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1 – 200 of 269 Newer› Newest»Just a reminder to Pet Lovers ...
If you are seeking a new PET, do not purchase a PET from CraigsList on any board other than the Pet Section.
There is an increase in Pet theft nationwide and is prevalent anywhere there are a lot of Illegal Immigrants such as Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, California, and Colorado.
Bush backs Ukraine's NATO bid despite Russian objections.
This is a NATO issue and we should stay out of it.
Congress to question oil executives about soaring prices ......
They have done this many times and the results are the same - the consumer gets screwed and the oil companies get tax breaks ...
wk up you sheeple ass wipe voters and kick all Democrats and Republicans out of office, they are all the same!!!
I love this Blog.
Sorry I cant post more often.
I have a job, unlike those morons who sit on craigslist all day and hit the refresh button.
Regarding the "gub'ment" holding late night sessions and passing laws as we sleep.....they can and have for years now. Remember when even the Senate had a sleepover? It was to take care of business and yes, they were creating and passing laws as we slept.
Personally...I agree with Pastor Hagee...we need another Boston Tea Party. We used to be a Nation that was owned BY the People, that elected a form of Government to keep order. NOW we are a Nation controlled by the Politicians and WE are the slaves to the World.
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
A: The bucket.
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In a cemetery.
Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 8 feet of ground?
A: Because deep down they're really good people.
Q: You are in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a lawyer. You have a gun and only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: Why did the post office discontinue their lawyer stamps?
A: People didn't know which side to spit on.
Arizona may get Toll Roads - another reason to either move out or NEVER move here!
With the increasing traffic nightmares, the idiot politicians want to create even more havoc and tie up traffic to a stand still grid lock by installing Tool Roads in Arizona starting in the Phoenix Valley.
Toll Roads
Drivers Frustrated, Outraged At Valley Toll Roads
by Jim Cross and Kevin Tripp/KTAR
As Valley residents awakened this April 1 to hear that their freeways are being changed to toll roads, most drivers were furious and bewildered, at least one lawmaker lauded the idea as a good way to solve the state's budget crisis.
State Rep. Chester Arthur, R-Wilhoit, said this is one issue on which Republicans can agree with Gov. Janet Napolitano, a Democrat.
Mexico wants to assimilate Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, and California into AZLAND...
so as a resident of Phoenix Arizona, I have begun preparations so that I might assimilate more easily into the proper culture for my area.
Until I hear differently:
- I am throwing my garbage out of the window into both front and back yards.
- I have removed 3 of the 4 wheels from my 2008 Lexus and it is on blocks in front of my home.
- I am single, but have applied for a day care license so that I can house a dozen or so children.
- I have replaced my hanging plants on the back patio with pinatas.
- My living room now has a velvet painting of Jesus and the top of my console TV is a mini-shrine.
- All of the Kleenex in the house has been discarded. I will clean my nostrils manually in my front yard.
- I cancelled my landscaper's services. I bought a lawnmower and two 18-packs of Lite beer.
- My girlfriend is history. I am searching for someone with much more weight.
- I called Cox Cable and requested that they only charge me for Telemundo.
- I moved a few friends in and they are spending today jumping backyard fences and checking back doors and sliding windows for easy access.
- I went to a local market in Guadalupe and got some air freshener with the combination smell of stale beer and vomit.
- When my neighbors ask me about the condition of my property, I reply that I don't speak English.
- I applied for food stamps yesterday, then traded them for beer and some good bud.
- I bought a Mexican Hairless and a pit bull. I named them both, "Pepino".
That's it for now. I am heading to the swap meet to finish redecorating my home.
Sometimes you have to go back to your roots in the real world.
Child Genius at Oxford Becomes Prostitute
$258 an hour is not bad. You can do anything if you put your mind to it (except
throw people out of airplanes over Iraq).
Monday, March 31, 2008
A child prodigy with a talent in mathematics that won her a spot at Oxford at the age of 13 somehow found her way into prostitution.
Sufiah Yusof, who calls herself Shilpa Lee, advertises her body on an Internet sex site, charging 130 pounds an hour or $258.
Yusof and two siblings won university places in their teens but she ran away at age 15 with claims of pressure from her parents.
"It is all desperately heartbreaking," a friend of Yusof said. "With her amazing brain she should be able to make money any way she wants. But instead, her life spiraled completely out of control."
Yusof describes herself as a "sexy, smart student" who prefers "older gentlemen" and offers services every day from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.
Yusof claims her father was "controlling and bullying," which led her to ending the relationship with her family.
Just reading some post --- current and archived, this BLOG is great, I hate CL/Phoenix/Denver - count me in.
I Decapitated Two Baby Pigeons Yesterday
It was wonderful, made me feel empowered, better than going to one those "Secret" meetings... even.
I used a 4 ft. length of 1" wide angle iron, raised slight above my shoulder and stood from a distance of approx. 3 ft. away.
I steadied my aim and sharply thrusted the angle iron forward and downward directly at the pigeon's head.
POP ! THE HEAD CAME RIGHT OFF ! OFMG !
I could barely contain myself to rush into the next one.
However, I quickly regained my composure, and with a heavy jab... successfully decapitated the remaining pigeon as it just sat there, looking up at me, with those big pigeon eyes and trying desperately to elicit some sympathy from me
( I guess, who knows ? )
Anyway, they both died instantly and life was good again, for me, Ha-Ha !
God ! I love killing pigeons.
You know, it's amazing...just how BIG a baby pigeon is... while still not being able to fly.
I wrapped them in a plastic garbage bag and threw them into my neighbor's trash can ( I didn't want the dirty little creatures in my can, ewwwwww ).
