Jan 1, 2008

Archived Postings for January 2008


LOL - Idiots post to craigslist or other forums - this Blog is for the intelligent minded only !!


CLOSED for Posting - Please POST to the Current Month - These are for Read Only ....
The following are archived postings for the Month of January 2008.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

Net Neutrality Means -
No Flagging Ever
No Censorship

Thanks for your support.

163 comments:

Anonymous said...

Late Happy New Years

Anonymous said...

Need Some Beaner Pussy?

Now that illegals won't be working much in AZ these days, who'se going to take care of their wives and girlfriends, while they all move to lost wages for work?

Check out the personals, folks, every fucking bean-bag ho is looking for a new man, now!

Ever fuck a beaner-bitch? Once they start sweating, they smell like tacos!

Have fun folks.

2008 will be the year that America falls. Why? Because the American people are all a bunch of pussies who aren't willing to protect their own way of life.

We deserve what we get. Don't forget to stop on the corner this morning and bring a couple beaners home for lunch. Afterall, nobody else will hire them now, except for you!

Rot in hell, you bastards!

PLEASE HELP ME FORM A WHITE SUPREMIST GROUP! said...

Sorry, folks, I only made that title to catch your attention. White supremist groups are illegal, and will cause the FBI to come to your home, and to shoot your wife and baby, while the baby is sucking on your wife's tit, while sitting ina rocking chair, and then torch your house to hide the crime, and I wouldn't want that to happen, because it would ruin your day.

BUT

Here's something to think about.

You go to the Secretary of State's office in Phoenix (that is the state, not the feds), and you get a copy of the corporate listing for the National Association of the Advancement of Colored People. You get all of their rules, regulations, code of conduct, constitution and by-laws, etc., etc.

Then, you go home and scan all documents into your computer's word processing program. You hit the search-and-replace button, telling your computer to replace ever "colored" word with a "white" word.

Print it out and bring it back to the Secretary of State, and tell them that you want to form a corporation, and here are copies of the constitution and by laws, and other information that reads, "National Association for the Advancement of White People."

Do it at 8am, so you can have lunch at the county jail.

Guarenteed you'll be arrested and preosecuted as a white supremist.

Afterall, who the fuck do we white people think we are, anyway, huh?

in minneapolis said...

RAVE - Goth girls are the BEST lays you could ever find. They're into kinky shit like bondage, candle wax and video taping. Trust me, hook up with a goth girl and you'll never regret it!

and they want 2 be president said...

Important - What Politicians Are Saying:

On occasion I will watch the evening news.
So last night I watched Lou Dobbs, this is what major political contenders are saying.....

1) Hillary Clinton in a speech in Iowa said - Lou Dobbs is full of hot air, illegal immigrants are not a problem in America.

2) Barack Obama said - That Lou Dobbs is a reactionary and uses scare tactics causing race division in America. We need to understand the plight of the Mexican immigrant.

3) Michale Bloomberg, Mayor of NYC and potential 3rd party independent candidate said - Lou Dobbs is a sadly misinformed individual, no one should pat attention to his ramblings. America is strong. His concerns about exporting American Jobs overseas is greatly exaggerated.

Anonymous said...

wow seems people are losing interest in this rant and rave blog

that's a real shame

white on black, NYC said...

had my first black putang last night.
She gives great BJs.
Pussy sex was Ok but I've had better.
Good experience though....

Anonymous said...

New W4M posting definitions

Christian woman = I have a man haircut and I won't give head
Outgoing = Flirts with every swinging dick in the vicinity
Looking for a man to spoil me = Gold digging whore
Tomboy = Can't fit into anything other than jean overalls
Independent = No one will put up with me so I have to buy my own stuff
Close to Family = My sisters and I will gossip every day
Glass half full kind of person = I'm fucking miserable
Attractive = (Sorry, no one knows what this actually means)
Not Barbie = If you want a fit and healthy woman, you're a shallow asshole
Artsy = Hairly legs and you'll have to put up my gay best friend Antoine
Liberal = Hairly legs and you'll have to put up my gay best friend Antoine
Won't date a Republican = I prefer my men to be already castrated
Must love dogs = I have three spoiled yappers and they are in charge
Wants a best friend = Plan on giving up any male friends you might have
No baggage = Men I've dated have changed their numbers and moved out of State
Passionate = ...about shoes
Where are the real men? = Where are the men who will overlook that I'm huge?

Curvy, BBW, A real woman, Average, H/W proportionate, Working on it, A few extra pounds, Athletic, Curves in the right places, Full figured, Pleasingly plump, Happy in my own skin, All woman, Rubenesque, Shapely, etc., etc. = No explanation needed

President Ronald Reagan once said...

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Spanky in AZ said...

The first question cops should ask is "do you post on craig's list ??"
And if you answer yes, you get the boot behind the neck for being retarded...
You have to be a pre-pubescent lick stick to keep posting all this ragged ass shit, about the police......
I bet you scream the loudest when yer toy's get ripped off......what a jerk .....go home with all that police bashing shit.

Go Pack It In You Old Crone! said...

Hillary Clinton has proven she is the lying cry baby bitch that most of us have known she was all along.

Something Something Ahmadennijad said...

My Construction Rip-off story

I hired these guys to build me a nuclear-powered generating plant, in my own backyard, and now the U.S. Government is trying to shut me down.

Today's - Question is said...

If there is still anyone viewing / posting here, I have a question:

What would you do if your son was accused of rape?

Anonymous said...

RE: Today's Question ......

I would stop having sex with him....intermediately!

