Aug 1, 2008

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Anonymous said...

Re - pizza delivery guy

any of you up for a good beat down?

Anonymous said...

re: Stay away from her Ken! -

You can have her. But remember, shes not your girlfriend it's just your turn.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Wookie no more fun and loving for you, can't stand the smell and you are shedding long hair all over the place.

Anonymous said...

Attention Ken, G.I. Joe, Wookie, Steve Austin ....

you better get tested for STDs, Barbie has something...
I think He-Man gave it to her!

Anonymous said...

another stupid posting on CL, this one one on Craigslist Farm and Garden Boards in Phoenix AZ...


@@@@@@
trade 3 yr old tb for a slower horse for the wife....
***************

Q - who's doing who to whom and do you have pictures?

Anonymous said...

what's the difference between having sex with a pig and michelle obama?

the pig squeals, michelle just squirms and says give it to me, give it to me

Anonymous said...

Ted Kennedy to give Joe Biden a BJ at the Democratic National Convention

Anonymous said...

Cindy McCain says she will blow Bill Clinton if Hillary joins her husband as the Republican running mate.....

Anonymous said...

Still looking for an all around stud muffin style loser to shack up with and milk the welfare system...

Anonymous said...

I like the Russian approach in Afghanistan ...
they would go into villages and kill off all the pregnant women so they couldn't breed...

we should do this with all those Mexican Illegals...

next time you see a pregnant Mexican take action!

Anonymous said...

My toy Barbie just fingered my butthole

Anonymous said...

About Barbie

I use my Barbie doll to masturbate.
She loves those cum showers...

Anonymous said...

My dog SLUG-O humps Barbie

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama's 'lost' brother found in Kenya

DAYUM! We should move there....less than a dollar a month! Oh yeah......I can see this hangin' at the WHITE HOUSE with his homies.

And to think we're sending FORTY BILLION DOLLARS there for aids! How many AMERICANS NEED that money for health care!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Racist Mexican Gangs "Ethnic Cleansing" Blacks In L.A.

Mexico's Racist Aztlan Agenda in Action

Racist Mexican gangs are indiscriminately targeting blacks who aren't even involved in gang culture, as part of an orchestrated ethnic cleansing program that is forcing black people to flee Los Angeles. The culprit of the carnage is the radical Neo-Nazi liberation theology known as La Raza, which calls for the extermination of all races in America besides Latinos, and is being bankrolled by some of the biggest Globalists in the U.S.

A story carried on the liberal website Alternet, charts an explosion in brutal murders of blacks by Hispanic street gangs in L.A. Far from being gang on gang violence, the Latinos are targeting innocent blacks in accordance with a concerted ethnic cleansing campaign that seeks to eradicate all blacks from Hispanic neighborhoods.

In one instance, 21-year-old Anthony Prudhomme was shot in the face with a .25-caliber semi-automatic while lying on a futon inside his apartment, slain by a Latino gang known as the Avenues as part of a racist terror campaign in which gang members earn "stripes" for each black person they kill.

In one typical case," writes journalist Brentin Mock, "Three members of the Pomona 12 attacked an African-American teenager, Kareem Williams, in his front yard in 2002. When his uncle, Roy Williams, ran to help his nephew, gang member Richard Diaz told him, "Niggers have no business living in Pomona because this is 12th Street territory." According to witnesses, Diaz then told the other gang members, "Pull out the gun! Shoot the niggers! Shoot the niggers!"

The fatwah against blacks began in the mid-nineties, with a 1995 LAPD report concluding that Latinos had vowed to "Eradicate black citizens from the gang neighborhood." In a follow up report on the situation in east Los Angeles, the LAPD warned that "Local gangs will attack any black person that comes into the city."

The author notes that since 1990 the African-American population of Los Angeles has halved, partly as a result of rampant illegal immigration and that there are noticeably fewer blacks walking the streets because many have been forced to relocate in fear of the racist gangs.

"The LAPD estimates there are now 22,000 Latino gang members in the city of Los Angeles alone. That's not only more than all the Crips and the Bloods; it's more than all black, Asian, and white gang members combined. Almost all of those Latino gang members in L.A. -- let alone those in other California cities -- are loyal to the Mexican Mafia. Most have been thoroughly indoctrinated with the Mexican Mafia's violent racism during stints in prison, where most gangs are racially based," writes Mock.

Mock blames the "Mexican Mafia" for ordering the campaign of ethnic cleansing from prison, as part of a turf war with the Black Guerilla family, another prison gang, but fails to pinpoint the racist creed from which the Mexican kingpins draw their inspiration - the long standing Aztlan invasion agenda.

Aztlan's goal, known as La reconquista, is to cede and take over the entirety of the southern and western states by any means necessary and impose a Communist militant dictatorship. President Bush's blanket amnesty program goes a long way to helping the extremists achieve their aim.

Despite the fact that the majority of documented hispanics oppose illegal immigration, as do the majority of Americans, Aztlan and La Raza race hate groups have become the self-appointed voice for a separatist movement that threatens a violent overthrow of the Constitutional system and a barbaric program of ethnic cleansing. This is held up by the media as 'diversity' and to vociferously oppose it is scorned as racism.

Aztlan and Mecha groups advocate killing all whites and blacks and driving them out of the southern states by means of brutal ethnic cleansing. Flags and placards carried at marches depict white people having their heads cut off.

Those that protest such groups are then attacked by the establishment media and labeled as racists, despite the fact that the Plan of San Diego, a rallying cry for the hispanic Klan groups, advocates total eradication of any race but hispanics.

Mecha's own slogan reads, "For the race everything. For those outside the race, nothing."

TV stations owned by rich white industrialists erect giant billboards in Los Angeles claiming the city belongs to Mexico.

And who bankrolls these pocket radicals? Billionaire tax-exempt foundations and NGO's owned by white men. Organizations like the Ford Foundation, groups who are zealous in their quest to eliminate the middle class and destroy America, turning it into a cashless society, compact city, surveillance control grid where only two tiers of society exist - the elite and the poor slaves.

During the May immigration protests, The Aztlanwebsite carried the following statement.

"If the racist "Sensenbrenner Legislation" passes the US Senate, there is no doubt that a massive civil disobedience movement will emerge. Eventually labor union power can merge with the immigrant civil rights and "Immigrant Sanctuary" movements to enable us to either form a new political party or to do heavy duty reforming of the existing Democratic Party. The next and final steps would follow and that is to elect our own governors of all the states within Aztlan."

During the immigration demonstrations, which were orchestrated by Rob Allyn of Rob Allyn & Co. who is closely tied with George W. Bush, alarming reports of illegals carrying out violent beatings began to surface. In Santa Ana California, illegal aliens swarmed around in mobs invading schools, carrying out violent beatings and in one incident a county worker had a Mexican flag plunged into his chest.

The violent protests that began on May 1 last year were characterized by throngs marching under Mexican flags, many of which were illegal aliens, as a "day without gringos."

Imagine what the reaction would be if white middle class Americans marched in their millions and called the event "a day without blacks."

The media continues to run defense for a violent militant movement that seeks nothing less than the eradication of blacks and whites through ethnic cleansing and the takeover of the southern and western states. This is a separatist junta that has over 30,000 ruthless gang members at its disposal once the call for mobilization is heard, along with millions of illegal aliens pouring across the border.

These thugs have the temerity to call Latinos, blacks and whites who are opposed to uncontrolled illegal immigration racists when it is their own La reconquista philosophy that has spawned target hits in Los Angeles as part of a virulently racist ethnic cleansing rampage. It's a bloodlust that can only spread to other cities as the realization of Aztlan is generously aided by billionaire Globalists who wish to see America balkanized, plundered and destroyed.

Anonymous said...

Senator Barack Obama's long lost brother has been tracked down for the first time living in a shanty town in Kenya, reports claimed.

The Italian edition of Vanity Fair said that it had found George Hussein Onyango Obama living in a hut in a ramshackle town of Huruma on the outskirts of Nairobi.

Mr Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate's half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which could not be more different than that of the Democratic contender.

"No-one knows who I am," he told the magazine, before claiming: "I live here on less than a dollar a month."

