Aug 1, 2007

Archived Postings for August 2007




"Stupid is as stupid does."



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The following are archived postings for the Month of August 2007.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.

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Anonymous said...

re, Ya Ya
Coyotes
I hate them two but the two legged kind.

Anonymous said...

Lets talk real here people.
Animals need love to.

Anonymous said...

Re, animals
I like animals.
I like them fried, boiled, and BBQ.
Just about anyway at all they are tasty to me.

Anonymous said...

Well it's bed time for me.
I'm going to get me some NYC style T.A.P.

Anonymous said...

re, TAP
yep my wife is calling me to.
Goodnight from LA

Anonymous said...

Good morning New York.
Good morning fellow poster.
Got a long day ahead of me.

Anonymous said...

Hello Boston
Lets go Red Sox.

Anonymous said...

Hey NYC and Boston ...
The Mets, Yankees, and the Red Sox all suck.

Lets go Cubs.

Anonymous said...

Hey Chi Town
Girls in Chicago are the ugliest bitches around.
Lets go Phillies.

Anonymous said...

re, ugly
I agree I lived in Chicago for 2 years the women there are ugly crones.

Anonymous said...

Hey Cuban ladies are the hottest.
Good morning board from Miami Florida.

Anonymous said...

I think all of you are lost in Kansas somewhere.
Everyone knows Texas gals are best.
Just look at the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Anonymous said...

Hey just thinking of those hot cherleaders from the Cowboys makes me hard and ready.
I am having my secretary for lunch.

Anonymous said...

Hey there ya'all
just waking up.
Got some T.A.P. this morning from the little lady.
Damn it's hot here all ready, humid as hell.
Also got a long day ahead of me.
Got to go now, want to miss the rush hour AM traffic scene.

Anonymous said...

Just gave my old lady the big banana.
Off to the train station and into the city I go.
I hate NYC.
But the money is gooooooood !!

Anonymous said...

Hey there board I am all ready on the rail heading to work.
I hate New Yorkers.
Chi Town is the best place.
Hey wake up you west coast lifeless shits.

Anonymous said...

First Time Poster.
I hope this board is better than CL.
I hate those regulars on CL, especially Phoenix AZ.
Got me sum TAP this early AM.
Shower time but NO commute for me.
Sorry you poor travelers, I work out of my home here in Scottsdale.

Anonymous said...

Hey fellow TAP getters, dont forget to wash your tool.

Anonymous said...

I am volunteering for Border Patrol Duty in southern Arizona this weekend.
Doing my part to stop those damn illegals since our so called government wont.

Anonymous said...

re, TAP -
Wash and put away for later.

Anonymous said...

Hello Ladies, my 'TOOL' is always cleaned and ready, any takers?

Anonymous said...

Hey Paul, if you work in Wall Street, how about a nooner?

Anonymous said...

Wake Up Before It's Too Damn Late
Everytime I glance at someone next to me while driving they are always on thier cell phone talking or texting.
I seriously think people need to start realzing that using any electroic device while driving is dangerious.
If you dont care about yourself think of your family and others.

Anonymous said...

re, cell phones
dont like it, get with the times, learn to live with it.
It is a reality now, no - then go suck an egg.

Anonymous said...

M Vick and Dog Fighting:
He's like a politician, he just got caught.
This is common place get over it.

Anonymous said...

re, Vick and Dog Fighting ......
Better they fight dogs and the dogs die than kill one another.

Anonymous said...

re, M Vick and Dog Fighting .......
It's like cock fighting, gambling, and prostitution. They will never ever stop it so stop wasting taxpayer money and law enforcement resources and go catch REAL criminals.

Anonymous said...

re, Real Criminals versus M Vick and Dog Fighting

But cops have better things to do than get killed.
Chasing real criminals like gang members is hard work and dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Wall Street
Just confirmed I will be having a nooner soon.

Anonymous said...

re, ah money
Yep proves money does buy happiness.
Any man who gets SEX is usually happy.

Anonymous said...

Hey 'So Try Me' thanks for this RnR link.
I will try pass it along to my frends.
Anything beats those damn NY Regulars and their endless bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Just finished a nooner - - - - :
and, by the way the Boston Red Sox sucks.

Anonymous said...

re, nooner.
I just hd me a 200 dollar escort BJ right in my executive office.
I love Wall Street.

