Aug 1, 2008

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Anonymous said...

Another Idiot Listing on craigslist, FREE Section, this one from Washington DC

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Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material
Bumper stickers, yard sign, pins, mugs, folders, letterhead and a large banner. Won't be needing them.

Anonymous said...

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Are you ready to be together forever baby? Somethings i will never to do you:

1. Give you up
2. Let you down
3. Run Around
4. Desert you
5. Make you cry
6. Say Goodbye
7. Tell a Lie
8. Hurt you

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You know your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Hit me up

Anonymous said...

Rant: Person with a wooden leg that lives above me.

If you dont stop stomping around at 4:am you're gonna need a wheelchair, cause I am gonna cut the other one off....

Anonymous said...

Bronx NYC NY

Anonymous said...

That is all !!!

Anonymous said...

cockroaches a.k.a. miggers -

wetbacks-human hahahahahaha
it should be a sport shooting these roaches
they are diesese carrying criminals
you cant say there not
kill them all

Anonymous said...

How to terminate COCKROACHES!!!!!

Eliminate WELFARE and any other gov't assitance there mooching out of the system!!! Eliminate all work and throw people in jail that are providing them work....THEY WILL BE GONE IN A MONTH!!!

Anonymous said...

Cindy McCain only went to the hospital to get pain meds to mix
with her booze?
remember many years ago she was "addicted" to pain meds
GREAT can our future Prezsident's wife still could be a drug addict?
Be afraid, be very afraid..........
and the think this is our only choice for Prez, this is so sad

Anonymous said...

China puts up walls to cover up 'ugly' parts of Beijing...

wow what a surprise there !!!

Anonymous said...

People Really Do Look Better When You Drink, i.e. the opposite sex ...

wow another surprise of a life time, gee I couldn't have known this if taxpayers dollars hadn't gone for this study.

My oh my WTF would I have done?

Anonymous said...

Hey Taco Poco

I have some opened beer - been sitting in the sun for about a week - come on over and share the brews you Illegal scum!

Anonymous said...

Water heater rockets through home's roof, lands a block away

Anonymous said...

An Olympic Moment from Michelle Obama.....

A Greek discus thrower got me in the mouth and I caught it. It was a close moment but these lips never let anything go that big, said Michelle!

Anonymous said...

Georgia men claim hairy, frozen corpse is the real Bigfoot

ATLANTA GA - Two men claim they've bagged Bigfoot, and they say the have the hairy corpse of the legendary creature stored away in a freezer. Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer say they stumbled across the corpse in the woods of northern Georgia, across the country from the remote regions of the Northwest where people usually claim to see the man-ape.

Still, the Georgia men say DNA will prove once and for all that the frozen creature is Sasquatch. They plan to present DNA test results and photographs during a news conference Friday in Palo Alto, Calif.

They're not winning over any skeptics, though.

"What I've seen so far is not compelling in the least, and I think the pictures cast grave doubts on their claim," Jeffrey Meldrum, a Bigfoot researcher and Idaho State University professor, told the Scientific American. "It just looks like a costume with some fake guts thrown on top for effect."

Meldrum said the DNA test likely won't prove anything and, at best, might yield a gene sequence that doesn't match any other known primates.

Whitton, an officer on medical leave from the Clayton County Police Department, and Dyer, a former corrections officer, announced the discovery in early July.

The picture they sent out in a news release and on their Web site http://www.bigfoottracker.com shows what appears to be a hairy corpse crammed into a chest freezer. The accompanying announcement describes the creature as a 7-foot-7 male, weighing 550 pounds with 16-inch human-like feet and reddish hair.

Messages left for Whitton and Dyer early Friday on their Bigfoot Tipline were not returned. They have so far offered three different tales so far about how they came to find the creature:

In one, the animal was shot by a former felon, and the men followed it into the woods. In a second version, they found a "family of Bigfoot" in North Georgia mountains. In the third, the two were hiking and stumbled upon the corpse with open wounds.

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Reserve spokesman Tom Mackenzie said officers also are not taking the claim seriously and will not investigate Bigfoot because it not a federal priority.

"It's not on endangered species on any list that we've got," Mackenzie said.

Anonymous said...

U.S. says Iraqi Shiite assassination teams training in Iran....

and,
this we are just finding out after years of war in Iraq?

George Bush and the DOD must really think Americans are stupid!

Anonymous said...

John Edwards' finance chair admits sending money to mistress ...

Yes, the Democrat used money illegally to support his whore,

wow what a flipping surprise there!

Anonymous said...