According to Italy's Vanity Fair his two metre by three metre shack is decorated with football posters of the Italian football giants AC Milan and Inter, as well as a calendar showing exotic beaches of the world.

Vanity Fair also noted that he had a front page newspaper picture of his famous brother - born of the same father as him, Barack Hussein Obama, but to a different mother, named only as Jael.

He told the magazine: "I live like a recluse, no-one knows I exist."

Embarrassed by his penury, he said that he does not does not mention his famous half-brother in conversation.

"If anyone says something about my surname, I say we are not related. I am ashamed," he said.

For ten years George Obama lived rough. However he now hopes to try to sort his life out by starting a course at a local technical college.

He has only met his famous older brother twice - once when he was just five and the last time in 2006 when Senator Obama was on a tour of East Africa and visited Nairobi.

The Illinois senator mentions his brother in his autobiography, describing him in just one passing paragraph as a "beautiful boy with a rounded head".

Of their second meeting, George Obama said: "It was very brief, we spoke for just a few minutes. It was like meeting a complete stranger."

George added he was no longer in contact with his mother and said:"I have had to learn to live and take what I need.

"Huruma is a tough place, last January during the elections there was rioting and six people were hacked to death. The police don't even arrest you they just shoot you.

"I have seen two of my friends killed. I have scars from defending myself with my fists. I am good with my fists."

Anonymous said...

About hillary clinton - -

she is so yesterday.

Anonymous said...

BRIEF--My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .

Anonymous said...

Comparing the two major candidates, I'm writing in Mickey Mouse.

Anonymous said...

Barack Hussein Obama is still asking -


Who;s My DADDY?

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama is still hoping -

That her dumb ass husband doesn't find out those kids are from Rev Jesse Jackson

Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson plans on blaming Al Sharpton when the scandal breaks...

and Joe Biden is hoping Barack Obama shoots Michelle, Jackson, and Sharpton leaving him the key pin in the race for the Dems!

Anonymous said...

Hey American Dudes....

I had Barbie last bight, she's Ok cause we Japs love Blondes.

I think Sailor Moon is a better lay.

Anonymous said...

Pizza ...

u want a big tip pizza boy dont forget to show me the sausage

Anonymous said...

I had Barbie while delivering a pizza.

Anonymous said...

Barbie please wash your cooch

Anonymous said...

NJ girls take it up the butt for Pot...

just ask the NJ Slut

her BF and supplier drugie

Anonymous said...

Attention Mexican Illegal Women ...

I am looking for a fat (BBW) mexican slut to pick the shit out of my a-hole constipated butt

Anonymous said...

And Then... Before Lying His Head Down to Sleep, Barack turned ..............

to his wife, Michelle, and said, " just think of it, Baby-girl, with me selecting Biden as my Vice-President, after I'm elected... we'll finally have whitey under our thumbs ".

And then Barack kissed his wife good-night, on the feet, and quietly
drifted-off to sleep, wearing a grin and doo-rag... in order to keep the grease from staining the purple-satin pillow case.

the end.

* this story is a fictionalization on what probably took place, based on my
30-years experience at hiding underneath beds in order to record the mating rituals of colored people in America.

Your Fren,

Marlon Perkins (Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Adventurer)

Anonymous said...

re: Infidelity

After forty women know the only way to the money is their mouth. I don't mean talking. Their body is shot.

Anonymous said...

To all my women

Laura. You were hot. I was not. You let me fuck you because I was funny. Thank you.

Kim. We smoked a lot of weed and drank all the time. I don't remember much.

Sarah. You were hot. But a total bitch. I could have done better. You treated me like shit. I put up with it because you had a great vagina. Beautiful.

Another Kim. You thought you were smart. You weren't. I was bored.

Charlee. I liked your name and the way it was spelled.

Rachel. You were really sweet and nice. Stop emailing me. It's been fifteen years. It's creeping me out and pissing off my wife. Fucking classmates.com.

Marge. I wanted you since highschool. I was kinda dissapointed when it happened.

Jennifer. What the hell was I thinking? What the hell were you thinking? You smelled kinda funny too. Your dad was a dick.

Jill. You had HUGE nipples. Couldn't feel a thing though. Shame all that nippleage going to waste.

Michelle. You were a drug addict. You have to be pretty fucked up for me of all people to say that.

Mittz. I lost your number.

Laura. I did it for the novelty of going out with a girl that I went out with ten years before. You were still hot. I got kinda hot. We were better matched. Thanks again. Sorry I dumped you. You were a shitty tipper. I had no choice. Some handsome and cool shitty tipping guy probably grabbed you. Or some funny wanker.

Sue. I've dated a lot of Megans. This one was no prize.

Debby. You were really smart except you had no self esteem. Be careful or some asshole is going to own you and that would be sad. You're smart and pretty and have great tits. Smaller tits can be awesome too.

Sophia. Liked your name. Liked that you worked out a lot. You seemed nice but you fucked up my credit. User.

Andrea. You had that adorable petit look that I can only call the "Penelope Cruz" look. Too bad you didn't have her personality.

Emily. NOBODY FUCKING CARES YOUR FAMILY IS RICH. You'd be okay if you were not preoccupied with wealth you did not personally aquire.

Dr. Bitch. You worked to much. You were kinda cold. I thought you were cool though but you are so career motivated you probably did not give a shit about anything else. I got drunk once and thought about asking you to marry me though. I still wonder if you would have.

Anonymous said...

Lone accountant takes on IRS and wins -

WASHINGTON DC - It took seven years, but Charles Ulrich did something many people dream about, but few succeed at: He beat the IRS in a tax dispute.

Not only that, but tax experts say potentially millions of other taxpayers could benefit from his victory.

The accountant from Baxter, Minn., challenged the method the IRS has used for more than 20 years to tax shares and cash distributed by mutual life insurance firms to their policyholders when they reorganize as public companies.

A federal court recently agreed with his interpretation.

"There's a tremendous amount of money at stake," said Robert Willens, a New York City-based tax analyst at Robert Willens LLC. "Tens of thousands of people could be in line for a refund."

Don Alexander, an IRS commissioner in the 1970s and now a tax attorney in Washington, said while it's not unusual for individuals to take on the agency, "most of them lose."

Alexander called it "quite a significant case."

The dispute arose when more than 30 mutual life insurance companies became publicly traded corporations in the late 1990s and earlier this decade, in a process known as "demutualization."

Mutual companies are owned by their policyholders, so the companies provided stock and cash to compensate them for the loss of their ownership interests when they went public.

All told, roughly 30 million policyholders received distributions, Ulrich estimates. MetLife Inc. provided over $7 billion of stock to about 11 million policyholders when it went public in 2000, while Prudential distributed $12.5 billion in stock to another 11 million.

The IRS held that the recipients hadn't paid anything for the shares and owed taxes on the full amount when the shares were sold. Cash distributions also were fully taxable, the IRS said.

That didn't sound right to Ulrich, 72, an accountant for 49 years. He began researching the issue in 2001, when he received shares from two companies, Prudential and Indianapolis Life.

Ulrich concluded that policyholders had paid for their ownership rights through their premiums so the distributions should have been tax-free.

That could make a significant difference in what a taxpayer owes. If a company distributed shares worth $30 and a recipient subsequently sold them at $32, under the IRS' view they would pay taxes on all $32. Under Ulrich's interpretation, they would owe taxes only on the $2 per share gain.

In 2003, Ulrich publicized his views by contacting tax and insurance experts and setting up a Web site.

"Largely I was regarded as a lunatic," he said, who "would never prevail against the IRS."

Still, some people who'd paid taxes contacted Ulrich and asked him to file refund requests, which he did, for a fee. Some of those refunds were granted, he said. Tax experts say the IRS doesn't always closely scrutinize small refunds.

One of his clients, Jean Prevost and her husband, Jim, who live near Minneapolis, received a refund of almost $1,500 in federal and state taxes in 2003.

"It wasn't a huge amount of money, but it was ours," she said.

But the IRS wasn't pleased with Ulrich, accusing him of promoting abusive tax shelters and demanding the names of his clients, which he said he refused to provide.

The agency backed off in 2004 with help from the IRS's Taxpayer Advocate office, Ulrich said.

IRS spokesman Bruce Friedland said the agency is prohibited from commenting on its interactions with taxpayers.

