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Hey what do they do with all that FAT at a Fat Farm once these tub-o-lards supposedly lose it?
re, Q on Q:
Why do you think they invented domestic fish farms.
Thats the fish food.
Men,
Before you get married look at Mommy - that is your new wife in 20 years.
Any questions?
re, Men
Yeah my future mother-in-law is a fox and I would do her in a minute.
re, Men -
Uh Oh, my future mother-in-law looks like death warmed over, I am heading for the hills ...
re, Men
I had sex with my mother-in-law.
I had my wife's sister.
I had her two best friends.
Now I have her.
Marriage
Men if you are thinking of marriage dont, you'd be better off moving back in with your mother.
re, Marriage:
Here is a tip that will help you decide.
Ask yourself if you would be willing to let her pee on your face, if the answer is yes ....
Please get help at once you sick bastard.
q) How do you knw when a woman is too Fat for you?
a) Simple - when her panties are bigger than your underwear.
re, Cindy (marraige) - - - -
That was a good one !!!
Good Morning all :
Just had some T.A.P.
Getting started it's coffee time then off 2 work I go.
OK - Who Farted ???
re, farts
It was one of those BBW (fat women)
Guys,
If you stick one thumb up you ass and the other thumb in your mouth you will have the perfect vacuum.
Re, sex last weekend.
I had me a flipping Filipino from Toronto.
The place is infested with them.
She was young, petite, and gives great head.
Made her gag and swallow like a good little cow pie.
This board today is pr occupied with sex.
Lacy,
what's your point?
Didn't you get any last night?
Do you want some sex now?
I am available but I dont do BBW's
Attention ladies ...
I dont do BBW's but I do - do BMW's
If buy me one and I am yours.
re, Yonkers
U R Bonkers
Some people here forget to take their MEDS this morning.
Ladies if you have a man, keep him, satisfy him, that rice bowl he provides you is harder to fill or replace the older you get.
Is there any young attractive ladies in Mid Town NYC today that want to get spanked during their lunch hour ??
re, Wall Street
Go play with your banana you sick-o
re, wall street
ur office or mine?
re, skinny
I am black had me a skinny white girl and gave it too her so hard she poop herself.
re, black man walking
I had me your sister.
re, white guy
That wasn't my sister that was your half breed mommy.
re, spanking in NYC
how about a 3-sum say around 1:30 today?
re, NY Mets
Yankees rule dude get a life and a reality check
re, Yankee Fan
The check is in the mail .......
Baseball .......
Everyone knows NYC sucks and Boston Red Sox rule.
re, Baseball
Nope I am a true blue Phillies fan.
re, baseball / Phillies
Get a life go have a Philly Cheese Steak.
re, Woman, Sex, Sports, and Cars ...
I love this new board.
re, Black Man Walking
How was those sloppy seconds?
I was there first and left my deposit.
re, Bruno
She took a shower first and said some stupid Italian was here but couldn't satidfy her.
I took care of that.
I think you people must have all attended the Larry Storch School of Acting.
re, spanking
Wow you got me masturbating in front of my computer.
re, masturbating ....
Be careful not to get that sticky cum on your keyboard it's hard to get off.
re, spanking
would I have to bring my own paddle?
re, spanking
what no whips and chains just paddles
To all of you Mr Mrs Ms - from NYC
Please STFU
re, spanking
Make her call you Daddy
Is there a 12-step program for you sicks man trash bastrads to join?
re, Program
There is one for you, it is a 2-step program
Put gun in mouth, pull trigger
re, Yes Ma'am
I thought Trigger was a horse.
Hello,
Just getting up.
I have to trim my fur burger and then go to the spa today.
I dont want to ruin my Rice Bowl.
I dont know whats wrong with me.
I am young, attractive, great body.
All my friends my age are all ready on their second husbands.
re, spanking
Sorry I had my spanking last night.
Now I'm feeling a little cross eyed at this point.
