you follow politics closely, you wouldn't necessarily realize that a group with a name like the Center for Consumer Freedom (CCF) has anything to do with the food industry. In fact,Ludwig and Nestle point out, this group lobbies aggressively against obesity-related public health campaigns such as the one directed at removing junk food from schools--and is funded, according to the Center for Media and Democracy, primarily through donations from big food companies such as Coca-Cola, Cargill, Tyson Foods, and Wendy's.
10. The food industry works aggressively to discredit its critics.
According to the new JAMA article, the Center for Consumer Freedom boasts that "[our strategy] is to shoot the messenger. We've got to attack [activists'] credibility as spokespersons." Here's the group's entry on Marion Nestle.
Another stupid ad on craigslist (CL)
won't the morons ever learn?
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bag of butt plugs and/or mannequins parts
~~~~Mannequins have been picked up all we have now is the bag of butt plugs~~~~
Yeah that's right you hear me right, a bag of butt plugs and/or mannequins parts, the mannequins from a store have been disassembled and are laying all over the place, can you come and grab these ladies? We are tired of them all laying around doing nothing when we are all busting are asses all day.
. . . and the bag of butt plugs, yes there is a bag, it's a large safeway or something brown paper bag, and it is filled to the brim with silicone(?) butt plugs, I would not actually recommend using them for their intended purpose as they have been sitting there for I don't know how long. They haven't been used and they are still in their plastic bags. They are an assortment of sizes and colors so if you are trying to do some crazy art piece or stick them to a friends car, or make a Halloween costume I would say get your ass down here and get these butt plugs off our hands! I mean c'mon a free bag O' butt plugs!!!
Maybe you could combine the mannequins and butt plugs to give to a friend for their birthday, anyways just come get them, we don't want our trash men to think we are freaks.
Store Hours noon-7 come by anytime tonight or tomorrow.
1158 Howard St. San Francisco between 7th and 8th
Have a beautiful day!
Tina, The Telemarketer Who Called Me Last Night
Dear Tina,
When you called me so unexpectedly at 6:00 last night, I was expecting a call from my sister and brother-in-law . I tried to explain to you that there were steaks on the grill and I had guests coming for dinner, so I really wasn't in a position to talk to you about a time-share in Vegas. You persisted. I am not the rude type, so I continued to indulge you rather than hanging up the telephone in your ear. I figure that probably happens quite often and you were only doing your job. However, I think we had a real misunderstanding and I'd like to set the record straight here.
When I asked you what you were wearing you became very defensive. I am in sales myself and I am required to wear a suit and tie to work every, single day. I simply wanted to make sure you were prepared to make a good first impression.
When I asked you what type of panties you were wearing it was because I wanted to make sure I was dealing with a "normal" person and not a pervert.
Asking you if you were masturbating when you spoke with customers was my way of checking your professionalism.
When you started making claims of sexual harassment, I was flabbergasted. There was really no need to call me names. I was also appalled that you had the audacity to hang up on me! Need I remind you that YOU called me? The least you could have done is to have been grateful that I took the time to speak to you in spite of the fact my steaks were burning.
As for the Vegas time-shares, I am very interested. How about you come over to my place, bring a couple of steaks to grill (as you kind of owe me a few steaks anyway), and we can talk more.
This is reposted from last month.....
NO SUCH THING AS STORM SURGE!
The liberal scientists predicting "storm surge" (no such thing) are the same ones predicting "global warming" (no such thing) and trying to teach "evolution" (no such thing)!
It's all just liberals trying to scare you into giving up your property and rights.
Let the liberals run like the "educated" elitists they are, but everyone voting for McCain/Palin--- STAY AND PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY!!!
Missed Connections Support Group:
Unable to function due to an addiction to Missed Connections? Always looking for your MC? Join us. This is a support group that will progress through several stages, as described below:
Stage 1: Help, I see myself in every MC
During this stage, we will study and scrutinize Missed Connections posts to see which ones could possibly apply to us. Expect to hear some arguing along the lines of: “It is obviously for me.” “It’s MAN for WOMAN! It’s mine!” “She obviously hit the wrong choice in her haste to contact me via an anonymous message board!”
This stage is hopeful and will thus involve few tears. However, intense mood swings may occur.
Stage 2: Help! He/She is obviously dead/in a coma/stuck in the sewer system/incarcerated. (average member reaches stage 2 in 1 to 3 weeks)
During this stage, we will panic. Close readings of all missed connections posts reveal that they are NOT in fact for us. Our love interests have not contacted us in days/weeks! This is unlike he/she. Well, kind of unlike he/she. Well, unlike the he/she we have chosen to remember. We will call hospitals, jails, and study the obituaries. Problems may arise when we only have first names or vague descriptions. Private investigators may have to be contacted, and we thus may have to introduce dues during this stage.
Stage 3: Fucking Asshole. He/she is in fact alive. I saw him/her at the grocery store/laundromat/bar/ A mutual acquaintance confirmed his/her ongoing existence. I hate him/her. (average member reaches stage 3 in 1 to 3 months)
This stage involves planning. Scheming, really. How will we extract revenge? Motherfucker has fucked us for life. We will never truly love again. We were so pure, so innocent, so full of hope. Now we are all cynics.
The faint of heart may have to excuse themselves from the group at this point. This is no-holds-barred revenge. Violence is excused and even encouraged. We no longer care if he/she thinks we’re insane. He/she is probably right.
Stage 4: Time to begin again.
During this stage, fellow support group members are encouraged to hook up. These new relationships will most likely be abusive and dysfunctional, as we’ve all been hurt and feel the need to continue the cycle of disappointment. Problems may arise when we realize we are all hopeless romantics/masochists, and our fellow group members don’t torture/ignore/abuse us in the way we desire. The flames will die out shortly. However, after the demise of these relationships, we will remember one another very, very fondly and become obsessed. Most likely we will need to re-form a support group within weeks or months.
The following will be provided at support group: Copious amounts of liquor. A room reserved for screaming/gnashing of teeth. A dart board (please provide your own picture). Wireless Internet access. Several boxes of tissue.
Please remember that support group members may be at a different stage than you are. Act with consideration.
The group already meets nightly at my house. Members currently include myself and my dog.
NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM
Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.
Major adult studio.
Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP
Pay: $2000-3000
No anal required
I need weed
I need to get laid
you have weed, you get sex
Federal Reserve to buy commercial paper from mutual funds.
Fed would grant up to $540B to money market funds.........
WASHINGTON DC – The Federal Reserve announced Tuesday that it will provide up to $540 billion in financing to bolster the money market mutual fund industry, its latest effort to get credit flowing more freely again.