Anonymous said...

Re Today's Question

Spank his butt

Anonymous said...

Re Today's Question

Hire him a good lawyer you idiots

Anonymous said...

re, today's - question

Get pictures of the bitch and put them up on every website and blog I could find. Show that she is just a slut.

Anonymous said...

re, re, today's question

I agree, make her out as she came on to him, it was all her fault.

Anonymous said...

re;re;re; todays question

Hire a private detective, tear her life apart, her family's as well.

Anonymous said...

re-todays question

Find every guy she's every sleep with.
Have them in court.
If necessary, have them sit right behind her during the trial.

If there aren't any, hire 20.

Anonymous said...

re, re, re, re....todays question

Use intimidation on her and her family, any method necessary, that would prevent my son from going to jail.

Anonymous said...

re, today question
simple the bitch would have to disapear

Anonymous said...

re todays question

pay her off, it would be cheaper than an attorney

Anonymous said...

re, question 4 today

answer - Try to get something on the girl's family, even if it's fabricated to discredit them and make her bow out.

Anonymous said...

re, re, re, re, today's question

there are NO lengths and limits that i wouldn't go to protect my vhildren

The Intellectual said...

Re:Today's Question ......

Geez, that's a though one. Do you think your son did it? If it were my son who was accused of it I would defend him unless I had my own reasonable doubt.

Parents Need Too Stand Up said...

e: Re:Today's Question ......

my response is ....
Maybe it is the way it is worded, but I cannot agree with your answer. I would defend my son no matter what. It doesn't mean I would want him to get away with hurting someone, though. If he was guilty, I would encourage (or even demand) he take responsibility for his actions as long as the consequences fit the crime. If I thought he was innocent, watch out!

Anonymous said...

I was laughing so hard this morning my but plug flew out!

Anonymous said...

re, butt plug

that was funny .......

Anonymous said...

re, butt plug

Oh yeah, last week I had the runs but them came over me why I was on my boyfriend having sex.

Chose Reality said...

North American Union Is Coming

Let's assume for a minute that the conspiracy theory nuts are correct.
Let's assume that Canada, United States and Mexico are going to merge into one country.

Who would likely control most aspects of this new country? The big guy or the little guy?

USA has more than twice the population of Canada and Mexico combined.
USA has a GDP of 7 times Canada and Mexico combined.
USA has a military budget of 43 times Canada and Mexico combined.

We have nothing to fear from the North American Union.
Canadians and Mexicans, however, should be afraid... very afraid.

(Claims of population, gross domestic product and military budget are taken from the 2007 CIA Worldfactbook).

Anonymous said...

Farts -

Last night I poked my butt out from under the comforter, hit 3 octaves, and giggled myself to sleep. Wife thanked me for sparing her the Dutch Oven, but still had to keep her head under the covers at least until I fell asleep. This morning (I get up 2 hours before she does) while shaving and dressing, I got to hear her let 4 or 5 little ones go, totally unpushed, and all while still under the covers. She (kinda) slept in her own poo!

damn funny said...

Ever Think of Going To A Sperm Bank

A friend of mine just emailed this to me.
It is a true story of one guy going to a Sperm Bank.
He made a Blog about his experience.


http://www.spermdeposit.blogspot.com/

L.O.L. said...

re, sperm bank

I am LMAO

Proof shit does happen !!!!!!

Kill Them All said...

News media bitching about a pit bull was shot and its owner was ticketed:

Goddamn right the dog should have been shot. What do you want to happen? Let the vicious mutt grab a child and tear it's throat out like happened in Phoenix a couple of months back? Yes, she should have been ticketed for violating leash laws. The dog owners who let their dogs run loose are not only putting other people and animals in danger, they are putting their own dogs in danger. The dog was acting vicious. What if it was you or a loved on threatened by the mutt? Would you feel the same way?

Anonymous said...

re - Ever Think of Going To A Sperm Bank

Proves the Chinese are smarter than us, again !!!

This Ain't NYC Sister said...

Speaking of " WHEN DOGS GO WILD "

I heard a news report about some Bimbo who was walking her dog, somewhere up-around Jomax and Happy Valley rds in northeast phoenix az, and apparently... a Javelina attacked and put an ass-whoopin' on the dog, HA-HA !

God I love that kinda shit.

Now... the goofy lady is trying to warn the media about the possible danger of a Javelina attack on a child. ( WTF ? )

note to goofy lady : Generally speaking, Javalina usually travel over well-worn paths (dry washes... etc.), and they tend to roam in packs or herds.

So stay the fuck away from these places, you live in the dessert, now, cupcake.

Those cloven-hooved foot prints on the ground, outside of your house, aren't your girlfrens'.

Anonymous said...

re, re, sperm banks

I just decided I am going to CHINA and donate my sperm, anyone want to go with me ??

Woo Still Laughing said...

re,re, re sperm banks

That was the best Blog I've seen in a long time.

ed said...

re, re, re, sperm banks .....

Proves real life is fun and funny, just look for it.

Anonymous said...

sperm banks


That blog was great,
count me in for that trip to china,
i'll donate there only!

the fag boy said...

My ASS IS A SPERM BANK

AND I WOULD LIKE ALL OF YOU TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT AND MAKE A DEPOSIT.

Rev Al Sharpton whipping boy said...

MY MOUTH IS A SPERM BANK

Open for donations 24/7/365

NYC on the run said...

I'd go to the sperm bank if they had someone to play wiff my wittle cock ............

