Oct 1, 2008

Archived Postings for October 2008

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The following are archived postings for the Month of October 2008.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

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Anonymous said...

I heard Sara Palin paid an x-special ops guy to sneak into Michelle Obama's bedroom and steal her vibrator....

It looks like a banana

Anonymous said...

A Cambodian couple saws their house in half as they were hoping to avoid the country's convoluted divorce process inPrey Veng province near Phnom Penh.

Anonymous said...

GW Bush says U.S. will work with partners on credit crisis...

that's a polite way of saying the U.S. Taxpayer will bail their worthless asses out.

Anonymous said...

Chrysler, GM discuss merger, acquisition:

This is big news for Wall Street, and bad news for the consumer.

Anonymous said...

marriage is for idiots, so if gays and lesbians want to marry, good, ket them experience the hardship of divorce and pay alimony and child support (for adopted children)....
that will teach them !!!

Anonymous said...

Good Morning people,
just waking up...
but I got my T.A.P.

Anonymous said...

8:37 am and I just had a bowel movement

My stomach was feeling a little uneasy until I read yesterday's rants & raves section.

Then kaboom!

I feel great.

I thought that you should know.

I know that you care.

Anonymous said...

The King Of Thailand Is A Homosexual

Anonymous said...

It's 5:45 am here in Arizona....

I also just had a bowel movement

Boy I feel great! Like Tony the Tiger GREEEEEAAAAATTT!

I feel cleansed. I feel clean.

I just thought that you should be aware, not to enter the stall at Denny's.

Anonymous said...

re, The King Of Thailand Is A Homosexual

An excellent overview of the current political situation here in Thailand.

You can't rule when you have a cock in your ass and one in your mouth...LOL.

Anonymous said...

Here in Thailand the sex trade along with all the other tourist attractions are at an all time low...
so as a owner of one of Thailand's biggest night clubs, our girls are offering a 50% discount if you mention this blog.

Anonymous said...

Biden... accused of touching his neighbors kid......

is this story true?

Anonymous said...

A few have said that I was a racist , well duh that was hard to figure out.

fuck all you Mexican bastards

Anonymous said...

It was March 6, 1836.
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo. He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall.
These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily
toward them.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said,
"Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?

Anonymous said...

re, REMEMBER the ALAMO

wow that was really funny

Anonymous said...

ACORN's MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD NATIONWIDE


I don't want a President who does this.

Anonymous said...

HE IS A FUCKING NIGGLET

Anonymous said...

against the Liberals...
save America before it's too damn late!

Anonymous said...

You must have the brain the size of a pea.. Open your mind or are there too many foriegn substances. Think about our country not your skin color. I know its hard to do....

Anonymous said...

Remember the LA riots...

we will have a NATION of this if that Muslim black asshole bastard Barack Hussein Obama doesn't get elected.

Anonymous said...

Re: Remember the LA riots

I don't give a shit if they burn down their own neighborhoods like in LA! If voting in a guy just because of his color doesn't work out for the folks ....then bring it on! Fuck that shit!

Anonymous said...

McCain Camp comming Unglued ....

Anonymous said...

re, McCain Camp comming Unglued

Obama is really putting the boots to McCain now..............
As a LEGAL non voting Immigrant... Im putting my feet up and going to see what straws McCain will try and grasp at before they return him to the Seniors Center.... What Brainchild decided to pick an Old Man to lead the Party?

Anonymous said...

Capitalism is a lie!
Workers of the world Unite.

Anonymous said...

I am GAY damn it and proud, I love cock in my mouth, up my butt hole, cum filled facials, yellow rain showers, etc,

Where;s my Hamster?

Anonymous said...

Sponge Bob My Ass ?

Anonymous said...

Obama makes my poop hurt.

Anonymous said...

Pay for your oppresions rich boys.

Anonymous said...

Won't it be wonderful

Can you imagine a LIBERAL PRESIDENT and a LIBERAL Congress? We will be able to turn around all of Bush's policy in a New York minute. Thank God! It will be like he was never here.

Anonymous said...

Child wants sedation through anal probe, not mouth

Here's a quote I read just now:

"Children who refuse to drink medications may also receive sedation through the rectum via a small, lubricated tube or via the nasal route by spraying it into the nose. Regional and local anesthesia can be combined with sedation to make patients more comfortable during a procedure in which general anesthesia is not necessary, or when general anesthesia may be too large a risk for the patient. "

WHAT

Here it is again, in shorter form:
"Children who refuse to drink medications may also receive sedation through the rectum via a small, lubricated tube"

And again
"Children who refuse to drink medications may also receive sedation through the rectum"

Essentially,
"Children...receive sedation through the rectum..."

Can you even imagine?!

"Mommy, this drink doesn't look good. Can I get it up the ass instead?"


I LOL'd hard when I read the article.

Anonymous said...

another crazy ad on craigslist, here it is...

Free horse manure -- drop off your containers, we fill

Anonymous said...

I cock is hard, come suck it bitch.

Anonymous said...

What's the Difference Between O"b"ama and O"s"ama ?????

Just a "little" bs.

Anonymous said...

What's The Difference Between McCain and a P.O.W. ??????????


IPSTICK.................

Anonymous said...

DemoCRABS are quick to complain...
they think Liberals will make the perfect world....

wow are they in for a surprise.

Anonymous said...

........that's Barack Hussein Obama, the Muslim out to destroy America from within.

Anonymous said...

2008?

Anonymous said...

re, no substance

I agree Obama is like a gas powered lawn mover without any gasoline.

Anonymous said...

Dear Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gerbil

Guys that have sex with other guys are GAY, O.K. ?

THAT'S IT, END OF STORY " !

Anonymous said...

Hey tards, I'll crack your jaw...
I rule all boards on the Internet!

Anonymous said...

Next on The Discovery Channel, "When Coloreds Attack "

NOTICE: Content may be Inappropriate for morons.

See the true story of one man's encounter of being viciously attack by colored people and their sympathizers while innocently strolling and posting through the pages of of various R-n-R blogs.

Tues. 10:00PM, Wed.7:30 P.M, Thurs.9:00 P.M.

(only on The Discovery Channel)

Anonymous said...

Bush, foreign officials pledge joint action on financial crisis.......

GW and Congress: Don't. worry my friends, the American taxpayer will continue to bail out the world, it is our destiny to bring all classes to two levels, rich and poor only. I will break the backs of the middle class once and for all.

Foreign Investors and Banks: Thank you Repubs and Dems we love your ability to manipulate these idiots into believing it is for them.

Anonymous said...

Tax rebate, food stamp money possible in stimulus package..
yes more government spending but the middle class will pay, pay, pay for it.

Anonymous said...

In uncertain economic times, more people invest in safes.

Anonymous said...

Another stupid ass ad on craigslist in Phoenix Arizona:

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Have a diaper genie that I'm giving it way.

Anonymous said...

How many lies does Obama have to get caught in before his supporters wake up? Do the want change so badly to vote for a affiliate of terrorists, a baby killer, a Muslim, a person who cannot produce a birth certificate that is not faked, a man who denies his white half, a guy who wants to redistribute wealth, a man who attended a hate whitey church. Educate yourself before you vote for a socialist pig.

Anonymous said...

VOTER FRAUD = ACORN = OBAMA

Anonymous said...

McCain and Palin are willingly inciting hatred by associating Obama w/ terrorists. The Lunatic Fringe is now the hooded jennie out of the bottle; mccain even gets booed now if he tells his audience to respect obama's character. I fear for Obama's life now and have No respect for the Lowlifes who are crashing and burning the GOP ticket into the ground just like Bush has run this country into the ground.

Anonymous said...

It was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet we, the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed the Union.

Anonymous said...

like to look at your itty bitty teeny weeny

Anonymous said...

I didn't even vote for GWB

However I cant wait till the obama bashing (as president)starts....
OH how the dumbo-crats will cry, cry, cry.

I had to sit back and watch the dumbo-crats for 8 years talk shit about GWB. Now it will be the repubs, and the independents turn to talk shit.
And we know how the dumbo-crats can't argue, or debate, so they will just cry foul, and probably call the cops, like like told the teachers back in school.

I am an INDI voter and I will support anything ANTI-oBAMA

Building 7 was not hit buy a plane, 2 streets away, and it still fell, strait down!!

Anonymous said...

Hello,
Vietnam....
I told you'd I be back.

former POW-
John McCain

Anonymous said...

n the new dodge 4 door 4x4 with the obama'08 sticker on the bumper..


truck: $30,000
sticker $.99
the 3 windows that need replaced.... aprox..$400

look on your face this morning when you found out some one took a 1100 FPS pellet rifle from across the street took out your drivers side windows x2 and the big'ol windshield..that fucker took 3 pellets, but it finally blew out......priceless!!!!!

obamas already costing some of you money........................

I feel bad for the lady I fallowed home, with an old ('04) impeach bush sticker on her side window...you don't look like you can afford what you have coming to you.....

Anonymous said...

A republican ask the dumbo-crats on the panel and cock breath bill maher himself, what has Barack Hussein Obama ever done or accomplished ?

Their answer "you only like Palin cause you have a boner for her"

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of this election. Claims and counterclaims, lies and more lies, fibs, falsifications and fairy tales.

Anonymous said...

re, they are both a joke

NO they are both puppets of the rich and powerful, many of which are foreign governments.

Anonymous said...

So who, you might ask, is behind Prop. 202?

Well, there is Wake Up Arizona, a business coalition that unsuccessfully sued the state last year hoping to get Arizona's new employer-sanctions law declared unconstitutional. Wake Up has poured more than a half-million dollars into the campaign to Stop Illegal Hiring.

And there is Mac Magruder, who owns a string of McDonald's in the Valley. And Lee Hanley, the CEO of Vestar, and David Mehl, a Tucson developer, and MJKL, which is really Jason LeVecke, which means Pizza Patrón and Carl's Jr. Also the Arizona McDonalds Operators Association, Southwest Gas, the Southern Arizona Home Builders Association, Western Growers, the Arizona Farm Bureau and the Room Store.

All vitally interested, I'm sure, in stopping the flow of illegal workers.

Nathan Sproul, spokesman for Prop. 202, says the initiative gives new tools to prosecutors, making it easier to target the underground economy and strengthening the penalties for people who knowingly accept fake IDs. But, Nathan, doesn't Prop. 202 also make it virtually impossible to go after businesses that employ illegal workers?

