Oct 1, 2008

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The following are archived postings for the Month of October 2008.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

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LA Dodgers Rule said...

St. Louis Cardinals Suck.

stupid ass pet lovers said...

Phoenix Arizona City Worker Attacked By American Bulldogs-

I hope the owners are put in jail and sued until they are living in a cardboard box.
Just another bunch of morons owning more dog(s) than they should.
Feeble minded people who have to own pets to make their pittiful lives better.
If that was a relative of mine some people would be soaking up lead by now.

nigga town usa said...

It is as clear as MUD.

the mud people have finally won, Obama will probably be elected and America will become the home of anything but white people.

How soon we forget said...

Actually this financial debacle all started under Clinton.

The current democrat leadership in Congress has actually allowed this all to happen after only two years in control.

sheeple town said...

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago.

Of course all the politicians, are all blaming each other.
Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in the Country.

Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country.

Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.

This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois.

And he's gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us

Anonymous said...

Happy Hump Day...

So, fuck your pregnant bitch up the ass while pulling her hair.

asshole alert said...

I got two more spam emails from this filthy low life scumbag Realtor named...
Alan Robinson
email: alanr@pteregroup.com
Works for:
Arizona Property Wholesalers
1017 N Central Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85004
480-557-7503

I wouldn't buy a piece of property from this asshole if he beg me on his hands and knees and it was the best deal on the planet.
Spammers are conartist and low lifes
They can't get a real job, so they become Realtors.
Plus all his properties are total shit!

Now fuck off and stop spamming people with your idiot emails.

realtors are scum said...

re, asshole alert

Yeah I got one from that shit for brains low life.
NEVER EVER buy any real estate from anything on craigslist or through an offer that you got in an email.

Anonymous said...

re,re, asshole alert

I agree that anyone who has to spam you can't perform and can't be trusted.

may they all burn in hell said...

re,re,re,asshole alert

This surprises you.....
Realtors are reject fast food workers, of divorced soccer moms, or in general just conman.

here is a true real estate.... said...

con artist.
I got an email from this putz today.
It isn't the first time.
He thinks I am a realtor or need some kind of half ass con game sales pitch tactic he is selling.
Stay clear of these ass wipes.
Here is his details:
name - Todd Bates
email - 0xjqfumezcxg26i@resasystems4.com

locked them all up said...

I hate ALL Realtors, Mortgage Brokers, Appraisers, and Loan Officers ...
They have ruined America, just look at the 700 billion dollar bailout, it is all their fault!

that is all said...

Islam Sucks...

testing 123, testing 123 said...

TEST

this is a test of your mind

2-party system is for the rich said...

Talk about totally being out of touch with America.
The U.S. Senate just approved 850 Billion Dollars, that's 150 billion more than requested by either the White House, The Fed, or the Treasury Dept.

They past this knowing that the overwhelming majority of Americans opposed it.

insanity everywhere said...

re, 2-party system is for the rich

I agree totally.
These assholes added 150 billion dollars worth of pork onto a bill our grandchildren will still be paying for so that a few greedy assholes can retire with golden parachutes while fucking up the country and the economy.

America has been screwed again said...

Proof both parties represent the rich...

Everyone complains about George Bush, but think about this...

The White House sent over a 3-page BILL request for the 700 Billion Dollar Bailout, and The U.S. Senate with all its bullshit, pork barrel spending, and special interest attachments have a bill now that contains 451 pages, mostly added by Democrats.

Home sells on eBay for $1.75 said...

The Catch 22 .....
SAGINAW, Mich. - With a winning bid of just $1.75, a Chicago woman has won an auction for an abandoned home in Saginaw. Joanne Smith, 30, recently was the top bidder for the home during an auction on eBay, The Saginaw News reported. Her bid was one of eight for the home.
"I am going to try and sell it," she told the newspaper. "I don't have any plans to move to Saginaw."
Smith said she hasn't seen the property or visited Saginaw, which has been hard-hit by economic troubles in recent years.
There's a notice on the door of the home saying a foreclosure hearing is pending, the newspaper said. She must pay about $850 in back taxes and yard cleanup costs.
The Saginaw News said it could not reach the seller, Southern Investments LLC, for comment.

politicians are idiots said...

Stocks decline as unemployment rises to seven-year high....

So,
Congress just waster 850 Billion Dollars of the taxpayers money for nothing!

close the fucking borders said...

Scientists push back origin of AIDS to as early as 1884...

AIDS was spread throughout the world by African Blacks having sex with monkeys.
Then infected, and allowed to travel to other parts of the world like the USA as either student visas or immigrants.

I must ponder, what new diseases are being brought into America that will kill us some day that we don't know about.

Democrats Twisting Again said...

Two years ago Bush warned congress about the economy, congress ignored him.

reciently Bush told congress that the economy sucks and need a bailout, the democratic congress started their blame game and that it was a hoak! Then it rose up and bit them on the ass and now they want to take credit for the bail out!!

just typical liberal politics.

Remember this bailout that will some what fix the economy, was a republican idea that the liberals stole,,,again!!

gay and proud of it said...

horny goat weed..
a.k.a.

HGW

wants some faggot ass tight young butt hole to plunge

simmm niggers talking said...

A Black Man's View of Obama

TERRY ANDERSON, A BLACK LOS ANGELES TALK RADIO HOST, WENT DOWN A LIST OF THINGS SENATOR OBAMA HAS SAID THAT AREN'T EXACTLY CORRECT.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 Obama's "Not Exactlys"
1.) Selma March Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that . . . and for more.

Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth.

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5 am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.

Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President.

Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From . . . . .

7.) I Never Practiced Islam - NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article 'Obama was quite religious in Islam.'
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559

8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago: Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks). Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as
'one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.' This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says 'Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.'

9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn except how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger
surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 - NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

16.) Voting 'Present' is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17.) Oops, I Misvoted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18.) I Was A Professor of Law - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23.) I Have Released My State Records - NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel.

30.) I Want All Votes To Count - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.

31.) I Want Americans To Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

34.) I Don't Take PAC Money - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

35.) I don't Have Lobbysists - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

37.) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

39.) My uncle liberated Auschwitz concentration camp - NOT EXACTLY, your mother had no brothers and the Russian army did the liberating.

Oh My Cats said...

My little cat sometimes eats my big cats poop out of the litter box.... Ive been trying to explain to her where it comes from, but it seems she just doesn't care

LoL said...

re, Oh My Cats

Kill all the useless ass fur balls.

Anonymous said...

re,re, Oh My Cats

Cats are for killing or BBQ, depending on whether you are Asian or not!

I Hate You All said...

re, re, re, Oh My Cats...

I hare all cats
I hate cat owners
lets kill them both and be done with it.

Marriage: The fact of the matter said...

Marriage is for suckers. Other than starting a drug habit, it is the BIGGEST mistake anyone could make.

think people, think said...

re, re, Proof both parties represent the rich...
Everyone complains about George Bush, but think about this...

The White House sent over a 3-page BILL request for the 700 Billion Dollar Bailout, and The U.S. Senate with all its bullshit, pork barrel spending, and special interest attachments have a bill now that contains 451 pages, mostly added by Democrats.

Both McCain and Obama voted for this bailout now worth 850 Billion Dollars!
This is Iraq all over again, rushing to get something done without thinking!

gay in arizona said...

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Call me the Sultan said...

Pygmy Goat for sale.
Abused by Muslims at Mosque.
Ready for slaughter and BBQ

Dr. Phil said...

......it was ok,
so,
I fucked me 3-Bangkok Whores last night, got them for the price of 2.

cant feed'm dont breed'm said...

third world animal eaters

go eat a dog or cat and sell your kids you cant feed them anyhow

OKLA ROSE said...

WHY BEANERS NEED JESUS

Just as a beginning...
1. Inspiration for tattoo design while in prison.
2. So, “mexican” mothers can use the word father in a sentence and not be completely lying.
3. Jesus… a male figure that does indeed fuck them, but they can pretend still loves them.

MR.-W--C--Q said...

FUCKING MEJJJJJICANS

is there anything that you beaners dont fuck up , is there any law you wont

break ,do you have an excuse for having kids that you can not feed, what

is it do you hate kids , dont give a fuck about them .let em wander the

streets with no diapers, snot dripping down crying because they're hungry

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING YOU BUNCH OF IMBECILIC MORONS.

ROFLMO said...

Mexicans

make good road kill !!!

MR.-W--C--Q said...

