Jun 16, 2007

Archived Postings for July 2007




Just Say, "NO to stupid CL Regulars."



CLOSED for Posting -Please POST to the Current Month - These are for Read Only ....
The following are archived postings for the Month of July 2007.
I will be archiving my postings, at least for awhile.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

Net Neutrality Means -
No Flagging Ever
No Censorship

Thanks for your support.

746 comments:

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Cronk said...

Well I am proud to be the first one to post here. I hope there are many more. Anything beats that damn CL and its flaggers (flag system).

Just woke up to some T.A.P.

Red Sox Fan said...

Yankee fans you might have been born ALL BOY! But now your just girlie boys.

Anonymous said...

The New Apple Phone:
Fantastic just what we needed another toy for some 1 to play with while driving their vehicles.

Anonymous said...

To the that stypid ass in Boston, Ass tasting? WTF's wrong with you?
Stickin my tongue up her pooper is not gonna give me a hard wood, dude. But if i wanna eat some pussy i dont have much choice bout gettin my face next to that dirt box, now do?

Look u idiot ... find yourself a hooker, buy the ticket, take the ride.

Revere said...

Masturbation, we all do it, be a man just admit it.
Hi first post here, I have bought my wife a ton of toys.
I have my own anal toy. I stick in my ass that hits the prostrate and I shoot huge loads masturbating like hell .... wow it feels so good
Need to get me a fleshlight next.
BTW I still fuck my wife silly, just need it more than she can give.
LOL

Free of Crap said...

anal sex ....
I never did that to any of my girlfriends, and now I've been married for 6 years, never did that to my wife either. It's the ultimate act of hate and degradation to a woman. It's saying that she'll do anything for you and is a piece of crap, literally, because that's where crap comes out of.

Breast Man said...

I stayed at a resort and went to the water park and it was a sea of breasts. All shapes and sizes. I am a breast man who appreciates those fascinating lovely mounds. I was in heaven. Thank you ladies for a great weekend. P.S. Bras need to be outlawed.

Nassau said...

Today's Panties for the NYC Area:
Are white cotton bikini briefs.....
Tonight's panties.....
Will be white lace crotchless panties

Anonymous said...

HEY ISLAM, GO FUCK YOURSELF........
Go bugger Mohammed (shit be on him) in hell.

Bronx Mania said...

To The New York Yankees:
Hey, nice 2-1 win last night. Congrats,

To the Boston Fan that posted earler, eat shit you loser.

Anonymous said...

A recent survey showed 40% of UK Muslims believe the UK should be under Sharia (Islamic) Law.
20% believe that should be brought about using any means necessary.

Wake-up America, You Are Next!

Kill 1 said...

TO THE MY RANT COMPLAINER in NYC:
His penis smelled like poo poo.

You faggots are even more nauseating than I thought. Why don’t you revolting sub humans just shoot yourselves.

Black in NYC said...

2 the guy who said Black Girls are not Dumb they are misled...
i agree, we r misled ... Hell, u seem like a good guy. i'll date u.
Wants 2 try some white neat 4 change ...

It's Everywhere said...

Summertime R&R on Craigslist.
You can tell the kids are out of school & on Mom's computer - the little shits. Get out of the basement & go outside. Ride a bike, cut the grass OR read a book. You've been pulling your putz so much while posting the racist & porn crap that your brains are starting to leak out - and it's only the 4th. of July.

Hopefully they wont fnd ths place.

Thanks 2 the guy who emailed me this new posting site Blog.

Anonymous said...

ray nagin the people of new orleans just want ur sorry black ass 2 go away.

Anonymous said...

I hate prozak
If you are having sex with a partner that would be good.
If you had to jerk off I hope you get Carpal Tunnel?

Anonymous said...

Hey what is T.A.P. mean?

thankx said...

Great NEW Blog, and no waiting for it to post.

A Republikan said...

Liberals they give me the shits !!!

Mr Boston said...

Hey Yankee Fans you lick the shower drains of Red Sox players and love it.

A Liberal said...

Well mr republikan, learnt 2 spell, u gives me friggin nightmares

Anonymous said...

Hey you dirty ass sheetpups you try that islamic crap here in America like u just did in the UK we good ole boys are going to have to create a special unit of the KKK just for burning muslims at the stake.

Anonymous said...

Hey look at me I just paid $500.00 for an iPhone I dont need.

mr america said...

Immigration Facts:
Just ask the American Indians what happens when you don't control Immigration !!!

Anonymous said...

Thank GOD the iPhone is here, I dont know how much longer I could have lasted with my Blackberry.

getting me sum said...

T.A.P. = Tits, Ass, Pussy .......

L.o.L

straight guy said...

Hot steamy gay sex!!!!
Isn't that a FAG TRAP ????

TJ said...

Flash Moment of Thought :
Boobies are life
ha ha

Mischa Chang said...

Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky Ricky, Any time you want me all you have to do is call, I LOVE YOU RICKY

Freak Boy said...

Ann Coulter
Intriguing to watch, I can't look away. Something not quite right.
Oh I know she's really a he.

Pollo Town said...

Shut the hell up people!
mommy make the bad man shut up
you got to love it
mom are my blueberry pancakes ready

Ms Liberal said...

Ann Coulter is a complete Right Wing Bitch.
Do You retards and rejects have any questions?

Anonymous said...

Wetbacks.
The unions see them as NEW meat, a new America, fight that you conservative assholes.

