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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 299 of 299My Neighbors have 2 or 3 hound dogs that howl/bark the whole time they're gone. The dogs howl even when there's nothing going on, and go nuts when anybody dares walk past, talk in their driveways, play outside etc. I've been nice and talked to them about this several times. They always act as though they'll take care of it... still, every damn day, it sounds as if the sheriff is chasing a moonshiner through the hills of Kentucky.
Who wants to fuck me???????
Dear Ken,
Don't bother doing Barbie anymore.
I got her pregnant.
She just needed a black injection.
Obama is stomping into office on January 20, 2009.
God save America.
Obama considers $850 billion to jolt economy back to life.
WASHINGTON DC – Heat is more likely to kill an American than an earthquake, and thunderstorms kill more than hurricanes do, according to a "death map" published on Tuesday.
Researchers who compiled the county-by-county look at what natural disasters kill Americans said they hope their study will help emergency preparedness officials plan better.
Heat and drought caused 19.6 percent of total deaths from natural hazards, with summer thunderstorms causing 18.8 percent and winter weather causing 18.1 percent, the team at the University of South Carolina found.
Earthquakes, wildfires and hurricanes combined were responsible for fewer than 5 percent of all hazard deaths.
Hey try this new BLOG.
it is interesting, a different concept...
Political Voodoo Doll
http://politicalvoodoodoll.blogspot.com/
VERY INTERESTING-
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq .
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah, is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.
10. Amos cried out in Ir aq!
11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.
12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!
13. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.
14. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.
15. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.
16. The wise men were from Iraq.
17. Peter preached in Iraq.
18. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq !
CL's material may not be suitable for younger children under the age of 7 and a half years old.. but I'll be eight in a month, uncircumcized smegma-encrusted circle jerkers, jealous transvestites, fag-o-wannabees.
from 2007
Why the Bears lost the Super Bowl...
They deserved to lose because -
They got some ass wipe Muslim playing 4 them named Muhammed.
See there must be a GOD, he punish them and they deserve it !!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to all of those foreskins after circumcision? Would you be surprised if I told you that hospitals have been selling discarded foreskins to private bio-research laboraties and pharmaceutical companies? You will be even more surprised when I tell you exactly where that precious, densely innervated tissue ends up!
Human foreskin is in great demand and equals multi-million dollar profits for bio-medical research and pharmaceutical companies. Why? Human flesh is a required raw research material for bio-medical companies in order to create many medical products from growing new tissue to use as skin grafts for burn patients, to creating new eyelids and used in the production of insulin. Foreskin is an ideal tissue because the young flesh grows better, is likely to be free of disease, and is a consistently and readily available resource.
Human foreskin also contains all of the things that we lose as we age, growth factors, amino acids, proteins, collagen, elastin and hyaluronic acid, and there is an endless stream of companies ready to capitalize on that fact. It has become the active secret ingredient in many face creams as well as used for collagen for those lovely plump kissers you see on many models and actors. That's right, the next time you see that youthful glow and ample pout, you'll know that baby penis made it all possible.
The key ingredient in SkinMedica's 'fountain of youth' anti-wrinkle cream, which is called TNS recovery complex, has been highly touted by Oprah and many other celebrities. I bet. On a mothering.com discussion, it was asked, "If the cream was made from the bi-product of baby Afro-American clitoral skin, would Oprah still be promoting it?" I doubt it. When asked of the smell, Barbara Blair says, "It's disgusting. It's got a sour smell to it that makes you want to gag, but you get used to it."