THE ENGLISH --- LANGUAGE

WILL squeeze you mexifuck talking beaners out of existance. It will take a few years but it is inevitable ENGLISH will be the dominate language in the world , and there is nothing you can do about it get used to it, it will happen . GO TO SCHOOL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND SAYING WHAT!


THE GREAT ONE --THE SHINING STAR

ROFLMO said...

I just took a shit on a mexican's head

mcCain is the lesser of two evils said...

The DEVIL you all ready know versus the DEVIL you don't know!

Get off my ass said...

The Harley Biker will drive fast, but I dont need you Arizona 80 to 90 mph fucks driving up my ass.

Or, I will run over your ass said...

re, get off my ass

Then get out of the left hand lane you piss of two-wheeled shit!

Where ???? said...

re, RE Get off my ass

Where and since when do the AZ highways have any places that have a posted speed limit of 80 ???? Sorry I will go the speed limit or whatever it is UNDER it that I deem SAFE for myself and no asshole is going to force me to go faster - if you are that big of a fucking hurry to get someplace ... well that's your problem and no reason to risk others lives, including your own. I saw a great Tshirt that I laughed my ass off at - "Keep honking, I am too busy reloading to care"

An Arizonan said...

re, re, RE Get off my ass

go the fuck back to Kalafornia or wherever else you're from, we dont want you, we dont need you, we all hate you!

stupid CUMT Drivers said...

re- re, RE Get off my ass

Yeah I was driving east on the 101 loop yesterday and in the left hand lane was this woman in a Jag driving 55 MPH in a 65 and I am on her ass, she is holding up a mile of traffic.

These assholes are the ones that cause accidents.

hate u islamic toads said...

re, call me the sultan

this is why I don't eat lamb / goat / mutten

Lets Bomb them now! said...

Malaysia an Islamic country that supports terrorism and hates America sucks, never forget that

MR.-W--C--Q said...

I rule this board now

moa said...

no no no

I rule this board

I'll crack your jaw

hating gays said...

It's NO longer Adam and Eve...

It's now Adam and Steve thanks to all you gay faggot bastards.

I am Loving It said...

You have got to see this BLOG, it's all about political rumors and dirty politics...

http://www.politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com/

George Is Coming said...

re, http://www.politicalrumorsandstuff.blogspot.com/
--------------------
Yeah that's a good blog, but I like this one better...

Patton Doctrine
http://www.pattondoctrine.blogspot.com/

Ladies Show Me Those CamelToes said...

re, blogs ...

If you want to talk about BLOGS, I suggest this one........

Camel Toe Page
http://www.cameltoepage.blogspot.com/

Mesa Arizona said...

My Husband's Porn Stash....


I am still upset, he is really into BDSM and ANAL Sex.

ROFLMO said...

re, My Husband's Porn Stash

Maybe you should get some handcuffs, and let him butt fucked you till the cows come home and the chickens lay eggs.

I'm looking for... said...

Nude White Dudes
When I started painting it was just a whimsical pursuit. The first thing I ever painted was on the back of a poster and I used chopsticks and white and green house paint. It came out really great.

I paint when it comes to me, I need to be inspired. It starts out in my head and I think about it for a while. Like for the past month I've had thoughts of a painting and the colors I would use but that doesn't mean the end product would come out as I envision it now.

Palin or Biden said...

Biden - career politician, low life, liberal, favors amnesty nd open borders for Mexicans, wants United North American government, wants troops sent to Darfur and other African nations to stop the wars there.

Palin - A hunter, camper, loves fishing, ATV's and snow mobiles, wants to drill everywhere for il in America, hates fags, and liberals, wants to close the borders forever!

Oh yeah, this is a hard choice!

you're a stupid CUNT said...

WTF Speaker Nancy Pelosi

That Liberal Bitch.... said...

Nancy Pelosi from California's Eighth District (The Land of Fruit, Nuts and Flakes)
Is just two heart beats away from being President of the United States.
This wack job nut case is nothing more than an unthinking, dumb CUNT.
Think about her VETO speech to the House the other day.
She torpedoed the Bail out Bill all by herself. I can’t see her setting down with any world leaders and working out anything. This dimwitted CUNT is cut from a mold that was broken long ago and should never be used again.

Eureka said...

re, re, Nancy Pelosi

you figured it out -
and,
she's Speaker of the House, that makes her next in line for President if both the President and V.P. die or get killed.

LA Dodgers Rule said...

I hate the Phoenix Diamond Backs

Dallas Cowboys Rule Sports said...

Nope, no , no no ...

lets get it right now !!!!!!

MR.-W--C--Q said...

fuck sports,

I rule this board

moa said...

re, MR WCQ

You rule nothing..
I'll crack your jaw

Fuck ALL You CL Posters said...

I love this BLOG / Board....

No Flagging, ever !!!

what part of America says no.... said...

don't you understand?

Bush lobbies furiously for Congress to pass bailout plan...

fuck all you politicians

today's humor said...

They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it.
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store.
A kind old neighbour woman,MariBeth, mistook Joe for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
MariBeth fainted.

this is damn funny said...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,

'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.'

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'

She heard her little darling continue... 'For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen..

example of faking the poll numbers said...

78 out of 91 women in a comprehensive sex study said they enjoyed it when their men farted in their face while doing the act. I'm doing it tonight!

Anonymous said...

I think if we really want to get the governments attention, none of us should pay our taxes. If we all (256 million of us)did it then maybe these assholes would finally take notice that we are tired of the bullshit and the decisions made with out our approval. And, it would force us citizens to finally begin to take a proactive approach to the way our country is being run. I'm game, go big or stay home!

is there a doctor around said...

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX .

2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one?' I asked. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered...'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR

6. I was caring for a woman and asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste' the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!!!................

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'.

Dr. Wouldn't submit his name

fear mongers said...

I am a baby republican and I hate Liberals!

Anonymous said...

When I get home, I'm going to stick my dick in my wife...
I just wanted everyone to know how excited I am.

Anonymous said...

RE; When I get home, I'm going to stick my dick in my wife
Good thing you warned me! I delivered the mail to your house around 1:30 and have been stretching your wife's sphincter with my johnson since then.
Don't worry buddy. She'll be in your bed waiting for ya'. Just don't expect her to go horseback riding for awhile. Yowza! She's quite a screamer!

Need any wooden arrows? said...

I need $160,000,000 for my wooden arrow business.Please help!

This is just one of the PORK spending amendments that were added to the 700 billion dollar bailout bringing the revised total to 850 BILLION DOLLARS !!!

Hello from the Slut said...

I slept with 13 different men this week, all whom I met on cragslist personals in Phoenix Arizona, if your husband is one of them, get him checked for STD's

ha,ha,ha - LOL - ROFLMO

If you bitches can't please your man, then I will.

sorry but ... said...

AFTER G.W. BUSH NOBODY WANTS TO BE A REPUBLICAN

watching from near by said...

to the people who say,
I am not paying another dime in tax
please be advised
Well, I feel your pain. Just so you know, there is a federal prison, " Sheridan, "
in the state of Oregon that is full of guys such as yourself.
I hope you make it.

yo mama loves obama said...

NLY A BUSH LOVING WINDOW LICKING MENTALLY CHALLENGED BIBLE TOAD WOULD VOTE FOR JOHN MCCAIN

in my 40's said...

Can someone explain what's so great about butt sex. I tried this for the first time yesterday and it's not pleasurable one bit. Used ample lube and went slow.

does anyone see anything wrong with this said...

Britain releases messages scheduled to air after nuclear war

The Re-Poster Guy said...

Colleges scramble as investment fund freezes
NEW HAVEN, Conn. - An investment fund that serves about 1,000 colleges and private schools partially froze withdrawals this week amid the credit crunch, forcing colleges to develop new plans to pay bills.

Wachovia Bank, trustee for the $9.3 billion Short Term Fund offered by Commonfund, said Monday it was terminating the fund and establishing a process to ensure the orderly liquidation and distribution of the fund's assets. Wachovia initially told investors Monday that they could only withdraw 10 percent of their money, but that figure was increased to 34 percent by Wednesday and 37 percent by Thursday.

Commonfund, a Wilton, Conn.-based nonprofit that advises colleges and schools on money management, also said Thursday it put a 30 percent limit on withdrawals from its Intermediate Term Fund after investors in the Short Term Fund tried to withdraw money from that fund, said Keith Luke, managing director of Commonfund.

About 200 colleges and universities have about $1 billion in the intermediate fund, which is used for long-term needs, such as equipment plant purchases, he said.