So, today I guess I'll have to go and find something else to kill in the neighborhood ?
Hey, Mikester, where do you live ?
The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said,
"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I upped the ante and called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo jerk."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I rode to Starbucks on my bicycle.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Vote Democrat in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
My doctors tell me it is important to laugh.
A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.
But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!
What's so special about a picnic table????
Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.
The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.
Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.
As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????
i drowned my mom's cat
i know im an asshole right.. but hey ..i had asthma and the cat was making me wheezy, and it was hissing at my girlfriends cat and it just had some serious attitude it had to go. so i drowned it in the sink and told my mom it was drinking out of the toilet and the lid dropped on it and knocked it out and it drowned.. and yes me and my mom have issues too of course..she was way to controlling and smothering and thats a part of it too.
*****HOMEWRECKER FOR HIRE*****
Are you looking for that special someone to destroy your family or your marriage? If so, I've got the low-life slut for you.
Here's what you'll get:
1. Someone to act as though they are your very best friend
2. A person to vacation with, tell all of your deepest secrets to, and spend
your days with
3. Someone to act as though they care about you and your children
4. Someone to secretly go behind your back day after day for YEARS and have sex
with your husband.
5. Someone born with a silver spoon in her mouth who thinks that she's better
than everyone else
6. Someone who's had so much plastic surgery, that without it would look like
a flat chested, stretch mark filled, wrinkled up, crooked bump nosed,
skinny lipped, unliposuctioned, piece of trashy filth.
7. Someone that your 3 kids can call Aunt Marilyn
8. A person who herself is married with 3 children. Who doesn't think twice
about her own family, so chooses to have an affair with her best friends
husband.
9. A person who you must be highly intoxicated to fornicate with so you are
able to escape the highly toxic stench
10. A person who is so unbelievably repulsive, callous, cold-hearted,
malicious, nauseating, vile, and revolting on the inside, that when you see
or think about her, you are forced to almost vomit in your mouth
11. One sick, filthy whore
ALL OF THIS CAN BE YOURS!
Me Love You Lon Tine, Joe !
Bounty Hunters: Can we Expand Their Powers to Deport Illegal’s
I bet a lot of people would pay to have a “Bounty Hunter” or someone like them to remove problem, (all) illegal’s.
There must be some law somewhere that says if the Government isn’t doing their job, we as citizens can do it for them.
Can we do a citizen’s arrest and deportation?
Can such a law be passed or enacted?
How many people would it take form a citizen organization?
500, 5000, 50,000… Whatever count me in!
I would rather pay to deport all Mexicans than keep them… I mow my own grass and paint my own house… and I stopped eating in restaurants a long time ago!
They call em "Tramp Stamps" for a reason......
Acts 2:38
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in
the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
Which is (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!"
16 Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years to Learn
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and ever will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find a nybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
This was posted on CraigList Phoenix Arizona
Anyone have any sheep they dont want??
FBI says man tried to board Florida flight with explosives .......
another damn useless friggin immigrant !!!
Just visiting the Phoenix Rants Board once a day and reading all the useless psychobabble there, who the hell needs to have their own hallucinations?
I finally got around to adding all my favorite LINKS to this BLOG.
Please enjoy.
Thanks.
found this ...
Ig you have pigeons and other pest like cats, dogs, etc buy a water sensor repeller -
here is where to buy one.
Go to this site ...
http://www.cathaters.blogspot.com/
look under LINKS
the second one from the bottom called - 'scarecrow'
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and our total was $4.25.
I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed her a
quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money.
" I said, "Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.
" She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we can't do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1.75 in
change.
re, idiot sighting
where is this mickey D's located, i want 2 go there so i can make money buying fast food?
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus."
When a FAT person, a.k.a. BBW ever says, "I need a Hobby."
Tell them to go look for their feet !!!!
hue-INSANE OBAMA
DID YOU SEE THE NEWS OBAMA REFUSED TO
TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE---WHITE GUY.
Vote NO - on Barack Hussein Obama the hidden Muslim and America destroyer from within ....
remember you herd it here first or was second maybe third
RANT - US Airways-Theives! Boycott
Those theives are keeping my MONEY! $782.70. I made reservations to go home for Christmas 2006. My sister had an emergency business trip and came out close to me instead. We had Christmas in a nice hotel. In July they MOVED here. Nixing my annual trip home for the 4 of July. So, I didn't have any reason to fly anywhere. I am asking for an extension on my airfare-did I mention $782.70. Not a small chunk of change. At Christmas this year I called a few days into December and the lady said "Just call and ask for an extension." I am finally getting around to it and it's a "whatever...um...no." from the answering service in the PHILLIPINES! More business overseas.
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.
So when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't ya just love lawyers!
Q) WHAT DOES A VACUUM AND A HARLEY RIDER HAVE IN COMMON?
A) THEY BOTH HAVE DIRTBAGS ATTACHED TO THEM.
If you could push the button and KILL 92.5% of a human life and (all Mexicans would you) ?
re, question of the day -
YES...
I would in a hearbeat!
Especially if it meant an end to all spooks, muslims and 100% of Mexicans!
Try This
Instead of you whining ass little turds sitting around complaining here on this board and hiding behind your computer make some real impact ...
do one of the following:
1 / - - Create a Blog, they are FREE from Google
2 / - - Create a registered website, these you can get free hosting but you have to pay for one-year Domain Registration around $10.00
3 / - - Buy a Video Camcorder from Best Buy, around $300.
Make a video, put it up on YouTube.
You can say anything about politicians you want.
About businesses, statements have to be accurate and true, unless they are generic like Boycott something.