The Fed's new program, called the Money Market Investor Funding Facility, will be used to support a private-sector initiative designed to provide liquidity, or cash, to money market investors. The Fed plans to back purchases of short-term debt including certificates of deposit and commercial paper that expire in three months or less from money market mutual funds.
The funds are large buyers of commercial paper and CDs, which historically are considered safe investments. However, the credit crisis, which took a turn for the worse last month, has put money market mutual funds under pressure as skittish investors demand withdrawals.
"The short-term debt markets have been under considerable strain in recent weeks as money market mutual funds and other investors have had difficulty selling assets to satisfy redemption requests," the Fed explained.
The Fed is tapping its Depression-era emergency powers to create the new program. It will provide financing to a series of five private-sector facilities each run by JPMorgan Chase. They will buy commercial paper issued by highly rated financial institutions and CDs, bank notes and other eligible short-term debt from the funds. Commercial paper is a short-term financing mechanism used by companies for day-to-day operations.
By doing so, the Fed hopes to take pressure off the funds and to improve credit conditions so banks and other financial institutions will be more inclined to lend to each other, and to consumers and businesses.
"Improved money market conditions will enhance the ability of banks and other financial intermediaries to accommodate the credit needs of businesses and households," the Fed said.
The Fed is prepared to provide financing up to $540 billion under the new program, Federal Reserve officials said. Only time will tell how much demand there is. The Fed hopes the new program will give the funds confidence to return to buying commercial paper, CDs and other things.
Money-market mutual funds invest in short-term corporate and government debt that typically carries low risks. The funds are popular places to park cash temporarily but still keep it accessible when needed. They typically earn higher interest than money-market accounts and savings deposits at banks, which are insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
Of the total $3.45 trillion held in money-market funds as of Friday, about $858 billion was in so-called "prime" money-market funds the type that typically invest in commercial paper according to fund-tracking firm iMoneyNet.
Although a total of nearly $6 billion flowed out of prime funds on Thursday and Friday of last week, the decline was far milder than it had been last month. For example, during the four-week period ended Oct. 3, assets in prime funds dropped by more than $514 billion, or about 25 percent, as investors switched to funds offering more security, such as those investing in government debt.
The Fed's announcement on Tuesday marked its latest effort to break through a credit clog that has hobbled lending and threatens to plunge the country into a deep and painful recession.
For about a month, the Fed has been making billions of dollars worth of loans to money market mutual funds — via banks to help relieve pressures on the funds. And, in a separate program that launches on Oct. 27, the Fed will buy vast amounts of commercial paper from an array of companies. The flight of money funds and others away from commercial paper has left companies finding it harder and more expensive to raise short-term cash.
re, Federal Reserve to buy commercial paper from mutual funds.........
WTF
People admit texting at weddings, funerals and on the toilet.
Wachovia posts $24 billion 3Q loss - a record for any U.S. lender.
RE - Wachovia posts $24 billion 3Q loss - a record for any U.S. lender
RE-re, Wachovia posts $24 billion 3Q loss - a record for any U.S. lender...
I see a crooked government bent on insuring the Rich stay that way!
India launches its first unmanned moon mission.
Here's a simple question - ???
Why don't these so-called brave people who belong to hate groups such as:
The Arian Race
KKK
Nation of Islam
Black Panthers
The Brown Berets
and,
a thousand others in America....
Do something about what they believe instead of posting on blogs, forum boards like this one and others, creating websites of hate....
Put you live body in harms way if your so dedicated to your cause.
So why is it we never see any of these?
Computer Rambos are so brave aren't they?
A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
I can't believe that obama would tell everyone he is Black when there is proof that he is only a SMALL part black and infact Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya , his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama's father was onl y 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro).
DEAR MR. OBAMA:
Could you please Reveal these things Sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'Not available'
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
Oh and one more thing Senator, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me Sir?
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known asCalifornia .
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Woman survives blast probably started by TV remote.
BILLINGS, Mo. – Authorities in southwest Missouri say a TV remote control probably triggered an explosion that destroyed a Christian County home on Tuesday morning.
The only person in the home at the time, Cindy Curry, 66, was blown outside but had only minor injuries. Firefighters said it's amazing she survived at all.
Curry's husband, Jerry, said he smelled propane gas in the 10-year-old house late Monday. But the smell was gone Tuesday morning, so he went out to have breakfast with friends.
His wife then turned on the TV, and Billings Fire Chief Henry Bos said it appears the remote control ignited propane still in the house.
The couple lost two of their dogs and a bird.
Asia stocks fall on profit fears....
World wide recession fears loom!
US foreclosure filings up 71 percent in third quarter of 2008.
WASHINGTON DC – The number of homeowners ensnared in the foreclosure crisis grew by more than 70 percent in the third quarter of this year compared with the same period in 2007, according to data released Thursday.
Nationwide, nearly 766,000 homes received at least one foreclosure-related notice from July through September, up 71 percent from a year earlier, said foreclosure listing service RealtyTrac Inc.
By the end of the year, RealtyTrac expects more than a million bank-owned properties to have piled up on the market, representing around a third of all properties for sale in the U.S.
That's bad news for anyone who lives nearby and wants to sell their home. While foreclosure sales are booming in many areas, those properties are commanding deep discounts and pulling down neighboring property values. "It has a pretty significant impact in terms of pricing," said Rick Sharga, RealtyTrac's vice president for marketing.
RealtyTrac monitors default notices, auction sale notices and bank repossessions. More than 250,000 properties were repossessed by lenders nationwide in the third quarter, 81,000 of which were taken back last month.
Six states California, Florida, Arizona, Ohio, Michigan and Nevada accounted for more than 60 percent of all foreclosure activity in the quarter, with California alone making up more than a quarter of all U.S. foreclosure filings.
Detroit and Atlanta were the only cities outside California, Florida, Nevada and Arizona to make RealtyTrac's list of the 20 hardest-hit metropolitan areas.
The combination of sinking home values, tighter mortgage lending criteria and an economy that many economists think has already slipped into recession has left hundreds of thousands of homeowners with few options. Many can't find buyers or owe more than their home is worth and can't refinance into an affordable loan, with the global credit crisis making loans far less available.
For those who can qualify for a loan, or have cash to invest, there are bargains to be had, especially in ravaged markets like Nevada and California. Last month, foreclosure resales accounted for more than half of existing home sales in California last month, as home sales jumped 65 percent from a year ago, while the statewide median home price fell 34 percent to $283,000, according to MDA DataQuick.