"We just didn't have the liquidity in the fund to do that," Luke said. "We will relax that as soon as market conditions permit."

Partially freezing the Short Term Fund as officials prepare for liquidation prevents a run on money and protects investors, said Laura Fay, a Wachovia spokeswoman.

"It was not something we took lightly," Fay said. "In this environment, we felt this was the best way to proceed."

Some colleges are securing lines of credit because of the restriction on accessing money from the short-term account, according to Matthew Hamill, senior vice president of the National Association of College and University Business Officers. That means borrowing costs that effectively reduce their rate of return in the original investment, he said.

Hamill said he does not expect the issue to affect students and their families and noted that the crisis has eased somewhat with a greater percentage of cash allowed to be withdrawn.

"I think most institutions are feeling far more confident in the short run the fund will be there for what its needs are," Hamill said. "The remaining question on everyone's mind is exactly when the remaining balance in the account will be available."

Assumption College in Worcester, Mass. had about $20 million in the fund, but was able to get back nearly a third of that, said Christian McCarthy, the school's executive vice president and treasurer. The redemption and other funds enabled the college to pay all its bills, he said.

"It's been a tremendous inconvenience," McCarthy said. "It really did come as quite a shock. It is disconcerting."

The fund provides returns slightly above U.S. Treasury bills. About 85 percent of the fund was invested in high-quality commercial paper from blue chip companies, while the rest is in securities backed by mortgages and other assets, Luke said.

Amid the housing industry slump and turmoil affecting banks and credit markets, such investments have become increasingly unpopular as investors seek safer options like Treasury bills.

Commonfund said recently volatile markets have hurt the 15 percent to 20 percent of the Short Term Fund's portfolio held in mortgage- and asset-backed securities.

There have been no defaults in the fund's portfolio so far, Luke said.

"Credit markets have frozen, which has made trading of even the highest quality short term financial assets impossible at virtually any reasonable price," Commonfund wrote in a letter to clients Wednesday. "In light of these markets, we believe that the trustee feared that a sudden increase in redemptions could force a liquidation of securities in a frozen market and decided to take pre-emptive action."

Commonfund said it pledged $50 million of its corporate reserves in April to back the fund. Commonfund also said it was looking for a new trustee for the Short Term Fund in order to re-establish the program in largely the same form.

Fay said Wachovia's decision was not affected by last week's announced $2.1 billion deal for Citigroup to buy Wachovia's banking operations.

Wachovia's decision to slowly liquidate the fund is designed to prevent a rush by investors. When a fund sees such a rush, fund managers must sell assets — typically at a loss when it must be done quickly, and especially amid the recent market turmoil.

A slow liquidation helps protect investor returns and ensure each investor would be treated equally.

A rescue package approved by the Senate late Wednesday would let the government spend billions of dollars to buy bad mortgage-related securities and other devalued assets held by troubled financial institutions. If successful, advocates say, that would allow frozen credit to begin flowing again and prevent a serious recession.

By the end of the year, investors in the Short Term Fund will be able to withdraw at least 57 percent of their money, Luke said. Asked if investors will ultimately get all their money back, Luke said, "We certainly expect that."

Commonfund is working with the colleges and schools to help them find alternative sources of financing, Luke said.

"We feel terrible for them," Luke said. "We want to help them. We're working very hard to do so."

Bethany College a Lutheran school in Lindsborg, Kan., with 600 students and a $12 million budget has $700,000 invested in the fund.

"Obviously we weren't planning on withdrawing all at once," said Aubrey Streit, a spokeswoman. "We're just re-evaluating our plan for how we will work with the cash flow over the course of the next academic year."

Bethany College is not in a state of panic, Streit said, but she noted that the investment was a significant part of its budget.

"It wasn't something we expected," Streit said. "It really makes it real to see the financial impact coming here."

Grinnell College in Iowa had about $4.8 million in the fund, but was able to withdraw 34 percent, said Russell Osgood, the college's president. With a $1.5 billion endowment, he was not worried.

"It has had no effect," Osgood said.

simple, put the fund manager in jail said...

re, Colleges scramble as investment fund freezes......

stupid religious nuts said...

Taliban leader rejects reconciliation talks with Afghan government..

the solution is bomb that border mountain in total oblivion, wipe them all out, no survivors.

Drudge Poll Results said...

From last nights debate...

BIDEN
30% 73,397

PALIN
68% 164,127

NEITHER
2% 4,059

nuff said...

CNN Not the most trusted news

Anonymous said...

I hate people, i hate myself, people always bail, never keep their word, if they were my friends they'd fuckin want to hang out.

Proof Arnold the Governator... said...

is just another Liberal in disguise-

California may need an emergency $7 billion loan...
Stop paying out ALL that damn money for Illegals and you'll have a surplus.
What moron or group of of morons would lend California money in this economic crisis?

Anonymous said...

re, California may need an emergency $7 billion loan...

The best thing that could happen to America right now is all of California from San Francisco to the Mexican border fall into the Pacific Ocean!

my penis needs love said...

Why can't I find a woman who'd dye her hair red to be the woman of my dreams?

cause ur a pathetic loser said...

re, Why can't I find a redheaded woman of my dreams?

whos better? said...

not only is Hillary Clinton more qualified, Joe Biden proved last nite, any one is more qualified!!

Damn did he get his ass kicked!!

Anonymous said...

biden got bitch slapped---

and had to carry his own ass off stage!!

Chippy the Cockatoo said...

I Think ...Sara Palin Winked at Me Last Night

I popped a boner and fell off my perch.

I'm voting republican.

L.o.L. said...

RE - Find a redhead

Reasons you cant get a woman
1.You only want a redhead which makes for far fewer choices.
2. You are poor, all girls today are material girls.
3. Your desperate, anybody with a personality can get laid, whats your problem?
4. Your inexperienced, she's going to have to train you.
5. You just want to stay home. Can you say boooorrrrrriiiiinnnng. Girls just want to have fun.
6. You'll be hard to get rid of and want to hang around instead of just leaving when she says goodbye.
7. If she thinks your art sucks, what then?
8. Your going to want to live at her place and let her pay for everything. Hope this helps!

The American Taxpayer is Screwed said...

Historic bailout bill passes Congress; Bush signs

WASHINGTON DC - With the economy on the brink of meltdown and elections looming, a reluctant Congress abruptly reversed course and approved a historic $700 billion government bailout of the battered financial industry on Friday. President Bush swiftly signed it.

The 263-171 House vote capped two weeks of tumult in Congress and on Wall Street, punctuated by urgent warnings from Bush that the country confronted the gravest economic disaster since the Great Depression if lawmakers failed to act.

"We have acted boldly to help prevent the crisis on Wall Street from becoming a crisis in communities across our country," Bush said shortly after the plan cleared Congress, although he conceded, "our economy continues to face serious challenges."

His somber warning was underscored on Wall Street, where enthusiasm over the rescue gave way to worries about obstacles still facing the economy, and the Dow Jones industrials dropped 157 points. The Labor Department said earlier in the day that employers had slashed 159,000 jobs in September, the largest cut in five years.

The vote was a striking turnaround from the measure's spectacular failure earlier in the week, which had triggered a massive stock sell-off and prompted jittery lawmakers fearing a crushing economic contagion that was spreading to their constituents to reconsider.

"Let's not kid ourselves: We're in the midst of a recession. It's going to be a rough ride, but it will be a whole lot rougher ride" without the rescue plan, said Rep. John A. Boehner, R-Ohio, the minority leader, as he prepared to cast his vote for the most sweeping federal intervention in markets in decades.

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson pledged quick action to get the program up and operating.

The bailout, which gives the government broad authority to buy up toxic mortgage-related investments and other distressed assets from tottering financial institutions, is designed to ease a credit crunch that began on Wall Street but is engulfing businesses around the nation.

"In these past two weeks, we've seen things we never thought we would see before in terms of the economic insecurity of our own country," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif. She said the measure would "begin to shape the financial stability of our country and the economic security of our people."

Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., the Financial Services Committee chairman, said the rescue bill was just the beginning of a much larger task Congress will tackle next year: overhauling housing policy and financial regulation in a legislative effort he compared to the New Deal.

"We were the EMTs rushing to the rescue of an economy that suddenly found itself choking, but now we have to perform more serious reform," Frank said.

Just four days earlier, the previous version of the bill was sent down to defeat, largely at the hands of angry conservative Republicans. On Friday, a total of 33 Democrats and 25 Republicans switched from opposition to support. In all, 91 Republicans joined 172 Democrats to support the measure while 108 Republicans and 63 Democrats voted "no."