Two examples of this would be ...
- The Guy from Boston
- The Kid from Brooklyn
John Mc Cain crashed five planes while in the service.
UNFORGIVABLE
It was announced yesterday that Eliot Spitzer's membership in his synagogue had been revoked by his rabbi. The rabbi explained that,while he was able to overlook Spitzer's personal indiscretions and betrayal of the public trust, it was impossible to forgive Spitzer for paying retail.
Shabbat Shalom
Re McCain crashes 5 planes
Hey Bill Clinton gives pilots rectal exams, maybe thats what he needs.
Just ask George Bush, Clinton sniffs his butt every week.
We demand that Bush send troops to San Francisco.
Re re McCain crashes 5 planes
Hillary tried to rescue McCain but she was pinned downed by snipper fire.
Watch this video. It is about what McCain's fellow prisoners of war thought about him. This run for President will be and is very "interesting".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFM1xqqTX_g
re, San Francisco ....
We Must Demand That Bush Send Troops To San Francisco........
YES to enforce Homeland Security laws against harboring illegal aliens! Mayors should not be allowed to openly defy the law of the land without repercussions and prosecution.
Send troops to San Francisco Mr. Bush! Arrest Mayor Gavin Newsom and put him on trial for harboring fugitives and obstruction of justice. It's high time that the law in this country is enforced!
Re We demand that Bush send troops to San Franisco
Bush doesnt have to do shit. God is going smote the queers with a horrible incureable form of AIDS turn them to salt and then drop their fagot city into the ocean.
Tick -Tock - DOH !
Hillary-Billary, Doc,
A muslim named Barack ?
They're all insane,
So is McCain,
Each... dumber than a rock.
Hillary-Billary, Doc,
These candidates I mock,
Oye Ve! the pain,
With John McCain
We'll never leave Iraq.
Hillary-Billary, Doc,
I must refuse this stock.
Barack's Soul Train...
Derail McCain ?
Is this a joke, Knock-Knock...?
Hillary-Billary, Doc,
I will not join this flock,
And to...McCain,
I'd say the same,
Back to the future, SPOCK !
McCain for President, I don't think so -
Here is a very interesting video about John McCain and the people he served with in Vietnam, see what they think of this asshole.
You Tube Video ......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFM1xqqTX_g
Attention All Mexicans: San Francisco wants you to move there .............
you are welsome ...
Mayor Gavin Newsom
The New York Times Reporting
SAN FRANCISCO — The city of San Francisco has started an advertising push with a very specific target market: illegal immigrants. And while the advertisements will come in a bundle of languages — English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, Vietnamese — they all carry the same message: you are safe here. In what may be the first such campaign of its kind, the city plans to publish multilanguage brochures and fill the airwaves with advertisements relaying assurance
So you think English is easy ...
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Report finds IRS computer security flaws
WASHINGTON DC - One more tax-season dread: A week before the filing deadline, Treasury watchdogs said Monday that poor controls over IRS computers could allow a disgruntled employee, agency contractor or outside hacker to steal taxpayers' confidential information.
Indeed, a hacker might even "gain full control of the IRS network," said a report Monday from the office of the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.
Investigators did not cite any specific cases of wrongdoing within the IRS, which processes some 137 million tax returns. But they suggested a lack of review means someone could get sensitive information and no one would ever know.
The report comes amid increasing scrutiny of the IRS and the problems posed both by security concerns within the system and identity theft threats from outside:
• The independent IRS Oversight Board, in a report issued last month, outlined some $32 million in spending it said was needed to enhance the tax agency's security. "Disrupting IRS returns processing and stealing sensitive information could wreak havoc on the economy and financial markets," it said.
• Separately, IRS Commissioner Douglas Shulman will testify before Congress on Thursday about scams in which people are fooled into revealing their Social Security numbers and other confidential information by e-mails and phone calls purported to be coming from the IRS. The tax agency said last month that taxpayers this year had already forwarded to the agency 33,000 'phishing' scam e-mails reflecting more than 1,500 different schemes.
Inside the IRS, Monday's inspector general report dealt specifically with the thousands of routers and data switches that connect networks and direct computer traffic among the tax agency's offices. It suggested that "an unscrupulous person could divert data traffic through a third-party system on its way to the intended destination."
A review found that the IRS had authorized 374 accounts for employees and contractors that could be used to perform system administration duties. But of those, 141 either had expired authorizations or had never been properly authorized.
There was particular concern that 27 of the 55 employees and contractor who apparently had not been authorized had accessed routers and switches to change security configurations.
In addition, system administrations circumvented authentication controls by setting up 34 unauthorized accounts that appeared to be shared-use accounts, the report found. During the fiscal 2007, some 4.4 million of the 5.2 million accesses to the control system were made by these 34 user accounts.
The IG's office also faulted the IRS for not adequately reviewing the "audit trail" logs that could help identify questionable activity.
"As a result, malicious persons could exploit vulnerabilities in the routers and switches to gain unauthorized access to sensitive information and disrupt computer operations with little chance of detection," the report said.
The IRS, in response, agreed to most of the report's recommendations for tightening controls. It said it would lock employee use accounts after 45 days of inactivity and remove those accounts after 90 days without use. It also said it would ensure that no unauthorized or unnecessary shared accounts exist in the control system.
The report follows a study by the congressional Government Accountability Office in January prodding the tax agency to fix dozens of information security weaknesses that left taxpayer records vulnerable to tampering or disclosure.
Then-acting IRS Commissioner Linda Stiff responded at the time that the agency recognized "there is significant work to be accomplished to address our information security deficiencies and we are taking aggressive steps to correct previously reported weaknesses."
