Dec 1, 2007

Archived Postings for December 2007


Please your stupidity is embarrassing enough but your whining is intolerable.



CLOSED for Posting -Please POST to the Current Month - These are for Read Only ....
The following are archived postings for the Month of December 2007.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

Net Neutrality Means -
No Flagging Ever
No Censorship

Thanks for your support.

86 comments:

The Italain Connection said...

It's that Time of The Month Again:

For Sale -
Hard working, illegal Mexican slave laborers.

We just got a new another shipment in the Bronx.
Same price as before, one penny per pound.
Bring your own closed in truck or van to haul.
cal me for details at ...
1.800.FMEXICO

Bonus Coupon - mention this ad and for every 500 pounds of Mexicans get one free Nigerian Identity Theft stealing nigger.

Anonymous said...

Good morning, haven't posted in awhile.
Got me some T.A.P. today.

Fed Up said...

Man there are a lot of Blogs and Forums on the Net now.
So damn many it is like a traffic jam in LA.
Most are made up of losers, druggies, haters, whiners, and morons.
For Example,,,,,,take the craigslist Phoenix CL RnR Board.......
You got the following do nothing all day posting life sucking idiots:
Bart
Goodfellas
Zoo Mom
Rad Dude
Mesa Witch (now posts as without a handle)
Keep On Trucking
Scottsdale
Mesa
Dragon Slayer
85018
Big John a,k,a, BigJ
The Apache Warrior
West Valley
Miss Yaqui

L@@K,most of these ass wipe losing wannabee scum are posting under numerous monikers, writing style gives it away.
Real Rants and Raves Posters have no place to go for all the bullshit assholes on the Net and craigslist is the worst. Add to the fact that most are gay faggots and only the regulars want to post their stupid TROLL babble, they flag anyone who isn't gay or supports there ideas and weird ass concepts on life.

No Better Than Illegal Mexican Scum said...

re, craigslist

Yes I have seen the Phoenix CL R and R Brd. NYC, Phila, Chicago, San Diego, Denver, LA, and the like are just as bad in my opinion.
In fact if you have the time just check out all these boards today, you will find many of these idiots post to all or many of those boards.

This is your tax payer welfare at work. These fucking morons take drugs or drink all day long and sit around and post to these boards.

CL is for LOSERS said...

Fuck CRAIGSLIST - it is run by a loser, Craig Newmark, a dirty little troll liberal gay bastard from San Francisco...what do you expect ??????
He has his own group post to these boards and has others who FLAG people just to keep the hate going and the Gays in the limelight.
The government should revoke his Non Profit / .ORG status.

Dont Like Dont Go There !!!! said...

re, CL

I couldn't agree more

CL is for frigging Losers.

It is composed of LOSERS.

wish more would post here said...

Well this board may NOT have a lot of posters but it's got one thing going for it......

NO FLAGGING

and, I like that !!!!!!!!!

nuff said...

Hey Deport the Illegals.

Texas the 7th Largest Economy in the World said...

DALLAS COWBOYS ALL THE WAY !!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well Phx CL has INNER
He is a routine posting idiot, but most of his stuff is funny.
That makes him somewhat tolerable.

but you are right the rest of that craigslist board are losers they suck.

anyone who sits around all day post to these forums is sucking up air from the rest of society.

put them troll losers to death.

Just coming over from Phx CL said...

Hey any nap heads need a good beat down today ???

proof mankind should be made extinct said...

Yes I look at several CL Boards -Phx, NYC, Boston
it is true losers one and all but occasionally you get some interesting or funny shit so when bored it makes for a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Remember, al gore is a moroooooooon

Anonymous said...

I might have a CUM fetish problem:

Heres my dilema. I live with my girl friend and another girl in a 2 bedroom apartment. theyre both extremely hot. Im fascinated with seeing people eat my cum. So my girl room mate drinks like 4 cups of coffee every mrning, and she uses that hazelnut creamer shit for it. Every night im not fucking my girl friend, I jack off a huge nut in her creamer. I wake up early every morning just to watch her drink her coffee. one bottle i managed to get 20 loads in in few weeks. I swear by the end she must have been creaming her coffee with straight cum.

sometimes when i get home from work early before my GF or room mate, i go in my room mate's room and get her dirty panties. i get naked and get in her bed and whack off using her panties. I usually cum in the underwear and im not too worried about being messy.

once my girl friend got a soda out of the fridge and set it down right before she got in the shower. While she was showering i busted a nut in her soda and watched her drink it.

my dirty little secret said...

