Sep 1, 2008

Archived Postings for September 2008

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CLOSED for Posting - Please POST to the Current Month - These are for Read Only ....
The following are archived postings for the Month of September 2008.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

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The Boss said...

I hate holidays.

All my stinking employees ever do is whine about getting some time off, I work them too hard, they want a pay raise ... blah blah blah

I'll Be Back!!!! said...

I have come to realize this Blog and other forums are a good alternative to craigslist and those drugged out losers who sit around all day doing nothing but hitting the refresh key and flagging post to either irritate people or because they share a different point of view!

The Disgruntled Employee said...

re, I hate Holidays...

It's employers like you that have ruined America and have caused Congress to enact stupid legislation forcing big business to out source their jobs overseas where there are little or no rules about employees, such as sexual harassment!

LOL said...

re,re,I hate Holidays-

yes indeed those employees can be pesky, now can't they?

moved out, never going back said...

FEMA: Gustav will be catastrophic, but not as bad as Katrina........

FEMA, based on my experience is made up of a useless bunch of idiot bureaucrats who have their head stuck up there asses.

Couple this with the Army Corps of Engineers (God only knows where these moron get their civil / structural degrees) can't even build a modern day sophisticated damn or levee. What absolute shits these are!

Again, the people of the Mississippi Delta and New Orleans are on their own.

Something New said...

Check this NEW Blog out -

Political Rumors and Stuff
very interesting, very interesting....

isn't the Internet great?

http://politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com

I hate all you CL Fucktard Flaggers said...

I see the stinking FLAGGERS.......

on CL are out today - again!
That's why I always post ALL my rants and Raves to at least 3 boards ...
Try and Flag this you CL Phoenix Asshole Flagging Liberal Bastards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

demo-dumbs one and all said...

Elect Obama and all you will be left with is another war, open borders, and influx of worthless Muslims and poor Blacks from Africa.

I am bleeding like a stuffed pig said...

Does anybody have a spare Kotex feminine napkin x-Large size ?

media liberal bias said...

Why is the Media trying to cancel the RNC and cover a rainstorm ?

sick of it all said...

re - Why is the Media trying to cancel the RNC and cover a rainstorm?

NOPE they so afraid a few blacks might get wet ?

I bet Bush & Cheney are happy though, they got to cancel their speeches tonight so they could rush to New Orleans and pretend they care.

west valley phoenix az said...

The Phoenix CL BOARD SUCKS.....

JUST LIKE YOUR MOMMIE DOES ON MY BIG FAT COCK EVERYNIGHT.

attention mall shoppers said...

I will quit smoking in public -


When you so called parent's quit bringing your pathetic, Little whiney off spring the mall.

Anonymous said...

people who advertise on CL

This person puts an ad on the Farm and Garden board for a handgun, a Glock 40mm $500 or obo.
He new it would get flagged.
So I quickly respond to it.
The ad sounds ok enough but has no pics or details.
So, I email the guy, he goes through emails back and forth about he has to sell it this weekend, blah blah. It isn't exactly what I wanted but I was willing to compromise ....
He refuses to give his phone number or location saying he doesn't give out his personal info, never any pics sent, wont tell me where he is - etc etc

L@@K you stupid jackasses.
Email is Ok onetime but spending an entire weekend on babble is nuts.
I think the ad is bullshit.
People just like to play games - Or, this gun is stolen or has been used in a crime.

Beware of this guy (JJ), he said he is was in the west valley.
I was shopping for one anyway, and found what I wanted at a local gun shop which I will purchase on Wednesday, unless someone has a used one for sale now - if so, email me asap!

the new guy said...

CL regulars............................

should all die a painful death!!!

your pathetic blog said...

DANCE PUPPETS DANCE....

you losers, we of the CL Phoenix board, we the regulars, we are in control of the world, we control all that is posted everywhere...

obama supporter said...

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old Daughter is Pregnant.......

Anonymous said...

Silly Faggots...Dicks are for Chicks!

liberal thinking again said...

Thousands protest GOP convention, police arrest at least 56.....

and the democrats complain about a few hundred.......

dont figure said...

Hundreds of dogs get 'married' at mass wedding in India.......
and you idiots in America complain about Gay marriage!

people are so gullible said...

Al-Qaida has free movement in Pakistan, security official says....

I am shocked, I am awed, so this is the so-called US ally George Bush has proclaimed since 911.....

wake-up America -
We have NO friends in the Islamic world they all want to destroy us.

Nuke them now or let India do it, either one works for me.

an independent voter said...

The absolute best political blog I've seen -- it's neutral, fair, honest, and correct....

The Patton Doctrine
http://pattondoctrine.blogspot.com/

Please visit, make your own decisions in life.

NOBAMA! said...

obama rama ding dong

Obama Voting Record said...

Just Some of What Defines Barack Obama:

A. He voted for partial birth abortion.
A. He voted no on notifying parents of minors who get out-of-state abortions.
A. Supports affirmative action in Colleges and Government (quotas)..
A. In 2001 he questioned harsh penalties for drug dealing as being too s evere.
A. Says he will deal with street level drug dealing as minimum wage affair.
A. Admitted his use of marijuana and cocaine in high school and in college.
A. His religious convictions are very murky.
A. He is willing to meet with Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Kim Jung Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
A. Has said that one of his first goals after being elected would be to have a conference with all Muslim Nations
A. Opposed the Patriot Act.
A. First bill he signed that was ever passed was campaign finance reform.
A. Voted to allow law suits against gun manufacturers.
A. Supports universal health-care.
A. Voted yes on providing habeas corpus for Guantanamo detainees.
A. Supports granting driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.
A. Supports extending welfare to illegal immigrants.
A. Voted yes on comprehensive immigration reform.
A. Voted yes on allowing illegal aliens to participate in Social Security.
A. Wants to make the minimum wage a 'living wage'.
A. Voted with Democratic Party 96 percent of 251 votes. (241 votes Demo, 10 votes Republican)
A. Is a big believer in the separation of church and state.
A. Opposed to any efforts to Privatize Social Security and instead supports increasing the amount of tax paid into Soc. Sec. Tax In crease.
A. He voted No on repealing the Alternative Minimum Tax which now hits middle income brackets.
A. He voted No on repealing the 'Death' Tax. Tax Increase.
A. He wants to raise the Capital Gains Tax. Tax Increase.
A.. Has repeatedly said the surge in Iraq has not succeeded...which is not true.
A. He is ranked as the most liberal Senator in the Senate today and that takes some doing.

If your political choices are consistent with Barack Obama's and you think that his positions will bring America together or make it a better place, then you will probably enjoy the ride and will not tell anyone else about this letter. If you are like most Americans that after examining what he stands for, are truly not in line with his record, it would be prudent to get off the wave or better yet, never get on, before it comes on shore and undermines the very foundations of this great Country. We have limited time to save America or the Supreme Court as we know it.

Inaction is action.

beware of fags in nyc said...

A young Pace student found dead in his apartment in Chelsea with a cord round his neck and a plastic bag stuffed down his throat.

Let me guess. The poor kid was drunk and picked up by one of the sicko fags who prowl Chelsea, taken back to his apartment, where the fag forced some kind of sick faggo asphyxiation game on him. This is the kind of thing fags are doing to each other all the time and every now and then, one of them gets killed.

You have to watch out for the hardcore fags in Chelsea - some of them have devoted their lives to sick sex games and it's all think about. Some of them shit in each others mouths.

Be careful who you date said...

WHITE SOUTHERN BAPTIST WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH CATHOLIC WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

know the meanings said...

The truth about personal ads

WOMEN'S ADS
HHH.................Healthy, Happy, Horny
SSS.................Stylish, Slender, Sexy
40-ish.....................49
Adventurer.................Slept with all your friends
Athletic...................No tits
Average looking............Face like a basset hound
Beautiful..................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.................. Banged her professors
Emotionally Secure.........Medicated
Feminist...................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit................Junkie
Friendship first...........Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun........................Annoying
Gentle......................Comatose
Good Listener.............. Borderline Autistic
New-Age.....................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned...............Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing....................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..................Sloppy drunk
Poet........................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................Certified Bitch
Redhead.....................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque.................Grossly Fat
Romantic....................Looks better by candlelight
Social......................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous..................Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height....Hugely Fat, as tall as you are wide
Wants Soulmate..............Stalker
Widow.......................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart..............Old bat



MEN'S ADS
BBC.............Big Big Cock
40-ish..................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.........Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit.............Banging your sister
Friendship first........As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun.....................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking............Arrogant
Very good looking.......Dumb as a board
Honest.................Pathological Liar
Huggable...............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.........Insecure mama's boy
Mature..................Older than your father
Open-minded.............Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit..........Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet................... Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive...............Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive..........Gay
Spiritual.............. Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable................. Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful..............Says "Excuse me" when he farts

DRUNK IS NO EXCUSE said...

Drunk Illegal Mexican with 4 DUI's kills 2 people fleeing from Police......

UNFORTUNATELY IT IS NOW TIME WE THE ORDINARY AMERICAN START TAKING THESE ASSHOLES OUT OURSELVES ?

THE POLICE DON'T CARE, THEY'D RATHER GIVE AN AMERICAN A 2 BEER DUI OR SEND YOU TO PRISON FOR SMOKING A JOINT.

McCAIN AND OBAMA PROMISE AMNESTY TO THESE PEOPLE AND ALLOW EACH OF THEM TO BRING IN UP TO 13 ADDITIONAL FOREGNERS AS "FAMILY"

WHEN THAT HAPPENS, EVERY STREET IN PHOENIX WILL LOOK THE MARYVALE VAN BUREN GHETTO WITHIN 2 YEARS.

buying from CL ads said...

re, people who advertise on CL- - -

dont u no better than to buy something through craigslist...a haven for con artist and scammers?