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton's out of jail I wonder if she'd cum over and suck my cock?

Anonymous said...

Liberals are cockroaches
Muslims are goat fuckers
Conservatives are neo con idealist
Illegals are dirty brown Mexican scum I keep tripping over and having to pay for everywhere I go.

Idea Man said...

4 Sale 12 million undocumented illegal aliens primarily Mexican.
Sold by the pound.
One penny per pound.
Buy’em, Trade’em, Re-sell’em.
Franchises available.

Anonymous said...

T.A.P. that was really great.

Pop Me 2 said...

I like this Blog. 4 one thing no waiting 2 post.
I will still post to CL but I may answer here.
Think about that u losers.

1 said...

Flash Moment of thought ...
That was really funny.

I am thinking round firm ass and tight pussy.

Are you surprised said...

Lazy nigger sued hard working Asian family for $54 Million.
But this was not about the lost of a pair of pants. This case reflects the niggers' attitude towards life: Get easy money. Which is why they rob banks, mug decent people, and in the case of this judge, they sue the hard working Asian families with a strong work ethic.

Redneck Bliss said...

Ah Im going huntin early tomorrow but what will it be ... niggas, fat people, muslims, or mexicans.

Oh i hates makin decisions so early in the morning.

Bill in DC said...

A Rave: News Anchor Refuse to Report Paris Hilton Story
It's about time someone - anyone finally realized that this whole Hollywood slut stuff is NOT news.
Too bad it took a woman with balls to do it instead of a man but hell who cares. She's right it is NOT news.

Happy Now said...

CL we cant go on anymore.
I'm here now.
Flaggers piss off or flag away who cares this is my new posting home.

PV Truth said...

my life is the result of the choices I make
it is plain and simple.... Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
and, if you play with pussy unprotected expect to get infected.

boo hoo said...

Why Women Are Crabby?
Just ask any man, when you see that dumb look you will know.

Gay Blade (the bulldog) said...

I have been cloned.
Come to Phoenix Arizona and let me fuck ya in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Anchor Babies:
Born to non U.S. Citizens but are citzens by birth according to the government.

I call them fertilizer for my garden.

ya ya said...

I am here now, Thanks. Everyone on CL hates me.

America or Bust said...

Press 1 for Stupidity ...
Why don't these places have a separate phone number for Spanish, Italian, or any of the Chink-aneese languages? We really need to get serious about our national identity or it will be gone. Dumping the amnesty give-away bill was a good start!!

Life is full of Pits said...

How to kill a Pit Bull:
Dig a pit, install sharp stakes or rods, cover with palm leaves.
What is evil must die slowly and in pain.

Anonymous said...

Remember logic is lost in Politics.
DEMOCRATS are idealist not realist.

Making Sense said...

The Mexican Government is largely corrupted by the drug industry.
Much of the drug industry revolves around the U.S. now doesn't it?
Goes back to English tactics of introducing addictive products to ensure repeat business, see tobacco, heroin, cocaine (Coca Cola is still riding on a business built on addiction) Do you give a shit what Phillip Morris does in say ... Malaysia or China?
Personally, I think we should keep many of the Mexicans and deport all of the Liberals.

A Bewildered Woman said...

Before I die my wish is to saw off a man's head and mount it on my wall.

Real World Talking said...

Mr Mexican.
You are a piece of beetle dung and cockroach feeding on the lives of middle class Americans.
Go back to Mexico take all that slime you call offspring with you.

Tempe Talking said...

For the People of Scottsdale Arizona:
Just cos it's a thought from that piss wad arrogant brain of yours, it might be a bunch of you are acring whack-o under the full moon tonight In the desert.
Nah your just assholes.

Mr. Squirrel said...

To the tourist from Arizona that came to Colorado could you please return my nuts?

Whitey Speaks said...

Damn I wish peeps wouldn't kill helpless little animals!.
But they taste so good.

Send 'em Packin said...

In the early 1970's Then President Richard M. Nixon indoctrinated a policy whereby "illegal immigrants" were loaded onto DC-9 airplanes and transported to the southern border of Mexico and let off. These planes were working 24hours a day 7 days a week and gave the transportees a 2500 mile trek back to the USA, if they made it that far.
This action lasted until Geralf Ford became President.
The action taken by Richard Nixon kept the illegals out of this country, Why not re-enact the policy again?

Cheese Steak Anyone said...

I just came over from the Phiadelphia CL RnR Brd. Dont go there, I farted before I left.

weinersville :-) said...

I lost my arrow:
I shot a arrow in the air,
where it landed,
I know not where.

Oh wait it's lodge in a Mexicans ass and I cant get it out.

Damn Mexicans they want everything for free.

Anonymous said...

If Ikea is so good, why are people always trying to sell or give their shit away?

I am sad said...

Headline News:
Marvel Comics buries Captain America.

America is waiting 4 results said...

BOSTON - The goal was as audacious as it was simple: Plug the holes in Massachusetts' health care network without resorting to the politically nuclear option of a single government-funded program.
The result is a landmark insurance law praised as innovative, derided as a house of cards and touted by former Gov. Mitt Romney as he runs for president.
As of Sunday, nearly everyone in Massachusetts must be insured or face a series of increasing tax penalties.

stud with a gun said...

A hunting we will go. Ain't nothihg better than loading up the truck and heading for the woods with the old lady hunting. Best part is going deep into the forest and bending her over a tree stump. Trust me hunting is fun.