I am gay but.......
when im alone
i put a big vibrating dildo in my butt when i jack off. when i cum i throw my legs over my head and catch the cum in my mouth. or ill cum in a shot glass and do it as a shooter later.

If Other Gutless Politician Would Follow This said...

Illegals in the public school (throw them out!)

Oklahoma is considering enhancing House Bill 1804. It will address the illegals in our education system and challenge The interpretation of the 14th amendment. It is very controversial but has brought to light the discontent of the nation's heartland.

I am so tired of this problem I am packing up and moving to Oklahoma. Arizonans are being walked on and the state does nothing to support the legal citizens. Watch the news and see who are committing the crimes. They broke the law to get here and they continue to be criminals during their stay.

Mr / Mrs USA said...

WEF- Dirty Useless Illegals in Our Public Schools:

Why are my tax dollars paying for the criminals attending the public school system. The 14th amendment was written after the civil war to insure that slaves were granted citizenship---not illegals. The parents of these "anchor babies" are stupid not to realize that they may be deported. Blame the system for the break-up of families? Too bad, take your anchor-kids with you. I had some liberal-minded jackass e-mail me recently about my rant with rampant illegals in the public school system. Let us refresh. 1. When I ask my superiors why my co-workers can't speak ENGLISH, I'm told to seek help elsewhere. 2. I'm treated with disdain and in a rude manner by my non-English speaking co-workers. 3. The school district doesn't offer any help to address the issues that are brought up. We are told to avoid any disagreements, issues, or possible future problems that may arise because of the lack of communication. The non-English speaking parents are arrogant, selfish, and rude. Because I am not bi-lingual, I'm treated as a second-class citizen. Working in a predominately Hispanic school district is a hostile environment, especially when you stick out like a sore thumb. It is a classic case of reverse discrimination. The following comments are for that illegal-loving, liberal parent that e-mailed me lately. First, spout your nonsense on this forum, not my e-mail. Everyone should see what a jackass you are. Second. My parents and I speak fluent French. We were taught at an early age that it's disrespectful to speak another language in front of other AMERICANS. Third. I refuse to help or show respect to people who broke our immigration policy. They are criminals. It is a FEDERAL OFFENSE to help an illegal immigrant. Free dental care, clothes, shoes, breakfast, and lunch, all at taxpayer expense. Even the illegal parents come in to eat and nothing is said. Over 75% of AMERICANS are sick of this s--t, no matter what poll you research. It's just a matter of time.

NYC Reporting said...

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but,
boy, are these funny!
And parents the real truth hurts, now doesn't it ??

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

Anonymous said...

I love mexicans

especially when they are dead!

BY-MR.--W--C--Q-- said...

FUCKING MEJJJJJICANS

IS there anything that you beaners dont fuck up , is there any law you wont

break ,do you have an excuse for having kids that you can not feed, what

is it do you hate kids , dont give a fuck about them .let em wander the

streets with no diapers, snot dripping down crying because they're hungry

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING YOU BUNCH OF IMBECILIC MORONS.

I will and repost and repost everywhere because it pisses you off !!!!

Anonymous said...

you have a cum fetish

And I think it's funny. fuck those bitches. they love cum and they don't even know it.......I love it.

nuff said...

I really hate Mortgage Lenders.

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Another Filthy Lying Piece of Shit said...

WASHINGTON DC - Veterans Affairs Secretary nominee James Peake pledged Wednesday to bring accountability to the embattled VA, saying he will reduce delays in disability pay and improve mental health care for thousands of injured veterans.

Phoenix Arizona said...

Removing them there damn CAT'S

Looking to remove cats from my neighborhood
Any ideas or who to call.
I have heard the coyote’s just love them.

Sincerely CC said...

re, CATS -
Nuclear Power Plant Cat’s need home.
To all,
It’s been awhile since I had any good things to say about cat’s.
Well cat lovers….This is your day… I am starting to get a soft side
Must be the Christmas spirit.
I need some help.
My nephew’s cat had kittens and he was able to give away all but 3 of them. I told him I would help him find homes for the last 3. I can't take one because for I don’t like cats, but if (3) three of you could each take just one it would be such a help and the kittens if they could have a nice home.
Since he lives by the Nuclear Power Plant, I'll go pick them up for you.
I've attached pictures of the last 3 kittens.
Will you help out?

