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Looking 4 -
I rally really want to give some young juicy wet foxy lady one hell of a tongue lashing. I promise to get you wet and cum like bitch in heat.
Is there any beautiful, sweet tasting pussy out there today?
Any takers for this ... cum on ladies ... cum 4 me ...
What Is Yield Spread Premium?
For example, your loan amount is $200,000. The loan officer locks and closes you at 6.5% interest rate. The real market rate…the truthful rate…the rate you could have…should have had was 6.0%. The “spread” between the rates “yields” a “premium” (another way of saying…money).
Hence the name “Yield Spread Premium”.
The .5% rate spread on average creates 2.0% of your loan amount as the yield spread premium profit. That means the loan officer made an extra $4,000 (2% x $200,000 loan amount) on your loan in addition to any origination, processing, application, or underwriting fees they disclosed on the Good Faith Estimate or closing statement.
Professor Howell Jackson of Harvard Law School said in testimony before Congress,
“…borrowers are simply told that their loans will have a certain interest rate, and they never understand that the interest rate is higher than it needs to be.”
That’s a Harvard Professor testifying under oath before Congress on his findings after doing a 2 year study.
So if you don’t believe me, believe him!
Harvard professor Jackson’s study on YSP found it’s existence on 90% of all loans and it equalled on average an extra 2% profit in addition to a 1% origination, mortgage broker, or discount fee. Which we can then deduce means 90% of all loans are closed with a rate .5% higher than the market rate.
CRABS
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of uncooked frozen crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen,
and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up.
So she took them home and ate them herself.
The coaltion to do away with ALL flat asses and big floppy tits ...
I see all too much of, and which makes me want to get out of my car and slap the shit out of the idiot what's with these morons who drive around in a 1976 (or older) beat up piece of shit, paint half chipped, tires bald, and they got spinners on the tires...are you serious? Are you going to tell me that you spent all that money (I think they are like 200.00 a piece) to put spinners on a piece of shit does that really make you think u r cool?
WAKE UP
Women & The Razor
Hey America wake up people we are tax paying pawns
Every mortgage broker, underwriter, and mortgage company should all go bankrupt, the people should all be put to death for being the con artist they are.
Yeah but I hate Muslims more.
Lets put them all to death first.
re, mortgage people and muslims
why cant we kill them both at the same time. see either one or both kill them now before its too damn late.
ok
But lets include Cat Owners and Cats. I hate them.
dont forget realtors they are just as bad, lets kill the off also.
I am all for this, but inlcude those idiot religiou nuts regardless of their religion.
Yes indeeed but remember to kill off all the Liberals.
I want to inlcude all these stupid illegals, especially starting with these damn big rig truck drivers coming here from Mexico.
Misleading Radio Ads Gets Mainstream Media Attention. No closing cost mortgage scams of Lenox Financial and the annoying Jon Shibley radio ads with that southern drawl - exposed by blogger are finally getting mainstream media attention.
Who the fuck cares what grown adults do in their bedroom or to their private parts?
If we keep allowing America to turn color by the next 2 gernerations we will al be brown.
Keep the muslims/ towell head arabs/ hindus from india/ and illegal mexicans out of America.
New Slang for Illegal Aliens
They are now being called "TONKS". I have heard this lately and have seen a couple of t-shirts with it. The name refers to the sound that is made when hitting them in the head with a maglite.
Hello,
This is GOD I really wish you so called religous people would please stop speaking for me. Most, if not all of the words that is writen in this book you people call the Bible, were never said by me. These words were writen by man(by men that were less intelligent than today's man).
When the common man starts to speak for me then common man starts to die. Not by hands but by yourselves. All of you small little men that think they know what is best for his fellow man. You don't know, trust me none of you know. SO PLEASE STOP SPEAKING FOR ME. IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL PAY.
So have a good life and stop pissing me off.
Yours truly,
GOD
Texas is great
Arizona sucks
Gun Control
Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell FAT!!!!
Luciano Pavarotti the opera star died.
He should have taken better care of his ovver weight fat ass.
Now they can bury him in a piano crate.
To the people of Phoenix Arizona, especially craigslist posters ...
You know what they say about Farts? When people hold them in, they tend to crawl up their spine and lead to a bunch of shitty ideas. I think you ought to pass some gas today!
Politicians, why cant there be an open hunting season on all of them?
Mortgage Brokers really do suck.
But Realtors and Real Estate Brokers including ALL state appointed real estate commissioners suck more!!!
bad workmanship / bad contractor ....
Dont use these arrogant idiots.
Polyrock known here in Arizona as Stone Impressions of Tempe AZ
This is a concrete overlay product used for sidewalks, patios, porches, pool decks, etc.
I paid them for the work about 2-years ago ($3,500.00). Have a full 2-year warranty. They claim the defects are not under warranty (they have never been out to look at them), and want $150/Hr to repair the problem. I had two of their competitors out and both agreed it was a material defect and should be under warranty. One siad they get a lot of complaints about this company.
Check BBB in Phx they have 7 complaints this year for non warranty or install problems.
Spoke to Polyrock in corp off in Tenn they said this company is their dealership, exclusive for Maricopa County but have been unable to get their licensed rep to repair the work. They have walked away as well.