RealtyTrac, however, reported foreclosure filings in September were actually down 12 percent from August. But much of that decline was the result of new state laws that delay the foreclosure process. In California, for example, lenders are now required to contact borrowers at least 30 days before filing a default notice. A similar law in North Carolina gives borrowers an extra 45 days.
Still, that's not likely to be enough to save homeowners who owe more on their mortgages than their homes are worth. Nearly 12 million of the 52 million Americans with a mortgage that's 23 percent of them are in that position, according to Moody's Economy.com.
It remains to be seen how much the government's intervention will stem the housing crisis. Earlier this month, the Federal Housing Administration launched a program that aims to prevent foreclosures by allowing homeowners to swap their mortgages for more affordable loans, but only if their lender agrees to take a loss on the initial loan. The bill is projected to help about 400,000 households.
Meanwhile, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., which took over Pasadena, Calif.-based IndyMac Bank over the summer, has been aggressively modifying troubled home loans since August in an effort to stave off foreclosures. Congressional Democrats are calling for that approach to be expanded as the Treasury Department buys billions in troubled mortgage debt as part of a $700 billion financial industry bailout.
Errors, mischief could lead to long election night...
WASHINGTON DC – As Election Day nears, memories of the 2000 contest remind Americans that polling-place foul-ups and close races in key states can send them to bed not knowing who their next president will be.
The odds don't favor a repeat of that imbroglio, in this election or any other. But several possible nightmare scenarios could deliver bitter controversy and confusion on Nov. 4 rather than a quick and clean election of President Bush's successor.
Perhaps the most stunning result would be an electoral college tie, which would require members of the next House to select the winner. It's not likely, but certainly possible.
If Barack Obama carries every state that Democrat John Kerry won in 2004, plus Iowa, New Mexico and Nevada, then he and John McCain each would have 269 electoral votes. A tie also would result if McCain takes New Hampshire from the Democrats' column but loses Iowa, New Mexico and another state that Bush won, Colorado.
Both scenarios are conceivable, though hardly probable. The Constitution directs the newly convened House to settle such ties, with each state delegation having one vote. Wyoming's lone representative could offset California's 53.
All 435 House seats will be up for election, so the next Congress' partisan makeup is unknown. However, House Democrats now control 26 state delegations to the GOP's 21 (with three evenly split), and they will be favored to keep or expand that edge. If so, Obama almost surely would survive a tie-breaking vote.
The only presidential election that resulted in an electoral tie was in 1824, when the House chose John Quincy Adams over Andrew Jackson.
More likely scenarios could involve Election Day confusion, long lines and possible legal challenges at various polling places. Such scenes will have limited national impact unless they occur in a state where the Obama-McCain contest is extremely close and positioned to determine the overall outcome.
That's what happened in Florida in 2000. A host of ballot problems and a whisker-thin margin ignited one of history's most contentious election challenges. The Supreme Court eventually ended it, sealing Bush's electoral college win over Al Gore, who won more popular votes nationwide.
Congress responded to the Florida mess by passing the Help America Vote Act, which devoted about $3 billion to new voting equipment and other measures. Most jurisdictions welcomed the upgrades. But election officials note that millions of Americans will be voting on equipment that is new to them and to precinct workers.
Record turnouts could overwhelm poll workers and voting machines in some precincts. The trend toward early voting in many states, however, should ease the problem somewhat.
Far more Election Day problems stem from human errors than from equipment malfunctions, said Kimball W. Brace, president of Election Data Services Inc., a Washington-based political consulting company.
"Every system is reliable if people know how to work it," he said. However, he said, "the American public has a great way of fouling up their ballots," which can lead to legal challenges and disqualified efforts to vote.
In one commonplace error, people accidentally vote for two candidates for one office. Some systems alert voters to the mistake before they leave the booth, while others do not.
Republican and Democratic activists will look out for unqualified voters and for shenanigans designed to impede legitimate voters in key precincts. A quarrel, equipment snag or legal challenge that halts voting even briefly can cause people in long lines to lose patience and leave.
In past elections, Democrats say GOP operatives have used disinformation and scare tactics to try to suppress voting in heavily Democratic precincts, including predominantly black neighborhoods.
Democratic Gov. Ted Strickland of Ohio said Republicans are trying to frighten newly registered voters in his state by filing numerous lawsuits that question their eligibility. GOP officials say they simply want to avert voter fraud.
In Florida, thousands of new voters may be unable to cast ballots because of discrepancies between their registration forms and government records like driver's licenses. And in August in Florida's Palm Beach County, which was using new voting equipment required by the state, officials lost 3,500 ballots in a close judicial race. They eventually found them, but it took three recounts to declare a winner a month later.
The McCain and Obama campaigns have poured substantial resources into heading off problems and streamlining voting by their supporters.
"We've been sending our scouts out months in advance" to look for possible trouble spots and to consult with election officials throughout the nation, said Jenny Backus, who is working for the Obama campaign on voter protection. The campaign has conducted numerous "know your rights" rallies for potential voters, she said, and it has armies of volunteer lawyers ready to jump into legal disputes.
The Obama campaign will pursue a "selective but ferocious legal strategy," Backus said.
The McCain campaign has similar plans.
"We will have people across the country — volunteers, poll watchers, attorneys — paying attention to issues we've seen in the past on Election Day," spokesman Ben Porritt said. They will focus on "hot spots" where "we have seen examples of fraudulent activities," including efforts to register unqualified voters, he said.
Finally, in the unlikely event that Washington state determines the Obama-McCain contest, the nation could be held in suspense for days. The state's vote-by-mail system allows ballots to be postmarked as late as midnight on Election Day.
Polls show Washington leaning strongly toward Obama.
re - Errors, mischief could lead to long election night.
Who gives a fuck?
re, re-Errors, mischief could lead to long election night.
Dam I'll be glad when this useless corrupt bullshit election is over!
4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home in.
About then an old Grandpa named Orville walked in.
One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all
That stupid ass useless craigslist flagged my post three times for no reason.
CL sucks, this board rules!
This country with it's faggisems and drugies,it's going down the tubes.
I have an idea.Empty all are prisons out into Iran and Irsc.Let them fight so the homo's can fuck each other in the ass.Here,at home,at homo land.
And bring the real men and women of homoland home.What do you think bitches?????
Homoland i like that!!Happy day's ass popper's.
Canada is often refered to as a country of Socialists.....This is true to a degree
The topic that is at the center of the socialist debate is Canada's Healthcare System.
It is true that ALL Hospitals are Govt owned and Under the Canada Health Act it is illegal for a Doctor of your Choice to bill you for services.
It is true that with an aging population the system becomes stressed at times but Life saving procedures are done ASAP.