re, John Edward's and his Whore -

The whole story according to the news:
Edwards' ally explains $14,000 payment to mistress ...
WASHINGTON DC - New questions emerged Friday about John Edwards' longtime chief fundraiser and secret efforts that protected the pregnant woman with whom the former presidential candidate has admitted a shameful affair in 2006.
Fred Baron, Edwards' national finance chairman and a wealthy Dallas-based trial attorney, has acknowledged he quietly began sending money to Rielle Hunter, Edwards' mistress, to resettle in California, along with the family of Andrew Young. Young is the campaign aide who has said he is the father of Hunter's daughter, born after her affair with Edwards.
But Baron is far more intertwined in the matter than previously known, with longstanding personal connections to the lawyers who represented Hunter and Young, according to a review of legal findings by The Associated Press. Hunter's lawyer, Robert J. Gordon of New York, was sued unsuccessfully with Baron and Baron's law firm in 2001 in U.S. District Court in New York in a racketeering complaint. Young's lawyer, Pamela J. Marple of Washington, was among three lawyers who defended Baron and his firm. The case was dismissed in December 2005.
Baron didn't return a phone call or respond to an e-mail from the AP on Friday.
The relationships among Baron, Marple and Gordon were first reported in Friday's editions of the New York Times. The newspaper said Baron acknowledged he might have played a role in hiring Marple and Gordon in the Edwards scandal, after initially saying he did not know how the lawyers were chosen.
Meanwhile, an earlier payment of $14,000 to Edwards' mistress from the candidate's political action committee was exchanged for 100 hours of unused videotape she shot producing short Web movies for which she already had been paid $100,000, an Edwards associate told the AP. Neither Edwards' advisers or this associate would discuss the purpose of the payment on the record.
That payment from Edwards' OneAmerica political action committee, which came after Hunter stopped working for it, came in April 2007, months before Baron quietly began sending money himself to Hunter. Baron has described his payments to Hunter as a private transaction.
Edwards acknowledged last week that he had an affair with Hunter in 2006. The former Democratic presidential contender and senator from North Carolina has denied any knowledge of payments from Baron to Hunter.
Baron's payments could present legal problems, said Washington attorney Cleta Mitchell, who specializes in campaign finance law and who represents Republican candidates and conservative groups. She said all payments to anyone involved in Edwards' presidential campaigns including Hunter and Young should have been fully disclosed under U.S. campaign finance laws.
"That would undermine the purpose of the payments, which was to avoid public disclosure of the affair," Mitchell said. "The idea that Edwards' finance chairman can independently hand over substantial sums of money to two campaign workers at a time when Edwards is a candidate and to argue that that is not related to his campaign is a bit preposterous."
The earlier, $14,000 payment to Hunter is significant because its source was Edwards' OneAmerica political action committee, whose expenditures are governed by U.S. election laws. Willfully converting political action committee money to personal use would have been a federal criminal violation.
An associate of Edwards, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the $14,000 was paid to Hunter only after she relinquished about 100 hours of cutting-room floor videotape excerpts that were not part of four short Web videos she had produced for Midline Groove Ltd., a company Hunter started with a business partner in 2006.
When Hunter provided the last of more than 100 hours of footage, the firm was paid as contracted for, said the Edwards associate.
Legal experts said it was important for Edwards to demonstrate the PAC wasn't paying Hunter merely to keep her quiet about the affair.
"One thing that's possible is that she was still owed money from what she'd done before for the political action committee, but obviously there are less charitable explanations," said Richard Hasen, a professor specializing in campaign finance law at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles.
Edwards, who made millions as a personal injury lawyer, has relied heavily on fellow lawyers to finance his political career. And no single law firm has been more generous than Baron's. Through Edwards' election to the Senate from North Carolina and his 2004 presidential bid, the Dallas firm had donated $419,650 to help Edwards win elections, according to the Center for Public Integrity.
Baron, a former president of the main national trade association for trial lawyers and a longtime Democratic donor and fundraiser, also was Edwards' finance chairman in both his 2004 and 2008 campaigns for the presidential nomination.
In the current campaign, lawyers were by far the top contributors to Edwards, providing $7.7 million of his $52 million fundraising total. And a zip code in Dallas, where Baron's firm is based, was the fourth most generous to Edwards this year, giving $115,000, according to the Center for Responsive Politics research group.
Besides giving and raising money, Baron provided an even more valuable asset to the Edwards campaign: his firm's corporate jet. Campaign finance records show Edwards' campaign reimbursed the firm more than $400,000 last year under rules that require payment of the equivalent of first-class airfare for such travel in effect a campaign subsidy, since chartering a jet would cost far more.
Edwards said several times in an Aug. 8 interview with ABC News that the affair with Hunter was short-lived.
But there is evidence that Edwards and Hunter spent months together in 2006, traveling the world and the country as he prepared for his second run for the White House. One of Hunter's friends, Pigeon O'Brien, told the AP that Hunter told her the affair with "John from North Carolina," who was married to a woman who had been seriously ill, began in March 2006. That conflicts with Edwards' statement that the affair started only after he hired her to produce several videos for his Web site. The first payment for that was made in July 2006.
It appears from her videos that she accompanied him on several trips during the summer and into the fall: to Pittsburgh for a rally against Wal-Mart Stores Inc., to Iowa for a speech to an education group, to New York for an appearance on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart." She also apparently tagged along during a five-day trip to the African nation of Uganda.
Edwards said several times during his interview with ABC the affair ended in 2006, when he confessed to his wife Elizabeth that he had "made a very serious mistake, a mistake that I am responsible for, and no one else."
"And then she forgave me, and we went to work on it," Edwards said.
But Hunter was still hanging around Edwards late into the year. At the end of December, Hunter's videos debuted online. And a few days after Christmas, when Edwards formally entered the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, Hunter was alongside in New Orleans for the announcement. Elizabeth did not make the trip.
On Dec. 29, Hunter attended and filmed a rally in New Hampshire, and flew with Edwards from there to Reno, Nev. Shortly there after, Hunter later told a Newsweek reporter, she was fired.
Edwards said last week he did not plan to speak again about the affair, and a former campaign official reiterated this week that Edwards will not discuss the subject. It's not clear where Hunter is currently living, and a woman who answered at Hunter's lawyer's office this week refused to take a message.
Hunter's sister, reached at her home in Nevada, also refused to comment.
"I talked to John (Tuesday) and he's not doing well," said David "Mudcat" Saunders, who served as Edwards' chief adviser on rural affairs. "He's just — to be very frank with you — he's just not doing well. He needs to be concentrating on himself and his family at this point in his life. He's a good boy. He just made a hell of a mistake."
Edwards has denied Hunter was paid to cover up the affair, and said he had no knowledge that Baron was sending money to both Hunter and Young, the married Edwards staffer who has said he is the father of Hunter's daughter. She was born in February 2008.
In a brief interview this week, Baron reiterated that Edwards and his wife were not involved with Baron's transactions. He said no campaign funds were used and that Hunter was not working for the campaign when he started giving her money.
"The bottom line to it is John Edwards and Elizabeth Edwards had no knowledge of anything I did," Baron said. "I did it as a friend."

Anonymous said...

re, re, John Edward's and his Whore....

a perfect reason to check NO on your IRS tax form where it ask about campaign financing matching funds.

Anonymous said...

Obama standing with Muslims should policitcal winds shift ...


and,
you just finding this out

Anonymous said...

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

Anonymous said...

I for one can not understand why people spend day after day on CL post complaining and whining.
Or commenting on stupid issues that nobody cares about.
Just goes to show you how easy it is to entertain the human race.
You got to wonder what makes people think the way they do.
I get a kick out of people who think other people really care what they post.
I guess the human race is not as intelligent as they claim.

Anonymous said...

I am sick and tired of men ...

I swear I am going Lesbo !!!

Anonymous said...

liberal jew haters

or
muslim ass lickers


you decide....

Anonymous said...

Swedish wrestler stripped of bronze medal...
BEIJING China — A Swedish wrestler was disqualified and stripped of his bronze medal Saturday for dropping the prize in protest after a disputed loss at the Beijing Olympics.

Ara Abrahamian was punished by the International Olympic Committee for violating the spirit of fair play during the medal ceremony, becoming the fourth athlete kicked out of the games and bringing the number of medals removed to three.

Abrahamian became incensed when a disputed penalty call decided his semifinal match against Italian Andrea Minguzzi, who went on to win the gold medal in the Greco-Roman 84-kilogram division Thursday.

During the medal ceremony, the Armenian-born Abrahamian who also lost a 2004 Olympic semifinal match on a disputed call took the bronze from around his neck and, angrily, dropped it on the mat as he walked away. He did not take part in the rest of the medal ceremony.

Anonymous said...

Gay marriage opponents seek to reverse new Mass. law......

let it die, you dumb ass religious right wing fanatic nut cases.

Anonymous said...

It appears that people of different ethnic backgrounds dont get along so well so I suggest everyone go back to where they came from. Europeans go to Europe. Asians go to Asia. Blacks go to Africa. Mexicans go to hell!!!

Anonymous said...

Rape is impossible ...

everyone knows women can run faster with dress up than man can with pants down.

Anonymous said...

Sluts, Bitches, and Cunts don't deserve any respect -

I say, fuck them hard and leave them fast!

Anonymous said...

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029:

Batteries in landfills created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,
formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays and Thursdays only.

85-year 75.8 billion dollar study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of an adult American drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and hammers must be registered by January 2030 as lethal weapons.

The IRS sets lowest tax rate at 45 percent for minimum wage earners.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

The country averages one tornado per day and Al Gore, yes he's still alive, says "I told you so!"

Pedophiles no longer have to be registered and may get jobs at local schools.

The Mafia is now extinct and drugs are legal, so is prostitution, gambling, and loan sharking.

Muslims now control most of the world, and Islamic religion is now No. 2 in America, the Majority Mexican population is worried because Muslim Canada is burning Christians at the cross.

I Love This Country!
It's The Government
That Scares Me!

Anonymous said...

The Olympics taught me how to doggie-paddle Lesbians.....

your fren
the Mexican slut

Anonymous said...

Old Blue Eyes says it best ...

Yes, a Frank Sinatra Parody about 'MySpace.'

see it here on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm-cpvexmds

Anonymous said...

Good Morning from LA...
just woke up, got me some T.A.P.

Anonymous said...

re, TAP

yes the worse pussy I ever had was great

Anonymous said...

U.S. fears Russia returning to authoritarian past

and
we got George Bush to blame for that

Anonymous said...

Try to clean your 'footprints' from the browser you use & to clean the history from your lap top also. That can open more RAM. Depending on the OS, like Windows XP or VISTA, you can open up more RAM.

Anonymous said...