TO: CraigsList Loser Posters said...

I think anyone who spends their day just sitting on their ass arguing with fictional people on craigslist rants and raves are plain retarded. Give me a break, if you're that hard up for an argument go start a bar fight. Let's all flip out and have an anurism over grammar and spelling and people's opinions on politics/religion/abortion/etc.... you'd have to be half illiterate to want to waste your time doing this anyway.

ya ya said...

re re cats
I like to put them in and old blender and feed them to my wart hog.

?????? !!!!!! ?????? said...

re, cats at nuc powr plant

Are these these mutated cats?
Do they have 3-legs and 4-eyes and no tail?
what's the story ?

When Hell Freezes Over Bitch said...

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a man who will accept me and my 5 children, who does not mind me being on welfare, sitting on my lazy ass all day watching soaps and Dr. phil. I want him to to accept all of me! That includes my 200+ pounds, as well as all the bondo I use every morning to make myself look presentable. He should not mind coming over to a dirty house, and should not mind the smell of cat urine and feces from my 7 cats. Oh, and he must know that the term "BBW" is just another word us BIG women use for the word FAT! If you can't give me that santa, please leave a membership to the gym or a treadmill so I can actually work at losing some of this fat I carry around all day. Maybe then I can find the man of my dreams, and finally be able to be honest!

P.S. Sorry I ate all the cookies I left for you!

Not Everything Is Bad said...

I hear the 19-year-old mall shooter in Omaha killed a Realtor, that is a good thing ... about one million more of those slimes left in America.

Anonymous said...

Hey check out this NEW Blog - Very Funny

Banned Toys

http://www.bannedtoys.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

At least this Blog isn't like CL full of gay faggot retards.

U Know Who U R said...

flu and cold season - the dirty people:

F-U you to the people who are sick.
With no manners.
Oh I love when you cough on me.
And then try to touch me.
Is it that hard for you to stay home?
Away from us innocent people that you infect?

I've been sick two weeks.
Thank you so much for making me miserable.
I'd rather be at work.
Where do I send you the bill for my lost wages?

Have a merry fucking holiday assholes.
I hope you get hit with flying infected phlegm.

never forget these wise words said...

YOU CAN CHROME PLATE A TURD BUT WHEN YOU BREAK IT OPEN IT STILL STINKS

Anonymous said...

Got me some this morning, how about you?

I detected no accent what-so-ever said...

I was exiting the neighborhood Circle K, a strange Cambodian woman approached me and began screaming, " OOOOOON NYOOON POOK YANG WAT! OOOOOON NYOOON POOK YANG WAT ! (or something like that, who knows... ?)
Anyway, she was holding a bag of those dried-up shrimps ( you know... the ones that the Mexicans eat), and she was waving it in my face and continuing to yell, "OOOOON NYOOON POOK YANG WAT !
This Mexican dude passes by, looks at me, and shakes his head as if too say that she was some kind of fucking nut or something, but... I knew better, I knew that she was trying to ask me for help.
So... I walk over and asked her, " Poooon yak sun doe may " ? (which I just made-up, and had no idea what it means).
And OMFG! , she smiles and answers back, " nyang sook cho, nyang sook cho " !
And Suddenly...like a bolt of lightning...it hit me, and it became crystal clear to me... just WHAT she was asking for.
So without any further hesitation, I reached over and grabbed the bag of dried-shrimp from her hands, tore-open the bag, and dumped them on top of her head.
She just stared at me (amazed at my comprehensive skills , no doubt !), then she began chanting (what I can only imagine...as some sort of traditional Cambodian-type of thank you , I guess ...?), FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU !
I just smiled, waved, and walked away ( no thanks were needed, really ), content that I helped a fellow human being, no matter... the language barriers.
Those Cambodians are a pretty greatful bunch, too, ...she just kept yelling and yelling as I strode out of site, FUCK YOU... !

I Hate Phoenix CL said...

I noticed someone was complaining about CL Posters (regulars) especially on the Phoenix Board ...
You forgot these useless ass losers, whiners, and fucktards ....