One of Ulrich's clients, Eugene Fisher, a trustee for a Baltimore, Md.-based trust, sued the IRS in February 2004 after being denied a refund.

Judge Francis Allegra of the Court of Federal Claims in Washington sided with Fisher and called the IRS' view "illogical" in an Aug. 6 decision. He ordered the agency to refund $5,725 in taxes plus interest to the trust overseen by Fisher.

It's not clear how many people could benefit from the ruling. Many of the 30 million policyholders are probably too late to seek refunds, since claims must be filed within three years of the April 15 tax deadline. That means the statute of limitations for taxes paid for 2004 ran out April 15, 2008.

Many individual taxpayers may not have enough at stake to go to the trouble, said Burgess Raby, a Tempe, Ariz.-based attorney who represented Fisher. Still, millions of policyholders could benefit from the court's ruling, he said.

Raby credits Ulrich with being the driving force behind the issue.

"The genesis for this was Chuck's real feeling that this was an unfair position" by the IRS, Raby said.

The government could appeal the ruling and likely will fight future refund claims, perhaps hoping for a different outcome in a separate court, tax experts said.

Charles Miller, a spokesman for the Justice Department, said the government hasn't yet decided whether to appeal.

Still, taxpayers should request refunds if they're eligible, the tax experts said, because even if the IRS rejects the claim, doing so extends the deadline for a potential refund for two more years.

Ulrich will prepare refund requests for interested taxpayers, for a fee, and has posted additional information at his Web site, http://www.demutualization.biz. But he said the principle is more important to him.

"I think it's important that taxpayers' rights be protected," he said. "We should have had a Boston Tea Party over this."

Anonymous said...

Lets get this straight you stinking gringos,

WE Mexicans are here to stay!

Anonymous said...

Dear Barbie,

Be patient. One day we’ll share a cold one.

Anonymous said...

STOP BREEDING MUTTS!!!!!!!!

I am tired of seeing people breed anything they can just because its cute, while there is dogs dying daily because of no home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are going to breed keep it in the same breed and ask alot of money for them so its worth your time and your dogs and keep the people who cant afford to pay alot going to the pound to save a dog instead!!!!!
NO MORE BREEDING MIXED BREEDS EITHER!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

re, STOP BREEDING MUTTS!

who gives a shit...
now fuck off

Anonymous said...

to pizza delivery guy

One large meat lovers pizza, extra cheese.

yummy!!!!

Anonymous said...

The stupid weed whacker ran out of string!

Anonymous said...

Dear Barbie,


How about a lesbian 3-sum?

you, me, and marge simpson

Anonymous said...

I hate people from Phoenix Arizona

Anonymous said...

Alleged mastermind of Jill Carroll kidnapping plot caught in Iraq....
U.S. forces capture alleged planner of US journalist's abduction:

BAGHDAD Iraq - The US military said on Sunday it has captured an Al-Qaeda militant who allegedly planned the abduction of American journalist Jill Carroll in January 2006.
Salim Abdallah Ashur al-Shujayri, also known as Abu Uthman, was captured during an operation on August 11, the military said in a statement.
Abu Uthman is reportedly the leader of Al-Qaeda in Baghdad's eastern Rusafa region.
"He is believed to be the planner behind the kidnapping of American journalist Jill Carroll," the military said, adding that Uthman at that time was working with another extremist group.
Carroll was kidnapped in Baghdad on January 7, 2006, during a freelance reporting assignment for the Christian Science Monitor.
She was released after nearly three months in captivity.
The military said Abu Uthman's associates have allegedly been involved in several other kidnappings, including of a group of Christian peacemakers and of Margaret Hassan, a British born social activist who was married to an Iraqi.
Hassan, the director of Care International in Iraq, was kidnapped in October 2004 and was later murdered.
Abu Uthman is suspected of overseeing car bombings and suicide attacks and is reported to be close to senior Al-Qaeda leaders, including the group's chief in Iraq, Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the military said.
He had also allegedly participated in both battles in the former Sunni insurgent bastion of Fallujah in April and November 2004, when other "terrorists began calling him Abu Nimr, meaning the Tiger," it said.
The military said its troops also captured another alleged Al-Qaeda militant, Ali Rash Nasir Jiyad al-Shammari, also known as Abu Tiba.
He was was captured on August 17, 2008.
"Abu Tiba is assessed to be the Al-Qaeda senior adviser in Baghdad, providing guidance and targetting assistance to subordinates throughout the city, including Abu Uthman," the military said.
"Abu Tiba is suspected of terrorist activity since 2005. He was previously reported to be the AQI (Al-Qaeda in Iraq) emir of the Karkh district of Baghdad and managed the AQI presence in the capital during its most active operational period in early 2007."
The military said the capability of Al-Qaeda's bombing network in Baghdad has been degraded, but the group is still able to conduct sporadic attacks.
"The capture of Abu Tiba and Abu Uthman eliminates two of the few remaining experienced leaders in the AQI network," said Rear Admiral Patrick Driscoll, spokesman for the military.
The two militants were captured in Baghdad.

Anonymous said...

IF "WHITE" IS SO BEAUTIFUL . . .


why did gringo leaders pass laws in the 1960s to restrict white immigration and invite everyone else into gringoland?

my guess is somebody at the top wanted some exotic beauties to break up the monotony

Anonymous said...

No I'm not paranoid one bit. I just hate wetbacks....

kill the Miggers or deport their scum asses...

Anonymous said...

Tax every American till every American is equally poor. Obama is a socialist/communist who believes the goverment should control every aspect of a individual`s life. In Obama`s world it is impossible for a individual to succeed economically. Everything a individual earns is given to the goverment to be redistributed amomg the masses. No wonder Obama was so well recieved in Europe.

Anonymous said...

It does not matter who we vote for this time. You are Fucked either way. Either way we loose. Vote for a Stupid-ass Muslim, Nigger or a Old white man that is going to cost us everything. Go figure! We should just pick the next Wet-back that comes into our country and move him into the White House

Anonymous said...

Dear Ken,

I can wait. I am a very patient girl. Just don't forget to wear your raincoat when you are traveling about.

Anonymous said...

Go praise ALLAH then blow yourself up.

It doesnt matter no one will ever miss you.

Anonymous said...

Sons of Liberty

I am told the 'Sons Of Liberty' had 3 successful kills this weekend. The Sons of Liberty are a rouge team of Photo Radar assassins. They have disabled 7 illegal valley radar cameras so far.

You will never hear of these brave souls on Fox news, but you can enjoy their handy work, on the street! They operate in the shadows & serve the community.

Anonymous said...

Obama campaign downplays Clinton backers at DNC...

It's time Hillary said good-bye to the Democratic Party and said HELLO to running as an independent!

Anonymous said...

Re IF"WHITE"IS SO BEAUTIFUL


Thank you for imforming us that the goverment has been discriminating agaisnt white people for 48 years. Its time we make things right by putting a ban on brown people entering this country and admitting only whites. Rise up my white brothers and sisters and put a end to the goverment discriminating agaisnt whites.

Anonymous said...

To my special friends:

Your feeling of inadequacies and inferioriy appear to have manifested its self in your multiple personalities.

Anonymous said...

C'mon over, I can remove those ugly tattoo's for you!

I am really great with a power sander and a grinder!

Anonymous said...

Looking white is something to strive for, it is the apex of beauty in world today. Both Beyonce and Queen Latifah have gone white and you can see for yourself how much more beautiful they look.Latina`s are to old school they look like third world refugees. If latina`s get with the program and strive to look white they can make this world a more beautiful place to live.

Anonymous said...

The 6 people you meet when you get to hell...

When you go into a convenience store on your way to work and you're in a hurry, the six people you don't want to be behind in line are:

"I put gas on pump 10 and nothing's happening" guy

"My debit card is kinda tricky, so you have to slide it fast/slow/with a plastic bag over it/while standing on your head" guy

"Doesn't know which pump he's parked at" guy

"Advanced Lottery Player" guy

"Complicated and elaborate cigarette order" guy

"Overly gregarious senior citizen" guy

Anonymous said...