In a Country with a low population <33 million> it hardly makes sense to build a bunch of new Hospitals to buy time until the aged population passes on.
Canada contracts out operations to Montana,Washington state or other Canadian Provinces in the meantime. The system will return to normal in a few years from now.
We will all need the Healthcare system at some point in our lives regardless of race,ability to pay or economic status.
I have no problem paying a little extra tax off my pay check if it means:
Your sick child gets the best care possible
Your sick Mother,Father or Grandparents get the best care possible
Its so sad when a family becomes Bankrupt after a Family Illness.
You get to keep your House for your Family and dont need to Mortgage it for a serious illness
Canada also provides free medications to its Senior Citizens.....All they pay is the dispensing fee at the Drugstore
If this so called "Socialism" means you get a few more years with your Parents or your Children get a few more years with their Grandparents.......
Please go ahead and take a few extra Dollars from my paycheck......I have always had a very good living in Canada and i have no complaints.
For the sake of arguement.. there is little difference between Canada and America
WHEN GAY BEHAVIOR IS TAUGHT TO KINDERGARTNERS AS OKAY ...............
That is surely the end of America. What a sick fucking place this former nation will have become. Gays can do what they want, but please not in front of children. Anyone who thinks that children are not influenced by what they see grown-ups do is goddamn blind. I would rather live in Iran where they cut the sodomizers' dicks off. I'm with Gramps and Grandma, I'm outta here when perversion is raised to the equality of decency!
My opinion on the gay issue
I am a card-carrying, McCain voting Republican.
A Scotts Valley man was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex on the same day that he planned to celebrate a wedding anniversary with his wife, Morgan Hill police said.
Jean-Pierre de Tourtoulon, 29, was one of three people arrested last week during an undercover operation that targeted people who allegedly solicited or responded to sex-related services placed on the Craigslist Web site. According to police, de Tourtoulon said he needed to be released by a specific time to keep a dinner reservation with his wife for their anniversary.
Police targeted both solicitors and those offering sex for money. Also arrested were Leslie Rucker, 29, of Stockton and Tommy Martinez, 51, of San Jose.
Hilary and others now voting 4 McCAIN
Hilary and the new group Pumas are now voting for McCain
McCain is also taking Vrg,NH.Oh
NOT even Oprah China or Russia can buy Obama into office
Scottsdale Arizona is OBAMA COUNTRY!!!
Just like all the stupid ass realtors flock here and the drool over having a useless HOA.
Scottsdale, the home of Liberal America ... you suck!
Look you anti american bozos...
you flag my post before it even gets posted...
but let bullshit like a poker tournament with a link allowed.
\All I did was ask a question about so-called private militas or hate groups and you CL shitheads flagged it off. My post was NOT offensive and it did not support any hate group, it just ask a question about them.
Ok, I will just post it to other boards, there are many, you are NOT the only forum in existence you arrogant assholes!
Another crazy ad on craigslist (CL) - this one on the FREE Section in Philadelphia PA ...
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vietnam dong / vietnam money
I have about 129,000 vietnam dong (approximately 7 USD value). Left from my vietnam trip last year. If you are going to this country, you can take them off my hands.
:)
Another crazy ad on craigslist (CL) - this one on the FREE Section in Philadelphia PA ...
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Free::: no rips, stains, pets or smoking curvy LOVESEAT needs of home
This was my grandmother's loveseat, purchased in the early 1960s and made to last. It has curvy design, so that front and back curve a bit. I recovered it about 5 years ago in nice expensive fabric (and expensive to recover). After years in a small apt I'm moving to a place big enough for a couch and am ready to upgrade.
The loveseat has one problem. By design it was always low to the ground but the springs have fallen to the ground so that you are about 14" off the ground when sitting. I usually curl up in it to watch tv so don't actually sit on it. It's great for curling up and perfect for small apt., kids room or extra lounge. The goose down cushion could use extra padding (opens with zipper so easy to add foam).
If you are into furniture repair, this would be worth saving but otherwise it is fine as is. Also is missing two buttons from back (not noticeable). Pictures are a bit washed out by flash, the swatch shows truest color. Dimensions are 46" wide by 35" deep x 30" high with 14" rise. Must go by Oct. 28th.
Another crazy ad on craigslist (CL) - this one on the FREE Section in Philadelphia PA ...
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dumpster alert - 2 pleather loveseats
Malvern crossing apartments
COLLISION OF THE TWO AMERICAS
It used to be that those who considered themselves to be the moral conscience of this country would be content to burn a few "witches" who werent christian enough. These people have apparently evolved to "better americans" than the rest of us. They've moved to areas that are "more american" than the rest of us.
I'm tired of these uber americans telling the rest of us how to behave, how to think , how to vote. It's time for the rest of us to send these clowns packing.If I wanted to see a circus I'd buy a ticket!
Here's an idea...
lets go back to the old days but incorporate all the best of three ways to settle disputes. anger issues, and dealing with assholes...
Method # 1: The Old West - fast draw, meet in the street, the fastest gun survives.
Method # 2: Pistol Duel - Stand back to back with a single shot pistol, turn at 10 paces and fire, survivor wins! This requires a second ( a person who accompanies one doing the duel, each party needs one). It also requires at least 3 external people to watch and make sure no one cheats.
Method # 3: Gentlemen's Duel with fencing swords. Survivor wins.
Scientists discover something strange after peeling the adhesive off its roll in a vacuum.
Arrested for virtual murder
A woman whose "husband" divorced her in an online game is jailed for killing his avatar.
Online divorcee jailed after killing virtual hubby
TOKYO Japan: A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.
The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.
"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.
The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.
She has not yet been formally charged, but if convicted could face a prison term of up to five years or a fine up to $5,000.
Players in "Maple Story" raise and manipulate digital images called "avatars" that represent themselves, while engaging in relationships, social activities and fighting against monsters and other obstacles.
The woman used login information she got from the 33-year-old office worker when their characters were happily married, and killed the character. The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.
World markets sink on fears recession will slash profits, push small economies to brink
Stock futures frozen after steep plunge.
Former Bush press secretary Scott McClellan endorses Obama.
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit ?
Another one of those crazy craigslist ads, this one on the FREE section board in Phoenix Arizona...
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Free BullDozer
It rolled down mountain and is Only good for scrap steel.Maybe 50 tons.Engine probably still could work. In rugged terrain but Road Accesible.
Location: Crown King
The ultimate shithole of the universe!