The Political Saga Continues said...

sperm count and politics

Barack Obama goes to a sperm bank, his cum is in his hand, Obama says, "Here is my sperm for deposit."
The sperm lab tech says, "You have to use a deposit cup."
Obama says, "Otay !!"
Hillary Clinton shows up the next day mumbling, "I got Obama jamama's sperm, where do I spit?"

true hell said...

I passed a kidney stone. It broke up in little bits and plugged my insides. It was almost as bad as when my appendix blew. I spent the day at the hospital vomiting bile and pissing blood. I felt like everything was going to explode out of my ass. I'm still dizzy from the meds they pumped into me.

All this happened yesterday, the pain should be completely gone by tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

re,sperm count and politics

that was funny

smell that said...

I just farted

Another George Bush Cover-up said...

NEW YORK NY - At least 121 Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans have committed a killing or been charged in one in the United States after returning from combat, The New York Times reported Sunday.

The newspaper said it also logged 349 homicides involving all active-duty military personnel and new veterans in the six years since military action began in Afghanistan, and later Iraq. That represents an 89-percent increase over the previous six-year period, the newspaper said.

About three-quarters of those homicides involved Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans, the newspaper said. The report did not illuminate the exact relationship between those cases and the 121 killings also mentioned in the report.

The newspaper said its research involved searching local news reports, examining police, court and military records and interviewing defendants, their lawyers and families, victims' families and military and law enforcement officials.

Defense Department representatives did not immediately respond to a telephone message early Sunday. The Times said the military agency declined to comment, saying it could not reproduce the paper's research.

A military spokesman, Lt. Col. Les Melnyk, questioned the report's premise and research methods, the newspaper said. He said it aggregated crimes ranging from involuntary manslaughter to murder, and he suggested the apparent increase in homicides involving military personnel and veterans in the wartime period might reflect only "an increase in awareness of military service by reporters since 9/11."

Neither the Pentagon nor the federal Justice Department track such killings, generally prosecuted in state civilian courts, according to the Times.

The 121 killings ranged from shootings and stabbings to bathtub drownings and fatal car crashes resulting from drunken driving, the newspaper said. All but one of those implicated was male.

About a third of the victims were girlfriends or relatives, including a 2-year-old girl slain by her 20-year-old father while he was recovering from wounds sustained in Iraq.

A quarter of the victims were military personnel. One was stabbed and set afire by fellow soldiers a day after they all returned from Iraq.

The Re-Poster Guy said...

Police: Customer Brought Grenade Into Waffle House

ALCOA, Tenn. -- Police have arrested a man who they said brought a grenade into a Waffle House restaurant in Alcoa.
Capt. Rick Arnold said Jack Hensley ordered breakfast on Friday morning, began eating and then set the grenade with the pin still in it on the table in front of him.
When police arrived, he handed the grenade over and was arrested without incident.
A bomb squad determined the grenade was real, but it did not have live explosives inside. Police also found wires resembling a bomb inside his car, but no other explosives were found.

Arnold said authorities had received calls about Hensley before and appeared to have a history of mental problems.
He is being held on a $20,000 bond for a charge of a terrorist hoax.

health watch 4 men said...

5 Problems With Feet That Men Shouldn't Walk Away From
Many men don't bother to see a doctor when they have foot troubles, but there are five foot problems they should never ignore, says the American College of Foot and Ankle Surgeons:
* Heel pain. This is often caused by tissue inflammation but can also result from a broken bone, a tight Achilles tendon, a pinched nerve, or other problem.
* Ankle sprains. They always require prompt medical attention. Skipping medical care increases the likelihood of repeated ankle sprains and the development of chronic ankle instability.
* Big toe stiffness and pain. This usually develops over time, as cartilage in the big toe joint wears down and eventually leads to arthritis. The sooner it's diagnosed, the easier it is to treat.
* Achilles tendonitis. This causes pain and tenderness at the back of the foot or heel. This is usually the result of a sudden increase in physical activity. The risk of an Achilles tendon rupture can be reduced by treating the symptoms of Achilles tendonitis.
* Ingrown toenails. These can pierce the skin, allowing bacteria to enter the body. Men shouldn't try to perform dangerous "bathroom surgery" in such cases. A doctor can perform a quick procedure that will stop the pain and permanently cure an ingrown toenail.

in the news said...

50 yrs in jail w/out a trial?

In the news this morning...an 80 yr old dude in Sri Lanka(that's just south of India,for you shoe-sized IQ'ers)was recently released from prison after 50 years without a trial. The story says he assaulted his father...in August of 1958...was jailed,and basically forgotten about. He was only released after complaining of illness. I'm guessing they didnt forget to feed this man.
You think that's bad? It gets better.
Sri Lankan dude now has a lawyer(could have used one before now!),and is suing the government for 1.5 million rupees...roughly US$14,000. Or...$280 per year locked up. If he wins,he'll be the Bill Gates of his country.
Good luck, Sri Lankan dude.

south chandler arizona said...

FREE PONY POOP

Back by popular demand--and gravity! I have about 3 pickup loads of the composted manure left. I will be around today--sunday-- to load with my tractor if you want that much. Dont be afraid to come on in an get it--its right inside the fence, by my pasture. pls call ahead for tractor loading.

Rush Limbaugh Reporting said...

A new study just released links smoking to anal cancer.
All I have to say is that smokers must be doing it wrong.

In Houston Texas said...

I Do This...

I sit unseen, behind a tree, and when the newspaper delivery guy tosses today's paper onto my driveway, I throw yesterday's paper... back at him and into his pickup truck bed.

ha,ha,ha said...