Anonymous said...

re, nooner nooner nooner ....
Had me a cute Cuban girl a few moments ago.
She just left my office.
Great blowjob.
Damn it's another hot one here in Miami.

Anonymous said...

re, nooner / $200
damn that was cheap for a pro escort who comes right to your office.
I paid 350 two week ago.
Is this a BEAR Market or what?

Anonymous said...

re, nooner
You idiots.
I just get a street hooker for about $50 for a BJ.
You just dont touch them and you wear a condom.
I got one near Grand Central Station last week.

Anonymous said...

re, nooner ???
does she swallow for $200 ????????????

Anonymous said...

re, nooner
I just do one of the office girls.
It is easier.
But then I am a 26-year-old mutal fund trader with a big cock and a perfect white male body.

Anonymous said...

re, nooner
Try this one on.
I am doing an Atlanta Falcons Cheerleader at the moment.
She's my private honey.
Might be a keeper.

Anonymous said...

re, MILF -v- Hooker -v- Cheerleader
I dont pay for it at least not directly.
I get all the tail I want.
You see I drive a Porche.

Anonymous said...

Beer v Women
Guys how many beers does it take for you to go downhill and accept a less desirable (less attarctive) woman?

Anonymous said...

re, Miller Time

A lot of beers.

Anonymous said...

re, Miller Time ...
depends on my mood but between 6 and 9 draft cold mugs.

Anonymous said...

re, Miller Time
more like how many beers does it take to get her drunk

Anonymous said...

re, Miller Time ::
well if I am doing boiler makers about 3

Anonymous said...

beer time and sex:
if I haven't eaten and I am not driving about 5 beers.

Anonymous said...

beer and sex -
I dont drink beer but Scotch on the rocks it takes about 6 drinks.

Anonymous said...

beer and sex
I am a woman so I generally drink fuzzy navals
it takes about 5 drinks and I am ready but I dont lower my standards in taste.

Anonymous said...

beer
I always go for the unattractive women.
It is easier for sex and there are no commitments.

Anonymous said...

beer / sex/ getting drunk ...
I stopped drinking about a year ago.
I woke up in my own car to find so guy givig me a blowjob.
I am not gay.
But the message to stop drinking rang in like Big Ben.

Anonymous said...

nooner -
I am in Phx looking for a Mexican MILF who wants to get it on with a black stud.

Anonymous said...

Nooner done ...
just finished a nooner with great gradification.
sitting in my LA office with a big smile on my face.

Anonymous said...

wish I had a nooner

Anonymous said...

hey mr san diego
go get yourself an illegal mexican slut.

Anonymous said...

hey thems be a lot of illegals in kalifornia just ask ole arnold he'll tell ya

Anonymous said...

Lets kill a few stray cats, mix them up with a few dead illegal mexicans and feed them to the starving muslims of the world.
Wow 3 problems solved in 1

Anonymous said...

re, gringo

great 1

Anonymous said...

re, GRINGO
Mexicans are pissed because we have what they call "their" land? They are just pissed because at one time they did own it and now all they do is mow it.

Anonymous said...

re, gringo
What you say we take all the Realtors and Mortgage Brokers in America grind them into slime suce for a topping.
wow item 4 added.
it is now 4 for 4 problems solved

Anonymous said...

Uh Oh my twat is ringing.
Oh wait I just forgot to turn off the vibrator.

Anonymous said...

Buying A New Car in Arizona:
A Tip - I use this approach.
Go to a dealer, price everything you want on the vehicle base plus all options.
Then instead of haggling over price, just simply say ...
I will pay full price but you pay all taxes, licenses, and registration fees.
In Arizona that's almost 10% of the vehicle cost.
If they say no walk out, stop talking.
I assure you someone will do that deal.

//////////
to - So Try Me.
Thank u for the link to this new alternate craigslist R n R.
Getting two post in for same discussion.
Good deal for all.

Anonymous said...

Shoot the damn Cats

Play this online game, shoot the kitty ...
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/

Mr Ya Ya thankx for the link.
I also posted this on Phx CL

Anonymous said...

good morgen brd users

Anonymous said...

Been looking at some boards on CL this morning.
Those sick asses over at Phoenix are talking about how to kill animals, specifically cats.
They think it's funny.

