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1 – 200 of 298 Newer› Newest»I hope the big earthquake comes soon to Kalifornia, and drops all you useless ass Liberals and Illegals into the ocean.
Hey everyone, it's 9:10 am here in the Big Apple, and I just took a serious dump.
I am flushing it down now.
I feel so good, so relieved, so empty.
I think I'll get me a coffee and bagel with lots of cream cheese now.
Have a good day!
Does it offend you that I'm a godless Heathen?
PROUD TO BE WHITE...
don't like it kiss my white ass!
anyone who uses the term / phrase / words ...
Tard
Retard
Fucktard
are one !!!
I don't like this board, it doesn't have any titty flash
Arguing with a Liberal is like sniffing Camel Farts, you will live to regret it tomorrow.
Say what you want, but slavery gets shit done, and it always has.
you really hurt me today.
Are you taking male enhancers or what?
Barbie
I used Viagra, a double dose, so how's your butt hole after 30 minutes of non stop anal sex?
Ken
If gay marriage should be acceptable, then why not ....
Brothers and Sisters
Cousins
Parents and Children
Multiple Spouses
Humans and Animals
Blowup Dolls
get the picture
My x-boyfriend stole all my panties.
He is a real bastard.
Going commando stye in the winter is no fun, my public hairs are even freezing.
How many times does it have to be said....
No Farting Allowed !
I can honestly say I have never met a lawyer, realtor, or banker that is worth a pile of sun baked stink cat shit.
All these assclowns need to be rounded up and put to death for f**king up these here once great United States.
I had your best friend last night.
She took it like a good girl.
We laughed about you, and did it again.
KEN
P.S. - these Viagra are GREAT !!!
Obama picks the largest group of incompetent idiots ever in the history of a Presidency of the United States.
Obama's Birth Certificate Scandle-
look you repubs lost get the fuck over it !!!
Lets face it, CL is full o two bit Nazis flagging everything that opposes their point of view.
I hate CL Nazis.
Fuck all of you die hard druggies and losers, I am here now at this board.
You know what would really PISS OFF the Democrats...
Bush should resign now.
Then Dick Cheney becomes President (that would really PISS OFF the libs)!!!
Then he appoints Condoleeza Rice as Vice President.
Then Cheney resigns two weeks later and Condoleeza Rice, A Republican, becomes the first BLACK - WOMAN President!!!
A former employee(male)of the Cheesecake Factory in Chandler Arizona is suing for sexual harrassment. According to the story the man in question allegedly suffered through 20 such incidents,at the hands of several male employees, before finally quitting.
How the hell do you let this happen 20 times before doing anything about it? Is working at the Cheescake Factory such a great gig that you will allow people to defile you just to work there? I doubt it! Personally, I'd rather stand at a freeway exit with a cardboard sign. Seriously, 20 times???
I'd be out of there after the first one, but not before someone is getting kicked, kneed, or otherwise blasted in the nutsack.
How stupid is this guy?
Some men frustrate me so much! I'm just about one more bad date away from becoming a full fledged member of a muff diving club! I am a young (25 y/o) attractive, petite, thin, caucasian woman; and dating men is like pulling teeth. I'm smart, have a great sense of humor, but this is past the point of funny and into the ludacrous category. This is what is bothering me about men: men don't want to commit, all they want to do is have sex with whatever female is willing to open their legs for them. I do not understand this. I love sex, to the point where no man has been able to satisfy my desire for sex. No matter how often I get sex, I always want more. And I do not sleep with just any man that shows interest in me. I can count the men I have slept with on my fingers; there is no need to take off my shoes and count my toes. I'm a nurse, I know that many people have STDs and sleeping around with everyone and their brother is stupid! Why do men want to do this? What is so wrong with developing a relationship and having feelings with someone before you have sex with them?
I ask this because I go on dates all the time with "men" and they are such frickin pigs it disgusts me! Just about every night that I don't work, I have a social event that I enjoy participating. I'm tired of men asking for naked picture messages before we have even had sex, or after the first date. No I don't want to send you those now. And no I don't want to see you naked either. I'm sorry I have not been introduced to the "liltle" you, why would I care to see you naked if I don't even know who you are?!?!? I'm the kind of woman that unless I know you personally and care for you; I have no desire to see your penis, thank you. And this seems to be a common theme with men around my age 22-33. I am just so sick of this, "I don't know that I want to be in a serious relationship" crap! Grow up! Be a man, not a boy! Seriously! And find a clinic and get yourself checked out if you want to behave that way!
re, One Woman's Rant About Men-
It surprises you that all men want is SEX !
WTF - just how stupid are you?
Is your mother stupid too?
Didn't she teach you anything about men?
Some guy who fucked me last night was mumbling and all I heard was, It's bushes fault.
I dont have a bush, I shave my pussy.
STOPPING FOR THE RECIEPT CHECKER AT THE DOOR! (Sam's Club, Costco, Walmart, ect.)
OBAMA -- A man for all the people...
He's gonna tax everybody into total oblivion!
NEVER, I repeat never buy real estate or reply too any Real Estate offers or Mortgage offers you receive in an email.
Never gut pets, especially dogs or cats from a CL (craigslist) posting.
Never search for real estate, including apartments, room sharing, roommates, houses, horse property, farm land, condos, etc. on craigslist...
You have Been Warned!
Malaysia Sucks,
They stole my money.
Filthy scum they are.
Lets get Obama to Nuke their asses back to the fucking stone age!
Hey there Mr. Encantoman, just clicked on your link, wanted to post, but see that it's closed so I'd like to say anyone who stole that much money from me would have more serious problems than a few blogs and websites.
I hope you get your money back, but I doubt it.
Just more proof Muslims are assholes.
This Blog has a lot of followers, hope it kicks CL's ass.
I hate craigslist.
Nations sign cluster-bomb ban,US and Russia refuse.
I rarely visit these types of sites, but I like this one.
Thanks for the Blog follow.
I just pumped Barbie, her sister, and her mother in a 3-sum.
That's face earthling you cant keep up with me.
Superman
Lets all run out, trap a cat, skin it, and BBQ some kabobs, how's that for a idea?
Anyone who supports someone like Al FRANKEN are total mental midgets.
The Obama Nation, it's for idiots and the new baby boomers who believe anything written on the Internet must be true...
wow what a fucking awakening you morons are gonna get!
Ancient Chinese Proverb....
One who buys a used matress sleeps in the cum of a young male.
I have an ORIGINAL signed copy of the Islamic Koran.
Yes, it's real, signed by Mohammed himself.
Asking Price - One Million Dollars ($1,000,000.00).
re, the Koran 4 sale ...
I wouldn't give you a bad full of shit for it.
I would be willing to wipe my ass with each and every page.
another silly ass free ad on craigslist
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Bras in good shape!
I have five bras that range in size from 38D to 40D. Two are nursing bras.
Avaliable for pick up anytime. They are all in good shape.
In the event that you are bound for prison, or know someone who is, here is some advice:
1. Shave your ball sacs.
2. Have family members send you 3 tubes of Preparation H every month.
3. Practice talking with your mouth full.
4. When you are spoken to, respond by batting your eyelashes.
5. Sleep with your mouth open and your legs spread apart.
6. Work in the laundry so you can see who stains their shorts the best.
7. Tatoo the word "ENTER" on your left ass cheek, and the word "HERE" on your right ass cheek.
8. Learn to masturbate while be butt fucked.
9. Tell any Mexican gang members that you love to shampoo your hair with beaner pee.
10. Get into sissy fights with your competition so you get a longer jail sentence.
In response to the add for sale of the Islamic Koran.
I will offer my original in mint condition autographed copy of a Christian Bible.
Yes, it's autographed by Jesus.
Price, non negotiable is...
10 Million U.S. Dollars.
Guns are what keeps the chili shitters south of the border from invading cuz they know we all got guns.
Guns are what keeps the president we currently have from making his self a third term.
Guns are what keeps the police from invading your house just because they want to.
Guns are what makes a burglar think twice.
Guns make fair fight.
But guns are not what keeps the military from taking over because our little self defense guns and hunting rifles are no match for gun ships and guided missiles.
Guns will keep you safe during a home invasion if you can get to it in time.
Even if you hate guns you cannot deny the fact that we need them to maintain a resemblance of a civilized society.
I want to know how the dems and specifically Obama is going to react when the terrorist attack America again?
CL Ads - African Grey Parrots
Warning: THIS IS A SCAM PEOPLE-
Btw this individual has been posting off and on this same posting for months now. I responded a couple months ago and its some overseas person that apparently wants you to pay to have them shipped overseas.