¡¡ GET A LIFE, RACIST ILLEGAL WHINING MEXICAN WORTHLESS UNWANTED SCUM BASTARDS !!

¡ ha ha ha ha !

fuck all you mexican bastrads

Anonymous said...

Hey kitty. Would you like moist beef? Of course you would. You shit in a box, like the worthless animal you are.

Meow meow meow... who cares about cats.

Worthless animals.

Anonymous said...

Women.......&..........Girls


Hey Ladies let Shorty take care of your needs. Short in the sack.

Anonymous said...

Used frying oil
About 8 gallons of used turkey frying oil. Make your own bio-diesel. Free to pick up. First to respond gets it. Please arrange pick up at earliest possible time.

Anonymous said...

Another Idiot Listing on craigslist, FREE Section, this one from Seattle WA

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x-GF's Free Yoga Mat
She hated Yogi, so we used it for sex
Too hard on my back
She quit me like she quit Yogi and quits everything else...
come and get it - please
may be it has some Karma for you.

Anonymous said...

When the die-hard Communists in Moscow arrested Gorbachev and tried to overthrow the freely-elected Boris Yeltsin, Yeltsin talked the tank commanders into turning on the political enemies of freedom. The coup failed because Russian troops would not fire on their own people.

Will American Soldiers and Police be as faithful to their people as the Russian troops were ?

Anonymous said...

looking for new BF
my current 1 is a druggie, unemployed loser asshole who beats me
i have children out of wedlock
i am on welfare - everyone stairs at me - yes i am white, young, and do drugs myself - so some think I am a loser ... but i can screw you till the cats meow and the dogs how... i take in the butt, i swallow, i'll gibe u a baby ig u want ...
contact me if interested...

Anonymous said...

Why the hell was last nights McCain & Obama debate held by a pastor in a fuckin church. What the hell is happening to this country. Adams, Franklin, and Jefferson must have been rolling in there graves. The religous nut jobs and there superstitions need to come into the light of rational thinking.

Anonymous said...

Hiring a Hitman and where to find one - the Internet of course, here is the best example:

Craigslist apparently, where there are millions of listings and visitors. Seems that Mexican assassins are listing their services for sale - as low as $6,000.

Anonymous said...

re: Will American Troops fire on its own civilians?


Maybe American troops will fire on American civilians but something the American military has never learned and refuses to see is that if 1% of a population is armed and willing to fight they can not be subjugated for very long. Besides, the families of the troops will become targets of real patriots who are willing to fight fire with fire. Any American soldier who particpates in the enslavement of the citizens risks losing their family to those whos familys he would hurt. I just can't wait for the peanut gallery to weigh in on this one. By the way, this goes for the cops who would participate in martial law also.

Anonymous said...

RE-re: Will American Troops fire on its own civilians?
Of course American Military will fire on Americans. They'll even violate the Posse Commitatus law in order to do so.
If you want to kill Americans, it's really simple. You just have your commanders give out a 'survey', you tag the people who say they will shoot Americans, and in the next month you transfer them all to one unit, do some manuevuers, and get them working together, then have them go enforce martial law.
It's easy to kill Americans with the proper filtering routines.
And of course, once Americans start fighting back, piece of cake. Especially if you've put the other troops out of the country 'fighting for America's interests, freedom, etc.

Anonymous said...

Pakistan president resigns-
Facing impeachment, Pakistan president Pervez Musharraf announces plans for stepping down.

Anonymous said...

Malaysia's Islamists want Lavigne concert canceled....

why does the US Govt continue to support these Islamic useless governments?

Anonymous said...

re, Malaysia's Islamists want Lavigne concert canceled....
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysia's Islamic opposition party has urged the government to cancel a concert by Avril Lavigne, saying the Canadian singer's on-stage moves are "too sexy," an official said Monday.
Lavigne, a Grammy-nominated rock singer who burst to fame with her 2002 debut album "Let's Go," plans to start her monthlong Asia tour with a performance in Kuala Lumpur on Aug. 29.
The youth wing of the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party said Lavigne's concert would promote wrong values ahead of Malaysia's Aug. 31 independence day.
"It is considered too sexy for us. ... It's not good for viewers in Malaysia," said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party official. "We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."
Kamarulzaman said he sent a protest letter to the Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry and the Kuala Lumpur mayor last week, calling for the concert to be canceled.
An official from the Culture Ministry's department that vets all foreign artists said the government has not given permission for the concert yet. The department is to meet Tuesday to decide on the organizer's application, which was received last week.
The official declined to be named because she is not authorized to make public statements.
A spokesman for the concert's organizer, Galaxy Group, denied that Lavigne's show had any "negative elements."
The spokesman, who declined to be named citing protocol, said his company was confident of receiving the permit as feedback from authorities so far had been "very positive."
Malaysia requires all performers to wear clothes without obscene or drug-related images and be covered from chest to knees. They must also refrain from jumping, shouting, hugging and kissing on stage.
Still, members of PAS and other conservative Muslims often protest Western and even Malaysian music shows that they deem to be inappropriate.
Last year, pop singer Gwen Stefani made what she called "a major sacrifice" by donning clothes that revealed little skin at a performance here.
Also last year, Christina Aguilera skipped Malaysia during an Asian tour that included neighboring Singapore, Thailand and the Philippines, while R&B superstar Beyonce scratched a planned concert here, moving it to Indonesia.
A Pussycat Dolls concert in 2006 was fined 10,000 ringgit (US$2,857) after the U.S. girl group was accused of flouting decency regulations.

Anonymous said...

re,re, Malaysia's Islamists want Lavigne concert canceled -

it's simple, it gets those young little muslim bitches all stirred up and horny, then they run out fuck a foreigner so they can have some white meat.

Anonymous said...

re,re, RE-Malaysia's Islamists want Lavigne concert canceled.....

and this is the prime place US companies such as Dell, Intel, Motorola, Franklin Mint, Sun Micro Systems, and a host of others send US jobs offshore to!

Anonymous said...

Mexicans, a very ignorant breed,indeed

I totally agree; return to sender! Hey Sheriff Joe Arpaio: go out to Maryvale District with some of those prisoner buses and round them up by the hundreds : )
Go get them!
Stop talking about it and show us what you got!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

we're going into Iran soon -


WTF?
Don't worry, my Iranian neighbor said they are coming here?

Anonymous said...

Mexicans, a very ignorant breed,indeed !---I AGREE!

I AGREE WITH YOU! SEND THEM BACK TO MEXICO!

Anonymous said...

the sight of all those yellow bastards waving their chink commie flags, scares the be Jesus out of me.

Anonymous said...

Another Idiot Listing on craigslist, FREE Section, this one from New York City

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FREE Playboy Cupid Costume
Playboy cupid costume brand new includes all items cupid dress and pink sash pink wings bow stockings included in original bag will exchange for another sexy female costume....
Used a few times at Wall Street parties!
Manhattan NYC

Anonymous said...

I'm so excited.....

....just two more hours and I get to drink that oil!
YAY!!!!
I'm doing a gallbladder cleanse. It lasted three days and tonight, the last night, I drink a cup of olive oil, extra virgin, cold pressed, (UNREFINED) so all the gallstones can be easily expelled tomorrow morning.

Anonymous said...

NO BILINGUAL EDUCATION.SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME.GO HOME...

Anonymous said...

Ever notice Asian men giggle like schoolgirls when a hot woman walks by.

Anonymous said...

YES Mexicans are just like terorrist they come here and hurt and destroy our way of life and do not care about any jail or punishment involved in their crime. They are worse than an arab militant they know that they do not have a cause other than being the scum of the earth that they are. we need to band together to help the sheriff joe get them out of our country they all are roaches and need to be kicked out for good!!!!

