tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post2927539250345872560..comments2023-10-21T08:48:38.864-07:00Comments on Alternate 4 CraigsList: Archived Postings for December 2007The Blog Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05505790068066422282noreply@blogger.comBlogger86125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-5488591386450585162007-12-31T12:33:00.000-08:002007-12-31T12:33:00.000-08:00I wasn't a biggot until I got niggers, spics and o...I wasn't a biggot until I got niggers, spics and other "minorities" crammed down my throat by the Govt. Also other contributing factors,<BR/>a)Affirmative Action<BR/>b)Pulling the "Race Card"<BR/>c)Minority Enterprise in Govt. contractsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-49438021214411998062007-12-30T15:33:00.000-08:002007-12-30T15:33:00.000-08:00FrenchA U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval co...French<BR/><BR/>A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, “Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?”<BR/>Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, “Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.”<BR/><BR/>You could have heard a pin drop!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-75700173100892236732007-12-30T06:11:00.000-08:002007-12-30T06:11:00.000-08:00Thank God People Are Finally Waking Up!!!It's very...Thank God People Are Finally Waking Up!!!<BR/><BR/>It's very clear to me that the LEGAL citizens of this country have finally awoke to the harsh reality of our present circumstances regarding the invasion of illegals over our southern border. I have been fed up for years and foresaw a bleak scenario in which we are now in. I think one of the main reasons that it's the hispanic illegals who are getting all of the attention is the plain fact that they hate the people in their host country, they will not assimulate into our culture and a very large percentage comparitively are criminals who even mexico does not want.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, the bleeding heart open border idiots have had a lot of influence on our spineless cowards at the local, state and federal level. You see, the democrats see the illegals as free votes and the republicans see them as cheap labor. With the rise in anti-immigration demonstrations that have been occurring of late, that is a refreshing sign that the sleeping giant is stirring. In closing, it's not about racism, it's about maintaining this country's sovereignty. In posting this on the rant's page, 90% of the bitching is pretty racist but I feel that this frustration and anger is a clear sign that if our inept government continues it's policies of non-action, there will be a civil war in this country and guess who would win?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-25142800914218087012007-12-29T18:22:00.000-08:002007-12-29T18:22:00.000-08:00Black Xmas Day:Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and ...Black Xmas Day:<BR/>Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the slum,<BR/><BR/>Not a creature was stirring, not even a bum.<BR/><BR/>The children had braided their cornrows with care,<BR/><BR/>In the hope that Saint Sharpton would soon be there.<BR/><BR/>The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace;<BR/><BR/>The protesters protested: "Fuck the police!"<BR/><BR/>The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds,<BR/><BR/>While visions of rioters danced in their heads.<BR/><BR/>In a crack house some pipeheads were lighting a rock,<BR/><BR/>When all of a sudden there arose a loud knock.<BR/><BR/>And what to their wondering eyes did appear,<BR/><BR/>But New York's Finest, in full riot gear!<BR/><BR/>Boards fell from the window and crashed to the floor,<BR/><BR/>One landed in front of a twelve-year old whore.<BR/><BR/>The cops went to work with their nightsticks in hand,<BR/><BR/>Swinging at skulls as the Africans ran.<BR/><BR/>A beating ensued as they tried to escape,<BR/><BR/>But nobody got it on videotape.<BR/><BR/>A greeting was heard as they managed to flee:<BR/><BR/>"Merry Christmas, you Fucks, from the NYPD.<BR/>Happy HolidaysAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-89167960155608386022007-12-29T06:07:00.000-08:002007-12-29T06:07:00.000-08:00The Things I Like About You Most:Your small penis…...The Things I Like About You Most:<BR/><BR/>Your small penis….You give the word miniature a new meaning. You must have been Asian in another life. Big muscle bound dude with a mini dick. Stop lifting those fucking weights its making your penis withdraw back into your stomach like a turtle into its shell.<BR/><BR/>Your bad breath…..They can’t breath mints strong enough to conquer that smell of hot shit omitting from your mouth. You really should refill your water bottle you carry everywhere with Listerine and drink that during the day.<BR/><BR/>Your clothes……One word for the way you dress RIDICULOUSLY HIDEOUS…ok that was two words<BR/><BR/>Your stimulating conversation….It was more exciting talking to the mortician about my grandmother’s funeral arrangements, need I say more.<BR/><BR/>Your body…..I’m not being romantic with all those candles I just don’t want to see you in the bright light. Lots of alcohol helps too.<BR/><BR/>Your laugh….Please don’t open your mouth, hear comes that breath again!<BR/><BR/>Your touch….Nothing like calluses on a guy's hands to exfoliate a girl’s body. I am so lucky I don’t have to buy body scrubs ever again!