If you are dumb enough to send your money to someone to "adopt" these birds then so be it you will lose your money.
I was smart enough to smell the scam a mile away. I never send money out of town.
craigslist is inundated with dirty little scammers.
here are some tips ...
never buy a per from any CL ad.
watch the phone numbers, if they are not in your immediate area code, don't respond.
never cash a money order with instructions to return the difference in payment for an item, or give anyone your bank info for wire transfers.
never respond to any job application requesting personal information like you SS #.
Never inquire or transact any type of real estate including rentals and apartment sharing.
Never buy or respond to any item for sale that does NOT have a picture.
never donate or give money to any animal rescue ad on CL.
never give an animal to any rescue offer ad on CL.
never do business with anyone who wants to transact through an email only, and not give out their phone number after the first initial contact.
Hate to tell this but until the repeal the law that states "RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS" we DO have a right to do so. Just because you don't like "that dem dere facts" doesn't change them.
It's always the gutless, spineless, money-less, education-less, thieving, begging, lying, mooching MF's that are the ones who say they are Proud to be Mexican, always!
did somebody fart?
re, did somebody fart?
nope that's just an Obama Supporter talking, it's their bad breath!
Hate id like love, it's a human emotion, so when all you stinking assclowns tell somebody they are haters or racist, it's normal to hate, you do it as well, you hate us, so who is the bigger idiot now?
First I farted,
Then I crapped pants,
Then I fell down and I can't get up,
The dog keeps smelling my butt,
Now I have peed my pants,
and Finally the cat is licking up the pee!
Pentagon to recruit aliens on visas to work for the war effort and military....
WASHINGTON DC – Struggling to find enough doctors, nurses and linguists for the war effort, the Pentagon will temporarily recruit foreigners who have been living in the United States on student and work visas, or with refugee or political asylum status.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates has authorized the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps to recruit certain legal residents whose critical medical and language skills are "vital to the national interest," officials said, using for the first time a law passed three years ago.
Though the military previously has taken recruits with green cards seeking permanent residency, Gates' action enables the services to start a one-year pilot program to find up to 1,000 foreigners who have lived in the states legally for at least two years on certain types of temporary visas.
The new recruits into the armed forces would get accelerated treatment in the process toward becoming U.S. citizens in return for serving in the wartime military in the United States or abroad.
"The services are doing a tremendous job of recruiting quality personnel to meet our various missions," sometimes with bonus pay and tuition for medical school, said Bill Carr, deputy undersecretary of defense for military personnel policy. But they haven't been able to fill their need for 24,000 doctors, dentists and nurses in the Defense Department.
The Pentagon's doctor and nurse corps remain 1,000 short of the numbers needed to treat patients, and Carr said he hoped the program would fill the gaps.
The military's most pressing need is for neurosurgeons and dermatologists to treat troops coming home from Iraq and Afghanistan with brain and burn injuries caused by insurgents' wide use of roadside bombs and suicide bombs.
The force also lacks nurses with a broad range of specialties, Carr said.
It also needs people with special language and cultural skills for a war on terrorism that has taken the armed forces across the globe.
Though the military has been looking for more Arabic speakers and others to help with the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the new program looks to recruit speakers of some three dozen languages, including Albanian, Korean, Punjabi, Somali and Turkish.
The effort to find the recruits begins early next year. If there is a need for more recruits in the future, it would take a new authorization, Carr said.
Of the 1,000 new people, at least a third must be medical professionals, Carr said.
"It is exceptional, limited, vital," he said of the effort.
The linguists are to be used in a broad range of military jobs as infantrymen, seamen and military police. Those with the best language skills would be used in intelligence fields.
The armed forces have used foreigners since the War of 1812 over the years some 700,000 have served.
But because of the counterterrorism war begun after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on America, President George W. Bush signed an executive order in 2002 making foreigners who join the military eligible to apply immediately for citizenship.
They essentially go to the head of the line among citizenship applicants, having their cases processed in about three years as opposed to the five years it takes others, Carr said.
There are now 29,000 non-citizens in uniform today, Carr said, with about 8,000 more enlisting every year.
He expects that among those who will be interested in the new effort are doctors with work visas who are working at hospitals around the country, a program aimed at tackling shortages among U.S. medical professionals.
The military has never recruited non-green card holders, but a law passed three years ago lets them do so when it is determined to be vital to the national interest.
On Nov. 25, Gates declared that to be the case for the purpose of getting more doctors, nurses and linguists.
Carr stressed that recruits will have to pass the same physical, mental and aptitude tests required of all who join the armed forces.
Health care workers also will have to meet all medical professional criteria to practice, be proficient in English, and agree to enlist either for three years on active duty or six years as reservists.
The linguists/culture experts will have to enlist for four years of active duty service.
New rule eases ban on firearms in national parks.
WASHINGTON – People will now be able to carry concealed firearms in some national parks and wildlife refuges.
An Interior Department rule issued Friday allows an individual to carry a loaded weapon in a park or wildlife refuge but only if the person has a permit for a concealed weapon, and if the state where the park or refuge is located also allows loaded firearms in parks.
The rule overturns a Reagan-era regulation that has restricted loaded guns in parks and wildlife refuges. The previous regulations required that firearms be unloaded and placed somewhere that is not easily accessible, such as in a car trunk.
Assistant Interior Secretary Lyle Laverty said the new rule respects a long tradition of states and the federal government working together on natural resource issues.
The regulation allows individuals to carry concealed firearms in federal parks and wildlife refuges to the same extent they can lawfully do so under state law, Laverty said, adding that the approach is in line with rules adopted by the federal Bureau of Land Management and the U.S. Forest Service. Those agencies let visitors carry weapons consistent with applicable federal and state laws.
The National Rifle Association hailed the rule change, which will take effect next month before President-elect Barack Obama takes office.
"We are pleased that the Interior Department recognizes the right of law-abiding citizens to protect themselves and their families while enjoying America's national parks and wildlife refuges," said Chris W. Cox, the NRA's chief lobbyist.
The rule will restore the rights of law-abiding gun owners on federal lands and make federal law consistent with the state where the lands are located, Cox said. The NRA led efforts to change gun regulations they called inconsistent and unclear.
A group representing park rangers, retirees and conservation organizations said the rule change will lead to confusion for visitors, rangers and other law enforcement agencies.
"Once again, political leaders in the Bush administration have ignored the preferences of the American public by succumbing to political pressure, in this case generated by the National Rifle Association," said Bill Wade, president of the Coalition of National Park Service Retirees.
"This regulation will put visitors, employees and precious resources of the National Park System at risk. We will do everything possible to overturn it and return to a commonsense approach to guns in national parks that has been working for decades," Wade said.
The park rule will be published in the Federal Register next week and take effect 30 days later, well before Obama takes office Jan. 20. Overturning the rule could take months or even years, since it would require the new administration to restart the lengthy rule-making process.
Half-million jobs vanish as economy deteriorates....
re, New rule eases ban on firearms in national parks-
who cares, I always carry a firearm in the outdoors?
Did you ever see what a bear, moose, or snake can do to a person?
They will die before me. I guarantee it!
re, Pentagon to recruit aliens on visas...
This Gates character is a real asshole and dumbass.
Bush sure can pick'em.
First Rumsfeld and this moron, and Obama likes him as well.
Proof losers flock to losers.
The Auto Industry Bailout-
fuck'em let go bankrupt.
Where does it stop?
Everyone now has their damn hands out.
We will be a bankrupt nation by 2012.
No one living today signed the Constitution, therefore, lawfully, none of us has any right, nor any obligation, under the Constitution.
re,the Constitution-
Then you have no right to voice your 1st amendment rights on this board or anywhere else, because YOU did not sigh the Constitution. Therefore SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
Now go back and play with your Barbie dolls.
re, I didn't sign the Constitution....
if you believe that then America doesn't exist, so go back to wherever you or your ignorant parents immigrated from, you anti American Liberal piece of shit!
Thank You Craigslist for pissing me off enough to find another forum like this one that doesn't flag.
I pooped on my neighbors lawn because they are shitheads.
re - The Phantom Pooper:
That's really funny.....
Keep pooping, my brother. Poop like the wind.
re, the Phantom Pooper -
Absolutely priceless whoever you are...absolutely priceless. Consequently I have a friend that was notorious for the same thing...so, I may just know you friend and if I don't...two feces covered thumbs up for your sinister yet non-violent retribution!!!!!
I bet you know someone like this....