Anonymous said...

His dad gave him money to drill for oil in Texas. And the dumb ass couldn't find any. He may be the only guy to drill for oil in Texas and find nothing. I pray and pray everyday that somebody shots Bush or I would love to have his daughters murder just so he know what it's like to lose a child. He is a horrible person that should have been hung with Saddam.

Anonymous said...

John McCain missed EVERY SINGLE VOTE on the 2007 energy bill

Vote #208, cloture on the motion to proceed to the bill, 91-0
Important amendment votes that McCain missed:

Vote #209, Bayh-Lieberman amendment to establish an action plan on oil savings, passed 63-30

Vote #210, Inhofe (bad) refineries/liquid coal amendment, defeated 43-52

Vote #211, motion to table (bad) Domenici "clean portfolio standard" amendment (RES that would count nukes and coal), passed 56-39

Vote #212, Warner offshore drilling for VA amendment, failed 43-44

Vote #213, very bad Bunning liquid coal amendment, defeated 39-55

Vote #214, "compromise" Tester liquid coal amendment, defeated 33-61

Vote #215, Kohl "NOPEC," oil cartel amendment, passed 70-23

Vote #218, Motion to strike further ethanol import duties, failed 36-56

Vote #219, partial environmental fixes to Renewable Fuels Standard, passed 58-34

Anonymous said...

He's Just "One of the guys"

Doesn't everybody have 12 bathrooms in their house?
The 13,000 square foot house where the McCains raised their children. It has 9 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms and is on the market currently for $12 million. The closet in the master bedroom is larger than some apartments I've lived in during my adult lifetime. Topping it all off is the humbly engraved "MC" in the stone above the fireplace. Yeah.... this is someone who feels our pain.

Anonymous said...

MEXICANS TREMBLE IN THE PRESENCE OF...


Real Americans ready to stand up to their racist demands about having rights when they are in the USA illegally!

Anonymous said...

Pa. teens ordered to stand trial for illegal immigrant's murder....

They should get a friggin medal -
The prosecutor and judge should be the ones going to prison...
what is this country becoming?
I don't know America anymore...
we need serious change!

Anonymous said...

Vietnam frees Gary Glitter after jail term

THU DUC, Vietnam - Fallen British rock star Gary Glitter has been freed from a Vietnamese prison after completing a three-years sentence for molesting two young girls, his lawyer said on Tuesday.
Glitter, 63, whose real name is Paul Gadd, was arrested in November 2005 at Ho Chi Minh airport as he tried to leave the country and sentenced to three years in jail following a one-day trial where he pleaded not guilty.
"My client is a free man now but he will be escorted straight to the airport to go back to London, he should arrive there by tomorrow," Glitter's lawyer Le Thanh Kinh told Reuters by telephone from Ho Chi Minh City.
Kinh said Vietnamese police would only give Glitter his passport at the immigration in Tan Son Nhat Airport in Ho Chi Minh City.
"He doesn't have much luggage," Kinh said.
Glitter's conviction was upheld on appeal, but the sentence was reduced by three months. Jail time served counted from the date of his arrest in November 2005.
State media reported last week Glitter had been doing chores at a prison clinic in Binh Thuan province, 190 km (118 miles) north of Ho Chi Minh City and adjacent to the coastal province of Ba Ria-Vung Tau where he molested two 11-year-old girls while living in a villa.
He rose to fame in the 1970s with a bouffant hairstyle, make-up, high heels and "glam rock" stage performances. His hits included "Rock and Roll (Parts 1 & 2)" and "I Love You Love Me Love," "Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)" and "I'm the Leader of Gang (I am)."

Anonymous said...

The real thing that pisses me off about mexicans is that they do not want to, or even make an attempt to learn the English language and if they do know the English language they expect everyone else to speak Spanish.

Anonymous said...

Rice signs deal to build U.S. missile defense base in Poland.....

that's right you fucking idiots, lets piss these ruskies off some more...
screw Europe, let them fend for themselves!

Anonymous said...

3 people with the same name end up on U.S. terror watch list....
One is a Congressman
One is a pilot licensed to carry a firearm
One is a 5-year-old

Gee I feel so much safer now!

Anonymous said...

I was on my home when I decided to stop in at Churches chicken. After getting my lunch I parked in the street. I was approached by two black men ,one who startled me by tapping on my window asking if I had a couple bucks to spare. I politely said no and he would not go away. I slid over to the passenger side to exit my truck but not before taking off my shirt. I had a gut feeling these guys were going to try something. As I got out,one of the guys came around as if he was going to catch me off guard and he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw my 1911 with the thumb break off on the holster and my hand on it. Now they were on the defensive saying they didnt want any trouble. I said good neither do I,As they turned around and started to walk away..Mr. window tapper had a section of pipe tucked into the small of his back. Oh yeah, did I mention they were black.

Anonymous said...

My First Thought... After Waking-Up This Morning Was


" FUCK ALL YOU MEXICAN BASTARDS " !

Anonymous said...

re, waking up....
I thought, I'll betcha those Chinese people are actually Martians who settled here, on Earth, after fleeing from their dying planet, thousands of years ago.

Anonymous said...

Obama's Secret is getting people killed

Tim Russert, Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, and Stephanie Tubbs all figured it out. And died for it. All four had personal problems with him and are dead. If you find out what he is hiding, they will kill you too!

Anonymous said...

I am seeking a female to make fun of my small cock on video cam for YouTube...

I am an high school drop out illegal Mexican working in landscape here in Central Phoenix...

If interested apply here on this forum, we can meet up

Anonymous said...

re: seeking a female to make fun of my small cock on cam...

I thought I had issues!!!!

Nothing like this guy.
What a loser !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hanging

another mexican gone
hangs self after domesitic dispute
man thats easy, just need more of them

Anonymous said...

Mental cases

If you are entertained by the rant and rave section on craigs list then you definately are a retard. What a bunch of lowlifes. Don't you people have a life? Oh did I really need to ask that question?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes it's always that time of the month......

but for those loser cunts on CL it's everyday, every month!

Anonymous said...

THE TWO LEGGED COCKROACH ERADICATION

thank you

Anonymous said...

Remember KARMA is for losers

Anonymous said...

Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks." When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on.

Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches, while pennies and nickels do not?
A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q: Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?
A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.

Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called "passing the buck"?
A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility, he would "pass the buck" to the next player.

Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?
A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would then just touch or clink the host's glass with his own.

Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be "in the limelight"?
A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and stage lighting by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre, performers on stage "in the limelight" were seen by the audience to be the center of attention.

Q: Why do ships and aircraft in trouble use "mayday"as their call for help?
A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning "help me" and is pronounced "mayday."

Q: Why is someone who is feeling great "on cloud nine"?
A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.

Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called "love"?
A: In France, where tennis first became popular, a big, round zero on scoreboard looked like an egg and was called "l'oeuf," which is French for "egg." When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans pronounced it "love."

Q: In golf, where did the term "Caddie" come from?
A. When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young girl (for education &survival), Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scot game "golf." So he had the first golf course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into "caddie."

So now you know!

Anonymous said...

At My Last Doctor`s Visit:

My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist.
I went yesterday.
OMG, She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy!
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why?
She said,
'Because I am trying to examine you!'

Anonymous said...

Don't let the hispanics make you feel insecure, or inferior because they might use the 'race card'.

Always back up your fellow WHITE AMERICAN.

Remind Spanish speakers that ENGLISH is our national language (either learn English or return to Mexico).

All they are good for is making babies and stealing shit, that is all.

When I meet one, I talk the shit to them, then I make that Latina bitch my slut.