The Texan said...

Arizona Cardinals........

you suck -
Cowboys forever!

tired of dating scene said...

Tired of going out only to be turned down by girls?
Tired of getting ignored by girls?

then buy an inflatable doll, blow up when you want to, have sex when, where, and how you want

the sissy arizonan said...

I Really Hope The Dems Don't Choose to Take the Low Road......

and keep punishing that poor girl for getting pregnant.

Shit like that... gets me mad.

You don't want to get me mad... because

I'm very good at it,

and I'll have to Smite you bastards.

Political Pedophiles said...

Hey you worthless Liberals leave the kid alone,
you goofy bastards.........

you're just jealous cause you didn't have her first!

Palin vs Biden said...

At least Palin is better looking then Biden and I bet she has more balls too.

To get nominated, Joe Biden has to suck off Obama, Edwards, Kennedy, and Clinton!

Palin has more experience then both Biden and Obama!

republican rebuttal said...

The only reason you dont hear alot about democrats children getting pregnant is because the abort them first.

WHY ?????? said...

.......do you see so many stupid people on the news.......

cause they're all liberals !!!!!!!!!!!

political scum said...

Fucking Scottsdale Government won't let me vote......

I am 28 years old, female, white, born in the USA. I have my voters ID card and my Drivers Liscense. Just because I didn't pay for a new DL with my current address when I moved, I can't vote using that. My address is current on my voter card. They also wanted something else with my address on it, and my daughter's ID card (MVD issued) doesn't count. I didn't think it would anyways.

People keep saying that young people need to vote more so their voices are heard, well, I tried.

Fuck the government. Fuck Mary Manross. Stupid cunt.
She's not even any good for going to tittie bars.
She's too fltpping ass ugly!

I did have mail in my purse showing my current address, but I didn't give it to them.

My Voter's ID card with current address and Driver's liscence showing it is me should be enough. But it isn't. Fuck the Government.

i hate liberals said...

Barack Obama is the bastard love child of a 17 year old unwed white mother. Barack got his name from his bigamist black daddy who abandoned Barack and his mother.

R the Aliens Coming? said...

Strange blue clouds spotted at the edge of Earth's atmosphere:

A weirdly wonderful sight appeared to astronauts aboard the International Space Station this summer thin blue clouds hovering at the boundary between Earth's atmosphere and the void.

The noctilucent or "night-shining" clouds are at an altitude of 47 to 53 miles (76 to 85 km), where meteors and bright aurora lights are not uncommon and the atmosphere gives way to the blackness of space. The clouds remain a scientifically baffling phenomenon more than 120 years after their discovery.

"It's lovely," said Gary Thomas, an atmospheric scientist at the University of Colorado after looking at a photo taken from the space station. "And it shows just how high these clouds really are at the very edge of space."

The clouds form at dizzying heights where the air is one hundred million times drier than the Sahara. By contrast, the common high-altitude cirrus clouds only reach heights of 11 miles (18 km) up.

"We have a fairly good idea that the water vapor from below gets transported upwards," Thomas told SPACE.com. "That is in essence the fuel."

Part of that water vapor comes from rising air in the tropics, where a few parts per million of water escape into farthest reaches of the upper atmosphere. Another likely source of water vapor is methane oxidation. Methane concentrations have more than doubled over the past 100 years, which could explain part of the changes in the high-flying clouds over the past decades.

People first spotted the noctilucent clouds a few years after the 1883 eruption of the Krakatoa super-volcano in Indonesia created spectacular sunsets from ash in the atmosphere. Robert Leslie of Southampton, England saw the clouds one evening in July 1885 and published the first observations in the journal Nature.

The clouds have since spread from the northern latitude regions such as Scandinavia, Scotland and Siberia to areas farther south. Sightings have cropped up in Washington and Oregon in the United States, as well as in Turkey and Iran.

Scientists can observe widespread instances of the clouds throughout the polar summer. Some clouds even formed after the fateful launch of the doomed space shuttle Columbia, when 400 tons of water from the shuttle exhaust drifted toward the South Pole.

The mystery only thickened after the launch of a satellite dubbed Aeronomy of Ice in the Mesosphere (AIM) in 2007, when AIM spotted a type of "stealth" noctilucent cloud made of smaller ice crystals less than 30 nanometers (a red blood cell is about 10,000 nanometers). Such clouds appear to stay in the upper atmosphere all the time.

"They're just so tiny that they don't scatter light efficiently," Thomas said.

AIM has also found a strong resemblance between the noctilucent clouds and tropospheric clouds that hover near Earth's surface, which suggests that the dynamics of near-space weather may not be incredibly strange after all.

Researchers speculate that the origin and spread of the clouds is linked to patterns of climate change associated with the modern era. But they are not ruling out a host of other possible factors, including methane, carbon dioxide, the number of meteors seeding the upper atmosphere, and even the 11-year sunspot cycle.

"I think the jury's still out on that," Thomas said. "We're just trying to understand now how clouds form and how they vary."

-NASA Readies Satellite to Scan Earth's Highest Clouds
-Space Station Crew Photographs Mysterious Clouds that Shine at Night
-www.SPACE.com offers rich and compelling content about space science, travel and exploration as well as astronomy, technology and more.

WTF - Who gives a shit? said...

Muslim pilot says his job was threatened because of his religion......

Oh boo hoo hooo

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha said...

Offspring of cloned animals may already be in food supply......

good now lets feed it to those stinking Muslim crybabies!

repubs talking back said...

barrack hussein obamas mom was of the unwed kind....wasn't she 17.............and the worst part of it she copulated with the negro man...tisk..tisk!

R U One? said...

Got your hand out for help from the government???
Well, that's the kind of people that love Barack HUSSEIN Obama. He's preying on the ignorant and the greeady that think they're somehow entitled to my tax dollars. Liberals hate the hard working, because we don't need or want their handouts, and we make too much money. They like a weak America. CHANGE?? What an empty joke!

neither party represents america said...

re: Got Your Hand Out??

And what about all the businesses getting corporate welfare via republican-big-business style incentive programs?

Face it, they're two heads of the same hydra beast.

Womens's Ass Size Study said...

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses!
I thought the results were pretty interesting:

25% of women think their ass is too fat...

10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Real Men said...

Re: Womens's Ass Size Study

No one gives a shit about what women think.

now 30,000 illegals there said...

Legal American's WERE doing the work after Katrina UNTIL they shipped in BUSLOADS of illegals and told the LEGAL AMERICAN'S they were no longer needed.

final answer said...

discreet or discrete?

for those of you looking for casual encounters, please note the difference:
Discreet:

1. judicious in one's conduct or speech, esp. with regard to respecting privacy or maintaining silence about something of a delicate nature; prudent; circumspect.
2. showing prudence and circumspection; decorous: a discreet silence.
3. modestly unobtrusive; unostentatious: a discreet, finely wrought gold necklace.
Discrete:

1. apart or detached from others; separate; distinct: six discrete parts.
2. consisting of or characterized by distinct or individual parts; discontinuous.
So if you are looking for a certain type of "relationship" and dont want anybody to know about it, you are being "discreet"...not discrete...get it?

help me said...

Gum on my shoe, there is gum on my shoe!

Question..... said...

about Palin and her daughter -

I'm no lawyer (don't even play one on TV), so maybe someone can answer this question for me. Palin's daughter is 17 and pregnant. Her 'boyfriend', the one who is the father-to-be is 18. Were they both underage when this occurred? If not, and he was 18...isn't that more than just a mistake in judgement?

Sometimes show-and-tell is fun.

Got 2 have 1 said...

Any one know where the european working girls are in bangkok?

bangkok press said...

RE, Any one know where the european working girls are in bangkok?

if you wanted a euro white girl why the hell didn't you stay in europe?

what a fucking idiot

got to get the illegals voting said...

McCain and Obama's view on immigration.....

they are the same, amnesty for those who are here and a rapid path to citizenship, a guest worker program for those who want to come...essentially this means OPEN BORDERS

the religious right said...

Obama offers to help Sara Palin`s pregnant daughter......


He wants to kill the baby and thousands of babies every year -
it's called abortion !!!

common sense said...

Save the planet and it's inhabitants....

end religion now before it's too damn late.

religious morons are everywhere said...

re, the religious right:

oh that's just what this fucking planet needs - more inhabitants....

what is your solution for the global shortage of fresh water, food, and natural resources....
another world war perhaps?

I just love the Internet said...

If you haven't checked out this BLOG, you need to do it now!

Political Rumors and Stuff
http://politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com

ron paul will run and win said...

Thousands rally at Ron Paul convention....

meet a new player in the run for the white house.

consumer alert said...

Recalled tire valves can cause serious, even fatal accidents....

If you bought a new car or had your tires replaced since 2006, there's a good chance you have one of these defective valve stems on your car.
The problem lies in the fact the serial numbers are on the bottom of the stem so the only way to check to see if there on your car is to remove the tire.
You can make a safety inspection on your own by simply using a flashlight and rotating the tire stem around in a circular direction and looking for any cracks.
The other way is to check the tires for constant air loss of tire pressure.
These defective stems will cause flats but at high speeds they cause rollover accidents.
If you have one defective stem, replace all 4 immediately!

Health Alert said...

Study Shows - Almost half in U.S. will get knee arthritis:

WASHINGTON DC - Nearly half of U.S. adults will develop painful arthritis of the knee, a leading cause of disability, and hospitalizations for the condition are soaring, researchers reported on Wednesday.

During their lifetimes, an estimated 45 percent of Americans will develop knee osteoarthritis, a common kind of arthritis that wears away cartilage cushioning the knee joint, according to a study in the journal Arthritis Care & Research.