There have been several widely publicized information-security incidents concerning government agencies other than the IRS. Perhaps the biggest was two years ago when a computer hard drive containing millions of names, Social Security numbers and birth dates was stolen from a Veterans Affairs employee's home in Maryland. The hard drive was later recovered.
Less than two months ago, a laptop computer containing medical records on 2,500 patients enrolled in a National Institutes of Health study was stolen from a researcher's car.
And last month, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice apologized to presidential candidates Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain after it was discovered that workers had snooped into their passport records.
Phoenix Area for the Newcomer
Do not move here!
The truth about Phoenix and the Valley of the Sun is that it's a great place to visit for people from colder climates but not a good place to live permanently. Phoenix is basically becoming a third world city with rampant crime and blight. You can probably find a house 30+ miles from downtown but then your commute will be hell and you'll end up living in an unfriendly gated community where no one will know you. The people here are basically unfriendly, have low education levels and lack class. This is especially true of the recent transplants. An Arizona native does not embody these traits, but sadly finding one is like finding a needle in a haystack. Also wages here are extremely low. This comment here sums up the Phoenix metro area. You're better off in Seattle. Also, whatever you do, stay out of Scottsdale. It's basically phonies, stuck up people, bland suburbia and $30k millionaires. Your best bets are the Biltmore area and Arcadia neighborhoods of Phoenix.
To - all HOA'a everywhere -
fuck you, you suck
Homeowner Associations (HOAs) are the most worthless thing anyone has come up with.
You are as useful and as helpful as a Pet ROCK !!!
Piss off we all hate you and your stinking Realtor/Mortgage Broker/Soccer Mom Board Members and your scum life sucking Property Management Companies!
I put a curse on all who are on an HOA or Condo Association and those who are paid to manage them - may you and your families all die a horrible screaming death, which you well deserve!!!!
Another funny from the Phoenix CL 'FREE' Board Forum....
**FREE** Today ONLY! (phoenix)
This is SERIOUS! I have to move and don't have room for it anymore.
This is a hot deal.
Free wilson sock.
GENTLY USED!
stylish too.
I stopped wearing socks since i became one with the earth and stopped bathing.
but i found this ol thing lying under my bed.
its alittle brown. god knows why.
but its free!
and if you act quickly ill even throw in the OTHER SOCK!!
small hole in the heel but over all its a good sock.
now don't let this deal slip away!
= = = =
Some how i just know that there will be tonsssss of replies for this.
how i became an illegal (by a former redneck) honestly......
I think I became an illegal today. actually It has taken a long time and been a long road. However, I came face to face with it today and had to admit it. You see, I found myself standing in home depot. Waiting for the lady behind the help counter to finish talking to the lady that I was installing a water heater for. The lady wanted to pay for the water heater herself. No problem. She also wanted to pay me cash. no problem. I gave up my plumbing license years ago. No problem. No buisness license, no problem. No insurance, no problem. I then put the water heater in a dumpster behind the dollar store. No problem. I wash windows, cash again. No problem. I fix peoples cars in my garage, cash. No problem. I USED TO BE a licensed insured american contractor and guess what? I was going broke. I used to work in the hvac industry and was a top tech, same thing. 60 hour weeks and a boss that thought he owned me. Now all my bills get paid, and I get to spend time with my family, go fishin, hunting, whatever. No problem. YUP I became an illegal today, they just cant deport me for it. I'm a bit too Irish for that. more of you out there oughta join us! It aint too bad!
Something about Beaners..
...Mexican farts smell like rotten boiled eggs due to the huge intake of beans in their diets.
Take heed avoid this kill a beaner today!
P.S. White girl flatulence smell like potpourri.
HOOVER & EISENHOWER DEPORTED MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS!
Here is something that could be of some interest to you.
Back during the Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of all illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work. And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican nationals! The program was called "Operation Wetback" so that American WWII and Korean veterans had a better chance at jobs. It took 2 years, but they deported them! Now, if they could deport the illegal back then, they can sure do it today!!
If you have doubts about the accuracy of this information, enter "Operation Wetback" into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself.
Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes...20 million illegal aliens are depending on you!
Verified:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_wetback
http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0706/p09s01-coop.html
ALL YOU DIRTY MEXICANS CAN SUCK MY BIG WHITE DICK,I WILL PUT HOT SAUCE ON IT,JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
Militias are in the constitution, only brain wash fools think they are terrorist group. It is our right to form militias, you dim-wit. If the sheriff show and so do say 40 deputies, and say 5000 illegal supporters show, can the police handle it? No so LEGAL citizens, called militias, makes sure the real racist(mexicans that is) don't get out of line.
If blacks and mexicans are peaceful, and whites are racist
Then intelligently answer me this. Why can a black family or a mexican family live in predominantly White neighborhood, and have no problems from all their Politically correct acting White neighbors. But White people don't, and can't live in a predominantly black or hispanic neighborhood with out getting killed or their children racially discriminated against in the black school?
37 Million Illegals cost US $346 BILLION last year.
I can't seem to find any mulatto postings ?
Why no mulatto... ?
A post without mulatto is like the sun without shadow, coffe without cream, the clitoris sans hoodie.
Damn!
China detains suspects in 'terrorist' plot to kidnap Olympians.
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Lets get it right ...
AMERICANS DON'T LIKE UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS.
Now all you illegals get the fuck out !!!
Never seen a Mexican do anything, they are more like a Mexicant.
FREE - Yes - FREE
Get all natural fertilizer made fresh everyday ....
This is a mixture of compose, cow manure, and dead Mexicans.
Great for growing grass.