Anonymous said...

By Definition -

The term POS can actually stand for?
Point of sale, position, point of service, political science, part of speech, part of study, or HIV Positive.

But For CL Posters, it means 'piece of shit.'

Anonymous said...

"You old white people. It is your duty to die."

Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston!
Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out!
We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on.
We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats, You old white people.
It is your duty to die . . .
Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council.
"They're afraid we're going to take over the
governmental institutions and other institutions.
They're right. We will take them over . . .
We are here to stay."

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico,
"The American southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot."

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas;
"We have an aging white America. They are not making babies.
They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . .
I love it.
They are shitting in their pants with fear. I love it."

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party,
"Remember 187 proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens was the last gasp of white America in California."

Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor,
"We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country ... I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying,
"I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back."

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal
of Freedom by President Bill Clinton,
"California is going to be a Hispanic state.
Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General,
"We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California."

Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University;
"We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos ..."

Are these just the words of a few extremists?
Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes.
Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.

THE U.S. VS MEXICO:
On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts? It's called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent. Recently, a vote was taken in the U.S. Congress to end this practice. It was defeated. Every single Democratic senator except Ernest Hollings voted to maintain special privileges for Hispanic, Asian and African immigrants. They were joined by thirteen Republicans. Bill Clinton and Al Gore have repeatedly stated that they believe that massive immigration from countries like Mexico is good. They have also backed special privileges for these immigrants.

Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.

DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals? Did you know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so? According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing?

According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide. A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge the country faces." Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. "Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references."

WHEN I WAS YOUNG: When I was young, I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through Ellis Island. They wanted to learn English. They wanted to breath free. They wanted to become Americans. Now too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?: Send copies of this letter to at least two other people, 100 would be even better. Help us get the word out.

And did you know that at the hospital these illegals cannot be turned down if they can't pay and they certainly don't pay. I saw a man on TV who took his Caucasian neighbor to an emergency room. He was slowly bleeding to death yet he had to wait for three hours for emergency treatment because the staff was busy giving prenatal treatment, cold and flu remedies, aspirin, etc., to illegal’s who could not speak English. They were all treated for free. When the bleeding Caucasian man's turn finally came they would not touch him until he proved that he had insurance.

Because of the overwhelming number of illegal’s in this country, this past year alone 84 hospitals in the Los Angeles area went out of business.

Anonymous said...

Cats are the most disgusting, vile, loathsome animals. Just to SAY the things you say, you should be hailed as a hero. You are a wonderful person and probably somebody that will be in the news one of these days for getting rid of the vermin.

Anonymous said...

Where is Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Norman " ACLU " Seigal and all the other whiny EXTORTIONIST when an 85 year old White woman gets beaten and robbed.

Anonymous said...

re, cats -
Anyone that writes this sick stuff about cats should die. Cats are the most loving, sweet, comforting animals. Just to SAY the things you say, you should be shot. You are a disgusting person and probably somebody that will be in the news one of these days for murdering a person.

Anonymous said...

re,re, CATS....

wrong bitch - all cats should be exterminated along with their useless ass owners.

Anonymous said...

re, cats - -

just put some prestone anti-freeze out, add a tiny bit of sugar, stir well, the cats will drink it -- and puke their guts out till they die!

Anonymous said...

re: Cats spook me out!

Anonymous said...

re: re,Cats spook me out......

YES! Cats are products of the devil!

Anonymous said...

Re: RE: Cats spook me out - - - -

I don't necessarily try to avoid them, but I agree they're creepy.

Anonymous said...

cats ....


who fucking cares

Anonymous said...

cats, cats, cats ...

The should be used as toilet paper for Mexicans

Anonymous said...

talk about hating something...
I hate those damn self check out lines.
the system fails half the time.
those morons they hire to oversee 4 simple self checkout registers are in la la land.
I could train a monkey to hit the clear / reset button.

Anonymous said...

Mexican Word of the Day: Wafer

WAFER =

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn't wafer me!

Anonymous said...

DOGS --- V-- BEANERS

Dogs can be taught English in a very short time.

Dogs can be taught not to shit where they live.

Dogs understand not to go into their neighbors yard.

Dogs know what a fence means.

Dogs breed far less and have better looking babies.

A dog is far less likey to rape your children.

A dog will fuck dog, so will a Mexican.

Dogs like to take a bath more than once a week.

Ever had a dog steal from you?

Ever had a dog spray paint your garage?

Ever had a dog throw trash in your neighborhood?

Ever seen a dog hit and run?

How many dogs are on welfare?

Well, you get the idea.

Anonymous said...

GREASER SPICKLETS

Beaner children were .

HAVE YOU EVER VISITED THE TOY AISLE AT BEANERMART ????

I hate all you moronic hebetudinous beaner lovers !!!!

Anonymous said...

ENGLISH ---LANGUAGE--- versus----SPANISH

America will squeeze you mexifuck talking beaners out of existance . It will take a few years but it is inevitable ENGLISH will be the dominate language in the world , and there is nothing you can do about it so get used to it , it
will happen .

GO TO SCHOOL IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER

THE GREAT ONE --THE SHINING STAR

Anonymous said...

I have re-thought my position.

I will get an education and try to raise my IQ level from Retard to just plain old idiot.

Anonymous said...

An Illegal Beaner's Bread and Butter


Available daily in the Erotic Services section of Phoenix CL.

They all have ...
Nasty ass yeast infections
Aids
Other STDs

or,
they are looking to ....
rob you
or, have an anchor baby with you

Anonymous said...

Rant: Paying my Bill at APS Electric Bill

APS sets up a line for 'Payments Only' so customers who are on their way to work or have a tight schedule can zip in, pay their bill, and be on there way.
I was at APS the other day, and here is this stupid woman with all kinds of issues and paperwork in the Payment Only Line... plus she is arguing with the guy over a bill that wasn't even APS it was SRP.
Now before anyone says anything, they have a huge sign above the counter that says, in both English and Spanish - For Payments Only.
But like an idiot, the APS agent starts helping her instead of making her get a ticket number and wait like she is supposed to.
He sees me and puts up his 'Closed' sign.
So I said, hey go to another counter this is for payments only.
So the APS idiot says I am closed.
So another lane opened which is for ticket holders only, and the guy took me there, so I didn't have to wait forever. So I said hey that counter was created for a reason. use it.
About that time some old person comes in and gets in the PAYMENT only line as well...
so the saga goes on!

Wake up APS, if these people can't follow policy fire their asses and get someone who can!

And, before anyone says why don't you mail it in, the APS office is on my way to work and it's about a mile from my house.

Anonymous said...

re, attention Fry's shoppers...

I agree all these damn grocery stores with their stupid ass cards and self check out lines SUCK!

Anonymous said...

re, re- Attention Fry's Shoppers ......

Yes I also totally agree, these people get paid twice the minimum wage and still can't do a simple job.

Anonymous said...

Re, Rant: Paying My Bill at APS

I was at the Fast Payment Only line last week trying to pay my APS Electric bill and here is this dumb ass Mexican woman with kids in front of me trying to pay her bill in Paso's.
The guy said we don't take Paso dollars only.
She is arguing with him.
So I said, move on I need to pay my bill. So she turns around and is about to say something when I said....look, get a real job, learn English, and come back when you have real money - it's called US Dollars this is America not Mexico ... you don't like it get out, no one invited you.


If you stand up to these assholes they run and hide.

Anonymous said...

Red-Light Cameras Just Don’t Work

Red-light cameras are designed to take a picture of a car’s license plate if the driver runs a red light. These cameras are popping up in city after city as officials theorize that if drivers know they’re being watched, they’ll be less likely to run the lights. But do they work? Or is it just another way to increase city revenue from traffic tickets.