What is the difference between...

a bitch, and a whore?

A whore gives a piece of ass to everyone, and a bitch gives a piece of ass to every but you.

In SF said...

Old news, but good news.

Taunting the tigers at the zoo when you have been drinking is not such a good idea. Can you imagine the fear of the man who did that? The guy must have been shitting his pants in the cafeteria at the zoo when the tiger came to greet him.
Imagine the fear. All though the tiger is now dead, the punk ass man is ripped to shreads.
Don't mess with the tigers.

Friday Night Joke said...

What's the difference between a HOMO and a Refrigerator?

The refrigerator won't "FART" when you pull your meat out !

hate them all said...

Politicians are always talking SHIT.

more political bullshit said...

Arizona budget banking on speeders.....

Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano says the deployment of new photo radar or other speed enforcement technology on state highways is all about public safety. But her proposed state budget counts on the anticipated speeding fines to help erase a projected revenue shortfall.

The proposal, submitted to the Legislature late Friday, anticipates $120 million in revenue the first year, including $90 million in net income after expenses from the statewide effort. Even bigger dollar amounts are expected in future years.

The state faces a projected revenue shortfall of at least $1.2 billion in the fiscal year that starts July 1.

MSNBC Sucks said...

I was just watching the election results on MSNBC, and Ron Paul is currently in 2nd place, just ahead of McCain. The funny thing is, MSNBC didn't even mention his name; they just said Romney was in first place, and McCain and Huckabee are battling it out.
I don't normally put much stock in conspiracy theories, but I'm really beginning to wonder if there is a media blackout against Ron Paul.

YOUR CANADIAN COUSIN said...

RON PRATTES CAR BUYING SPREE....A CANADIAN PERSPECTIVE

Hello to all you south of the border. Hope you are all well. This Canadian actually happens to love Americans and I have had enough. Please don't flag me cause I am about to go on a fuckin rampage. What gives with guys like Ron Pratte buying a car for 5 million as well as all the other coin he has spent at this weeks Barett-Jackson Auction in AZ. Dude needs to step out of his ivory fuckin tower and recognize. I mean hello dipshit, there are americans, your fellow americans who need real help. Lives can be changed with the kind of coin you piss away on a piece of metal with a steering wheel. But I guess it's far more rewarding to show the world what a big shot arrogant ass you are than to actually help your fellow americans. Yes, you have a responsibility as do all others with your kind of money to make sure that people live better lives if its in your power to do so, and in your case it is. By the way, I seen you on Baretts live coverage and yes us canadians do get cable. Funny thing, you don't look like a very happy guy. I guess it really is true dude money and all the toys in the world can't make you happy. Come up here to Canada and live my life for a week. I'm poor and just as happy as the next guy. I'm a hell of alot happier than what you look.
P.S.
Yes, we have arrogant selfish asswipes here in canada too, though I can't remember the last time one spent 5 million on a car.
Thank you cousins for letting me rant and if I were president of your nation, FREE HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE. If we can do that here in Canada, and not bankrupt the country so can your government.
Peace out

Who Cares said...

Farting

I like to fart when I get up in the morning. Well, I don't know if I like to as much as my body just let's em' rip. They stink bad, too. I'm living in a small apartment, so my boys have to sleep in the bedroom (in another bed, of course) with me and are subjected to my foul odors every morning. It's really quite nasty, but there ain't nothing to do about it. Well, I could stop eating meat, but I ain't going there any time soon.

Actually, now that I think about it, I have a serious farting problem. Just let out foul, rancid smelling gasses all day long. But damn, when I start to eat something, that stuff just comes pushin' out. Eat and fart.

Whatta life.

Arizona Talking said...

Press 1 for English

you people crack me up! I just said that to see what response I would get. I don't give a rat's fanny who lives here.
as for being fat, you betcha! I'm the one they invented the "how fat is your mama" jokes about.
and as for being liberal, oh please! I design dresses for the cross-dressing guys.

WTF said...

Illegal Mexicans in Hawaii!

just thinking out loud said...

nasty school teachers

the thing i can't understand is why some pimple faced 14 year old schmuck rats out his super hot teacher that's all over him like a cheap suit ???

just wait till he's out lookin......DUMBASS !!!!

a real american said...

re, press 1 for English...

press 2 for a free ride back to where you came from

remember said...

Never do business with a religious Son of a Bitch


You don't stand a chance with God telling em it's OK to fuck you on the deal.

Anonymous said...

re: RE: press one for english

I lived in Switzerland for a while. Switzerland has four official languages. French, German, Italian and Romansch. However, 90% of the population speaks either German or French as their primary (or only) language. German in the north and French in the south. If/when learning a second language, that language tended to be English.

A Republican said...

John McCain Sucks.
He is an old useless fart.

Anonymous said...

happy negro day,my niggas.

bored in las vegas said...

I am off on the weekends. Living out of a hotel. You can only do so much when on the road like I am. So, again this weekend I decided to mess with some Realtors...after all they are less than human anyway.
McDonalds left over wannabee workers, disgruntled idiot soccer moms, and frustrated get rich quick lazy bastards.
So, both Saturday and Sunday I had two different Realtors run me all over Vegas looking for houses I will never buy...ha,ha,ha !!

Can't wait to get to my next two assignments -- SF and Phoenix, more stupid Realtors await me. They are everywhere.

from your friend Imus said...

Happy Nappy Day you nap heads !!!

MLK the truth said...