Anonymous said...

Hello you Yankee loser fans

Anonymous said...

you bean town losers have no room to talk about anything or anyone you filthy liberal anti govt turds

Anonymous said...

another piss ant useless day inside the beltway this morning.
wonder what screw ups and stupid ideas Bush will come up with today.

Anonymous said...

hey germantown, take a sausage and stuff it where the sun doesn't shine

Anonymous said...

Bean Town posters, Boston Red Sox fans, and people from New England in general are only good for cleaning my toilet bowl with you tongue

Anonymous said...

been reading some archived post here at least we don't have any idiot conspiracy nuts here or worse morons that post in all CAPS.

Anonymous said...

hey anonymous

this is for you ......

I HATE EVERYONE !!!!
ESPECIALLY YOU >>>>>>>

Anonymous said...

re, anonymous

911 was an inside job

Anonymous said...

Never forget ALL Realtors Suck !!!
Sell it yourself.
FSBOs rule.

Anonymous said...

I'll talk about Cats / Kitty Kitty Kitty if I want to.
Kill them all.
Use any means necessary.
They breed like rats are just as annoying.
They carry diseases and kill helpful lizards and birds that protect plants.

Anonymous said...

Talk Talk Talk

All you little whinny crybabies and useless computer Rambo’s who complain on this board about the ILLEGALS and don’t do anything.
Be advised …..
1) Posting here means nothing other than you prove you can irritate people.
2) Writing to some useless twit politician (Republican or Democrat) means nothing. Politicians are by nature crooks and liars. This is at every level and has been since Abraham Lincoln. All congress does is make empty promises. Try and absorb that is that pea brain of yours!
3) If you want to do something constructive and stop the ILLEGALS volunteer your time and go to the border in southern Arizona. Make a difference. If you don’t want to join an organized group then simply get some of your friends (if you have any) together, buy some cheap ass walkie talkies at Toys R Us or Radio Shack and form your own little patrol.
BUT DO IT.
Other wise STFU
Before anyone asks, Yes I have volunteered my time at the Arizona Boarder.

Mr. Try Me – I have slos posted this to the Phx CL Rant and Raves Board. Thanks for the post option.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The Baseball Commissioner Needs to be replaced:
Jason Giambi escaped punishment from commissioner Bud Selig because of the Yankee slugger's charitable work and cooperation with baseball's steroids investigator.
Again, if you have either money or your a celeb (including athletes) you escape pinishment that regular folks would have to go to jail for.

What kind of message does this send to our youth?

Anonymous said...

re, celebs and pinishment
I agree all these idiots, starting with Paris Hilton, Briney Spears, et al and the pro sports over paid bozos like Vick, Bonds, and Giambi.
They all need to be banished from ever appearing in public again. Cancel their entertainment contracts, their endorsements, appearances, and their pro sports contracts and let there be a message to all.
Screw up and lose the good life and money.

Anonymous said...

Re: Talk, Whine, Talk, Whine
This is what ALL women DO, and they have currently fucked up the world by doing too much of it.
We need to send the Mexicans back to Mexico, put the women back in the kitchen, and put all cats and dogs back outside in the fucking yard, where they belong.
Once again distinguishing the hard working people from the hardly working, and remembering that artists are just lazy bastards who are looking for an excuse not to do real work,
Harpo Marx (Karl's bastard brother who's been silent way too long).

Anonymous said...

My co-workers asked my why I was getting a divorce.
One said is it because you work long hours and have little time for family life?
No I replied, it's beacuse everyone screws my wife but me - the pool boy, grocery delivery boy, mail man, pizza delivery guy, Fed-x driver, UPS driver, painter, plumber, electrician, gardener, two of my children's school teachers ... etc.

Anonymous said...

Lets start our own discussion on CATS.
Personally I hate CATS.
Want thm all dead.

Anonymous said...

Did you hear the news. CL (craigslist posters in Phoenix Arizona) are threatening U.S. Senator John McCain (also from Arizona) because of his stance on immigration. He sides with Bush. Give amnesty to all 20 million or so illegal aliens, and make them citizens.
And the idiot wonders why he gets death threats.
Politicians taking stupidity to and all new level.