I am really tired of having to sit here and watch these advertisements over and over. The ads I'm talking about are commercials promising to help men get their boners back, help us build bigger boners and this latest one for a finger vibrator
for women.

If there really was a product that would give you a bigger dick, it would be for sale on the shelf, and you wouldn't be able to stop men from buying it and taking it. It wouldn't matter if it cost $1,000 a month, guys would get second jobs. Women would hear about it from other women and they would be putting it in our food! In short, they wouldn't NEED to advertise such a product, it would sell itself on nothing but word of mouth alone. If nothing else, I'd appreciate it if these hucksters would at least stop referring to my cock as "that certain part of the male body". That's just annoying. Call it a dick, or a penis, or even a phallus, please.

Anonymous said...

Wake up white people!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear pale face,

your pathetic attempt to get rid of the redman failed from within... even back in the olden days liberals from the white race rose up to stop the genocide of the indian

Anonymous said...

Have you taken your medication today? Serious my friend, you have no control over your emotions. The beaners have taken over your mind and you have become obessed with swee pea. Chill out and stop acting like a fool.If you ignore beaners, beaners will go away.

Anonymous said...

"White" is so beautiful

Anonymous said...

She must have ...

Long Blonde Hair
Green Eyes
World Class Breasts
A Tight Round Ass
and,
Legs that go all the way up !!!

Anonymous said...

Michele Obama will be joined by her twin sister Coco the Chimp tonite as she delivers her speech "One Banana Republic."

Anonymous said...

I just have one thing to say to Obama sycophants...

If you thought Bush was stupid and a disaster for this country, wait until you see President Obama!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Chimp Bush followed by a REAL CHIMP! Democrats are such shit-faced fucktards!!!
Vote for Obama in November and turn 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue into the next Washington, D.C. ghetto!

Joe Biden as VP. Ha-ha-ha! I'm lovin' it.

Anonymous said...

Dont piss me off, I am a Postal Worker

Anonymous said...

World leaders want Barack to win in November...

...they're all lining up to be the first to bitchslap a U.S. President.

Anonymous said...

Rant: Obama picks Biden for Veep.....
Nigga Please!
WTF were you thinking???

I voted for Hillary but was willing to give Obama the benefit of doubt to see if he was smart enough to select Hillary as Veep.

Now I'm connvinced we have yet another dumb ass MoFo in a suit.
Joe Biden is another old cronnie from congress who will prove to be a loser with his big mouth.
You wanted to be the candidate of change???
Same good ole boyz sticking together in D.C.
Obama couldn't handle the truth when Hillary called him out on several issues during the primaries.
Why don't they just conceit now to the McCain gang.

Anonymous said...

Jesus the Mexican murderer ....

At least Jesus the Mexican only killed his own kind, Mexicans.

Anonymous said...

Illegal Asian Immigrants


....are fine, provided that they are of the female persuasion, with slender, nubile bodies, flawless complexions, and perky breasts.

That's why God invented Fishnets.

Anonymous said...

iIllegals entering USA


Boo hoo! There is nothing you can do about it. This land will be ours again soon. Now go back to your child porn.

Anonymous said...

The black man be taking power soon and you all have to get used to it. We are peoples just like you all be. Now we do need our reparations and no more racistm shit so we can get the jobs and houses and then it will be just like nothing and all this racistm goes behind us.

Anonymous said...

Dear Skeletor,

Although your BDSM session with me last night was unique, I'll have to pass from now on.
That laser whip cut deep into me and you ignored my screams.
I do appreciate the fact you can instantly heel me with The Power of Grayskull, but still sex with you is rather awkward. Those bones of your are so noisy I can't hear myself climaxing!

Anonymous said...

I wish someone would have a BDSM session with me right now...

I am so horny...

Anonymous said...

American Idol' adds DioGuardi as fourth judge.....

whoopie dooo

who gives a shit,
how about canceling the show instead?

Anonymous said...

THE PROUD UNITED STATES MILITARY


We kicked your Mexican asses once and will probably have to put you in your place again.

Anonymous said...

Sharpton kicks off campaign to register voters in 7 key states.....

Anonymous said...

U.S. urges commercial ships to slow down, avoid whale collisions -

Hey fuck all you P.E.T.A. lover!

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama talks like she's got a butt plug up her ass!

Anonymous said...

Dear Ken,

I’m in pieces, why the cold shoulder?

Anonymous said...

Barbie,

is that you?

Anonymous said...

Ken,

Yes big boy, com over get sum, have your way with me.

Anonymous said...

Obama had 143 days of experience before running for President.

Anonymous said...

Man dropping pants for wife to look....

Anonymous said...

I got that one beat -

A woman lifted her tight skirt, no panties for some man to sniff her coochie on the subway last week....

Anonymous said...

XXXXXL MAGNUMS.....(RIBBED)

TO THE GUT I BANGED LAST NIGHT...
YOU FORGOT A PACK OF SOMETHING AT MY CONDO LAST NIGHT.

Anonymous said...

GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING SCUMB OF THE EARTH PIECE OF PIG SHIT.

Anonymous said...

Ted Kennedy`s speech

Ted Kennedy`s undertaker did a wonderfull job making up the brain dead senator`s face. In the right light and camera angle Kennedy appeared to be allmost life like. Kennedy delivered a eloquent speech with the aid of a ventriloquist. He spoke about the virtues of a negritic presidency. I found that humorous coming from a negrophobe who`s brothers ban all negros from staying at the Whitehouse. I would like to congratulate the ventrioquest for delivering a allmost believeable speech.

Anonymous said...

Phoenix Arizona City Mayor Phil Gordon in Washington DC Arguing For Open Borders...

WTF

Anonymous said...

Report: Mexican drug cartels sending hit men to U.S.
EL PASO - Security is being heightened along the southern U.S. border because of a threat that warring Mexican cartels may send hit men into the United States, authorities said Monday.

Law enforcement officials would not discuss specific security measures being taken at the ports of entry, along the border or in the city of El Paso.

“We received credible information that drug cartels in Mexico have given permission to hit targets on the U.S. side of the border,” El Paso police spokesman Officer Chris Mears said.
Authorities learned of the threat last week.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Chief Officer Rick Lopez said: “CBP is on heightened alert ever since we became aware of the threats in Mexico.”

U.S. Border Patrol spokesman Doug Mosier said officials “are reinforcing the importance of vigilance.”

Drug cartel violence has claimed thousands of lives in Mexico this year. Nearly 800 people have been killed in Ciudad Juarez, a hardscrabble city of about 1.3 million people across the Rio Grande from El Paso.

The cartels, battling one another and the Mexican government for supremacy and control of lucrative drug and human smuggling routes, have become brazen in their attacks in recent months.

In Juarez this month, masked gunmen stormed a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center and killed eight people. Days later, Red Cross workers stopped treating gunshot victims for several hours after receiving death threats over Red Cross radios. The Red Cross had already stopped responding to emergency calls after 10 p.m. because of security concerns.

Law enforcement officials this year in New Mexico and Texas said they had received a purported cartel hit list identifying 15 to 20 potential targets in those states. Mears said the latest threat contained no specific targets.

The deadly wave of shootings and a rise in kidnappings for ransom in Mexico has prompted some of its citizens, including police officers and a prosecutor, to seek asylum in the U.S.

While the ongoing cartel war has been largely contained in Mexico, more than two dozen gunshot victims have been taken for medical treatment in El Paso, prompting security lockdowns at the county hospital.

Lopez said agents working at the ports, where those gunshot victims have been taken before coming into the U.S., are taking extra security precautions. Ambulances transporting gunshot victims are already being escorted by local law enforcement to the hospital, he said.

Anonymous said...

The Mexican Culture is Taking Over, Get Used To It

Man found with 12-year-old is arrested

A 24-year-old man was arrested and booked into jail by the Maricopa Sheriff's Office Special Victims Unit on suspicion of molesting a 12-year-old Mesa girl.

Jesus Martinez and the girl were found kissing by the girl's mother after the girl left her home without permission to meet him, according to the report.

The girl told her mother that Martinez kissed her lips, face and breast area, left a hickey and asked the girl to leave hickeys on him for his ex-wife to see, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The girl said she tried to leave several times by telling Martinez she was too young for him, according to the report.