A fat woman with a giant ass, tiny tit's, triple chin and wears a MooMoo.
She will pretend to be a pet lover, taking strays. may have up to 10 or 20 dogs and cats.
Getting Real with Fat Ass Pet Lovers -
The only reason she has so many pets is for food. She eats the animals.
She is a fat ugly American.
She must be stopped.
re - Thank You Craigslist
cl sucks
Again the animal nuts in Phoenix Arizona are out.
Apparently two youngsters killed a kitten.
They got the idea playing a video game.
Now the idiots animal lovers are all up in arms.
Arizona, especially the Phoenix Valley has thousands of feral cats and they destroy or damage property.
Who gives a shit about some damn cat?
Get real people, this country has serious crime problems.
But let some Illegal piece of Shit Mexican get drunk and kill someone, he's off to Mexico or get a few years in jail, deported, and comes back to commit other SERIOUS crimes.
for those of you who oppose owning guns, i have this to say ...
Whatever makes you socks go up and down. Just don't mess with my rights or it may well be the last time you exercise anything.
Men,
If you answer a ladies' ad and she refers yoy to a dating- or personals web site, she is getting paid for EVERY one who pays for a membership and then visits her profile right away. That is how they know she "shilled" you into joining the site. I know what I'm talking about, because I have a lady friend who does this and makes about $300 a month from 4 different sites. I know this will probably be flagged real quick, but maybe it'll save a few guys some money first Good luck with your hunt friends.
THAT FEARS YOU HAVING GUNS.
Barbara Walters you worthless ignorant bitch ..
It's time to retire
The NEW Ghetto town in New York is Chinatown
t's about time someone recognized Chinatown as a GHETTO. I repeat - GHETTO. Clothes hanging out the windows to dry, ignorant people shouting up to others in the buildings from the street (in sing-song yet) and general dirtyness and garbage everywhere, even in the streets.
The rich who live there could care less about the poor, who are exploited like cattle, forced to work in brothels or slave in restaurants. They live in squalor among the rats and roaches, with scarves around their head and wok hats. Crying children who don't go to school are everywhere.
I wonder if they will accept the same GENTRIFICATION that is now being attempted in Harlem and other black/hispanic neighborhoods. Hmmmmmm.....I wonder how much they (whitewashed Asians) will like whitey then.
Yikes! My CL Date Left a Residue -
After responding to an age appropriate poster from the "women seeking men" section of NYC CL, I was pleased to receive an encouraging and affirmative response; a quick exchange of emails, an exchange of cell numbers, and a 30 minute conversation led to last night's meeting for a drink and further exploration.
My date looked a few years older than the offered photo but was undeniably 'that girl' and the initial eye contact in recogniton from 20 feet away was positive. But, when we stepped up to one another and politely shook hands, there was a strange odor in the vicinity that I dismissed as (like all the guys) I was visually engaged. The coldness of the evening led to a cursory hello and we walked arm-in-arm a short half block to a charming pub with good snacks and pleasant music that allowed for conversation.
We grabbed adjacent seats at a table after piling our coats on an unoccupied chair. As we began to engage, that dismissed smell from our initial hello became stronger and increasingly assaulted my sense. I could hardly keep track of the conversation and became obseessed with identifying the scent which I can only describe as "vanilla-urine." I would have dismissed it if my date was a chemist or worked in a meat packing plant but she is an adminstrative assistant. At the end of our date, we gave one another a polite peck and went our seperate ways.
Can someone advise on what perfume or city by product might have a "vanilla-urine" tinge?
Rosie Live died faster than Rosie Nude.
Rosie O'Donnell's return to television last about as long as a chocolate eclair would on her nightstand. In what was supposed to be a throwback to the classic nineteen seventies variety show, Rosie live looked more like the Jerry Lewis Telephon meets Americas Got Talent.
I had a near death experience at Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
Two really huge fat Mexican bitches tried to trample me to death.
I saved myself my yelling, This is the INS I want to see everyones green cards.
They all turned and ran back to the parking lot where they trampled some dumb ass Indian into the ground!
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
to all realtors everywhere, and i do mean everywhere ...
suck my cock you worthless trolls!
Revolution ! You Missed the Boat
You had your chance.
But you listened to the New York Times, CNN, Newsweek and The Post -- all controlled by foreign Socialists.
That chance was Election Day.
Ron Paul ran in the Republican primary.
In 16 years as a Texas Congressman...
He never voted to raise taxes or for new taxes.
He voted against the War (McCain voted for it, Obama was not in office at the time)
He never voted to pay taxes for Chinese abortions or to take away your gun.
He voted to return the issuing of currency to the American Government.
He never voted for new spending or a government spending increase.
He lobbied to abolish the Federal Reserve and get back on the gold standard.He voted to repeal NAFTA.
He voted against wire-tapping and diminishing privacy rights.
Your chance for Revolution is in the voting booth, but your lazy asses were sitting on the couch drinking beer and watching sports or porno while your country and kids are being sold out by internationalist socialists.
You had your chance. Next time, pay attention and vote for an American.
Man Pays $12,000 in Support, Finds Out Child Not His.
He also spent 2 years in a New York jail.
A Philadelphia man was forced to pay more than $12,000 in child support for another man's daughter and spent two years in jail for falling behind on payments.
Dauphin County prosecutor Edward M. Marsico Jr. told The Patriot-News of Harrisburg that he is examining the case of Walter Andre Sharpe Jr., who has been unable to recover the money even after establishing that he isn't the girl's father.
The investigation has no specific targets, Marsico said.
Sharpe's troubles began in 2001, when he signed for a certified letter addressed to Andre Sharpe, the girl's father. The letter ordered Andre Sharpe to attend a child support conference in Dauphin County, where the girl's mother lived at the time.
Walter Sharpe, who was already supporting four children from a previous marriage, ignored the letter, and a judge ruled he was the father after neither man showed up. The county family welfare agency then began garnishing Walter Sharpe's wages from his job at a trash-hauling company.
He served four six-month jail terms for not keeping up with support payments between 2001 and 2005, then lost his job. Petitions he filed for DNA testing were opposed by the court's domestic relations officials and denied by the judge.
In May 2007, the paternity order against Walter Sharpe was overturned after the girl's mother and grandmother failed to show up to a court hearing. But the judge ruled in October that Walter Sharpe was not entitled to compensation.
Walter Sharpe and his attorney, Tabetha Tanner, claim his identity was stolen in 2002, when he met with agency officials and provided identification showing he was not the father. Instead, his personal information was entered into the agency's computer records, he said.
Officials in the court's domestic relations office would not respond to the newspaper's questions. They said in court papers that they determined Walter Sharpe was the father "after reasonable investigation."
Andre Sharpe has said he has always supported the girl, who is now living with him in Philadelphia and about to graduate from high school.
Barack Hussein Obama,
Hillary Rodam Clinton,
Janet (naphead) Napolitano
YET Another really stupid ad on craigslist (CL) this one on te FREE Board (which doesn't allow pets), but the moron can't read or abide by rules, here's the ad....
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One exceptionaly goofy dog-
This loveable dog is named Cyrus. He needs a new home. Baby on the way and this home is not big enough for the both of them. Superlong tongue good for : Licking stamps, cleaning clogged sinks : hair gel etc.
Email Spamming Alan Robinson of AZ (arizona) Property Wholesalers.
This is a perfect example of shit for brains worthless realtor...
and
Realtors want to know why they are hated so much!
People dont want spam in their fucking email.
re, Alan Robinson
This asshole spams everybody.
He should lose his real estate license, but then again, that would be expecting the Arizona Real Estate Commissioner to actual do something to protect the consumer.
On Channel 10 news this morning they had a special about Photo Radar.
The guest was an attorney, Susan Taylor, who has written a book, Smile for the Camera.
Arizona now has 100 speed enforcement cameras. 40,000 tickets have been issued so far! The average fine is now at $181.00.
The bottom line is you do NOT have to pay any Photo Radar Ticket that you receive in the mail. Due process requires that you be served with notice, a summons to appear in court.
Warning: The process server can hand this to you personally or to any member of your family at your address that matches the address on your drivers license.
The state refused to comment on how the cameras are regulated or maintained.
Damaging a camera or rendering it inoperable is a felony.
Also, even if you get a ticket by photo radar and are served, you may not have to pay the fine, under certain conditions.
The State of Arizona has a Driving Law called Reasonable and Prudent.
So the posted speed limit does not necessarily apply.
Example:
Actual Case-
Perfect driving conditions, driving early on a Sunday Morning, the posted speed limit was 'X' and the person was driving X + Y and judge through the case out stating the driver was right under this law.