Stone Impressions also sold me a reseal for 800/sf area for almost $1,000. They took my money, and never showed up. Now they claim they have the right to change the schedule and do business with whom they please. They have had my money for almost 5 weeks.
There competitor told me I don't need a complete reseal of the entire surface, these are suppose to last 3 to 4 years. Even Polyrock corporate agrreed, said I wouldn't need new sealer, The Stone Impression Rep should have come out and looked at it before selling me somthing I don't need. Also 3 competitors and even Polyrock says the sealer price quote is rwice as high as it should be.
Moral of this story ....
1) These so-called 10-year warranties are ussless if the company isn't around or there licensed rep (dealership) wont honor them.
2) Dont take this crap laying down, go to small claims court and sue their asses, I am.
3) Post these types of notices so others wont be duped out of their money and hire unprofessional contractors. People like this are just the same as a con artist.
4) Just get real Flagstone or outdoor tile installed, the initial cost is more, but you will be better off in the long run.
Sexually Transmitted Diseases =
The Price of Sexual Freedom
Arizona is a state infested with numbskulls
A Question:
I'm thinking about bangin an Indian (A native american/wagon burner .... NOT a frigging dot head)
Any advice?
Are they good lovers?
Do they swallow?
Do they shave that Cottonwood tree down below?
Do they like it doggie style, in the trunk, or what?
Just thought I would ask some advice of my fellow posters.
Any help appreciated.
Renting Them There DVDs:
Can someone please run me through a plausible scenario here.
How do people manage to mangle dvds beyond use while simply removing them from the case and placing them directly into the dvd player and vice versa? By looking at them you would think people are taking them out of the case and furiously rubbing sand paper all over them. Or tying a string to them and using them as a cat toy for a few hours. Maybe using them in the classic but still funny "throw it into the ceiling fan game"? I really don't know.
Then there's the classic goo all over the DVD. What where you idiots having a PBJ when you took it out or what?
But to those of you who are delibrately damaging dvds because you are malicious by nature and find it funny can you please stop? It is really annoying to get all nestled in only to find the dvd skipping and stuttering making the president look like a smooth charismatic speaker.
Aah, gotta love being annoyingly perplexed by the small and pointless things in life.
taco bell:
You want to know what happened to the chihuahuas? The ones that didn't become the pet prize of Miss Rich Bitch Paris Hiton, weel they became the meat in your burrito.
I couldn't sleep a wink last night -
The lady across the street was doing me all night, but then what are neighbors for?
Remember
Those who plot the destruction of others often perish in the attempt.
re, remember
I dont care as long as the party I am seeking the revenge on goes first and I can look the sorry ass bastard in the eyes.
Ramadan is coming.
Let the CIVIL WAR in Malaysia start now.
Let all Malay Muslim die a horrible death.
There will never be an ....
All Islamic State in Malaysia.
re, remember
Tell that to those useless anti christ devil worshipping Islamic suicide bombers.
re, remember - revenge ...
Ba an adult about it and deal with them directly. Don't be a chickenshit and get revenge while in hiding!
Aid go to illegal immigrants in any form?
Hell no!
re, aid
This country has it's own problems and I think we should get the hell out of everyone else's back yard till ours is cleaned! Don't give them a dime in no which way shape or form.
I look forward to the day we are bombed out of existance.Humans screw up everything they can in this world,mainly for their own greedy purposes and comforts. Bush is a good example of democracy at it's worst. America is a sick and vulgar society and it will only get sicker. I welcome death.
Number of Immigrants hits record 37.5 Million:
The Census Bureau - Nearly one in five people living in the United States speaks a language at home other than English, according to new Census data that illustrate the wide-ranging effects of immigration.
The number of immigrants nationwide reached an all-time high of 37.5 million in 2006, affecting incomes and education levels in many cities across the country. But the effects have not been uniform.
In most states, immigrants have added to the number of those lacking a high-school diploma, with almost half of those from Latin America falling into that category. Remember this is just 2006 data.
These numbers now put us behind all other industrial countries for uneducated people.
America = Soon too Be A Bankrupt Nation
re, The Govt Has Won
Looks like its time for another Revolutionary War. The government no longer represents the people.
Awesome Senior Moment
There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America.
I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely
declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All
three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country.
If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
Anti-Smoker, In Your Honor:
I am shoving a whole pack of cigarettes into my mouth, and lighting them all at once.
re, antu smoker
your mommy !!!!!!!
S/W/M Seeks a Goomah
Hey ladies, how da' fuck are ya'? Let me introduce myself my name is Paulie.
I found out about dis fuckin site from a fuckin pal o' mine. He sayz derz some pretty good lookin broads that post on here, I say hes fuckin insane.
I'm just lookin fer some broad to suck my canoli every now and den'.
Is dat so fuckin complicated? Fuuuuuck no.
So ..... lookin forward to maybe takin you out for a ride in my new caddy, we could stop off and grab a sangwich, some vino and who knows maybe I'll let ya blow me. If yer lucky!
Love Paulie
Fast food freeze in L.A.?
Los Angeles could say no to new fast food joints for 2 years.