Martinez was booked on suspicion of one count of child molestation and four counts of sexual abuse.

Anonymous said...

craigslist - C.L. want ads ....
Santa s not comming this year

Are these people for real? Can you give me a car? Can you give me a cell phone?
Can you give me clothes for my bastard kid? The boy scouts are looking for someone to donate a full size plastic cow for a feild trip.( I dont even want to know what their going to do with it,or to it. Just make sure you mooooove far away from me when you try to milk the fuckin thing. W.T.F. I dont have a lot of money either,but I dont expect to get shit for free. I need 10 Grand for bills,but I got a better chance of crapin it out my ass then expecting someone to give it to me,or for that matter loaning it to me.I have offered a beautiful car that is almost restored with working air and low miles to 4 different familys in need of a car for cheap for 1000 dollars cash and they think its to expensive,or want to make payments. They have the nerve to ask me if i will take 500 dollars for it,or donate it to them,but yet state in their ad that they are looking to spend 1000 bucks.If your looking for a 500 dollar reliable car with air,you need to wake up from your dream. Your lucky if it has a motor and wheels for that price.One lady in B.F.E. Suprise and the 303,wanted someone to give her a cell phone,and even asked if they would deliver it too.Yea,lady,just give me a few minutes to pack it on my fuckin sled and feed the reindeer,and I will fly it right over to ya. ( NOT ) Santa s not comming this year.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama addressed the convention

but....

shed dint skool dem crackas bout firmative acshun. Dats why Obonga and his sow be where dey be. No qualifications but da right culla.

Anonymous said...

Obama Hires Downtown Hipster Army...

Dems are hiring people to show up for Obama's speech making it look like he is popular to the common man...

please,
give me a break

Anonymous said...

L@@KING for......

Shrunken heads

Anonymous said...

RE:Michelle is getting to address the convention....

Oh Look --Planet of the Apes is on Tv ! OOOPS, my bad....it is just the keynote speaker tonight of the Dem-ass Convention ! Have another banana....

Anonymous said...

THE BRAIN DEAD SENATOR SPOKE AT DEM CONVENTION .........

Senator Ted Kennedy who`s brain died 30 years ago from the effects of alcohol rambled on and babbled like the idiot he is last night

Anonymous said...

China public restroom facility....

A machine that offers ....
Would you like a fortune cookie?

Anonymous said...

The mexican army

In the war between the United States and Mexico every battle ended with the mexicans retreating. When the United States Army invaded Mexico City the mexican army ran away and hid rather than defend their country. Santa Anna cried like a baby and begged for his life after his 2000 man army was defeated in 15 minutes by only 700 men.

Anonymous said...

Will the Secret Service have to protect Obongo's famblee in Africa?

Anonymous said...

Denver police clash with 300 protesters, arrest 100 near DNC.......


so much for the idea everybody loves this guy !!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

North Korea defies U.S., stops disabling nuclear reactors....

WTF - they lied to us, AGAIN?

Anonymous said...

2007 Polaris Ranger 700 EFi 4-Wheel drive - $2950

Engine size: 700 cc - Type: Utility - Primary color: Green - Drive train: 4-Wheel drive - Transmission: Automatic

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Anonymous said...

Valley fever is a mold that grows in the lungs, its ten times more deadly than TB. We have have tile floors here because we get 2 to 3 inches of sand and dirt that blows in from the desert into our homes every day.. Its easier to shovel out the dirt and sand than trying to use a shop vac to clean carpets. We have ticks that are so large that they carry off small children and dogs.

Anonymous said...

She's gonna bring the hot and sexy back into the white house!

Anonymous said...

re, Michelle Obama

yeah she'll bring sexy to the White House, it will be her that's sucking all that cock...the first lady instead of the President -
a Clinton reversal!

Anonymous said...

re,re-Michelle Obama

sexy in the White House...
only if that bitch runs naked around the White Hose lawn in the winter so we can see the nipples perk up.

Anonymous said...

re, re, re, Michelle Obama - -

I agree, her running naked would bring something to to the White House...
and if she stopped to have a banana and pose for pictures would be even better!!!

Anonymous said...

re,re,re,re, Michelle Obama

Yeah in agreement here...
like to see her do all that, but lets add she needs to stop and pee in the snow...

then Barack rushes out and eats it.

Anonymous said...

for the record....

Most VETS hate John McCain.

Anonymous said...

I need a black cock in my ass today ...
bring over some weed and we'll get high and do it!

Anonymous said...

I say lets elect Barbie for President.

Anonymous said...

Pick Up Your Dog's Crap

I think the heading says it all.
Morons.

Anonymous said...

Your Wife Says, "Thank You, Daddy"

Well, what else would you expect your daughter to say ?

You Hillbilly Bastard.

Anonymous said...

The Obama Household ...

a black muslim klan they are!

Anonymous said...

re, michelle / sexy -

i'd rather look at this black slut naked than that asshole cindy mccain nude...

Anonymous said...

Dear Barbie ....

please sneak into the democratic convention and piss on joe biden's shoes while he's delivering his speech

Anonymous said...

I ride a Harley and Barbie rides with me

Anonymous said...

Howard Dean was supposedly masturbating while Michelle Obama was giving her speech at the Democratic Convention.

Rumors have it, Dean has a real think for black women.

Anonymous said...

That damn Barbie is a bigger slut than I am...

I am jealous.

Anonymous said...

It is rumored and believed to be true that Barack Obama makes Michelle Obama wear remote controlled vibrating panties whenever she goes into public.

That way whenever she runs her mouth astray and looks like she's gonna get the party and her husband in trouble Barack just turns the old vibrator on and she calms right down.

They learned this from the Clintons. Except Bill would use a remote controlled vibrating butt plug on Hillary.

Anonymous said...

Who would you rather have sex with?

Hillary Clinton
Cindy McCain
Michelle Obama

Anonymous said...

Q 4 Toady -

I would rather have sex with Michelle Obama...
I always wanted to screw a black Muslim bitch in the butt.

Anonymous said...

Question for Today,

I'd rather have sex with Hillary Clinton, I believe she is a transvestite...

and I am a large black gay man!

Anonymous said...

re, Question for Today....

I will take Michelle Obama.
I would love to take one of my socks and shove it in her mouth while I pound her poop chute.

Anonymous said...

re, Question for Today, Sex Choice ....

I'll take Hillary Clinton, just curious why Bill had so many other woman.

Anonymous said...

re, re-Question for Today, Sex Choice....

Personally, I would choose Michelle Obama. She's not bad looking.

Anonymous said...

re, re, re Question for Today, Sex Choice-

I'll take Cindy Mc Cain, at least I can have all the free beer I want.

Anonymous said...

re,re,re,re, Question for Today, Sex Choice....

I agree I would prefer Michelle Obama.
although none of them are anything to talk about.

Anonymous said...

The Fortune Teller

Miriam decides to seek the help of a psychic. She looks through the yellow pages and selects MISS BASHERT, primarily because her advertisement seems to indicate that she has had a lot of success in Tarot Reading

Later that week, Miriam's with the psychic in a dark room with just a flickering candle to provide some light. For the last ten minutes Miss Bashert has been silently gazing down at the Tarot cards laid out on the table in front of her. Then suddenly she speaks.

"There is no easy way for me to tell you this, so I'm going to be quite blunt with you."

"OK," says Miriam, "I'm ready for the bad news. Fire away."

"You must prepare yourself to be a widow," continues Miss Bashert. "The cards clearly show that very soon your husband is going to die a grisly death."

Miriam sits silently. She stares at the cards, then at the candle, takes two deep breaths and feeling more composed, looks Miss Bashert in the eye and calmly asks, "So, will I get away with it?"

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton sold out tonight...
I am very disappointed...

I am voting for John Mc Cain

Anonymous said...

ATLANTA GA - The evidence in his office gave the judge pause: a half-eaten apple and some very distinctive footprints.

Federal bankruptcy Judge Paul W. Bonapfel reported the break-in last week at the Richard B. Russell Federal Building in downtown Atlanta.

The intruder made no effort to cover his tracks across a stack of federal memos in the 14th-floor office. When the judge called in his staff and others to examine the scene, the evidence was conclusive: The perpetrator was a raccoon.