Now that you know the motive behind the cutting of your children's foreskin, it is important for you to know what's at stake. Circumcision removes about 50% of the skin of the penis, with that, he loses length and circumference and the mechanical action of being able to 'slide' in and out of itself, a highly pleasurable function for a man and his partner. It also removes the frenar ridged band which is the primary erogenous zone of the male body along with meissner's corpuscles and branches of the dorsal nerve, 20,000 fine-touch receptors and specialized erotogenic nerve endings. Rich with sexually responsive tissue, loss of this reduces the fullness and intensity of sexual response. The circumcised male also loses part of his immunological system and function in the soft mucosa which produces plasma cells, these cells secrete immunoglobulin antibodies as well as antibacterial and antiviral proteins, including the pathogen killing enzyme lysozyme. Langerhans cells, a special immunological set of cells that are a front line of defense against disease and has recently been shown to produce langerin, which actually kills HIV, is also, you guessed it, lost. The lost list includes but is not limited to: frenulum, dartos fascia, lymphatic vessels, estrogen receptors, apocrine glands, sebaceous glands, natural glans coloration, blood vessels, and sometimes even the entire penis. According to norm.org, circumcision performed during infancy disrupts the bonding process between child and mother. There are indications that the innate sense of trust in intimate human contact is inhibited or lost. It can also have significant adverse effects on neurological development. Additionally, an infant's self-confidence and hardiness is diminished by forcing the newborn victim into a defensive psychological state of "learned helplessness" or "acquired passivity" to cope with the excruciating pain which he can neither fight nor flee. The trauma of this early pain lowers a circumcised boy's pain threshold below that of intact boys and girls. Too often, some boys even lose their lives as a result of circumcision... it only takes a small amount of blood lost in such a tiny body to send the newborn in shock. Recently, a boy died from heart attack and loss of oxygen he experienced during the procedure.
So what do YOU get out of this? Big pharma gets big profits, the child gets tortured in an unimaginable way, stripping him of the best part of his body, and YOU actually PAY for it! Whether you think you do or not, if you pay taxes, you are paying for circumcisions! What? Yes, you heard me right, you or your insurance company pay the doctor (if not directly, you will end up paying indirectly!) to strap down newborn baby boys while their foreskin is brutally ripped away from the glans and sliced off, with little or no effective pain relief, then the foreskins are sold for the production of miracle wrinkle creams and collagen injections that earn BILLIONS of dollars in profit each year. And that poor baby, well, he TOTALLY gets shafted, er... shall I say, DE-shafted, in this deal... all that profit on his loss and he doesn't even get so much as a trust fund for college or a way to pay for a surgical restoration. He doesn't even get a SAY! Heck, even the models and actors make money out of this deal... that fresh, ageless skin and juicy lips help earn them an extra killing out of the additional ten years of work. (If it is true that it takes 10 years off!)
Circumcision is big business, when considering that a SINGLE foreskin can bring in $100,000 in profit, there is no question about why circumcisions are still being performed in America despite the fact that no major medical association in the world recommends it.
As Paul M. Fliess MD states in the Case Against Circumcision, "Parents should be wary of anyone who tries to retract their child's foreskin, and especially wary of anyone who wants to cut it off."
IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
I want my ashes put in a douche so I can do the kitty one last time.
I wanna be a pimp, pusher, rapper or basketball player.
Doctor or lawyer?
Fucks dat nigga.
Q)) What do the Mexicans have in common with a Cue ball?
A)) The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.
re, CL haters...
Oh, boo hoo! *sniffle* Please don't go! How will we ever get along without you?
22 things I hate about women:
1. get tattoos
2. smoke cigarettes
3. wear ugly boots
4. wear sweat pants outside
5. wear oversized sun glasses
6. body piercings
7. let themselves go (get fat)
8. wear "war paint" (too much make up)
9. have bad breath
10. stank down there
11. talk super fast
12. fake hair
13. pick their teeth while eating
14. smacks gum
15. giggle at the slightest thing
16. eat only salads
17. have that time of the month
18. walk with a limp
19. want me to go shopping with them
20. has a better looking sister
21. she's a pill head
22. they're always looking to trade up
RIAA to halt lawsuits, cozy up to ISPs instead.
At last, the music industry admits what we've known for years: That filing music-swapping lawsuits against teenagers, little old ladies, and corpses is a fool's errand (not to mention an expensive headache for the defendants). But don't worry the RIAA has something new up its sleeves.
The new strategy (as reported by the Wall Street Journal): If the music industry finds out that you're swapping music files online, it'll send an e-mail to your ISP (agreements have already hashed out agreements with "some" unnamed service providers, apparently), which will in turn forward the message to you probably with a little "P.S." asking you to stop.
If you don't stop, well ... your service provider probably won't sue you, but it might slow down your broadband connection, or cut off your service altogether.
So, why has the RIAA changed the play? Well, maybe it's been looking at reports like this one from the NPD Group, which shows that U.S. CD sales continue to slide, while the number of tunes shared via P2P sites continues to increase, despite all the litigation.
And then there's the disastrous headlines, as the RIAA relentlessly tracked down and sued tens of thousands of alleged music pirates. Among them: Kids, octogenarians, and a few dead people.