"We believe that if a business follows the law, they should have the predictability and security of knowing that their business will exist," Sproul explained.

The thing is: They do. Current law allows the state to revoke the licenses of businesses only if they are found to have knowingly hired illegal immigrants - twice. The law says businesses have a "rebuttable presumption" that they're innocent if they've used E-Verify.

Prop. 202 turns that into a "non-rebuttable presumption" if businesses use either E-Verify or the old system of filing I-9 forms - you know, the system that hasn't worked, well, ever.

And it requires anyone who suspects a business is breaking the law to file a signed complaint rather than allowing anonymous tips.

There are other things in there, all designed to gut Arizona's employer-sanctions law. You'll excuse Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas if he's less than appreciative of the added "tools" the business community seeks to hand him.

"If Prop. 202 passes," Thomas told me, "there will be no employer-sanctions cases. It's a fraud on the voters. Instead of stopping illegal hiring, it will enable it."

And the most outrageous part of all in a year full of outrages? It'll probably pass. The business community is expected to sink a million bucks into this campaign to Stop Illegal Hiring.

Never mind that it won't, you know, stop illegal hiring.

Anonymous said...

Mexican lady in front of me with two kids and about 7 months pregnant buys 4 of the Capri Sun fun packs for her kids. As expected, she breaks out the good old Arizona welfare card to pay for them.

Will all the financial trouble this state is in I think they need to reform the Welfare Food card program.

Anonymous said...

......YET,

Think about it.

The Revolution is coming, it cannot be stopped now!

Anonymous said...

Half and Half -

White Trash plus African/Arab Muslim

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that people are dumb enough to put a stinking nigga in office, let alone a Muslim nigga.

You assholes are going to get what you deserve.

People arm yourselves the REVOLUTION is coming.

Anonymous said...

Banana,
banana,
banana,

who's got the banana?

Obama is his name!

Anonymous said...

IMF endorses G7 action planWarns of global 'meltdown'

Anonymous said...

Thousands of terrified Christians flee killings in Iraq's Mosul.

Anonymous said...

I had a girl with a Camel Toe.
I have a big cock.
She loved it,
But she has left me for a GEEK.

Why, because he studied, has money, lots of damn money, and I was a high school jock.
Now I work for a bunch of Geeks. I am a janitor at a big Silicone Valley Geek Company, I hate it.

I am now forced to masturbate watching Camel Toe pics.
I get a new Camel Toe Picture everyday at my favorite Camel Toe Site (blog).

Come masturbate with me.
You should have studied.
http://www.cameltoepage.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

BIG news folks - Obama is NOT a citizen of the U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Just found a great website...
Try this out -

Daily Sign Post
http://dailysignpost.blogspot.com/

Funny signs from around the world.

Anonymous said...

Party Harty, Party Long, Party Naked if you must, But Party Now!

Try this bLOG,
The Daily Drunk...
http://dailydrunk.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Daily Hooters -

Here at:
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Anonymous said...

I hate Illegals...
Close the damn BORDERS.

so say us all,
join the many at:
Deport All Illegals Now

http://deportillegalsnow.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

I like this site,
Daily Gun Pictures
http://dailygunpictures.blogspot.com/

shows all kinds of guns, weapons - old and new.

Very Interesting.

Anonymous said...

another stupid post on craigslist (CL) in Phoenix Arizona, Free Section...
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ree very nice new pantyhose for halloween costume:
I have 2 pair of brand new pantyhose here (Spanx brand). They are very high quality (over $30 a pair) and brand new in package. If you want some nice pantyhose for your halloween costume this will save you some money and look great! Get it Sunday or Monday

Anonymous said...

Here's another Phoenix AZ crazy post on craigslist (CL), this one is on the Farm and Garden board....

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WANTED Pink Yard Rake - $1
Tuesday Mornings was selling these pink, Breast Cancer Awareness lawn tools. I got the pink shovel, and VOILA!! my husband's concrete laborers will NOT touch it! I got the pink hose, and need a pink rake now; and wouldnt a pink wheelbarrow be the bomb! lol Really. I want one of those rakes. Resonable price, please! Respond by email.

Anonymous said...

Can't believe the idiot post never stop on CL, yes I found another one on craigslist in Phoenix AZ, on the Farm and garden Board....

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Wally The Oryx!!! - $450
This Oryx is from the White Sands Missel Range in New Mexico. His horns are aprox 30" tall. He is in excellent condition. HE EVEN COMES WITH HIS TAIL! He has his red tag on the inside of his mouth. We are only asking $450.00 for this very unique mount. This is a local cash sale only.

Anonymous said...

Obama participated in anal rape of White boys in the late 70's

An investigative report by renowned journalist Cliff Kincaid reveals that Barack participated in a homosexual rape ring with leftist predator Allen Ginsberg. This ring also included Jim Jones, the Soviet-obsessed leader of the Jonestown cult who later was responsible for the deaths of over 900 people.

Anonymous said...

Obama and change-- definition for change


Come help a Nigger get elected...

Anonymous said...

I know it was you Gigolo Mexican Slut, and I have to admit you looked sexy wearing that blue lipstick. But that $40 blowjob you gave me was $20 too expensive, especially since it was mostly a handjob. And why'd you try to steal my cellphone you stupid whore! You're lucky it was me, a lot of guys would've beaten the shit out of you for that stunt. Stay out of politics Gigolo Slut and work on your technique

Anonymous said...

ACORN +Barack Hussein Obam= vote buying

Anonymous said...

OBAMA?
McCAIN?
it doesn't matter people, they are ONLY the spokesmen - nothing more.
FOLLOW THE MONEY
FOLLOW THE MONEY
FOLLOW THE MONEY
be informed educate yourself do not allow them to own you any longer
wake up
get angry
take a stand

Anonymous said...

YOUR MOUTH IS WRITING CHECKS YOUR ASS CANT CASH

Anonymous said...

Check out the latest Rumors and Stuff on McCain and Obama...

Just click on my link

Anonymous said...

It Has Started, The Negros are Playing the Race Card

THANK GOD !

I was begining to think they would never get around to it.

Please, all of you colored people, out there, in Obamaland, make race an issue.

White people knew you could do it, you always have.

We have been waiting for you to motivate us to vote.

Thenkewsomuch for helping us to elect John MCain.

God bless the uncontrollably enraged and mouthy colored people.

You serve your country well.

You stupid bastards.

Anonymous said...

re, Obama participated in anal rape of White boys......

why not he's half whit?

Anonymous said...

I Saw a Vision of Obama in my Driveway This Morning -

oh wait, it was just a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Anonymous said...

Saw Sara Palin's Image on My Pancake this Morning

Anonymous said...

I saw saw Michelle Obama bending over to pick up a lollipop and Joe Biden running over to try and butt fuck her!

Anonymous said...

God Came to Me In a Vision Last Night and said.....
"All your Obama am belong to us."

I was flabbergasted.

I told him I was voting for McCain.

Then, I sent him next door, to where the lesbians live, and I pointed to the negro-neighbor house, at the end of the street.

Then, I went back to sleep.

The bastard.

Anonymous said...

How long is the beast allowed to have authority in Revelations?

Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is.
Almost a four-year term of a Presidency.

All I can say is 'Lord, Have mercy on us!'

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will
be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with
persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says
that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace,
and when he is in power, will destroy everything..

Do we recognize this description??

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times as
you can! Each o pportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet..do it!
I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.

Anonymous said...

Why Obama Not an Oreo ?

Some intelligent black people who speak perfect English and refrain from using any sort of Ebonic-type speach are often referred to as "Oreos" ( a derogatory term meaning the person is black on the outside but white on the inside ) by the majority population of Ebonic-speaking black people.

Then, Why Obama not an Oreo ?

Obama wife don't speak no Ebonic either.

Why they not be Double-Stuff Oreos, then ?

I think they is.

They Oreos, both of 'em.

Do Nabisco make Oreos ?

They make crackers, I know that.

I think Obama be an Oreo who just a Cracker in disguise.

GOD DAMN YOU, NABISCO !

you dirty nigga bastards.

Anonymous said...

Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan Calls Obama "Messiah,"

Anonymous said...

re, Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan Calls Obama "Messiah"

ARRAKHAN: "You are the instruments that God is going to use to bring about universal change. And that is why Barack has captured the youth. And he has involved young people in a political process that they didn't care anything about. That's a sign. When The Messiah speaks, the youth will hear. And The Messiah is absolutely speaking".

Check it out your self.
Nation of Islam hyper-racist and anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan, whom even Time magazine has stated "spews racist venom from his mouth".

youtube confirms this, see it for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVHBLeqYo60

Anonymous said...

dreamt Last Night an Army of Retarded Palin Babies Invaded Poland

Nazi Retarded Babies started a War! and they Lost!

Anonymous said...

I'll cut to the chase here. I'm a suicide girl style gutterpunk new to phoenix and Im really lacking in the clothing department. I need some sugar from somebody and I am very fun to hang with, but noooo sex...

Anonymous said...

Can you ask a Dung Beetle to not eat shit? It is what it is.

The Beans are what they are. It ain't gonna change.

Hold it - Did somebody just say "kill the Mexican fuckers?"

Anonymous said...

Lets ALL Face it NeoNaziCons..Palin and The Economy Sunk Your Widdle Boat

Anonymous said...

He wants to buttfuck barrak hussein obama so bad......he definitely has a man crush on the liar.

Anonymous said...

NEVER buy real estate listed on craigslist (CL) or through any email spam ad.

Anonymous said...

Never buy any animal listed on any craigslist (CL) board.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ken,

Where have you been,
I just pulled the facial bukkake with 10 angry bikers outside LA.

Anonymous said...

wow, oh wow...
not able to post here for a few days, glad to see it's back up and working.

Anonymous said...

yeah i agree this blog is best much better than craigslist

Anonymous said...

Hey, did anyone see the TV ad about Yamaha ATV's?

This idiot lawyer wants to sue Yamaha because their Rhino ATV can flip over!
Hello - that's why it's called an ATV you jackass.

Anonymous said...

In the hunt for extrasolar planets, a new find is shattering records left and right.

A planet called WASP-12b is the hottest planet ever discovered (about 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit, or 2,200 degrees Celsius), and orbits its star faster and closer in than any other known world.