Well folks, it's Martin L Jungle Bunny day again with everything closed and all the lazy government lackies that don't do shit anyway get another day off with pay, but not for us average Joes and Janes!

your government said...

Happy MLK Day


Thanks for the day off niggas!

The Pope said...

Please niggas .......

ha,ha,ha,ha said...

MLK Day Joke

Lets shoot for and get a whole week off !!

Forrest Gump said...

Life is like a box of chocolates, until you shoot one.

Anonymous said...

Stereotyping ...

Mexican picks the watermellons

Niggas eat'em

Anonymous said...

re, MLK Day

well damn ... Fo Sizzle

Chris Mathews Reporting from MSNBC said...

Rev Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson found in the Detroit Airport Men's Room laughing...
police arrive, question them for 'Tapping"
Police release them ...
Press release issued .........

The black bastards where laughing because Barack Obama suggested having a NWMD ... National White Mans Day Holiday ..............

Anonymous said...

Celebrating Martin Luther Kind (MLK) Day is like giving money to the United Way ..

Both are scams and anti white.

On Welfare in Phx AZ said...

Everyone is making fun of me for being an overweight, unemployed closet homosexual who still lives with his mother and likes to jerk off to pictures of pooping dogs.

Anonymous said...

I for the life of me do not know why it’s so hard for people to answer a direct question with a direct answer.

the cat hater said...

I HAVE A DREAM


that all stray bullets find a CAT.

Born Again said...

Guns are loaded by the devil !!!!!

Killer Elite said...

re, Guns are loaded by the devil

Well hell yes they are........
call me......
you've got my number now......666
no area code .....
call collect if ya need to......
see ya soon.

Anonymous said...

re, re, Guns are loaded by the Devil

My thoughts on this are that they are exactly the same, but different.

also gettin my check bro said...

re, on welfare....
I'm with ya dood cept for the pooping dogs....I like to jack off to peeing women.

joke time said...

MLK Day - Think .....

Q) Why do black people have nightmares?

A) Cause the last nigga that had a dream got shot!!!

You Have Been Warned said...

Hello,
I am the Donut Slayer .....
Do NOT leave any donuts unattended at the office, I will slay them in a carnivorous method of inhaling without chewing.

Anonymous said...

re, Hello

I don the same thing to lonely office pussy.

In Las Vegas NV said...

I have a dream as well. My dream revolves around you Mexicans learning the fucking English language,

Anonymous said...

I had a dream

that we changed todays mlk day to JAMES EARL RAY it has a much better ring to it , dont you agree ? also he was never offended by a piece of rope !

Hillary Clinton Sucks said...

Gun Control

Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she asked the audience of kids for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

A young voice with a southern accent (probably Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet.

"Well, stop clappin, ya stupid bitch!"

he,he,he said...

Hello,
I just peed outside ... on the cold hard ground and watched the leaves sing from my hot urine as hit them and the steam was rising ... damn it's cold, freezing my pecker off, glad I'm indie now.

Anonymous said...

Confuscious say, "He who pays for sex...gets screwed twice."

Author Unknown said...

To any Liberal ...
"If by some chance you live next door to me and you are getting robbed I will simply refuse to shoot the intruders because you feel I have no right to self defense or no duty to help my fellow friends or neighbors out during a robbery, I'll just wave to the bad guy and wish him well, the most accurate description I'll give police will be, he was Mexican they all look the same, after all you'll get what you want unarmed people relying on the over worked police to stop crime."

in nyc said...

damn I am back at work - national nigga day is over - sad I am !!

Ah I See said...

Confucius Say ...

John Mc Cain have dick like broken chop stick with mind to match.

LOL said...

This is got to be one of the BEST ads on craigslist I've ever seen ....

In Phoenix Arizona under the FREE section


FREE CONDOMS -
4 trojans, and 4 large condoms (gold wrapped ones) for free

PR in Harlem, NYC, NY said...

Wanted a woman of exotic caliber:

I want to perform flatulence on a woman, i.e. I want to FART in your face while you lick my asshole....
any takers ?????

Maybe we can get Bill Clinton to watch if he can stay awake long enough !!!

Super Bowl Week said...

Renting a piece of my back yard (Super Bowl week)

For only $200 a night,you can pop your tent up in my back yard. I have two port-o-johns on site for your convenience which will be cleaned every other day. Tents with more than 4 Occupants will be charged $50 per person extra. We have a Weber BBQ and a fridge full of Brats. You will need to supply your own refreshments. New Yorkers add an additional 13% tax per night. San Francisco resident tenters will pay a gay tax of 25%. There will be quiet time after 10:00 p.m, each and every night except for February 5th.
Respond to add # 694@backyard party.org.

AMERICA IS GODS COUNTRY said...

THE GOVERNMENT CAN FIND ALL KINDS OF SHIT
THEY CAN FIND ONE DAMN COW FROM CANADA WITH MAD COW ...
BUT THEY CANT FIND 20 MILLION WETBACKS

JUST WHAT IS THE PROBLEM I ASK????????????????

FEAR IS NOT AN OPTION

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! said...

Hillary comes to ARIZONA and ignores the #1 problem

O.k., so Hillary "I'm-the-devil's-love-child" Clinton comes to freaking Arizona and doesn't even mention immigration, illegal or otherwise, in her speech.
She comes to the heart of one of the top issues in this country and completely ignores it. Yeah, I want her for Prez!
That's the funniest shit I've heard all day.

Anybody want to take bets as to why she's such a chickenshit???

Know This Asshole said...