Anonymous said...

re, cats
help my kitty.
please donate a can of tuna and a bowl of water.
oh, wait I think its dead
I need a heffy garbage bag instead.

Anonymous said...

re, John McCain
He is the biggest ass wipe piece of shit going.
What a scum bag.

Anonymous said...

A small South Carolina parts supplier collected about $20.5 million over six years from the Pentagon for fraudulent shipping costs, including $998,798 for sending two 19-cent washers to a Texas base, U.S. officials said.
The company also billed and was paid $455,009 to ship three machine screws costing $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah, Iraq, and $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral, Florida, Pentagon records show.
The owners of C&D Distributors in Lexington, South Carolina -- twin sisters -- exploited a flaw in an automated Defense Department purchasing system.

Anonymous said...

Cats - I agree they are for killing.

Anonymous said...

The stock market is really crazy gone damn insane.

Anonymous said...

I hope all mortgage brokers get cancer and die in screaming agonizing pain.

Anonymous said...

re, I agree about mortgage brokers but I hope all of Congress joins them.

Anonymous said...

damn I wish there was a hunting season for Mortgage Brokers.

Anonymous said...

The worst way in life to die:
I think if an AIDS infected FREAK breaks in while you're sleeping. He ties you up and buttfucks you until sunrise, filling your bottom with goo. Then he nails your dick to the floor, lights your house on fire and hands you a dull butter knife.

Anonymous said...

Good morning board from Atlanta.

Anonymous said...

It's abt 8:30 am here in the big apple.
Just getting into the office.
think I'll go visit the new file clerk for some early morning 'Me.'

Anonymous said...

re, stock market
Yep I pulled my money out of all my stocks and mutual funds during the last upside.
I have converted everything to CASH in rolling CDs.

Anonymous said...

Condi Rice reveals her secrets -
Bill Clinton has a small penis
Dick Chenney has a small penis
Jesse Jackson has a small penis
Al Sharpton has the smallest penis of them all

Anonymous said...

Mega dittos on ALL Mortgage Brokers should die.
Friggin REALTORS too ..... !!!

Anonymous said...

About these damn illegals and the borders.
Screw it, kill them all while they are crossing.
Dont care what sex or age, shoot them all.
They are like dieased useless rats, but worse.

Anonymous said...

If we would allow every American citizen to own and carry a firearm and have an open hunting season on ...
Gang Members
Drug Dealers
Illegals

They would leave America or die.
You would see the largest exedous of useless human trash leaving America at a phenominal rate.

Anonymous said...

re, arming America and open hunting season ...
You forgot to add ..
All Muslims

Anonymous said...

re, open season ...
also add -
Lawyers
Realtors
Morgage Brokers

Anonymous said...

re, stock market
Yes the Fed reduced interest rates today in an effort to stop the panic selling on Wall Street.
But I also sold off all my holdings earlier this year when the market was up.
Nothing beats Real Money (cash).

Anonymous said...

Mortgages and Home Foreclosurers.
I hope all you stinking investors, mortgage brokers, and realtors who bought property are now stuck with them and go bankrupt.

Anonymous said...

re, panic home selling and foreclosures
I totally agree it was all the greedy house / property flippers that drove the prices out of sight for the average homeowner.
I hope they all go bankrupt and burn in hell afterwards.

Anonymous said...

re. Mortgage Brokers and Realtors
I agree these assholes convinced home buyers who should not be purchasing to go beyond reasonable risk and get sub prime loans so they could earn their stinking commissions.
They should all be put in prison.
I hope some AIDS infected person rapes you.

Anonymous said...

Oh tonight after work I am going to get my pogo stick rode into oblivion.

Anonymous said...

The Federal Govt Has Gone Mad:
The Census Bureau wants to suspend illegal immigrations raids for their damn upcoming Census Count.

Anonymous said...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. -- A redneck, a black guy, and a Mexican.
They go together with a White House official to examine the fence.
The black contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says..
"I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The redneck contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official says, "Incredible! -- you didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The redneck contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the Mexican to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.

Anonymous said...

Got Rid of Another One:
U.S. House of Rep. Dennis Hastert, who was speaker of the House longer than any Republican, announced today he will not seek another term in Congress.
He is from Illinois.
The fact of the matter is all U.S. Congressman and all U.S. Senators should be limited to one term, this would gives us a better government than we have now.