Joe Dirt
KC
B*itch
The Anonymous Realtor Bitch
Whitey
La Raza
Queen Creek
Everywhere
Liberal Elite
Phx / Phoenix
RM
Bored
The Intellectual
The Real World
Anywhere
MizRyot
san diego
AZn8ive
831
S Phoenix
sonic
white-pee
Bobby Bouche
Arimexico

This one says it all said...

COURT SETS ATHEISTS HOLIDAY

Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge! In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to
celebrate..
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, 'Case dismissed!'
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!'
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!'
The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'
The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture , he is a fool, and April 1st is his holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my courtroom!!
Way to go, Judge!
AMEN

Anonymous said...

Some more example of LOSER ignorant daily posters on Craigs List a,k,a, CL rants and raves boards....

just some pathetic examples...........

Flynn- gobbler, makes threats, no intel, talks to him self

azn8ive - Dumb like a rock, no Intel, opinion spewer, fact less, know it all

bobby douche- sucks, no Intel, opinion spewer, fact less, know it all

Big john - Idiot, ignorant, ugly, no Intel

LRWB - worthless on this planet, no need for this type of person, liberal cunt

Alan1 - gutless, pussy, pansy ass, no Intel, like a teenager

Real American - no Intel, idiot, know it all, babbles, dumb like rock

Joe dirt - riaa lover, just a stupid , ignorant piece of shit, no Intel, dickless

RM - another cunt, no Intel, dumb like rock, opinion spewer, worthless shit

Dex here - Imbecile, Ignorant, uneducated retard, know it all, no Intel, dumb

Miss Yaqui - dumb cunt, know it all, ignorant, no Intel, asshole, retarded

The intellectual - young and dumb, NO Intel, idiot, mommas boy, a yes ma'am

white-pee - know it all, ignorant, idiot, fag, dumb fuck, ass hole

tatu girl - dumbest poster on craigslist, a real cunt, ignorant, know it nothing bitch

Hi said...

I'd rather be a CL Regular Poster and a Loser than post here !!

Anonymous said...

This morning's headlines:
Without writers, TV loads up on reality, reruns.

My response....
FIRE Them All
Get anyone to do it.

The Entertainment industry is overpaid.
It is just another RIAA type out of control.

North Houston said...

Snakes

I've got a snake in my pants. I whack it from time to time but it keeps coming back. Any suggestions?

I know I just left myself wide open . . . . .

beaner my baby said...

I am L@@KING for a Mexican gal who wants to have my mixed race anchor baby and liv in the land of the USA.

Must be slim, a petite type between the ages of 19 and 30.
Have great boobs and a tight ass.
Be a real looker......
Can't be married or have any children.
No BBW, no prostitutes, no diseases...
Must be a good cook, love sex, and speak some English.
Must get pregnant with my baby immediately.

Did I mention you must love sex ????

Me, I promise to get that belly big, keep it big for 5 anchor mixed use babies,
Promise to milk them tities and tweak them prego nipples.
Promise to fuck you like there is no tomorrow.

Lets get it on...
Welcome to the real America.

Serious inquiries only.

Blackman Drowning said...

This is a true story:

Some woman passed away and her neighbor called 911.
The 911 operator told the guy that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
The black guy replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there?"

haha! said...

Difference between a Mexican Zoo and a Zoo in America:

On the cage of a Mexican Zoo you will just have the recipe on how to cook it in Spanish.

A zoo in the USA you will have the name of the animal and the scientific name just below it.

White Man Tells Truth said...

An Apology to the Black Race:

To the entire Black race living in America, we, pink complexioned race (better known to you as the White race) that came to these shores from Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Iceland, apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race. We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even though you’ve never told us you appreciate our freeing you.

We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, even though many nations on your home continent still practice it today.

We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined.

We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you previously followed, although you have managed to sneak that religion back into cultic Christianity and our people have accepted it, which is witnessed by their animalistic whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our God as they ought to.

We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of fingers.

We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.

We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the Internet, neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them it’s mostly to bash our race.

We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to work. We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.

We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours. We apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do.

We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts; and the image we’ve placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we truly apologize.

We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work. We apologize for thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from others.

We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makesift type of jobs in our governments and bureaucracies.

We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual labor so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.

We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa. We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you.

We apologize for creating the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank (WB) and U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.