This is just a revenue generator. The State of Arizona is now One Billion Dollars in debt, these cameras have brought in 100 million.
Here is the Fox 10 Link to view the entire video:
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=8018346&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
I'm in San Diego on business.
Just had a breakfast buffet and had to take a poop.
Went to the general hotel restrooms.
Wow, what a bowel movement.
I crapped the bowl full.
It overflowed.
I hope some ignorant asshole illegal Mexican has to clean that mess up.
Another Stupid ass ad on craigslist, this one in Phoenix AZ on the Free Section Board
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Campaign Signs from Election
These are several hundred campaign signs from the most recent election. Most are made from corrugated plastic, although some are simply bags made to hang over wire frames. Possibilities for using these are endless...
Collect signs of your favorite candidates (could be worth something someday)
Paint over sign and reuse as a sign again (yard sales, etc.)
Use for other projects (the corrugated plastic is strong, weathers well, etc.)
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it irritates the pig.
Those that do not learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
Girls - why won't you just stop being stupid feminists and start respecting the rules of men?
1) Respect his authority
2) Keep your mouth shut unless spoken too.
3) When your mouth isn't shut, open it as wide as you can so he can fit his dick inside.
4) Always do what he says.
5) Lose weight. If you are above a size four, lose weight. No matter what.
please kill yourself
What will Oprahs position in the government?
Obamas Citizenship under investigation by Supreme Court......
Justice Clarence Thomas and Alan Keyes lead the push to investigate Obamas Citizenship!
re, business traveler
You dirty ass gringo slim, I have to clean that up.
I hate you gringos.
We will rule all of southern USA, now what do you think of that, gringo slim?
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the words 'Iranian government' and add a few more letters, it spells out:
'Fuck off you useless hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fucking, smelly rag headed bastards'.
How weird is that ??
If I don't get my daily dose of porn and masturbate every morning before I go to work I am just one crabby SOB.
Oh wonderful, Obama's team says America must wipe out genocide as a top priority.
L@@K you fucking Liberal ass morons, I don't ever remember any fuck nut pirce of shit from any foreign country voting or paying taxes in America!
We have our own damn problems and the debt is mounting, fuck'em all, let them die, solve America's problems first.
Muslims who use their burkas as a cell phone holder -
The funny part about them wearing burkas is they are hiding themselves because they fancy themselves a great temptation to men. Most of them are fat hideous disgraces who can barely formulate a coherent sentence in English. Neither their looks or their character are desirable to most men.
They are almost always involved with some ex-con and they would have us believe they are religious?
Ever see how quick they are to fight and argue?
Religious they are not.
Black Muslims are a joke!
They don't know Arabic and haven't even read the Koran.
I always see Muslim women using their burkas as a cell phone holder. Haven't they ever heard of fucking bluetooth. They already look like fucking idiots with those sheets around their head.
Are they too fucking busy praying to Allah to hold a phone to their ear?
Get in the Kitchen, BITCHES!
Maxine Waters (D-Ca) to head GM Design Team....
Now that the Big Three Automakers have in effect been 'Nationalized' by the US Government, Maxine Waters, Democratic Congresswoman from California's South Central District and member of the Congressional Black Caucus has insisted she be given oversight thru appointment as the Head Designer of GM' vehicles.
Quoted by the Press, Ms. Waters said :
" Now, we gonna have some sum real cars. I gots sum big plans. I wanna see Da kind a cars dat folk in mah cribs likes ta dribe.
Waters indicated that the revival of the enormous 'land yachts', such as the
Cadillac Eldorado was part of her plan. Holding a box of crayons and a ruler used in elementary schools, she went on to say that She wants cars to come stock with 'bling', 'rims' and other such paraphanalia. She went on to say...
"Dem auto makers. Dey was disrespectkin the Black community bah not wantin'
to give us dah car with da dimenshuns some of our wimmenz need to ride com-fo-ta-bly". Waters also mentioned GM cars that would be available in new colors..such as lavenders, chartrusse, "pimp" red, and a host of other shades popular in her community. Gun mounts and swivel turrets would not be factory options....but would be dealer added accessories.
One GM exec was seen gritting is teeth, and heard to say "Shit ! She'll put us out of business in three weeks, god dam it!!"
Tis is an actual rental ad that appeared in New York:
I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.
My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.
I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.
Here is another crazy ass ad, this one from the San Francisco Bay area:
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I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It’s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can’t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been – had she been just a little more open minded. It’s just not the same when you use it alone – and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.
The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few.
I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.
4-Sale, Atlanta GA area....
I have a homemade bike me and my brother built many years ago. Runs and drives but the back tire kind of rides sideways. The seat blew out a few years ago and I made do with a sofa cushion, duct tape and a couple of 2x 4's ( the ultimate fix! ). It runs like a champ but does smoke alot especially if you are hard on the gas. Uses about a quart of oil for each gas fillup. I usually just put the oil directly in the gas as it is going to burn it anyway and that way it is easy. Can't drive over 12 miles or so at a time as the motor gets red hot and starts loosing power so probably a good bike for someone who drives locally. Does backfire and squeel pretty loud occasionally so I usually wear earplugs of some kind. DOES NOT pass emmissions so would need to be registered in a county without emmisions check. Great first bike otherwise!
Thanks,
The Redneck Heaven Biker
I just masturbated in the mens restroom at Denny's.
I feel so relieved.
I went out last night, there was a young girl roller blading, so I ended up with her in the sack.
She was a good fuck, I must admit.
Now she is in the shower and I plan to sneak in and butt fuck her.
More details later!
So this idiot left his car door open to run back into the house, and my dog ran over, jumped in, and pissed on his seat.
I ran away laughing my ass off.
I am still laughing,
My faggot ass neighbor is going to be pissed off today.
My cat just killed his gerbil.
GUNS, they are loaded by the devil.
Court: No review of Obama's eligibility to serve.....
WASHINGTON DC – The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because he was a British subject at birth. The court did not comment on its order Monday rejecting the call by Leo Donofrio of East Brunswick, N.J., to intervene in the presidential election.
Donofrio says that since Obama had dual nationality at birth — his mother was American and his Kenyan father at the time was a British subject — he cannot possibly be a "natural born citizen," one of the requirements the Constitution lists for eligibility to be president.
Donofrio also contends that two other candidates, Republican John McCain and Socialist Workers candidate Roger Calero, also are not natural-born citizens and thus ineligible to be president.
At least one other appeal over Obama's citizenship remains at the court. Philip J. Berg of Lafayette Hill, Pa., argues that Obama was born in Kenya, not Hawaii as Obama says and Hawaii officials have confirmed.
Berg says Obama also may be a citizen of Indonesia, where he lived as a boy. Federal courts in Pennsylvania have dismissed Berg's lawsuit. Federal courts in Ohio and Washington state have rejected similar lawsuits.
Allegations raised on the Internet say the birth certificate, showing that Obama was born in Hawaii on Aug. 4, 1961, is a fake.
But Hawaii Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino and the state's registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, say they checked health department records and have determined there's no doubt Obama was born in Hawaii.
The nonpartisan Web site Factcheck.org examined the original document and said it does have a raised seal and the usual evidence of a genuine document.
In addition, Factcheck.org reproduced an announcement of Obama's birth, including his parents' address in Honolulu, that was published in the Honolulu Advertiser on Aug. 13, 1961.
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
My husband is such a jackass.
It;s shopping time for xmas.
I have children, 3 to take care of.
I also do all the housework and chores.
We does nothing, he comes home, parks his ass, and barks for diner while watching the TV.
Now he wants to invite people over for Christmas Diner.
He want xmas cookies.
He wants me to make two different pies for xmas diner.
Yeah, I know this is a typical housewife story, but I feel better now that I ranted it out!
If I had it to do over, I'd just have a vibrator, it doesn't demand blowjobs and at least makes me have an orgasm.
Hey you got to try this blog-
You maybe a Redneck if....
http://www.you-maybe-a-redneck.blogspot.com/
another idiot ad on craigslist in phoenix az free section....
Free Eye Brow Wax
the nut case ads on CraigsList never stop, here is one from the free board in Phoenix Arizona
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WOMANS BODY WASH
I GOT SOME BODY WASH FOR MY BDAY AND DONT LIKE THE SMELLS...NEVER BEEN USED..
LILY AND JASMINE
HYDRANGE AND LILAC
IRIS AND HYACINTH
PEONY AND FREESIA
ROSE AND GARDENIA
SUNFLOWER AND MAGNOLIA
DAISY AND WATER LILY
re, FREE WOMANS BODY WASH
I live in Phx I'd like to see her use it.