This sizzling monster whips its way around its parent star about once a day (for comparison, the fastest-circling planet in the solar system, Mercury, orbits the sun once every 88 days).

To make such swift progress, the planet circles extremely close-in to its star — about 2 percent of the distance from the Earth to the sun, in fact, or 2 million miles (3.4 million kilometers).

"WASP-12b is incredibly interesting, because we're at a stage in the study of exoplanets where we're finding new examples all the time," said Don Pollacco of Queen's University in Northern Ireland, who is a project scientist for the SuperWASP (Super Wide Angle Search for Planets) project that discovered WASp-12b. "It was exciting because it was the shortest period and the hottest planet, but I suspect there are even shorter period planets, and hotter planets to come."

WASP-12b is a gaseous planet, about 1.5 times the mass of Jupiter, and almost twice the size.

The planet, which orbits a star 870 light years from Earth, is especially notable because it pushes the bounds of how close planets can ever come to their stars without being destroyed.

"There is a limit because as a planet gets closer to its star, the radiation field gets more and more intense, and at some point that whole planet will be evaporated by its star," Pollacco told SPACE.com. "Before, some people thought it was impossible to find planets that had 1-day periods. I think it's so early in the whole subject, and it takes a number of objects before you can start setting limits."

The planet is also so hot that its temperature matches that of some stars. This planet, however, is definitely not a star because its mass isn't nearly large enough for the internal thermonuclear reactions that define stars.

WASP-12b is one of only about 50 extrasolar planets that have been detected through the transit method, meaning they were found by measuring the dip in brightness of their parent star as they pass in front of it and block part of its light.

"It's an incredibly hard way to detect planets, because the size of this dip when it moves across the star is very small," Pollacco said. "These objects are difficulty to find, but they're incredibly valuable when you do find them because they tell you so much."

The transit method allows astronomers to not only note the presence of a planet, but estimate its size, mass and density. And by estimating its distance from its star, researchers can deduce its rough temperature, because the closer in an object is, the hotter it gets.

All the information scientists have so far about WASP-12b indicates that this fiery ball cozily circling its star is an odd case. Yet discoveries like this raise the question, are planets like this in fact more common in the universe than planets like Earth?

"Is our solar system the freak, or are these other solar systems the freaks?" Pollacco said. "Who knows? I suspect that for life to evolve as we know it, you have to have a special set of circumstances come together to produce very specific conditions."

The SuperWASP project, based in the UK, uses telescopes in Spain's Canary Islands and in South Africa to scan the sky searching for distant planets that cross in front of their stars.

The discovery of WASP-12b was first announced in April 2008, though its distinction as the hottest and fastest-orbiting exoplanet was confirmed Oct. 11 at the annual meeting of the American Astronomical Society's Division for Planetary Sciences by co-discoverer Leslie Hebb of the University of St. Andrews in Scotland.

Anonymous said...

McCain is a nasty little troll.

Anonymous said...

Spreading the wealth

How about Barack Hussein Obama telling people who he thinks can afford to pay more in taxes? Sounds like he's punishing the successful, and rewarding the losers. I for one am not busting my ass every day to help out those underneath me. Sorry, I work to support my family, not someone else's. Can you say WELFARE?

Anonymous said...

Obama's two new ideas today

Early at a press meeting in his hotel, he stated to one reporter that he was kicking ideas around for the housing market problem. One was to buy all forclosed homes that had no hope of being paid back to the bank that held the deed, and sell them interest free to low income individuals.
Wow! Coming to your neighborhood soon. The other was to a CNN reporter who asked him about the economy. He said one idea he and staff would think about would to have wealthy people stop recieving Social Security, it would go back into the coffers and would help with the buget in the long run. I know that one will go over real big. Ask what was the cut off for income. he stated it would have to be worked out, but would assume a person with an income more than $80,000 a year would lose the benifit. Also asked if he would present all documents on his citizenship, he stated, those are private property?

Anonymous said...

I am voting for a black dude to be President of the USA and he is going to win!

Whoo hooo!!

Anonymous said...

These events are actual events from history..

They really happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnaped and massacred by Muslim male extremists.

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists.

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnaped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists.

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists.

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists.

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver was murdered by Muslim male extremists. ( remember the pilot of this flight was from Richmond, MO)
8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists.

11. On 9 /11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the W orld Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists.

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists.

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnaped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists.

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

According to The Book of Revelations:

The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.

And Now:
For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The Presidency of the United states of America .. A Male of Muslim descent who is the most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words an extremist) and in his 40's.

Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason ???

I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' candidate Obama...

Anonymous said...

The only thing more dangerous than a woman scorned, is a man with nothing left to lose...

Anonymous said...

.......dumbfuckistan

Anonymous said...

Caution....
Mexicans hang out by the animal shelter.

Anonymous said...

President Sarah Palin

Anonymous said...

Do Most Women Like Lap-Dogs

Anonymous said...

re, Do Most Women Like Lap-Dogs.......

Only if they're Mexican

Anonymous said...

I HATE CAMPAIGN SIGNS!

Anonymous said...

1. Slept with my brothers girlfriend before he ever did she never did tell him (mind you im a girl)

2. Cheated on my boyfriend with at least 8 guys in the last 6 years

3. was a submissive slut to my moms friend she was 38 and i was 17 it went on for 2 years

4. Let a dog eat me out in front of a that same chick and was on webcam and let a bunch of people watch

5. I have slept with 4 guys in the same day

6. Let a couple piss all over me and watched them have sex afterward

7. Slept with at least 7 carneys in my life mostly at the fair in my hometown

8. Had sex with a bi guy and his boyfriend

9. Made out with a chick and acted like we never slept with a guy before he paid us 250 each to fuck us

10. slept with my english teacher when i was in 8th grade damn he was good

11. Gave my dads friend a blowjob for a ride home from my boyfriends house

12. got caught in high school eating a girl out under the bleachers

Anonymous said...

To whoever complained to the feds about someone posting about Palin and pancakes;

You reported WHAT to WHOM?

You sure are fucking stupid. Hopefully they recorded the conversation so they could replay it at their Xmas party!

I can just imagine the call:

Feds: "Hello, Feds here."

You: (I'll refer to you as "idiot"): "Hi. I would like to report a serious threat that is both real and violent in nature!"

Feds: "Go ahead."

Idiot: "I was reading craigslist Rants and Raves this morning and read about a assassination being planned!"

Feds: "Go ahead, idiot. I'm listening". (Sound of muffled laughter in the background)

Idiot: "I read about a terrorist wanting to kill Sarah Palin!!!"

Feds: "Uh huh, go on."

Idiot: "This wicked terrorist posted that they were eating pancakes with strawberry syrup and they saw an IMAGE!!!"

Feds: "What kind of image, idiot?" (Sound of other Feds gathering around the speakerphone clowning around and spinning their finger around their forehead in a crazy manner)

Idiot: They said they saw an image of Palin in the pancake and when they dabbled strawberry syrup on it that they were "imaging" (sic) what a bullet hole would look like and how it might bleed out!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"

Feds: "Yes idiot, that does indeed sound threatening. We're going to dispatch two of our best agents out on this one. Do you have a pen and paper handy? I want to give you their names for future reference." (Sound of laughter and knee-slapping in the background at the Federal building)

Idiot: "Yes yes! Go on. I'm ready to write!"

Feds: "Their code names are Mrs. Butterworth and Aunt Jemima. They're top-notch. They'll COVER this pancake issue right away." (Sounds of uproarious laughter now fills the Fed building)

Idiot: "Oh, THANK YOU, Mr. Fed person! I really appreciate it!!!"

Feds: "Glad to help. That's what we're here for; to follow up on every single complaint from good citizens like yourself that become offended by craigslist. As a matter of fact, we're investigating a big case involving a schoolteacher who owes $10,000 in credit card debt! His FICO was lower than he thought and he filed a complaint against a mortgage banker that made him look like a fool for carrying debt month after month." (Sounds of howling laughter in the background)

Idiot: "Wow! Did you catch him?"

Feds: "No, were still working on it. We'll push that case to the back burner to get your pancake issue to the front burner."

Idiot: "THANK YOU!!"

Feds: "No, thank YOU! Keep your eyes peeled, and keep up the good work. America needs more like you." (Chuckling sounds dying off to deep sighs)

Idiot to self: "Nice job self! Another murderer bites the dust on craigslist! I sure as snot showed them!!!"

Anonymous said...

Scientists say stick bug is world's longest insect.
LONDON England, UK – A stick bug from the island of Borneo measuring well over a foot in length has been identified by researchers as the world's longest insect, British scientists said Thursday.
The specimen was found by a local villager and handed to Malaysian amateur naturalist Datuk Chan Chew Lun in 1989, according to Philip Bragg, who formally identified the insect in this month's issue of peer-reviewed journal Zootaxa. The insect was named Phobaeticus chani, or "Chan's megastick," in Chan's honor.
Paul Brock, a scientific associate of the Natural History Museum in London unconnected to the insect's discovery said there was no doubt it was the longest still in existence. That assessment was also confirmed by Marco Gottardo, an entomologist at Italy's Natural History Museum of Ferrara and Aaron T. Dossey, a researcher at the University of Florida in Gainesville who studies the insects.
Looking like a pencil-thin shoot of bamboo, the dull-green insect measures about 22 inches, if its twig-like legs are counted. Its body length is 14 inches, beating the previous record held by Phobaeticus kirbyi, also from Borneo, by about an inch.
Stick bugs have some of the animal kingdom's cleverest camouflage. Although some use noxious sprays or prickly spines to deter their predators, generally the bugs assume the shape of sticks and leaves to avoid drawing attention.
"Their main defense is basically hanging around, looking like a twig," Brock said. "It will even sway in the wind."

Anonymous said...

International flotilla to fight Somali pirates.

NAIROBI, Kenya - U.S. warships watched a hijacked vessel laden with tanks while other gunboats patrolled the dangerous waters off Somalia, but pirates still seized another freighter this week — and now hold about a dozen despite the international effort to protect a major shipping lane.

Military vessels from 10 nations are now converging on the world's most dangerous waters, but analysts and a Somali government official say the campaign won't halt piracy unless it also confronts with the quagmire that is Somalia.

"World powers have neglected Somalia for years on end, and now its problems are touching the world, they have started on the wrong footing," said Bile Mohamoud Qabowsade, adviser to the president of Puntland, the semi-autonomous Somali region that is the pirates' base.