Anonymous said...

re, bidding the fence
funny 1
true but funny

Anonymous said...

Here's how to improve America ...
1) Force a devastating earthquake on California causing it to drop into the ocean.
2) Nuke Mexico
3) Mine the U.S. Borders
4) Annex Western Canada

Anonymous said...

Here Is Some Real Bullshit that had to be generated by Stinking Animal Lovers like P.E.T.A. :
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Deer hunting could be a dangerous endeavor for men with heart disease or risk factors for it, research findings suggest.
In a study of 25 middle-aged male deer hunters, researchers found that the activities inherent to hunting like walking over rough terrain, shooting an animal and dragging its carcass sent the men's heart rates up significantly.
In some cases, this led to potentially dangerous heart-rhythm disturbances, or diminished oxygen supply to the heart.
Of the 25 hunters, 17 had established coronary heart disease, while the rest had risk factors such as being overweight, smoking or having high blood pressure or cholesterol.
The findings suggest that for men like these, hunting could boost the risk of heart attack or cardiac arrest.

Anonymous said...

re, ya ya
You got that right ...
Doctors are always saying we dont get enough exercise. Now there saying if we are HUNTERS we get to much,

Anonymous said...

Those stupid Phx CL Posters Flagged me.
That's why this is a superior board.

Anonymous said...

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Anonymous said...

In Iraq people within neighborhoods (communities) have formed armed citizen alliances for survival amongst a devastated country embroiled in civil war.

Anonymous said...

I hate Cats who agrees with me?

Anonymous said...

re, cats

I agree they are useless fur balls awaiting extermination.

Anonymous said...

re, Cats:
People who harm animals are rapist, murders, pedophiles, and serial killers

Anonymous said...

re, cats ...

I have never killed a person but I am willing to learn.

Anonymous said...

re, cats -
Boo Hoo Hoo oh STFU who cares about some stinking ass useless cat?

Anonymous said...

People who post on Phx CL Brd is prooof positive that the human race would be better off eliminated and allow nature to start all over.

Anonymous said...

re, Cats
To all cat lovers - Stick a cracker up your ass and sprout feathers and see how much you like cats then.

Anonymous said...

re, cats cats cats
before u try and eat that pussy fet it declawed first

Anonymous said...

re, cats -
just catch'em, kill'em, burry'em

Anonymous said...

cats cats cats
i use to eat pussy but i kept getting hair balls stuck in my throat

Anonymous said...

re, cats and more cats
advice to all cat lovers ...
1) dont stick your finger up your cats ass while talking on the phone.
2) stop sniffing the dirty cat liter it's rotting that pathetic pea brain of yours.

Anonymous said...

re - CATS
Tasty little buggers when you skin and gut them and slowly skewer over a BBQ

Anonymous said...

re, cats
talk about getting scratched just try sucking on a cats nipples for milk

Anonymous said...

re, cats ass
last time i stuck my finger up a cats ass it seemed to like it

Anonymous said...

re, cats can be funny
duck tape a cat to a ceiling fan and turn it on high.

Anonymous said...

re, kitty
naw u want 2 see sumthin funny, drop a cat in a blender ....

Anonymous said...

re, kitty kitty
nope fun is when you take one of those damn feral cats out in the desert and watch a pack of coyotes tear it apart.

Anonymous said...

re, cats in the desert
haven't tried the coyotes yet but I did drop one down an old mine hole once full of rattlesnakes

Anonymous said...

re, feral cats
well I catch here in south florida. they r pesky shits. then I feed them to the gators.

Anonymous said...

More Proof America is Failing ...
The illegal who spent a year in the 'sanctuary' church
She decided to stay and fight? Fight for what? Her right to break the law!?! This is one of those fake SSN users - that was deported and CAME BACK! Nice.

Anonymous said...

re, cats
two fags and a cat.
They have a 3-sum now

Anonymous said...

This was posted on Phx CL today ...
FREE - Good hearted woman
She really is a good hearted person, we have just grown apart; and i am in love with somrbody new. She is a good person, great mom, hard worker and has things going good for her. Has 15year job stability/security, and is further her career options. she doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs or cheat. I wish I could say the same for myself. I know i have broken her heart many times, have hurt her and made her cry but she forgives me and takes me back. She deserves better !!!
Location: apache junction, arizona

Anonymous said...

re, Two Fags

Two Fags are arguing: "Butter!"
"Margerine!"
"Butter!"
"Margerine!"
"Butter!"
The first Fag sighed, "Ok, darling, we'll compromise
Let's use Vasoline!"