Wash up that naked body, let me take a video, and put it up on YouTube...
r u interested?
most all religions are cults
all liberals to commit suicide, NOW !!!
religion is a crutch for the weak minded people
"Vibrators are made for two reasons, to cure PMS - (putting up with men shit) and to enable us to be happy so WE can go conquer the world"
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday'.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday!*
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet during the
holidays a MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is 'The Reason' for the Christ-mas Season!
It is Williams Ayres, Rev Wright, Rashid Khaliki and now Gov Blagujevick.
How many more anti-American Terrorists are in NObama's closet??
Wow, it seems dumbocrats elected on of the biggest criminals to the White HOuse!
Like putting the fow in charge of the chicken coup!
Maybe we should start impeachment procedings now!
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the garage door open. “Hurry!” she cried. “Stand in the corner!” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move,” she whispered. “Pretend you’re a statue.” When her husband entered the bedroom, he asked, “What’s this, honey?” “Oh, it’s just a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths have one in their bedroom. I liked theirs so much, I got us one, too.” Nothing more was said, and they both went to sleep. About 2:00 AM, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen, and returned shortly with a sandwich and a glass of milk. “Here,” he said, giving the food to the statue, “you may as well eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths’ for three days and nobody even offered me a glass of water!”
Grow it, roll it, smoke it
I need to be fucked now, it's been two hours since I had cock, and I am horny.
Dear Ken,
I had Barbie on my Batman Motorcycle, I had Barbie, she had a climax like no other!
Dear Batman,
WTF - that wasn't you, that was your motorcycle, it acts like a giant vibrator, so don't pat yourself on the back, now get your ugly dressed up cartoon ass out and fight crime.
Obama ineligible! says FOUNDER of 14th Amendment
Rep. John Bingham of Ohio, considered the father of the Fourteenth Amendment, confirms the understanding and construction the framers used in regards to birthright and jurisdiction while speaking on civil rights of citizens in the House on March 9, 1866:
[I] find no fault with the introductory clause [S 61 Bill], which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that every human being born within the jurisdiction of the United States of parents not owing allegiance to any foreign sovereignty is, in the language of your Constitution itself, a natural born citizen…[6]
It’s important to note this statement was issued by Bingham only months before the 14th Amendment was proposed.
NOTE: born within the jurisdiction of the United States of parents not owing allegiance to any foreign sovereignty.OBAMA'S FATHER WAS BORN IN KENYA And a BRITISH CITIZEN WHEN OBAMA WAS BORN! Therefore Barack Obama CAN NOT be a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN.
I like that post about obama and 14th amendment
An interesting BLOG....
http://controversialpolling.blogspot.com/
Any Mexican slut bitches like a visit from The Brothers, we are very good, just ask around.
Once you do Black you will never ho back.
ha ha ha
lol
Tired of all those Illegals
Are you tired of worring about the beaner in traffic next to you having insurance?
if so look no further than the go away taco bender 3000.
if you even have a sneaking suspicion that the dude next to you is even looking at you in a fucked up way you can just smile knowing that you have the drop on the asshole just place the go away taco bender 3000 in 4x4. and drive over the greasy fuck stick!
Defense attorneys sold separatly!!!!
Dear Barbie,
Did smoking that cig and drinking that coffee get the taste out of your mouth?
To the morons I encounter everyday-
1. To the old lady in line in front of me at Target who smells like cat piss: Please don't pay for $25 worth of shit with a bag of change to only find out you're $2.55 short. Also, don't ask the cashier to re-count it. He already had more patience than I would have to count all those freaking pennies the first time around. How hard is it to go to the bank a block down the road to cash all of that in and pay with cash like normal people? I know they do it, I've seen it.
2. To the people at Rainbow who can't seem to figure out how to use the self checkouts: Jesus H. I've watched 7 year olds do it without any issues. Scan your shit, place it on the scale, and insert money. They even have directions in numerous places on how to use it.
3. The dude who absolutely has to do his scratch offs on the counter when he buys them at the gas station. Is your gambling addiction that bad that you can't get the fuck out of the way and scratch them off? You lose twice if you win and ask for more, while holding up the line even longer.
4. The jackasses at the gas station that just walk in and hand the cashier $20 for gas regardless of the line. Yes I know it is a pain that you have to prepay for gas, but there's a simple concept called a line. Wait your turn.
5. To the fat women who can't control your kids in the grocery store: Control your kids for god's sake. I seriously question your parenting skills when your kids feel the need to chase around the entire store knocking shit off all over the place and running into my legs while you sit there and laugh your fat ass off.
6. To the people who bring their 2 year olds to nice resteraunts: I understand baby-sitters can be expensive and kids can be hard to handle sometimes, but don't bring screaming kids to a nice restrunt and just sit there while they pitch a fit. I would like to be able to finish my steak without rupturing my eardrums. Also, don't give me a shitty look when I give you one. You know you're in the wrong.
7. Related to number 6, the people who bring their kids to rated R movies at 11pm. Myself and the 40 other people in the theater would like to enjoy the movie instead of listening to your kid scream. Take the little shit out of the theater. Why are they there in the first place? Most kids are put to bed before 10pm anyways. Get a babysitter you cheap fuck. And again, don't get all pissy when people tell you to shut your kid up or give you bad looks.
8. To the pricks who keep trying to break into my garage: Fuck you. There isn't anything of interest in there anyway, unless you want a shovel or a rake. Get a job like normal people. I hope someone shoots you when you break into the wrong garage or house. If you feel the need to steal something out of there, take my neighbors shit. His stuff is on the left side of the garage.
9. To the high schooler douche bags who drive like shit on the highway: Your rice burner looks like shit, at least paint your mod parts when you put them on your shitty car. Please stop riding my ass when I'm already going 85mph, I'll just go slower when you pull that shit. I hope you crash into a retaining wall.
10. To the bible thumpers who harass people outside of metal concerts: Go do something productive, like volunteering at a food shelter. No one there wants to hear you drone on about how we're all going to hell for listening to metal. You're just making normal Christians look bad. I'll steal your bible next time and carve satanic symbols into it.
11. To the fucktards that beat your wives/girlfriends: Its painfully obvious when you're walking around a store with a girl who has 2 black eyes while you yell at her for everything she puts in the cart. You'll get your turn one day.
12. To the group home for slutty teen girls that is across the alley from my house: Stop parking your huge vans in front of my driveway. It takes me 10 minutes to try and back my car out without hitting something. Also, quit blocking the alley with said vans. Other people need to use the fucking road.
13. To the jackasses with large vehicles/SUV's: There is enough room in a parking space to place your vehicle without putting it 2 inches from my door. I'll key your truck the next time I have to crawl into my car from the passenger side.
14. To the people who stop in the middle of the road in front of Target to let your wives/girlfriends into the car. Its a nice thing to do, but if you have 2 carts worth of shit to load up, do it without stopping traffic.
15. To the people who don't understand how 4 way stop signs work: Who the hell taught you how to drive? Don't honk your horn at me when you cut me off and throw me the finger.
16. To the people who get pissed at the cashier when their credit card is rejected: You obviously have finance issues if all 15 of your credit cards get rejected. It isn't the cashier's fault.
17. To the underage girls at the liquor store: Don't get all uppity when the cashier asks for your ID when you try and buy some shitty flavored Vodka. You're obviously not 21. The whole "I forgot my ID, can I just buy it anyway" shtick isn't a new concept. Be more inventive than that, I figured it out. Plus, don't ask me to go back in and buy it for you when you get kicked out. Most people weren’t born yesterday.
re, my rant....
To the dude who lives on the other side of my duplex: Quit being a prick. You can do some of the yard work and snow shoveling as well. Also, get your washing machine fixed. It sounds like you're working on a tank in the basement. If you don't wanna get it fixed, at least stop washing your clothes at 5am. The fucking floor shakes. If you continue, I'll start drumming at 2am or blast the loudest, most foul death metal I own until you stop.
The next time you lock me outside, I'll shit in a box and mail it to you. If you hear me go outside (there's no way you can't) and see me in the backyard, don't shut and lock the door.
Please stop telling my friends that I'm not home when they knock on the door. I'm fucking here, or they wouldn't be coming over. It isn't like I can't hear you talking to them before I open my door. I'll tell your pot dealer the next time he knocks that you don't live here anymore.
Stop opening my mail if you accidentally get it. How hard is it to read a label?