South Africa's Business Day newspaper issued a similar warning. "A lawless state, that sunk as the world watched and gave up, is now threatening international commerce," it said of the chaotic Horn of Africa country that has resisted intervention, including a disastrous U.S. mission in 1996.

The continued seizures of vessels — despite the presence of U.S. warships — highlights the difficulties of patrolling the waters off Somalia. The chief concern is that the brazen attacks could fuel terrorism and make one of the world's major shipping routes too dangerous and expensive to traverse. Insurance rates for sailing in the area zone already have shot up tenfold in a year.

The area in question is the Gulf of Aden, a 920- by 300-mile basin separating the Arabian coast from the Horn of Africa. It is used by about 250 ships a day, said a U.S. Navy spokeswoman, Lt. Stephanie Murdock.

The area was the scene of the deadly al-Qaida attack on the USS Cole off Yemen. And it is a hive of illegal activity, including gunrunning as well as people- and drug-smuggling.

Ships slow down off Somalia's northern coast waiting to enter the Red Sea en route to Arab refineries and the Suez Canal — a route used to transport more than 10 percent of the world's petroleum and Asian goods to Europe and North America.

Roger Middleton, an expert on the region, said the dangers include the high cost if ships avoid the Gulf of Aden and go around Africa's southern tip instead and the "nightmare scenario" of pirates becoming tools of terrorists.

"A large ship sunk in the approach to the Suez Canal would have a devastating impact on international trade," Middleton said in a paper published by Chatham House, a London think tank.

Already some ransom piracy proceeds are believed to go to al-Shabab, a Somali militia that the U.S. accuses of harboring the terrorists who attacked U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998.

The Navy said that U.S. and coalition vessels and aircraft have thwarted 15 pirate attacks since they set up a "maritime security patrol area" in the Gulf of Aden on Aug. 22.

That was with six or seven ships patrolling 2.4 million square miles of water — an area including the Gulf of Oman, the Arabian Sea, the Red Sea and the African coast of Djibouti, Somalia and Kenya under a coalition set up in 2001 to fight terrorism.

"It's a large water space that takes a certain amount of time to transit so, while we would want to assist all mariners, a logistics factor comes into play as to how fast we can get there," said Murdock, the Navy spokeswoman.

Last year, apparently fearing pirates could make a floating bomb out of a seized tanker carrying 10,000 tons of explosive benzene, American sailors fired on and destroyed pirate skiffs attached to the vessel.

This year, France sent sailors who made daring assaults on seized French yachts and pursued pirates onto Somali soil.

France then went on a diplomatic offensive, winning one U.N. Security Council resolution allowing foreign powers to enter Somali waters and another allowing nations to send warships and military aircraft free to use "the necessary (military) means" to stop piracy.

The rules of engagement are being worked out. Nick Brown, editor of Janes International Defence Review, said a key challenge is to determine "whether they will allow them to engage suspected pirate-like vessels."

Fears for the environment were heightened after pirates fired rocket-propelled grenades at a Japanese oil tanker, leaving a hole that allowed several hundred gallons of fuel to leak out.

Somalia's pirates have become bolder, more heavily armed and more sophisticated as they have raked in millions in ransoms from shipping companies and possibly governments unwilling to risk fatalities.

The booty has paid for global positioning systems, satellite telephones and weapons, including 20 mm cannons, Brown said.

Middleton and others estimate pirates have made more than $30 million this year. The number of pirates has grown from about 100 five years ago to more than 1,000, and they have expanded their territory by using seized vessels and speedboats.

The shipping companies' International Maritime Bureau has extended the area they consider in danger from within 30 miles of Somalia's coast five years ago to 125 miles this year. In the past month, they extended the danger zone again, to more than 150 miles.

This year has brought 73 attacks in the Gulf of Aden and 29 ships have been hijacked twice as many as last year, according to the Maritime Bureau.

The seizure three weeks ago of the MV Faina, a Ukrainian cargo ship, drew special concern because it carries 33 battle tanks and other heavy weapons. U.S. warships have surrounded the ship but have not moved in.

Ten pirates captured by the Navy were convicted and jailed in Kenya two years ago, but Brown said there have been few other successful prosecutions.

Cyrus Mody, the London-based manager of the International Maritime Bureau, said that "the international community, governments, need to sit down and find a solution to who is going to take responsibility if the pirates are caught."

Paul Enright, a private security consultant who has worked in Somalia 17 years, said more investment is needed to develop intelligence sources.

"The deployment of warships looks great, but there's an awful lot of steps missing," he said. "The threat has to be dealt with on land .... It's very difficult to attack at sea and rescue hostages."

In Puntland, the presidential adviser says that's the problem.

"I don't think they will succeed in their attempt to scare away pirates," Qabowsade said. "Bringing warships will not solve the problem unless they cooperate with local administrations affected by the scourge."

The European Union's special envoy to Somalia, Georges-Marc Andre, said European officials will go to Puntland, because "it is not only a matter of sending ships, it is also a matter of entering into dialogue on the ground."

Somali pirates maintain the ransoms are in lieu of taxes and license fees and reparations for illegal fishing and dumping of toxic waste.

The piracy problem started small, with fishermen boarding trawlers that they said had no right to be in Somali waters.

Those claims are backed by the U.N. envoy to Somalia, Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, who said international companies have exploited Somali fishing grounds.

"I think Somalis are right to complain of illegal fishing, to complain of dumping of waste, but no individual has a right to police the Somali coast," he said.

In the meantime, the international momentum is being driven by the growing flotilla off Somalia.

India says it is sending warships, and South Korea is considering dispatching vessels. Russia has sent a missile frigate.

A NATO flotilla of seven ships destroyers from the U.S. and Italy, frigates from Germany, Greece, Turkey and Britain is also headed in. NATO says its priority will be escorting World Food Program ships that deliver basic rations for 3 million hungry Somalis.

Anonymous said...

re, Military vessels from 10 nations to fight Somali pirates.

Anonymous said...

re, re,Military vessels from 10 nations to fight Somali pirates.

Anonymous said...

curse to the mexian people!

Anonymous said...

Hawaii ending universal child health care

HONOLULU – Hawaii is dropping the only state universal child health care program in the country just seven months after it launched.
Gov. Linda Lingle's administration cited budget shortfalls and other available health care options for eliminating funding for the program. A state official said families were dropping private coverage so their children would be eligible for the subsidized plan.
"People who were already able to afford health care began to stop paying for it so they could get it for free," said Dr. Kenny Fink, the administrator for Med-QUEST at the Department of Human Services. "I don't believe that was the intent of the program."
State officials said Thursday they will stop giving health coverage to the 2,000 children enrolled by Nov. 1, but private partner Hawaii Medical Service Association will pay to extend their coverage through the end of the year without government support.
"We're very disappointed in the state's decision, and it came as a complete surprise to us," said Jennifer Diesman, a spokeswoman for HMSA, the state's largest health care provider. "We believe the program is working, and given Hawaii's economic uncertainty, we don't think now is the time to cut all funding for this kind of program."
Hawaii lawmakers approved the health plan in 2007 as a way to ensure every child can get basic medical help. The Keiki (child) Care program aimed to cover every child from birth to 18 years old who didn't already have health insurance mostly immigrants and members of lower-income families.
It costs the state about $50,000 per month, or $25.50 per child an amount that was more than matched by HMSA.
State health officials argued that most of the children enrolled in the universal child care program previously had private health insurance, indicating that it was helping those who didn't need it.
The Republican governor signed Keiki Care into law in 2007, but it and many other government services are facing cuts as the state deals with a projected $900 million general fund shortfall by 2011.
While it's difficult to determine how many children lack health coverage in the islands, estimates range from 3,500 to 16,000 in a state of about 1.3 million people. All were eligible for the program.
"Children are a lot more vulnerable in terms of needing care," said Democratic Sen. Suzanne Chun Oakland. "It's not very good to try to be a leader and then renege on that commitment."
The universal health care system was free except for copays of $7 per office visit.
Families with children currently enrolled in the universal system are being encouraged to seek more comprehensive Medicaid coverage, which may be available to children in a family of four earning up to $73,000 annually.
These children also could sign up for the HMSA Children's Plan, which costs about $55 a month.
"Most of them won't be eligible for Medicaid, and that's why they were enrolled in Keiki Care," Diesman said. "It's the gap group that we're trying to ensure has coverage."

Anonymous said...

Anyone who believes a BLACK man could hold the Office of the Presidency, (for good or for ill), in PRESENT day America doesn't understand WHO'S IN CHARGE. If you think that your voice or your vote means anything AT ALL, you are DELUDING yourself. (I have several other substantiated stories to support this claim).

Oh well. At least all this rigmarole has managed to give everyone on RNR a subject to type and speculate on. And for the most part, it diverts attention away from some of the more embarassing things going on. Like the economy or the fact that We're stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

HONOR the fallen. HEAL the wounded. STOP the WAR.

Anonymous said...

just found this on CraigsList San Diego.
Will start duel postings to both places.
Like the fact that there is NO flagging!

Anonymous said...

Had a nice little brown fucking machine last night.
I highly recommend you try one.

Anonymous said...

A troll's goals:

1) "help my family of inflatable love dolls".
2) have a lot of ari ng mga lalaki, because it has none.
3) work at dead end jobs
4) open my butt for anal abuse.
5) buy another computer.
6) complain all the time about everything
7) live with parent(s), down their basement and set up a few more computers there.
8) earn enough dollars to buy a Mexican street whore.
9) make skin less hairier with steel wool and mower.
10) hate my country.

Anonymous said...

How-To Titles:

* How To Remove Chewing Gum From Your Bush
* How To Turn Your Front Lawn Into A Cathouse
* How To Remove An Infected Cyst From A Loved One
* How To Make Two Hats Out Of A Brassiere
* How To Make A Brassiere Out Of Two Hats
* How To Have Really Nice Lymph Glands
* How To Act Laid-Back During A Grease Fire
* How To Spot A Creep From Across The Street
* How To Induce A Clergyman To Grab You By The Nuts
* How To Milk A Dog While It's Sleeping
* How To Get Through College Without Books
* How To Make A Small Salad Out Of Your Workpants
* How To Lure A Wolverine Into A Cardboard Box
* How To Filet A Panda
* How To Get A Tan With A Blow Torch
* How To Make An Oil Lamp Out Of Your Genitals
* How To Style Your Hair With A Bullwhip
* How To Achieve Multiple Orgasms With A Pair Of Tweezers
* How To Kill A Rat With A Paper Clip
* How To Spot Truly Vicious People In Church
* How To Become A Total Fuckin' Greaseball

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter has Been Very Quiet Lately

Anonymous said...