Again this is another example of the piss ant useless government interferring with my rights. If you notice all these stupid ass laws primarily come out of the mouths of so-called do-gooders a.k.a. Liberals and are always focused on and effect the poor or middle class.
MARRIAGE---
not all are like that, i have allways been taught that the women place in a marrage is to take care of the home and the kids and if we women want a job we can have one, but the women may never make more then the man becuase the man is the head of the house and should provide BY HIMSELF for the family. i have been married for a yr, and me and my husband have agreed that if i want to work i can as long as i do my duties around the house.
re, MARRIAGE ----
This is why I will never get married.
why I smoke
I dream about sucking cock all day but am afraid to let the guys at the office know.
Socialism just around the corner?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
(2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
(3) "(We) ...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
(4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."
(5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
(6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
Now you might think these were the famous words of the Father of communism, Karl Marx....and you would be on the right track in thinking so.....but you would be wrong......
These pearls of socialist/Marxist wisdom are from non other than our very own, home-grown Marxist.........
That person's name is Hillary Clinton
All Religion is the problem in the world.
It's been brainwashing people since the dawn of man to blame problems on the spirts in the sky. i think its about time people wake up and control there own lifes.
Insert hybolical, multisyllabic, psychobabble here!
Hangover Cure
How about this for a hangover cure? Set yourself up with a wire..you know, a hidden microphone...and record everything that you say while you are out drinking. Then, in the morning, slip the disk into your player and listen to your dumb-assed, obnoxious, loud, and inconsiderate comments while you are trying to work. Just share in the joy that others feel from simply being in your presence.
The Commercial / Retail real estate brokers in Scottsdale and Phoenix Arizona suck.
They are very unprofessional.
I have spent two weeks all ready looking for a retail space and left over a dozen messages with Realtors, which only one every called me back, and they were trying to sell me property ... what part of I want to lease (rent) a retail space don't these morons understand?
May be if I post to enough websites like this one the owner of the properties will wake up and hire some professional people to handle their leases (retail space rentals), maybe ...
re, unprofessional realtors
and this really surprises you, especially about Phoenix Arizona, the white collar crime capital of the world.
re, Unprofessional Realtors in Arizona
I had the same problem with purchasing a new home.
I wanted to purchase a Spec Home from a distressed builder. I got Realtors trying to sell me everything but a NEW home.
The people of Arizona are friggin idots and the Realtors in the Phoenix Valley lead the way and all march to the same tune ..
They should have a sign around their neck that says. "Hello I am a Realtor, I am An IDIOT."
re, Unprofessional Realtors in Arizona
Ditto
ALERT !!!!
roperty Management by Desert Southwest Group -
DON'T USE THEM EVER !!!!!!
My Dog is Smarter than any Mexicans
I tell me dog to Sit, she sits
I ask my dog to shake, she shakes
I tell my dog to speak, she speaks
I tell my dog there is a beaner outside, she barks
Good Dog.
Ramadan has started ...
Why hasn't the Civil War in Malasyia begun yet ???
Hello New York,
Great Sunday.
Got me some TAP last night and now my live-in bitch just gave me sum TAP.
Hey NY,
Yes got me some TAP to bro.
It was your live-in bitch last night ...
How's them sloppy seconds ???
On Phx CraigsList - under 'FREE' -
BIG Nude Dancer Sign- No Joke
Ok I have this huge sign hanging in my garagae! It's about 12 feet long (give or take) I believe it came from a strip club back in the 70's!! Anyways, I need this thing gone by Monday the 17th or Tuesday the 18th!!! There is a possibility i MIGHT be able to work something else out if needed! I really need it gone fast!!
re, craugslist
here's one 4-sale
This was on the Phx Farm-n-Graden
Super Heavy Duty Utility/Military Trailer , Cheap
Yes it's a real military trailer built for a variety of uses, a real steal so to say.
Imagine John McCain in White House ...
That be Illegal Heaven -
Friggin Horrible 4 America.
The Name Mohammed – I thought that was supposed to be a holy man, looks like holy shit from here. Lets bomb them all into oblivion.
Why A Dog is smarter than a Mexican:
Mexicans exhibit many characterics that resemble humans but the cerebral cortex in a Mexican is underdelveloped. Mexicans are a subspecies, thats why any Dog is smarter then them.
If you could enroll your Dog in college he or she would be a genius in a class of Affirmative Action Mexicans.
Allah Shakes Indonesia
Allah shook Indonesia to the tune of an 8.2 earthquake. Since it's one day before Ramadan, Allah must be angry at his followers.
To appease Allah,eat pork or ham only during Ramadan.
God is great.
P.S. - Ramadan Last One Month, you still have time to appease the Gods or you could just kill yourself, all is equal you know !!!
re, unprofessional commercial / retail realtors:
You never said who the companies you contacted were.
But I had this same problem with Rbi Real Estate in Phoenix Arizona.
I simply just looed up the property owner (little hassle there) and contacted them directly.
They rented the property to me, thus bypassing the realtor fees.
So you may want to just go into the public records, online by the way, and find the property owner, tell them the idiot realtors they hired aren't serving either the property owner or the potential reatail lease holder (user).
re, realtors
Wake-up people they are all morons .. !!!