Clean out your cat's litter box. I can smell that shit from the hallway. On that thought, what in the hell are you cooking over there? It smells like burnt Indian food.
Quit accusing me of fucking up your computer to our landlord. Do you seriously believe I broke into your side of the house, ran upstairs, turned on your computer, and screwed up all of your passwords all in a period of 2 minutes while you were in the basement? Jesus Christ. Ray Charles could see through that shit. Grow the fuck up, you're like 55.
You've ruined R&R I hate you all.
You people make being an Arizona resident embarrassing.
You can't fucking spell and you're ignorant.
RUINED!
Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud.
NEW YORK – Bernard Madoff, a quiet force on Wall Street for decades, was arrested and charged on Thursday with allegedly running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme in what may rank among the biggest frauds ever.
The former chairman of the Nasdaq Stock Market is best known as the founder of Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC, the closely-held market-making firm he launched in 1960. But he also ran a hedge fund that U.S. prosecutors said racked up $50 billion of fraudulent losses.
Madoff told senior employees of his firm on Wednesday that "it's all just one big lie" and that it was "basically, a giant Ponzi scheme," with estimated investor losses of about $50 billion, according to the U.S. Attorney's criminal complaint against him. A Ponzi scheme is a swindle where early investors are paid off with money from later investors.
The $50 billion allegedly lost to investors would make Madoff's fund one of the biggest frauds in history. When Enron filed for bankruptcy in 2001, one of the largest at the time, it had $63.4 billion in assets.
U.S. prosecutors charged Madoff, 70, with a single count of securities fraud. They said he faces up to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $5 million.
"Madoff stated that the business was insolvent, and that it had been for years," Lev Dassin, acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, said in a statement.
The Securities and Exchange Commission filed separate civil charges against Madoff.
Authorities said that, according to a document filed by Madoff with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on January 7, 2008, Madoff's investment advisory business served between 11 and 25 clients and had a total of about $17.1 billion in assets under management. Those clients may have included other funds that in turn had many investors.
The SEC said it appeared that virtually all of the assets of his hedge fund business were missing.
CONSISTENT RETURNS
An investor in the hedge fund said it generated consistent returns, which was part of the attraction. Since 2004, annual returns averaged around 8 percent and ranged from 7.3 percent to 9 percent, but last decade returns were typically in the low-double digits, the investor said.
The fund told investors it followed a "split strike conversion" strategy, which entailed owning stock and buying and selling options to limit downside risk, said the investor, who requested anonymity.
Jon Najarian, an acquaintance of Madoff who has traded options for decades, said, "Many of us questioned how that strategy could generate those kinds of returns so consistently."
Najarian, co-founder of optionmonster.com, once tried to buy what was then the Cincinnati Stock Exchange when Madoff was a major seatholder on the exchange. Najarian met with Madoff, who rejected his bid.
"He always seemed to be a straight shooter. I was shocked by this news," Najarian said.
'UNFORTUNATE SET OF EVENTS'
"Bernard Madoff is a longstanding leader in the financial services industry," his lawyer Dan Horwitz told reporters outside a downtown Manhattan courtroom where he was charged. "We will fight to get through this unfortunate set of events."
A shaken Madoff stared at the ground as reporters peppered him with questions. He was released after posting a $10 million bond secured by his Manhattan apartment.
"Our complaint alleges a stunning fraud both in terms of scope and duration," said Scott Friestad, the SEC's deputy enforcer. "We are moving quickly and decisively to stop the scheme and protect the remaining assets for investors."
Madoff had long kept the financial statements for his hedge fund business under "lock and key," according to prosecutors, and was "cryptic" about the firm. The hedge fund business was located on a separate floor from the market making business.
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities has more than $700 million in capital, according to its website. It is a market maker for about 350 Nasdaq stocks, including Apple, EBay and Dell, according to the website.
The website also states that Madoff himself has "a personal interest in maintaining the unblemished record of value, fair-dealing, and high ethical standards that has always been the firm's hallmark."
Pressure intensifies for Ill. governor to resign
this guy is a total asshole!
Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich kissed his wife, rode in his state SUV to the office and sat down at his desk Thursday in front of a bust of Lincoln and an American flag to portray "a return to normalcy." It was anything but. An extraordinary drama built through the day in Chicago as the political establishment of Illinois and the nation lined up against him.
Blagojevich's approval rating dropped to an all-time low of 8 percent, and friends and foes alike feared if they don't act swiftly to get rid of him, he might commit some kind of political mischief.
"The governor is in office, and he needs to be removed from office," Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn said. "It is an urgent matter. Illinois is in crisis."
The governor showed no signs of buckling to growing demands that he quit or be removed after his arrest Tuesday on corruption charges alleging that he tried to sell President-elect Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder.
While the governor was working his spokesman would not say on exactly what President-elect Obama told a news conference just a couple of blocks away that Blagojevich should go.
At the same time, Illinois lawmakers were organizing impeachment efforts, and the state attorney general said that if the governor were not impeached, she would seek a court order finding him unfit to serve.
Obama, speaking directly for the first time on the scandal that has distracted from his otherwise smooth transition, said he was "appalled" by the allegations.
"What I'm absolutely certain about is that our office had no involvement in any dealmaking around my Senate seat. That I'm absolutely certain of," he said. "That would be a violation of everything that this campaign has been about. And that's not how we do business."
The governor spent the day at his wooden desk, reviewing budget issues and talking to his closest aides.
Blagojevich spokesman Lucio Guerrero described the governor's mood as "upbeat" and "positive" and said "there's a sense of trying to return to normalcy." He said he knew of no decision about Blagojevich's political future or what the governor might do with the Obama seat.
Blagojevich's next move was the subject of great speculation in Illinois and around the country. Some observers wondered whether he might be seeking a deal with prosecutors to use the governor's office as a bargaining chip, possibly agreeing to step down in exchange for leniency.
But there was also worry that the governor might still pick a senator.
His refusal to step down has struck some as odd given the fact that wiretaps portrayed him as bored with his job, saying he was "struggling financially" and did "not want to be governor for the next two years."
But staying in office provides a financial benefit amid the turmoil: He continues to draw a $177,000-a-year salary.
Also Thursday, the criminal complaint that outlined the charges against Blagojevich yielded new details. The Associated Press learned that Senate Candidate 4 in the complaint is Illinois Deputy Gov. Louanner Peters. The source was not authorized to speak publicly about the complaint and spoke on condition of anonymity.
In the complaint, Blagojevich said he would put the deputy governor in the Senate before he gives the seat to another candidate and "don't get anything."
The decision to launch impeachment proceedings largely rests with House Speaker Michael Madigan, who, according to several House Democrats, faces a strong desire among his members for quick action. They said voters are demanding it, and lawmakers are transmitting that message to Madigan.
A poll taken since Blagojevich's arrest shows 73 percent of those surveyed support impeachment, and 70 percent think he should resign.
Chicago-based Glengariff Group surveyed 600 Illinois residents by phone Tuesday and Wednesday, and the results showed Blagojevich's approval rating at 8 percent. The margin of error was plus or minus 4 percent.
Four House Democrats sent a letter to their colleagues Thursday seeking support for a motion to impeach Blagojevich. The letter asks members to indicate whether they oppose the idea or support it, or even whether they want to co-sponsor the motion.
Democratic Rep. Jack Franks, one of the governor's fiercest critics, said he hopes Madigan will soon make clear that the House will launch impeachment proceedings unless Blagojevich resigns.
"It would be music to the ear of everyone in this state," Franks said.
Franks said he has gotten "a deluge" of calls from lawmakers wanting to be part of any impeachment committee.
Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan, the daughter of the House speaker, threatened again Thursday to file a lawsuit asking the state Supreme Court to have Blagojevich declared unfit to hold office if he doesn't resign soon or get impeached.
"Obviously right now, in the best of all possible worlds, the governor would do what's right for the people of the state of Illinois. He would resign," said Madigan, a longtime Blagojevich foe considering a run for governor in 2010.
But "at this point he appears to be staying put," and Madigan wants a signal from lawmakers about whether they will move quickly on impeachment proceedings.
Legislative leaders planned a special session Monday to strip Blagojevich of his power to pick a new U.S. senator, putting the decision in the hands of Illinois voters instead.
The White House on Thursday said President George Bush finds Blagojevich's alleged behavior "astounding."
Quinn said the impeachment process should begin when the Legislature convenes. If lawmakers don't take action, he would support Madigan going to the Supreme Court.