Walnuts John McCain

"McCain was still married and living with his wife in 1979 while, according
to The New York Times' Nicholas Kristof, 'aggressively courting a 25-year-old
woman who was as beautiful as she was rich.' McCain divorced his wife, who
had raised their three children while he was imprisoned in Vietnam, then
launched his political career with his new wife's family money. In 2000,
McCain managed to deflect media questioning about his first marriage
with a deft admission of responsibility for its failure."

nuff said...

I wipe my ass with


People from San Francisco, bunch of pussies there.

Phoenix AZ said...

I wipe my ass with

People from San Diego, bunch of pussies there.

Scottsdale AZ said...

I wipe my ass with

People from Philadelphia, bunch of pussies there.

NYC said...

I wipe my ass with

with you ass clowns wherever your from

rump dude said...

((Q)) How do you get Scientologists to leave you alone?


((A)) You tell them to go find Tom Cruise. He has plenty of money.

as reported in the The Arizona Republic Newspaper said...

What's up with people?
Where are the parents?

Man allegedly molests girl on Phoenix-bound flight

A 13-year-old girl was molested on a Hawaiian Airlines flight Friday night en route from Honolulu to Phoenix, according to federal court documents and a spokesman for Hawaiian Airlines.

Shawn Michael Cole, 40, was arrested on suspicion of sexual abuse of a minor in Phoenix after airline personnel said Cole was caressing the victim.

According to court documents, Cole was seated next to the victim, who had closed her eyes. Cole then proceeded to molest her, the documents said, and she "pretended to be asleep during the incident because she was afraid."

At that point, a flight attendant moved the girl to a different seat and the girl described what had happened.

The flight crew reported the incident to the plane's captain, and local authorities were alerted. Phoenix police detained Cole upon arrival of the flight.

proof morons breed said...

re, What's up with people?
Why the hell is a 13 year old girl sitting on a plane by herself?
The description I heard of the event was, she was watching a movie with him on his laptop, she covered herself with a blanket, what was she wearing that he could have slipped his hands under her panties? Isnt there other clothes to go through first? Then she (supposedly asleep) started jerking his jerky? She didnt say anything until she was confronted by an attendant? BULLSHIT! He is a dumb ass cause she is 13 years old, but!!! She got caught fucking around with this guy and cried rape! Where was the cry out loud when his fingers were in her pants! You are on a plane for GOD's sake! People all over!

She fucked around and got caught!
He fucked around and got caught!
The only difference is she is asleep at home thinking about his dick, and he is in jail with some inmate thinking about his dick!

She is a future stripper!
Hope she was worth it douche bag!

stop pedophiles said...

re:re: What's up with people? Where are the parents?

You're blaming a thirteen year old child instead of a pathetic 40 year old plane pervert?

Irish Catholic Joke said...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

joke said...

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Anonymous said...

BLOS, Internet Forums and the like prove mankind does not have the right to breed or continue his existence.

Tempe Arizona said...

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious:
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways... yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that...
I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!
1. When I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
2. There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
3. There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
4. We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
5. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, you r drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
6. We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids' and the graphics were horrible! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens; it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
7. When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!
8. Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
And there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning .. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons!
9. And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove or go build a fire .... imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing or a pan with HOT oil and Real popcorn kernels and shake it all over the stove forever like an idiot.
10. When we were on the phone with our friends and our parents walked-in, we were stuck to the wall with a cord, a 7 foot cord that ran to the phone - not the phone base, the actual phone. We barely had enough length to sit on the floor and still be able to twirl the phone cord in our fingers. If you suddenly had to go to the bathroom - guess what we had to do.....hang up and talk to them later.
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled.
You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
Regards,
The over 30 Crowd

Santa Claus said...

Sometimes when I lay down to go to sleep ghosts touch my genitals. If anyone knows a lady who can exorsize my balls, please contact me.

For Habitual CL Posters said...

I see a problem with a lot of the arguments being made on CL (craigslist), whom I presume are being made by blacks.
You are presenting your cases as if you are philabustering Congress for a huge check. While you get kudos for that, you have to realize it is craigslist, an Internet forum, where the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumbest of the crackers congregate. These sorry crackers don’t wanna see any Powerpoint presentations backing up your facts. Nope, if you want to REALLY reach these crackers, you just say,
‘What would a cracker do?’
Put on a pair of shorts and a flannel jacket, have a breakfast of Budweiser, crack, and chic-beef toast... then spit some Skoal’s tobacco on your run down apartment floor, French kiss the nearest stray cat for fifteen minutes before you leave the house, go to the nearest school and yell ‘REPARATIONS!!!’ before going on your mass raping spree,and then join up with your hommies in the hood.
You’ll get your apology then.

Anonymous said...

re, habitual cl posters

that was so damn funny and so true

Anonymous said...

John McCain is an old fart with a young wife who hates America, wants open borders, amnesty for illegals.

He is another George Bush, do you want 4 more years of that bullshit?

More Nuts On The Lose said...

The AMERO is a fake real currency

Please check out snopes.com
here is the page ....

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/amero.asp

The coin exists but by private coin producers.
It has no ties to any government. Created by more Tin Foil Hats and Conspiracy Nuts.
It is widely accepted beacuse pf the EURO.
Discussions have ocurred on the issue but nothing has come about.

somewhere in America said...

Girls Piss Me Off ! ! !

I swear that if I wasn't sexually attracted to girls that I'd be gay. At least guys make sense most the time.

First off, girls just talk way too much. When you're with your other girlfriends, go ahead and talk about whatever the fuck you want. I don't care.