Closing the Borders
re, my dog is smarter than ....
Well thinks about this -
A Mexican is 10,000 times smarter than a Muslim.
Even the dumbest Illegal Mexican doesn't blow his OWN stupid ass up.
re, tap re, white boy
Yeah MF but I was gettin your white honky sister last night she was pretty good.
Swallowed a huge load of my enriched sperm.
Alliance Air
Please be aware that the carrier Alliance Air, which recently started flying out of Williams Gateway in Phoenix Arizona is owned by Dubia Ports, a raghead Corp. out of the Middle East.
Another reason for a revolt.
Our idiotic leaders will not stop till they totally sell out the U.S.A ....Gum it Up ....and flush it down the sewer !!
ILLEGALS Dwell On These facts
Interesting, and this is only one State.
If this doesn't open your eyes nothing will!
From the L. A. Times
1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.
(There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County)
(All 10 of the above are from the Los Angeles Times)
Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.
Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York) results from immigration.
29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
We are a bunch of fools for letting this continue.
Did You Hear ???
Condolezzie Rice is the Illegitimate Love Child of
Alfred E. Neuman and Woopie Goldberg.
The More Things Change, The More They Remain The Same
TO WIT :
1) Sally Field goes Mental on Emmy Awards Show...again !
2) Hillary Clinton Promises Universal Health Care Plan... again !
* sigh - ... It's Deja Vu, all over ...again !
Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand, Janet Reno, Condie Rice, Hillary Clinton, Janet Napolitano, Nacy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein Form an all useless Bitch Musical Road Band
Called ... "The Carpet Baggers Sing The American Blues."
The average mentality of a Phoenix AZ craigslist poster is reflected below ... Please draw your own conclusions:
FLAGGED !!
My message got flagged.
Does this spell trouble for me?
What are the proper steps to take when a message is flagged?
Do I need an Attorney?
Should I stop using the internet or craigs list now?
Do you get jail time for a flag?
I'm logging off now and don't know if I should ever log back on
This has ruined my day
GOODBYE (I'm headed home) :>(
Afermative Action
A Heartwarming Student Story
My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an award for being the best speler in class. The white dude who sit next to me is McGee.
He got a 94% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.
I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into class,
and 5 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%.
Granny ax me to thank all Liberals for suporting Afermative Action. You showing the way to true equality. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe
I be yo doctor.
Yo fren,
Eboneesha
RANT: Cats All Over The Place
A few weeks ago a new neighbor moved in. She has 6 cats which live in the garage and front yard. They can't go in the backyard because there are 5 dogs back there. So anyway, I come out of my house and one of them is on my daughters car and jumps off and scratches the black paint. Not cool. The next day one is on my car and jumps off and scratches it!! I approach the neighbor and she gives me a bottle of car wax that is a scratch remover. Next day I call animal control. They tell me there is nothing they can do with these cats roaming all over, no such thing as a leash law for cats. I can't handle these cats anymore, they are in my yard, on my cars, etc.
LOSING Our Country ...
The Senate is debating this week an ammendment called the dream act to the defense appropriations bill that would grant amnesty to millions of illegals who claim they came here prior to age 16. Regardless of their age now. These new citizens (if this amendment passes) will then be able to "sponser" other mexicans to come here. This idiotic peice of legislation will effect our kids and diffenatly our grandchildren in a very negative way. So I ask the question, what have you done for your country? Your country needs you to be an informed and active citizen, no longer can we trust that our government will do the right thing. Call Senator Kyl and Senator McCain's office and let them clearly know you strongly oppose the "dream act". Your calls DO count.Your father or grandfather served his nation with honor, the least you can do is make a call.
Here is the numbers.
Senator Kyl's Washington D.C Office. Phone: (202) 224-4521
Senator McCain's Washington D.C office phone: (202) 224-2235
8 out of the last 10 Police officers in Arizona were killed by Illegal Alliens.
Re; cats all over
Get a dog a big one or a pellet gun or call the human society and report them.
Pellet gun is much more fun it's no worse than when they scratch each other. Now to all the crazy cat lovers let me have it. Get the gun (BB or pellet) it's fun.
re, re, Cats
Sounds like you are in Arizona, if you are -
I had this problem but with ferral cats.
I tried the BB gun but cats are stupid they come back time after time.
Then I tried trapping them, but the stupid ass county wants you to take them there and pay a $50.00 fee to have them destroyed, another great example of our tax dollars at work.
The best thing, which I have found, is anti freeze ...they drink it and die.
Also, if the neighbor has so many pets they are in violation of health laws and they will remove the dogs and cats and force the owners to have one or two pets only.
If you have an HOA complain, threathen to sue them for non performance, they take your money make them earn it.
English Only in Arizona
To the person who wrote awhile back that English is the law of the land in Arizona because the people voted on it ...
It is true the people including myself overwhelmingly voted for ENGLISH Only in Arizona on a Proposition
but ....
This Prop like so many others never really get put into place. They Govt has never implemented this Prop even though it was passed, here are some examples:
1) Just during the last election for Mayor, City Council, and a few local Phoenix Props (more bullshit again) the mail in ballot was in both English and Spanish.