Dumb & Dumber vs Smart & Smarter which are you?

You are a stupid, ignorant, individual, if you vote for Obama / Biden.

You are a smart, intelligent, individual, if you vote for McCain / Palin.

Obama/Biden. .... Dumb & Dumber

McCain/Palin. .... Smart & Smarter

Make an intelligent choice on eletion day. Don't be a DUMB ASS !

Anonymous said...

Devils Religon and the Last days before Armageddon.

Anonymous said...

A few Democrat Party definitions for those of you who haven't figured it out yet.

Redistribution of Wealth = Stealing
Spreading the Wealth Around = Stealing
Fairness =Stealing
The Disadvantaged = Black People
The Disenfranchised = Black People
The Working Poor = Black People
The Needy = Black People
A woman's right to privacy = Infantacide
Nuance = Lying while smiling
Obama Charisma = Pretending this guy is not a total douchebag

Anonymous said...

Islam is the Devil's religion.

Anonymous said...

The Middle East already had a religion that worshipped one God, and called for “submission.” It was, and still is, called Judaism. Christianity soon followed.

So here’s Mohammed, wandering around in the desert with dingleberries chafing his balls, when he gets a bright idea: simply plagiarize everything from the Old Testament, add a few things, and then claim that “Allah” revealed it to him (centuries later, John Smith would use the same ruse to create Mormonism).

And Presto! A new religion is born! Look what I invented guys! See, it looks a lot like Judaism, except that my religion allows you to beat your women mercilessly as long as you don’t drink any booze, and you can marry as many broads as you want. Now, let’s go kill some Christians!

So, how did Islam catch on and become so popular? Well, look at it this way: with Christianity you go to Heaven after you die, and you meet Jesus. With Islam, after you die you meet up with a multitude of virgins, so with Islam, your dick goes to Heaven. And what man doesn’t dream of having an eternity of pussy?

And where do you suppose all those virgins come from? Here’s a hint: they sure as hell don’t come from Mexico.

But, getting back to Mohammed: here’s this hairy, goat-smelling prophet wandering around, screaming about Allah, but the guy doesn’t really do jack shit. No miracles, no healing touches, no parting of the Red Sea, and then he just up and dies…period. Wow, talk about a party-pooper! At about 62 years old, the guy’s twice the age that Jesus was, and in all that time the best he could come up with was a hokey story, and the Koran.

Well, it’s no wonder Muslims are angry all the time, and go around terrorizing most of the Western Hemisphere at every chance. They were gypped, born into a cheap, stingy religion that some ancient hippy pulled out of his ass.

And that ends this chapter of Theology 101. Stay tuned for my next astonishing lecture: “Why Whites and Asians are Better than Blacks and Mexicans”.

Anonymous said...

Obama wants a banana.

Anonymous said...

Americans Flunk Simple 3-Question Political Survey

Some news audiences are more politically savvy than others, according to a new poll, with readers of The New Yorker and similar high-brow magazines being the most knowledgeable.
The survey, conducted between April 30 and June 1 by the Pew Research Center for the People & the Press, measured the political knowledge of 3,612 U.S. adults. Participants were asked to name the controlling party of the U.S. House of Representatives, the U.S. secretary of state and Great Britain's prime minister.
Overall, just 18 percent of participants answered all three questions correctly.
More than 50 percent of Americans knew that the Democrats have a majority in the House, while 42 percent could identify the secretary of state (Condoleezza Rice). Less than 30 percent could name the prime minister of Great Britain (Gordon Brown).
Perfect scores
The best-informed news audiences crossed the ideological spectrum. Nearly half of regular readers of The New Yorker, The Atlantic and Harper's Magazine answered all three political knowledge questions correctly.
A perfect score was obtained by 44 percent of regular listeners of National Public Radio (NPR), 43 percent of regular viewers of MSNBC's "Hardball with Chris Matthews" and 42 percent of the Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes" audience. Thirty-four percent of "The Colbert Report" audience and 30 percent of "The Daily Show" audience got all three questions correct.
While most news audiences knew that Democrats have a majority in the House, participants struggled to correctly name the current British prime minister.
Just four news audiences had a majority who correctly identified Gordon, including regular readers of The New Yorker and similar magazines such as The Atlantic, regular NPR listeners, regular readers of political magazines, such as The Weekly Standard and The New Republic, and regular viewers of "Hardball."
Just 44 percent of BBC viewers identified the prime minister correctly.
Here's a detailed breakdown of the percentage of individuals answering each of the three questions correctly from the different news audiences:
The New Yorker/Atlantic: 71 percent (correctly identified Democrats as the majority in the House), 71 percent (correctly identified Condeleeza Rice), 59 percent (correctly identified Gordon Brown)
NPR: 73 percent, 72 percent, 57percent
Hannity & Colmes: 84 percent, 73 percent, 49 percent
Rush Limbaugh: 83 percent, 71 percent, 41 percent
Colbert Report: 73 percent, 65 percent, 49 percent
Daily Show: 65 percent, 48 percent, 36 percent
NewsHour: 66 percent, 52 percent, 47 percent
O'Reilly Factor: 70 percent, 60 percent, 41 percent
C-SPAN: 63 percent, 59 percent, 35 percent
Letterman/Leno: 51 percent, 42 percent, 31 percent
CNN: 59 percent, 48 percent, 29 percent
National Enquirer: 44 percent, 32 percent, 22 percent
Education factor
In general, well-educated news audiences scored high on political knowledge. For instance, 54 percent of the regular readers of publications such as The New Yorker, The Atlantic and Harper's Magazine are college graduates, as are 54 percent of regular NPR listeners.
However, several news audiences with relatively low proportions of college graduates also scored well on the news quiz. Just 31 percent of regular "Hannity & Colmes" viewers are college graduates. Even still, 42 percent Hannity viewers got perfect scores on the political knowledge quiz, compared with 44 percent of NPR listeners.
Nearly 40 percent of the regular audience of the news parody "The Colbert Report" are college graduates, compared with 30 percent of "The Daily Show" viewers. Both shows have younger audiences than other TV news sources, with less than a quarter of Colbert and Daily Show viewers over the age of 50, compared with more than half of "Hardball" and "Hannity & Colmes" viewers being 50 and older.

Anonymous said...

Muqtada al-Sadr urges rejection of US-Iraqi pact.

Anonymous said...

Candidates' Social Security plans lack details.

Anonymous said...

How the looming global recession could end the war in Iraq:

John McCain has made a point throughout his campaign of pooh-poohing Barack Obama's promise to withdraw all U.S. combat forces from Iraq within 16 months of assuming office. McCain has steadfastly refused to set a withdrawal date, suggesting that to do so would be defeatist and vowing instead to bring the troops back when they've won. During Wednesday's debate, McCain saw progress in the fact that U.S. and Iraqi negotiators are close to reaching a Status of Forces agreement governing the future presence of U.S. troops there. But the agreement they're reportedly close to concluding does, in fact, set a withdrawal date: At the insistence of the Iraqis, it requires that all U.S. forces leave Iraq by the end of 2011. The schedule may be longer than Obama's, but the Iraqis appear to have walked the Bush Administration back to accept the principle of setting a departure date. The plan reportedly also requires U.S. troops to withdraw from Iraq's cities by next summer, and removes their right to continue the practice of open-ended detention of Iraqi citizens.
The agreement is not yet complete, of course. There are still points of contention over immunity for U.S. forces, and over the Iraqis' demand for the right to inspect weapons and military equipment being brought into the country "to ensure they are suitable for the security mission", as Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki put it in an interview with The Times - i.e. to ensure that Iraq's territory is not being used as a staging ground for any U.S. action against Iran. The pact will have to be approved by Iraq's cabinet and parliament, where it could still encounter opposition. Iraqi government officials have also suggested that a new agreement could be negotiated in 2011 if conditions required it.
Still, the deal leaves little doubt that the Iraq war is being drawn to a close - and not necessarily because the U.S. has achieved its benchmarks on the ground. A new U.S. National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq, intended to guide the next U.S. president on the situation there, is reportedly near completion. Reflecting the consensus among the 16 U.S. intelligence agencies, the new NIE will reportedly warn that, contrary to the rosy picture of progress stressed by McCain on the campaign trail, the situation in Iraq remains precarious. Although violence has been reduced to its lowest levels since early 2004, U.S. intelligence officials believe that the surge involving an extra 30,000 U.S. combat troops was only one contributing factor. Other key factors in tamping down violence may yet be the cause of further violence and instability; these include the truce declared by the radical Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr, and the anti-Qaeda alliance the U.S. forged with the Sunni insurgents of the Awakening Movement. Deep distrust remains between the Awakening Movement, many of whose members were aligned with the Saddam regime, and the Shi'ite dominated Maliki government. The recent move by the U.S. to transfer control, and responsibility for paying the wages, of the Awakening militias to Maliki's central government is likely to exacerbate those tensions.
Meanwhile, intra-Shi'ite political competition between Sadr, Maliki and the Supreme Iraqi Islamic Council - all of them backed to some degree by Iran - continues, and may intensify in local elections scheduled for early next year. Relations between Baghdad and the Kurdish autonomous region in the north remain troubled, with tension rising over the future status of the oil-rich city of Kirkuk. Indeed, General David Petraeus, the man most quoted by McCain in making his case on Iraq, has warned that the gains achieved in Iraq over the past year are "fragile" and "reversible." While the security situation has improved dramatically, progress has been limited on the political reconciliation that the military surge was intended to foster.
That assessment could back up McCain's case against a hasty withdrawal from Iraq, although the fact that the Iraqi government has demanded it makes that a more complicated argument. Then again, if the intra-Iraqi power struggle creates a new security breakdown, various Iraqi political leaders may yet see considerable value in a continued U.S. presence, if directed against their foes.
But it may not be the situation on the ground in Iraq that determines the future of the U.S. military mission there. For one thing, the fragile calm in Iraq coincides with an increasingly perilous Taliban resurgence in Afghanistan, raising pressure on the U.S. to divert more combat resources from its over-stretched military into that theater - an expanded military commitment favored by both John McCain and Barack Obama. Sending more troops to Afghanistan will require drawing down in Iraq.
Then, there's the financial crisis and looming global recession that will inevitably impose a far greater austerity on Washington. America's military deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan are expected to cost close to $200 billion for 2008 alone, and maintaining that commitment will become considerably more burdensome as Washington is forced to funnel many hundreds of billions of dollars into simply averting financial collapse. The looming global economic recession will further slash tax revenues available to the U.S. government.
A year ago, the Congressional Budget Office estimated the cost of funding the Iraq and Afghanistan wars from 2001-2017 to be around $2 trillion, or more - factoring in some $705 billion in interest payments in recognition of the fact that the war is being funded with borrowed money. (Nations typically increase taxes in order to finance protracted military conflicts; the Bush Administration, having cut taxes, has had to rely on the credit of others to wage its wars.) The current credit crisis and economic slowdown will considerably raise the pressure on the U.S. national debt, which had already grown from around $6 trillion in 2001 to near $10 trillion today.
Financial pressure is not, in itself, sufficiently strong right now to hasten a pullout from Iraq. But the fact that it coincides with a gloomy intelligence assessment of that country's political prospects, growing demands for U.S. reinforcements in Afghanistan, and the elected Iraqi government's insistence on a withdrawal deadline, suggests that the end of the U.S. mission in Iraq may be coming into view and that its terms may fall short of victory as defined by the war's authors.