Reaction to the news? Mixed. Engadget's headline reads (in part): "RIAA finds its soul," with the story noting that while the RIAA reserves the right to go after "heavy uploaders or repeat offenders ... it appears that single mothers are in the clear."
All Things Digital has a darker outlook, speculating that ISPs—which "care about the cost of moving lots of data around … [and] want to make money by selling, renting, or just offering up Hollywood's movies and TV shows to subscribers" might be more than content to "cut off file-sharers … [or] simply [charge] heavy file-sharers a lot of money."
And here's another possibility, courtesy of yours truly: Say your ISP catches you sharing tunes via P2P. No problem download away! But when you get your next cable bill, you'll find the itemized songs added to your monthly charge, kind of like an iTunes bill.
Call it the "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" strategy.
P.S.
Make no mistake just because the RIAA has stopped filing new music-swapping lawsuits doesn't mean that it's dropped the existing ones, according to the Journal. Quite the contrary.
Dear Barbie,
Please clean your coochie.
The U.S. gives green light for first commercial spaceport.....
WASHINGTON DC – The US Federal Aviation Administration has given the green light for the world's first commercial spaceport, New Mexico authorities said Thursday.
The FAA granted Spaceport America a license for vertical and horizontal space launches following an environmental impact study, according to the New Mexico Space Authority (NMSA).
"These two governmental approvals are the next steps along the road to a fully operational commercial spaceport," said NMSA Executive Director Steven Landeene.
"We are on track to begin construction in the first quarter of 2009, and have our facility completed as quickly as possible."
The terminal and hangar facility for horizontal launches is planned for completion by late 2010.
NMSA hopes to sign a lease agreement later this month with Virgin Galactic, a branch of Virgin Atlantic owned by British airline magnate Richard Branson. The firm's SpaceShipTwo passenger craft will be the main attraction at the site.
The system plans to take passengers approximately 100 kilometers (62 miles) into the sky. Virgin Galactic plans to welcome 500 passengers per year who will pay 200,000 dollars each for a suborbital flight lasting three to four minutes.
There have been several commercial launches from the site since April 2007, with more launches planned.
Spaceport America has also been working closely with aerospace firms Lockheed Martin, Rocket Racing Inc./Armadillo Aerospace, UP Aerospace, Microgravity Enterprises and Payload Specialties.
The Russian federal space agency currently offers the only orbital space tourism flights aboard the Soyuz spacecraft, which allows passengers to visit the International Space Station (ISS) for several days. The price for the trip recently increased from 20 million dollars to 35 million dollars.
Condoleezza Rice says only an 'idiot' would trust North Korea.
I get a kick out of looking at the CL Free Section.
The really stupid people are the ones that have those 20 to 40 foot palm or pine trees and say move it or cut it down its yours.
Look morons allowing someone to cut down a 20 to 40 foot tree that has no Tree Cutting knowledge that damn thing is going to end up on your house, car, neighbors property, etc.
Did you leave your brain somewhere, go get it.
Also cutting down a tree and cutting it into firewood even if you know what your are doing takes 2 to 4 hours. Forget about removing the stump you need a backhoe for that.
God loves stupid people he has a lot of them in Arizona, most live in Scottsdale.
Always Remember - No matter how hard you try, you cannot fix stupid!
Creating a 12 million man army...
America's new line of defense against terrorism....
First induct them into the army.
Next send them to Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Bosnia, whatever.....
Mexican illegals will be awarded 1 month of American citizenship (non-transferable) per each head of a radical islam member acquired.
Video documentation of the beheading act must accompany each head.
Random DNA tests will be administered to ensure accuracy.
Must be 18-50 years old to participate.
All other illegals may apply for the Baptism by Fire program.
See your local recruiter for complete details.
Tell us, are you an ILLEGAL resident alien. If so we the residents of Arizona hate you for a multiplicity or reasons.
When done reading the list would you please report to you nearest border crossing and go home?
Thank You
14 Reasons to deport illegal aliens:
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year.
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for childre n here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born
children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens .
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the United States.
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that
crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from
Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroine and
marijuana, crossed into the U. S. from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report.
12. The National Policy Institute, "estimated that the total cost of mass
deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of
between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.
14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States ."
A few reasons I like to pee in my back yard
ITS MY OWN DAMN YARD I CAN DO WHAT I WANT :)
I am eco friendly! I need to save water so peeing in my backyard saves 8 flushes a day.