Anonymous said...

re: Cats
Why do you suppose you never see stray cats in mexican neighborhoods? Because it's the other white meat. That's why! Just a little hot sauce, mmmmm good.

Anonymous said...

A Birthday Wish

yo a;; Muslims - I wish you would die.

Anonymous said...

The cost of Illegal Immigrants
The U.S. lost $41.1 billion in 2005, according to the World Bank, while Switzerland watched $13.2 billion trickle out of the country that year.
But Giuseppina Iampietro, a Swiss Economics Ministry spokeswoman, says little can be done: "Immigrants have no obligation to invest their money in Switzerland."
Meanwhile, from Poland to the Philippines, remittances are throwing lifelines to families combating poverty and helping to keep some national economies afloat:
• Across Latin America, remittances hit $62 billion last year and are projected to top $100 billion by 2010, the Inter-American Development Bank says. Mexicans wire home the most cash - nearly $22 billion - most of it earned in the U.S.

Anonymous said...

With copper and zink prices at and record high in cost, it now cost the Federal Government nearly
2-cents to make a one 1-cent penny.

Anonymous said...

re, cats
The old lady next to me use to clean her cat by beating it against a wall.

Anonymous said...

remember never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from

Anonymous said...

Illegal Supporters
The only people who want the illegals here are their families, employers who don't want to pay a living wage, and politicians who think they can get votes from the other two groups. All three are selling out this country for personal gain.

Anonymous said...

re, cars
when we were kids we would tie firecrackers to a stray cat's tail.
note - none of us ever turned out to be serial killers, rapist, murders or pedophiles ...

Anonymous said...

re, cats ...
back in my day it was common place to drown cats to keep the population to a reasonable level.

Anonymous said...

Found on Phx CL FREE Section ...

Free shoe for first person that responds
Hello,
Im giving away a free left shoe size 10.5, gently used. This shoe has served me right for the past 5 months and now its time to pass down a great deal to a person with only a right shoe (my dog chewed on the back but you can harly tell). Please help my shoe find its mate.

Anonymous said...

Happines -
A good blowob that ends in a her messy face and tits if she pulls out too soon.

Anonymous said...

Another Crazy Ass CL Add, this one is in Phx CL Farm and Garden -
koi fish and pond plants for sale - $99999
18 different fish many large up to 3 foot in length all healthy and happy, along with large array of plants to be sold as I am moving. come see them and bring cash for all offers. I have a 500 gallon pond and it is 100 % healthy.

Comment - Hundred Thousand Dollars for this bullshit, Proof there are an abundance of Idiots in Arizona.

Anonymous said...

re, happiness
hell any blowjob is good.
the worst sex I have ever had was great ...

Anonymous said...

The "REAL" Definition of CUNT =
Cant Understand Normal Thinking

Anonymous said...

am a Republican, therefore I prefer to have other people do my killing for me. In fact, I will go to great lengths to avoid fighting the wars for which I'm constantly agitating. I seek to imitate my hero, Dick Cheney, who helped himself to five deferments during Vietnam. My other hero is George W. Bush, whose daddy got him assigned to the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam. He trained to fly an obsolete jet, therefore there was 0% chance he would be called up to serve. Bush was transferred to the Alabama NG but he never showed up for duty and there are no witnesses who can testify that they served with him in the Alabama NG.
Join the Military, Sign Up Today

Anonymous said...

Good bye and good riddance Paco and Maria:
The Arizona state new immigration law that goes into effect in January will force Paco and Maria to leave the state.The Arizona Republic reported that a 100 illegals a day are allready leaving before January. hispanic bussiness`s are whining because their sales are down. Thats great news!! When all the hispanic owned business close the former owners can take the jobs that illegals once had. The more that close the better. When the hispanic business community sponsered the protest rallies they never expect this. Good bye PACO and MARIA dont forget to take your worthless piece of shit anchor babies with you.