Anonymous said...

In the future, airplanes and cars may be made of 'buckypaper'

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - It's called "buckypaper" and looks a lot like ordinary carbon paper, but don't be fooled by the cute name or flimsy appearance. It could revolutionize the way everything from airplanes to TVs are made.

Buckypaper is 10 times lighter but potentially 500 times stronger than steel when sheets of it are stacked and pressed together to form a composite. Unlike conventional composite materials, though, it conducts electricity like copper or silicon and disperses heat like steel or brass.

"All those things are what a lot of people in nanotechnology have been working toward as sort of Holy Grails," said Wade Adams, a scientist at Rice University.

That idea that there is great future promise for buckypaper and other derivatives of the ultra-tiny cylinders known as carbon nanotubes has been floated for years now. However, researchers at Florida State University say they have made important progress that may soon turn hype into reality.

Buckypaper is made from tube-shaped carbon molecules 50,000 times thinner than a human hair. Due to its unique properties, it is envisioned as a wondrous new material for light, energy-efficient aircraft and automobiles, more powerful computers, improved TV screens and many other products.

So far, buckypaper can be made at only a fraction of its potential strength, in small quantities and at a high price. The Florida State researchers are developing manufacturing techniques that soon may make it competitive with the best composite materials now available.

"If this thing goes into production, this very well could be a very, very game-changing or revolutionary technology to the aerospace business," said Les Kramer, chief technologist for Lockheed Martin Missiles and Fire Control, which is helping fund the Florida State research.

The scientific discovery that led to buckypaper virtually came from outer space.

In 1985, British scientist Harry Kroto joined researchers at Rice for an experiment to create the same conditions that exist in a star. They wanted to find out how stars, the source of all carbon in the universe, make the element that is a main building block of life.

Everything went as planned with one exception.

"There was an extra character that turned up totally unexpected," recalled Kroto, now at Florida State heading a program that encourages the study of math, science and technology in public schools. "It was a discovery out of left field."

The surprise guest was a molecule with 60 carbon atoms shaped like a soccer ball. To Kroto, it also looked like the geodesic domes promoted by Buckminster Fuller, an architect, inventor and futurist. That inspired Kroto to name the new molecule buckminsterfullerene, or "buckyballs" for short.

For their discovery of the buckyball the third form of pure carbon to be discovered after graphite and diamonds Kroto and his Rice colleagues, Robert Curl Jr. and Richard E. Smalley, were awarded the Nobel Prize for chemistry in 1996.

Separately, Japanese physicist Sumio Iijima developed a tube-shaped variation while doing research at Arizona State University.

Researchers at Smalley's laboratory then inadvertently found that the tubes would stick together when disbursed in a liquid suspension and filtered through a fine mesh, producing a thin film buckypaper.

The secret of its strength is the huge surface area of each nanotube, said Ben Wang, director of Florida State's High-Performance Materials Institute.

"If you take a gram of nanotubes, just one gram, and if you unfold every tube into a graphite sheet, you can cover about two-thirds of a football field," Wang said.

Carbon nanotubes are already beginning to be used to strengthen tennis rackets and bicycles, but in small amounts. The epoxy resins used in those applications are 1 to 5 percent carbon nanotubes, which are added in the form of a fine powder. Buckypaper, which is a thin film rather than a powder, has a much higher nanotube content about 50 percent.

One challenge is that the tubes clump together at odd angles, limiting their strength in buckypaper. Wang and his fellow researchers found a solution: Exposing the tubes to high magnetism causes most of them to line up in the same direction, increasing their collective strength.

Another problem is the tubes are so perfectly smooth it's hard to hold them together with epoxy. Researchers are looking for ways to create some surface defects but not too many to improve bonding.

So far, the Florida State institute has been able to produce buckypaper with half the strength of the best existing composite material, known as IM7. Wang expects to close the gap quickly.

"By the end of next year we should have a buckypaper composite as strong as IM7, and it's 35 percent lighter," Wang said.

Buckypaper now is being made only in the laboratory, but Florida State is in the early stages of spinning out a company to make commercial buckypaper.

"These guys have actually demonstrated materials that are capable of being used on flying systems," said Adams, director of Rice's Richard E. Smalley Institute for Nanoscale Science and Technology. "Having something that you can hold in your hand is an accomplishment in nanotechnology."

It takes upward of five years to get a new structural material certified for aviation use, so Wang said he expects buckypaper's first uses will be for electromagnetic interference shielding and lightning-strike protection on aircraft.

Electrical circuits and even natural causes such as the sun or Northern Lights can interfere with radios and other electronic gear. Buckypaper provides up to four times the shielding specified in a recent Air Force contract proposal, Wang said.

Typically, conventional composite materials have a copper mesh added for lightning protection. Replacing copper with buckypaper would save weight and fuel.

Wang demonstrated this with a composite model plane and a stun gun. Zapping an unprotected part of the model caused sparks to fly. The electric jolt, though, passed harmlessly across another section shielded by a strip of buckypaper.

Other near-term uses would be as electrodes for fuel cells, super capacitors and batteries, Wang said. Next in line, buckypaper could be a more efficient and lighter replacement for graphite sheets used in laptop computers to dissipate heat, which is harmful to electronics.

The long-range goal is to build planes, automobiles and other things with buckypaper composites. The military also is looking at it for use in armor plating and stealth technology.

"Our plan is perhaps in the next 12 months we'll begin maybe to have some commercial products," Wang said. "Nanotubes obviously are no longer just lab wonders. They have real world potential. It's real."

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Anonymous said...

I hate Obama, he sucks!

I hate Liberals, They ALL Suck.

I hate you Dumb-O-Crats, you're ruining America with you bullshit socialist ideals.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Have a question, ask the Professor.

The Daily QA
http://thedailyqa.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Identity thief gets prison:
A college student who stole friends' identities to fund exotic vacations ends up behind bars.

Anonymous said...

cell phone trick that is often posted to sites such as craigslist (CL) are a scam.

Anonymous said...

Q)) what's the difference between Jesus (son of God) and a Mexican?

A)) Jesus would never get a tattoo!

Anonymous said...

go fuck yourself mexxicans

Anonymous said...

SPANISH -The language of now and the future , you cannot change that . Even you
WHITE have to admit that INGLISH is a stupid fuck language , you dumb fucks
talk backwards which makes you think backwards and therefore get shit wrong.
75% of all WHITE'S cannot write in INGLISH hell they cant even read their
.......own language ,so it is not like they have to learn all over again the REDNECK
never went to school . So learning SPANISH should be easy for an empty brain

Anonymous said...

Hispanics are taking over all of America.

Live with it.

Now go back to Europe where you belong you stinking invaders.

Anonymous said...

When we are done fucking over and killing off all the whites, we are coming for you black useless bastards, and your brother Barack Hussein Obama is making it easy for us.

The Taco Kid

Anonymous said...

ola no beaners aloud in here

Anonymous said...

mexican is not a fucking language dumbass.

Anonymous said...

ENGLISH get used to it --like it or not...

It's the language of the world.

Anonymous said...

Death to all Beaner slim cockroach Mexican shit.

Anonymous said...

Spread the Wealth" Obama

Anonymous said...

Many American men including my myself like Asian women, because they respect us. A lot are rather conservative, family oriented and actually have morals. Especially after all the head games American women give a man, meeting an Asian woman is like a reprieve from insanity.

Anonymous said...

Women with tattoos

Anonymous said...

Wheelchair bound disabled vet crossing parking lot nabbed for DUI.....

proof Cops are cowards, they wont chase real criminals...
why dont you go after some of these gang bangers?

Anonymous said...

I should know

Yes my race is fucked up. Some (ok a lot) of our people have illegaly entered the USA and, it's not good. It is not in our culture to take advantage like that. I don't know were we went wrong. Why it's ok to invade a foreign country.

I'm sorry im mexican.

Anonymous said...

This year, when a person walks into a polling place anywhere in America and announces their name to the poll workers, hidden microphones will feed the audio to several clerks in another area of the polling place.

The clerks will be out of sight so voters don't know they exist and will have headphones on to hear the names.
The clerks will be seated in front of a newly designed computer connected to a "Virtual Private Network" which can instantly look up the following:

1) Is the Voter actually registered to vote?
2) Is the address from which they are registered a real and functioning address or a phony/abandoned one?
3) The voting machine itself will be equipped with a hidden camera to grab a face photo of
each voter and put that photo, with their specific name into a facial-recognition database, AND;
4) Determine if this registered voter actually cast a vote already? (Facial recognition software cannot be fooled by makeup or disguises so the system will know if one "face" has cast votes under different names!)

While that seems like a really decent way to prevent election fraud, the new system goes a LOT farther.

Anonymous said...

All women with tattoos are whores

Anonymous said...

Obama will raise taxes

Anonymous said...

Obama's attitude toward his enemies reminds me of Jesus

Anonymous said...