Quinn strongly criticized the possibility of a special election to fill Obama's seat, saying it would take too long, leaving Illinois with just one senator in Washington for months. Quinn said he has not spoken to potential Senate appointees and doesn't have a short list of candidates.
If he becomes governor, Quinn said his "first order of business" will be appointing a senator. He did not flatly rule out choosing a Republican, saying he would pick the most qualified candidate.
$14 billion auto bailout dies in Senate.
Belgian police arrest 'al Qaeda legend'
Belgian police Thursday arrested a woman they called an "al Qaeda living legend" as part of an operation to thwart a terror attack being planned to coincide with an EU summit in Brussels.
Police seized 14 people, one of whom was planning to carry out a suicide attack in Belgium, the source said. They had contacts at the "highest levels of al Qaeda," the source said.
The police source said officers "had only 24 hours to act."
The leaders of the European Union's 27 member states are meeting in Brussels Thursday and Friday. It is not clear that the heads of state and government themselves were the target of the planned attack.
The federal prosecutor's office in Belgium identified one of the suspects as Malika El-Aroud, the widow of one of the men who assassinated a key opponent of the Taliban in Afghanistan two days before September 11, 2001.
El-Aroud's late husband was one of two men who killed Ahmed Shah Massoud, a leader of the Northern Alliance, in a suicide mission ordered by Osama Bin Laden.
Belgian police aimed to prevent El-Aroud, whom the police source called an "al-Qaeda living legend," from moving to Afghanistan to play a role in the fight against the coalition forces there, the source said.
She is thought to be a recruiter for the anti-Western network, rather than a fighter, the source said.
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Suicide bomber's widow soldiers on
CNN Exclusive: El-Aroud interview
El-Aroud described the "love" she and her late husband felt for Osama bin Laden in a 2006 interview with CNN.
"Most Muslims love Osama. It was he who helped the oppressed. It was he who stood up against the biggest enemy in the world, the United States. We love him for that," she told CNN then.
Gazing into CNN's cameras she said, "It's the pinnacle in Islam to be the widow of a martyr. For a woman it's extraordinary."
"Most of those arrested" Thursday had Belgian passports, the police source said. All 14 are of Moroccan descent.
Three of the suspects had traveled to the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region to participate in fighting or training camps, and were in contact with an unnamed suspect who had direct links to important al Qaeda figures, police said.
Two of those three returned to Belgium several months ago and started surveillance operations, and the third returned to Belgium a week ago, police said. Intelligence showed that third person was ready to carry out a suicide attack, police said.
Information showed the suspect who was to carry out the attack had received the green light to execute the operation, police said. Investigators noted the suspect had said goodbye to his family "because he wanted to go to paradise with a clear conscience," police said.
Authorities also found a video meant for the suspect's family, which police said was probably a farewell tape. They did not find any explosives, the police said in a statement.
The 14 suspects were arrested after police carried out 16 search warrants in Brussels and one in the western Belgian city of Liege. During those searches, police seized computer equipment and documents and the 14 people, including the three who traveled to Afghanistan and Pakistan and 11 others suspected of having given them logistical and material support.
Police said their investigation has been under way intensively since the end of 2007.
Female 'al Qaeda legend' captured.
re, Female 'al Qaeda legend' captured-
Ancient cannabis stash unearthed in China.
Jackson backers sought cash for Ill. gov.
Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., D-Ill.
CHICAGO – Businessmen with ties to both Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich and U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson discussed raising $1 million for Blagojevich to help persuade him to appoint Jackson to President-elect Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat, according to a published report.
Citing unnamed sources, the Chicago Tribune reports in a story for Friday's editions that businessman Raghuveer Nayak and Blagojevich aide Rajinder Bedi told attendees at an Oct. 31 meeting that they needed to raise the money for the governor to ensure Jackson's appointment.
"Raghu said he needed to raise a million for Rod to make sure Jesse got the seat," an unidentified source who attended the meeting told the Tribune. Blagojevich also attended the meeting, which was sponsored by Nayak, an Oak Brook businessman.
A message left at a listing for Raghuveer Nayak in Oak Brook was not immediately returned early Friday. No published listing for Bedi could be found.
Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on federal corruption charges that allege, among other things, a brazen scheme to put Obama's vacant Senate seat up for sale.
According to the FBI complaint, the Oct. 31 meeting took place the same day federal prosecutors intercepted a conversation in which Blagojevich claims he'd been approached by a representative for an unnamed "Senate Candidate 5" who offered cash in exchange for the Senate seat.
On Wednesday, it was revealed that Jackson was the candidate.
"We were approached 'pay to play,'" Blagojevich said in the call. The candidate would raise $500,000 for Blagojevich, and an emissary would raise an additional $1 million, according to the conversation.
Jackson spokesman Rick Bryant told the Tribune that while Jackson discussed the Senate seat with Nayak, he never asked him to do anything.
Nayak, 54, has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Blagojevich and is also close to the Jackson family. Bedi has also been a Blagojevich fundraiser.
The Oct. 31 meeting led to a Blagojevich fundraiser held Saturday that was co-sponsored by Nayak. The governor attended, as did Jackson's brother Jonathan, who went into business with Nayak several years ago, according to the newspaper report.
Two days later, Jackson met with Blagojevich to discuss the Senate seat.
I am so happy that the Republicans in the Senate had the balls to tell the UAW to go bleep itself. The UAW IS the reason the auto companies are failing. The auto makers should go into bankruptcy, and tell the union to bleep itself.
Just remember that this is America. Success is up to YOU. Don't depend on a politician to support you. Out of work? Find another job. McDonald's is always hiring.
You may have to change your lifestyle, or sell your house and car and take the bus, but others do it, and so can you. Stop expecting the government to do everything for you.
Don't be brainwashed by the news. Go work at Circle K, and go collect cans on your days off.
And if those things don't work for you, you're living beyond your means.
I would like to see what wouold happen if the elections were held today!
All of NObama's promises have been recanted.
Truth coming out about NObama's connections with terrorists and criminals.
He lied about every campaign promise.
Willian Ayres, a will known terrorist.
Rev Wright, anti-America, revolutionary.
Tony Rezko, a crook serving time.
Rashid Khaliki, ties to palistine and Hamas.
Gov. Blagujevick, chicago mobster and crook.
How much more can the libtards take before they have to admit responsibility?
Liberals are in complete denial!
Gob Help America!!!!!
Can't live with them, can't kill them.
What a Catch 22.
Bettie Page died and I never got my blowjob.
A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.
Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.
Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty," Le Trung tells the Sun of London. "Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman
"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there.
Another Black Family in Public Housing.
:)
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up the stockins like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe. Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk....
"Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat"
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befoe"!
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!
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I also use it.
Latest study shows that 1 in 5 teenage girls text nude pictures of themselves to boys and their girlfriends.
One in 4 boys do the same.
IF THEIR WERE JOBS FOR CRACKHEADS
PHOENIX WOULD HAVE 100% EMPLOYMENT.
re, Phoenix
You think Phoenix is bad, you should live here in the gay capital of the world, San Francisco.
We got a mayor who thinks poe smoking butt buddies and illegal criminals should thrive in SF.
To the married men out there saying that their wives aren't giving them head, yada yada... How often do you pleasure her down there? I am just asking out of curiosity. I am MUCH more willing to give when there is an equal playing field.
And maybe if you aren't getting it in return, you need to brush up on your skills.
HAPPY HANUKAH BITCHES!
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JOHANNESBURG SA – Ksenya Sukhinova from Russia was crowned Miss World 2008 after beating 108 other international beauties in a glittering African extravaganza held in South Africa on Saturday.
"And Miss World 2008 is Russia," announced Julia Morley, head of the Miss World committee that organises the event.
The second runner up was Gabriel Walcott of Trinidad and Tobago and the first runner up Parvathay Omanakuttan of India.
Obama says mortgage crisis must be resolved.
Obama faces heady challenges, and they're growing
WASHINGTON DC – President-elect Barack Obama, relatively young and inexperienced, is facing a rapidly growing list of monumental challenges as he prepares to take the reins of a nation in turmoil.
"I do not underestimate the enormity of the task that lies ahead," Obama said after his historic election a little more than a month ago.
It was a sobering assessment at the time, but the country's problems have only worsened since then. Now, Obama sounds dire, particularly as he talks about the economy: "We're in an emergency."
He spoke during a week in which Congress killed a bailout of the failing auto industry, the government reported that jobless claims spiked to their highest levels in more than a quarter-century, and the Treasury Department said the nation registered a record federal budget deficit for November.