Anonymous said...

did anyone see the protest ...
I have stayed out of the Pro and Con argument here about Illegals but ....
If you watched CNN, MSNBC, FOX, CBS, or NBC news yesterday and CNN this morning you would have seen those damn illegal assholes protest marching in LA.
There were so many Mexican Flags I couldn't even begin to count them all.
This would be a good time and place at these protest to round all these ass wipes up and deport them.

Anonymous said...

eBay and PayPal
I bought two item from the same guy on eBay. These were not the bid items but direct purchase. The Asian fella used PayPal for payment, had a hotmail email address and no phone number. I got charged S & H for both items, which was $5.95 each on a $9.00 item.
They both arrived from SF to Phx in 5 days - WTF is that?
But they both arrived with a problem, not working properly.
After unanswered emails from the seller, no response from eBay and bunch of shit from PayPal I finally repaired the items myself.
Here is my RANT ...
The last time I ordered soemthing from eBay was 5-years ago and it will be a long time or never again.
PayPal wanted me to sign up for an account with all kinds of personal info before they would even take my complaint. They had no problem in taking my money for payment though. I refused telling them this was a onetime purchase no more friggin eBay and I didn't want a damn PayPal account.
They refused to help me, and I had to Google to find a customer service phone number.
The customer service rep merely parrots the online response saying I need a registered account for help.
So I told him I will return it, agian he said sign up for an account to do that.
So I said I will just call my credit card company and stop payment on the purchase. He said that was Ok with him.
I then informed him I was going to Small Claims Court and haul PayPal's butt into court. Well he spoke to his supervisor and they had a whole new attitude. Suddendly they were sorry for my problem, they would contact the vendor, gave me their Legal email address, etc etc.
Why is it people just can't do the right things.
I wanted these items, that is why I bought them
I just wanted them to work properly.
Be advised you should never do business with anyone who uses a temporary email address such as yahoo, gmail, msn, hotamil, etc.
Also never do business with anyone who doesn't have a phone number.
Unfortunately eBay does not inform you of the vendor's particulars until after payment and purchase is completed.
I suggest avoiding doing business with either PayPal or eBay.

Anonymous said...

Subject: water test
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli
E.Coli bacteria (found in feces). In other words, we are consuming 1
kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Booze = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink
water & be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Anonymous said...

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have SEX?"
"No." She answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes." She replied.
Then I said, "I'd like to phone a friend."
That's the last thing I remember.

Anonymous said...

The problem with black people is that they are mad that they aren't white.

The problem with Mexicans are they weren't at least born one notch up as black.

Anonymous said...

Apple Announcement
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in a woman's breast implant.

The "iTit" will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Anonymous said...

re, Apple -
Yeah but did you hear about the new Star Wars Peni Light Saber cover?
It glows in the dark so you can find which hole you want to stick your meat in.

Anonymous said...

A Riddle:
A man leaves home, makes three left turns and arives back home only to be greeted by two masked men. Who are they?

Anonymous said...

re, a riddle
They are at a basenall game, the man is greated by the Catcher and the Home Plate Umpire.

Anonymous said...

CUNT:
C-chubby
U-uneducated
N-nasty
T-tuna smelling bitch!

Anonymous said...

Good night to all you fat ass women...

Anonymous said...

i got the job i'm moving to japan

I will sort rice for 2.01 yen an hour and live in a dresser drawer.

Anonymous said...

food 4 thought
A broken clock is right twice a day!

Anonymous said...

This is about Pets listed on CL.
If there weren't any FREE Pets on craigslist (CL) you stupid Americano's wouldn't have any burritos.
ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

So you need a viagra/cialis doctor:
Awww. Poor little faggot can't get a boner anymore huh?
It's probably overstimulation.
So quit beating off all day long, and GET A JOB!!!

Anonymous said...

Bitchology - The Woman Factor:
For those who think we have a weaken military because of women -
Have you forgotten the PMS factor?
Woman + PMS + A High-powered Rifle = some very DEAD Muslims!
LOL

Anonymous said...