The reversal reflected a high-stakes political environment just four weeks before Election Day. Some lawmakers were worried about their own jobs, but others mostly Democrats focused on the prospect that a new president could have a far more significant effect on the economy than any one piece of legislation.

Several of the Democratic switchers were members of the Congressional Black Caucus who said they changed course after securing commitments from presidential candidate Barack Obama that he would back legislation to help struggling consumers and homeowners facing foreclosures if he wins the White House.

"It's not too often you get the future president telling you that his priority matches your priority," said Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., one of 13 black lawmakers who switched from "no" to "yes."

Republican presidential candidate John McCain also lobbied for the measure, according to aides who declined to say whom he called.

Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., the party vote-counter, said McCain phoned Rep. John Shadegg, a fellow Arizonan who switched to "yes."

The legislation's roller-coaster ride through Congress began at a somber meeting in Pelosi's office in mid-September where Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke frightened senior Democrats and Republicans with their warnings of an impending economic collapse without quick legislative action.

As lawmakers scrambled to draft a bill, they were barraged by angry calls from constituents to reject what many saw as a huge giveaway to the very financial institutions that helped cause the subprime mortgage meltdown at the root of the economic crisis — with nothing to help its ordinary victims.

"Pray for our republic," intoned Rep. Marcy Kaptur, D-Ohio, a leading opponent of the measure. "She's being placed in very uncaring and greedy hands."

Supporters said the prospect of economic disaster superseded their political fears.

"I may lose this race over this vote, but that's OK with me," said Republican Rep. Sue Myrick of North Carolina, who switched her vote to favor the measure. "This is the right vote for the country."

After the breathtaking House defeat on Monday, Senate leaders took custody of the rescue, adding on $110 billion in tax breaks designed to attract additional support. They attached the overall measure to a popular bill mandating broader mental health coverage in the insurance industry.

The rescue measure was changed to lift, from $100,000 to $250,000, the cap on government bank deposit insurance a key priority for Republicans. Also key to winning GOP support was a decision by the Securities and Exchange Commission to ease accounting rules that require financial institutions to show the deflated value of assets on their balance sheets.

The revised measure won Senate approval Wednesday night, 74-25, setting up a furious round of lobbying in the House as the administration, congressional leaders, the presidential candidates and outside groups joined forces behind the measure.

The maneuvers worked augmented by a shift in public opinion that occurred after the stock market took its largest-ever one-day dive on Monday.

The plan initially a three-page request from the Bush administration for unlimited power to use $700 billion any way it saw fit to stabilize markets — swelled to more than 450 pages as negotiators added restrictions for the administration and sweeteners for anxious members of Congress.

Lawmakers added greater supervision over the $700 billion including a process in which Congress could vote to block half the money measures to protect taxpayers and crack down on golden parachutes for corporate executives whose companies benefit from the bailout.

The Re-Poster Guy said...

Wells Fargo agrees to buy Wachovia; Citi objects

NEW YORK NY - A battle broke out Friday for control of Wachovia, as Wells Fargo agreed to pay $14.8 billion for the struggling bank, while Citigroup and federal regulators insisted that Citi's earlier and lower-priced takeover offer go forward.

The surprise announcement that Wachovia Corp. agreed to be acquired by San Francisco-based Wells Fargo & Co. in the all-stock deal without government assistance upended what had appeared to be a carefully examined arrangement and caught regulators off guard.

Wells' original offer totaled about $15.1 billion, but since the value of its shares closed down 60 cents Friday, the deal is now valued at about $14.8 billion.

Only four days earlier, Citigroup Inc. agreed to pay $2.1 billion for Wachovia's banking operations in a deal that would have the help of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.

The head of the FDIC said the agency is standing behind the Citigroup agreement, but that it is reviewing all proposals and will work with the banks' regulators "to pursue a resolution that serves the public interest."

Citigroup, which demanded that Wachovia call off its deal with Wells Fargo, said its agreement with Wachovia provides that the bank will not enter into any transaction with any party other than Citi or negotiate with anyone else.

Barring legal action, the future of Wachovia will be determined by the bank's shareholders and regulators, which both have to approve a final deal.

It was clear which they preferred Friday, as Wachovia shares climbed as high as 80 percent.

The FDIC is talking out of both sides of its mouth, said Roger Cominsky, partner in law firm Hiscock & Barclay's financial institutions and lending practice. The agency says it stands behind the deal with Citigroup because it hasn't been nixed yet, he said. "But at the same time, they are saying they are reviewing all proposals."

By law, he said the FDIC is required to find the least-costly resolution for taxpayers. The Wells Fargo deal would not rely on any assistance from the government.

The Federal Reserve, which has regulatory oversight of the three big banks, said it hasn't had time to review the proposed sale of Wachovia to Wells Fargo but will work to ensure that all creditors and depositors of Wachovia are protected.

The Fed said regulators will be working with Wachovia and Wells Fargo "to achieve an outcome that protects all Wachovia creditors, including depositors, insured and uninsured, and promotes market stability."

Under Wells Fargo's deal, Wachovia shareholders would receive 0.1991 shares of Wells Fargo for every share of Wachovia stock they own, valuing Wachovia at about $7 per share. This is a nearly 80 percent premium over the stock's Thursday closing price of $3.91. Shares closed at $10 on Sept. 26, the last trading session before the deal with Citigroup was announced.

"This deal enables us to keep Wachovia intact and preserve the value of an integrated company, without government support," Robert Steel, Wachovia's president and chief executive, said in a statement.

In its planned takeover of Wachovia, Citigroup said it would assume $53 billion worth of debt and agreed to absorb up to $42 billion of losses from Wachovia's $312 billion loan portfolio. The FDIC agreed to cover any remaining losses in exchange for $12 billion in Citigroup preferred stock and warrants.

"Wells' deeper and more considered due diligence has probably revealed fewer risky assets and a larger number of higher valued assets than originally thought," said Anant Sundaram, professor of finance at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College in an e-mail to The Associated Press. "Although it is still too early to tell, this could presage a significant shift in market sentiment toward the value of companies such as Wachovia, and may suggest that there has been an overreaction in the downdraft that we saw in the past few weeks. It is a huge shot in the arm for market confidence. It is also a signal that market forces are capable of resolving some aspects of the crisis without undue congressional, and hence, taxpayer, intervention."

The fight for Wachovia comes at a turbulent time for banks and financial firms as they grapple with the ongoing credit crisis, which led to the recent bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. and the failure of Washington Mutual Inc.

It also comes at a time of unprecedented government intervention in the financial markets.

Wells Fargo may have decided to make a move as the passage of the government's financial bailout plan seemed imminent, said Donn Vickrey, co-founder and chief analyst at Gradient Analytics.

"At the time they made the decision, it looked a lot more likely that it would pass," he said. "You have the possibility of offloading these loans at a price that is higher than current values."

The failure of the government's proposed $700 billion bailout for financial institutions Monday cast doubt on whether Citigroup would be able to rid itself of some of Wachovia's bad debt.

The proposal would have allowed Citigroup to sell Wachovia's distressed mortgage-related assets to the government for a profit.

Congress approved a sweetened version of the bailout plan Friday and President Bush quickly signed it.

The core of the plan remains little changed from its inception the Treasury Department would have $700 billion at its disposal to purchase bad mortage-related securities that are weighing down the balance sheets of institutions that hold them.

But in analyzing the deal, Wells Fargo assumed it would not sell any of the loans to the government.

"We couldn't assume that they would necessarily give us prices equal to what we think the values are," said Chairman Dick Kovacevich in an interview with The Associated Press.

Wells Fargo said it expects to take a $74 billion hit on Wachovia's $498 billion loan portfolio. That values the portfolio at 85 cents on the dollar. But the most troubled real estate loans, known as pick-a-pay where borrowers got low introductory rates and were allowed to defer some interest payments until later years are worth only an estimated 74 cents on the dollar, according to a fact sheet released by Wells Fargo.

The bank said it expects to incur the majority of credit costs in the next two years, and for the transaction to add meaningfully to earnings after that.

One factor that did play in to the deal was the clarification of a tax rule issued this week by the Internal Revenue Service.

On Tuesday, the IRS issued guidance on a rule allowing companies to offset losses from companies they acquire with tax breaks applied to their profits after the takeover.

"It was an element that gave us clarity on an area of uncertainty," Kovacevich said.

The potentially bigger tax offsets could boost the income of banks that buy other banks with losses from mortgage assets.