<BR/><BR/>Your fat paychecks twice a month make all of your flaws tolerable. One would not return a free Bentley just because it had a small dent in the fender would one? You’re a keeper sweetie. Happy New Year!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-16636629839465168032007-12-28T18:23:00.000-08:002007-12-28T18:23:00.000-08:00I was looking out my window and saw my neighbor, a...I was looking out my window and saw my neighbor, a realtor, sniffing her dog's poop.<BR/><BR/>WTF..............???????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-91604445857471982302007-12-28T18:16:00.000-08:002007-12-28T18:16:00.000-08:00Humans vs. catcats suck...i am still pissed i miss...Humans vs. cat<BR/><BR/>cats suck...i am still pissed i missed hitting that one on the road AGAIN this morning...hopefully when it gets colder one will be asleep on my truck engine and i'll get him before i get out of the driveway and he has a chance to escape again<BR/><BR/>dammit<BR/><BR/>now DOGS however..are the most purrfect creature ever invented!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-82081157216422641562007-12-28T18:09:00.000-08:002007-12-28T18:09:00.000-08:00Mexicans, Blacks, and Corporate Greed are the root...Mexicans, Blacks, and Corporate Greed are the root of all evil in America .............Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-91044543472994996572007-12-28T18:07:00.001-08:002007-12-28T18:07:00.001-08:00why do black people . . .?... act like niggers ?why do black people . . .?<BR/><BR/>... act like niggers ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-15822847732190437232007-12-28T18:07:00.000-08:002007-12-28T18:07:00.000-08:00Signs You're At A Bad New Years Eve Party1. To giv...Signs You're At A Bad New Years Eve Party<BR/><BR/>1. To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed<BR/><BR/>2. The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones<BR/><BR/>3. There's a "Happy 2007" sticker on the packet of shrimp you've been eating all night<BR/><BR/>4. It's January 6th<BR/><BR/>5. Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm<BR/><BR/>6. The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000<BR/><BR/>7. At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop<BR/><BR/>8. You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom<BR/><BR/>9. The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka SeltzerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-78157635970520374272007-12-28T18:05:00.000-08:002007-12-28T18:05:00.000-08:00Food PricesI have been investing a portion of my f...Food Prices<BR/><BR/>I have been investing a portion of my food budget in cat food, thus drawing neighborhood cats to my home. If things get bad, at least I'll have fresh meat delivering itself to my door each day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-33214033788507621492007-12-27T19:20:00.000-08:002007-12-27T19:20:00.000-08:00Things to think aboutAND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR ...Things to think about<BR/><BR/>AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:<BR/>We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.<BR/><BR/>Scary thing is...actually, the department of agriculture is in charge of immigration. Follow the money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-91314044650580842822007-12-27T19:14:00.000-08:002007-12-27T19:14:00.000-08:00More about the idiots that post on ctaigslist rant...More about the idiots that post on ctaigslist rants and raves board in Phenix Arizona:<BR/>=====<BR/>Wii-Gifts for Wii-Tards<BR/><BR/>For Mikester - " The Circle-Jerk Wii " game<BR/><BR/>For Bart - " The Idiotarod Sled-Dog Race Wii " game<BR/><BR/>For Rad Dude - " The Short-Bus Spelling " game<BR/><BR/>For Wookie - " Gen. Patton's Easy-Baked Infantry " game<BR/><BR/>For Joan of Ark - " The Wii-Gee Board " game<BR/><BR/>For Zoo Mom - " The Prodigal Husband's Nip and Tuck " game<BR/><BR/>For Painter Lady " The Chilis Menu-Ordering by Numbers " game<BR/><BR/>For The Intellectual - " The Electronic Dart-Board Quotes " game<BR/><BR/>For the Lesbians - " The One-Stop-Shop Happy Homo People's Carpet-Laying " game<BR/><BR/>For The Politcal Posters - " The Twelve Angry Men...and a Lesbian " game<BR/><BR/>For The Anti-Illegal Posters - " The Mario Bros. Bricks & Morter " game<BR/><BR/>For the Pro Illegal - " The Shutes and Ladders " game<BR/><BR/>For the Animal Lovers - The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Baby-Seals Clubs " game<BR/><BR/>For 4 Random Pics - " The Papparazzi " game<BR/><BR/>For KC - " The Vanity Fair " game<BR/><BR/>For Ronnie Smiff (smith) - " The Tent City Assholes-to-Belly-Buttons " game<BR/><BR/>and last but not least, for all the other CL R&R Posters...<BR/><BR/>" The Craigslist Wii-We-Wee-The-People Opinion Poll " game.<BR/><BR/>You're Welcome.<BR/>Your Fren,<BR/>Milton BradleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-77735499002308189542007-12-26T11:32:00.000-08:002007-12-26T11:32:00.000-08:00dear mr. and mrs amazon recently fired and pissed ...dear mr. and mrs amazon recently fired and pissed off persons........<BR/><BR/><BR/>quit spanking your monkey and get out there and take a job from a stinking messican.....rake a lawn, skin dive for roto rooter, flip a booger, be a turd scooper at the zoo, you have a lot to look forward to...don't let it get ya down..cruise on over to jo-jo and leroy's drive thru crackhouse and see the boy's...you will feel better real quick and show those hosers at amazon..