U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and University of North Carolina researchers based the findings on data from 3,068 people age 45 and older in North Carolina.

Obese people had a higher risk, with the extra weight putting additional stress on the knee joint. While 35 percent of normal-weight people got osteoarthritis of the knee, 65 percent of obese people developed it, along with 44 percent of overweight people, the researchers said.

"Simply put, people who keep their weight within the normal range are much less likely to develop symptomatic knee osteoarthritis as they get older, and thus much less likely to face the need for major surgical procedures such as knee replacement surgery," Dr. Joanne Jordan of the University of North Carolina, one of the researchers, said in a statement.

There were no significant differences in risk associated with sex, race or education level, the researchers said.

The people in the study were interviewed and were given an exam that included X-ray images of their knees.

In addition, a report by an agency of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services showed that hospitalizations due to osteoarthritis rose to 735,000 in 2006 from 322,000 in 1993, mostly due to an increase in knee replacement operations.

From 2000 to 2006, knee replacement surgery rates rose 65 percent, while hip replacement surgery rates rose 21 percent, according to the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality.

Osteoarthritis, also called degenerative joint disease, is the most common type of arthritis. It can affect any joint but most often affects the hands, hips, knees and spine.

It worsens over time and there is no cure. The pain can be disabling and doctors may recommend joint replacement surgery.

exterminate mexico, nuk'em now said...

American Tourist Beaten To Death By Mexican Police........

fuck all you Mexican Bastards !!!

fuck you republican bastards said...

McCain does not sign GI Bill....

Who's responsible for the housing mess? said...

17 million new homeowners since Bush took office.
1 million homes lost since Democrats took the House and Senate.

Illegal Immigration Solution said...

Sell hunting tags and licenses. Two bucks and one cow can be taken per day. ICE will sell all tags and will confirm all species taken. The cost of tags shall be $ 2.00 American money only. Only United State Citizen can purchase tags and licenses.

dumb and dumber said...

Another stupid ass criagslist ad from the Minneapolis MN FREE Section board.

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Very exciting gravel giveaway - about 1/2 yard
Well its about to happen again...it's going to snow and it will cover the gravel pile in my driveway. I will then be fooled into thinking that I or my wife was too lazy to totally push the snow out of the driveway and cleverly left piled it kind of out of the way.
Not this year! No stinking way! For I am taking action and going the distance! I am saying to the whole world via this posting on craigslist that the pile of gravel is up for grabs! Hey, are you the right person for free gravel?
Things to consider:
-Moving gravel is a great work-out. I'm big and strong today thanks to my gravel moving routine.
-Kids love gravel. I am constantly telling all sorts of kids to get away from my gravel/snow pile. SHOO!
-Go Green. Go gravel.
-Women love gravel. I often look out the window to see my wife looking over the gravel pile and shaking her head in amazement.
-Gravel has staying power. Its has stayed in my drive way for two years!
-Food and drink taste better after moving gravel.
There are more considerations, obviously. But you also need to know that the gravel that will allow to finally finish that project and one-up your neighbors before fall comes is located at:
call for directions
Bring a shovel, your vehicle and all the excitemt you can muster! It's gravel!
Thank you.

california faggots association said...

Another stupid ass criagslist ad from the San Diego CA M4M board.

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Looking for my SOLE-mate:

My name is Right Shoe. I am a right shoe - Skechers circa 2003. I lost my "sole" mate on Saturday in Otay Mesa. His name was Left Shoe.
You see, my owner, Left Shoe, and I were skydiving together, and as the chute opened, Left Shoe, my partner of 5 years, went flying away. I knew this would happen... I tried to tell my owner to tie us better, but he just wouldn't listen. (My owner has been learning how to speak Shoe... but talking to him is mostly like talking to a brick wall)
Left Shoe and I have been inseparable these past few years, ever since we got identical Made In China tattoos. It's like we were made for each other; we were even the same size & color, and we enjoyed the same activities. We traveled everywhere together, and we were even planning on going to Japan together in September.
Some people say Left Shoe jumped on purpose. Sure, we weren't in our prime anymore; Left Shoe especially got a lot of comments about being tattered and over the hill. But I know Left Shoe and he wouldn't do that to me. It was a bad day for Left Shoe because in the morning he stepped in gum, and then later he stepped in an unknown substance on the port-a-potty floor. But he was fine, and was excited to go skydiving. Left Shoe was resilient like that.
I really miss Left Shoe. I've come to terms with the fact that I may never see him again. But I really just want to know what happened to Left Shoe... Did he land in a lake? or did the winds carry him out to sea? or did he leave a little crater somewhere from the impact? or maybe he burned up on re-entry in a blazing fireball of glory.
If you know anything about what happened to Left Shoe, please contact me. I know I can't hope that Left Shoe is still alive, but I just want to know what became of Left Shoe...

nyuk nyuk said...

Another stupid ass criagslist ad from the Denver FREE board.

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FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!
YES, you could be the proud new owner of this magnificent piece of equipment!! it is a sovrano brand ball and tee carryall. this brand new, never used piece comes complete with 13 tees, 2 balls and a protective cloth bag. there is a bag on the side for your tees, and a nice perky sack for your balls!
i would like to keep this for myself but i already have one and must remain faithful to it. thank you for your interest and have a good day

Anonymous said...

Another stupid ass criagslist ad from the Atlanta GA FREE board.

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Duck Mask
Full head rubber mask, old, has discoloration on white feather part from age, storage. Hey I got it on my big head, so it works, it yours, however, please bring a can of motor oil and a crow bar to remove it from my fat head!

lover needed asap said...

Another stupid ass criagslist ad from the Norfolk VA Personal Section.

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No Job? Never Call? Hate cats and/or dogs? YOU could be next!
Well, since I seem to have a very specific type, I'll just lay it out there.
I'm apparently really into the shiftless layabouts. If you are unemployed, unmotivated and possibly still live with your parents... you could be next in my long line of failed relationships! Just think of it... an educated woman to show you how things work (hey, I'm even handy around the house - you won't have to raise a finger!). A woman with drive, ambition and goals to contrast your utter lack of motivation. A girl with a thick skin who can roll with the punches and both dish out AND take jokes... I'll be happy to be the one who doesn't sugar-coat things so that you can blame ME for all of your hurt feelings and failures. It's probably even ALREADY my fault and you haven't even emailed me!
I am completely co-depedant, so you don't have to worry about me booting you to the curb over petty things (like finances, commitment or general civility). In fact, you could probably take my cash, sleep with another girl and then come over and break some things in my house and I'd just clean it up and continue along our path of destruction.
So if you're looking for a lady to use and abuse, I'm your girl! I have a house, a car, a life, friends, pets and my shit together. Please, I need some sort of zeitgeist in my life to screw all of this up! It's been way too long since I've been reminded of how awesome it is to be undervalued.
I'm over on minutes this month, otherwise I'd put my phone number up for you to call right away (either from your parents' landline or collect, from jail). So just email me and maybe we can work something out. Pick you up? Well, yeah, if you need me to! Williamsburg? No problem. It's only about an hour's drive. I don't mind one bit, I've got nothing but time!

ouch said...

What's the Diference Between a Hockey Puck and Barack Obama?


Not much, both are on thin ice.

no repubs allowed said...

Cindy McCain is big ol hag !!!

it's just too easy said...

Hey to all the people who keep asking stupid questions .....

Here is a question for you:

If your cat bits your parakeet's head off and you duck tape it back on, do you think anyone will notice?

((you decide)) said...

truth or dare or just rumor -

Try this, discover the truth about politics...

www.politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com

the inside of mind is exploding said...

Anyone else feel like throwing in the towel?
I am about at my wits end.......

got a foreclosure, teenager, disconnected with my spouse, the other kids are stressed out too because they can feel the tension in the household.

I want to run away screaming.

i am choking said...

cindy mccain

She looks like a high-dollar hooker,or like she could have at least swung from a pole at a 'gentleman's club' at some point. I bet she has a pair of knee-high boots and a lime green rubber dress lying around somewhere...

moderate thinking is best said...

LETS FACE IT THESE RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVES ARE STUPID....

BUT -


LIBERALS ARE TOTAL SPACED OUT MORONS THAT WANT TO RUIN THE WORLD AND ENGULF AMERICA IN COMMUNISM !!!

cause god hates muslims said...

Kenya sees snow and hail storm ....

cause I need one now said...

Did you ever take a poop so BIG that it made your pants fit lose?

screw all u mexicans said...

REMEMBER THE BATTLE OF SAN JACINTO

At the battle of San Jacinto Sam Huston and his men defeated Santa Anna`s army in 18 minutes. They killed 203 mexicans and wounded 730. Sam Huston`s army was out numbered 3 to 1. At the Alamo it took 6000 mexicans to defeat 281 gringos. The gringo`s killed 600 to 800 mexicans befored they were killed. The gringo`s at the Alamo chose to die rather than surrender. After San Anna was defeated he begged and cried like a baby for his life. He signed over Texas to Sam Huston to spare his life.mexicans are weak cowardly pussys.

america the great said...

Vice President Palin, get used to it!!

this way to the shitter said...

beaner abortion ward.....

Obama`s black daddy said...

His black daddy was married to two women when he married Barack`s mom. That is not a legal marriage. Barack Obama Jr = black bastard any way you look at it.

mc caon is old, he will die in office said...

President Palin Wow think about it.

Yum yum said...

Hey Cindy McCain

If the old geezer idiot husband of yours won't drill you tonight, just get a hold of me and we'll do some off shore drilling. You looked great tonight.

Sears sucks ass said...