Patriot said...

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?

"Attention K-Mart shoppers."

Anonymous said...

How About Some Raves:
I'll Start …
I love pretty purple painted toenails in pink fluffy flip-flops!

Red v Blue said...

Neither Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton will win in 2008.

Scranton I Will Stay said...

I was reading some back posts in the Philadelphia RnR Board, and apparently there are some people who are against showering!
WTF is it with you dirty nose booger buggers in Liberty Bell Town?

CC in Phila said...

Fashion Trends ...
It makes me smile a bit knowing that these misguided hipster fucks won't be popping up in years to come, thanks to their excessively tight "I had to chisel down my tarsals to fit in these" jeans. Although there's some debate, more and more sources are indicating a potential for INFERTILITY among men donning their " I kiss other girls at parties but only when I'm drunk" girlfriends' denims.

Anonymous said...

Fatties make me sick -
Fat people should move to their own island where Big Macs and cheese fries grow on the trees. You all can sit in your huts breathing heavy and smelling funky together. Fat lovers will come to visit you. The rest of us will rejoice in the fact that your repulsive bodies are out of sight.

Anonymous said...

Farts are just turds honking for the right of way,,,

Owner's Residence said...

Hello! When you visit our bath room, please just leave the fan on. You are welcome' but your smells are not.
Were you born in a barn or what?

Baltimore Jimmy said...

You could be a Muslim if ...

You wear a turbin.

You read the Quran.

You have a fetish which involves making and exploding bombs.

You dislike America and it's Allies (often referred to as the West).

You think Women are inferior.

Yup! You are a Muslim.

Larry in DC said...

Fathers day is confusing in Black areas because children have to run around and ask every man they see ...

Are You My Daddy?

Leroy in Portland said...

I dont have anything against -
Blacks
Mexicans
or
Muslims

I think every white guy in America should be allowed to own at least one of each.

ya ya in arizona said...

Farts - that was damn funny

ya ya in arizona said...

Well now fellow new posters, it is my night time, and as one guy said, I am off to get me some T.A.P.

Tony D. said...

To the earlier Yankees and Red Sox posters, I am Philadelphia Phillies fan always have been always will be,

Just Wondering (Baltimore) said...

Deodorant
There has always been something I could never figure out.
They make deodorant for under your arms, but why don`t they make deodorant for between your balls and legs.
I`m just saying, it could come in handy.

The "Q" said...

If you want to stay in The Unired States that is fine but first you must pass my immigration test?

1) Do you have any tattoos?

2) Do you shave your genitals?

3) Do you have anything besides an ear pierced?

4) Do you have any body parts enhanced?

If you answered YES to any of the above, please leave the USA immediately and take any sleazy American slut that answers YES to any of the above with you.

THANK YOU

burned mind said...

Open letter to my Diva of a Fax Machine
Fax is a dead technology.

Stop faxing RIGHT NOW.

Scan and email. Please.

If anyone gives you a raft of shit about how it NEEDS to be faxed just pause three seconds and ask for their email address. Then, scan and email. When they get it, tell them to print it. Should they continue to bitch, wait until they're through, wait three seconds, and then tell them to print your email. What they have in hand is just as good as a fax and easier for everyone.

If anything MUST be faxed to you, I want you to focus on the soles of your feet. You feel that creaking? That's death. That's the hand of Darwin coming to wipe you away. That's your shit un-openness to the ways of the changing world causing your life energies to creep away.

Hans said...

Goodin Morgen new post-os
Just woke up to some T.A.P. myself.
Have a great 1

Sir Baltimore said...

Word on the Street is....

craigslist (CL) Sucks, this is the place to be.

Getting Even said...

Attention CL Posters and Flaggers, especially those from the Phoenix RnR Brd ....
I am reposting here, to a NEW board with NO Flagging -

My Original Post on CL = Flagging Is Facist
It was said, "Not at all. Flagging is the healthy ..."
Blah Blah Blah

What you mean is a bunch of bored ass frustrated housewives, unemployed Realtors, con artist Mortgage Brokers, and Stinking Drug Users called REGULARS should control the CL Phx board ...
Say it, come on Say It you little Bitches.

Now suck my dog's cock you flagging asshole whinny butt breath control freak pieces of shit.

Now try and FLAG this you assholes!
Ha ha ha ha / LOL / Laughing so hard now

We-of-America said...

There are 3 things required for men to be happy. Sex,Food and Toys. As long as all those are met we are happy.

working man said...

Why dating in DC is a little more challenging.
... you have to remember a few things about Washington DC:

1) Melting pot. Lots of people are from different countries.

2) People living in DC are not from DC. Everytime I meet someone at a bar, he/she is not even from DC. (basically there's even a melting pot for white people living in DC)

3) DC women are not normal and really insecure. If you can find an out of towner, one visiting, they are the best to date.

4) Most people inside the Beltway are stuck on themselves, they actually think their shit doesn't stink and they are above everyone else on the planet.

Blackman Talking said...

White Americans living just outside the DC Beltway - Their analysis of the world seems to be based on soundbites from FOX News and they don't seem to have any substantive information (i.e, historical) about anything. Plus, they seem to view everything through a racial or religious lens.

Blackman Thinking in Phila said...

I had no idea I wasn't in tune with my blackness. Oh, wait, fuck that, I am TOO IN TUNE to my blackness.