There's A Bad Flu-Bug Going Around

It got me... a few days ago, and it's nasty.

You get a head-ache, sore throat, sinus-infection, chills, muscle and joint aches... all at the same time.

I most probably contracted the bug by grabbing a shopping-cart handle at either Home Depot or Safeway that had been previously infected by a filthy Mexican bastard, no doubt.

People, please, don't forget to use one of those sanitary wipes for your shopping cart handles, and if you are approached by a mexican bastard, just spray them with some dissenfectant or windex or pepper spray or whatever you have closest at hand, but don't let them come within 15-feet of you.

It's the safe thing to do.

Protect yourself from the Mexican Bastard Flu.

Anonymous said...

For all you idiots that arrive at the dog park, open your car doors and let out 4,5, or six or more dogs than are not on leashes.........


YOU and your damn dogs should be put down!

Anonymous said...

I just bought an AK 47 yesterday

Anonymous said...

re, I just bought an AK 47 yesterday...

vote for my girl
Sara Palin, she will NEVER take your guns away

Anonymous said...

I never would have known, really, if I hadn’t seen him getting a blowjob from another cat, since you can’t really tell from the outside.

And his homosexuality has nothing to do with the fact that he’s neutered. You see, outside circumstances have nothing to do with a creature’s homosexuality. So, he’s not gay because he is not interested in mating with female cats, or because he has chosen to have sex with male cats, but because he was born gay.

Now, although sex has nothing to do with being gay, I would not have known my cat was gay if not for the sexual act. It almost gives it the appearance that sex has everything to do with homosexuality, rather than love. Although my cat was getting a blowjob from the other cat, I’m sure their relationship is founded upon mutual trust, love, and friendship between two honest male cats.

Well, now my cat is out of the closet, and what could be more natural? I mean, god created gay cats for a reason. It sure wasn’t to see how kittens were born.

Anonymous said...

22 Cal. ammo is rimfire and not "reloadable" like most other big bore calibers, you can carry alot of rounds with you, it's the most common firearm caliber and it's a great small game round in case you need to kill some pigeons or squirrels to feed your starving family during the armageddon.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA AND CLINTON THE SAME SHIT DIFFERENT COLOR

Anonymous said...

One day at a local Circle K I found a bum(panhandler,tweeker whatever) reaching into my pickup window to grab some loose change in the center console drink holder. I did him a favor and broke his fingers on that hand so he would not have that temptation in the future and keep him out of trouble with Johnny Law.

Anonymous said...

New photo radar locations on valley freeway.

watch out for a ticket!!


Sites that go LIVE beginning October 17th
Eastbound I-10 @ 287th Ave
Eastbound I-10 @ Miller
Eastbound I-10 @ Watson
Southbound SR-101 @ McDowell Rd.
Southbound SR-101 @ Indian School
Southbound SR-101 @ Bethany Home
Eastbound SR-101 @ 75th Ave
Eastbound SR-101 @ 59th Ave
Eastbound SR-101 @ 35th Ave
Sites that go LIVE in the coming months
Westbound I-10 @ 91st Avenue
East and Westbound I-10 @ 75th Avenue
East and Westbound I-10 @ 59th Avenue
Eastbound I-10 @ 35th Avenue
Eastbound I-10 @ 43rd Avenue
Eastbound I-10 @ 27th Avenue
East and Westbound I-10 @ 15th Avenue
Eastbound I-10 @ 16th Street
Westbound I-10 @ Buckeye
Westbound I-10 @ 24th Street
Westbound I-10 @ 40th Street
Westbound US-60 @ Alma School
Westbound US-60 @ Mesa Drive
Westbound US-60 @ Gilbert Road
Southbound Interstate 17 @ 15th Avenue
Southbound Interstate 17 @ 12th Street
Northbound Interstate 17 @ Thunderbird
Northbound Interstate 17 @ Bell Road
Southbound SR-51 @ Thomas Road
Southbound SR-51 @ Highland Pkwy.
Southbound SR-51 @ Bethany Home Road.
North and Southbound SR-101 @ Glendale Avenue
Southbound SR-101 @ Olive

Anonymous said...

How much he's getting?
The Sun in England reports Madonna has reached a settlement with Guy Ritchie.

Anonymous said...

Proof we are moving toward one world government:

WASHINGTON DC – French President Nicolas Sarkozy called for change in the global financial system before Saturday talks with US President George W. Bush, who is offering to host an international summit on the economic crisis.
Bush will make the summit announcement after Sarkozy and European Commission chief Jose Manuel Barroso arrive at the Camp David presidential retreat in Maryland, a senior administration official said, speaking on condition of anonymity.
The official did not give a date for the gathering.
Bush, Barroso and Sarkozy -- who is armed with a mandate from his EU colleagues to push for an overhaul of the financial system are to discuss plans for coping with the most severe global economic crisis since the Great Depression of the 1930s.
Also on Saturday the United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon offered "strong support" for a financial crisis summit involving world leaders along with representatives from the IMF and World Bank, which Sarkozy proposed on Friday at the 12th Francophonie summit in Quebec City, Canada.
"We both agree that there is no time to lose, and therefore, I fully subscribe to your idea of convening such a forum in early December at the latest," Ban said in a letter to Sarkozy.
Ban said he supported holding the summit at the UN secretariat in New York "in early December," saying this would "lend universal legitimacy to this endeavor and demonstrate a collective will to face this serious global challenge."
The White House preemptively warned that the Saturday talks will yield no new policy proposals.
Fallout from the crisis grew Friday as fresh job losses were blamed on the turmoil and bank chiefs faced a backlash, while stocks closed a tumultuous week with more wild swings.
In the United States, key data showed starts on building new homes slumped an additional 6.3 percent in September to the lowest level since the recession in 1991.
The annualized rate of 817,000 was down 31.1 percent from a year ago in the latest evidence of the bursting of the housing bubble that has ravaged the US economy and led to the global financial crisis.
Unemployment has grown across Europe and the United States, with key sectors such as car-makers badly hit. Analysts forecast worsening economic conditions in most advanced economies.
The finance industry's reputation took a new blow in France where Caisse d'Epargne bank said it lost about 600 million euros (800 million dollars) in a trading "incident."
A company official told AFP that a group finance director had been sacked over the loss.
Swiss newspapers Saturday angrily called on former top managers of banking giant UBS to return bonuses after the bank had to be rescued by the state this week.
"Mr. Ospel, pay back your bonus! Now! Immediately!" screamed the front page of tabloid Blick, referring to former UBS chairman Marcel Ospel, who was forced to resign this year over billions in losses in the US subprime mortgage crisis.
The headline reflected widespread public anger in Europe and the United States about the massive bailout of troubled banks, whose bosses have pocketed millions in bonuses in recent years.
Christian Levrat, leader of Switzerland's Socialist Party told a newspaper Saturday he plans to lodge a civil complaint against Ospel.
In South Korea, Finance Minister Kang Man-Soo is expected to announce Sunday an extra 30 billion dollars to help banks, businesses and the currency market, South Korea's Yonhap news agency said.
Asia's fourth-largest economy has been hit by devastating currency falls and the departure of foreign investors from the local stock market.
Pakistan's central bank moved to inject liquidity into the country's struggling financial system by cutting the amount of cash commercial banks must hold in reserve.
In Germany, Europe's biggest economy, banks will discuss Monday whether to jointly demand state aid under a brand new 480-billion-euro rescue plan to streamline what could be a chaotic process, Focus magazine said.
Belgian Prime Minister Yves Leterme said his government is also working on a plan to soften the effects of the financial crisis on the nation's economy.
"We are a hair's breadth away from a serious economic crisis," he told Le Soir in an interview published Saturday.
Meanwhile the Saudi stock market, the largest in the Arab world, which uniquely opens its trading week on a Saturday, ended the first day down 5.23 percent, shedding some of last week's gains.
The latest fall followed modest Friday losses on Wall Street as US investors remained cautious about whether the hundreds of billions of dollars being injected into banks by US and European governments will be enough to stabilize the markets.
However most global stock markets were firm on Friday after wild swings in the past week as some analysts said there was evidence of a "bottom" from the market meltdown of the past few weeks.

Anonymous said...

OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name: 'Le-a' ???

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced 'Ledasha' Oh yes...you read it right.
This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is
irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something come across
your desk like this please remember to pronounce it correctly.
When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name,
she said 'the dash don't be silent.'

I guess the mom didn't know how to spell "dash."

Anonymous said...

What is so wrong about racially profiling ?

America has been invaded by 12 million Mexicans

Why is it objectionable to racially profile here in Arizona ? , the Mexican border is a short 2 1/2 hour drive from Phoenix. It makes perfect sense to profile all Hispanics.

Besides, it's not like the police are going out of their way to find Mexican criminals, everywhere you look you see Mexicans breaking the law, driving like they're either blind drunk or fucking retarded, or committing some act of violence.

Over 80% of all Phoenix calls for Police service involve crimes involving Mexicans. Don't believe me? Buy a scanner and listen in on what's going on every day in Phoenix.

It makes perfect sense for the Phoenix Police to be reasonably suspicious of any Hispanic they come in contact with. Every hispanic should expect to be asked if they are here in America legally. Every hispanic should expect to be asked to show valid ID anytime a Police officer asks them.

Every native born American citizen in America has to show a Police Officer their driver's licence or some picture ID when asked, why do they Mexicans thinks they're so special that they don't have to cooperate with American Police?

Isn't that the real problem ?

Isn't the real problem that the Mexicans don't think they have to obey the law here in America? Isn't that the real issue?

Isn't the real issue that Mexicans have no respect for America's borders, language, laws and culture?

Isn't the real problem the Mexican criminal mentality?

Don't you dare call me a racist either. You know I'm not.

Anonymous said...

Something everyone should know who lives in the New York Metro Area....

My trumpeting farts are so bad that I've driven my pets and wife out of the house today.

I hope the pets come back.

Anonymous said...

Work harder, my family needs you.

Anonymous said...

Top 10 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is The Antichrist:

10. His backround touches almost every continent, culture and religion. e.g.
Muslim, African Father,White Christian Mother, Middle Eastern Sur and Middle names,Israeli First name,etc. ("The Leopard" of Rev.13

9. He was born in Honolulu,HI. The beast is described as rising out of the sea. Hawaii is an Island that rose volcanically out of the sea.