Stop over complicating everything. There isn't an ulterior motive or hidden meaning in every other sentance. Unless, I suppose, it's coming out of the mouth of another woman.

Stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. That's what guys do.

One of the most insanely frustrating things about women is the constant reassurance. No, you're not fat. If you were fat you wouldn't be able to fit into that size 2 dress. And yes, you look good.

And fuck all you ultra-hot girls that bitch about the most retarded things. Yeah, all men are fucking pigs because they stare at your boobs. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're wearing a skin tight low cut shirt that has 'Bebe' printed across your boobs... one 'Be' per boob.

And finally, the working gal. You sold a freezer to some eskimos. Congratulations on being the hot sales rep. We're all very proud of you for being able to have a nice ass while the rest of us actually have to work for a living.

Girls...you piss me the fuck off. You do stupid shit and manage to get away with it. You can be the most annoying idiots in the world. Your sense of logic and common sense seems to be a rare gift rather than a common trait. And yet I'm
uncontrollably attracted to you. And that's quite possibly the most frustrating thing of all.

Proof CL Users Are Insane said...

Craigslist is so awesome...you can get laid by some $20 skank for $200,rent a 12 yr old single wide in Tonopah for $2000 during Super Bowl week,and last but not least,take out an ad for a contract killer! Some chick in Michigan apparently offered $5000 for someone to kill her husband's lover. On freaking craigslist.

It's official....Craigslist is the toilet of cyberspace.

More of the same said...

Well I see that war monger Bush wants yet another 70 Billion Dollars to fund his wars.

There are BO differences between Republicans and Democrats, wake up people you are just cattle to be slaughtered for big corporate greed.

This shit is about OIL and Money, NOT about terrorism.

at least this forum has some class said...

It's official....Craigslist is the toilet of cyberspace....


phoenix craigslist consistently proves it....

yada yada said...

Nancy Pelosi or how to be a liberal dumpster slut

Our Govt at Work said...

If you're the kind inclined to worry, here's a real hand-wringer for you: Sometime as early as February, 20,000 lbs. of flaming metal are going to start raining out of the sky, and nobody can say exactly where on Earth it's going to happen. The upside is, there's almost no rational reason you should give it a second thought.

Today's Joke said...

The Phone Call Home:
Hello
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul..'
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..'
Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'
'And what happened, honey?' He asked.
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window, and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
Long Pause
Longer Pause
Even Longer Pause
Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?'
No, I think you have the wrong number.......

do or die said...

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
by George M. Cohan

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July

I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy

The year is 1907, one hundred years ago said...

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an e xact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen needs to read this!

Long Term Resident of Arizona said...

re, John McCain -
He is a low life.
I live in Arizona.
I contacted McCain's office on 3 occasions over the past 5 years, here are the request I made, and his idiot reply to each:
1) My Inquiry:
My HOA wants to prevent me from flying the American Flag, can you assist?
McCain's Reply: NO - States have the right to control this issue.
My comment: I thought the American Flag was Federal not state.
2) My Inquiry:
My son was injured in Iraq, and the military is jerking him around on his discharge and pension. Currently they are not sending him any checks and they suspended his medical coverage, he has 3 children, can you expedite this.
McCain's Reply - NO, we get lots of these request. You will just have to let the system work.
My comment: And this from a Veteran, how about if McCain and the rest of Congress say it's Ok not to get paid until the Vets get their money first. - no answer.
3) My Call about Illegal Immigration:
I oppose amnesty for illegals. I would support INS / Immigration reform letting anyone who qualifies and goes through the process to enter the US legally. Illegal's need to be deported.
McCain's Reply: Congress is taking up comprehensive immigration reform, but the Senator does not support deporting those who are here. The task to deport them is not feasible.

Anonymous said...

Actually, most forums end up being a lot like the corner bar. As long as there is booze flowing for all, nobody can take issue with the loud, obnoxious drunk.

about damn time said...

FBI investigates 14 firms in subprime crackdown.

ST. PETERSBURG, FL said...

As if Sen. John McCain didn't have enough trouble trying to play down his endorsement by the liberal New York Times, now he must deal with kind comments from former President Bill Clinton.

John McCain is an Asshole said...

WAR!!!

I love John McCain. I always wanted a country where no matter how well you do in school, or how hard you work, you can still go to Iraq and get your butt shot off. Awesome. If you have kids you are tired of and want them to go get sweaty in Iraq, vote McCain. After all we have no money to fund this war so lets go ahead and collapse our own country so a region of people who have hated each other for thousands of years can learn to love the American way. Oh wait, there wont be an American way. Yay China!!!

No Friggin Way said...

John McCain's liberal views,,, is a joke............. to a Presidential figure, nothing I would want...what a pussy. Won't even kill a piece of crap Muslim to save an American ? WTF ???? He wants and sponsors Congressional bills for AMNESTY to illegal mexican and other nations criminals!
John McCain is a demoractic liberal, don't be fooled!

Losers Flock Together said...

Giuliani is Even Stupider Than we Thought!!!!

He is to endorse McCain

Thank You said...

Presidential Poll

The Democratic National Committee is currently polling Americans through the internet to determine the electability of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States in 2008.

If you would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2008 please add your name to the end of the list below and send it on.

1.

tax rebate money said...

I am not surprise, in the same bill, the RePUBICans are sending $600, 1200 for couples, to people like Bill Gates, Paris Hilton and Barbara Bush even when they never have paid a penny in payroll taxes.

Arizona Child Support System said...