<BR/>hey the jos are us hotline just called..they need a mopboy at spooge city porno houseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-28956350042426420872007-12-26T09:44:00.000-08:002007-12-26T09:44:00.000-08:00was I wrong?I went out on a date with this chick l...was I wrong?<BR/><BR/>I went out on a date with this chick last weekend, nice dinner at Alberto's then we went back to my place had a few beers and started to watch a movie on the couch,(the exorcist), and like mid way through when Megan peed on the carpet I turned to my date and said "take your panties off", she slapped me grabbed her shit and left? I haven't heard from here since.<BR/>What the hell? I don't understand women.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-12674632760654190382007-12-19T10:20:00.000-08:002007-12-19T10:20:00.000-08:00realtors eat doggie turdsrealtors eat doggie turdsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-82183259166067852442007-12-19T08:15:00.000-08:002007-12-19T08:15:00.000-08:00Love it.....Can you get Santa to bring me an extra...Love it.....<BR/><BR/>Can you get Santa to bring me an extra large VooDoo DOLL for my ass clown fuctard do nothing low life shitbag REALTOR ????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-77301692255280387332007-12-19T07:38:00.000-08:002007-12-19T07:38:00.000-08:00Dear Santa,Please bring me an authentic Voo Doo Do...Dear Santa,<BR/><BR/>Please bring me an authentic Voo Doo Doll......I want 2 put a super whammy hex of death on my asshole mortgage broker!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-68788117449234479972007-12-19T04:48:00.000-08:002007-12-19T04:48:00.000-08:00Scam Alert: Home Depot and Lowe's:A 'Heads Up' for...Scam Alert: Home Depot and Lowe's:<BR/><BR/>A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot or Lowe's customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever<BR/>scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.<BR/><BR/>Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls in Santa hats come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They<BR/>both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No'<BR/>and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.<BR/><BR/>You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.<BR/>I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 21st,24th, twice on the 26th, three times yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-74183267971733017242007-12-17T09:51:00.000-08:002007-12-17T09:51:00.000-08:00I Need Three MidgetsWith flat heads, in wheel-chai...I Need Three Midgets<BR/><BR/>With flat heads, in wheel-chairs, to act as rolling appetizer-trays, for Christmas Eve Fund-Raising Party.<BR/>Must not be allergic to peanuts, must be able to carry a conversation, be computer efficient (in Turbo Tax), and not had any siblings who died of gun-shot wounds during the last three years.<BR/>If this sounds like you, please fax your resume to...<BR/><BR/>Thank you.<BR/>Dollar-a-Day Employment Solutions and Staffing Co.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-72302101511464076412007-12-14T10:15:00.000-08:002007-12-14T10:15:00.000-08:00I fartedI fartedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-73635898367137532682007-12-14T10:08:00.000-08:002007-12-14T10:08:00.000-08:00This is in response to so much hate on the Phoenix...This is in response to so much hate on the Phoenix CL RnR Board:<BR/><BR/>Funny how this works ...<BR/><BR/>the only ones that say Arpaio is a criminal and that they are abused in jail are the criminals...I'm a law abiding citizen, and have never had to go to jail, or even got a traffic ticket...guess I'm not so special, I just live life by the rules....it really isn't that hard.<BR/><BR/>Sheriff Joe has a job to do....and if you don't wanna see his prison, then guess what...follow the rules...<BR/><BR/>He's doing the job WE good citizens elected him to do, and he's doing a damn good job at that....I would vote for him again and again and again..he's the only one that has the balls to uphold the laws....<BR/><BR/>GOD BLESS SHERIFF JOE....the toughest sheriff in America.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-90440490804665322902007-12-14T10:03:00.000-08:002007-12-14T10:03:00.000-08:00For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons,...For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say - a reminder that adult words are often taken literally .... ..<BR/><BR/>"Circumcised" (this!) is priceless<BR/><BR/>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.<BR/>She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.<BR/>The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.<BR/>Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.<BR/>"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.<BR/>"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick<BR/>it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-10238142685450939862007-12-14T09:53:00.000-08:002007-12-14T09:53:00.000-08:00re, looking for a Muslim Woman....can i get in on ...re, looking for a Muslim Woman....<BR/><BR/>can i get in on this ???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-57394066610922092442007-12-14T09:52:00.000-08:002007-12-14T09:52:00.000-08:00I want you to pull my finger ...andsmell my farts ...I want you to pull my finger ...<BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>smell my farts !!<BR/><BR/>ha ha haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com