I have been with Sears for over 25 years. I have not used the card in a long time. Recently they sent me a new card and tonight I activated it. I spoke to a rep and they verified everything. I called to find out what my credit limit is and I was informed that due to lack of usage Sears has decided to close my account. Well Sears you can kiss my ass. I will never go there again and I will let eveyone know what a piece of crap this company is. Here I was going to spend my money there and they dont want my business. I hope this company goes bankrupt !!!!!!

get a job with the govt said...

U.S. unemployment rate soars to a 5-year high of 6.1 percent

countering obama said...

I just farted on a Liberal and it dissolved.

obama worshipper said...

mccain's wife really is the essence of an ugly bitch

wetback yard sale said...

Found a nearby drop house full of illegal wetbacks ,,,
so -

I had them all castrated and now I am selling them at my upcoming yard sale.

my head hurts said...

Perspective on Illegal Immigration in Construction

Hey. I thought that if you simply put a hammer in Paco's hand that makes him a journeyman carpenter.

You know. Kinda like how crossing the border illegally automatically makes someone a hard worker.

Disabled Vet said...

I am a disabled Vietnam Veteran; I have been a wheelchair user for 35 years now.

A few months ago I went to listen to Barack Obama at a local college. When he was done with his speech I got in line to ask him a question. When my time came, my question was;

'Senator Obama; I work with disabled veterans throughout the VA Hospital system, what is your plan for our veterans, especially our disabled veterans who use the VA Hospitals for their care. I stated we need mandatory funding for our VA system to ensure the care is available when needed, especially in light of the current situation in Iraq and the numbers of troops who are coming home with severe disabilities.'

He told one of his aides to get my name, blew me off, did not answer my question and I never heard from him or the aide again.

Is this who we want as our 'Commander in Chief'?

He wouldn't even answer a 'veterans' question, regarding other veterans.

Take it for what it's worth..just thought I'd pass on my experience with Mr. Obama.

slow down and live said...

Here's how to beat the photo radar.

Slow down and do the speed limit.

The latest argument against photo radar is that they are using a radar device that hasn't been Federally approved. Well, neither has speeding been federally approved.

Stop using the courts to fight your mistakes. You cost society money and grief when you speed and crash. You cause families pain and anguish. You cost money because cities have to employ police to try to catch you. You cost money when you speed because cities have to purchase photo radar devices. And you cost cities and taxpayers money when you use the courts to fight a speeding ticket rather than just man up and pay the ticket.

It's evident your momma raised you as a spoiled brat and you don't like being told 'NO'

turd floating said...

If it's brown,

flush it down.

Serious Health Concerns said...

FDA's list of medications with potential safety problems...

Drugs with potential problems under investigation by the Food and Drug Administration, what they are used for and the potential problem:

_R-Gene 10, a growth hormone, pediatric overdose due to labeling/packaging confusion.
_Suprane, an anesthetic, cardiac arrest.
_Cymbalta, for depression and other conditions, urinary retention.
_Intelence, an HIV medication, bleeding into joints.
_Carac and Kuric, creams for skin conditions and fungal infections, name confusion.
_Heparin, a blood-thinner, serious allergic reactions.
_Extraneal, used in kidney dialysis, low blood sugars.
_Humulin R (U-500), insulin for diabetes, dosing confusion.
_Stromectol and Warfarin, an anti-parasite drug and a blood thinner, drug interaction.
_Tykerb, for advanced breast cancer, liver damage.
_Revlimid, for multiple myeloma, severe skin blistering and bleeding.
_Tysabri, for multiple sclerosis, skin melanomas.
_Nitrostat, for angina, overdose due to labeling confusion.
_Sandostatin LAR, for abnormal bone growth, bowel obstruction.
_Oxycontin, a pain killer, drug misuse, abuse and overdose.
_Definity, used in cardiac imaging, cardiopulmonary reactions.
_Dilantin injection, for epileptic seizures, serious skin reaction.
_Seroquel, for bipolar disorder, overdose due to sample pack labeling confusion.
_Tyzeka, for chronic hepatitis B, nerve damage.
_Tumor Necrosis Factor (TNF) Blockers, for juvenile arthritis, cancers in children and young adults.

melting ice caps said...

Melting Swiss glacier reveals artifacts dated back to 4,000 B.C. -
Glacier yields Neolithic trove, climate secrets, historic find:

BERN – Some 5,000 years ago, on a day with weather much like today's, a prehistoric person tread high up in what is now the Swiss Alps, wearing goat leather pants, leather shoes and armed with a bow and arrows.
The unremarkable journey through the Schnidejoch pass, a lofty trail 2,756 metres (9,000 feet) above sea level, has been a boon to scientists. But it would never have emerged if climate change were not melting the nearby glacier.
So far, 300 objects dating as far back as the Neolithic or New Stone Age about 4,000 BC in Europe to the later Bronze and Iron Ages and the Medieval era have been found in the site's former icefields.

wrestling will never be the same said...

Divorce papers reveal Hulk Hogan's net worth.....
CLEARWATER, Fla. – Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife are wrangling over how much money the celebrity wrestler is worth. According to financial affidavits filed in divorce court near Tampa, Florida, Hogan claims his net worth is $32 million; his wife claims it's $26.7 million.
Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, reports that he's spending $38,000 a month on legal fees. Linda Bollea reports spending $7,000 on clothing, $7,500 on maid service and about $1,700 on jewelry each month.
The couple's quarreling over money comes as their son, Nick, is serving an eight-month jail sentence for causing a traffic crash that left a passenger permanently disabled

Midtown nyc said...

To my crazy neurotic boss .........

I'm gonna put your balls are in a jar !!

The best part of waking up is said...

.... Bristol Drip in your cup.
Filled to the brim with Republican Hypocrisy.
Goes great with a side of horseshit.

the big apple player said...

re, the best part of waking up is

shooting my full load of live sperm in her morning coffee without her knowing it!!!!

you stupid democrats said...

re, re, the best part of waking up is -

I am alive, I got laid last night, and I have a job!

Mexican word of the day: BUTTER and LETTUCE said...

“My ruca and I wanna get married, butter parents won’t lettuce.”

minority report said...

Black for Obama ......

ARE ALL CRACKAS DEVILS -

Camptown races sing this song, who got, a million dollas.

AHH DEMOCRATS ARE GETTING DESPERATE said...

They are committing.....

MASS SUICIDE !!!!

diggin holes 4 White MAN said...

RE:yard sale wetback

Found a wetback for sale at a yard sale today.The black family that owns him now is tired of him,they want to get a younger one and are willing to sell him for $125,they were asking $300 but they dropped the price when I pointed out his age and the fact he's only got one leg.They told me he hops along pretty good when he's mowing all yards in their neighborhood.Hell,he won't take up much room in the shed out back and if I can stand the smell I just might get him.What do you think should I try to get them down another 50 bucks and throw him in back of the truck?

please share me said...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, and delusional. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.'

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone --not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. This one is my pet peeve... get an education and go to work… don't expect everyone else to take care of you!

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but if it would turn out the same way as current public housing, we're not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you put away for the rest of your sorry life.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you
to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an America means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!

(and last but not least.....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one God. You are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all, with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!

wtf - are the police on steroids said...

Maricopa County Sheriff's Department burn down a house and kill puppy over traffic citations ......

A SWAT team armed with tear gas, plenty of guns, and an armored personnel carrier stormed a house, burned it down, and killed the family dog. They were looking for illegal weapons, but found none. However, they did capture a 26-year-old man who had failed to appear in Tempe Municipal Court on two traffic violations.
In less than 30 minutes, [Maricopa County Sheriff Joe] Arpaio's special forces unleashed an unprecedented wave of violence on this quiet community. Consider this:
• Just after the tear gas canisters were shot, a fire erupted and destroyed a $250,000 home plus all the contents inside. (The home's occupants believe the tear gas canisters caused the fire. Phoenix fire officials say the blaze was probably started by a lighted candle that was knocked onto a bed during the confusion.)

• The armored personnel carrier careened down the street and smashed into a parked car after its brakes failed.

• And in the ultimate display of cruelty, a SWAT team member drove a dog trying to flee the home back into the inferno, where it met an agonizing death.

Deputies then reportedly laughed as the dog's owners came unglued as it perished in the blaze.

Anonymous said...

re re YARD SALE WETBACK


I love this shit, I got to get me one

Who is Khalid al-Mansour? said...

Who is the mystery man former Manhattan Borough Chairman Percy Sutton named as having aided Barack Obama financially at Harvard Law School? Signs of al-Mansour's work exists in Malaysia, Brazil, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, and spans four decades in the United States, Newsmax discovered while scouring hundreds of sources for the story it reported on the revelations Wednesday. His life story could have been written as a Horatio Alger-style rise from rags to riches. He sees himself as something of the return of Antar, a mythical black poet-warrior of pre-Islamic times. His real-life exploits range from a surprise one-on-one meeting with the prime minister of India as a college student to mentoring Black Panthers founders Huey Newton and Bobby Seale in the early 1960s.

'Obama Had Close Ties to Top Saudi Adviser at Early Age'

yada yada do said...

Never have so few spread so much shit about so little.


but on the upside, I'll take two wetbacks 2 go

THANK A VET said...

The freedom to post and to write what you wish.
The freedom to move freely about this country.
The freedom to believe and worship your way, or not.
The freedom to be as you wish and what you wish.
The freedom to have and bear arms.
The freedom to elect and choose your leaders.
The freedom to be alive no matter how unworthy you are to live.
The freedom to choose your mate male or female.

white and proud of it said...

brown people all look alike.
white is gorgeous and we all look different.
wetvacks are dirty excuses for humans.

fook all ya gringos said...

so you think we are just good for digging holes..

dont worry about it said...

Beaners are not people, they are animals and scum ...
kill them all, now!

Google v. Microsoft said...

September 2, 2008
Internet News - The race is on......