2) Call your local Phoenix City Dept like say water, sewer, garbage collection you still get Press 1 for English.
3) They still have mandated classes in public schools for these ILLEGAL shits to learn English that our tax dollars are paying for.
These Propositions are a way to let the Voters (real Americans) blow off steam and appease them in a way that it looks like the voter has some say. If you believe that I got some swamp land infested by mosquitos in Florida I'd like to sell you.
The ony way voters will ever make a difference in America again, is to vote out ever SOB in office at every level. Limit every office to one term and create more political parties so no single party can ever again have a majority vote to do any damn thing.
Only option other than this is follow our founding fathers and have another Revolution!
Build It ~ I am all in favor of genetic engineering. We could manufacturer the perfect woman, no voice, huge hooters, a small tight round very firm tucked up ass, and long legs. We could relocate them to a new town we shall call Hooterville. Build it and we shall come.
re, those cats all over ...........
Good idea with the BB gun, it will scare them away. My husband shoots at cats in the neighborhood and now they go out of their way to stay away from our property!! Works well on birds too. He doesn't shoot to kill them, he just scares the hell out of them .... Good Luck, and if that doesn't work, take pictures of damages and sue the neighbor in small claims!! If she has to pay for damages, she might re-think her cat situation.
2nd Amendment Rights
Trilateral Commission, Council of Foreign Relations(CFR), Security and Partnership;Prosperity(SPP), North American Union(NAU),European Union(EU), North American Free Trade Agreement(NAFTA). Fasten your seat belts ladies and gentleman---You are about to enter the no-spin zone. The above groups/agencies are as real as your morning cup of coffee. Their agenda is to impose their will on your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Ever hear of the New World Order? The world, as we know it, is currently being divided into manageable sections, under the auspices of the Council of Foreign Relations. Once a centralized ruling body is established, (United Nations?), and the rules of the game are clearly written, then the only obstacle left is the removal of your right to keep and bear arms. I'm not advocating chaos, but, our Foundering Fathers wrote that we, The People, have a right to take down the government by force if need be and replace it with one that is clearly more representative. The Elitists cannot be stopped ---they control the congress, corporations, and the media. Be diligent, let's not lose our right to keep and bear arms ---- it's the only way to stop tyranny.
re, cats or politicians
niether is worth a damn
kill them all
Re: Cats ....Any Cats ....All Cats =
Cat lovers? That is code for disorganized, sloppy, pack rat-like, slovenly, cluttered, and pee-smelling...right? Every "cat lover" that I have known that had more than one cat living in their homes is the same way. Their places are dark, gloomy, cat hair and pee smells everywhere, cats laying on kitchen counters, walking over cooking areas, etc... The owners are cave dwellers at best and shut-ins most of the time. What is the special attraction to cats anyway? I'm a dog person. They listen, they mind, they enjoy the company of humans, they play and interact. Cats do nothing. They have no allegiance to their owners. They do not care for people for the most part. They are independent and aloof. Selfish and only care about the next plate of food that is put in front of them. If someone with 3 cats quit feeding them for even a day, they would bolt from their cave and stay with the next person that would open up a can of Lil' Friskies.
I have no use for cats. Unless they taste like chicken.
re, re, re, cats all over the place
You know, your right. after talking it over with my cat (Catbox Bob) he informed me that he thought that post was cruel and hurtful to all the cats that read these R&R. So being the good pet owner I am (cats own you, you don't own them), I agreed to post a apology to all the cats that have read that post and were offended by it.....Catbox Bob still has not forgiven me for having him declawed and having his boys removed,(he's not allowd outside) hope this makes it up to him, I'm tired of hearing him bitch.........
see what these cat's are doing...
I hereby declare WAR on all cats everywhere ..
Kill them all, preferably with their owners !!!
Animal Cruelty Jokers! Come Out With Your Hands Up!!
My name is Lt Pussywillow, with the County Sherriff’s Office - Cruelty to Animals and Animal Jokes SWAT Special Response Vice Squad Team.
I am here to let the posters in this forum know just how seriously we take animal cruelty and jokes about animal cruelty. If you make a joke, or even say the words “animal cruelty, we’ll immediately subpoena their records, trace your email address back to the host, subpoena them, audit their records, hope that you used your real name to establish that email address, try to look your name up in the yellow pages phone book, google your address and the totally bust in your door (or your neighbors door accidentally), pepper-spray you, cuff you, tase your ass, and then take you off to jail for the Unlawful Application of Comedic Suggestion Towards Totally Serious Subjects (as defined in GW Bush Federal Spy Statue (number classified).
I’ve seen a lot of terrible things during my time in this department; pussy pounding in Peoria, chicken choking in Guadalupe, beaver lickings in Scottsdale… and I’ll never forget the terrible “peanut butter incident” at Michael Jackson's house … uughhh!!
Sometimes it’s all so terrible it makes me want to go back to the Baby In a Meat-Grinder Department.
Be aware, All R&R boards, we are watching, and we will bust you … ‘cause we don’t have anything better to do!!