There are weeds in my backyard.. I pee on them, they die great way to save on weed killer... Im trying to get 9 or 10 ppl to help me pee on them in the back as well saves bunches of money.. (side note does not work so well in front yard people complain).
I have a penis .. it never sees anything but my under armour and the shower (perhaps a female) Its like a field trip every time im in the backyard.
I have a nice penis... my neighbors can see me sometimes (maybe) perhaps ill get a desperate house wife... PERHAPS.
There is an amazing amount of stray cats about.. if I pee all over the walls and gates I think it will act as a deturrent!
People need a ciggarte break I need a let my balls breath break.
When I wake up I sometimes pee on the rocks and it sprays back on my feet... GREAT way to insure I take a shower 5 min later.
My window is directly facing my back yard.. open a window and bam I am set..I nail the weed patch right there.. Did 2 things at once amazing who said I cant multi task.
I pee naked sometimes.. I think Im brining sexy back in my own way..
PS PS PS PS I tan naked in my back yard to on the back porch patio its great.
If you are a female who may want to pee on my weeds and tan naked with me as well as drink a few margaritas let me know
:)
Hey it's simple, there is a rash of supposedly Alien Cat abductions and mutilations.
So kill your neighbors CAT, cut it in half, and tell anyone who asks, The Aliens Did It !!!
Another problem solved ...
All right people this puts it all in prospective......
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as
simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Those fucks just took 7 billion of 'our' dollars, and we didn't do shit about it. So of course they/re going to give themselves a raise. They know we're not going to shit about that either.
Like Reagan said "In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problems. Government is the problem."
Next time you vote, don't look at that ballot and not vote for someone you don't know. Just vote against the person that's already in there. Pick any of the others on the ballot. They can't be any worse.
Deep Throat signs off
For decades his identity was a secret, known only by a few Washington Post reporters. Then, a few years ago, former FBI second-in-command Mark Felt came out and admitted that he was the infamous source on the Watergate case. Felt passed away this week at the age of 95, and queries on his alias, Richard Nixon, Woodward and Bernstein, and (of course) Watergate all surged. This popular article from the Post recaps the case and puts Felt's contributions into a larger context.
The not-so-itsy-bitsy spider
This past week, the World Wildlife Fund announced that more than 1,000 species had been discovered in Southeast Asia's Greater Mekong region over the past decade. One of the more impressive finds: a spider as big as a dinner plate. The "huntsman spider" is nearly a foot long. It's also a lot scarier than your college roommate's pet tarantula.
Santa gave me ----------------lot’s of coal
Santa gave me ----------------a burning hole
Santa gave me-----------------a polar bear
Oh shit, the bear just ate Santa.
Another stupid ad on the free section of craigslist....
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free milk bags......storage for breast milk
2 packages to store breast milk in freezer...
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Good morning Chi Town, it's bitter cold and miserable here, but I am waking up to some great T.A.P.
To my soon to be exwife
Thanks for nothing you piece of crap! 20 years of taking care of you. Lets see if your cheating scum new bf with will cook, clean, do laundry and dishes. One good thing that came from this, I don't have to put up with your family during the holidays anymore.
How to Use a Cock Ring
To use a cock ring, strap it around the base of the penis and behind the testicles, that way it traps blood in the penis, which can result in engorgement, greater sensitivity, and a firmer erection. Some guys strap it just around their penis, that's wrong, the cock ring does not work property but especially it looks stupid.
Stop shaving your balls...it looks freaky!
Q) How do you convince a girl that all men are not rapists?
A) Beat her till she changes her mind.
GODDAMN illegals account for 25% of the crimes in the US.
Plus 20% currently in U.S. in prisons are illegal.
There, are you fucking bleeding heart liberals happy?
This is what happens when you clone stem cells from a roof-rat and fertilize a Metalbitch's eggs with them, it's just wrong.
However, I have created an amazing looking insect by injecting a fruit-fly's eggs with a stolen bit of DNA from a hair follicle that was pinched from Ted William's frozen head.
You simply cannot hit this bastard with anything other than a louisville slugger.
BTW , I am currently batting .400 and on the way towards breaking his single season record .
Next.. a cockroach egg combined with some steroid tainted saliva that was dribbled on my baseball during an autograph session with Barry Bonds.
I'm a bit hesitant about this one though, because when all is said and done...it might be impossible to ever catch the bastard unless....
beforehand, I am successful with my Black House Cat/Hank Aaron mutant.