Google unveils free browser Chrome....

SAN FRANCISCO, California - Google Inc. is releasing its own Web browser in a long-anticipated move aimed at countering the dominance of Microsoft Corp.'s Internet Explorer and ensuring easy access to its market-leading search engine.
The Mountain View, California-based company took the unusual step of announcing its latest product on the Labor Day holiday after it prematurely sent out a comic book drawn up to herald the new browser's arrival.
The free browser, called "Chrome," is supposed to be available for downloading Tuesday in more than 100 countries for computers running on Microsoft's Windows operating system. Google said it's still working on versions compatible with Apple Inc.'s Mac computer and the Linux operating system.
Google's browser is expected to hit the market a week after Microsoft's unveiling of a test version of its latest browser update, Internet Explorer 8. The tweaks include more tools for Web surfers to cloak their on-line preferences, creating a shield that could make it more difficult for Google and other marketing networks to figure out which ads are most likely to appeal to which individuals.
Although Google is using a cartoonish approach to promote Chrome, the new browser underscores the gravity of Google's rivalry with Microsoft, whose Internet Explorer is used by about 75 percent of Web surfers.
Google's lead in the lucrative Internet search market is nearly as commanding, with its engine processing nearly two-thirds of the Web's queries.
For the past few years, Google has been trying to take advantage of its search engine's popularity to loosen Microsoft's grip on how most people interact with personal computers.
Google has tried to make its alternatives more appealing and accessible by hosting them for free over Internet connections instead of requiring users to pay a licensing fee to install them on individual computers, as Microsoft typically does.
Meanwhile, Microsoft has tried to thwart Google by investing billions in the development of its own search engine and making an unsuccessful attempt to buy Yahoo Inc. for $47.5 billion.
The tensions between Microsoft and Google now seem likely to escalate with Google's foray into Web browsing.
Until now, Google had been trying to undermine Internet Explorer by supporting Firefox, a Web browser developed by the open-source Mozilla Foundation. Bolstered by an advertising partnership with Google's search engine, Firefox ranks as the second most popular browser, with a market share of more than 10 percent. Google recently extended its advertising alliance with Firefox through 2011.
Bearing the stamp of Google's renowned brand, Chrome could be an even more formidable rival to Explorer.
Still, Google's name is no guarantee of success. For instance, Google's instant messaging service has not come close to catching up to the market-leading products made by Yahoo, Microsoft and Time Warner Inc.'s AOL.
In a blog post Monday, Google touted Chrome as a more sophisticated Web browser better suited for displaying the dynamic and interactive content blossoming on the Web as people migrate from television, radio and newspapers.
"The Web gets better with more options and innovation," Sundar Pichai, Google's vice president of product management, and Linus Upson, Google's engineering director, wrote in the posting. "Google Chrome is another option, and we hope it contributes to making the Web even better."
Microsoft brushed aside the threat posed by Google in a statement Monday from Dean Hachamovitch, Internet Explorer's general manager.
"The browser landscape is highly competitive, but people will choose Internet Explorer 8 for the way it puts the services they want right at their fingertips ... and, more than any other browsing technology, puts them in control of their personal data on-line," Hachamovitch said.
Even as it has backed Firefox, Google has openly fretted about the possible ramifications of Microsoft's huge lead in Web browsing.
Google is worried that Microsoft could abuse its power by manipulating Internet Explorer's default settings in a way that might diminish traffic to Google's search engine, which serves as the hub of the largest on-line ad network.
In 2006, Google contacted the Justice Department to raise alarms about changes to Internet Explorer that Google believed made it more difficult to install search toolbars made by Microsoft's rivals. Although regulators decided not to intervene, Microsoft subsequently modified the way Explorer handled the selection of search toolbars.

proof people shouldn't breed said...

I started watching the new season of 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader' and stopped after 5-minutes.

The NEW kids on the show are the ugliest damn children.

They must have put up a sign that said, Ugly Children Only apply for this TV show.

It's off my list of TV shows to watch now, I think I will go puke.

Anonymous said...

to the stupid fucking asshole at the dog park tonight .......

yeah you with your white isuzu rodeo and your 6 dogs.what? your too good to pick up after your dogs.people like you dont deserve to have the pleasure of a dog park.let them shit in your own back yard and dont come back to the dog park. we all dont want your kind there.

Unemployment rate said...

I heard today our unemployment rate is at 6.1%.
How long until we match that of France of 10.1%?
Enough of this out-sourcing, let's keep the jobs here in America!

fuck all u women said...

Attn: C.U.N.T.

(Can't Understand Normal Thinking)

Obama finally served papers said...

SERVICE OF LAWSUIT CHALLENGING SENATOR OBAMA’S RIGHT TO BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE DOES NOT MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS HAS BEEN COMPLETED.
NO NEWS NETWORK OR PRINTED MEDIA WILL DARE SAY ANYTYHING ABOUT THIS CASE.

At the Yard Sale said...

Missing!

I woke up at a friends house after a party and my penis was missing.I don't know what I did with it.I checked the medicine cabinet and the other usual spots where I leave it,it wasn't there.I was walking home and noticed someone having a yard sale,I saw my penis lying there on a blanket next to some pots and pans. I asked the guy how much for that? He said "Twenty dollars" I offered him seventeen dollars and got my penis back.
Detachable penis...........Detachable penis............

who cares said...

Chicago's Murder Rate Double American Soldiers Killed in Iraq

Anonymous said...

re yard sale of wetbacks

That's funny ....
I bought 2 ditch diggers today named Pablo and Julio.

I also got two Mexican bitches that my dog tried to get pregnant.

I paid 25 dollars for all four, cheap at least good for something.

who'd Obama's Daddy? said...

Obama says McCain this.....

Obama says McCain that.....

Obama says Palin this.....

Obama says Palin that.....

Obama is using words and says nothing, equal to what he has so far done for America.

F.U. all U C.U.N.T.S. said...

I agree, the biggest problem in the dog parks

The Re-Poster Guy said...

U.S. to seize mortgage giants, could cost taxpayers billions:

WASHINGTON DC - The government is expected to take over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as soon as this weekend in a monumental move designed to protect the mortgage market from the failure of the two companies, which together hold or guarantee half of the nation's mortgage debt, a person briefed on the matter said Friday night.
Some of the details of the intervention, which could cost taxpayers billions, were not yet available, but are expected to include the departure of Fannie Mae CEO Daniel Mudd and Freddie Mac CEO Richard Syron, according to the source, who asked not to be named because the plan was yet to be announced.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and James Lockhart, the companies' chief regulator, met Friday afternoon with the top executives from the mortgage companies and informed them of the government's plan to put the troubled companies into a conservatorship.
The news, first reported on The Wall Street Journal's Web site, came after stock markets closed. In after-hours trading Fannie Mae's shares plunged $1.54, or 22 percent, to $5.50. Freddie Mac's shares fell $1.06, or almost 21 percent, to $4.04. Common stock in the companies will be worth little to nothing after the government's actions.
The news also followed a report Friday by the Mortgage Bankers Association that more than 4 million American homeowners with a mortgage, a record 9 percent, were either behind on their payments or in foreclosure at the end of June.
That confirmed what investors saw in Fannie and Freddie's recent financial results: trouble in the mortgage market has shifted to homeowners who had solid credit but took out exotic loans with little or no proof of their income and assets.
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac lost a combined $3.1 billion between April and June. Half of their credit losses came from these types of risky loans with ballooning monthly payments.
While both companies said they had enough resources to withstand the losses, many investors believe their financial cushions could wither away as defaults and foreclosures mount.
Many in Washington and on Wall Street hadn't expected Paulson to intervene unless the companies had trouble issuing debt to fund their operations.
This summer, Congress passed a plan to provide unlimited government loans to Fannie and Freddie and to purchase stock in the two companies if needed.
Critics say the open-ended nature of the rescue package could expose taxpayers to billions of dollars of potential losses.
Supporters, however, argue the Bush administration had little choice but to support Fannie and Freddie, which together hold or guarantee $5 trillion in mortgages almost half the nation's total.
Representatives of Fannie and Freddie declined to comment on the government assistance plan.
Treasury spokeswoman Brookly McLaughlin said officials "have been in regular communications" with Fannie and Freddie, but refused to comment saying, "We are not going to comment on rumors."
Concern has been growing that a government rescue of Fannie and Freddie could not only wipe out common stockholders, but also be costly for scores of investment, banking and insurance companies that hold billions of dollars in their preferred shares.
Paulson has been in contact in recent weeks with foreign governments that hold billions of dollars of Fannie and Freddie debt to reassure them that the United States recognizes the importance of the two companies.
The two companies had nearly $36 billion in preferred shares outstanding as of June 30, according to filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
Mudd, the son of TV anchor Roger Mudd, was elevated to Fannie Mae's top post in December 2004 when chief executive Franklin Raines and chief financial officer Timothy Howard were swept out of office in an accounting scandal. Syron was named Freddie Mac's CEO in 2003, replacing former chief Gregory Parseghian, who was ousted in after being implicated in accounting irregularities.
He formerly was executive chairman of Thermo Electron Corp., a Waltham, Mass.-based maker of scientific equipment, served head of the American Stock Exchange and was president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston in the early 1990s.
Fannie Mae was created by the government in 1938, and was turned into a shareholder-owned company 30 years later. Freddie Mac was established in 1970 to provide competition for Fannie.
A government takeover could cost taxpayers up to $25 billion, according to the Congressional Budget Office.
But the epic decision highlights the size of the threats facing the housing market and the economy. On Friday, Nevada regulators shut down Silver State Bank, the 11th failure this year of a federally insured bank. And earlier this year, the government orchestrated the takeover of investment bank Bear Stearns by JP Morgan Chase.