Inquire here ...
thanks a lot
Another stupid ad on craigslist under the Free Section in Phoenix Arizona ...
free for the taking please
1 free ex boyfriend, he's an idiot, a tweaker, doesn't have a job, no source of income, and expects everything and anything for free, complains constantly, and this model is also a habitual liar and a thief, last one so hurry!!
The Health and Wealth Raffle held in Phoenix Arizona is a SCAM!
Give me a friggin break, $100 for one ticket to win a house.
WTF?
This is just to keep minorities and poor whites from playing.
Investigate this scam.
Shut their con artist discriminating asses down.
I can't help being confrontational. It's my nature, I am a warrior to the core. I did not start this violence, but I have no problem in contributing to the destruction of the out side world that tries to infiltrate, and destroy my way of life...it just feels natural To defend. Surrender is not an option, backwards is not a direction.
Just A Reminder .......
NEVER buy a PET on craigslist that is NOT on the Pet Section Board.
Many animals are stolen or have health issues.
Concerning Animals in General ....
Never pay a so-called re-homing fee.
If the person wants to get rid of animal then give it away or take it to a shelter !!!!!
My vibrator rape me this morning, what should I do?
re, help me ....
Well then it just proves you should be licking balls and sucking cock like a good bitch!
re, re, help me -
Just sue the manufacturer, it's the American way!
re, re, re help me
Go to the hood, take your clothes off, yell out loud - -
Please everyone come here and fuck me now!!
Then you'll know what rape is!
re, help me
well what hole did you have it in ?
did you enjoy it ?
when rape is unavoidable, lay back and enjoy it ...
re, help me
take the batteries out
re, re, re, re, HELP ME.....
Stupid, just buy a new one!
re, re, help me:
Hey, can I watch?
re, re, re, re, re, Help me
How abouts a big black throbbing cock instead?
If you were to fly the American flag in Mexico and burn the Mexican flag, you'd be shot dead. Wake up America! You're being taken over!!
US and the Poppy Production (opium)
The production of opium has doubled in Afghanistan since 2000. It is by far the
largest producer of opium in the world. Little has been done to stop it by the
US or NATO.
Is City of Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon an Alcoholic or a Pedophile or just creepy looking?
I'm just asking.
Who is this guy? Has any major US city ever elected a weirder looking person?
Phoenix Arizona City Mayor Phil Gordon asks FBI to investigate Arpaio ...
Yes that's right another asshole useless politician wants an open border policy and let all the scum into the USA.
Here's the skinny of it -
In the wake of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office crackdowns on illegal immigrants throughout the Valley, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon is calling on the FBI to investigate whether Sheriff Joe Arpaio has violated any civil-rights laws.
In an April 4 letter to U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey, Gordon asked the Justice Department's civil-rights division and the FBI to probe what Gordon calls a "pattern and practice of conduct that includes discriminatory harassment, improper stops, searches and arrests."
The People of Phoenix DEMAND the FBI Investigate Phil Gordon
1. We the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate WHY Mayor Phil Gordon is CONSPIRING to ignore the immigration laws of the United States of America through his "Sanctuary City" policies.
2. We, the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate and report the TRUE crime statistics of all crimes committed by Illegal Aliens living in Phoenix, AZ. We demand to know how many people were murdered, how many people were kidnapped, how many women were raped, how many children were sexually molested, and how many cars were stolen by ILLEGAL ALIENS living in Phoenix, AZ
3. We, the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate whether Phil Gordon has been promised any job in a potential Obama or Clinton Presidential Administration. We also demand the FBI investigate all of Phil Gordon's financial dealings with any Corporation while he has been Mayor of Phoenix.
4. We, the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate Phil Gordon's recent dealings in DUBAI. We demand the FBI tell us who Phil Gordon met with while in DUBAI, and what deals he agreed to. We also demand to know what gifts or compensation Phil Gordon received in DUBAI.
5. We, the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate any dealings Phil Gordon has had with any Mexican Company, and also what contacts he has had with members of the Mexican Government and Military.
6. Finally, we the people of Phoenix, demand the FBI investigate why Phil Gordon looks like an alcoholic pedophile, and is there any reason for this.
Illegals suck... go home
i have spoken... now head south illegals
To urinate on a check and mail it in for payment to a company??
RE: Is it illegal......................
Reply to: pers-642863873@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-14, 10:17PM MST
Someone asked if its illegal to piss on a check before U send it. I don't know, but do it anyway.
I once got a ticket in a speed trap in Utah. I didn't pay it and they sent me a threatening letter.
I literally wiped my ass with it, left a big ole streak of shit on it with the outline of my asshole and sent it to them.
I have wisely not driven in Utah since.
HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,
repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen:
1.Wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
I saw a cool car today
It was a small car with a big advertisement on the back glass. It said "I am running on water, are you?"
Is it possible that the recent spike in oil prices is because the oil rich Countries know that We have already created alternative fuels?
What will they do for money and food when the world no longer needs gasoline or diesel fuels? I suppose they could sell sand! Actually, they can pound sand!
John McCain’s Economic Plan
$ 0.18 x 15 gallons/week= $2.70/week
$2.70/week x 12 weeks= $32.40 tax break for the whole year.....
How do you like that, you idiots?
The difference between George McGovern and Barack Obama is: McGovern wanted to change America because he loved his country. Obama wants to change America so it will be worthy of his love.
Either way they were both useless asshole liberals hell bent on destroying America economically from within with all there do nothing social programs.
Hell we might as well be communist.
They don't pretend to have there hand up out ass, they just do it.
Liberals sugar coat it and make it look good but the results are the same.