Anonymous said...

re, 4-sale / 2007 Polaris Ranger

Do not respond to this, it is a scam.

Anonymous said...

re,re,re,re, re-Question for Today, Sex Choice:

My response as follows....
1.i woulnt fuck cindy mccain with someone elses dick
2.hillary clinton is a dyke and she is definitely a 2-bagger
3.michelle obama is an arrogant black bitch from heel, but she is the only one i may consider

Anonymous said...

Pelosi is stuck on stupid....

Can Teddy please drive her home?

Anonymous said...

Blond Medical Terminology

Anally - occurring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel - letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
DC - where Washington is
Diarrhea - journal of daily events
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Genital - non-Jewish
G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game
Grippe - suitcase
Hangnail - coat hook
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense pain - torture in a teepee
Labor pain - got hurt at work
Medical staff - doctor's cane
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrate - cheaper than day rate
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - person who had fainted
Pap smear - fatherhood test
Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
Post operative - letter carrier
Protein - favoring young people
Rectum - damn near killed 'em
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Rheumatic - amorous
Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - hiding anything
Seizure - Roman emperor
Serology - study of knighthood
Tablet - small table
Terminal illness - sickness at airport
Tibia - country in North Africa
Tumor - an extra pair
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - located nearby
Vein - conceited

Anonymous said...

We are a defeated people. No one will hire us. We are being arrested in crime sweeps. We got no amnesty, we never will have. The white man is pushing us out of America. We will have to go back to Mexico as a defeated people.
They dont even want us to clean their toilets....

Anonymous said...

The next revolution - for the people, by the people

Screw the 'I'm for Obama or I'm for McCain' drones. Both of those guys suck, one just worse than the other. As a matter of fact, all of the life long politicians aren't worth a shit to us. They're in it for the money, loading their pockets with our money, or giving our money away to load their pockets even more money. The DNCC looked like the fucking Academy Awards last night. Each speaker should have been holding an Oscar while they were giving their speeches. Everyone was just shitting their pants over Ted Kennedy. I'm sure Mary Jo Kopechne's family was all agoogle over the fuck who left their daughter to drown in the car he drunkenly drove into a lake. MObama was giddy with glee how her husband was able to pack the gym's when he was doing his neighborhood crap. Nothing like bringing in the ace little league pitcher to close out game 7 of the World Series because the boy struck out a few 12 year olds. Call that number on the video and keep on calling and calling. Both Dems and Reps alike.

Anonymous said...

The last time

I saw this many jigaboos was at the so called million man march.

Anonymous said...

SPECIAL FOOR ORDER.....

Demo Convention

Anonymous said...

Has anybody noticed

that the dumbocratic convention looks more like a jigaboo convention for the naacp.

Anonymous said...

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 Election year.

Anonymous said...

To -
the white boy who had sex with me last night....

I forgot to mention some things the other night..............
I have herpes,smallpox and A.I.D.S. Sorry I forgot to tell you before we had sexual intercourse.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the world map today I noticed just how close Kenya is to other countries such as Sudan,Somolia,Yemen,etc... Just who is Obama communicating with over there in Kenya?

Anonymous said...

VOTING FOR OBAMA

are you in a hurry to see the US engage in numerous wars throughout Africa,
Joe Biden thinks American forces should be sent to Darfur, so does Obama...
Clinton tried this in Somalia and was a total failure-

Anonymous said...

Voting for John Mc Cain -

Do you want to die in a nuclear war with the Russians?

Anonymous said...

If you voted for John kerry

You are a fucking loser!!

so now you want to repeat yourself and vote for Obama

Anonymous said...

How lucky for obama, that some sheeple don't think for themselves!

Anonymous said...

I picked up a lady boy today and got a mouth full of cum!

Anonymous said...

I think there should be a NEW category for personal ads ...

SSW -

Slender Sexy Woman

Anonymous said...

I would like to repeat my previous unanswered question of the day........

Boxers
or
Briefs

Anonymous said...

QA 4 Today....
I prefer Boxers on men but I personally wear briefs

Anonymous said...

Kissing a Beaner...

I would rather get drunk and puke on my shoes....

Anonymous said...

Slavery

Anonymous said...

Description of a Black Yelling Racism:

Unemployed, living ghetto, leaching off the system.

Limited ability to spell correctly and resort to parroting the same diatribe over and over and over again.

Feeling totally secure behind their 20 year old CRT PC screen in a dark room, curtains closed.

Mainly a hater/loser whose life has been ridiculed by the mainstream public.

If male: thinks his penis is the gift to women everywhere.

If female: Big ass and poor feminine hygene.

Low self esteem, cowardly, fourth grade drop outs, fast food junkies.

Will never amount to more than ghetto trash and be in prison by adulthood.

Drug user and normally sleeps with loaded gun under their pillow.

Gang member by age 10.

Constantly trying to figure out who his Daddy is.

Blames Whitey for everything!

Anonymous said...

English -The language of now and the future , you cannot change that . Even you must accept it and deal with it!

Anonymous said...

Remember When They Caught Santa Anna


Hiding in a well and Crying Like a Little Bitch..

Anonymous said...

Beaners drop diapers in parking lots...


They're such disgusting dumbasses.

Anonymous said...

No sanctuary for illegals

Anonymous said...

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 2 LEGS THAT TURN INTO A GREAT ASS

Anonymous said...

The Barack Hussein Obama RULES --LIVE WITH IT
1) I am always right. All others are just plain stupid and fucked up!
2) Any questions, dumb asses see rule number one!
3) We will never deport any illegal immigrant in this country especially fucking beaner miggers from messico.

Anonymous said...

English is the worlds most understood most liked language . Did you know that

ALL airlines and ALL pilots and ALL A.T. controllers speak english WORLD WIDE

yes even your precious beaner pilots speak english when flying mexican airplanes

with mexican passengers flying in mexican airspace , THEY SPEAK ENGLISH , why

because it is the universal language , same goes for RUSSIA , CHINA , JAPAN,

FRANCE , GERMANY ,PORTUGAL ,SPAIN AND THE REST of the fucking world .

Furthermore english is required learning in 90 percent of the worlds schools,

why do other countries require this == because they do not want to be left

behind , looking like some snot nosed beaner spicklet.

Anonymous said...

The only good Beaner is a dead Beaner

Anonymous said...

The repeated Beaner hat dance

Anonymous said...

Q 4 today, repeat -

I wear boxers cause my wife says I have to.

Anonymous said...

re,Q 4 today, repeat......

i only wear briefs

Anonymous said...

re,re, Q 4 today, repeat - -

I wear both, I can choose, cause this is friggin America... at least the government isn't in my underwear drawer yet.

Anonymous said...

re, re, re, Q 4 today, repeat:

I wear boxers, been doing it since my military days.
It's the only type of mens underwear the US military issues.

Anonymous said...

Why have the candidates made no mention of the financial crisis?
Financial Crisis Is Absent From Agendas of Parties, Candidates / Democrats and Republicans fail again to address the concerns of middle America and the economy.

Anonymous said...

RE, Why have the candidates made no mention of the financial crisis?

Because...
Politicians all live on buzz words and fantasies.

The Facts and Truth-
The U.S. is facing the worst financial crisis since the Depression. You would never know that from the Democrats' platform in Denver or its Republican counterpart, or from listening to Barack Obama or John McCain.

While both candidates have bemoaned the ravages of the subprime crisis, they have yet to spell out steps for tackling it, such as using taxpayer money to shore up banks and housing.

They fail to come to grips with the biggest danger that is going to hit the next president in his first few months in office: the crisis in the capital markets, said David Smick, a Washington-based consultant to hedge funds and author of The World is Curved: Hidden Dangers to the Global Economy.''

The Democrats' platform, adopted at their Denver convention this week, labels the crisis a debacle'' and promises to jump-start the economy with a $50 billion stimulus package. It says nothing about helping banks or bailing out the mortgage-finance firms Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

The draft of the Republicans' plank, to be adopted next week at their convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, supports timely and carefully targeted aid to those hurt by the housing crisis and opposes bailouts of private financial institutions. It doesn't mention Fannie and Freddie.