"We suspect that the new IRS guidance allowed Wells Fargo to place a higher bid for Wachovia today than it might have been willing to a few days ago," said Jeff Harte, an analyst at Sandler O'Neill & Partners, in a note issued Friday.

Essentially, Wells Fargo could use the $74 billion of tax losses on Wachovia's loan writedowns to offset its own income, which means the bank's taxes could be much lower for several years, said Deutsche Bank analyst Mike Mayo.

In connection with the agreement, Wachovia is issuing Wells Fargo preferred stock representing 39.9 percent of Wachovia's voting power. This increases the probability that the transaction gets consummated quickly and that Wells Fargo will receive a positive shareholder vote, Wells Fargo said.

Wells Fargo plans to issue up to $20 billion of stock, primarily common stock, to maintain a strong capital position.

Charlotte will be the headquarters for the combined company's East Coast retail and commercial and corporate banking business. St. Louis will remain the headquarters of Wachovia Securities.

The combined company will have total deposits of $713 billion and more than 6,500 locations more than any other bank in the U.S.

While there is some overlap in states like California and Texas, the deal essentially opens up the entire East Coast to Wells Fargo, giving it a footprint in new markets such as New York and Miami.

In terms of total assets, a combined Wells Fargo-Wachovia would have $1.37 trillion in estimated pro forma assets as of the end of this year. As of June 30, Bank of America Corp. had $2.72 trillion in assets including those of Merrill Lynch & Co., which it is acquiring. Citigroup had $2.10 trillion and J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. had about $1.78 trillion, including WaMu's assets.

"This is the transaction that we thought should have been done and makes sense," Mayo said. "The biggest loser, in our view, is Citi, and we suspect that there is no breakup fee since their agreement with Wachovia was not finalized."

Citigroup has not turned a profit for three straight quarters, and lost a total of $17.4 billion in that period after writing down its assets by about $46 billion. That's the most write-downs of any U.S. bank.

While Wells Fargo has logged three straight quarters of profit declines, the bank has been weathering one of the nation's worst credit crises much better than most of its competitors, in part because it had less exposure to the subprime mortgages whose failure undermined the financial sector.

Wachovia shares rose $2.30, or 58.8 percent, to close Friday at $6.21. Wells shares slipped 60 cents to $34.56, and Citigroup shares dropped $4.15, or 18.4 percent, to $18.35.

Anonymous said...

All Realtors, Mortgage Brokers, Lenders, and Appraisers are low life scum con artist shit for brains piss wads that should be put in prison forever.

They have ruined America.
Lets kill them all, NOW !!!

Pancho, Lefty and Me said...

Make Them ALL Legal Citizens

They should suffer... like the rest of us.
All your mexican bastard am belong to us, now.
Viva Mexico, the fifty-first state of the union.
After all, this was always the plan, anyway.

HEY GRINGO TAXPAYERS said...

WILL YOU BAIL OUT MEXICO DRUG LORDS TOO?

HA HA HA, SUCKAS!

every adult masturbates said...

Spank the monkey, slam the ham, choke the chicken, yank hank, flog the log, who cares?

defeat the nigger said...

Megan McCain joins Paris Hilton's Hot Blondes Against Black Racists...

get a clue, got a clue said...

History Lesson --
2000 --voted for Bush because the alt. was fat boy Gore who couldn't win his home state & I had heard enough of him with Slick Willie the womanizer
2004 -- voted for Bush because alt. was Kerry and he isn't man enough to stand up to the catsup queen!
2008 --voting for McCain / Palin because the alt. is a liberal Muslim that will sell your sorry ass (and few other mental midgets) down the river --hope you like grabbing your ankles and taking for the next 'Black' shaft!

obama has won said...

Americans are PISSED. There is no way the GOP will be rewarded with 4 more years after what it has done to this country. If you vote for mccain your either a racist or a moron.

Fact: The Economy Killed McCain's Campaign It's Over

more greed said...

The Bailout we are paying for is loaded with pork and rewards,

this is damn funny said...

Shave and a haircut:

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken.

The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying,

'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'

McCain replied, 'Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Howard Stern gets hitched said...

Once avowing to never marry again, Howard Stern ties the knot with model Beth Ostrosky

hope he goes to jail said...

Simpson guilty of armed robbery, kidnapping

scum alert said...

AZ Property Wholesalers Sucks
These spamming ass realtors all belong in jail.

how will wall street react? said...

It's wait and see after Bush signs $700 billion rescue bill...

pesky begone said...

Another Idiot Ad on craigslist (CL)
======
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here we come said...

Affirmative Action
Open Borders
Relations with hostile Islamic Regimes
Displaced, disease infected African blacks coming to America

That's Obama the President

Ummmm Tasty said...

I like Mexican Tacos........especial when properly stuff inside a tight young beautiful Mexican girls pussy

HOW MANY TIMES said...

do i have to tell you, i rule this board, and all you mexican bastards will speak english or i'll crack your jaw

Anonymous said...

What should I do with a foul mouth bitch at work?

ROFMAO said...

re, foul mouth bitches...

put them on their knees, shove a big cock down there throat till they throw-up

HIRD WORLD DOG EATERS said...

Hey assholes
condemn cultural prejudices...
try some BBQ dog

just cant' get enough said...

of those young tight Asian Thai pussy whores.

Sick of Politics as usual said...

Can't get any real news anymore...
these asshole cable news networks all think Obama and McCain are the only news in town.
They don't get it, 70% of Americans can't stand either one of them!

this is a good 1 said...

A Car Ad on craigslist (CL) in Washington DC... the home of our politicians

=======
’72 Maverick.

*White
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*Leaks fluids
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*Horrible on gas, but who really wants a hybrid?
*Hopefully will last another 4 years

Stored for 5 years. This alone makes up for any deficiencies and makes the old timer a must have.

Buy now and I’ll include an attractive bauble, picked up in Alaska. It’s all fluff and brings no real value but it looks real nice hanging on the car.

It is definitely a Ford, produced by Ford, looks like a Ford, runs like a Ford… it’s a Ford but it can be passed off as a Mercury Comet if it suits your needs.

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Michelle Obams is ..... said...

giving away 1-tons of bananas today, batteries not included.

ROFMAO said...

re, Mexican Tacos...

Are they the soft shell or crunchy type?

biggest cock wad asshole said...

Alan Robinson
alanr@pteregroup.com
AZ Property Wholesalers

I hate spamming low scum bucket do nothing shit-4-brains idiot con artist Realtors!

Women & Cats... said...

never date a cunt with a cat!

so does my penis said...

Paris Hilton says she wants a best friend who's "hot" and loyal.

bjah. blah, blah said...

In the end, O.J. Simpson comes up a loser in Vegas

please nigga enough said...

re, O.J. Simpson

she likes it, she really does said...

What's white and nine inches?

My cock inside Paris Hilton!

joe told me it was so... said...

Michelle Obama has...

Centipedes in her vagina!

nyuk nyuk said...

HEY OJ, YOU DROPPED YOUR SOAP!

In The White House said...

Yes, I picture a lazy coon with aids for the next 4-years!

Anonymous said...

If it's OBAMA in 08

The it has to be OSAMA in 09

in silly phila said...

Wake up now, Obama is a tax and spend liberal

White and L.o.L. in Las Vegas said...

hey there OJ,

dont u know niggas shouldn't go to Vegas?

stop, read, be informed said...

Goddamn America......

I am Michelle Obama, and I approved this message.

paid for by elect Obama in 08 said...

Obama says the White House and the America Taxpayer is like BLACK MONOPLY.

be advised said...

ECONOMIC CRISIS; LEADERS FROM MEXICO, US, AND CANADA MEET to discuss merger to save the US economy and creation of the Amero, money that can be used in across the whole continent.. its not too far off folks.. take a look at whats happening around you.

Nanny allegedly cheated families for 5-years said...

Mexican Child Care Scam puts your children at risk:
LOS ANGELES - Kim Lewis remembers feeling lucky when Patricia Villamarin agreed to become the nanny for her 3-month old twins six years ago.

The attorney was impressed by Villamarin's experience watching over twins and was pleased when the nanny recounted their many "enriching" trips to the aquarium, farmer's markets, parks and libraries.

Then, she found out that she was a victim of what authorities now describe as an elaborate fraud.

The L.A. city attorney's office this week accused Villamarin of running a five-year scheme in which she agreed to care for children in mid-city neighborhoods, but then dumped them off at an unlicensed day-care center in a Hollywood apartment so she could work selling produce.