Butter – You were my first lube. You were always there for me; you never asked for anything, you just gave and gave and gave. Sure, I experimented a little, who doesn't? Corn oil, mayonnaise, suntan lotion, Vaseline, hair gel, jam, ManGlide... but you were the first. Yeah, it really brings back the ol' memories. You'll always have a special place in my heart. Hell, I can't even eat popcorn these days without getting a woody.
Underwear – You were hawwt. I remember the first time I checked out my Mom's underwear in the dirty clothes hamper; you were flirting with me. Teasing me to try you on. Did you ever tell her that I sometimes wore you while I spanked my monkey? You dawg! She must have weighed 280 pounds, and you were like a circus tent. And her bra? OMG! That was Tasty Hot! She'd come home from a long day at work, all hot and sweaty, and eat her fried-chicken TV dinner while leaning forward on her chair so I could pick the zits on her back. Her bra was just so . . There. I'd sneak a peek every once in a while. You know what I'm saying? Fuckin' A, baby!
Lady on page 26 of the Victoria's Secret catalog – You were one Hot Babe. You rocked my world. That look in your eyes as I wanked into some Kleenex promised some of the steamiest sex I could ever imagine. If you ever want to hook up again, just be delivered in the mail as usual. Maybe your friend with the juicy-caboosie (page 14) would like to get together for some Spicy-Hot 3-way action? Think about it.
Linda, or maybe Lynn, or Lindsay, I'm not really sure – I was cruising the New Year's Eve parties, looking for what I like to call “Hot Babe Action”. Just driving around in my Dodge Aries on a Babe Hunt. I heard your friends in front of the nightclub call to you, “You gonna be okay, Lin(something)?” You screamed back, “(something garbled)!!” and then stumbled and flipped them the bird. You were all pretty drunk.
I followed you for a few blocks until you went into the park (I wasn't stalking you). I found you there, under a tree, on your hands and knees like a dawg, you Hot Nasty Bitch. You blew a steady torrent of vomit on the grass in front of you, and then planted your face in it with your ass up in the air. I'm pretty sure you said “Yes”; at least that's what I heard. Damn, I must have pounded your Love Canal 3, maybe even 4 seconds before I exploded. And I could tell from the side of your face that wasn't caked with vomit that, underneath the smeared make-up, you were Hot!
Can you believe it? After all these years I still have your underwear (hanging from the rearview mirror of the Dodge Lovemobile) and the genital warts you gave me, and the herpes. You're still the only (human) female who I've slipped the baloney-pony: I'll love you forever. Good times, eh? There was something I've wondered about for a long time: you were sort of unresponsive at the time, and I wanted to get away before any cops came by, so I never got to ask; Was it good for you?
Sheep (I don't think you had a name) – You were my first ungulate. This was at my Uncle Gunter's farm in Iowa. Damn, you were such an animal. After that whole Lin(whatserface) experience, I started to feel some manly pain in my heart. My life felt so empty with her gone. A lot of people don't realize it, but a man has feelings too. A man has needs. And I felt that I needed some poon-tang. A Hot Swingin' Babe, just getting down and dirty. But we were in the middle of Bum-Fuck, Iowa, so I went for ewe. You really helped me through a rough patch; helped me climb back on the Love Train again, get my confidence going so I could go cruising for Hot Babes. I was pretty nervous about playing hide-the-pickle with a farm animal, but you were calm and patient, just chewing your cud while I worked up my nerve. I gave you a handful of clover afterwards so in case you started following me around I could say, “Yeah, I gave her some clover earlier.”
Horrified woman in the bathroom stall next to me – I swear that all I was doing was making a simple video of toilets in American public bathrooms. A historical documentation of how we live in America. You'd think that would have some social value, right? Performance art. Right? I had No Friggen Idea that you were in the stall next to me! I couldn't even see the viewfinder for the camera! Hell, I didn't even know this was a woman's bathroom. I'm sorry I didn't look more carefully at the tiny little sign. And anyway, I think it was in Spanish, at least part of it was, and I got confused. I was crowning; I had to go. And I was rubbing one out. . . like it's a big deal. Lots of guys pound the pud while sitting on the can. If the judge had been a guy instead of frigid, bitter, dried-up, man-hating dyke, he would have known that, and I would have walked. Jeez Laweez! Talk about a frame-up!
Ike – You were my best friend in prison, man. Hombre! We'd kick back, just passing the time out in the yard, talking about Hot-Assed Bitches. Right on, brother! Talking about bras, talking about Lin(whatever), talking about cruising for Hot Smokin' Babes in the Lovemobile. Those were some good times, talking about what we'd do when we got out of the Big House and hooked up with some Sweet-n- Nasty Be-atches. Brother, when you get out in 10-to-15, I'll be waiting for you with the Dodge and we can cruise for some Booty-licious Hot Tamales, or we can go back to my place and watch each other jerk off just like in the Store Room of the Metal Shop at the Big House. Old times, amigo. I'll have a big stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs waiting for you, my man, just full of Hot, Ripe Babes.
TastyTime – That's my favorite brand of ice cream to eat while I'm hooking up with Hot Bitches on the Internet. T.T. TastyTime ButterNut Double-Fudge. Fuckin' A! That's also one of my screen names, “TT”. I understand Hot Babes so well now that I'm like a psychologist or some shit. They just have to ask what “TT” stands for. “Tree Top Lover, Baby” That's what I usually tell them. “But my ladies just call me Tree Top. T.T. Dig?” Then we get into all kinds of nasty talk about Trees and being on Top and shit. I tell ya, I know Bitches like the back of my hand.
I cruise CraigsList and all the chat rooms getting Hot Babe Action. I'm dialed-in to some really exclusive Eastern European porn (Prestige-level Member), straight to my In Box on the computer where I work graveyard as a security guard at the warehouse. Some Hot Russian Bitch has been writing to me lately; shit, I've got Hot Babes texting me every day. (The word is out, man; the word is fucking out that I'm a major Player, and the bees are buzzing looking for a little honey.) I got some Russian Bitch hitting me up, a Japanese Bitch, all talking about increasing the size of my trouser snake, “make her moan with pleasure”, that kind of shit. I'm like a Bitch-Magnet, baby. I've gone viral. It seems like every Hot Nasty Babe on the planet is focused on the size of my johnson. All wanting to ride the Stallion. That's another screen name of mine.
To the guy who drank from the can of Pepsi he found on the ground.
I thought that was pretty gross at first, but the more I thought about it throughout the day, the more I was charmed by it. I can tell you are outgoing and uninhibited by social norms and I find that very sexy. It inspired me to fish a half-eaten doughnut out of a trash can on my way home from work. It tasted awful, but I felt so liberated.