Fannie, Freddie

Many Democrats shy away from tackling the credit crisis because of the party's historical support for Fannie and Freddie. The Republicans, for their part, are reluctant to draw attention to a crisis that occurred on their watch. The subprime meltdown isn't the only item missing from the parties' agendas. The list also includes the Democrats' failure to set out a strategy for countering Russia's assertiveness and the Republicans' silence on income inequality.

Senator Charles Schumer, a New York Democrat, said conventions aren't the place to discuss detailed plans for dealing with the markets.

The conventions are aimed at the average voter,'' he said Aug. 25 in Denver. You don't go into Quinlan's bar and ask them what to do about the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Democratic lawmakers also said Congress defused the issue by passing legislation last month to help homeowners refinance their mortgages and provide a financial lifeline for Fannie and Freddie.

`Big Step'

We feel like we've taken a big step to stabilize the situation, said Senator Tom Carper of Delaware, a Democrat on the Banking Committee.

The situation is reminiscent of the 1988 presidential campaign between George H. Bush and Michael Dukakis, when there was little mention of the savings and loan bailout that the Bush administration later put in place. The Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. has estimated the cost of that rescue at about $125 billion, though former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers said the bill would have been about $300 billion in today's dollars.

The cost of the current crisis may be larger. Banks and securities companies have recorded $504 billion in losses related to the turmoil and the International Monetary Fund forecasts the bill will eventually be double that.

We are in the midst of the worst financial crisis since World War II, Stanley Fisher, governor of the Bank of Israel and a former IMF official, told central bankers in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, on Aug. 23.

Bank Failure

Harvard University professor Kenneth Rogoff, another former IMF official, predicted that a big U.S. financial institution would go bust. Neither Senator Obama of Illinois, 47, nor Senator McCain of Arizona, 71, has addressed such an eventuality, which would likely entail the use of taxpayer money.

Carly Fiorina, a top economic adviser to McCain, said the candidate views the economy as the most important domestic issue and has offered solutions to the housing crisis.

He would not allow Fannie and Freddie to fail, she said in an interview yesterday on Bloomberg Television. He would reform them fundamentally.

To help plug their losses, banks and brokers have raised more than $350 billion in capital from investors. That is becoming increasingly difficult, said Mohamed El-Erian, co- chief executive officer of Newport Beach, California-based Pacific Investment Management Co.

The government may have to step in to keep credit flowing to the economy, according to El-Erian, who managed the endowment of Cambridge, Massachusetts-based Harvard University until 2007.

Keeping Mum

Tom Gallagher, senior managing director at ISI Group in Washington, said it isn't surprising that Obama and McCain are keeping mum about the possibility of increased government money for the banks and housing market, given the uncertain outlook and the potential costs involved.

With the government unlikely to take many further steps to ease the crisis before the November election and the end of President George W. Bush's administration, Gallagher said the next president may be compelled to act soon after taking office in January.

Gallagher, who worked as an aide to former Democratic Senator George Mitchell, likened the situation to the early 1930s. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt talked little during the campaign about the bold steps he took after the election to try to turn the economy around.

The crisis will confront us from day one, said Jason Furman, an Obama economic adviser. It will be an issue that will require presidential attention.

Anonymous said...

There is no place for a brown man to go

My brown brothers , We are a defeated people. There is no place for a brown man to go except to San Francisco. In San Francisco the gay men will love and protect us from the gringos

join me now

Anonymous said...

WE ARE A DEFEATED PEOPLE


My brown brothers and sisters, We are a defeated people! Arizona Maricopa County Sheriff Joe`s crime sweeps trap our people like dying cockroaches caught in a Roach Motel!

Anonymous said...

Research Project

Seeking female as an active participant in a Philemetology study.

Anonymous said...

Mexico is Angry

I just wonder if, and when a delegation from Mexico meets with Arizona representatives and they confirm our intentions to deport all illegals, the Mexican contingent replies with, "Sorry, no speak English."

That would certainly be par for the course.

Sometimes ignorance is a natural resource in the real world.

Anonymous said...

Lost Fed-X Package Found ...

I have a package to deliver to the 87th floor of the south tower, what should I do?

Anonymous said...

all whites are evil?

Anonymous said...

14 Day Soup Diet - you got to train your bitch.......

I put my fat little girl on her diet today. Nothing but soup for the next 14 days and she will throw up everything she eats for 6 of those days. She's going to get back down below 120lbs! I won't tolerate her being 122lbs. Once she's at her proper weight, I'll dye her hair back the way I want it. She's going to learn a hard lesson.

Anonymous said...

Michelle My Belle....... OBAMA!

They tried to make her out as a black June Cleaver, when in fact she is just the opposite. The kool aid drinkers in Denver ate it up. They would of course. They'd vote for Osama bin Laden if he was their nominee.

Anonymous said...

McSame and Peapacker are done


Same old crap from the republicans. Slander, inuendo and half truths. The average middle class citizen gets nothing from these creeps except national dept, higher energy prices and war. Good going all you Bush backers. Now no one wants to admit voting for the war monger. Remember when Bush slandered McSame, saying he was nuttier than a fruitcake? It was only 8 years ago. So now McSame is fit to lead or was Bush slandering his reputation? You want more national dept, higher costs for everything and a crappy reputation across the globe than by all means vote McSame. Say goodbye, the republicans are about to be voted out in droves.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend thinks I am whacked because I have three identical remote controls. I might be, but it is comforting to know If I lose one I can still find other two until the lost shows up! Plus, when shes using one, I can still have one nearby. I trip out if I am sitting on the couch and dont't have my remote. SECURITY BLANKET. I am far from lazy, Very active and actually hyper.
I feel secure if I can see or feel my remote!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans eat their own boogers...

I saw one do it today at the Home Depot.

Anonymous said...

Mexico doesn't like our new law

A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to say Arizona's new employer sanctions law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state.
At a news conference, the legislators said Sonora - Arizona's southern neighbor, made up of mostly small towns - cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs and schools it will face as illegal Mexican workers here return to their hometowns without jobs or money.
The law, which took effect Jan.1, punishes employers who knowingly hire individuals who don't have valid legal documents to work in the United States. Penalties include suspension or loss of a business license.
Its intent is to eliminate or curtail the top draw for immigrants to this country - jobs.
The Mexican delegation, members of Sonora's 58th Legislature, belong to the National Action Party (PAN), the party of Mexico's president, Felipe Calderón.
They spoke at the offices of Project PPEP, a nonprofit that provides job retraining for farmworkers and other programs.
The lawmakers were to travel to Phoenix for a Wednesday breakfast meeting with Hispanic legislators.
They want to tell them how the law will affect Mexican families on both sides of the border.
"How can they pass a law like this?" asked Mexican Rep. Leticia Amparano Gamez, who represents Nogales.
"There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona," she said in Spanish.
"Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems" it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and sending money to their families return to hometowns in Sonora without jobs, she said.
"We are one family, socially and economically," she said of the people of Sonora and Arizona.
Amparano said the Mexican legislators are already asking the federal government of Mexico for help for Sonora.
Rep. Florencio Diaz Armenta, coordinator of the delegation, represents San Luis, south of Yuma, one of Arizona's agricultural hubs, which employs some 28,000 legal Mexican workers.
"What do we do with the repatriated?" he asked. "As Mexicans, we are worried. They are Mexicans but they are also people - fathers and mothers and young people with jobs" who won't have work in Sonora."
He said the Arizona law will lead to "disintegration of the family," as one "legal" Mexican parent remains in Arizona and the other returns to Mexico.
Rep. Francisco Garcia Gámez, a legislator from Cananea and that city's former mayor, said the lack of mining jobs there has driven many Mexicans to Arizona to find work. He said they depend on jobs in Arizona to feed their families on both sides of the border.
Gov. Janet Napolitano, in her State of the State speech Monday, said the new law needs some modifications, including a better definition of what constitutes a complaint.
Barrett Marson, director of communications for the Arizona House of Representatives, said Speaker Jim Weiers, R-Phoenix, "has some concerns about how the law will be administered and applied."
He said the speaker sought testimony from the business community last fall "to get ideas about how to make following the law easier. In the end, that's what he wants - compliance, but make it as easy as possible to do."
Marson said Weiers is "waiting for the governor to come out with her idea of what she wants to do" before he makes his own recommendations.