Guys - remember to put the sausage in the burger bun and not in the dirty clothes hamper.
re, Patti
Ahhhhhhhhhh
But I like my sausage in the dirty hamper it fits better there
re, Patti
What about sending it down the laundry chute?
Sammy,
depends on how big it is and if the laundry chute can accomadate it.
re, last weekend sex
Whenever I want a change I just get me a street walking slut, go into the alley and have it.
re, BBW
u fat cow bitches couldn't get laid in a Mosque full of Muslim suicide bombers.
Iraq -
what we need is more rape and pillage
spoils of war u know
I enjoyed it during my military stay in Nam
UN -
Our U.S. dollars go for UN Peace Keepers to rape underaged girls and help promote Islam, Pedophilia, and unwanted pregnancy.
But our politicians know best.
re, UN
Bet you wish you were there gettin sum.
re, Patti
What to do about yellow rain?
Simon,
avoid it ... it stains and smells awful
re, spanking
to the gal that got hers last night ...
what did he use, i,e, his hand, a paddle, a whip, a belt, a wooden spoon ???
did he tie you up ???
re, spanking - Sara
Yes he tied me up, tight, with ropes.
He used a wooden spoon.
Hurt like hell
Made my butt warm, red, and sore.
Then he had his way with me, several times.
re, My Sore Bottom
Damn you made me masturbate again.
Thinking of moving to Arizona, here is a want ad for help:
Need someone to help with our computers:
If you are good with computers this would be a good part time job. $14 per hour to help us with all sorts of computer issues.
re, petite in Boston
I really have a thing for tiny titties. Don't know why I find them sexy but I do.
Cum 2 me u dont need a boob job.
Some people just should not procreate.
re, Boob Job
The only problem with small ones is that it is difficult to have tit sex.
re, jobs in Arizona
who the hell takes a job for $14.00 an hour doing computer work?
re, computer job - jason
You do do if you move to Phoenix. So stay home.
Phoenix is now the 5th largest city in America ...
We have everything hereL
Gangs
Drugs
Idiot Politicians
Photo Radar
Crime
Illegal Aliens
High Taxes
Pedophiles
Identity Thieves
Poor Services
Stupid People
Traffic Jams
Low Wages
Should I continue ......... ???????
re, Arizona
The new Mexico
Texas, California, New Mexico, and Arizona will all be part of Mexico soon.
Florida is all ready the New Cuba
Wetback and Woodchippers
any oher questions their Pedro?
People People People
Please proof and spell check before posting
re, On the Move
STFU, go have a banana.
re, banana
is that in the tail pipe?
re, banana
If you put it in my tail pipe it will make me stall out.
re, Banana / Lucy
Not if it's done right.
re, banana
make sure its not too ripe or mushy.
hard and big is best
re, banana
Warning: Trying to take it from an ape may be harder than you think.
re, Boob Job Solution
Simple solution to a simple problem.
Just get one boob done to make sure that you like it.
re, George of the Jungle
I never leave home without my banana.
Is that banana clean, hard, and ready?
re, Sally:
Always baby, always.
re, Banana
Spank that banana
or should I spank it for you?
Hey I'll eat your banana.
re, Put your banana on my boobs and we'll call it even.
re, boobs
I think you should get a 3rd boob added, it makes more sense than anything else said here.
re, BBW and Boobs
Thye gots so much fat hanging they looks like they gots 4 boobs so go gets u one of thems.
do bananas and boobs go well together?
re, banana and boobies question
Is the Pope Catholic?
Hey make sure you dont mix a banana with a cherry or else you may get a surprise of a lifetime.
re, cherries
I have plucked a few in my time and my banana doesn't have offspring.
re, banana discussions
Simple or simpleton ... you figure it out.
re, betty
would you like my simple banana?
re, spankings
would you settle for a good beat down?
re, spankings
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Tie me up master.
re, Betty
do I have to get you drunk first or would you like my banana while your still awake?
re, Betty
Want 2 inspect my big banana?
re, banana
do they cum with or without cream?