My blackness is scairing me from getting into better relationships.

Al Sharpon's Reflection said...

Interesting that a black man writes this. At least he sees reality.

KEY QUOTE:
"The tragic fact of business is that ordinary Africans were better off under colonialism. Colonial masters never committed anything near the murder and genocide seen under black rule in Rwanda, Burundi, Uganda, Nigeria, Mozambique, Somalia and other countries, where millions of blacks have been slaughtered in unspeakable ways, which include: hacking to death, boiling in oil, setting on fire and dismemberment. If as many elephants, zebras and lions had been as ruthlessly slaughtered, the world's leftists would be in a tizzy."

This was written by an educated blackman in South Africa but never republished here in America ... I wonder why?

Anonymous said...

Pedro is now the most common first name in the US.
Yesterday CNN published a recent survey which found that 50% of men in America are called Pedro, 30% are called Dick and the remaining 20% are called Chuck.
The most popular name for baby girls is "Paris" after the Princess of America, Paris Hilton.
Interviewed in her trailer park home, Sharon Blick, 22 and mother of eight said. "I done named my kids after famous people. The olderest is Armani, and the youngerest is Paris. I really admire what Paris Hilton done for us women. I ain't never gonna be as good as her but my baby Paris will be." When asked what the father thought of the new baby's name, Sharon informed us that her brother was at work.

Anonymous said...

Ebonics
Living in Baltimore which I always though was part of America, I had a hard time understanding the indigenous people's lingo, so i enrolled in this course and it has really helped a lot.
And they talk about the Mexicans - - -

Anonymous said...

The Census Bureau has just reported on Friday
that about half of the American population will soon be non-white or non-European.

Concerned in DC said...

My take on the order of importance to Americans:

1. Illegal immigration
2. Corruption in Washington
3. Global warming
4. War in Iraq
5. Terrorism

Sad in LA said...

First Time Poster from Los Angeles
I can't trust people - Everytime someone says something nice I don't believe them. I think everyone is lying. People are so fake, phony and disappointing. People don't follow through. People say I like you, they make love to you...then it's over. People say you are great, then they never talk to you again.
I can't trust anything or anyone, not even my judgment. I hate this.

Reporting In From LA said...

thong tan lines
I'm a Tranny girl who enjoys laying out in my backyard in alil tiny stripper thong while i tan...
I'm always careful to spread my legs real wide so the golden rays tan my legz all the way up to my lil hole...
Lately when im ass up with my legz spread, my neighbor who is a "straight male" has been checkin me out...
finding excuses to come to the back, do laundry etc...
yesterday, he came over and pulled up a chair right next to me and practically glued his eyes to my upturned ass and wide spread legz....
if it wern't for my tiny tiny thong he would have seen straight up my ass hole, cuz i was so turned on by his attention that i'm sure my ass was gaping open for cock....
I want to suck and fuck this guy soooo bad, but other than strutting around like a whore i don't know what to do!

The Phx Dude said...

The one thing I like about this Post Forum is there are NO damn LINKS here.

Gay Guy in SF said...

Hey Phx Dude,
I agree I also like the fact there are NO stupid as pictures here.

Jim from Florida said...

First time poster,
I like the fact people seem to say something intelligent here. Also so far I haven't seen much bashing of other posters. I think your opinions are yours. Be constructive in response or stick a sock in it.

George from Delaware said...

Jim,
Just joining as well. I like the fact the fould language has been kept to a minimum. So far there are intelligent posters here, wonder how long it will last?

New Poster from Detroit said...

To - Concerned in DC
My take on the order of importance to Americans is different:

1. Illegal immigration (stop it now, close the borders)
2. Exporting American Jobs in the name of a Global Economy (screw it, build it in the USA or dont sell it here)
3. War in Iraq (get out now)
4. Terrorism (round up all Muslims kick there asses out before we are sorry)
5. Corruption in Washington (Yes but we need a 3rd Party to balance things out)

Phoenix Stud Muffin said...

Come meet the Whores of Scottsdale Arizona.
They're called neglected frustrated wives.
There are a LOT of them.
I getting my share with no end in sight.

Anonymous said...

Age of Consent Laws Are A Joke, created mostly by Democrats, who for some reason seem to be the biggest violators of their own laws but still go unpunished. Here are some examples of so-called prominent Democrats committing Pedophilia ...


Ms. Liberal Always said...

To - The Democrat Pedophile Reporter.

Sounds like you're jealous.

What some 16-year-old turn your old fat ass down?

Anonymous said...

Well there Pedophile Reporter, do you have any names, dates, etc. to support your claim or you just another radical right wing nut case spouting off?

learned it the hard way said...

Cox Help:
I have had Cox forever. In 3 states and about 7 houses now.
Cox instituted a policy about a year ago with Internet Speed. It has 3 speeds for 3 different prices, of course. I have the middle one. I found it works best.
The first thing to do is TEST your Cox Internet Speed. Yahoo has been experiencing many problems for about the last 6 weeks so dont judge it on that. Also Yahoo's Search Engine heavily leans to Porn.

TEST Your Speed 4 Free at:

http://www.speakeasy.net/speedtest/

P.S. - This is one of 3 sites that a Cox Technician uses if they come to your home at a $50.00 visit.

A Tech Guy said...