We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities and turn them into high-taxed, crime-ridden cess pools that no civilized human being can live in.

We apologize for creating the term "reverend," which your leaders use to give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself "reverend," much less a Christian

We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race-mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.

We apologize for providing you with warm, custom-made garments instead of the animal skins and leaves that you wore before we arrived. We apologize for providing you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted as you were before we arrived in Africa.

We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and how to sanitize the water you drink to keep you from getting even more dreadful diseases than the rest of your race gets that still lives in Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your foods, which keeps you from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets that still lives on your home continent of Africa.

We apologize for providing you with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes with grass yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in before we arrived, and in which most of your race is still living in in Africa.

We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars and live like kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O.J. Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson and Mike Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World Tyson have done, as well as many others among your race.

We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race-mix with, and if they won’t voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you were eating a piece of fried chicken.

We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house dangerous criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even though you’re only thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an expense of billions of dollars and manpower every year.

We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home continent of Africa, metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use them if you had known they were there, but which you love to puncture and cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way imaginable.

We apologize for those among us who have established charitable organizations, donated billions of dollars and hours of time, and have devoted their entire lives to make life easier and better for your race, although most often to no positive result.

We apologize for all the stupid White ministers whom your race has martyred in Africa where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith that you can’t understand nor do you want to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it with the Voodooistic concepts you have inherited from your forefathers.

We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying machines that you could never have invented but which you use everyday to move about, yet without thinking or appreciating their origins in the least.

We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to maintain the governments which protect and promote you but fight against our own people at every turn.

We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater Woods and Whoopi Thinks-She’s-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, to name only a few.

We apologize for defeating the major part of the communist threat which cost us several trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but whose doctrines you still wish to have implemented on the backs of our race to further torture us and tear us down.

We apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on welfare and food stamps in the last thirty-five years, funds which your race received the majority of, although you are a small minority among us.

We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form of government, a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring nations from slaughtering other members of your race by the hundreds of thousands as they did year in and year out before we arrived, and still do every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.

We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a few words and a couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in our philosophies, our culture, our art, our industry, our collegial nature, and our freedom, even though as soon as you get around them you pervert them.

For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings of Karl Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin, Howard Zinn, Mohammed, the Democratic Party, the Neo-cons in the Republican Party, The Hollywood Liberals, and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed you into believing our race is evil and that you are severely oppressed?

We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our own forefathers died to create, and for which you are helping to destroy, instead of leaving you under the anarchy you lived under before we arrived.

For all these wrongs we’ve carried out against you, we apologize deeply and unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily and immediately take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon you and return you to your home continent, if you so desire.

We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with a nice, little stipend for traveling money, if you’d go and take your race-traitor wives and husbands and Mulatto children with you.

We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim we’ve been, and are still being, so mean to you, we’d like to atone by helping you get back to where you came from.

You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could save ourselves trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our governments and emptying our prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of security guards and police officers around the country off their jobs and put them to more productive use, and we could celebrate our own culture without offending you anymore.

Moreover, we could take the three-point shot and the forty-five second shot clock out of basketball which would return it to a game of plays and strategies, instead of the run and gun show our enemies have tailored especially for you. We could place the "palming penalty" and the "walking penalty" and the "charging penalty" back in to slow the game down to the point that defense and brains matter.

We could place the "bump and run" rule back in football and have referees start calling "offensive pass interference" again, to change the game to one where something more than straight-ahead speed is what matters. The "taunting rule" and the "roughing the quarterback rule" that we had to implement because of you, we could do away with completely, because civility would automatically come back into the game.

The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could go with you, and we won’t offend them anymore either. For after a few generations of mixing with your race they would disappear into the dark tar-mix, which your dominant design-genes make up.

What do say?
Do you accept our apology?
Do we have a deal?
Please let us know, soon!

Recommendation: For absolute clarity and no misunderstandings, your official spokesman, The Rev Al Sharpton or the unofficial spokesman the Rev Jesse Jackson should be a pro-pundit of this apology and speak for all black people everywhere.

Manhattan Uptight Call Girl said...

Hi,
I am a Wall Street Sex Toy.
I have a question - How do i get rid of crabs?

downtown nyc said...

re, Wall Street Sex Toy -
Getting rid of the Crabs,
Shave off half of your pubic hair.
Set the remaining hair on fire with kerosene.
When they crawl out of the fire, stab them with an ice pick.