You where dressed kind of poorly and your hair was unkempt (clearly unwashed), but I get the impression that your just a free spirit with bigger priorities then basic hygiene. Perhaps your a modern Aristotle?
Would love to discuss Kierkegaard or Nietzsche with you sometime, perhaps over a can of Pepsi? My treat.
Today's Question, what was the ethnic background or nationality of the lat person you had sex with?
My Answer Is .........
The last person I had sex with was a Mexican.
She wanted to taste white cock so I let her.
Then I took her to my motel room where we fucked for hours.
The last person I had sex with was my wife...she is black, so am I, and so what?
sex question...
she was Thai from Bangkok.
I just got back from a great sex tour package.
I am white and love them Asian babes.
Q-
the last girl i had sex with was a hooker named jasmine, ive had her several times, she gives great bjs
Today's Question, Sex:
I had sex last night, it was with a guy, he was white, I so am I.
Sex Q).....
I haven't been laid in a year, I am a geek, the last girl I had was a $1,000 escort.
Question about Sex.....
The last sexual encounter was on the BART (SF) Friday on the way home from work. It was really crowded, standing room only.
I groped this Mexican bitch, I knew she was illegal.
She tried not to let me but finally just allowed me to rub her ass and between her legs.
I wanted to fuck her right there.
If I see her again I am going to make me an anchor baby.
Sex Q///
the last sex i had was masturbating on a poster at a bus stop of a girl wearing jeans
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yes sir another crazy craigslist post, this one on the free section in Phoenix Arizona....
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240 Capsules
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Those morons in Phoenix Arizona that post crap to cragslist boards, here's a funny one on CL Free Section.
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AIRWICK PLUG-IN WALL CARTRIDGES
5 to give away.
Free Section Post on craigslist, seems this works well.
X-Large dog collar/cone
This is in great shape. Just call to come and pick it up.
My wife isn't needing it anymore, I finally trained the bitch!
Found this post on CL, it's funny....
FREE Gerbil cage with food and accessories.
The gerbil died, he got stuck in a gay man's ass and couldn't breathe...I witnessed the whole thing.
It was horrible.
email me for directions...
Scared Straight
Proof people on Phoenix Arizona are nuts...check out this craigslist post:
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FREE Egg Cartons!
I have like 100 (give or take) egg cartons if you need them.
Free Cats:
Female cat that is 2 years old. I also have a 6 month old male kitten. Both are litter trained.
They will make tasty eating for a nice Vietnamese family for weekend BBQ.
Here's a great post that as just emailed to me, listed somewhere on craigslist...
FREE
Two Male Homosexual Rottweilers.
They are great fun to watch.
Yes they suck and lick one another and the dominate big one butt screws the smaller one and makes it squeal.
People really should not shop at Walmart. Walmart is a cancer on the Ameican business society.
I don't want to hear, "but Walmart is so cheap". Walmart is destorying middle America business.
Walmart is a microcosim of what is wrong with this country.
US District Court Judge says Obama is ineligible to run for President
Obama Campaign Ends: Federal Judge Orders DNC To Remove Obama From All Ballots
October 25, 2008
After reviewing evidence presented by Attorney Philip Berg, US District Court Judge Honorable R. Barry Surrick has ruled that Barak Hussein Obama was not a “natural born” or “naturalized” citizen and is ineligible to run for and/or serve as President of the United States.
Judge Surrick then ordered the Democratic National Committee to cease all campaign activity on behalf of their candidate for President. He further ordered Obama be removed from all election ballots.
Before jumping to conclusions, the civil action brief of Attorney Berg begins by identifying himself as a life-long Democrat who is proud of his party. It cannot be said that Berg is a right-wing zealot grasping at any accusation to prevent the oppositional party from being elected. No, Berg is here fulfilling his oath to uphold the Constitution.
In addition to his defense of Constitutional integrity, Berg also says his purpose is to defend the integrity of his Party. Many people have given of their money and time in support of Party goals, which include “to restore accountability, honesty, and openness at all levels of government”, to “restore the Constitution and protect the civil rights and liberties of all Americans,” and to “uphold the Constitution.” Berg continues, “[t]o uphold the Constitution includes making sure that the candidate is eligible to serve as President pursuant to Article II, Section 1 of our United States Constitution and that such candidate runs a fair and legitimate campaign.”
As for the evidence, Berg investigation discovered Obama was born in Kenya. His father was a citizen of Kenya. His was 18 years old at the time. Even though a child born to a U.S. citizen could acquire natural born citizenship, his then 18-year-old mother did not meet U.S. law governing citizenship. Obama became a citizen of Kenya. He was schooled there under the name of Barry Hussein Soetoro, the name of his father Lolo Soetoro. His citizenship in Kenya was confirmed from school records.
Attorney Berg and Judge Surrick have proven that Constitutional Democracy in our Republic of states still works as intended by this nation’s Founders. Thank God.
Source: Berg v Obama, et. al., Civil Action No. 08-cv-04083 (E.D. Pen. Oct. 22, 2008).
Where it all began
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'
Welfare, Medicare, Food Stamps, Free Healthcare, Entitlement Programs, Subsidies, etc ..... is Socialism!
Why I won't vote for Obama
I work hard for my money, I am NOT willing to share it with those that don't work hard for it. It's my work, it's my money.
then i want to be able to marry 2 women.
I Really Really Need
To bounce on a cock right now.
My vagina is starving.
Man complains to cops he was cheated while buying drugs......
Be sure that when the Messiah " Obama " heres of this, heads will roll.
And the dealer will be forced to produce the goods.
Current Census
9 million people are fucking right now
2 million are kissing
1 million getting head
1 lonely fucker is reading rants & raves
you hang in there, Sunshine
Federal agents break up skinhead plot to assassinate Obama
PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT........This only works if you have a remote!
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this:
It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar rapist won't stick around... After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there ..... This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
P.S. I think this idea is fantastic. Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. So if you're old for example and fall or have a heart attack you can activate the car alarm and then someone will know there's a problem.
Please pass this on even IF you've read it before. It's a reminder.
Their once was a man from nantucket, your mom likes his dick so she sucked it.
As he said with a grin, as she wiped off her chin,
get your ass up bitch so I can fuck it.
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Speaks for itself.......
'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose.'
'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'
'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'
'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have
looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.'
'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government
but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.'
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite
at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'
'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.'
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.'
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'
'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.'
'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'
re, CL are Idiots -
What do you expect from some homo fag bastard liberal from San Francisco.
The only people that post to craigslist are losers or con artist.
For those of you contemplating retirement, I would like to share my
retirement experiences with you, which I hope will be helpful.