Anyone that would support or vote for John Mc Cain would lick up spit from a public sidewalk.
O'bamma
Well it looks like O'bamma's comedy of errors, is now becoming tragedy.
First being linked with the Rev. Anti-white Wright.
Then making elitist comments about America's working class.
Then he insulted all the Whites in Pennsylvania, while speaking to elitist commies in San Francisco.
But now he is being linked to William Ayers,
one of America's original, home grown Terroristas.
Billy Ayers should have been hung for capitol crimes and treason, thirty years ago.
Yet, because of a "technicality", he got off free and clear.
Only to admit in speeches that he did in fact, place bombs at the U.S. capitol and New York City's police HQ.
In one of those speeches, he was followed by none other than;
Sen. Barack O'bamma.
Now thats an act to follow.
I wonder whose name was in lights, on the marquee that night.
Not only that, O'bamma made personal visits to Ayers home on several occasions, in order to get his support for his presidential campaign.
I even heard, ex policy adviser to Bill Clinton, Dick Morris call O'bamma
"The Manchurian Candidate" live on t.v.
I wonder where he got that idea.
Recall City of Phoenix Arizona Mayor Phil Gordon for supporting an open border policy and demanding that the Federal Government investigate Sheriff Joe for arresting illegals in Phoenix.
Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
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# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
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# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
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# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
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# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
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# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
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# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
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# 3 - No Cadillac’s approved for competition.
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# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
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AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............
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# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
Ye Amigo Mexican Virus
BUENOS DIAS!!
JOU HAVE YUST RECEIB A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!! SEENCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.
TAN JOU POR YELPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ GARCIA DE LA CRUZ INFANTE SALGADO FERNANDEZ,
Many Illigal Mexican imigrants to rob social benifets from hard working American citizens.
Duties....
Over crouding hospital emergency rooms, saturating state welfare offices, gathering in public parks and parking lots and intimidating American citizens, Standing on street corners to advertise cheap day labor, driving around in your broken down 87' astrovan giving dirty looks to fellow drivers, Loudly playing "ghetto polka" music outside your apartment while drinking heavily and screaming lewd comments to passing women, protesting your right to break the law.
Requirements....
Must not speak english, Must not be educated, must wear pants that hang below your ass so everyone can see your dirty Mexican boxer shorts, Must have a working knowledge of small firearms and knives.
This is a sales position so you must have experience selling meth to high school kids.
Benefits....
The knowledge that the government won't do anything about it.
Please apply at the ARIZONA STATE CAPITAL GOVERNORS OFFICE
Your welcome there....
This Just In....................
Baltimore Jack broke out of his cage at the Phx zoo and raped an illegal alien woman.
Bystanders said he grunted as he pulled her hair and buried his schlong into her over and over.
Interviewed in her hospital bed the next day the woman was asked; "How R U".
The latina replied........
Ay yai yai..... ess terriiiible.... he doesn't write, he doesn't call!
MEXICO CITY - Mexicans spent a whopping $2.58 billion in bribes in 2007, some 42 percent more than they doled out just two years ago, according to a poll released Wednesday.
The survey, conducted by the nonprofit group Transparency Mexico, showed that 197 million bribes were paid nationwide in 2007 - compared to 115 million in 2005.
That's almost two for every living Mexican, given the country's population of about 105 million. Bribes ate up about 8 percent of family incomes here in 2007, the study said.
"It has become a habit here in Mexico, and that makes me angry," 30-year-old law student Sarahi Sanchez said. "It hurts, because Mexico is more than just its government. Mexico is not all about corruption. Mexico has art and culture and beauty."
The poll found that while more people are giving out bribes, the average bribe was smaller: about $13, compared to $17 in 2005.
Smaller bribes include those shelled out to avoid traffic tickets or pay off informal "parking attendants," private citizens who block off sections of public streets and force drivers to "tip" them for giving them a space. The attendants, in turn, pay police for the right to operate.
The poll interviewed 16,000 people face-to-face throughout the country in December 2007 and had a margin of error of less than 1 percentage point.
Corruption is so rooted and pervasive in Mexican culture that many people see nothing wrong with it. A continuum runs from tipping a waiter to bribing a politician, with no clear line separating what's acceptable and what's not.
For Rodolfo Guzman, bribes are the price of doing business.
The Mexico City bus driver hands out about 500 pesos ($48) per year to cops so they turn a blind eye when he drops off and picks up passengers at places along the road that are not official bus stops. The bribes run between 20 and 50 pesos ($3.20 to $4.75) every time police catch him.
"The truth is, it is just easier that way," Guzman said, noting that paying a traffic fine would be more costly and time consuming.
But the study also reveals Mexicans must pay bribes even when they're not breaking the law.
Bribes move about 10 percent of all government transactions - including those to obtain construction licenses, vehicle inspection stickers and street-vending permits.
Among the top 10 most frequent bribes people reported paying were to city tanker trucks that deliver drinking water to homes in poorer neighborhoods. Others paid to get their trash collected, their goods passed through customs and their cars out of police lots after they were towed.
Mexican authorities say part of the problem is that citizens don't refuse to pay the bribes. The government has run numerous ads encouraging Mexicans to report corruption.
That may be easier said than done. The sixth most common type of bribe, according to the study? Money given to investigators to ensure they file crime reports.
Remember the election in 2006?
Thought you might like to read the following:
1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
3) The unemployment rate was 4.5%.
Since voting in a Democratically controlled Congress in 2006 we have seen:
1) Consumer confidence plummet;
2) The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $3.50 a gallon;
3) Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
4) American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
5) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
6) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure..
America voted for 'change' in 2006, and we got it!