RE:RE:RE; tr, re - Cats all over -
Your completely right, animal cruelty is not a JOKE, it's a SPORT ....... here kitty, kitty, kitty .. (lock and load) we be hunting cats,
hehehehehehe
Re; rant cats all over
Let me guess you own ten cats. You wear a MuuMuu and look like a bag lady. I DECLARE WAR. WAR I TELL YOU. I DECLARE WAR ON ALL CATS,ON ALL BAG LADIES. AND MADAM I DECLARE WAR ON YOUR MUUMUU. Pick a side folks... Do you want to live in world where cats scratch your cars, bag ladies wear MuuMuu. Or do you want to live in a world where cats wear MuuMuu and keep bag ladies for pets(pet bag ladies, that's rich). By the way are 7 Soma enough or are 8 to many. Ah, fuck it I'm going to the liquor store. Watch out you MuuMuu wearing ladies that make cats into bags. I all hopped up on soma's and looking for you twisted freaks.
cats
I'm all for killing feral cats and eliminating the destruction, filth, and disease they spread. I wouldn't take a microwave or a lawnmower to a cat in the same way that I don't pull the wings off flies or the legs off spiders. I would, however, put an anonymous pellet through the offending cat's head and chuck it over the fence.
Food 4 Thought
Some years back after work some of us were at happy hour and this one guy was a little tispy, so he mentioned a list he kept about the people that pissed him off in life. Not little things. But shit like bad neighbors, terrible bosses, ignorant office backstabbers, and my special favorite bad service providers like contractors, realtors, vendors, retail outlets, etc.
Apparently he kept this list and actually tracked the exact whereabouts of these people on his 'Get Even List.' Like their home addresses, current places of work, et al.
In his drunken stuper he told me that, 'Hey jsut wait till I retire, I gonna look all these assholes up and get my revenge.'
So the next time you decide to piss someone off, it could be that guy or someone like him.
re, thinking out loud
I like it.
Personally those stinking investment bankers and stock brokers who scam me out of my money are high on my list.
re, thinking out loud -
Yeah getting even with several of my bosses over the years who where total jackasses and incompetent but office politics ruled in their favor while screwing everyone else, like me .. certainly sounds damn good.
re, thinking out loud .....
My mortgage lender is high on my list.
re, thinking out loud ......
well my asshole neighbor who thinks they are some kind of shit would please me to no end for them to meet their end
Found this in craigslist.org under Farm-n-Garden
for sale ...
African American For Sale - Hard Worker - $350
re, for sale -
Hard working, illegal Mexican slave laborers, must sell, cheap, one penny per pound.
Bring your own closed in truck or van to haul.
email me for details ...
OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.
To all ...
If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
True Story - for you muscle enthusiests -
I bought a Genuine John Holmes Cock Pump 6 years ago and I use it while watching the Cardinals games since they suck too!
.... No membership fees, no trips that burn expensive gas none of that!........
I simply lube up insert my cock and pump away while my dinner cooks. Now you wanna talk about muscle that counts ! email me and I'll send you some pictures of a real muscle. My life is good and I had to actually enroll into the witness protection program because of all these women that stalked me for my muscle.
By the way I drive a Merceds and live in Scottsdale. The only problem I have is that my cock gets in the way now. One consolation thought is that when my babes are shopping I stay in the car, fall asleep and use my bird for a CLUB ANTI THEFT DEVICE!
On My Couch and Loving It!
Earnest Money Deposits ........
Yes, one of the criteria is that Ernest Money must be refunded in the event you can not obtain a mortgage. I doubt in todays market if you can get a mortgage on a home you are not planning to live in especially if you tell the underwriter you are planning buy a home at your new assigned location.
Ask the builder for the money back, send them a letter.
If they refuse, start posting them to every website you can find slamming builders.
You may want to start here ......
http://www.allrealtorssuck.blogspot.com/
Let all think and talk about Boobs……
Everybody loves boobs……..
//////////////////(.)(.)/////////////////////////Boobs
Boos are beatiful and never sluty
(.)(.) Boobs
re, BOOBS
amen, thats good stuuf but not nuffff
What's the attraction?
Went to Prescott Arizona today just to see what it was like. HOLY SHIT! I thought i entered the twilight zone. I've never seen such a depressing town. Just want to know, what would POSSESS a person to live there? Are the people there in some sort of witness protection program? Have they ever ventured beyond the town limits? Are they a part of some kind of governmental experiment? Please explain.
re, boobs
bbw have fat droopy useless boobs
Real men want real hooters, firm, ski slopes, large erect hard nipples
re, boobs
like them prego hooters, like to milk them I do
re, boobs
Looking for a pair, need hooter love I do !!!
Wake-up America -
Really starting to cool off now here in the northeast.
re, BOOBS
I like (( , )) big ones
Ramadan
What happened to the Civil War in Malaysia ?
Why are all those stinking Malays still alive ?
Come on get with it KILL Them All !!!
Stupid people are everywhere.
I do like stupid girls with BIG Boobs ...
Dont you ???
re, Ramadam and Malaysia
Because the Chinese are gutless bastards.
Kill all Muslims everywhere now, do it you pussies.
Got some T.A.P.
this here AM I did and I am all ready thinking of a nooner
Remember to PISS on a Muslim they really really like it.
re, Ramadan
Malaysai Sucks.