Well, according to study after study, rather than improving motorist safety, red-light cameras significantly increase crashes and therefore, raise insurance premiums. In fact, the only studies that have shown any benefit to red-light cameras were either done by the IIHS…the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, or researchers funded by them. How very strange, don’t you think?
The most recent study revealing the truth about the cameras was done by researchers at the University of South Florida College of Public Health.

Anonymous said...

John McCain unsure how many houses he owns...

yes that's the same old fart running for President ...

Anonymous said...

HENCHMEN NEEDED

20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

-interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
-unwavering loyalty
-being a corruptible government official
-ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
-grudge against any well-known vigilante
-flexible moral code

Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

- Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi

Location: London, but planned worldwide expansion
Compensation: £20,000pa starting salary, with added commissions based around success of supervillain operations. Contracts negotiable depending on applicant's personal skills/powers.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Anonymous said...

Another idiot AD on craigslist (CL) - this one of motorcycles for sale on the San Francisco Calif Board a.k.a. the Gay City of America.

///////\\\\\\\\

Bike for sale .....
What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".

The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.

The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.

The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.

I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:

Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.

Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".

Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)

Anonymous said...

Rant: Weight

My double d's are just to heavy. With a bra, without a bra. Anyone want to stand behind me and hold them up for me?

Anonymous said...

re,re,re Attention Fry's Shoppers

My Rant ...

I shop at Fry's Grocery at Bell and Tatum Rds in Phoenix AZ. Yes I use the quick check out line and have a grocery discount card, and yes I think they are stupid.

But every grocery store has some kind of gimmick. So Fry's will often print bullshit at the bottom of your receipt, like win groceries and they want all your personal info to enter, I throw it away.

Yesterday my wife is looking at the Fry's receipt and it says we are entitled to free gasoline.
I said impossible there are no gas pumps anywhere around a Fry's near us.
So she calls them up.
Yep it's good for the one out at 43rd Ave and Bell Road, that's like 100 blocks one way, and it entitles you to 10 cents off per gallon.
It would cost more than that to drive round trip.
And besides who ays even with the 10 cents off it's cheaper than what your getting now.

Come on Fry's get a reality check - if you want to offer your customers something make it real for them!

Anonymous said...

re DD's

I'll be glad to baby, where are you?

Anonymous said...

re,re DD's

No problem, but can you carry my balls?

Anonymous said...

Attention Frys shoppers

I too am disappointed with Frys markets. I live out in the west vally area and that is all they have as of now. The thing that bothers me the most is that stupid little shoppers card they ask you for. The way I see it is if you do not have your shoppers card they`re gonna screw you good. All I ask for is a good product at a fair price. I agree with the orriginal poster that those self serve checkouts are pretty lame. If you are gonna screw me on price at least have the courtesy to wait on me personally.

Anonymous said...

No stinking gringo will ever touch me.

no way.......


unless you pay first !!!!

Anonymous said...

Re: Attention Fry's Shopper

I don't imagine you'll drive those 100 blocks to save 10 cents per gallon, but just in case you decide to...let me save you the trip.

The Fry's at 43rd and Bell doesn't have a gas pump. I know there are a few around the town that have them, but that one doesn't.

Plus, it's meat department is pretty shitty.

Anonymous said...

Fry's Grocery, at al ...

But this will work at any of those stupid chains that use grocery cards or have check out lines:

Simply tell the girl to fix it ASAP or make her do it for you.
If she can't or wont...I just leave everything there in the cart, basket, or area.
I will do this even if I have all ready started.
This makes them put everything back.
It cost more do restock the items than if they hired a real American to do the work instead of using some damn machine.

Then I'll drive to another store or simply go back later to the same store later that day or the next day.
Once you do that they will get the message and fix it or help you right away.

I also do this at Home Depot where the self check out lines really suck!

Anonymous said...

Intel's wireless electricity system could eliminate need for cords...

but what would Edison say if he was alive?

Anonymous said...

Wis. woman cuffed, booked for not paying $30 library fines...

Proof our legal system is out of control !!!

Anonymous said...

Thousands of gas pumps shortchanging customers in Texas....

this should NOT surprise anyone, Texas is the home for all the big oil companies and Halliburton, Dick Cheney's golden spoon!

Anonymous said...

NIUE (AFP) - The tiny South Pacific nation of Niue Thursday became the first nation in the world to issue laptop computers to all its children, officials said.
Every primary and secondary school student was this week given a rugged "relatively waterproof and breakproof" little green laptop, which has wireless connection to the Internet as part of the One Laptop Per Child (OLPC) initiative.
The computers have been specially designed by OLPC, a US-based charity, to help children's learning and to be cheap as well as difficult to break or damage.
The OLPC programme stems from research and development at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Boston in the US and has been supported by businesses including News Corporation's Rupert Murdoch and Google Corp.
The donation of 500 computers to Niue which has a total population of less than 1,500 is part of an initiative to distribute 5,000 laptops in the Pacific region, OLPC said in a statement.
Barry Vercoe of OLPC Boston said the initiative was to "create educational opportunities for the world's poorest children".
The laptops are designed for primary school children aged six to 12 but have also been given to high school students in Niue, where the inhabitants have free Internet access.
If schools install servers, pupils can access school study information and chat to each other in a radius of a kilometre (half a mile), without having to connect to the Internet.
Jimmie Rodgers, the director general of regional development agency, the Secretariat of the Pacific Community, said the laptops "have the potential to revolutionise education in ways that are difficult to imagine".

Anonymous said...

I'm not a republican or a democrat. Please, know that CLINTON is the one that got NAFTA passed, he was NOT a Bush or a McCain or a Trump. He was a democrat. HE is the one that made no qualms about wanting it to pass. He is the one that PUBLICLY pulled strings and shit to get it to pass through congress.

Anonymous said...

What type of SEX do you like ...
Rough and Rugged
Romantic
Lets just get it over with
An all nighter

Anonymous said...

great way to wake up...one less wetback!!!!!

First thing I saw this morning was that someone killed one more cockroach....
That is one less we need to worry about deporting..One less to breed!!!

Anonymous said...

Once again the brainiacs at PETA are showing thier true colors............ Sheer Ignorance.
They say that they want to buy Seaworld form Anhueser Busch so they can rehabilitate the creatures and set them free into the wild.
Hello, isn't this already being done by the people that run Seaworld, and what about the money that it takes to run the park daily..... Not only does A-B support them monetarily but you tourist dollars do the same.

What about the animals that have been wounded and cannot live in the wild...... Let them be fodder. Survival of the fittest. Maybe we can enclose childrens beach and make it an inescapable sanctuary..... Just and Idea

Where's the money going to come from PETA....... Oh I know, You can ask the Federal Goverment to bail your stupid ass out like all the Banks and Mortgage houses and have the TAX PAYERS pay for your stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Barack Hussein Obama taps Senator Joe Biden of Delaware to be VP running mate....

Losers always pick losers

Anonymous said...

re, Joe Biden -- scum of the earth

Anonymous said...

Man uses Barbie fishing rod to make record catch

Anonymous said...

Those who claim to Represent Mexican Pride....... here is my reply:

You represent nothing more than a cockroach wetback. You are nothing but a huge pile of brown wetback SHIT. I don't even see how a brown wetback MIGGER turd could have sex and produce those maggot infested thing you call anchor babies.

Nothing but a huge hole filled with cum from probably 20 nasty drunk stinky wetbacks.
You love to pull sex trains don't you cockroach migger women scum?

Go back to your screwed up worthless shit hole of a country and scatter your shit there and leave the USA alone.