Remember it's Congress that makes the law, not the President. He has to work with what's handed to him.
Gas prices pass $3.40 a gallon, are expected to rise higher.
Impeach Congress now.
Study says 300,000 U.S. troops suffer mental problems.
if the Pope comes here or not?
Go back to Rome / Italy / The Vatican or where ever just take your stupid ass organized religion with you.
Wake up sheeple your being led down some path to glorify the existence of a myth.
Better take some more meds to keep those fantasies alive.
Citigroup lops off $14 billion in investments
I smell another corporate bail out and waste of taxpayer money.
re, the Pope's visit -
I agree who wants him?
Now he's up at the UN stirring shit up.
Best that all religion be eliminated from the planet so we can get on with science which is the one true thing that benefits mankind.
re, re the Pope's Visit.....
Yeah and when you leave take those stinking ass Catholic Illegals from Mexico with you.
How to use Your IRS Rebate check...
As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US!
Or, you could buy a GUN and some ammo and wait for some dumb ass illegal Mexican to break down your door and do the 'Home Invasion Thing' so you can send his ass packing back to Mexico in a body bag.
The alter boy needs to get molested (again!)
Why do MEN get paid more at Sperm Banks than at Blood Banks?
Because Sperm is handmade!
I hate HOA's.
When Bush took office the price of gasoline was less than $2.00/gallon. By the time he leaves it will be $5.00/gallon.
Great legacy there you worthless asshole.
Iranian, Afghan forces clash at southwestern border.
Illegal Mexican with TB murders woman during carjacking
Arrest made in death of mother
By the time their paths crossed with Tina Davila's, deputies said the two men had gotten away with a few carjackings and even stolen some beer from a store.
In earlier attacks, the Harris County Sheriff's Office said their victims readily gave up their cars. Such was the case on Tuesday at an East Harris County convenience store on Market where they took a woman's car at knifepoint.
On Wednesday, a second carjacking went off without a hitch as well when authorities said the men stole a gold-colored Ford Taurus from a woman and then pilfered some beer from a Channelview-area convenience store.
But their encounter later that day with Davila was different, authorities said. The 39-year-old mother of five refused to give up the keys to her SUV because her 4-month-old daughter was inside.
Davila's refusal ultimately cost her her life as one of the alleged carjackers repeatedly stabbed the woman in front of a Cricket store at 5619 Uvalde on Wednesday.
Surveillance video has led to the capture of one of two men authorities said participated in the brazenly violent attack. Another man remains at large, and authorities believe that he may be headed across the Mexican border.
Deputies identified Kennedy Escoto, 17, as the driver of the getaway car. He has been charged with aggravated robbery.
Meanwhile, deputies are still searching for the suspect they say stabbed Davila to death in front of the Cricket store.
Timoteo Rios, 23, is an illegal immigrant from Michoacan, Mexico, said Lt. John Denholm, a Sheriff's Office spokesman.
"We're just hoping to get him before he crosses the border," said Denholm, adding that the vehicle has not been recovered.
Once arrested, Denholm said Rios will likely face "murder if not capital murder charges" in Davila's slaying.
Escoto may also be charged with murder, under Texas' "law of parties," which makes a getaway driver "just as guilty" as the murderer, Denholm said.
Surveillance video from the cellphone store shows a man in the stolen Taurus pulling up beside Davila almost immediately after she parked her white Chrysler Aspen outside the shopping center around 6 p.m. Wednesday.
Investigators believe the fatal carjacking was probably a spur-of-the-moment crime.
"The driver (Escoto) said they saw her get out of the car with money, and they weren't after her keys," Denholm said.
The video shows the man lunging for her car keys, then moving back toward the Ford sedan, with Davila following after him.
"She was yelling, 'My baby. My baby.' That's why she wouldn't give up the car," said Denholm in an interview earlier this week.
Authorities said the men were identified by someone who saw the video and contacted authorities.
While the video was hard for the public to watch, Denholm said authorities had no choice.
Rios frequented an address on Club Creek on the southwest side of Houston, sheriff's investigators said.
Escoto was taken into custody early Friday morning at the same complex on unrelated traffic charges.
"He's been cooperative," Denholm said.
Escoto, wearing a face mask due to a tuberculosis infection, was led from sheriff's offices, ducking from reporters who asked about Rios' whereabouts and why Davila was killed.
His only response was a one-finger gesture.
Escoto was arrested in September for trespassing and served 75 days in jail.
Rios was charged with possession of marijuana in May 2007 and served 10 days in jail. In June 2007 he was charged with criminal mischief and failure to identify himself to a police officer and served 30 days in jail.
Rios may still be driving the gold Ford Taurus with Texas plates P42 CYY and a broken left-side mirror held on by duct tape, they said.
Authorities ask anyone with information on Rios or the Taurus to call Crime Stoppers at 713-222-TIPS.
Lady's? Who Complain about Deep throat!
Are you sure it's a gag not a laugh?
NOGALES, Arizona - Fire crews battling a 4,000-acre wildfire in a remote area along the Arizona-Mexico border were bracing for high winds Sunday.
The Alamo Fire, believed to be human-caused, was burning in the Pajarita Wilderness about 7 miles west of Pena Blanca Lake. It was first spotted Friday at 500 acres but grew quickly Saturday amid 40 mph winds.
A fire spokeswoman said winds were expected to be strong again on Sunday.
Crews conducted burnout operations north of the fire overnight and would continue those efforts until the wind picks up.
There is no containment figure.
No structures were threatened, although there are outlying ranches in the area.
It's almost impossible to satisfy a woman without her wanting something more or something else..