I had to shelve my Randy Johnson/Preying Mantis model, the poor bastard...
back spasms, ya' know ?
go figure..?
Adults Only...
Try my new blog...
Body and Flesh
http://bodyandflesh.blogspot.com/
take the poll - do you like to be spanked?
Why is that women always see Elvis ?
and
Men always see UFO's ?
But at least UFO's are useful.
To find low-tax places to retire, U.S. News cranked up our Best Places to Retire search tool. We sifted through more than 2,000 U.S. places to find locales that have relatively low taxes but also offer amenities important to retirees like a reasonable cost of living and fine recreational and cultural choices. Many of the low-tax retirement havens have no state sales tax, like Billings, Mont., or no state income tax, like Sioux Falls, S.D. There's nothing like zero tax to make your retirement dollar go further.
One low-tax retirement gem, Stafford, Texas, a suburb of Houston, eliminated its property tax in 1995. Texas is also one of seven states with no income tax. (The others are Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Washington, and Wyoming.) Stafford also has the lowest sales tax in the Houston area.
Seniors looking to maximize their fixed income may also want to give Manchester, N.H., a look. There is no sales or traditional income tax, but New Hampshire does levy a 5 percent tax on interest and dividend income above $2,400 annually ($4,800 for couples). Residents ages 65 and older pay tax only on amounts above $3,600, and that's outside your retirement accounts. Withdrawals from retirement accounts are not taxed in New Hampshire.
This blog has great potential, I hope it doesn't disappoint us.
http://politicalvoodoodoll.blogspot.com/
Political Voodoo Doll
Desert wind blows poisonous mine dust into California towns-
RANDSBURG, Calif. – Heaps of toxic mine waste rise like church steeples over this wind-swept desert town, threatening the health of residents and of thousands of off-road bikers.
Tests on dust samples have revealed some of the highest arsenic levels in the country as much as 460,000 times the level deemed safe by the federal government.
But while the poison can cause cancer in people and harm wildlife, little has been done to remove the costly waste here or similar hazardous waste at thousands of other abandoned mines around the nation.
"Worst case scenario, we'll have to clean up everything, which could do more environmental damage than leaving it and monitoring it," said Richard Forester, who oversees the Rand Mining District cleanup for the Bureau of Land Management.
Forester and others worry that particles of arsenic scattered by the area's stiff wind could be slowly poisoning the estimated 300 residents of Randsburg, Johannesburg and Red Mountain.
The dozens of old gold and silver mines in the sparsely populated area about 150 miles northeast of Los Angeles are among the estimated 500,000 abandoned mines nationwide that have been largely ignored because of their remote locations.
In recent years, however, development has crept closer and off-roaders in search of open spaces have descended on many of the sites.
A federal audit released in July said the problem was not being effectively dealt with by the Bureau of Land Management.
"You're basically on a collision course," said Velma Smith, manager of the Pew Campaign for Responsible Mining, an advocacy group that has been pushing for more federal cleanup money. "Right now it's less than Band-Aids on a hemorrhage."
An audit by the inspector general of the Interior Department accused the BLM of endangering public health and safety by failing to clean up and properly fence off the abandoned mines. It found dangerous levels of arsenic, lead and mercury, along with gaping holes, at dilapidated hard-rock mining sites easily accessible by people.
The audit singled out the Rand Mining District as an especially hazardous site that needed immediate action.
In a rarely issued "Flash Report," auditors said that in 2007 they found piles of contaminated mine waste in residents' backyards and arsenic-laden trails openly used by thousands of off-road bikers.
Still, some old-timers just shrug when asked if they're worried about the high arsenic levels.
"I don't know of anyone who's died of arsenic poisoning," retiree Darell White, 71, said in Randsburg, a living ghost town of Western-themed restaurants and antique stores.
Rangers regularly patrol for trespassers but are required to leave when the wind picks up to 25 mph and the air becomes thick with dust.
The BLM, a division of the Interior Department, has defended its abandoned mine program as "highly effective" and said it will address the auditors' recommendations.
The agency released preliminary results this past week from dust, water, urine and dirt samples taken from the backyards of about 28 residents that did not show elevated arsenic levels. Other lab tests, however, have shown that the arsenic could be inhaled or ingested.
"Would you want to take a ton of this and spread it around your front yard?" said Chris Kim, a geologist hired by the BLM to test the area. "I think you have to take this very seriously and consider, in addition to short-term doses, what the long-term exposure risk is."