Lenny Kravitz Ville said...

American Woman stay away from MEEEE

In America marriage is a contract which favors women. It's designed to punish men until they divorce, then punish him some more after the divorce is final. Change is in the air BITCHES and your daughters are going to pay the price of these nonsense policies and laws, which are emasculating the men of this nation. In a generation or two 60-80% of all American women will be unmarried and unable to find "suitable" spouses. We men are growing sick and tired of your bullshit. Go be with someone else you greedy ass self-centered American Bitch.

Take your feminism and shove it up your asscrack!

In Chinatown, NYC said...

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ....... therapy
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much

The Idiot is destroying America said...

Bush to veto kids health insurance bill

Stop Your Bitching said...

Perverted - Disgusting Old Men:

Look ladies you know you love it, you like us too look.
It is like window shopping at Neiman Marcus we are just checking out your fine stuff. Doesn't mean we want it. We just enjoy the scenery. If you don't want us to look dress like an Arab and cover your stuff up.

Anonymous said...

Re; Perverterd/disgusting old man

Since I am still fairly young, but a dirty old man in training, if it makes you feel any better, when I see you shopping for groceries in your jeans and shirt, I go home a spank it to your image....oh yeah and I add a few midgets and toys to spice things up.

BTW, "aloud" should be spelled "allowed" so when your unedumacated ass needs money to pay rent, my wanting to hire a young secretary who swallows will gladly accept your application....that is unless you like to moan "aloud". Then the interview will take place at the motel 8.

Old, rich and perverted beats out young, broke and quick any day of the week.

HEARING TEST FOR HUSBANDS said...

Just like a husband !!
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what' s for dinner?"
(I just love this part)
"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!"

Anonymous said...

Morning Sex

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, ' What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

ho,ho,ho said...

Dear Santa,
My one wish for Christmas and these holidays is....

May the Realtor and the Mortgage people involved in my home purchase, which I lost, all die real soon along with their families....because such shits should not be allowed to breed.

Long Island NYC said...

My secret

I have always wanted to take a girl out and get her sloppy, almost fall down drunk and then take her to a hotel and bang the absolute crap out of her, do really really nasty things with and to her.

Are there any women interested in such a night with a seemingly normal, clean cut, good guy?

A Phoenix Realtor said...

re, dear santa
Maybe you shouldn't have bought a home where you would have to live paycheck to paycheck. Next time hold out until a few more brain cells grow back.

from NYC, re-posted said...

Here’s the short version of the nationally acclaimed so-called Apology to all Blacks:

We apologize for our great grandparents who fought in the Civil War and set your asses free. You have hated the white people ever since.
Obviously freedom Is a word you can’t understand or in some way can’t deal with.
Freedom does not mean we owe your ass anything but an opportunity to survive and fend for yourself, the same thing any other race in America gets including whites.

In other words there are no friggin handouts, not anymore, now get off drugs, out f gangs, stop whining like a little bitch, stay out of trouble, stay in schools and get a friggin job.

If your unhappy with this call that idiot official spokesman of yours, The Rev Al Sharpton because the rest of us aren’t listening anymore!

Try and flag this you New York flagger piece of shit.

a horny white american dude said...

I am L@@KING for a young Muslim woman who wants to have my mixed race baby and live here in the land of the USA.

Must be slim, a petite type between the ages of 19 and 25.
Have great boobs and a round tight firm ass.
Be a real looker......
Can't be married or have any children.
No BBW, no prostitutes, no diseases (past or present)...
Must be a good cook, love sex, and speak some English.
Willing to denounce Islam and just go with the flow, no organized religion of any kind.
Must get pregnant with my baby immediately.
Did I mention you must love sex ????
Me, I promise to get that belly big, keep it big for 5 mixed use babies,
Promise to milk them tities and tweak them prego nipples.
Promise to fuck you like there is no tomorrow.
Lets get it on...
Welcome to the real America.
Serious inquiries only.
Respond here......

2 all the know it all's said...

I want you to pull my finger ...

and

smell my farts !!

ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

re, looking for a Muslim Woman....

can i get in on this ???

Circumcised said...

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say - a reminder that adult words are often taken literally .... ..

"Circumcised" (this!) is priceless

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick
it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Get It Down Sheriff said...