The Real Skeletons in Obama's Closet said...

The reality behind the rhetoric, the plans behind the promises, and the faults behind the façade

In The Case against Barack Obama you'll learn:

* How Obama won his first election (to the Illinois State Senate) by having his lawyers knock all his opponents --including the black, female incumbent -- off the ballot on technicalities, so he could run unopposed

* How Obama voted to deny medical care to babies born alive after abortion -- a bill too extreme even for Nancy Pelosi (Freddoso has an exclusive interview with the nurse central to the case)

* A story Obama would like to stay buried in Chicago: How he used his clout as a U.S. Senator to save the corrupt Cook County Political Machine when reformers of both parties tried to challenge the entrenched political bosses

* How Obama's wife Michele's salary nearly tripled in 2005 -- the same year he was sworn in to the U.S. Senate and began earmarking funds for her employer

* How Obama's friendship with the hate-spewing Reverend Jeremiah Wright was no accident -- but a carefully thought out personal and political decision

* Why Obama thought his association with '60s-era terror-bomber Bill Ayers wouldn't matter -- an exposé of the insular radical chic of Chicago's Hyde Park politics

* How state Senator Obama was paid more than $100,000 for legal work -- then helped his client's company get $320,000 in taxpayer grants

* How, at a time when he says he was short of work and short of cash, Obama obtained $112,000, plus campaign contributions, from someone he later made into a government grantee through his public office

* Inside Obama's 17-year relationship and irregular land deal with developer Tony Rezko, whose livelihood depended on sapping the taxpayer for subsidies

* "I've never done any favors for him," says Obama about Rezko. But he has -- lots of them, as Freddoso shows

* Why Rezko's conviction for corrupting public officials might become the Whitewater scandal of Obama's campaign

* How Obama speaks of the days when his family was making $240,000 per year as if he had been suffering poverty -- while, just last March, he voted to raise your taxes if you make over $32,500 per year

* The Chicago Machine politician who "made a U.S. senator" out of Obama by giving him plum committee assignments and high-profile legislation in its late stages (often removing the original sponsors), and helping him spread money around through earmarks and "targeted" grants

* How Obama avoided taking unpopular stands in the state Senate by voting "present" about 130 times -- or simply by absenting himself from tough votes altogether

* Obama's little-known vow to Planned Parenthood in July 2007 -- and why it would mean the end of every state, federal, and local regulation of abortion, and the end of all restrictions on government abortion funding

* A "new politics"? How, in less than four years as a U.S. senator, Obama has voted for some of the worst special-interest legislation to move through the chamber

* How Obama opposes school choice through vouchers or tax credits -- while sending his own children to an elite private school

* How Obama wants -- and has voted -- to abolish secret-ballot elections in the workplace when employees determine whether to unionize, allowing unions to intimidate and harass workers who don't support them

* Why Obama's foreign policy would take its cues from Jimmy Carter's

* "Post-partisan"? Why the respected National Journal named Obama the most liberal member of the United States Senate in 2007 -- beating out Barbara Boxer, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton... and the previous title-holder John Kerry


* The "No, We Can't!" Obamacrats: "Yes, We Can!" may be Obama's campaign slogan, but defeatism is what he and his fellow Democrats are really about. Win the war in Iraq? No, we can't! Become energy-independent by drilling at home and harnessing nuclear power? No, we can't! And just to make sure we can't, they put every possible legislative obstacle in our way -- as HUMAN EVENTS faithfully chronicles week after week

* "House Democrats Top 100 Broken Promises": our report highlighting a string of broken pledges from the new Democratic majority, and showing how Democrats have tried to weaken national security, retreat from the War on Terror, impose the largest tax hike in U.S. history, create slush funds for earmarks, avoid addressing the looming Social Security crisis... and more.

* Obama Spend-O-Rama: What will the Illinois Democrat's 188 (and counting) spending proposals cost the nation? The media isn't asking -- but HUMAN EVENTS did, arriving at a total of $1.4 trillion over five years.

* Canada, Here We Come: Many Americans can only shake their heads at the nutty excesses of multiculturalism in Canada, where "Human Rights Commissions" prosecute conservatives and Christians for "hate crimes" because they speak their minds about Islam or homosexuality. That kind of thing could never happen here, right? Wrong, reveals HUMAN EVENTS -- the use of Canadian-style "commissions" to stifle free speech is already under way in some American cities and localities.

* Government-Run Childhood: That, in essence, is what Barack Obama proposes in his "Zero to Five" plan -- a collection of programs aimed at getting the government involved in the raising of your children literally from the moment they are born. Not only would his plan increase the incentives for mothers to put their children in someone else's care -- but parents who insist on caring for their own children will be taxed more to pay for it while getting nothing out of it.

* Tax-Funded Jihad? Did you hear about the Muslim elementary school that was founded by two Muslim imams... is housed in the same building as a mosque... was named for the Muslim conqueror of Spain ... and is supported by your tax dollars? Of course you didn't -- but you would have if you'd been getting HUMAN EVENTS!

* Hugo Goes to Hollywood: Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez is despertately trying to become the first Communist dictator of our "post-Communist" world -- which naturally has won him the admiration of rich liberals from Hollywood to the Hamptons. HUMAN EVENTS exposed who they are in a devastating exposé.

* The REAL Spitzer Scandal: Not that NY's Democratic "Luv Guv" was caught consorting with prostitutes -- but that he ever passed for a high-minded "reformer" in the first place. Long before that story broke, HUMAN EVENTS revealed how Spitzer was a big-government bully who repeatedly abused his powers to prey on rivals and further his political career

* Torture -- or Life-Saving Anti-Terror Tool? CIA agents recently thwarted a terrorist plan to blow up throngs of Christian worshippers in the Holy Land. How did they do it? HUMAN EVENTS revealed that the agents waterboarded Abu Zubaydah, the terror leader behind the planned killings, into revealing key details of the plot

* Send in the Clowns -- er, Protestors: Anti-war protestors recently invaded Washington, D.C. to mark the five-year anniversary of the Iraq War. The Big Media tried to make it all look dignified and in its own way "patriotic" -- but HUMAN EVENTS' on-the-scene reporter revealed the facts they didn't want you to see

* "Sorry, We Gave at the UN": The loony "Global New Deal" being pushed by UN bureaucrats that would require rich countries like the U.S. to literally tithe a percentage of their GNP to poor nations

* "Target: Homeschoolers": How liberal politicians and bureaucrats are using government power to harass and intimidate parents who try to escape our failing public schools

* Public Education's Self-Serving "New Math": How a tax-funded government study inflated the performance of public school students relative to their private-school and home-schooled peers

* "Civil Rights," Sharia-Style: How the leading Muslim-American "civil rights" organization, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) supports terrorists and terror-sponsoring groups like Hamas -- and intimidates other Muslim-Americans who don't

* Gracias, Amigo! How is the Mexican government "helping" us stem the tide of illegals? By publishing an 87-page book, with an accompanying DVD, on how its citizens can illegally enter the U.S., with advice on the safest routes through Arizona, California and Texas

* No Conversions Allowed: Except to Islam: Who are the new targets of jihadists right here in America? ANSWER: Ex-Muslims who convert to Christianity -- and are now under a death sentence according to mainstream, not radical, Islamic law

* "HillaryCare" is Back: And now Big Business is behind it too. But while America is heeding the siren call of "free" health care, Canadians are experimenting with free-market reforms to fix the nightmarish problems plaguing their system -- which include months-long (sometimes years-long) waiting lists for treatment

* "The Top 10 Corporate Welfare Queens": how big businesses grow fat and rich off taxpayers thanks to special treatment by the federal government -- including insider deals, government guarantees, and fixed prices

* "Your Tax Dollars at Play": Week after week, HUMAN EVENTS exposes incredible but true examples of wasteful spending by Congress -- like $175,000 for "therapeutic horsemanship" in Pennsylvania... $450,000 for "trout genome mapping" .. $50 million (!) for an indoor exhibit about the rainforest... and $90,000 for olive fruit fly research in France! (much more to come, alas)

WTF - someone thinks this is news said...

Benazir Bhutto's widower wins Pakistan's presidential election....

who cares, who gives a shit ...
let India nuke the ignorant useless ass Muslim fucktards!

right here said...

Did You Know?

Did you know under Saadam's Regime in Irag, you could be dipped in acid while still alive. Did you know that that under Saadam's Regime you could get married and upon leaving your wedding reception you and your new wife could be kidnapped by Saadam's sons Udai and Qusai, then you get the pleasure of being forcibly made to watch as your new bride is raped by Sadaams sons, then you get executed while your wife is made to watch...then she gets executed. Nice wedding day.
Did you know that under Saadam's regime you and your whole family could be gassed or just dissappear. Did you know that under Saadam's regime hundreds of thousands of his own people were tortured, maimed, killed, vanished. Did you know that under Saadam's regime.......ALL HAPPENED under Saadam's regime. True.

who cares? said...

re, Did You Know?

aint america great or what said...

re: Yard Sale of Wetbacks:

Yes folks, just wait...There's MORE!!!!

Just order YOUR very own Wetback now and we'll throw in your VERY OWN Anchor Baby too!!!
Just think of ALL the things you can do with your very own Anchor Baby. Welfare, social security, healthcare, and FREE Government cheese!!!.....
YES FREE!!
And with this we will even throw in your personal training guide "Auto Theft 101"... Yes, folks, you can even get a NEW CAR with your very own Wetback and Anchor Baby....
Just order now and have your Stolen ID and "Liberated" credit card ready and call 1-800-ILLEGAL, remember 1-800-ILLEGAL.
Operator's are standing by, all Wetbacks and Anchor Babies sold separately, plus shipping and handling)
CALL NOW!!!!