In the 1800s, prospectors in California, Nevada and other areas of the West considered areas with high levels of natural arsenic to be good bets for gold and silver deposits.
The process of extracting gold concentrated the arsenic and created a semiliquid waste called slurry that miners simply dumped.
Kim's preliminary tests show the arsenic is unlikely to get into drinking water but could be ingested by swallowing food exposed to contaminated dust or soil.
Money is the biggest obstacle to a cleanup.
Estimates of the cost to rid the Rand District of hazardous waste top $170 million. Conservationists believe the cost of cleaning up all the nation's abandoned mines could reach $72 billion.
Last year, the House passed a bill that included the creation of an abandoned mine cleanup fund, but efforts stalled in the Senate. In March, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., introduced a similar measure but it stalled in committee. She plans to reintroduce it.
Forester isn't optimistic that money will be available at a time when the economy has taken center stage. Still, he plans to tap a central hazardous materials fund the Department of the Interior gets annually from Congress and other sources they received this year to at least begin the cleanup.
"If there were more people dying right and left, then I think you'd have cause to do some quick adjustments," said the 74-year-old. "I'd like to see this done before I turn 80."
NEW YORK NY – Warner Music Group ordered YouTube on Saturday to remove all music videos by its artists from the popular online video-sharing site after contract negotiations broke down.
The order could affect hundreds of thousands of videos clips, as it covers Warner Music's recorded artists as well as the rights for songs published by its Warner/Chappell unit, which includes many artists not signed to Warner Music record labels.
The talks fell apart early on Saturday because Warner wants a bigger share of the huge revenue potential of YouTube's massive visitor traffic. There were no reports on what Warner was seeking.
"We simply cannot accept terms that fail to appropriately and fairly compensate recording artists, songwriters, labels and publishers for the value they provide," Warner said in a statement.
YouTube is hugely popular, with more than 100 million viewers in the United States alone in October, according to comScore, a Web audience measurement firm.
Warner Music, home to artists including Red Hot Chili Peppers and rapper T.I., was the first major media company to negotiate a deal with YouTube in 2006. Its executives believe that deal gave the site legitimacy in the eyes of search giant Google Inc (GOOG.O) which bought it soon after for $1.65 billion.
As part of the original 2006 negotiation, Warner, Universal Music and Sony Music all took small stakes in YouTube pre-acquisition and profited when the Google acquisition closed.
The music companies typically get paid a share of any advertising revenue associated with the video and a per-play payment for every video viewed. The per-play fee is usually a fraction of a penny and with millions visiting YouTube everyday it was all expected to add up to a substantial amount.
But a source familiar with Warner Music's talks said the amounts it has been receiving from YouTube were "staggeringly low".
YouTube representatives did not immediately return calls for comment.
YouTube executives have spent most of 2008 stepping up efforts to develop revenue streams on the site partly in a bid to keep content partners happy. It has been in long negotiations with Warner on how best to split revenues until things came to a head in talks on Friday.
"Despite our constant efforts, it isn't always possible to maintain their innovative agreements," YouTube said in a statement on its blog about difficulties of music licensing. "Sometimes, if we can't reach acceptable business terms, we must part ways with successful partners."
YouTube also has agreements with Vivendi's (VIV.PA) Universal Music Group, Sony Music Entertainment and EMI Music. Warner's move could see them also making tough demands for higher fees.
The demands could leave YouTube in a difficult position as it tries to balance the need to pay a reasonable fee to content partners, including TV and movie companies, and also generate enough return on the substantial investment needed to keep streaming millions of videos around the world.
re, Warner Music.....
fuck you !!!
re-re, Warner Music-
hope you go bankrupt you greedy assholes
re, re-re, Warner Music...
This all the doing of those ass clowns at RIAA
RIAA are Liberal Music Nazis
I do agree, I hope Warner goes bankrupt!
Pigeon poop causes gas station awning collapse in Arizona.
Using Speed Cameras To Send Tickets To Your Enemies
High school students in Maryland are using speed cameras as a tool to fine innocent drivers in a game, according to the Montgomery County Sentinel newspaper. Because photo enforcement devices will automatically mail out a ticket to any registered vehicle owner based solely on a photograph of a license plate, any driver could receive a ticket if someone else creates a duplicate of his license plate and drives quickly past a speed camera. The private companies that mail out the tickets often do not bother to verify whether vehicle registration information for the accused vehicle matches the photographed vehicle .