Fifteen years ago my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida's Southeast coast. We are living in the Delray/Boca/Boynton Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-a-hachee. There are 3000 lakes in Florida, only three are real.
Our biggest retirement concern was time management. What were we going to do all day? Let me assure you, passing the time is not a problem. Your days will be eaten up by simple, daily activities. Just getting out of your car takes 15 minutes. Trying to find where you parked takes 20 minutes. It takes 1/2 hour on the check-out line in
Wal-Mart and 1 hour to return the item the next day.
Let me take you through a typical day. We get up at 5:00 AM, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us and rain or shine we walk around the streets, all talking at once. Every development has some late risers who stay in bed until 6 AM. After a nimble walk avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for the next activity.
My wife goes directly to the pool for her under water Pilates class, followed by gasping for breath and CPR. I put on my 'Ask me about my Grandchildren' T-shirt, my plaid mid-calf shorts, my black
socks and sandals and go to the club house lobby for a nice nap.
Before you know it, it's time for lunch. We go to Costco to partake of the many tasty samples dispensed by ladies in white hair nets. All free! After a filling lunch, if we don't have any doctor appointments, we might go to the flea market to see if any new white belts have come in or to buy a Rolex watch for $2.00.
We're usually back home by 2 PM to get ready for dinner. People start lining up for the early bird about 3 PM, but we get there by 3:45 because we're late eaters. The dinners are very popular because of the large portions they serve. You can take home enough food for the next
day's lunch and dinner, including extra bread, crackers, packets of mustard, relish, ketchup and Sweet-and-Low along with mints.
At 5:30 we're home ready to watch the 6 o'clock news. By 6:30 we're fast asleep. Then we get up and make 5 or 6 trips to the bathroom during the night and it's time to get up and start a new day all over again.
Doctor related activities eat up most of your retirement time. I enjoy reading old magazines in sub zero temperatures in the waiting room, so I don't mind. Calling for test results also help the days fly by. It takes at least half an hour just getting through the doctor's phone menu. Then there's the hold time until you're connected to the right party. Sometimes they forget you're holding, and the whole office goes off to lunch.
Should you find you still have time on your hands, volunteering provides a rewarding opportunity to help the less fortunate. Florida has the largest concentration of seniors under five feet and they need our help. I myself am a volunteer for 'The Vertically Challenged Over 80.' I coach their basketball team, The Arthritic Avengers. The hoop is
only 4 1/2 feet from the floor. You should see the look of confidence
on their faces when they make a slam dunk.
Food shopping is a problem for short seniors or 'bottom feeders' as we call them because they can't reach the items on the upper shelves. There are many foods they've never tasted. After shopping, most seniors can't remember where they parked their cars and wander the parking lot for hours while their food defrosts.
Lastly, it's important to choose a development with an impressive name. Italian names are very popular in Florida. They convey world traveler, uppity sophistication and wealth. Where would you rather live... Murray's Condos or the Lakes Of Venice ? There's no difference.
They're both owned by Murray who happens to be a cheap bastard.
I hope this material has been of help to you future retirees. If I can be of any further assistance, please look me up when you're in Florida . I live in The Leaning Condos of Pisa in Boynton Beach.
re, craigslist.......
I stopped posting there months ago, they are totally assholes. That stupid flagging system sucks.
The board is mostly inundated with gays.
Who needs CL anyway?
re, re carigslist.....
They suck.
That jackoff jerkwad Graig Newmark or whatever his name is sucks.
BANGKOK - Thailand, the world's biggest rice exporter, plans to barter rice for oil from Iran, its commerce minister said on Monday.
"Our senior officials plan to go to Iran by the middle of November to discuss the specifications of oil and rice that would be exchanged," Commerce Minister Chaiya Sasomsab told reporters.
Thailand would also continue talks with Iran on a straight government-to-government deal for selling rice.
SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
I WILL TRY to educate you stupidos as to your problems....
TOO MANY KIDS
DONT YOU GET IT you can not feed the ones you got, WHY do you have more do you think it makes you a man?
Beaners are the stupidest morons on the planet.
re, Mexicans
A Mexican would have to grow a brain just to hold a black man's gonads!
How many of you would still have a job with a 17% approval rating for work?
NONE of you!
Not in this day and age.
From now till the end of time, this damn Congress will be compared to others as a an ignorant asshole group do nothings that spend taxpayer money!
This Congress will go down in history as the worst EVER!
It's sad, but we who elected them are not very smart.
Now you want to repeat your mistakes.
Think third party or independent.
After several years in which Americans were buying stuff on credit they couldn't afford, a rapidly increasing number are complaining about getting harassed and abused by bill collectors.
Nearly 71,000 people filed such complaints with the Federal Trade Commission last year, roughly double the number in 2003. In addition, more than 14,000 complained to the Better Business Bureau. Thousands more lodged grievances with state and city officials.
"And it is going to get worse," warned David Polino, a Better Business Bureau expert on collection agencies and president of the BBB chapter in upstate New York. "With the recession, with the horrible credit problems, this is going to be off the charts."
Regulators and consumer groups say the rise in complaints reflects the rapidly increasing number of Americans who took on more debt than they could handle during the free-spending, easy-credit days that preceded the current economic crisis. The complaints are also being attributed to the explosive growth in the number of companies that buy up bad consumer debt at a discount and try to collect whatever they can.
U.S. law allows creditors to take aggressive steps to collect a debt, including going to court to freeze a debtor's bank accounts. But there are also rules: They may not call before 8 a.m. or after 9 p.m. They may not repeatedly use the phone to annoy you. They cannot curse or threaten to have you arrested. They cannot lie about the likelihood of legal action, or tack on unwarranted charges.
People who owe money are often themselves rude and abusive to bill collectors, use obscene language and hurl death threats. But under the law, bill collectors are not allowed to respond in kind.
Nearly 39 percent of the people who complained to the FTC last year accused an agency of either demanding a larger payment than legally allowed, or seeking money they didn't owe at all.
Bob Silvers of San Jose, California, said a company called Bay Area Credit Service has been hounding him over a disputed $60 ambulance bill from 2002 by bombarding him with calls that begin early in the morning and sometimes continue all day.
"I get between three and nine calls a day, six days a week," said Silvers, who claims the agency has ignored his demands to stop calling. "It's just constant harassment."
A spokesman for Bay Area Credit said he was unfamiliar with Silvers' dispute, but said it is against company policy to use the telephone to browbeat people.
West Virginia's attorney general sued a Florida company this month, accusing it of trying to intimidate people into paying delinquent cell phone bills by falsely threatening them with arrest, harassing their relatives and contacting their employers.