This is in response to so much hate on the Phoenix CL RnR Board:

Funny how this works ...

the only ones that say Arpaio is a criminal and that they are abused in jail are the criminals...I'm a law abiding citizen, and have never had to go to jail, or even got a traffic ticket...guess I'm not so special, I just live life by the rules....it really isn't that hard.

Sheriff Joe has a job to do....and if you don't wanna see his prison, then guess what...follow the rules...

He's doing the job WE good citizens elected him to do, and he's doing a damn good job at that....I would vote for him again and again and again..he's the only one that has the balls to uphold the laws....

GOD BLESS SHERIFF JOE....the toughest sheriff in America.

nuff said...

I farted

Temp Employment said...

I Need Three Midgets

With flat heads, in wheel-chairs, to act as rolling appetizer-trays, for Christmas Eve Fund-Raising Party.
Must not be allergic to peanuts, must be able to carry a conversation, be computer efficient (in Turbo Tax), and not had any siblings who died of gun-shot wounds during the last three years.
If this sounds like you, please fax your resume to...

Thank you.
Dollar-a-Day Employment Solutions and Staffing Co.

Tell your friends to be careful. said...

Scam Alert: Home Depot and Lowe's:

A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot or Lowe's customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls in Santa hats come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'
and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 21st,24th, twice on the 26th, three times yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

Anonymous said...

Dear Santa,

Please bring me an authentic Voo Doo Doll......I want 2 put a super whammy hex of death on my asshole mortgage broker!

Brad in Ohio said...

Love it.....

Can you get Santa to bring me an extra large VooDoo DOLL for my ass clown fuctard do nothing low life shitbag REALTOR ????

my dad says so said...

realtors eat doggie turds

Buzzy in San Diego said...

was I wrong?

I went out on a date with this chick last weekend, nice dinner at Alberto's then we went back to my place had a few beers and started to watch a movie on the couch,(the exorcist), and like mid way through when Megan peed on the carpet I turned to my date and said "take your panties off", she slapped me grabbed her shit and left? I haven't heard from here since.
What the hell? I don't understand women.

my muffy said...

dear mr. and mrs amazon recently fired and pissed off persons........


quit spanking your monkey and get out there and take a job from a stinking messican.....rake a lawn, skin dive for roto rooter, flip a booger, be a turd scooper at the zoo, you have a lot to look forward to...don't let it get ya down..cruise on over to jo-jo and leroy's drive thru crackhouse and see the boy's...you will feel better real quick and show those hosers at amazon..
hey the jos are us hotline just called..they need a mopboy at spooge city porno house

A Friend in Phoenix said...

More about the idiots that post on ctaigslist rants and raves board in Phenix Arizona:
=====
Wii-Gifts for Wii-Tards

For Mikester - " The Circle-Jerk Wii " game

For Bart - " The Idiotarod Sled-Dog Race Wii " game

For Rad Dude - " The Short-Bus Spelling " game

For Wookie - " Gen. Patton's Easy-Baked Infantry " game

For Joan of Ark - " The Wii-Gee Board " game

For Zoo Mom - " The Prodigal Husband's Nip and Tuck " game

For Painter Lady " The Chilis Menu-Ordering by Numbers " game

For The Intellectual - " The Electronic Dart-Board Quotes " game

For the Lesbians - " The One-Stop-Shop Happy Homo People's Carpet-Laying " game

For The Politcal Posters - " The Twelve Angry Men...and a Lesbian " game

For The Anti-Illegal Posters - " The Mario Bros. Bricks & Morter " game

For the Pro Illegal - " The Shutes and Ladders " game

For the Animal Lovers - The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Baby-Seals Clubs " game

For 4 Random Pics - " The Papparazzi " game

For KC - " The Vanity Fair " game

For Ronnie Smiff (smith) - " The Tent City Assholes-to-Belly-Buttons " game

and last but not least, for all the other CL R&R Posters...

" The Craigslist Wii-We-Wee-The-People Opinion Poll " game.

You're Welcome.
Your Fren,
Milton Bradley

Anonymous said...

Things to think about

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Scary thing is...actually, the department of agriculture is in charge of immigration. Follow the money.

Anonymous said...

Food Prices

I have been investing a portion of my food budget in cat food, thus drawing neighborhood cats to my home. If things get bad, at least I'll have fresh meat delivering itself to my door each day!