In the UK, this is known as number plate cloning , where thieves will find the license information of a vehicle similar in appearance to the one they wish to drive. They will use that information to purchase a real license plate from a private vendor using the other vehicle's numbers. This allows the "cloned" vehicle to avoid all automated punishment systems. According to the Sentinel, two Rockville, Maryland high schools call their version of cloning the "speed camera pimping game."
A speed camera is located out in front of Wootton High School, providing a convenient location for generating the false tickets. Instead of purchasing license plates, students have ready access to laser printers that can create duplicate license plates using glossy paper using readily available fonts. For example, the state name of "Maryland" appears on plates in a font similar to Garamond Number 5 Swash Italic. Once the camera flashes, the driver can quickly pull over and remove the fake paper plate. The victim will receive a $40 ticket in the mail weeks later. According to the Sentinel, students at Richard Montgomery High School have also participated, although Montgomery County officials deny having seen any evidence of faked speed camera tickets.
Another stupid ad on craigslist...
fro the free section
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Free "Little Black Evening Dress"
Sleeveless.
Small, petite
Condition - New
Can't wear it. Makes my boobs fall out.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.
What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat.
But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . .. . WHAT THE HELL!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative, S-O-B, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'
Beastiality -
There is nothing hotter than watching a hot chick getting railed by an animal. Is this real or just trick photography. I would like to see some chick take a load of horse semen right in her face while I am ass fucking her.
There is No Such Thing!!!
fat people should die
I personally am very curious what it would be like to fuck a tranny I like women and men so it's like a big freaking fantisy of mine to get dicked down and suck on some tittes ... but I'm a nughty freaky lil gurl I must be punished....
so tie me up, whip me, hurt me,
do it now !!!
JIMMY'S ULTIMATE DEAD NIGGER STORAGE EMPOREUM
a great line from a great movie
Fat people are undesirable and disgusting. Sickening and gross.
Really, how much food do you need?
Fat people have no will power, no pride and are basically repulsive.
No one will hire you. Firstly your appearance is ghastly. Secondly, your risk for diabetes and heart attack are 10 times higher than someone of normal girth.
look in the mirror, you are ugly and disgusting, no one could possibly love you, let alone stand your sweaty smell.
To all the jerks that post about fat people...
They should have aborted your pathetic asses !!!
FREE goat...
needs a bigger cock than I have.
For those of you who deserve it,
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas to all.
We're having TURKEY today, how about you?
Any guy that is having sex with his sister is sick in the head. The same goes for the sister. They really need heavy professional help because incest is just wrong.
RE; BANGING YOUR SISTER LIKE A BANJO
Is it any more wrong than 2 men banging each other, or two women?
I would like to say Merry Christmas to everyone on this Rants and Raves.
If you're on CL, go fuck yourself and I hope Santa brings your a bag of smelly dog poop because you dont even deserve coal.
Dear Barbie,
I am having sex this Christmas with Wonder Woman.
I.m gonna tweak those bad boob nipples until she begs for my throbbing cock.
THE NEXT WAR WE HAVE
YOU WHITE FUCKERS CAN CLIMB THE FUCKING HILL AND PLANT THE FUCKING FLAG.
Ladies did you get your bird stuffed today?
What I Got For Christmas
I woke this morning and stepped directly on a dog turd !
A pooping...
Merry X-mas.
Mentally, I have married my sister...
and she has married me. We love each other, and we make love almost every night. She understands me like no other, and I her. we are soul mates. Thank you to all who emailed me personally and told me not to care what the world thinks, or to worry about some piece of paper that says we are married. to us, we are married, already! And no, it is natural, healthy love! Everyone who has a sibling of the opposite sex secretly wishes they could have what we share!
I have a special Christmas surprise...
for all you chronic complainers everywhere....
I just let a silent stinky killer of a FART for you !!!
Happy Holidays.....
ha, ha, ha
Ohhhhhhhh
sorry,
I mean
Ho, Ho, Ho
free love seat and it's had a lot of love in it
It's kinda funny that everyone is so proud we have a Black president. Only problem is he is a hafrican american not african american.
Dear Ken
I just had Barbie, what a slut she is.
LOS ANGELES CA - At least six people were killed when a man dressed as Santa Claus entered his former in-laws suburban Los Angeles house and opened fire on guests at a Christmas Eve party before setting the home on fire, police said on Thursday.