How fast is your modem signal level?
99% of the time its not the connection.
Its spyware!
Try running Adaware and get rid of all the tracking cookies and spyware.
Adaware is a free program. Download it and update it first.
This should fix the problems!

For Windows Users Only ...
Downlaod this program just copy and paste this Linlk to your URL:

http://www.download.com/3001-8022_4-10701900.html

A Good Looking Gal said...

One thing I didn't like about CL was the occasional postings subjecting people to internet bullies. They call one another out to fight and electronic chest beating ensues.
Chest thumpers be gone. Shoo now your mommie is calling you.

angry in chicago said...

why is it?
that people never fix things until it's too late. Just like this godforsaken immigration problem letting all these inferior subhuman bugs take over our country.
this freedom we inherited by the blood of many is going to be stolen by the very government that is setting the global scene up to betray and enslave us by design.
Why do we have to wait until it's too late?

Clyde in Mich said...

I love Mexicans.
I just love the DEAD ones the most.

Anonymous said...

Attention ALL Liberals:
It will help Homeland Security to identify people who are more disgusting than terrorists.

Anonymous said...

Please God, don't give us another power-hungry, morally bankrupt president like Clinton again.

Dedicated Drunk in San Diego said...

Don't tell me we have to talk when I sober up. I will continue to be drunk.

Hungry Man in California said...

t's going to be the 4th of July this Wendsday, make sure you stock up on your supply of high quality cuts of meat for the BBQ. This is when real men cook for their families and themselves.

voicemail said...

America is in trouble! Its Liberism and not wanting to offend that which will kill this great nation. You don't bring a knife to a gun fight and that is exactly what those gutless Dems and Libs have forced this country to do!

Hurry and get your Koran while they are still cheap!

Cuban American said...

About Colombians in Miami Florida.
Colombian men are the greasiest spics around and they have small uncircumsized cocks riddled with smegma.
As for the women... take away the botox injections, the breast implants, the tummy tucks & the stretched face and you have nothing more than a plain ol' housekeeper with corns on her toes.

I'll Post More Later said...

OK - Here is Part 1 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders): 

* Democrat legislator Ted Kennedy was charged with raping girls under the age of 16.

* Democrat city councilman Joseph Biden Jr. was found guilty of fondling underage girls.

* Democrat congressional aide Jeffrey Kerry was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy.

* Democrat County Commissioner Patrick Leahy surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13.

* Democrat prosecutor Larry Colmes was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls. 


Jeffrey in Homestead FL said...

Dead Monkey Society Exam for brain dead Liberals.
Please take it, you will even fail that.
When you do, shoot yourself.

Anonymous said...

Rave:
Some people come here to sit and think
some people come here shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls

Doral in Miami said...

Think about Thoughts:
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

Anonymous said...

Funny Posted AD on CL:
Free brown carpet only shit on once.
Mesa Arizona

Arc 22 said...

I just heard that UPS and FedEx are planning to merge.
The new company name will be Fed UP!

The Bitch said...

Men R Good 4:
Paying me alimony
Paying child support
Moving the grass
Giving me money when I want it

Anonymous said...

Mexicans are just Blacks pulled inside out.

Anonymous said...

Don't get busted
My GF caught me....
I was giving a guy head through a hole in a wall at an adult bookstore when my GF peeked through the door and saw me. I'm in deep shit now but I just have an urge once in awhile.

Stirling Rd Bookstore
Miami Fl

What Happended said...

Twenty years ago when I moved to Miami, all the women were VERY interested in sex and oral sex seemed to be the favorite type. Now they all seem to be more interested in eating a pork sandwich and french fries.

Whompem Stompem said...

Guys a reminder.
Dont be wearing any girlieman panties. You never know when you might have to ride in the WAAAMBULANCE

think tank said...

Ultimate Solution to: The Illegal Problem and The Energy Crisis
Oh, for you Illegal Mexican haters (I have become one myself) and you nut case environmental whacko energy crisis worry warts ...
Here is a simple solution to both problems:

We kill all the Illegals (mexicans and other), we then turn them into a bio degradable fuel known as methane gas (animal and human waste) -

BINGO -

Illegals gone, energy crisis resolved.

It's amazing how a simple problem slips by both these so-called bright scientist and our politicians.

I solved the problem, now you morns run with it !!!

Wake-up Call said...

If Your Sick DONT Go 2 The Hospital

ATLANTA, Georgia
CDC says a dangerous, drug-resistant staph germ may be infecting as many as 5 percent of hospital and nursing home patients, according to a comprehensive study.
At least 30,000 U.S. hospital patients may have the superbug at any given time, according to a survey released Monday by the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology.
The estimate is about 10 times the rate that some health officials had previously estimated.

But lets NOT have any genetic enginering or stem research or use any animals for testing.
Better humans all die first.
The givernment can NOT protect us.
We are finally alone in a maze of political bureaucracy.
God help the human race.

Yee Ha said...

How 2 Make Redneck Pizza:
Get some Wonder Bread
Slice some Velvetta Cheese
Cover with Ketchup

Pop in Microwave for 30 seconds

Hearty eating for any good ole southern boy.

Atlanta Talks said...