The Ugly Dragon said...

Signs You're At A Bad New Years Eve Party

1. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed

2. The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones

3. There's a "Happy 2007" sticker on the packet of shrimp you've been eating all night

4. It's January 6th

5. Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm

6. The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000

7. At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop

8. You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom

9. The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer

In New York said...

why do black people . . .?

... act like niggers ?

The Middle Class said...

Mexicans, Blacks, and Corporate Greed are the root of all evil in America .............

another of many cat haters said...

Humans vs. cat

cats suck...i am still pissed i missed hitting that one on the road AGAIN this morning...hopefully when it gets colder one will be asleep on my truck engine and i'll get him before i get out of the driveway and he has a chance to escape again

dammit

now DOGS however..are the most purrfect creature ever invented!

In Scottsdale Arizona said...

I was looking out my window and saw my neighbor, a realtor, sniffing her dog's poop.

WTF..............???????

The Gold Digger said...

The Things I Like About You Most:

Your small penis….You give the word miniature a new meaning. You must have been Asian in another life. Big muscle bound dude with a mini dick. Stop lifting those fucking weights its making your penis withdraw back into your stomach like a turtle into its shell.

Your bad breath…..They can’t breath mints strong enough to conquer that smell of hot shit omitting from your mouth. You really should refill your water bottle you carry everywhere with Listerine and drink that during the day.

Your clothes……One word for the way you dress RIDICULOUSLY HIDEOUS…ok that was two words

Your stimulating conversation….It was more exciting talking to the mortician about my grandmother’s funeral arrangements, need I say more.

Your body…..I’m not being romantic with all those candles I just don’t want to see you in the bright light. Lots of alcohol helps too.

Your laugh….Please don’t open your mouth, hear comes that breath again!

Your touch….Nothing like calluses on a guy's hands to exfoliate a girl’s body. I am so lucky I don’t have to buy body scrubs ever again!

Your fat paychecks twice a month make all of your flaws tolerable. One would not return a free Bentley just because it had a small dent in the fender would one? You’re a keeper sweetie. Happy New Year!

from the gang in new york said...

Black Xmas Day:
Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the slum,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a bum.

The children had braided their cornrows with care,

In the hope that Saint Sharpton would soon be there.

The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace;

The protesters protested: "Fuck the police!"

The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds,

While visions of rioters danced in their heads.

In a crack house some pipeheads were lighting a rock,

When all of a sudden there arose a loud knock.

And what to their wondering eyes did appear,

But New York's Finest, in full riot gear!

Boards fell from the window and crashed to the floor,

One landed in front of a twelve-year old whore.

The cops went to work with their nightsticks in hand,

Swinging at skulls as the Africans ran.

A beating ensued as they tried to escape,

But nobody got it on videotape.

A greeting was heard as they managed to flee:

"Merry Christmas, you Fucks, from the NYPD.
Happy Holidays

Anonymous said...

Thank God People Are Finally Waking Up!!!

It's very clear to me that the LEGAL citizens of this country have finally awoke to the harsh reality of our present circumstances regarding the invasion of illegals over our southern border. I have been fed up for years and foresaw a bleak scenario in which we are now in. I think one of the main reasons that it's the hispanic illegals who are getting all of the attention is the plain fact that they hate the people in their host country, they will not assimulate into our culture and a very large percentage comparitively are criminals who even mexico does not want.

Unfortunately, the bleeding heart open border idiots have had a lot of influence on our spineless cowards at the local, state and federal level. You see, the democrats see the illegals as free votes and the republicans see them as cheap labor. With the rise in anti-immigration demonstrations that have been occurring of late, that is a refreshing sign that the sleeping giant is stirring. In closing, it's not about racism, it's about maintaining this country's sovereignty. In posting this on the rant's page, 90% of the bitching is pretty racist but I feel that this frustration and anger is a clear sign that if our inept government continues it's policies of non-action, there will be a civil war in this country and guess who would win?

Anonymous said...

French

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, “Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?”
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.”

You could have heard a pin drop!

white man speaking out said...

I wasn't a biggot until I got niggers, spics and other "minorities" crammed down my throat by the Govt. Also other contributing factors,
a)Affirmative Action
b)Pulling the "Race Card"
c)Minority Enterprise in Govt. contracts