RE: Boob Job
Before I can give you an honest opinion, I will have to feel out the situation. Also, if you won't strip for cash, will you strip for a check?
re, Paula
U dumb ass everyone now takes plastic.
Attention all ladies that are a 7 or better ...
My banana is now available.
re, Rowland
It better be really big, hard, and fresh out of the crate.
re, Sue
How about mine?
It hasn't even been plucked off the tree yet.
re, Sue
My banana is hard too get out of the crate can you help me?
re, guys and their bananas
Well I like lean fresh young bacon myself.
I am offering ....
No pork here.
No lard used.
All natural.
Finest stock available anywhere.
re, Betty, Lu Lu, Sally, Gail, et al
Sounds like you all need your feathers plucked and your bird stuffed.
wooooo
hey ladies, my banana is still attached at one end to the tree.
No one has talked about getting 2 bananas together.
Gee I'm just wanting to pimp my banana.
I get my banana's from the excort exchange.
I am a Mexican girl I like bananas from Brazil.
re, some guy in SF
Hey I'll share and exchange my banana with you.
I am 22.
I lost my cherry to a big banana some time back.
I am 42 and at my age it's hard to even find a good hard banana.
re, Kari
Yes I agree but the market is full of hotdogs.
re, Kari
Maybe its not the banana but the opening is too lose and too used.
Paris Hilton put her Hollywood home on the market today.
Everyone knows where the slut criminal is so she needs a new place to hide and recoop nefore starting her wild whoring ways again.
re, Kari
Try a homeless man he may have a banana that suits you.
re, Boob Job Advice .......
Remember to get your nipples done as well.
Do it right or dont do it at all.
I like my white hard banana in a good yellow package.
Well I put my banana in a new bird last night and the feathers where flying every where.
re, Kari
would you consider dual bananas?
re, Kari
You got 2 lick the banana before using it to make sure its hard.
re, kari
Wait till tonight u can bend over, grab your ankles and I'll give you a banana in the tail pipe.
re, tail pipe and bananas
I dont like no banana in my tail pipe. My pipe is small. I have tried it and I dont like it.
Hello:
This is a TEST of your brain .....
Are you an Idiot?
Please respond ...............................
re, The Banana Test
I tried the banana in the main opening but it just flaps around from side to side. The hole appears to be too big for a proper fit.
Then I tried the banana on the top hole but but the pipe was too small to get it all the way in without problems.
Finally I tried the bottom hole. It fits just right, tight, but goes all the way in. My banana likes the bottom hole the best.
Banana Litigation -
Girl I am really upset you tried to peel my banana with permission.
Sorry folks I can't participate in this discussion, My Banana in in denial.
I can't talk about my Banana I am under judcial restraint not to be within 100 yards of you.
My banana is a real tough guy. He beat up two defenseless cherries and now he has to attend an Anger Management Class.
Hello,
I am the unknown Banana comic.
You can find me at any club wearing my sock.
Hey Fella take that Banana out of your mouth when talking to a lady.
Oh sorry I didn't realize it was your snazola.
This is the second time this year I have been called for Banana Duty.
Warning:
All citizens should lock their doors and windows and carry a large 'Bobbit' style knife.
There is a masked banana on the lose.
I am laughing so hard at these posts I am pissing bananas.
I not the man I use too be. My banana is all shriveled up and limp, soft like mush.
Is there a banana doctor in the house?
Help is on the way ...
Now there is Viagra for the banana
Joke Just 4 Men
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all basic household appliances come in white."
Well, I'm off to the store
To see what I can steal.
Robbing from the poor, and giving to the poorer,
ME !
God, I love LA.
What Took Her So Long?
Mother kills her family and then herself. I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.
I think some of you posters missed out on your early Head Start Program as a child.
The difference between Wite Men and Black Men
Some white men smell sometimes.
All black men smell all the time.
Attention:
To the person who stole my 2-gallon gas can a few days ago from in front of my house.
Be advised I had one stolen about a week earlier, so I planted one this time full of gas but with a half cup of sugar.
So about this time your car / truck is not running and the motor is ruined.
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