The misdemeanor grand theft charges name five families, each with two children placed in her care, including Lewis' twins. But authorities said they believe as many as 30 children could be involved, and the investigation is continuing.

Villamarin allegedly told parents she wanted to "expose" children to various cultural activities as an excuse for getting them out of the house. Once she received permission to take the children out, she allegedly dropped them off at the apartment and went to work at a Chinatown farmer's market selling fruit.

Villamarin paid the woman running the unlicensed day-care between $5 and $10 for each child. Villamarin end up making "tens of thousands of dollars," Rivera said, because the parent paid her between $12 and $16 an hour for each child she cared for.

The charges leave Lewis feeling betrayed.

"I treated her like a member of my family, I trusted her with my children, who are the most precious things in my life," she said. "I believed she was a good person, and I was shocked to find out that I could have been so wrong about somebody."

Lewis got Villamarin's name from another parent at a support group for families with twins or other multiple children. They hit it off right away, and Lewis said she came to trust and respect the nanny. Villamarin would often handle the kids all day and even into the night when Lewis was working late.


Lewis said she found it strange later when her kids spoke of napping in the "library," but Villamarin often corrected the children when they misspoke. So Lewis didn't think anything was wrong, until she was told by another parent who employed Villamarin that something was seriously amiss.

Authorities say the alleged scheme began to crumble in May, when Villamarin decided to start taking Thursdays off while working for one family with 6-month-old twins. She negotiated the hiring of an "assistant nanny" named Blanca Mendez, whom she had met at a Jewish Community Center, Rivera said. Villamarin allegedly told the assistant nanny, "Tell them I'm your relative, let me do the talking, we'll get you hired, and you'll work for them on Thursdays," Rivera said. "So it was deceitful from the beginning."

Mexican Military headed to Phoenix said...

Hamas trained Mexican Narco Terrorists:

Associated Press is Reprting -

TIJUANA, Mexico - Police have found nine more bodies dumped around the Mexican border city of Tijuana, where nearly 50 people have been killed in a week of violence related to the drug trade.

Municipal police found five of the bodies Saturday between two small shopping centers in the eastern part of the city. They had been beaten and had their hands bound.

The bodies of two beheaded men were found wrapped in blankets on a road elsewhere in the city, according to the Baja California state Attorney General's Office. The heads were in black plastic bags nearby.
A piece of cardboard left by the bodies read: "These are the bricklayer's people." On Monday, a message found with 12 bodies next to a Tijuana elementary school threatened "all of those who are with The Engineer.' "

State prosecutor Rommel Moreno has blamed the violence on warring leaders within the Arellano Felix drug gang. More than 400 people have been killed in drug-related violence in the city across from San Diego this year, including at least 49 this week.

On Friday night, two men were found shot to death in the same empty lot near the elementary school where the 12 bodies were found Monday.

Execution-style killings, beheadings and shootouts have soared across Mexico since the army and federal police intensified their fight against the drug trade nearly two years ago.

In the southern city of Oaxaca, four banners purportedly signed by the Gulf Cartel blamed another drug gang, La Familia, for a Sept. 15 grenade attack that killed eight people during Independence Day celebrations in another Mexican state capital, Morelia.

Police earlier arrested three alleged Gulf Cartel hit men accused of throwing the grenades into crowds of revelers. Messages in the name of La Familia have blamed the Gulf Cartel for the attack.

Police quickly took down the banners. Oaxaca state police commissioner Jorge Quezadas said they

USMC Sniper said...

re, Hamas trained Mexican Narco Terrorists...
well good when they get here I'll kill them all.
I've never met a stinking Muslim or Gang Banger who could shoot straight!

The Obama Lies said...

Obama's Connection to Fannie/Freddie and Franklin Raines:

Abraham Lincoln said, "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time."

Right now, the polls indicate that a whole lot of the people are being fooled a whole lot of the time.

The current financial bailout crisis has propelled Barack Obama back into a substantial lead over John McCain-- which is astonishing in view of which man and which party has had the most to do with bringing on this crisis.

It raises the question: Do facts matter? Or is Obama's rhetoric and the media's spin enough to make facts irrelevant?

Fact Number One: It was liberal Democrats, led by Senator Christopher Dodd and Congressman Barney Frank, who for years-- including the present year-- denied that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were taking big risks that could lead to a financial crisis.

It was Senator Dodd, Congressman Frank and other liberal Democrats who for years refused requests from the Bush administration to set up an agency to regulate Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

It was liberal Democrats, again led by Dodd and Frank, who for years pushed for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to go even further in promoting subprime mortgage loans, which are at the heart of today's financial crisis.

Alan Greenspan warned them four years ago. So did the Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers to the President. So did Bush's Secretary of the Treasury, five years ago.

Yet, today, what are we hearing? That it was the Bush administration "right-wing ideology" of "de-regulation" that set the stage for the financial crisis. Do facts matter?

We also hear that it is the free market that is to blame. But the facts show that it was the government that pressured financial institutions in general to lend to subprime borrowers, with such things as the Community Reinvestment Act and, later, threats of legal action by then Attorney General Janet Reno if the feds did not like the statistics on who was getting loans and who wasn't.

Is that the free market? Or do facts not matter?

Then there is the question of being against the "greed" of CEOs and for "the people." Franklin Raines made $90 million while he was head of Fannie Mae and mismanaging that institution into crisis.

Who in Congress defended Franklin Raines? Liberal Democrats, including Maxine Waters and the Congressional Black Caucus, at least one of whom referred to the "lynching" of Raines, as if it was racist to hold him to the same standard as white CEOs.

Even after he was deposed as head of Fannie Mae, Franklin Raines was consulted this year by the Obama campaign for his advice on housing!

The Washington Post criticized the McCain campaign for calling Raines an adviser to Obama, even though that fact was reported in the Washington Post itself on July 16th.

The tie between Barack Obama and Franklin Raines is not all one-way. Obama has been the second-largest recipient of Fannie Mae's financial contributions, right after Senator Christopher Dodd.

But ties between Obama and Raines? Not if you read the mainstream media.

Facts don't matter much politically if they are not reported.

The media alone are not alone in keeping the facts from the public. Republicans, for reasons unknown, don't seem to know what it is to counter-attack. They deserve to lose.

But the country does not deserve to be put in the hands of a glib and cocky know-it-all, who has accomplished absolutely nothing beyond the advancement of his own career with rhetoric, and who has for years allied himself with a succession of people who have openly expressed their hatred of America.

The Obama Lies Part 2 said...

The Obama-Khalidi Connection

Middle East scholar Daniel Pipes will discuss the close relationship between Barack Obama and Rashid Khalidi - Palestinian supporter and the professor at Columbia University - on a special broadcast of "Hannity's America" which will air tomorrow night at 9:00 PM eastern time.

Khalidi is a former professor at the University of Illinois and was a close friend of Barack Obama and his wife Michelle. At a farewell dinner for Khalidi before he took the Columbia job, Obama 's speech was filled with glowing praise for his friend, including references to the many meals they had shared. He thanked Khalidi for opening his eyes about the problems of the Palestinians.

Khalidi himself has given vocal support to suicide bombers:

During documented speeches and public events, Khalidi has called Israel an "apartheid system in creation" and a destructive "racist" state.

He has multiple times expressed support for Palestinian terror, calling suicide bombings response to "Israeli aggression." He dedicated his 1986 book, "Under Siege," to "those who gave their lives ... in defense of the cause of Palestine and independence of Lebanon." Critics assailed the book as excusing Palestinian terrorism.

Khalidi's wife Mona ran the Chicago area charity, the Arab American Action Network, that received substantial assistance from the Woods Fund, a left wing foundation that Obama and unreconstructed terrorist Bill Ayers were Board members. The AAAN was notorious for its pro-Palestianian sympathies.

America is waiting said...

fuck all you Mexican Bastards
and you Muslims too!

marriage is for idiots said...

Women are crazy, I'm glad I'm single and my bank account is mine.

Today's Question? said...

What or Who do you HATE?

Lu Lu said...

Todays Question-What do I hate?
My answer...
People who play the race card.

an independent voter said...

re, Todays Question - What do I hate?

answer...

Barack Hussein Obama and the entire Liberal machine that is destroying America.

Orlando FL said...

re,re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

the answer is:

Cubans...
Fuck All You Cuban Bastards

in america said...

rerere-Todays Question-What do I hate?