Anonymous said...

Someone posted earlier that Obama if elected President would be killed in office and it's sad but i think it might be true. I think Obama is the right guy for the job and at right time in the history of this country. And it would be to bad if a guy was killed for his skin being just a bit darker than the average American.

Anonymous said...

Obama's choice of Joe Biden as VP.......

Dr. Doom says, My analysis ?

Obama hit a home run with his choice of Biden. Absolutely the best choice he could have made. Biden is smart, funny and VERY likable. He will also be able to get away with the down and dirty pit bull kinds of attacks on McCain that would make Obama look bad if he said them....very strong choice for Obama. MUCH better than John Edwards or Joe Lieberman.

McCain had better pick a pit bull of his own who can go toe to toe with Biden everyday......as of right now - advantage Obama

Anonymous said...

dr doom...

he should change his name to dr dipshit

joe biden is a friggin total loser and an out right lying ass liberal...

Obama has signed his political death warrant.
The Obama / Biden ticket will get its ass kick this election.....

Anonymous said...

re: Obama - -


We might as well pack up our stuff and walk away from our homes so the illegals have a place to stay. He just picked Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

Lawsuit Filed in Federal Court Challenging Obama's Citizenship

Obama Crimes

Philip J. Berg, Esq. Files Federal Lawsuit Requesting Obama Be Removed as a Candidate as he does not meet the Qualifications for President
Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:09 administrator For Immediate Release: - 08/21/08

Suit filed 08/21/08, No. 08-cv-4083
Contact information at the end of this press release. Documents filed with the court and a copy of this press release can be downloaded at the end of this press release.

(Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania – 08/21/08) - Philip J. Berg, Esquire, [Berg is a former Deputy Attorney General of Pennsylvania; former candidate for Governor and U.S. Senate in Democratic Primaries; former Chair of the Democratic Party in Montgomery County; former member of Democratic State Committee; an attorney with offices in Montgomery County, PA and an active practice in Philadelphia, PA, filed a lawsuit in Federal Court today, Berg vs. Obama, Civil Action No. 08-cv-4083, seeking a Declaratory Judgment and an Injunction that Obama does not meet the qualifications to be President of the United States. Berg filed this suit for the best interests of the Democratic Party and the citizens of the United States.

Philip J. Berg, Esquire stated in his lawsuit that Senator Obama:

1. Is not a naturalized citizen; and/or

2. Lost his citizenship when he was adopted in Indonesia; and/or

3. Has dual loyalties because of his citizenship with Kenya and Indonesia.

Berg stated: “I filed this action at this time to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated.

There have been numerous questions raised about Obama’s background with no satisfactory answers. The questions that I have addressed include, but are not limited to:

1. Where was Obama born? Hawaii; an island off of Hawaii; Kenya; Canada; or ?

2. Was he a citizen of Kenya, Indonesia and/or Canada?

3. What was the early childhood of Obama in Hawaii; in Kenya; in Indonesia when he was adopted; and later, back to Hawaii?

4. An explanation as to the various names utilized by Obama that include: Barack Hussein Obama; Barry Soetoro; Barry Obama; Barack Dunham; and Barry Dunham.

5. Illinois Bar Application – Obama fails to acknowledge use of names other than Barack Hussein Obama, a blatant lie.

If Obama can prove U.S. citizenship, we still have the issue of muti-citizenship with responsibilities owed to and allegance to other countries.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA`S COLLEGE SWEETHEART


Obama doesnt like to talk about his college days to much. He likes to keep secret the bastard child he had with his white girlfriend. His parents were never legally married. His father was married to two other women at the time he married Baracks mom which makes Barack legally a bastard.I think it must embarrass and upset poor Barack to bring a second generation bastard into the world.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you had pure "bread" dogs? Did you toast them and serve them with jam? Did they come pre sliced or did you have to slice your pure "bread" dogs. You are the dumb cunt. It's "bred" not "bread". Yeah, I am a spell check Nazi. If you ever wonder why other countries are kicking our economic ass, it's because Americans are to lazy and don't have enough pride to get things right. Putting your stupidity on display weakens your argument.

Anonymous said...

Between his vodoo practices in Kenya and his crack smoking college years Obama is not mentally fit to be president.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Illegals,you broke our laws!


Pack it up and go!

Anonymous said...

BARACK OBAMA CRACK SMOKING DRUG ADDICT


Obama is unwilling to talk about his college years. He does admit to experimenting with drugs. What he doesnt like to talk about is the fact that his roomate in college was a major crack dealer who sold crack out of the apartment they shared together. This might explain how Obama supported himself in college.

Anonymous said...

where is my little pocahontas?


AAAHHHH, comeon now, I will give you handsom sons.

lets just do it!!

Anonymous said...

Scientist predict by the year 3030 AD Mexicans will have evolved to the point were they can walk and stand erect like a man. They also predict that the Mexican`s brain will have developed to the point were they can read, write and speak in English.

Anonymous said...

I love mexican woman

They like me to, since back jr high 25 years ago. I have tried to fuck as many of them as I can.
I leave them all with my little present I like to give them. I am trying to get the caucasian back into there blood line.
I support about 17 of my 21 kids.
I would support the rest but they aren't around, their moms have new men. they don't let me around their women any more cause they have heard I can kick their ass, and my cock is fucking huge. Some of the hyenas sneak out for my fat cock...and you bet I give it to them. One hyna had my kid 14 years ago we hooked up about 7 months ago...you guessed it I gave her another little mijo.

Anonymous said...

That Mexican Pussy sure do stink.....

Anonymous said...

at the Dunkin Donut Shop ....

Sales Person -
Q) How would you like your coffee?

Customer -
Black and bitter just like Michelle Obama.

Anonymous said...

Hey, customers dealing with the Pizza delivery guy -

You better be nice with a big tip or ...
he's gonna open up a can of whoop ass on you!

Anonymous said...

Hey, customers dealing with the Pizza delivery guy -

You better be nice with a big tip or ...
he's gonna open up a can of whoop ass on you!

Anonymous said...

Driver hits grizzly bear in latest encounter in Anchorage Alaska...


they think this shit is news -
news would be if the bear ate his ass!

Anonymous said...

Dear Barbie

Now you come back wanting me after all the shit you pulled. I was blind to what you were. You had a beach house in Malibu, a Corvette, a Jeep, hundreds of designer outfits, thousands of shoes, went skiing, surfing, and spent weeks at various spas, all with no visible means of support. Everyone told me I was foolish but when you installed a parking meter on your bed it became clear. You were a whore. I guess now you can literally sell yourself a piece at a time. By the way, your little friend Skipper, yeah, you know the really cute one. Well, she swallows and we are leaving for Vegas tomorrow, her treat! Since Mattel came out with the new "Gigolo Ken" life has gotten real good.

Anonymous said...

Joe Biden the next president of United States

Barack Obama is living prove that smoking crack causes brain damage. All those crack smoking college days finally caught up with Barack when he introduced Joe Biden as the next president of the United States. A crackhead like Obama is not fit to be president, maybe Joe Biden will have to take over when Obama flips out.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ken,
I’m in pieces, why the cold shoulder?

Love Barbie

Anonymous said...

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951

Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899

Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903

Anonymous said...

Seeking Mexican female for companionship

My dog Spot is lonely and horny he needs a mexican bitch to hump. His wiener is twice as large as any mexican male, its a full inch and a half.

Anonymous said...

New Orleans repeating deadly levee blunders, review finds...

It's the 21st century and Eath Dams are long over bad designs and obsolete.
The Army Corps of Engineers is living in 1810 instead of 2019.