Anonymous said...

My Circumsized Clitoris Hurt !

Whitey say bad things about us Hadjis running criminal check-cashing operations for illigal immimgrants through laundromats used as a front.

They call us terrorists who try to force religion down the throats of people
(north of the Mason/Dixon line) who'd rather have drugs and alcohol.

My vagina started bleeding when I heard this.

I believe this qualifies me as being a martyr now.

Thank you, White America.

Allah makes me do bad things,
the evil bastard.

Anonymous said...

I lost my landscaping job cuz of the employee santion law. My cousin Jesus De la Cruz Sanchez Lopez Rodriguez Gomez Jr got me a job at a meat packing company out of state. Today I find out Ice raided the meat packing company and arrested 600 Mexicans. There is no more jobs for brown skin people. We are a defeated people. We can go only go back to Mexico or move to San Francisco where the gay men will love and protect us.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes bullshit is a great fertilizer for the insanity in the world.

Anonymous said...

I'm in Denver

And I can't find one place that has even a morsel of fried chicken left.

The natives are getting restless.

Thank GOD there seems to be a sufficient supply of fried pork rinds still available.

Grape soda is at a premium, "red" Kool-Aid as well.

Anonymous said...

Bill Clinton blows Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention tonight...

stay tuned ....

watch the expression on Bill Clinton's face as he talks, Obama will be under the podium sucking his dick!

Anonymous said...

People who drive 55 in HOV lane........

The HOV lane is a FAST lane. If you wont move as fast as traffic will allow, get the fuck out!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hate these damn kids who ring your doorbell at diner time trying to sell something.

This teen says she is doing donations for Breast Cancer Awareness.
She's selling this book that may cost 50 cents and wants $20,00.

WTF is wrong with all these assholes?
Whatever happened to just asking for a donation of dollar or two?

These people are retarded!
This is worst than those highly overpriced goddamn Girl Scouts!!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel so neglected, Michelle Obama is sucking everyone's dick but mine.

Anonymous said...

I sucked Barack Hussein Obama's cock, and hated it.

I am Hillary Clinton, and I approved this message.......

Anonymous said...

My Darling,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54-years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this note, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending an evening with my 18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Motel. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight.





When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the refrigerator:



My Dear Husband,

I received your note and thank you for your honesty about my being 54-years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54-years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local co llege. I would like to inform you that, while you read this I will be at the Hotel Fiest a with Michael, one of my students who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, 18-years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that you and I are in the same situation, although with one small difference - - - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Judge tosses out moving restrictions against L.A. taco trucks ...
LA County judge tosses out taco truck restrictions - - - -
LOS ANGELES CA - The hundreds of taco trucks that dot Los Angeles County and dish out cheap fast-food dishes such as carnitas, quesadillas and carne asada will be allowed to conduct business from set locations, a judge determined, throwing out a law requiring that the trucks move every hour.

Judge Dennis Aichroth also dismissed a citation issued to taco truck driver Margarita Garcia, who had faced the possibility of a $1,000 fine and six months in jail for violating the ordinance. Garcia was one of the first taco truck drivers cited after the county Board of Supervisors adopted the measure last spring.

"The court finds that the ordinance as written is too ambiguous to be enforceable," Aichroth said in his ruling Wednesday. He also said the county law appeared to conflict with the state's vehicle code.

The law was passed after restaurateurs complained that taco trucks parking on the streets near their businesses were drawing away customers and forcing some of them to the brink of bankruptcy. Although it affected only unincorporated sections of the county, not the city of Los Angeles itself, the area under the law's domain included the vast, largely Latino East Los Angeles neighborhood where many of the trucks operate.

A spokeswoman for Supervisor Gloria Molina, who introduced the ordinance, said the county would appeal.

"We feel this ordinance regulates quality-of-life issues, which are of ultimate importance to residents in our unincorporated areas," Molina spokeswoman Roxane Marquez said. "Our intent was not to put any catering trucks out of business but to ensure fairness to our residents — those who live in homes right in front of or across the street from where trucks do business everyday, all hours of the day or night."

The truck drivers, many of them immigrants or first-generation Hispanics, complained that they were unfairly singled out by the ordinance. They pointed out that they faced the same health requirements as restaurants and said they provided good, cheap food, often to a low-income clientele that couldn't afford restaurant dining.

"If you can't manage your restaurant business in a way so that you can compete with a taco truck, maybe you should find another business," attorney Phil Greenwald, who represented Garcia and other taco truck drivers, said after Aichroth's ruling.

Garcia, who operates a truck with her husband, Alejandro Valdovino, had joined other operators to fight the ordinance.

Greenwald estimated that three dozen drivers received citations. He said he expects those citations will be dismissed.

"This law hurt us. It favors some businesses over others, and makes a hardworking person into a delinquent," Valdovino, speaking in Spanish, said Wednesday.

The ordinance required that any vehicle from which "liquids or edibles" was sold be moved every 60 minutes from a commercial zone or every 30 minutes from a residential zone and that it not return to within a half-mile of its previous location for at least three hours. Drivers said the 30-minute requirement didn't really affect them because they don't park in residential neighborhoods but that the 60-minute rule would cripple business.

A previous law called for fining drivers as much as $60 for staying in one place more than 30 minutes. Many of those who were cited said the fines weren't significant enough to challenge so they simply paid them and chalked it up to the cost of doing business.

Last year, a permit crackdown in New York City threatened a decades-old tradition of vendors selling tacos, empanadas and other authentic Latin American food at Brooklyn's Red Hook Park soccer field.

But city officials announced in March amid a fierce campaign by New Yorkers to "save the soccer tacos" that the vendors could continue to serve up their fare under a revised permit system.

Anonymous said...

re, Judge tosses out moving restrictions against L.A. taco trucks ...

Lets toss out the judge...WTF - another liberal asshole ruining America!

Anonymous said...

The BFs dog...

I hate my damn boyfriends dog, I wish it would die!

Anonymous said...

re, the bf dog

Wow...PETA you say.

Anonymous said...

re,re, My BF's Damn Dog.....

Tell him it's you or the dog.
and.
before he answers ,,,, say,

"remember, that damn dog doesn't give blowjobs."

Anonymous said...

save water, drink more wine

Anonymous said...

I just farted and browned out my pants

Anonymous said...

Pets section on CraigsList

1. If you love your pets so much then why are you getting rid of them? Don't give me excuses like your house is going into foreclosure and you need to move into an apartment. If you were dumb enough to buy a house that you couldn't afford then you shouldn't own an animal (let alone a plant). Animals are a life-long responsibility and you are an idiot.

2. If you love your pets so much then why are you demanding a re-homing fee? If you had to get rid of your child would you demand monetary compensation? Do you think demanding a price for your pet will find them a better home? Demanding a re-homing fee for your "beloved pet" shows me what kind of person you are and makes you look like a tool.

3. What kind of excuse is "I didn't know how big a responsibility owning a pet was"? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I seriously hope people like you don't have children, but unfortunately I see people like you all the time. Not only are you stupid and incompetent, but your impetuousness makes you an even bigger idiot than the average putz.

4. People who allow their animals to breed despite the obvious pet overpopulation. What do you think happens to all of those cute kittens and puppies that grow up? They add to the uncontrolled pet population and usually end up in overcrowded shelters where they have basically no chance of adoption and end up dying a horrible death. I personally have seen these animals being led to the "slaughter" and it's not a quiet and calm death...it's horrible and they fight it until the bitter end because most of them know what's going to happen to them. They die a frightening and horrible death and this happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME! THOUSANDS OF ANIMALS ARE PUT TO "SLEEP" EVERYDAY BECAUSE OF IDIOTS LIKE YOU!

Anonymous said...

RE:Pets section on CL -

Fucking CL pet Nazi !!!!!

Anonymous said...

re, RE:Pets section on CL -----

I agree pet lovers are idiots, especially cat owners...

kill all the fur balls and their stinking ass owners!

Anonymous said...

WHAT'S UP WITH CAMEL C-NOTES from purchases of Camel Brand Cigarettes


I have 2,300 plus of these. Just returned to find out the program is over.
Are they now worthless? It took years to collect them.

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