The Case Against FAWS (fat assed women)
1. There is no such thing as a BBW - a beautiful big woman. The correct acronym is FAW - fat assed woman.
2. Fat women are fat because they eat too goddamn much.
3. Fat women have no self respect or self control.
4. Fat women are slowly committing suicide with a knife and a fork.
5. Fat women get sex because they're sluts.
6. Men use fat women as semen receptacles.
7. Fat women are lazy and slothful.
8. Fat women spend their time eating and shitting, eating and shitting.
9. Fat women get all sorts of diseases and blame modern medicine for their conditions.
10. Our health insurance is so expensive because of fat pig women.
11. Fat women are repulsive.
12. Fat women stink because they can't reach to wash between their fat rolls, to wipe their ass, or to clean their taint after taking a shit.
13. A fat woman wearing makeup looks like a fat clown.
14. Fat women are the shit of the world.

Whites Have Rights 2 said...

I will call black people niggers so long as they call us whitey and honkey.

People People People said...

Things I learned watching COPS.

If you give a fake name remember the fake name when the next cop comes up and asks who you are.

Don't give a fake name if you are wearing a work name-badge with your real name and picture on it.

Giving a fake name will not convince the cops you are innocent so they let you go.

If the cops find drugs in your underwear or your pocket, don't tell them you don't know how it got there.

You can't outrun a radio. Even if you are in a fast car. Being drunk or stoned doesn't make you drive any better.

When the cops try and put the handcuffs on, they will keep adding cops until they get the cuffs on. You can't fight them all.

Ft Worth TX said...

I'm inept at the computer and thought I'd try posting something to see if it works.

Men R Stupid said...

Remember ...
He who dies with the most toys still dies.

Anonymous said...

Screw those liberal nimrods and there dumb ass political correct BULL SHIT. The MAN is being stripped of his duties by the liberal women and fags through Hollywood and the media! I am thinking ban hollywood and the liberal media. MEN built this country, the cars, electricity, bridges and so on and so on and so on. Now that the road is paved the women want to take the reigns and give little to no respect.

Gill in Louisville said...

Now they have female deodorant suppositories.
WTF is next?

Udo Udu Moo Moo said...

Re, men r stupid.
If that is so, women are sluts and money whores.

Anonymous said...

Hello NY
Just on my way to work.
Love this new posting site.
Got me sum last night, had me some more this morning, so far so good.

bring back the dog said...

sing it ...
N E S T L E S
nestles spells the very best
choc LATE

Toon Man said...

So Captain America is dead.
Hope he got sum of that Wonder Woman before he died.

Anonymous said...

Sniff Sniff
The air is clean here.
Why because there are NO flaggers on thsi board.....
yippie
LMAO

Inquiry Minds said...

If a man has sex with a chicken and it lays an egg, does that make the man the new cock of the yard?

Texan Walking said...

GOD the people of Phoenix Arizona are the dumbest most useless twits ever.
Oh the Phoenix Suns eat Coyote Poop.

Thankful Old Guy said...

Viagra for the man who needs to straighten out his Willow limb.

senior citizen said...

I love a woman with a tight butt, long legs, blonde hair, green eyes, natural look, and big firm hooters.
Now if I just could find my damn glasses ...

Anonymous said...

I need a good spanking any volunteers?

Anonymous said...

Remember guys, if you shake it more than twice after pee pee you're playing with it.

Ark Razorback said...

Q) What is a pair of cowboy boots and a cowboy hat laying on the ground indicate?

A) A Texan just had all the shit stomped out of him.

Yes There Are More said...

OK - Here is Part 2 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat Mayor Jeffrey Winfrey was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period.
* Democrat County Board Candidate Anthony Romero was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later.
* Democrat Congressman Mark Stubbs abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy.
* Democrat executive Randall Rodham of the liberal New York Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet.
* Democrat chairman of the Oregon Communist Coalition Lou Farrakhan confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl.
* Democrat County Constable Larry Laird pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Laird has repeatedly won elections for Alameda County, Ca., constable.

Ya Ya said...

You can tell you're not on any craigslist (CL) board, the people here seem to have an IQ greater than 70.

More 2 Come said...

OK - Here is Part 3 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat judge Mark Kucinich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
* Democrat Party leader Bobby Kennedy was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.
* Democrat petition drive manager Tom Matthews pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business.
* Democrat County Chairman Armando Waxman pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl.
* Democrat teacher and former city councilman John Castro pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls.
* Democrat campaign worker Mark Leno is a convicted child molester.
* Democrat Mayor Philip Williamson is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
* Democrat Mayor Tom Arnold was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet.
* Democrat Mayor John Mondale was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.

The Obstructed Bowel said...

People are like a bowl of poop.

Married, Bored and in Scottsdale said...

SEX, sex, sex, sex, sex is everywhere we look. On billboards, in the movies, on TV, I say everywhere. It’s on most hormonally healthy minds, or so the shrinks say, many times a day, an hour, a minute for some.....
But, is anyone REALLY having THAT good of a time?

Capt. Obvious said...

Enforcement of the current immigration laws.
Has anyone noticed that all the politicians say the current immigrations laws "cannot be enforced as written."
However, in every state there are Child Support Enforcement agencies who have no problem enforcing the laws written on the books. They will collect no matter what and if not they will make your life a complete hell.
Should we turn over Immigration enforcement to all of the state child enforcement agencies?
They seem to have no issues on getting a job done and there isn’t any political correctness crap involved with them, woman wouldn’t tolerate it.
Selective enforcement pisses me off.

Yes Democrats There R More said...