With woes foreign and domestic on more fronts than even Franklin Delano Roosevelt encountered when he took office in the midst of the Great Depression, Obama will be sworn in as the country's 44th president in January.
His leadership will be tested immediately and in many ways. His performance from the outset could well set the tone for his presidency.
Not only is Obama saddled with lingering wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that he is inheriting from President George W. Bush, but he also must deal with:
_a deepening recession in the U.S. and a spreading global economic crisis.
_an automotive industry on the brink of collapse and soaring national debt.
_increasing unemployment and its ripple effects.
_the threat of terrorism amid a historic transfer of power.
At the same time, Obama may be drawn into an unfolding political scandal over Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's alleged efforts to trade the president-elect's former Senate seat for personal gain. The ongoing federal investigation could ensnare some of his top advisers and taint the self-styled reformer who has tried to steer clear of notorious Chicago politics.
The president-elect says he's "absolutely confident" his aides did not try to cut deals with Blagojevich, but at the very least, the scandal is a distraction for a leader facing the magnitude of problems on Obama's plate.
Obama also has promised an ambitious foreign and domestic policy agenda that includes withdrawing most U.S. combat troops from Iraq, cleaning up government, overhauling the health care system, fighting global warming and developing alternative energy sources.
Some priorities may fall to the wayside or be done piecemeal. But, so far, he has signaled an intent to move forward on much if not all of those plans. The question is how quickly he can accomplish his goals, while simultaneously confronting the growing list of major problems.
"There's a lot of ground giving under him. It's a terrific challenge," said Fred Greenstein, a Princeton University professor emeritus of politics and a presidential historian.
"From one perspective, it's as if he's about to take over the captain's job on a sinking ship. From the other perspective, he could be on a glide path to Mount Rushmore if he does a combination of morale building and energizing people while dealing with the economic distress by producing some constructive changes in the society and in the economy."
"The striking thing is he doesn't seem scared," Greenstein added.
Indeed, Obama exudes confidence. He has surrounded himself with people in his incoming White House and Cabinet who have decades more experience than him in government, as well as foreign and domestic policy. They include big names such as Hillary Rodham Clinton, Larry Summers, Tom Daschle and Robert Gates, longtime Washington insiders.
Comparatively, Obama has been on the national stage for a short time. He was introduced to the country during the Democratic convention in 2004 when he was in the Illinois Legislature and running for the U.S. Senate. Age 47, he will become president after serving just four years in the Senate
Most historians liken the situation facing Obama to that which confronted Roosevelt but the comparison does not seem to do justice to the colossal challenges Obama is facing.
Roosevelt was already an established politician when he came into office at the depths of the Great Depression in a society with no safety net for the suffering. And the economy was much worse then than it is now. But he did not have two wars on his plate, nor a political scandal swirling nearby. And Roosevelt did not have a planet suffering from global warming and watching its natural resources dwindle.
He also let his four-month transition pass by keeping his distance from Republican Herbert Hoover. The two men had sharp policy differences over how to address the Great Depression, and Roosevelt stayed mum between his election and his inauguration.
Not Obama. He's been extraordinarily active since his election.
With each new bit of bad economic news, he makes his views known — though he always is careful to defer to Bush when it's decision time. As president-elect, however, Obama's words now carry the power to move financial markets perhaps even more so than those of Bush.
He has held regular news conferences to announce his Cabinet, and he gives the Democratic radio address on most weekends.
"Part of what he's doing is paying lip service to the notion that there's only one president while sucking up all the oxygen," Greenstein said.
Politically, with things so bad, Obama can claim any change for the better as a success. If the economic and security situation deteriorates further, he can rightly say he inherited a mess.
Obama won the election with more than 50 percent of the popular vote, and nearly three-fourths of people in an AP-GfK poll last week said they approved of how Obama has been handling the transition.
Judging by those numbers, he has plenty of political capital to spend as he tackles the country's mounting problems.
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re, Leon
Ok does this mean you are:
1.cuming in your hand?
2.cuming in someone?
3.coming to this board?
4.other?
Hold your left hand up
now form the letter 'L'
now stick it against your forehead.
you have been properly identified as a LOSER
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The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot!
I mean, come on!
It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom!
I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to - you spent at least 2 minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to, like, break into someone else's car or something. Then I guessed you thought you were "safe" and hurried to the front of your car, near the third level stairwell, dropped your pants, squatted and WENT TO IT!
For Christ's sake, woman! All the time you spent looking out for passing cars so no one would see you crapping like a dog in public, you could have hustled your lazy ass downstairs and into the building and USED THE DAMNED RESTROOM!
Sheesh!
P.S. - - Anyway, if you're free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life.
FOUND - Briefcase w/ Odd Items
Large silver briefcase (metal). No locks. Odd items inside include a 14 inch length of plastic tube about one and a half inches in diameter, a solid rod of plastic about 20 inches long and a little under one and a half inches in diameter. Several tubes of KY jelly (don't ask me, I just found it). Here's the really odd thing: there were five Gerbils in a plastic container with breather holes in it. I put them in a mouse cage with some shredded wood chips, water, and food. Respond to this add so I can return your stuff. If no respone in a week, I'll give the Gerbils to the animal shelter and turn the rest of the stuff over to the Sheriff Dept. Thanks.
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are you a butt sniffer or a coke doer
I am drunk....I peed my panties, and I am all urined up.
It's 7:45 here in Bangkok Thailand.
I just took a big dump.
I feel so relieved.
Now I am going out on the town and fuck me some whores.
Hello New York.
I am just getting some coffee.
Rolled the GF over and gave her a good morning fuck.
It's gonna to be a great day.
Coffee and sex, it doesn't get any better in the morning.
Chicago I hate this fucking town.
It's cold, miserable, and windy...
oh I guess that's why they call it The Windy City.
I just made my overnight sleep in roll over and ride my pee hard cock.
Then I went and had my morning piss, farts, and shower...
now off to coffee.
If this bitch wants a repeat with me, she better know how to get the fuck up and make me breakfast otherwise she can get the fuck out.
I banged me an Indian pussy Friday night that I picked up at a club.
Mates she stayed the weekend for lots of sex and man fun.
Great for wanker satisfaction but I'd never marry one of these.
A bloody hairy bitch she was, but she sure can fuck.
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MIRAMAR, Fla. – Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.
Delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria, 40, flung the steaming pie at the gunman, buying time as he ran for safety, police said.
At least one shot was fired as Devictoria fled, but the deliveryman wasn't hurt and was able to quickly call police, according to authorities.
Three teenage suspects were nabbed soon after Wednesday's run-in with the cheesy weapon, police said, adding they were charged with armed robbery.
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i have a female room mate that i met on craigs list. shes about my age 22, not totally sure, and shes really hot. huge tits and blonde. i have recently started adding my own "special sauce" to her coffee creamer. its so addicting. i wake up at 730am just to drink coffee with my room mate and watch her drink the creamer. i dont work till 930 and my room mate leaves for work at 8. that usually gives me an hour to work up some "special sauce" to add to her creamer. i cant stop. i do it every day. she might even see this post. its all so exhilarating . some times i even take a little cream in my coffee.
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To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes
Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you find me
The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me
Mad question askin, blunt passin, music blastin
But I just can't quit
Because one of these honies Biggie gots ta creep with
Sleep with, keep the ep a secret why not
Why blow up my spot cause we both got caught
Now check it, I got more Mack than Craig and in the bed
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends with Benz's
C-notes by the layers, true fuckin players
Jump in the Rover and come over
tell your friends jump in the GS3, I
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2 ounces of black powder
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2 Carmel Candy Bars
1 ounce of Tequila
3 ounces of Drano (crystallized drain cleaner)
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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Ohhhhhh
yeah the patch was Border Patrol
Is it some new model that Toyota has come out with ?
A giant cocktail from a small town in Kansas ?
A book depository for rich people ?
An edible tube of Mexican anal cream ?
ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE,CAN'T BE TRUSTED
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We, the people of B.I.G. D.A.W.G. seek to disarm this clueless group of Homosexuals before they are reamed by their own delusions.
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I just do NOT care, I will never accept Obama.
I believe he is a Muslims, I believe he stole the Presidency by out funding all other candidates, and I also believe he is NOT a U.S. Citizen.
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My Neighbors have 2 or 3 hound dogs that howl/bark the whole time they're gone. The dogs howl even when there's nothing going on, and go nuts when anybody dares walk past, talk in their driveways, play outside etc. I've been nice and talked to them about this several times. They always act as though they'll take care of it... still, every damn day, it sounds as if the sheriff is chasing a moonshiner through the hills of Kentucky.
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