Answer:

I agree with the first poster, People who play the race card.
I hate hearing the word racist,
I don't think about other races until some jackass comes along tells everyone who is white they are a racist.
Non-Whites are the real racist.

please nigga said...

re, re, RE: Todays Question-What do I hate?

RAP Music.
Like spitting into a microphone is real music, get real!

how to stop junk mail said...

Junk your junk mail

Use these nine tips to help save some of the 100 million trees chopped down annually to produce junk mail in the United States:

1.Register your name with the Direct Marketing Association's Mail Preference Service. After you do this, the DMA will add you to its "Do Not Mail" database.
2.If you do business with a company via mail services, it will put you on its contact list. So the first time you make a transaction (such as placing an order) with that company, ask to be put on its "in-house suppress" or "do not promote" lists. Tell the company not to "rent" or share your name with other companies.
3.To stop junk mail from credit card, mortgage, and insurance companies, try going to OptOutPreScreen.com which allows you to remove your name from lists generated by the four major credit bureaus Equifax, Innovis, TransUnion, and Experian.
4.Get the Stop the Junk Mail Kit from the Consumer Research Institute. This kit comes with pre-addressed postcards for you to send to companies that send you those annoying catalogs, wasteful postcards, and unnecessary brochures.
5.Several subscription services will reduce your junk mail for you. You can pay a fee to join Stop the Junk Mail which offers an online service to reduce junk mail. Also, check out GreenDimes - for a dime a day, this service will reduce your junk mail and plant a tree in your name every month.
6.If you're fed up with other types of junk (faxes, email, phone calls, etc.), take a look at JunkBusters.com.
7.Try calling the phone number listed under the publisher details on the junk mail. Often if you call or email, the company will remove you from the mailing list for a publication.
8.If you've done everything above and there's still a trickle of junk still getting through, try one of these "Return to Waster" stamps, stamp the junk, and put it into a mailbox. Unless the marketer paid for first-class mail, the the junk isn't likely to make it back to the company; stamping the junk is more of an act of protest. The more people who do it, however, the more attention the issue will get.
9.And if, after all that, a few pieces of junk mail get through, try upcycling. Turn your junk mail into pieces of art, bookmarks, packing materials, envelopes, and more.

our govt says deal with it said...

Tuberculosis: An ancient disease continues to thrive.

The biggest carriers into the USA are illegal immigrants.

newest creative tax methods said...

New parking meters zero out after car leaves its space.

doing what the courts should do said...

Father Chokes a Sex Offender to Death

The father has done what any and all fathers should do. He administered the proper sleeper hold technique to a rapist. There is sleeper hold, then there is proper sleeper hold. Proper sleeper hold means that they never wake up.

INDIANAPOLIS – A man who police said broke into a home with the intention of sexually assaulting a 17-year-old girl in her bedroom died after a struggle with the girl’s father.

David Meyers, 52, was pronounced dead shortly after officers arrived following a report of a home invasion in the 3500 block of West 79th Street at about 3:20 a.m. on Sunday, police said.

Officers said they found Robert McNally, 64, on the floor with his arm around the neck of Meyers, struggling to hold him down. When officers told McNally he could let go, they found that Meyers was unresponsive.

The Marion County coroner ruled on Monday that he was strangled to death.

Indianapolis police Sgt. Matt Mount said Meyers had come into the home naked, except for a mask and latex gloves.

“He had rope, had a knife, had condoms, had a gag,” Mount said.

David Meyers
David Meyers

The teen awoke to find a naked man in her room and began screaming, alerting McNally, police said.

Meyers was a registered sex offender and was released from prison two years ago after he had served 10 years of a 20-year sentence for criminal confinement and sexual deviate conduct stemming from a case in Hamilton County.

As the old marine adage goes “if you’ve come to a fair fight, you’ve come unprepared”; I strongly believe that the father could have made things so much easier, by just having a gun.

You see, had the good guy had a gun to begin with, he would have eliminated some unnecessary risks and/or unpleasant experiences which I’ve listed here for you.

1. Getting cut by the vato. He did have a knife, and those things can put an eye out you know.
2. Being karate chopped. Maybe the offender knows karate. I know people who know karate, and being karate chopped is the last thing I would ever want to be.
3. Being urinated upon while the struggle ensues. The dude left his big boy shorts at home. You wanna wrassle with that loaded pistol flying in every direction? Another good way to lose an eye.
4. Upon their arrival, being discovered by the local police force, spooning with a naked dude who’s asleep in your arms. omg! teh ghey rumors will fly.

I’m sure there are plenty of more risks and situations that I wouldn’t want to take, but I’m too lazy to figger them out. Too lazy to wrassle nekkid bad guys. C’mon guys. Think about it. It’s so much easier to point and click the 1911. You still get a full nights sleep.

Anonymous said...

re, ather Chokes a Sex Offender to Death

give the guy a medal

moa said...

re, re, RE: re-Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate people who say they hate HATERS!!!

Anonymous said...

re, re, re,re, Todays Question-What do I hate....

I hate Diversity

Fuck all you equal rights fanatics
People are NOT equal, and never will be

what is there to like said...

re, re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

simple-
i hate all politicians

encantoman said...

re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate Malaysia.
Malaysia Sucks
American Companies who do business in Malaysia should be arrested and put out of business!

Mr San Diego said...

re-re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate people from Phoenix

Islam Sucks said...

re, re, re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate Muslims
Make a Friend, Piss on a Muslim Today, they like it!

angry mother said...

re, re, re, re, re,re,re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate John McCain and the Republican War Machine!

mr xxx said...

re, re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate craigslist posters

Mr. W-C-Q said...

re, re, re, re, re, re, re, Todays Question-What do I hate?

I hate Mexicans.
Kill all the MIGGERS.
These beaner cockroach bastards on a plague on America.

The Bronx Kid, NYC said...

re, todays question, what do I hate?

I hate California.
I hate anyone who lives in California.
I hate anyone who has ever lived in California.

great job said...

Sara Palin Links Obama to Terrorists

execute them all said...

Q4Today
What do I hate?

I hate child molesters.

lu lu said...

obama will increase government spending

Farmer Jose' said...

Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpio for presidente' of Mexico...

The only MAN for the job!

ass, tits, and pussy hanging out said...

Have you ever tried phat black pussy before?

obama supporters said...

so you support a black cock, you like to support, like a jock strap does.

Hey Obama Supporters said...

......gots any bananas?

religion is for ass clowns said...

Q4Today
What do I hate?

I hate Karma and people who believe in it.

i am a handsome dude said...

Q4Today
What do I hate?

I hate BBW's
Fat people, be appraised, you have to know your limitations, and if you dress size is bigger than an '8' - YES you are FAT!

so you're 16 and think your an adult said...

...but you still have cartoon characters on your underwear

Vote For Sheriff Joe Arpaio said...

save Phoenix from the criminal Mexican hordes

dwell on this said...

If idiots were forbidden by law to reproduce......

most of Arizona would be fucking uninhabbited.

That's fine if obama wins said...

But the first sign of him fucking up, I am taking it out on the nearest dumbo-crat.

I saw an Obama Sticker Today said...

So I spit a on the car's windshield.

nuff said...

I turn my back on all democrats.

ha ha ha ha said...

When Obama wins, I am starting a hunting club, to shoot Liberals onsite.

smite ye all said...

I'll tell you what I hate...

I hate fags and lesbos, they are anti nature, and part of the devils doing!

paybacks are hell said...

Well now folks, when Obama wins, Michelle is going to spend the next four years on her knees sucking so much cock to repay all those favors she promised.

cause john mccain is gonna lose said...

I feel like im kicking a puppy,

here's your tax dollars at work said...

Ya know, we all have different political opinions around here. But I'll not hold my breath for anyone to say that this is good. The bailout went from 3 pages to almost 500 pages long...