OK - Here is Part 4 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat County Commissioner David Sheen pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
* Democrat legislator Edison Ahabi-Allah was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
* Democrat Committeeman John R. Obama was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.
* Democrat anti-military activist Howard Stubbs is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
* Democrat zoning supervisor, Homosexual leader and Satanic church president Dennis L. Kucinich pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.
* Democrat anti-Christian activist Nicholas Daly pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders a Christian preacher.
* Democrat campaign consultant Tom Gore was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

19 said...

Purchased a fake pussy from the fake pussy store:
Speaking for all 'real' pussies out here...Thank You to the guy who invented that thing, we enjoy the break.

44 said...

High Ho "U" Idiots:
Damn you young'uns don't know Schitt! Go back to the sandbox and play with your friends.

Chil Chimp said...

Hey fartknockers it's not our fault were young and your old.

Eric from Motorola said...

Pretty awesome website, check it out!
I was surfing the web and came across www.google.com. It's a pretty neat search engine. I enjoy astronomy so I searched on Google and there were a lot of sites! You can even search for pictures and movies! Pretty cool. Check it out!

Common Sense said...

Well Eric,
Your are an Idiot and you have convinced everyone in the world Motorola sucks.
Personally I'll never buy another product from Motorola with people like you working there.

Buggs Bunny said...

Eric from Motorola,
You are a Morooooooon !!!

Doo Doo Bird from Chicago said...

To the people I hate or annoy me, I just use their email address for all kinds of shit I can sign them up for! Wait till they start getting all the spam I can arrange to send. They will need a new address! Thanks people I needed a new hobby!
I would encourage everyone to take a little time and use his/her email that they send to you to sign them up for something fun. Like the Erectile Dysfunction newsletter or ??????. Use your imagination!

U Dems and Liberals Wanted It said...

OK - Here is Part 5 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat racist pedophile and United States Senator Robert Byrd had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
* Democrat pastor Mike Newsome, whom Bill Clinton commended during the 1992 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
* Democrat legislator Peter Pelosi pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
* Democrat advertising consultant Carey Lee Parker was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Bush television commercial.
* Democrat fundraiser Larry E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1990s.
* Democrat lobbyist Craig J. Newmark organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
* Democrat Congressman Donald Simpson was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
* Democrat fundraiser Richard A. Carter was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
* Democrat activist Mark A. O'Donnell convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
* Democrat campaign chairman Randal Reid pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge.

Our Govt is Scary said...

Contrails:
Across the planet, millions of people have seen them — jet aircraft vapor trails lingering in the sky. Are these just regular "contrails" — the carbon and water vapor exhaust from commercial planes — or are they potentially toxic "chemical trails" emitted intentionally as part of secret geo-engineering experiments or weather-weaponization tests?
The Discovery Channel is investigating.

Mr. Duh said...

Everyone is someone except me.
I'm Spartacus.
Not your Friend,
Ronald MacDonald Smith foundation for Incurable Redundancy

1st Time Poster from Seattle said...

Marriages would be stronger if prostitution were legal.
If we had legal prostitution, competition would drive the price down to 30 dollars. This would put women in a position where they had to compete, where they have to stay fit and have to be more reasonable than the cranky women we have now.

In this utopia, if a woman says she won't put out, a guy could say, "I'll see you in a couple of hours." If a woman was obese, a guy could come home a couple of hours late two-three days a week. Instead of going through the expense of a divorce, a guy could get laid twice a week for 3k per year.

bachelor said...

... lick pussy for protein, crabs are very nutritious .....

Anonymous said...

Ok, it's up to me to save you

One post at a time.

U Know There's Gonna Be More said...

OK - Here is Part 6 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat Congressman Dan White had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
* Democrat activist and Atheist Coalition leader Beverly Jackson admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
* Democrat Judge Ronald C. Streisand pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer.
* Democrat congressman and anti-American activist Robert Byrd was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
* Democrat Committee Chairman Jeffrey Boxer was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
* Democrat activist Marty Feldman (a.k.a. "Democrat Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
* Democrat legislative aide Howard Dean was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
* Democrat Senate candidate John Murtha was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
* Democrat preacher Stephen Feinstein, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced prison after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
* Democrat talk show host Jon Franken pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
* Democrat activist Earl Clinton was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

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Jumper said...

I don't need weed to whack off to porn ...

But it does enhance the masturbating experience quite a bit.

Options Have Expired said...

There is only one thing left to do about our government pick sides, duke it out, may the best team win. Come on, let's face it, there are TWO governments fighting for control of the United States from the inside. The LEFT and the RIGHT --and they'll never meet in the middle.

Anonymous said...

Pot relieving stress:
Hey it really works for me. You can tell the pot users from the non-pot users. Pot users don't run around getting upset over stupid shit. We just let it ride. You'll never see us road raging, roid raging, getting in fights at bars, etc. It's all gravy baby.

Liberals and Democrats I'm Not Done Yet said...

OK - Here is Part 7 of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat Party leader Paul Kennedy pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
* Democrat election board official Kevin Conan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
* Democrat politician Andrew Moore was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
* Democrat legislator Keith Olberman was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
* Democrat anti-abortion activist John Curt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl.
* Democrat County Councilman Richard Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
* Democrat activist John Cutler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
* Democrat candidate Richard Farmer admitted to molesting his two daughters.
* Democrat Councilman and Mack K. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
* Democrat County Commissioner Berrill Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
* Democrat City Councilman Ted L. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

Protector of the Meek said...