8.He seemed to appear out of thin air, out of nowhere. I remember the first time I heard his name. A little over a year ago on a radio talk show, and had no idea to whom the speaker was referencing!

7. His Meteoric Rise. After appearing out of nowhere, he seems to get extremely popular, much of which is actually due to his seemingly supernatural charisma, as well as hard feelings toward the incumbent administration.

6.John McCain running on the same platform as unpoular president Bush,making it easy for the Antichrist to prevail over McCain. Obama is running against a very unpopular administration, which proves it is a set up.

5. The Economic Collapse. This is being used to make the people eager for change, and progress, especially when their way of life is threatened.This is being used to make us look to Obama for hope.

4. You can't spell Barack without AC

3. He has the same speaking style as Joseph Stalin

2.People are practically worshipping him due to his supernatural aura of charisma.

And the number one reason Barack Obama is the Antichrist:

He voted to kill babies who survived abortions!

Something only the devil himself would do!

Anonymous said...

Q)) - Do you know what Mexicans get in Mexico when they file for WELFARE ?

A)) - A map of the United States.

Anonymous said...

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for welfare social services by the American taxpayers.

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular,their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our southern border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from terrorist countries.

12. The National Policy Institute, “estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.”

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.

14. “The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.”

Anonymous said...

The Honorable James David Manning and his advice for White people
Dr. Manning is one of the most influential Black Preachers in America today, but the mainstream media has deemed him too hot for primetime and definitely too hot for the 2008 election.

Watch this short video and find out why, then pass it on to everyone you know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_aIvfFq3BA&feature=related

Anonymous said...

I am a nice person.
I am a pretty girl.
I work out and am fit.
I am a smart girl.
I pay my bills on time.
I have a good job.
I drive a nice car.
I have a cute apartment.
I am patient and caring and responsible.

Anonymous said...

I don't:

burp in public if I can help it.
pick my nose in public ever.
pick my panties out of my ass in public either.
get drunk and fall down, though I may get drunk on occasion.

Anonymous said...

A Disabled Veteran's Perspective

To anyone who'll listen to my rant...I am a disabled veteran, I have also worked at Carl T. Hayden VAMC in Phoenix for several years. I lost my job there because I chose to complain...I wrote to Senator Jon Kyl as well as Senator John McCain. Senator Jon Kyl forwarded my letter and was very receptive to my complaints, Senator John McCain sent me a letter stating, and I quote "I feel your complaints are a Veteran's Administration issue" and dismissed it as such. I had thought that someone who was a P.O.W. and uses this in their campaign would be respectful of complaints within the state he represents especially concerning Veteran's. I was even more frustrated to see his appearence on the "Daily Show" on Comedy Central where he stated he had been writing his 5th or 6th book? This was about the same time that I was writing and e-mailing about my complaints of abuses within the V.A. I respect John McCain as any Vet would, but personally feel his 20-some years in Washington has tainted him. I know I will start a firestorm with what I have stated, but I will be more than happy to scan and e-mail documents or fax them to you, my file to fight for the job that I lost is about two inches thick!

Anonymous said...

I'm allergic to cats --
maybe I'll get fish. They're low maintenance

: )

Anonymous said...

not all woman suck...
the ones that dont are useless

Anonymous said...

Here is about a good an explanation of you will find of our tax system and the mentality of those who pay taxes or not!

This is an explanation of our tax system using actual percentages, the impact of a tax cut, and the public reaction.

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day
and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. 'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that
from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end
up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would
be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he
proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so -
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to
drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare
their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20, 'declared the sixth man. He pointed to
the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too.
It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I
got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth
man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without
him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something
important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half
of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax
system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from
a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they
just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas
where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, or will not, understand, no explanation is possible.

Anonymous said...

re, Cats -
can't say it often enough, they are worthless fur balls that need to be exterminated

or,

turned into canned food to feed a Mexican.

Anonymous said...

Be advised -
Never buy real estate listed on craigslist (CL).

Never use a real estate agent, broker, mortgage lender, etc. listed on craigslist (CL).

Anonymous said...

Be further advised -

NEVER buy or accept, even when free, any PET listed or posted on craigslist (CL).

Anonymous said...

Consumers you must be advised of the following:

Never believe any of those ads on craigslist (CL) that say they can get you into a home and finance it.
Especially be ware of the ones that claim you can get a mortgage even with bad credit.

These are all scams.
They are looking to obtain your personal information including your email account.
This is the start of Identity Theft.

Anonymous said...

Looking for a Job, many are:

Avoid using craigslist (CL), this is a favorite hangout for spammers, scam and con artist looking to steal your personal information by you filing out an application and giving your details like, name, phone number, next of kin, social security number, driver's license number, address, personal references, work history, previous addresses, and parents names.

These are all you need for Identity Thieves to steal your life.

Anonymous said...

Powell endorses Obama

Anonymous said...

The solution to end racial profiling...
elect our brother,
Barack Hussein Obama

Anonymous said...

Another Idiot Ad on craigslist (CL)

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Free Hot Tub
Do you need a year round way to water your lawn, deck, yard, garage? Have you ever wondered what a 425 gallon colander looks like? Ever really wanted a motorized dog bath? Today is your lucky day. I have a free hot tub. Yes it is complete and it is drained. I drained part of it and it drained itself the rest of the way. Where does it leak??? Find that and you have found the leprechaun with the pot of gold. This unit is perfect for the individual who knows no limit to frustration. The type of person who likes a challenge even when there is no chance of winning. This will build the kind of character in you the armed forces dream of. You will find yourself exhibiting behavior that you never thought possible, but ITS FREE!!!! You will need strong backs to load and a trailer. I will be able to offer short bouts of sympathy and witty banter while you prepare to begin your journey.

If this interests you, and it should because ITS FREE, you will need to call and schedule to come by and pick it up. Please remember, I am not a business as it is hard to make a living giving things away. Please call and let me know when you will be there as I have other things to do. I will not guarantee anything except you have your work cut out for you. I will not deliver it, save it, paint it, or take photos of it for you until it is on your trailer....again...ITS FREE. Please call me if you want it. [DELETED]

Coleman 411 – 5 Person tub
Has Cover
Pumps, heater, etc did work
Air injector pump has been disconnected
The rest is a foam filled crap shoot

Anonymous said...

An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk

Dear Adult Store Shoppers,

Maybe you want to buy some pornography or maybe you'd like to purchase some condoms, lube, lingerie, toys, games or whatever other merchandise we carry. That's great, and I hope you find what you want in the store, but please, avoid these pitfalls and be a good customer.

1. If you are a needy as hell customer who asks me to check movies before you rent or buy them to make sure you will like them, I will secretly hate you. All of our movies have people fucking in them. Usually 2 or more people! This much you should know. Now do the following: Look at the box cover. Is it appealing to you? No? Stop, put the movie away and pick up another and try again. Yes? Good! Now, turn over the box. Do you see those other pictures? If none of those appeal to you, don't rent the movie. If they appeal to you, rent it, take it home, wank to it, be happy. If it's not to your liking, shut the fuck up and rent another movie. I really don't care if it wasn't appropriate wanking material up to your fine and high pornography standards. This isn't a restaurant where you can send something back if you don't like it – it's a porn store.

2. If you return movies that you rented with unidentified substances on them, you are a nasty motherfucker who should get hit by a bus. I get paid $9.00/hour, which is not enough to clean up your spunk. Wash your hands before you take the DVD out of the player, you nasty ass son of a bitch. After you return that nasty jizz covered movie, I will curse you loudly, put on 2 pairs of latex gloves, use copious amounts of cleaning supplies and then put a nasty note in your account about how you are a nasty asshole who can't return a movie the way we gave it to you - clean and DNA free. Then, everyone who works in the store knows what a nasty person you are. So for the love of Christ, wash your nasty hands and have some respect for the people who work here.

3. If you and your partner come into my store and you want to buy some lingerie, that is great. It's even nice if your husband/boyfriend/John/whatever wants to help you into the lingerie as some of the stuff we sell is hard to get on by yourself. But seriously, don't fuck in my dressing room. That is nasty and gross. Take your lingerie, try it on, buy it if you like it, take it home and fuck there. I wouldn't come into your place of work and fuck on your desk, so don't have sex here in my store. Don't try to be sneaky about it either. If I notice you've been in the dressing room for more than a few minutes, I'm going to come by and knock on the door to see if everything is okay. And if I hear moaning and grunting, I'm going to call the police.

4. Please treat our merchandise with some respect. In any other store would you open up boxes, rip off labels, or throw things around? I doubt it. Also, my store is not a club or a party. I know we are open late, so maybe you really do think this is a club, but I swear it's not. It's a store. We're here to sell things and make money. The things we sell are fun and great, sure, but this is not a place for you and all of your friends to come in and laugh and scream and point (and destroy merchandise, as mentioned above) for 2 hours and then leave without purchasing anything.

5. Don't hit on me or any of my coworkers. That is desperate and gross. Also, you're standing at my counter with 2 tranny movies, some desensitizing spray and a pair of panties. Do you really think this situation lends itself to me agreeing to go out with you? Nope, didn't think so. Also, don't stare at me or my coworkers like we're pieces of meat. Don't ask us inappropriate questions either. No, I won't demonstrate how the toys are used. I also won't tell you what it is I like in bed. And seriously, if you ask me to model lingerie one more time, I'm going to kick you out.

6. Additionally, just because I work at an adult store does not make me uneducated, a freak, a stripper, a prostitute or desperate. I am college educated (and currently in graduate school), well read and a pretty normal person with friends, family, a dog, hobbies, etc. I took this job for a variety of reasons, none of which I have to explain to you.

7. If I ask for your ID, don't give me grief. Take it as a compliment – I'm saying that you look youthful and fresh. I can get in trouble and lose my job for letting someone under 18 into the store. Don't bitch about how you don't have your ID (I have to ask you to leave, sorry) or how you have to go out to your car and walk the terrible 30 feet to get it or ask me how old I think you are. You look like you could be under 18. Show me your ID and I'll leave you alone. If all of your friends show me their ID but you “don't have yours,” I'm going to have to ask you to go outside. Just because all of your friends are 18+ does not mean you are. I know it's a bummer, but it's the rule.

8. And finally, if you are someone who brings your child into the store, you fail at parenting and at life.

Thanks, and have a great day.

Your Friendly Adult Store Clerk

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