Hello, Ordering said...

re re: Yard Sale Wetbacks

Just wanted to know..does the anchor baby come castrated?
I don't want any calls from the juvenile detention center telling me he raped some white girl cuz you know once they hit puberty they just can't keep their hands to themselves.

How do you make 5 lbs. of fat look good??? said...

Put a nipple on it.

Buy two get a discount said...

RE;re: Yard Sale Wetbacks

Yes,Yes & Yes
Lets turn this bad by them into a good for us.
Round em up and ship em out.
Way to go.
We need more Sheriff Joe's today.
I'm also going to get into the wholesale wetback biz.
Heading up to the Home Deport right now.
Thanks for the tip.
Soon we'll all see this on infomercials late at night.

nuff said...

McCain/Palin will win in 2008

all cunts suck said...

The best thing that ever came out of a womens mouth was my dick.

it saves time said...

re: re, re,Yard Sale Wetbacks

Na i sell my beaners on eBay.

I wish said...

........ Men would grow up !!!

Anonymous said...

men, growing up ...

must have bin written by a dumb ass female bitch (CUNT) !!!

get a life said...

men, growing up ...

yeah lady that will happen when dogs stop licking themselves......

cant get a man huh said...

I smell a frustrated bitch.....

who wants one? said...

re - wetbacks for sale, yard sales

Just proves you can buy anything in Phoenix Arizona, the home of Illegal MIGGERS...
those filthy ass beaner cockroaches are everywhere!

dr death said...

Why Does Everyone Ignore the Chemtrails And Pretend They're Not There?

the muslim in him said...

The only reason Barrack' daughters aren't pregnant is because he thinks they're too young to impregnate.

Lots of people with issues said...

We are all born ignorant.
Unforunately alot of people choose to stay that way.

attention: all liberals said...

your mother lied,
you are NOT special
but...
you are a fucking idiot

just plain fed up said...

Giving the finger in this day and age

Unlike the days of the past. Some fools are just out there looking for a fight.They will get what is coming to them.Tail gaiters beware.I have rigged up my rear window washer with an extra tank full of anti-freeze and I pointed the nozzle your direction..Tail gate me and expect a dousing.Sorry about your paint pal!

remember... said...

terrorists love liberals

so, want another 911 or worse....

vote the Obama / Biden ticket !!

kill all illegals said...

I was in Cave Creek last night,and I seen about 30 Harleys parked on the sidewalk, as I approached to enter the bar,I had to step over all these burrito
wrappers,and wads of used toilet paper. The language was foreign to me,as they did not speak any english, as I walked in I seen old glory on the ground,and a
Mexican flag a flying.
Am I in a nightmare,is this a bad dream?
I belly up to the bar,and ask for a Bud, the bar tender gives me a cheesy mexican smile and says AMIGO, esto es el nuevo Arizona!!
Welcome,to our new country, NO more
Budweiser,only 2xx and corona tequilla.
That will be 5 pesos, if you hungry
go outside and get a burrito from the unsanitary roach coach, and enjoy the
marachi band...so now you know who's parking on our sidewalks...
YOU LET THEM IN......NOW DEAL WITH IT.....TRY TO GET THEM OUT

FCC should cancel their license said...

Pat Buchanan is the only reason I ever turn on MSNBC......

you stinking biased Liberals suck!

All the supporter's of obama said...

Can move to africa with him when he loose's the election.

Kill all illegals now said...

I don't know why these scum are not shot and killed the very second they are spotted crossing the border.
These parasite's are really fucking up this country at an alarming pace,
And instead of grabbing the bull by the ball's and going to exstreme measure's to resolve the matter and protect the future of this country we continue to be the fool's of the world,
Because only a fool would feed and support a discease that was killing it.

I heard it from The Drudge Report said...

MSNBC just fired Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews.

the brooklyn kid said...

It's 7:22 AM and my gal is on my pole.

The brooklyn kid said...

It's 7:28 AM and now I'm giving the high hard one to my lady....

The two party system said...

It's all about the $$$$$ only those with alot of it, can really play in the sandbox.

Thats why it cracks me up when I hear McCain or Obama or Biden or Palin bullshitting about being agents of change.

Do they think people are stupid?

this is very good!!!! said...

Hey Dad, what is a Mexican anyway?

Well son, about 1500 A.D. the people from Spain came over here by the boat load. When they got here they started to rape the central American Indian girls. Those girls pooped out the first so called "Mexicans". But these "Mexicans" aren't really the indigenous peoples of Mexico. No they are just the half breed children of all those little girls that were raped so long ago. Genetically those people are actually from Spain not Mexico. The real indigenous peoples of Mexico we exterminated by these Spaniards and all the diseases that they brought with them from Spain. The real Mexicans had no resistance to many of the diseases in Europe and they were wiped out. Only the half breed children could survive these diseases and so the half breeds took over all of Mexico by 1700 A.D.


But Dad, why does everybody hate these Mexicans?

Well son, They fucked all the people in Mexico and trashed it, and now they are coming up here and doing the same thing. The people here don't want to see the U.S.A. go down the shitter like Mexico did. Once they become the majority, they destroy everything. Now they are killing their own policemen. This is why red blooded Americans hate "Mexicans". We know they are not really the people of Mexico, Mexico is just the last country they trashed before they came here. They are kind of like a disease son. They need to be stamped out.

sheeple grow up said...

re, The two party system

It doesn't have to be the 2 party system, there are other choices out there. Ron Paul made the most sense of any of the Presidential candidates but he is brushed aside because he is not part of the "good ol' boy" network.

People are scared to vote for Ron Paul thinking that they are wasting their vote and giving one or the other side an advantage. What he stands for makes sense and addresses all the problems we face today AND it's what the American Public declares that we need, change. I think most people agree with his message but don't know how to react, they are scared of the change it might bring. Can they run their own lives? Can they make the right decisions without being fed by the government?

It's like they are scared to give up their security blanket and start to take their first steps without assistance. It is hard growing as a person and finding that you can control your own destiny. It just takes baby steps and the change like growing up would be gradual.

People take a chance and grow up, be willing to take responsibility for your own life and live it with freedom. It's a scary thought but you can do it.

liberalism takes over America said...

Two years ago during elections the dumbocrats preached they would make changes if they got control of the congress.

During these election, they did get control!

Since they took control, gas prices have shot up, two million homes foreclosed, the economy took a tanking, unemployment on the rise, the war in Iraq is still there, airlines out of control, more jobs being out sourced, imported goods on the rise, inflation with a possibility of a real depression ahead, and what have the dumbocrats done?

GONE ON VACATION!!

ANY QUESTIONS??

enough said...

Obamania is losing steam

The Re-Poster Guy said...

Group dangles $50K for Jews who move to Ala. town.....

DOTHAN, Ala. - Larry Blumberg is looking for a few good Jews to move to his corner of the Bible Belt. Blumberg is chairman of an organization offering Jewish families as much as $50,000 to relocate to Dothan, an overwhelmingly Christian town of 58,000 that calls itself the Peanut Capital of the World. Get involved at Temple Emanu-El and stay at least five years, the group's leaders say, and the money doesn't have to be repaid.

More Jews are living in the South than ever about 386,000 at last count in 2001, according to Stuart Rockoff, a historian at the Goldring/Woldenberg Institute of Southern Jewish Life in Jackson, Miss. But young Jews are leaving small places like Dothan in favor of cities like Atlanta and Birmingham, Rockoff said, and dozens of small-town synagogues have closed.

"A lot of the older people have died, and not many of the younger ones have stayed," said Thelma Nomberg, a member of the Dothan temple who grew up in nearby Ozark, where she was the only Jewish student in public school in the 1940s. "We are dying."

Being outside the Christian majority was never a problem, Nomberg said, even six decades ago: She won the Miss Ozark beauty pageant at 14 and sometimes attended church with friends after sleep-overs.

Now a widow, Nomberg has watched two of her four adult children leave for Florida as Temple Emanu-El lost nearly half its membership, down to about 50 families. She can only hope the recruitment plan hatched by Blumberg Family Jewish Community Services of Dothan works for her synagogue.

Launched in June, the Blumberg program has put advertisements in Jewish newspapers in Boston, Miami, Providence, R.I., and Washington, and it plans to expand the campaign.

"I think it's important that we try to find young people that we could use in our religious school, our Sunday school and help in the way of trying to create more of a family-type atmosphere in our temple," Blumberg said.

Groups offered financial aid for Jews to return to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina in 2005, and Jewish organizations around the country offer moving assistance for relocating families. A congregation has loans and other benefits for Jewish families moving into an area near Boston.

"Our program is distinctive because it's Dothan, but it's also distinctive because of the type of financial assistance," said Rob Goldsmith, executive director of Blumberg Family Jewish Community Services, which will screen applicants and administer the grant program.

Trying to lure Jewish families to a quiet Southern town in a state with a reputation for hard-right politics and racial intolerance might be difficult. About 20 Jewish families have sought information about Dothan, though none has made the move.

Rockoff credits Blumberg and the rest of the congregation with fighting to remain in Dothan, where the synagogue has a full-time rabbi and the temple, which is aligned with the reform movement, hasn't missed having a Friday night service in decades.

"It is a small community, but they have some deep pockets to be able to do this," said Rockoff. "As a historian it is fascinating to see them trying to buck this trend."

Dothan lies at the heart of the South's peanut region, in Alabama's southeastern corner just minutes from Florida and Georgia. It's dotted with big fiberglass peanuts painted to resemble characters and people there's even an Elvis peanut.

Little things are big here: The city boasts what it calls the world's smallest city block, a triangular traffic island near the civic center.

But Blumberg's group is selling prospective Jewish residents on Dothan's quality of life its low cost of living, the heritage of its synagogue and its proximity to Florida beaches, about 80 miles away.