Add to the fact these environmental whackos and Animal Rights nuts want their stupid species protected they lobby for earth dams versus concrete and other modern technology.

Anonymous said...

Mexican man wanted

Looking for a hard working Mexican man to do general housework.Must feel comfortable in a mini skirt and high heels.The pay will be twenty dollars a day.After six months of service, a bonus will be awarded.The bonus will be given while you bend down to pick up the scraps our dog left on the kitchen floor.Se halba espanol.

Anonymous said...

Hey Gringos I am a dumb bitch useless Mexican Slut.
I am looking for:

A real hunk of a white boy gringo where I can clean out American toilet bowls with my mouth.

You photo and put them up on the Internet.

Sorry I only speak Spanish....
but you can beat me until I learn to speak English.

Anonymous said...

Mexican Woman Wanted .......

No halba espanol is o.K.
Be advised that sibblings will be required to perform tasks up to, but no more than suicide bombings.

Important - You must be able to produce ten children.

Anonymous said...

An actual ad on craigslist (CL), Phoenix AZ

=================
Old Gringo Woman Wanted:

To babysit for my Mexican kids, must speak Spanish.

Anonymous said...

I suggest that on every second Sunday of each month at noon,all places of worship in the U.S.A should play the chicken dance song on their loudspeakers.What a way to bring the community together.

Anonymous said...

If John McCain's service and "war hero" Vietnam history is such an important qualification for the presidency, why didn't Republicans nominate him for president eight years ago? Why did they nominate George Bush, who used family connections to ensure his Vietnam-era "service" would be all stateside? (And he didn't show up for much of it anyway.) Why did Republicans nominate Dick Cheney for vice-president, who said he had "other priorities" during the time when people like Al Gore and John Kerry were actually in Vietnam? Did Republicans make a mistake eight years ago? Did they nominate the wrong guy back in 2000?

Anonymous said...

My wife is a slut

Anonymous said...

About Barbie......
Stay away from her ken!

I have told you numerous times to stay away from Barbie. If I see you hanging around here in your little van, I will throw my scuba tank through your windshield!

Anonymous said...

Yo Barbie ....

I want you...

Anonymous said...

Oh Barbie, let me show you how to do it long time....

I am the one for you........
Love,
The Bionic Man

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to them Barbie!

I love you Barbie.Think about all the good times we have had together. Do not worry about that Steve Austin guy, his bionics are no longer working.

Anonymous said...

An actual ad on craigslist (CL) M4M board

=========
Wanted .....
Transvestite Mexican to have sex with my dog.
He loves red, so wear a red dress and red high heels.

Anonymous said...

Re: Good Point: Why DID the Republicans choose Bush

Anonymous said...

I am going to be cranky today because a Mexican hard-packed my fudge.

Anonymous said...

LOS ANGELES CA — A Santa Barbara man is charged with advertising on Craigslist for a guide who would help him find children to have sex with in Thailand.

Michael Patrick Mahoney had his bond set at $100,000 Monday in federal court in Los Angeles. He was arrested Saturday by federal agents at Los Angeles International Airport after he boarded a flight for Bangkok. He was carrying children's stuffed animals, Disneyland shirts and chocolates.

The 51-year-old faces up to 30 years in prison if convicted of a child sex tourism charge.

The investigation into Mahoney began last week after immigration officials noticed his ad on the Craigslist Web site.

Officials say an undercover agent posed as a travel guide and sent an e-mail offering to arrange meetings with children

Anonymous said...

i hate mexicans

Anonymous said...

Re mexican man / woman wanted

Yes, Beaners will do all the jobs that gringos wont do.
Beaners (known now as (MIGGERS) love wallowing in shit, they were born in the cesspool called Mexico.

Anonymous said...

oh barbie

u r such a slut

Anonymous said...

I got Barbie pregnant

Anonymous said...

re, barbie

yeah well I got two Mexican Illegal sluts pregnant last month

Anonymous said...

Help wanted: Mexican or PR cleaning girl


Mexican, Cuban, or PR girl needed to lick the dried cum off the floors and seats in a adult movie theater.

Anonymous said...

Q) How to tell the difference between a latina and a pig


A) The pig is the one without the mustache!

Anonymous said...

Why is infidelity a sin?


I know the bible says it's a sin but I wonder why?
I see things differently. I don't see it as me cheating.
I see it as me sharing myself and sexual enjoyment with other people.
I always thought sharing was caring and to give of yourself is the ultimate in giving.
I love men and love to be with them. I also love the one I am married too.
Why should I have to choose?
Maybe you can tell me what you think.

Anonymous said...

Help wanted: Mexican Girl


Mexican girl wanted to star in DONKEY SEX SHOW.

Anonymous said...

Black Female


Why do black men get upset when a White guy dates or marries a Black female?

But its Ok for a black man to date or marry a white girl!

who's the real racist?

Anonymous said...

Hillary Roolz!!!

I’m a Democrat but I voted for Ronald Reagan twice and George Bush three times and I call black people “niggers” and I LOVE Hillary Clinton. Now I’m voting for John McCain.

I hate Joe Biden, he is a senator from Delaware and he is a total liberal worthless loser!

Anonymous said...

When Barack and his crew take over America.....

the NEW revolutionary war will start.

Anonymous said...

Biden and Shoe Polish

Anonymous said...

McCain and Hillary

What is this I hear that John McCain is seriously Considering Hillary Clinton as his running mate--------would make things very interesting

Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson the food spitter racist jealous black

Anonymous said...

george says,

make sure you check your BUSH every morning...
he does...
no telling who may have handled your BUSH when you're not around!

Anonymous said...

If you VOTE for Obama for President, I will suck your cock !!!

Anonymous said...

Donate 100,000 dollars to my husband's campaign and you can fuck me up the ass as much as you want ....


just as George Soros, he's had me several times!

Anonymous said...

When my husband is elected President, we will start WW III

Anonymous said...

Mexican men wanted

Mexican men wanted: Be cum part of our gay community in San Francisco. We will love and protect you from all those mean gringos.

go to the SF CL board where gays rule

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama gives Bill Clinton juicy BJ and swallows in exchange for the Clintons full support...

Anonymous said...

Malaysia has secret agents in USA to help terrorist... being funded through the Malaysian Consulate in NYC....

Anonymous said...

Paco Taco eats turd burrito and pukes on commuter bus full of white people...

more news at six and eleven

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton will announce soon she will run as an independent for president.

Anonymous said...

Cindy McCain rumored to check into psyco ward after the election over.

Anonymous said...

re: Sorry Ken and GI Joe.........


Uh, didn't you know? Steve Austin is, uh, well, mmm, well he's gay, OK? G.I. Joe found out what "special ops" meant when he got ASSigned to work with Austin. Joe said he still can't crap right. However I hear Jamie Summers is "bi"-onic, maybe she can help you out.

Anonymous said...

Hey Barbie

I told your ass that it was just a one night thang! Quit stalking me, crazy beotch!!!

I am married to Jamie Sommers, the Bionic Woman.

She can do thing YOU can't, and she is well,puts the BI in bionic!!!


Give Big foot or He-man a call! Big foot ain't been laid since Carter was President, and He-Man steps out on Teela all the time!

Anonymous said...

Attention you dumb ass CL Posters ...

If I wanted to watch youtube vids, I'd go to the site.

Anonymous said...

RE: Why is Infidality a sin

Hit me up I will show you why it is not a sin. We will both share and give. What more could anyone want.

Money??????????

Anonymous said...

Sorry Ken and GI Joe.........


I am saving for the Six million dollar man (Steve Austin) He can do things to me that you guys just well...can't!

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone order from Domino's in the first place?

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