Hey Mr. Republican (Conservative and Poster about Pedophiles) ….
Wrong Dude, wrong …
Your computer desk-arrangement is just all wrong (but... I believe you would do well with an optical mouse).
Also, be advised, somebody has placed a framed picture of Medusa to the right of you.
Do not look at it, lest you be turned to a pillar of stone.

I'm Creative said...

Sex Rehab
I thought about finding a sex addict group. Just wanna join to find chick addict and thats got to have it.
Good way 2 meet women, dont you think?

The Masturbator said...

re, sex rehad
i have to check myself into a sex rehab clinic I've been abusing myself to much.

Big White Man said...

Mexicans are like a pack of wild dogs running amok.

Anonymous said...

Please, stop insulting the dogs by comparing them to Mexicans.

Anonymous said...

sex, rehad, rehab, re-grab who cares, getting some thats all that counts.
right guys?

Anonymous said...

Watch out a Liberal is trying to speak, convey a mindless thought called -

Poop on my mind, poop on America

Redneckins said...

I reckin its time to play muslims and cowboys what do you say ????

Anonymous said...

Going to the circus because there's nothing more refreshing than the smell of animal shit on a hot summers day.

whooooo Hoooo said...

SEX Rehab.
Yep I went several times. I am addicted to sex.
They threw me out because I kept getting all the girls to come off the wagon and let me cum in them.

Liberal thru and thru said...

I hate Republikans.
I hate Kalifonia.
I hate George Bush.

any questions you right wing conservative war mongers?

Always Thinking said...

I think it's time Hillary Rodman Clinton got even with that cheating lying ass husband of hers, Bill Clinton by giving Barack Obama a blowjob.

This would also give the Republican Senate minority something to do by investigating them both.

It would also give Chris Mathews of MSNBC News an ulcer.

Still Fire in the Boiler said...

I'm bored I am an "ole' fart looking for a young tart."

Cat Hater in Fort Myers said...

I hate Cats.
I"ve got pet rocks that I love more than any stupid cat.
And, the rocks love me back ...
lol

Guess Who said...

My 5 secrets about me .......
I got crabs in my eyelashes and eyebrows from going down on the girl who works at the Circle K

I shaved off all my pubes in case they want to migrate south

I took some crabs and threw them in my roomates laundry basket

These little bastards really itch

I work in the resturant industry in Orlando Florida

Cats Meow said...

Just got this link emailed 2 me from my bud in Ft Myers FL. So here is my first post.

Pussy Versus Cats:
To all the cat freaks out there. Unless you're a woman or gay the only felines you sould be interested in is betwee a womans legs. I love to hear that pussy purr.

Scottsdale Madam said...

To the last poster about Pussy v Cats:
I want to watch you take a nice hard crap in the litter box.. there always has to be some people on here that have to respond back with a dumb comment like yours get off your computer put your underwear on and go outside for some fresh air you friggin computer Nazi.

on a houseboat in florida said...

Hello everyone, I also just got this link emailed 2 me.

10 things know one knows about me

10-- i sleep with my hands down my pants holding my meat
9----i dream of dumping my current g/f and going back with my ex
8----i'm a neat freak
7----i have a very high sex drive and need to plug my girl alot which she hates
6----i come from a wealthy family
5----i love golf
4----i am very nice i love women and want to make love to them all
3----i love taking long hot showers and scrubbing my package
2----i like chocolate cake and liverwurst sandwhiches
1----i sometimes have to check and re-check the toilet paper after i wipe to make sure i got all the chunks

Kalifornia Republikan said...

To the Liberals here,
I think your sugar level is off. Down another package of Twinkies and try again.

Mad Man in Austin TX said...

racial profiling
...is common sense. The Brits do it. Why are Americans such pussies and pansy asses?
Is it because there are 12 white Muslims somewhere in Georgia and Chechnya?

Liberals Chase Them Pedophiles said...

OK - Here is Part 8, the final list, of Key Democrat Pedophiles (Sex Offenders):
* Democrat activist Barker J. Pena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
* Democrat parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
* Democrat strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Rob Kanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
* Democrat city councilman Mark Barris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
* Democrat businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
* Democrat campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Biken was convicted of having sex with two underage girls.
* Democrat director of the "Young Democrat Federation" Matthew Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
* Democrat president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Jarding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer.
* Democrat benefactor of liberal communist groups, Richard A. Masen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.
* Democrat Barrack Obama was accused of fondling two teenage girls in 1978 while attending a mosque in Oman.

Real Woman said...

Men are Neanderthals

Thank goodness ....
take me big guy I am yours.

A Realist said...

Lifes Experience has taught me .......
Just remember, the same rule applies to those Barbie women, as applies to those Ken dolls ....... beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone!

Anonymous said...

About the Barbie Doll Women:
Ok all woman bitch, so here's how it works ...

Barbie Doll Girls you have to, lets see:
Fuck
Look Good


The Wife you have to, lets see:
Fuck
Wash
Cook
Clean
Iron
Fuck

Women do you get it?
Good now get to it bitch ...

Anonymous said...

When you walk into a store and you are ignored,
maybe you're invisible to some people.

Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

To all the BBW
Hey, I had a fat chick once !!!!!
She was sooooooo fat, her stomach hung over her taco. I will never forget the pressure on the top of my head, as I was down there doing the Lickity Split.

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