The city is the site of the down-home National Peanut Festival each fall, and it has a full schedule of community cultural events. It has two hospitals, a branch of Troy University and is just a short drive from Fort Rucker, the Army's main helicopter training base.

Downtown is filled with quaint red-brick buildings and colorful murals, and traffic never gets too bad on Ross Clark Circle, the perimeter road.

"We have Friday afternoon rush minute, and that's about it," said manufacturing executive Ed Marblestone, 69, who grew up Jewish in Texas but married a Dothan girl and has lived in the town since 1961.

Valerie Barnes grew up in Panama and moved several times before settling 20 years ago in Dothan and becoming active at the synagogue. She's never experienced any anti-Semitism and can't imagine living anywhere else.

"The biggest thing Dothan has to offer is that it's just a very family-oriented community," said Barnes, who directs a hospital foundation. "Our congregation is very vibrant, and we have a lot of things that we get involved in."

Rabbi Lynne Goldsmith didn't know quite what to expect when she moved to Dothan a year ago to lead the congregation at Temple Emanu-El, which was founded in 1929. She came with her husband, who directs the Jewish community services group.

A Connecticut native, the rabbi halfway expected the Alabama of old with wide-open racism and dirt roads.

"The Northeast has a really warped perception of what the South is all about, and I found out it was all wrong," she said. "The South is a wonderful place to be. The people are warm and friendly. There's very little traffic. And best of all, there's no snow."

america is run and controlled by idiots said...

McCain and Obama are both good examples of ...

why we should have more than a 2 party system.

i hate.... said...

ALL You Republitards

you know who you are said...

Selfish people, They all have one thing in common... they only care about themselves. They apparently never heard of the concept of others.
1) Assholes who take up more than one parking space.
2) Assholes who don't use turn signals
3) Assholes who park the motorcycle on the sidewalk
4) Assholes who smoke
5) Assholes who use the passing lane even when not passing
6) Assholes who let their dogs bark all day
7) Assholes who let their cats run lose
8) Assholes who think the world owes them something and life is a free ride
9) Assholes who think Illegals are good for America and want open borders
10) Assholes who constantly support a two-party system that has failed America for over 50-years

this place sucks.... said...

North Scottsdale Lifetime Fitness

Anonymous said...

Britney Spears Crazy Hooters

http://www.preceptivision.com/view/25/britney-spears-crazy-hooters/

hate them both said...

Obama and McCain ate both just Job Hunters

she has them and biden doesn't said...

It's NOT about Sarah Palin eyeware....

it's about her BOOBS !!!

Mr. Stanley said...

My cock just left a tight pussy and it is having a great day.

funny one said...

Teacher Arrested

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International
Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press
conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the
notorious Al-ge-bra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-ge-bra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides
to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted
us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.

Just for Muslims said...

Listed on the Phoenix AZ Farm and Garden Board...
4-Sale:
5-month old baby girl goat for sale

Does any one know what happened this weekend? said...

our national debt doubled

Freddie MAC; Fannie MAE; FHA; VA.

Freddie and Fannie are holding half the home mortgages in this country and were taken over into conservancy by the Federal government. Making worthless (pennies on the dollar) all common stock and all preferred stock. All dividend payment are canceled immediately. The Federal Government has led us to believe, since these institutions were created by federal legislation, that they were backed by the government. Millions of people have invested BILLIONS of dollars in these institutions because they were FEDERALLY Backed .... right ...

GUESS WHAT?
THEY WERE JUST KIDDING!!!!!

Nobody is talking about it. Not Obama, Not McCain, ... nobody. They are too busy getting elected.

The Fed says it's no ones fault.

It just is. Sorry.

This was supposed to be A Government by the People for the People.

Remember when Obama got back from Germany ? The first person he went to see was Paulson (the real President of the United States). Haven't heard a word about all this from Barak O'Robin Hood either. McCain ? Palin? Biden ? Do any of these people understand what happened this weekend ?

People, our National Debt DOUBLED this weekend. America is OVER. We're being dismantled. This is the set up to roll us into the North American Union. America is a basket case.

This is what the Federal Reserve and the US Government are saying to the American People.

Ewww... said...

Used shower curtain for free in CL...

I like to browse the free listings on craigslist and see the funny, crazy stuff people try to give away for free. Who the hell would want a used shower curtain? Even if it's free...that's nasty. Poster even gets snotty because people haven't showed up for it when they said they would. Probably because they realized what cheapskates they were being and could just go buy a new,

Will not vote for Obama said...

I am 53. I protested the Vietnam war, and lived in D.C. during that time. As a high schooler, we would group together and talk about how much we will "fuck up the Republicans and keep them from voting" by protesting, intimidation, etc. In fact little went on, we were idiots and just out for any excuse to smoke pot and be anti establishment.

Then I grew up. Then I grew up more when I went out into the world abroad, to difficult areas, like East Germany right after the wall fell, into Russia, Bolivia, Indonesia during overthrows, India during unrest, Morocco any time, Turkey during unrest, Italy during the terrorism. I traveled a lot, pretty low key and low rate hotels, some hostels. Then finally to Vietnam, the nation we saved by leaving them to be massacred and re educated.

I gradually saw my actions for what they were, and my ideals and beliefs of what political parties bring in more honest terms. I am now a Republican, have been for a while. I base that decision on my more worldly view of what is at stake, what is worth fighting for, our international reputation comes second to our international responsibility. Yes, we are unpopular in Europe, but, for the right reasons, not the wrongs ones.

brown, black it's all bad 4 america said...

NoBama Noway Noexperience Nolegistation NOway ..He will raise our taxes to support bigger government. More welfare checks for non deserving lazy baby making whores. NoBama does not respect our military. NoBama is more worried about reputation around the world than he is our safety as a nation.

race, race,race said...

I'm a 34 year old black male and my attitude is down with whitee.
Fuck it man, they ahve done such a bang up job so far. Let's give the keys to another race for awhile.

fast good anyone said...

Man with Big Mac obsession says he's eaten 23,000 since 1972

boo hoo boo hoo hoo said...

Auto safety group calls on states to raise the legal driving age......

CHICAGO IL - Taking aim at a longstanding rite of passage for 16-year-olds, an influential auto safety group is calling on states to raise the age for getting a driver's license to 17 or even 18.

Adrian Lund, president of the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, a research group funded by the auto insurance industry, acknowledged the idea is "a tough sell," but noted that car crashes are the leading cause of death among teenagers.

"The bottom line is that when we look at the research, raising the driving age saves lives," Lund said. He plans to present the proposal Tuesday at the annual conference of the Governors Highway Safety Association in Scottsdale, Ariz.

Not surprisingly, a lot of teens hate the idea.

i just farted said...

I told you not to pull my finger....

my finger, my finger.... said...

does anyone want to smell it?

she has a nice ass said...

Just woke up, some girl laying next to me, must have been a hell of night...
damn I got to go to work today....

Now I got a pee hard-on, I say never waste a hard-on, so -
I think I'll butt sizer her before I pee and shower!

ha,ha,ha,ha said...

re, finger

I just stuck my finer up my own butt, do you want to smell it?

got 2 go 2 work said...

re, never waste a hard-on

I woke up about an hour ago, my GF spent the night.
She didn't want to wake up and serve my throbbing member so I just masturbated and shot my load on her tits.

thinking out loud said...

When Obama turns America into a Nation of Islam, I wonder if he's gonna sell his daughters to a rich Arab Sheik?

just curious said...

Speaking of the OBAMA Women ....

does anyone have any naked pictures of Michelle Obama?

I need a woman bad said...

re, re, never waste a hard-on

lucky bastards...I had to just stroke it alone, in the dark, sitting on the toilet, and masturbate and shot my load into the bowl...

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia said...

re, re, re, never waste a hard-on:

I never do, that's why my girlfriend is a live-in.

She serves my cock because I am the MAN, King of my Domain, Emperor of Sex, and she knows there are plenty of women that will replace her if she fails to serve and obey, her lord and master...

Mr Miami said...

re, re, re, re-never waste a hardon.....

I have a live-in Illegal Mexican bitch.
She serves me in every way.
If she fails me, I send her back to Old Mexico and get a new Mexican slut....

paco in arizona said...

hey therre mr Miami...

its okays i haves a cubana whore from havana and she serves this Mexican stud verry wells

u can lick it, if u want said...

re, re, re-the finger........
I always use it first and test the whole before my rod is used and catches something

the texan said...

Ah the morning hard-on

how I enjoy it so...
if my lady doesn't wake up and jump on it, ride it like a good cowgirl,
then I roll her over and poke her poop hole for the rodeo ride

Waking Up In The Morning said...

I hate waking up to the smell of stale used pussy lying next to me....

when are these sluts going to learn to wash up after I fuck them?

Obama's Daddy said...

Most of the black people in Kenya can speak English AND Swahili. Which in my mind makes them smarter than the white people here.

Always Sunny in Phila said...

re: Kenya

Wow Kenya really sounds like it sucks.It's pretty much like philly because the black people here cant speak english either!

multiple personalities said...

Milk and cookies? Kindergarten teacher?
Narcissist? Mirror?
Getting Starbucks and politics confused?

fat mommy rides her bike said...

Been to Philadelphia, never going back ....

death to Islam said...

Do you smell that?

It smells like Camel DUNG ....

there must be a Muslim lurking around!

bring your own titties said...

There will be a titty party at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk at NOON today!

go visit it now, just do it! said...

This is one great Political Blog -

http://www.politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com/

politics said...

re, go visit it now, just do it

I did, I like it, it's good, needs more entries...

I am switching to this R-nR said...

What a piece of shit the Las Vegas CL board has turned into!

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