One 72-year-old retiree targeted by the company, Florence Gifford of Gypsy, West Virginia, said she didn't believe she owed anything, but forked over $304 anyway after collectors used foul language and threatened to send a sheriff's deputy to her door.
In New York, authorities said one collector was recently disciplined for threatening to have immigrant debtors deported.
"We're starting to see more of the more serious types of harassment," said Jonathan Mintz, New York City commissioner of consumer affairs. His office investigated 1,277 complaints last year, up from 508 in 2004.
The collection industry is quick to point out that complaints don't necessarily equal improper conduct.
The company being sued in West Virginia, Charles Howell and Associates, denied its collectors had used bad language or threatened anyone with arrest.
"There's no lick of any sort of proof," said the company's president, Gregory Wells. "The only thing they have is the word of someone who owes money and is trying to get out of paying."
Rozanne Andersen, general counsel of ACA International, a trade association for debt collectors, chalked up much of the increase in complaints to America's growing debt problem.
According to the Federal Reserve, American consumers now owe around $969 billion in revolving debt the type of debt that people have on their credit cards compared with $770 billion in 2003.
Some 4.5 percent of all bank-issued consumer credit cards were delinquent in the second quarter of 2008, versus 2.4 percent in 1990, according to the American Bankers Association.
"There has been a tremendous increase in the volume of bad debts," Andersen said. "That is not an excuse, because we do take these complaints very seriously. But some of these complaints involve consumer misunderstanding of the law, or just frustration."
Regulators say many of the most serious complaints seem to be aimed at a particular type of debt collection agency: companies that specialize in buying old accounts that have defied all previous attempts at collection. There are hundreds of such companies, compared with as few as a dozen a decade ago.
These companies pay pennies on the dollar to acquire portfolios of "zombie debt" from phone companies, banks, health care providers and stores.
"We've seen people being pursued over debts that are 8, 9 or 10 years old," said Minnesota Attorney General Lori Swanson.
Those attempts to collect on older debts that have changed hands several times can be problematic, said the BBB's Polino. Some of the record-keeping on those accounts is so slipshod, he said, that collectors find themselves hounding the wrong people, or chasing accounts that were paid off long ago.
Swanson sued an Illinois debt-collection agency, AFNI Inc., in July, accusing it of failing to verify that old bills were legitimate before going after debtors. AFNI's vice president Jim Hess defended the company's efforts to verify debts and blamed some of the problems on an increase in identity theft.
Ernestine Williams, a 55-year-old widow in Morristown, New Jersey, walked into her bank over the summer to make a deposit, only to learn that her account had been frozen at the request of a company that purchased her delinquent Pep Boys repair bill.
The company is demanding $2,135 immediately to unfreeze her account an amount that includes about $400 in fees and interest on top of her original debt. Williams said she has had financial problems since her husband died and needs more time to pay.
"It's ludicrous," Williams said. "I'm trying to get back on my feet so I can pay my bills. It's embarrassing. I've already pawned all my jewelry. I don't have anything."
I asked the Manager at the grocery store if they had any ripe bananas.He laughed at me and unzipped his pants.
Good morning New York...
fuck Arizona the home of John McCain.
re, Good Morning....
fuck New York, you liberal losers, hope al-Qaida visits you again real damn soon.
re,re, Good Morning...
Hey fuck everyone from Somalia, Kenya, Indonesia, Hawaii, and Illinois ....
The homes and Muslim schooling and non US Citizen background of
Barack Hussein Obama
Computer makers recall 100,000 Sony batteries.............
TOKYO Japan – Computer manufacturers are recalling 100,000 laptop batteries made by Sony Corp. after 40 incidents of overheating, according to the Japanese electronics giant.
Some users reported smoke or flames. Four of the incidents resulted in minor skin burns while 21 of the cases caused damage to property, Sony said on Friday.
Hewlett-Packard, Toshiba and Dell are involved in the global recall.
Sony said the defect appeared to have been caused by a problem with a production line during October 2004 and June 2005. Its own VAIO notebook computers are not affected by the recall.
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission said that about 32,000 batteries were being recalled voluntarily in the United States, mostly by Hewlett-Packard.
It said consumers should stop using the recalled products immediately because they can overheat, posing a fire and burn hazard to consumers.
Toshiba spokeswoman Yuko Sugahara said that about 14,400 of its laptops worldwide would be affected by the recall.
In 2006 Sony was hit by recalls of almost 10 million of its batteries for laptop computers because of fears they could catch fire, burning a deep hole in the Japanese giant's profits.
Cheetahs on plane: Animal gets loose in cargo hold...
ATLANTA – A Delta baggage worker got a bit of a fright before Halloween when she opened a jetliner's cargo door and found a cheetah running loose amid the luggage. Two cheetahs were being flown in the cargo area of a Boeing 757 passenger flight from Portland, Ore., to Atlanta on Thursday when one escaped from its cage, Delta spokeswoman Betsy Talton said Friday.
"They told us a large animal had gotten out of a container in the cargo hold and they were having to send someone to tranquilize it," said one passenger, Lee Sentell of Montgomery, Ala.
He said luggage was delayed, but baggage handlers promised to send his bags to him in Alabama.
The good news for passengers: The escaped cheetah didn't damage any of their luggage.
The airline summoned help from Zoo Atlanta, and experts rushed to a closed airport hangar and tranquilized the escaped animal and took both big cats to the zoo.
Both 1-year-old female cheetahs were on their way from the Wildlife Safari Park in Winston, Ore., to the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee, Memphis Zoo spokesman Drew Smith said in an e-mail. He said the two cheetahs will stay a few days at the zoo in Atlanta until the Memphis Zoo gets a team together to fetch them.
The cheetahs are on loan to the Memphis Zoo, but Smith said he wasn't sure how long they would stay there.
Halloween another time for drunken party pussy.
Alan Robinson the Phoenix AZ realtor spam turd, spammed me again... what a friggin loser you are you scum nut.
HOA's Suck
HOA Board Members Suck more
and
HOA Property Management Companies suck the most!
Arizona Sucks
Texas Rules
Arizona the desert state of fags and liberals
Mexicans, they are just here so the rest of us have real targets to shoot at.
The commies are coming...
They are called socialist, they are Obama supporters.
A rattlesnake and a Realtor are both coming at you, you have a gun but only one bullet, which one do you shoot?
The Realtor because they are more dangerous than any snake and twice as stupid.
Hey everyone, guess what-
November 5th is open season on Liberals.
Shoot as many as you can.
It's 8:40 pm and I just took a shit on an Obama poster, wow I feel so good!
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