Thoughts and Facts:
Illegal aliens murder 12 real Americans daily

Anonymous said...

re, close the borders
Here is the story ....
WASHINGTON – While the military "quagmire" in Iraq was said to tip the scales of power in the U.S. midterm elections, most Americans have no idea more of their fellow citizens – men, women and children – were murdered this year by illegal aliens than the combined death toll of U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan since those military campaigns began.
Twelve Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens, according to statistics released by Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa. If those numbers are correct, it translates to 4,380 Americans murdered annually by illegal aliens. That's 21,900 since Sept. 11, 2001.
Total U.S. troop deaths in Iraq as of last week were reported at 2,863. Total U.S. troop deaths in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Uzbekistan during the five years of the Afghan campaign are currently at 289, according to the Department of Defense.

Anonymous said...

To My Missing Wife:
I miss the freaky times we had together and want them back.

P.S. - The Dr is pissed that you fell behind on making the payments on your boob job and he's going to repossess them.

Anonymous said...

The voice of experiance here, Mujeras Latinas estan muy caliente' ! Yes , I've dated some hotties in my life but the mamacitas got ALL the girls beat!

Anonymous said...

If Hillary or some other Democrat wins in 2008.......

Then will Alec Baldwin move back to the USA??? Oh that's right he LIED...he never DID leave the USA after Bush won did he???
Hmmmmmmm...

Anonymous said...

CNN is Reporting - U.S. Authorities just announced today that 2 vials of Phosgene (WW I Mustard Gas) all believed to be destroyed in 1990, was found in a United Nations Office on Friday (August 24th). The UN area was evacuated but the U.S. Govt was not told until this morning of its existence. The origin or reason for th vials being left is unknown.

Anonymous said...

Attention Harley Motorcycle Riders:
If you see a grown man pushing a Yellow Tonka Truck wearing nothing but a diaper just move aside and let an 18 wheeler do the job.

Anonymous said...

Once upon a time:
A cannibal was walking through the jungle came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked at the menu.
Broiled Missionary................ $ 10.00
Fried Explorer ................ $ 15.00
Grilled Republican................ $ 100.00
Baked Democrat ................... $ 100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked why is there such a difference in price for the politicians?
The cook replied, "Have you tried to clean one?"
THEY'RE SO FULL OF SHIT IT TAKES ALL DAMN MORNING !!!

Anonymous said...

Hello Bill Clinton -
I let my friends smell my finger, after it's scratched your wife's ccochie.

p.s. tell that bitch Hillary it's time to douche.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else smell their hand after they scratch their ass?

Anonymous said...

B.A.W.:

Busted Ass White Bitch At Work.

Anonymous said...

The Tramp Stamp .....
Idiot chicks with a tat on the small of there back is just another clear sign of worthlessness !!!

Anonymous said...

Goverment Job..Volunteer ..NEEDED
for - any Mexican wanting FREE social services or people who want to assist Illegals in obtaining FREE social services to help bankrupt America

Anonymous said...

Warning ...
This board is NOT for any of you Liberal craigslist wannabee commies.

Anonymous said...

as per guidelines listed for this board

Please run out and Piss on a Muslim today, trust me, they like it.

Anonymous said...

re, muslims
yep kill them all

Anonymous said...

ah midget girls
i like 2 place their feet behind there head and spin them around like a top on my cock

Anonymous said...

re, muslims
wake up america kill them all now before it's too late

Anonymous said...

I am looking for a slender attractive woman in her twenties with a Daddy complex.
Come on baby let me be your Daddy.
I'll take care of you in ways you can't even imagine.

Anonymous said...

re, muslims
I feel the same way about these flipping useless illegal Mexicans

Anonymous said...

Everyone have a great Labor Day

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhh
my pussy hurts
someone anyone lick it and make it feel better

Anonymous said...

Tight Twats are best !!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

if your girl is reluctant to suck that member just do what I do, put some good old fashioned Hershey's Chocolate Syrup on it and let her lick it off.

Anonymous said...

Help me ...
I need a perfect male with a big 1
I haven't had sex in 15 minutes and I am freaking out.

Anonymous said...

remember all this bullshit talk about stopping animal abuse such as dog fighting, and cock fighting.

at least these people not killing one another or may be you

Anonymous said...

Contrary to public opinion and belief propstitution is NOT legal in Las Vegas.

Anonymous said...

sniff sniff sniff
I smell a Muslim
piss on it

Anonymous said...

re, muslims
Hey Islam ... may the infidels of today rule all the world of tomorrow and use your dead corpses for fish food.

Anonymous said...

The Best B's are ...........

Boobs
Beer
Boner

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