Islam Sucks
Kill all Muslims now
Kill them before they kill you
re, Ramadan and Malaysia
Malaysia stole my money ... boycott any and all product from Malasyia.
Piss on a Malay if you see one.
Q: How can you tell a filipina's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Here is a Blog that sucks big time ...
Every Nazi Needs a Yacht
http://everynazineedsayacht.blogspot.com
It was made by morons for morons so if your a Moron go there.
Useless Ass Focking Wetbacks
Yes I said it. This is American. Not Mexico. If you have so much damn Mexican pride, then go back to your own frocking useless dirty slum infested ilterate country and stay out of mine.
I'll Never Drink Holy-Water Again
I got the runs by drinking the Holy-Water from a neighborhood Catholic Church.
The next day... I picked a Dingleberry off my ass, and (OMFG!) it looked like Michelangelo's sculpture of the Virgin Mary.
I'm putting it up-for-adoption...on E-Bay.
Hmmm...or maybe I can Re-home it, in the Pet section ?
Your Fren,
Eddie Haskill
IS ANYONE AS PISSED ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AS I AM?
re, re, for sale -
Sorry 'We Are Sold Out' of Hard working, illegal Mexican slave laborers.
I am expecting another shipment in the Bronx anytime now.
Will sell cheap as before, one penny per pound.
Bring your own closed in truck or van to haul.
cal me for details at ...
1.800.FMEXICO
To report illegals -
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Toll Free: 1 (866) 347-2423
I hate America.
Death to all Americans.
Islam forever.
followers of Islam email me at:
robinson_1004kijo@yahoo.fr
re, The Italain Connection
Mexicans 4 Sale
Love this,, you should be Mayor of New York.
Spic, Spic, Beaner, Beaner, Mexican, Mexican -
Does this stuff really happen. I mean, do people actually sneak over the border?
The Endless Cycle -
What's it going to take?
That's why this scum will never stop coming back. What have they to lose? Beaner jumps over fence. Beaner commits crime. Beaner gets stiched up @ taxpayers expense because American justice and government cares about beaner's well being. Beaner gets tossed back to Mexico, again @taxpayer expense.Beaner comes back because American border is joke.Beaner loves america... This insanity will never stop until Beaner is irradicated.
Typical REALTOR -
Het Walter want to sell my house?
Walter Alexander, 46, of Mesa, Arizona, a licensed Realtor in both Arizona and California was arrested on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a deadly weapon. Alexander, who was described as one of Simpson's golfing buddies, was released without bail.
Walter was one of the two subjects who had a gun.
He is also reportedly related to the Baseline Rapist.
Lets see if the assholes at The Arizona Dept of Real Estate revoke his license.
Q) Why did god made Mexicans ?
A) To clean the shit stains out of toilets.
So you whinny ass cry babies are too Busy To Patrol the Borders and Harass Politicians to make America better ...
Solution -
Hire Mexicans to do it!
q) Why did GOD make Muslims ??
a) HE didn't, That other gut did !!!!!!
Mexicans were cannibals who came to this country to eat Indians. Mexicans are primitive savages even to this day. You can still see them struggling to walk up right like a man.
Arizona -
Means = Constantly finding more wetbacks in drophouses.
Muslims, Mexicans -
Where is the KKK when you need the dity little hooded buggers
I have conformed to the establishment -
First a checking account - then a cell phone, next a computer, now a friggin job.
Someone help me!!
Undersatnding Life:
Before a girl is 18 she is protected by law, after 65 she is protected by nature, anything in between is fair game.
Just had me a nooner, and now I am ready for the world.
Republicans are greedy as Wall Street SOB's
re, Republicans -
No they are either war mongers or stupid sheet afraid to buck their own President and party.
If Republicans are sheep .....
then Democrats are sheep shit!
In most cases Democrats are sheep shit with dung beetles and worms hanging from their noses, i.e. Hillary Clinton - she picks her nose in public, not once but several times all caught on Video !!!
Know Your Treasonist Scum Politicans -
Both U.S. Senators from Arizona McCain & Kyl plan to vote for backdoor Amnesty this week.
The proper term for Mexican Americans is Lubricanos.
It is OK however to refer to their kids as Spiclets or Cockroach kiddies.
Taking Care of the Illegal Mexican Problem while feeding the world's hungry population ....
Soylent Green, we need Charlton Heston ... we need him bad !!
It's all just a show.
Bush previews the 2008 script...
It's all rigged, they're all actors, and they're all on the same team.
Vote for Ron Paul if you want to save America.
A note on religion
Religion was pieced together by our ignorant ancestors out of fear of the unknown.
Doesn't matter
It doesn't matter because the border will never be closed.
We will be part of the North American Union by 2008 elections.
It has been planned for years and it is soon to be realized.
All this arguing is allowed so that none of you is paying attention to the REAL facts.
You've been lied to and sold out. Canada, USA, and Mexico. One country with one money .... coming soon.
HELP WANTED : ILLEGALS ONLY!!
Tired of making crap wages? Mowing grass for whitey? Dissed for that welfare check that is rightfully yours? Filthy GRINGOS that don't speak our language? Then meet me tommorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. in front of Home depot. Transportation, lunch and a BRIEF orientation will be provided. (WITH PAY!!)