Energy Related Targeted Tax Credits and Changes

Sec. 101. Renewable energy credit.
Sec. 102. Production credit for electricity produced from marine renewables.
Sec. 103. Energy credit.
Sec. 104. Energy credit for small wind property.
Sec. 105. Energy credit for geothermal heat pump systems.
Sec. 106. Credit for residential energy efficient property.
Sec. 107. New clean renewable energy bonds.
Sec. 108. Credit for steel industry fuel.
Sec. 109. Special rule to implement FERC and State electric restructuring policy.
Sec. 111. Expansion and modification of advanced coal project investment credit.
Sec. 112. Expansion and modification of coal gasification investment credit.
Sec. 113. Temporary increase in coal excise tax; funding of Black Lung Disability Trust Fund.
Sec. 114. Special rules for refund of the coal excise tax to certain coal producers and exporters.
Sec. 115. Tax credit for carbon dioxide sequestration.
Sec. 116. Certain income and gains relating to industrial source carbon dioxide treated as qualifying income for publicly traded partnerships.
Sec. 117. Carbon audit of the tax code.
Sec. 201. Inclusion of cellulosic biofuel in bonus depreciation for biomass ethanol plant property.
Sec. 202. Credits for biodiesel and renewable diesel.
Sec. 203. Clarification that credits for fuel are designed to provide an incentive for United States production.
Sec. 204. Extension and modification of alternative fuel credit.
Sec. 205. Credit for new qualified plug-in electric drive motor vehicles.
Sec. 206. Exclusion from heavy truck tax for idling reduction units and advanced insulation.
Sec. 207. Alternative fuel vehicle refueling property credit.
Sec. 208. Certain income and gains relating to alcohol fuels and mixtures, biodiesel fuels and mixtures, and alternative fuels and mixtures treated as qualifying income for publicly traded partnerships.
Sec. 209. Extension and modification of election to expense certain refineries.
Sec. 210. Extension of suspension of taxable income limit on percentage depletion for oil and natural gas produced from marginal properties.
Sec. 211. Transportation fringe benefit to bicycle commuters.
Sec. 301. Qualified energy conservation bonds.
Sec. 302. Credit for nonbusiness energy property.
Sec. 303. Energy efficient commercial buildings deduction.
Sec. 304. New energy efficient home credit.
Sec. 305. Modifications of energy efficient appliance credit for appliances produced after 2007.
Other Tax Credits and Changes

Sec. 101. Extension of alternative minimum tax relief for nonrefundable personal credits.
Sec. 102. Extension of increased alternative minimum tax exemption amount.
Sec. 103. Increase of AMT refundable credit amount for individuals with longterm unused credits for prior year minimum tax liability, etc.
Sec. 201. Deduction for State and local sales taxes.
Sec. 202. Deduction of qualified tuition and related expenses.
Sec. 203. Deduction for certain expenses of elementary and secondary school teachers.
Sec. 204. Additional standard deduction for real property taxes for nonitemizers.
Sec. 205. Tax-free distributions from individual retirement plans for charitable purposes.
Sec. 206. Treatment of certain dividends of regulated investment companies.
Sec. 207. Stock in RIC for purposes of determining estates of nonresidents not citizens.
Sec. 208. Qualified investment entities.
Sec. 301. Extension and modification of research credit.
Sec. 302. New markets tax credit.
Sec. 303. Subpart F exception for active financing income.
Sec. 304. Extension of look-thru rule for related controlled foreign corporations.
Sec. 305. Extension of 15-year straight-line cost recovery for qualified leasehold improvements and qualified restaurant improvements; 15-year straight-line cost recovery for certain improvements to retail space.
Sec. 306. Modification of tax treatment of certain payments to controlling exempt organizations.
Sec. 307. Basis adjustment to stock of S corporations making charitable contributions of property.
Sec. 308. Increase in limit on cover over of rum excise tax to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.
Sec. 309. Extension of economic development credit for American Samoa.
Sec. 310. Extension of mine rescue team training credit.
Sec. 311. Extension of election to expense advanced mine safety equipment.
Sec. 312. Deduction allowable with respect to income attributable to domestic production activities in Puerto Rico.
Sec. 313. Qualified zone academy bonds.
Sec. 314. Indian employment credit.
Sec. 315. Accelerated depreciation for business property on Indian reservations.
Sec. 316. Railroad track maintenance.
Sec. 317. Seven-year cost recovery period for motorsports racing track facility.
Sec. 318. Expensing of environmental remediation costs.
Sec. 319. Extension of work opportunity tax credit for Hurricane Katrina employees.
Sec. 320. Extension of increased rehabilitation credit for structures in the Gulf Opportunity Zone.
Sec. 321. Enhanced deduction for qualified computer contributions.
Sec. 322. Tax incentives for investment in the District of Columbia.
Sec. 323. Enhanced charitable deductions for contributions of food inventory.
Sec. 324. Extension of enhanced charitable deduction for contributions of book inventory.
Sec. 325. Extension and modification of duty suspension on wool products; wool research fund; wool duty refunds.
Sec. 401. Permanent authority for undercover operations.
Sec. 402. Permanent authority for disclosure of information relating to terrorist activities.
Sec. 501. $8,500 income threshold used to calculate refundable portion of child tax credit.
Sec. 502. Provisions related to film and television productions.
Sec. 503. Exemption from excise tax for certain wooden arrows designed for use by children.
Sec. 504. Income averaging for amounts received in connection with the Exxon Valdez litigation.
Sec. 505. Certain farming business machinery and equipment treated as 5-year property.
Sec. 506. Modification of penalty on understatement of taxpayer’s liability by tax return preparer.
Sec. 512. Mental health parity.
Sec. 601. Secure rural schools and community self-determination program.
Sec. 602. Transfer to abandoned mine reclamation fund.
Sec. 702. Temporary tax relief for areas damaged by 2008 Midwestern severe storms, tornados, and flooding.
Sec. 703. Reporting requirements relating to disaster relief contributions.
Sec. 704. Temporary tax-exempt bond financing and low-income housing tax relief for areas damaged by Hurricane Ike.
Sec. 706. Losses attributable to federally declared disasters.
Sec. 707. Expensing of Qualified Disaster Expenses.
Sec. 708. Net operating losses attributable to federally declared disasters.
Sec. 709. Waiver of certain mortgage revenue bond requirements following federally declared disasters.
Sec. 710. Special depreciation allowance for qualified disaster property.
Sec. 711. Increased expensing for qualified disaster assistance property.
Sec. 712. Coordination with Heartland disaster relief.
Sec. 801. Nonqualified deferred compensation from certain tax indifferent parties.

take note -
"In Russia, people rob banks

In America, the banks rob you"

ROFLMO said...

5:37 am and I just had a bowel movement

I feel clean. I feel fresh.
It must be that Thai food I had last night!

hillbilly in bangkok thailand said...

lau khow marinated dog meat

WEE DOOGIES! THEM IS GOOD EATIN'

lu lu said...

RE: dog meat

Very informative, now I know why my parents never ate Asian food from resturants.

hey lu lu said...

you're a dumb cunt

lu lu has spoken said...

re: you're a dumb cunt -

OK, then you're a cock juggling, cum gurgling, ugly ass ladyboy.

Anonymous said...

Mexican Species:
Sub human..
should be killed and turned into cat food.

that is all

getting a bar whore said...

Had me a Thai girl, she saw my big cock and wanted to run.
I held her down and shoved my jockey shorts in her mouth and my cock in her tight hole.
She was gagging and squirming, but then finally settled into my throbbing member as i continued to give it to her without mercy.

mr. w-c-q said...

Mexico, corrupt shithole of the universe.

ROFLMO said...

re, re, dog neat

Q) What's the difference between Thai and Mexican Food?

A) in Thailand they just kill the dog, BBQ it, and eat it.

In Mexico the beaners fuck the dogs first before they ground the meat to make tacos.

check the spelling said...

Another complete moron on craigslist (CL), this one in Phoenix Arizona...
=========
Do you like the scent of a WOMAN?
Does anyonw out there ENJOY a womans scent ...
Do you like the way her Pantie smell??????
WANNA BUY SOME ???

smile (hahah) said...

i look at thease postings a lot and u people make me laugh.
thats all i got.

I hate Liberals said...

Muslims suck
They are evil
They want to destroy America
Obama is a Muslim.

be it known said...

Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor, wrote in 1787:

“A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.”

“A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.”

Lifecycle of Civilizations said...

“The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequences:

1. from bondage to spiritual faith;

2. from spiritual faith to great courage;

3. from courage to liberty;

4. from liberty to abundance;

5. from abundance to complacency;

6. from complacency to apathy;

7. from apathy to dependence;

8. from dependence back into bondage”

Given the nature of our elections, it’s evident we’re somewhere in complacency/ apathy/dependence stage. Is free healthcare, government run education, welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, and perhaps one day soon, a free Soviet-style bread line worth it?

On November 4, vote accordingling. Just remember, Obama has told us what 'he' will do for 'us', once elected. Also remember, before this gets further out of hand, it's "we the people", not BO or Mc will take care of us.

It's time for a revolution. Except no one seems to be interested yet.

ALF said...

I love CATS.

They are so tasty.
But those damn fur balls keep getting stuck in my throat.

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