Bruce Jeffrey Pardo, 45, the only suspect in the shooting in Covina, California, later committed suicide and his body was found at a relative's house in nearby Sylmar, police said.
The suspect, who was carrying at least two handguns and a homemade incendiary device, began shooting as soon as he entered the house, Lt. Pat Buchanan of the Covina Police Department told reporters.
re, ho ho ho
the bitch got what she deserved, married the guy for a year, took him to the cleaners, kill all these ignorant jezzabelle sluts
re,re, ho ho ho-
who cares
re- re,re, ho ho ho.....
I think he should have killed the judge and the lawyers, it would have sent a better message to the justice system, if that's what we still call it.
re re, ho ho ho.............
.........fuck marriage, it's for fools !!!!!
TO THE UNITES STATES POSTAL SERVICE
We had to send a good sized box from New York to Arizona.
We sent it PRIORITY MAIL early this past Saturday. YOU said it would get there
MONDAY, TUESDAY at the very LATEST. Well here it is FRIDAY and the package
has not arrived at it's destination yet!!! It only cost me almost $90 dollars to get it there by MONDAY or TUESDAY. Maybe YOU should call the kids in Arizona and tell them why you did not deliver their Christmas presents when you said YOU would......
You guys suck!!!! After all, it only cost me $90 bucks..
please nuke one another all ready!
The liberals have you brainwashed. The Confederacy was formed by states that were being extorted by the Federal government. They grew cotton and the feds wouldn't let them sell their cotton directly to European countries. The feds wanted the southern states to sell the cotton to mills in the north because the feds made more taxes on finished cloth than on raw cotton. The southern states could get more money from the European nations for the raw cotton than the northern mills would pay so they were very unhappy with the situation.
Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclomation so he has a reason to use armed force against the southern states. He wasn't against slavery and was willing to accept it if the southern states went along with what the Federal government wanted.
The Flag of the Confederacy is different than the flag flown by most descendants of the Army of the Confederacy. They usually fly the Confederate Battle Flag which is a symbol of honor and bravery for those who marched into harms way. Why don't you do some research and get your facts right instead of letting the liberal media feed you lies and nonsense?
Barack the magic negro...
In the bathroom sink -
I must stop doing that.
I found an Obama poster, just had me a super bowel movement on it, put it back where it was.
P.S. - Michael Bloomberg is a fucking communist and an idiot!
LETS JUST KILL ALL THE MEXICANS.
Just a reminder, watch you money and sending, things are getting worse.
We are headed for a 1929 stock market crash and 20% unemployment.
Put at least a 1,000 dollars of real cash in your home.
I just came back from Thailand.
A sex tour.
The girls have nice young firm bodies, but they just lay there like they are dead.
So after 3 useless ass screw jobs from these whores I decided to get even on my last day.
So, I took a crap, shoved the whore's face down to the toilet seat and fucked her in the ass.
She threw up, I didn't care, I was checking out of the hotel.
Fuck Thailand, Filipinos are better.
Q) What the difference between a dead nigger on the road and road kill?
A) There is no skid marks next to the nigger.
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a pile of watery shit???
Absolutely nothing!
Ok, someone explain to me just how you stupid ass Americans could ever elect a dumb ass negro (black man) like Obama?
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tetas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......
There's not MUSHROOM left!
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER!
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
Is Israel victim or bully?
http://www.controversialpolling.blogspot.com/
Share your voice!!
It just felt good to post that.
Allah may be on your side, but does he know what you're doing to kids? You fucking sand flea. Ever hear of the word exploitation? Arabs are nothing but a poor excuse for a fanatic. The best arab is a dead arab. May you all rot in hell motherfuckers.
CAR= Crackers Are Crazy
This is a good example of what the muslimes are really like!!
They have one adjenda, theirs and you dont matter to them!
http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?ai=214&ar=1050wmv&ak
Free Roaming Cats and Cat Poop Everywhere....
I see a Vietnamese delivery car cruising up and down your street...problem solved!
get a Cat out of a tree?
Getting them out of a tree is easy, have a garden hose equipped with a good brass nozzle that has a 1/4 inch tip. Turn the faucet on high and blast the nuisance, 99 out of a 100 times they jump out of the tree all on their own, my neighbors cat only needed help 1 time after that lesson. They jump out of the tree and leave my yard.
CraigsList where idiots post and then answer themselves!
Is Israel a victim or a bully??
http://controversialpolling.blogspot.com
Make your voice heard!!
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