The new soylent green warehouse
I really love being entertained by you stupid 011 conspiracy nuts
Simple History Lesson
The white man did not steal the land from the indians. First, the indians had no concept whatsoever about land ownership as evidenced by the sale of Manhattan for $24. Second, the indians were defeated by the military fair and square, well documented. Third, indians receive everthing free today - from education to housing to cash to healthcare. So, in effect, the government is paying a mortgage on "indian land". The indian wars have nothing to do with todays border jumpers. Read a book moron. I suggest starting slow with Hooked on Phonics.
Now its round em up time - get them there dirty fence clibing border jumpers.
I am white and love it
I am in the south and love it more
Gots me a rebel flag and big house
I am rich in many ways.
White people don't have a lobby or group standing up for whites that have been wronged.
There are no al sharptons.. there are no jesse jacksons.. there is no a.c.l.u.
And the moment we even think about standing up for ourselves, and cry out for justice, someone out there will say "you are a racist".
I'm white, but far from proud. I just keep my head down and pray that no one will screw me over today.
Textbook Idiot
Hillary is Waving the White Flag Again
Hillary Clinton announced today that she would not vote to fund the war unless there is a plan to get the troops out. So, if the troops don't come out they will get no funding - no armor, no bullets, nothing. That should really help us win the war and be more secure. Reminds me of John Kerry voting for the $87 billion for the war before he voted AGAINST the $87 billion. Gotta love that "logic".
Morons
Spics and white trash contractors get the fuck out ..
Hey all you wetback spics get the frig out of my country before I raise Hitler from the grave to give all you sweaty reeking of shit Mexs a shower of death.
And for all you white trash wannabe contractors hiring the illegal Mexicans the SS storm troopers will take care of your skunk asses.
Get the message punks.
Now get out of America ........
Fetish needs fulfilled K9 preferred - big dogs only:
Hi,
I have a fetish! Had a woman's best friend for years *Oh, wink, wink* But King Kong and his dong are now long gone.
I am looking for a nice guy or gal who has an experienced dog. Dog must have friendly demeanor and be a big popping hotdog. I don't want him to be a ravaging maniac dog. An oral dog would be great or one that knows when I spread my legs or bend over he gets that pink puff and stuff.
Let me know your location and send a pic of the pooch I will put in my cooch! You must host, you must be discreet, AND no you can not take pictures or video of action.
Dear Euro White Trash Immigrants:
I see you are working hard this morning like the good Americans that you are! We illegal Mexicano's appreciate that for we need to collect our ...
welfare,
food stamps,
free education,
free healthcare,
send your dollars home to mommy and family,
make babies,
and have time to march and get Congress on our side.
re, W4Dog -
I promise not to take any pics but can I watch?
This is funny ...
BANK OF AMERICA
They sent me a check for $14k, with THIER printed name on it.
I went to deposit it and they told me it will take 7-10 days to clear!
Because they have to make sure the funds were available!
I said what???
ITS YOUR CHECK!
No answer, guy looked confused.
Go figure.
After it cleared I closed my account.
I can't stand the thought of retards holding my money.
The Border Patrol caught a group of illegals the other day and while I was searching one of the subjects noticed that in his wallet he had a B of A credit card and a B of A debit card.
BBW the off world aliens r coming soon ...
they need food .....
you r it.
Mmm, I love sluts:
Snotsdale (Scottsdale Arizona) has lots of them there Gold digger wives ....
These women truly make the world go 'round for men. They cheat too, ya see, and they are dirty sluts.
Show up in any Scottsdale bar after 11 pm. That's really it, just show up and you're in the game. You get the aesthetic advantages of all the plastic, silicone, and botulism they shoot into their bods, they fuck like rabid dingoes (take it in the butt, love to suck a dick, and manifest their daddy issues by doing whatever you tell them to), and then they leave/tell you to leave/get out of the car. They think it makes them independent to tell a guy to leave after mostly anonymous sex, and I say more power to ya honey. These women are straight up and you never have to talk to them again!
One man's trash is another's...trash
Yup-Yup, So I Wake-Up This Morning, and -
Ya' know what I need (I say to myself), I need some old, used,
motor-home hub caps,
a Cadillac without an engine,
a case of almost expired yogurt,
some empty 50 gallon drums,
a broken refridgerator,
about 10 tons of river rock which I have to dig up and haul,
a box of somebody's left-over Kotex pads,
some worn out tires,
a bag of slighly soiled school uniforms,
and, a 30 foot Palm Tree.
Yep! And lo and behold (as fate would have it ), THERE THEY WERE ... in the craigslist FREE section.
go figure...
Somedays...I'm just lucky, I guess !?
Today after lunch I noticed my boss had a little "acident" in her pants.
Do I tell or do I pretend I didn't see it?
For Sale -
Hard working, illegal Mexican slave laborers.
We just got a new another shipment in the Bronx.
Same price as before, one penny per pound.
Bring your own closed in truck or van to haul.
cal me for details at ...
1.800.FMEXICO
Bonus Coupon - mention this ad and for every 500 pounds of Mexicans get one free Nigerian Identity Theft stealing nigger.
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