I know all too well about the scam child support has going on. For 5yrs during the 90s I fought with these people over a child I had a negative DNA test on! 5yrs of wage levies, IRS harassment and attorny fees, left me practically broke. When all was said and done, I never recieved ant apology or refund of the 1000s of dollars I was forced to pay. These people are out of control.

facts dont lie said...

It was two democrats who bankrupted the country..

Woodrow Wilson allowed his rich, prick banking buddies to influence senators who passed the "Federal Reserve Act" of 1913, of course 85% of the voting senators were already back in their home districts because it was Christmas eve night when it passed. This one treasonous act put the control of each Americans money into the hands of ten private banking families. It only took 6 years and we were in the middle of World War One. NICE......no one attacked us. Some boat got blasted and we turn it into a world wide melee.
It didn't take long to swipe the wealth of Americans by fractioining their money, FDR did the final damage in December of 1933 with the "Banking Holiday" of that same year. All our gold reserves were moved from fort Knox and other depositories to WALL STREET, or PRIVATE BANKERS STREET. Sure the Republicans helped it all along the way, sure they are just as much traitors as the democrats. Isn't it time that both parties were called into accountability?

Frog Joke said...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice.

The Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

survey shows said...

The Iraq conflict has killed more than a million Iraqis since 2003.

shove your survey said...

re, survey shows

isn't that why we are there?
kill them so they can't come over here and kill us?

wake up you friggin idiot !!!

Anonymous said...

re, re, survey

WHO CARES ??????

a US Marine said...

re, re, re, survey

Go shove your survey where the sun doesn't shine you asshole.

stand up said...

re - survey

That's just dead Muslims who won't be killing any Americans.

Army said...

the survey .......

Yep and I helped.

God Speed and Thanks said...

re, the survey ........ Army

We appreciate your service you and all the other Vets.

Arm Everyone said...

W.Va. may offer gun training in schools

Now that's what I called a concerned parent !!

Anonymous said...

the most intelligent thing said here is ...

john mc cain sucks

I Hate Liberals said...

Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger endorses John McCain -

just proving for a fact that anything from New York or California is Liberal no matter how you label it.

more blah blah blah said...

WASHINGTON DC - The man nominated to head public diplomacy at the State Department said Wednesday that al Qaeda is doing a better job than the Bush administration in winning friends over the Internet.

stupid they are said...

Cops snag lotto ticket from accused drug dealer

ELLSWORTH, Maine - His lottery ticket was a $1,000 winner, but police have seized it saying it was bought with proceeds from an illegal drug sale.

In Phoenix Arizona said...

Holy Shit Only On Craigslist...

Some Moron... selling 26 sew-on patches with the name "BOB", for $20.00.

This has GOT to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

donald duck for hillary said...

If it's NOT a racist rant...

it probably quacks like one

The Destruction of the White Man said...

IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO VOTE FOR A BLACK PRESIDENT, THEN YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN WHEN THE BLACKS GET EVERYTHING AND THE REST OF US GET NOTHING !!!!!!!

My oh my what a terrible day said...

Demoncrats SUCK

Demoncrats are the reason this country is going down the tubes. Hey, why don't you give the illegals a date by?

"Hey, illegals! If you can get over the border by Jan 20, 2009....WE'LL MAKE YOU A CITIZEN!!!!! Be careful though. As a citizen of the U.S.A., you don't qualify for social security benefits, WIC, ACHSS, HUD housing, free medical and dental, free school meals, special classes or tax breaks of any kind. Just ask the LEGAL citizens of this country. But hey, us demoncrats are all about taking care of everyone BUT our citizens so as a special promotional offer, if you're granted citizenship by amnesty.....you will qualify for EVERY BENEFIT LISTED ABOVE!! Lucky you. And don't worry about the glares from those pesky people who were already citizens, just call the ACLU or my office personally and we'll sue the pants off their already over-taxed, over-burdened butts.

Viva Mexico, Long Live China!

The Reposter Guy said...

Tornado victim billed for cable devices.
WHEATLAND, Wis. - Having a tornado demolish her home was bad enough. But when Ann Beam received a $2,000 cable bill a few weeks later, she was floored. "I just couldn't believe it," Beam said. "I was like, 'What are they thinking?'"
Time Warner Cable billed a number of Wheatland residents for equipment destroyed in the Jan. 7 twister that struck the southeast corner of the state. Beam's bill covered five cable boxes and five remote controls.
She immediately called the cable company, but a man who identified himself as a manager said there was nothing the company could do.
"They said I would have to take the bill and turn it in to my insurance company," Beam said.
But her cable equipment was nine years old, and the insurance company would pay only a depreciated value that wouldn't cover her bill, she said.
Time Warner Cable spokeswoman Celeste Flynn said many customers got charged for unreturned equipment because they canceled or transferred their service without mentioning their requests were tornado-related.
"We understand this is an unusual situation," Flynn said Wednesday. "All they will need to do is call and we will take the equipment off their account."

Anonymous said...

Female Cops are a joke! They can't handle the job on the streets, every situation becomes life threatening because they have to draw their weapon to accomplish anything.

They cannot stop any man unless they kill him. Doesn't anyone else see that makes them unqualified for the job? They are incapable of defusing any situation because of their limited physical capabilities.

Plus the Dyke factor puts the life of any man pulled over by them in danger. I say no female Cops should ever be allowed on the street ever. Every big city Police Dept in America should be required BY LAW to hire MEN who have combat or Military Police experience in Iraq. The day these soldiers return home, they should have their choice of which city they want to work in.

give me a break said...

If there is such a thing as Karma then I was Hitler in another life.