If you eat her till she cums she wanted to be fucked
If you fuck her and cum too soon you're no good
if you fuck her and dont cum you're no good
and this last one actually happened to me..
I ate her, then fucked her and she came and came.. and then later that day complained that I made her cum too much and she was wore out.
no matter what you do its not right and its always your fault.
Mexican soldiers recruited to be drug cartel's hit men
MEXICO CITY - One of Mexico's biggest drug cartels has launched a bizarre recruiting campaign, putting up fliers and banners promising good pay, free cars and better chow to army soldiers who join the cartel's elite band of hit men.
"We don't feed you Maruchan soups," said the banner in the border city of Nuevo Laredo, referring to a brand of ramen noodles.
The recruiting effort by the Gulf Cartel reflects how Mexico's fight against traffickers increasingly resembles a real war, 17 months after President Felipe Calderón ordered the army into drug hotspots. Smugglers are now training for battle in shooting ranges, using psychological warfare and fighting the army with machine guns and grenades.
"Army and police-force conflicts with heavily armed narcotics cartels have escalated to levels equivalent to military small-unit combat," the U.S. Embassy said last week in a travel warning to Americans.
Earlier this month, fliers began appearing in the border city of Reynosa in Tamaulipas state urging soldiers to defect. They were pasted on telephone poles over government posters that offered rewards to drug informants.
Benefits for recruits
"Former soldiers sought to form armed group; good pay, 500 dollars," the fliers said.
On April 13, a 10-foot-long banner appeared on a pedestrian bridge over Nuevo Laredo's Reforma Avenue, urging soldiers to join the Zetas, the Gulf Cartel's hit squad.
"The Zetas operations group wants you, soldier or ex-soldier," the banner said. "We offer you a good salary, food and attention for your family. Don't suffer hunger and abuse any more."
It listed a cellular-telephone number, which had been disconnected a few days later. The banner was taken down a few hours after it was spotted.
Last Thursday, another banner appeared in the city of Tampico urging soldiers and federal agents to defect.
"Join the ranks of the Gulf Cartel," it said. "We offer benefits, life insurance, a house for your family and children. Stop living in the slums and riding the bus. A new car or truck, your choice.
"What more could you ask for? Tamaulipas, Mexico, the USA and the entire world is Gulf Cartel territory."
Authorities said the signs were probably an attempt to demoralize the soldiers and police, rather than a serious recruiting effort.
"They do these things in public places to create confusion among the authorities themselves," said Ruben Salinas, commander of the Reynosa police department's second division.
Still, recent arrests have shown that defections are a real danger. On Thursday, federal agents detained the Reynosa police commissioner himself, Juan José Muñiz, for questioning because of evidence he was protecting the Zetas, the Mexican Justice Department said. He has not been formally charged.
Military experts said the recruiting campaign, whether genuine or simply aimed at sowing discontent, shows the increasing sophistication of the cartels.
"This is combat between two forces, one regular and one irregular," said Jorge Luis Sierra, a military expert and author of a book about the Mexican special forces.
In recent months:
• Five former cartel recruits identified at least six military-style training sites in Nuevo Leon and Tamaulipas states, the Dallas Morning News reported on March 30. It cited written testimony from the witnesses that was leaked from the Mexican Justice Department.
• On Jan. 19, police discovered a 50-foot-long target range, complete with soundproofing foam, a ventilation system for gun smoke and buckets for spent cartridges, hidden under a house in Tijuana. The house also had a machine shop for assembling and repairing weapons.
• Soldiers on March 17 seized a Jeep Grand Cherokee outfitted with a smoke-screen generator, bulletproofing and a device for spraying spikes onto the road. The vehicle was abandoned by gunmen following a shootout with the army in the northern state of Tamaulipas.
• On Wednesday, Mexican prosecutors formally charged five municipal police officers with being Zetas in the northern state of Coahuila.
• Former Mexican soldier Daniel "Cheeks" Pérez Rojas was captured in Guatemala on April 8 in connection with a shootout there that killed 11 people in Guatemala in March. The Mexican Justice Department says Pérez Rojas is a Zetas leader and that the shootout, some 900 miles from the Gulf Cartel's home turf, showed the international reach of the hit squad. Much of the cocaine smuggled by the Mexican cartels moves first through Central America.
Troop retention
Many of the Zetas are former members of the Mexican army's special forces, the U.S. Justice Department has said.
Some, like Pérez Rojas, came from the Special Forces Airborne Groups, or GAFES, which received U.S. training and surplus American "Huey" helicopters in the 1990s.
Most of the Vietnam War-era helicopters were eventually returned to the United States because of chronic mechanical problems, leaving the commandos frustrated and with few opportunities for advancement. A few decided to switch sides, Sierra said.
The Mexican military has long had a problem with desertion. Between January and September 2007 alone, some 4,956 army soldiers deserted, about 2.5 percent of the force, according to the National Defense Secretariat.
Soldiers are facing more incentive to switch sides because of Calderón's decision to use troops against the drug traffickers, said Arturo Alvarado, a sociologist who studies criminal-justice issues at the College of Mexico.
Calderón began dispatching troops to patrol Tijuana, Juarez, Michoacan state and other trafficking corridors shortly after taking office in December 2006.
Thousands of soldiers have spent months away from their families, patrolling border cities. An army private earns an average of $533 a month, the National Defense Secretariat said in response to a freedom-of-information request in February.
"I don't see why these supposed recruiting (signs) should be a particular worry to the government because the recruiting occurs in other ways," Alvarado said.
"But what's true is that there is enormous desertion in the Mexican army and police force. They should be worried about that and take action to offer better working conditions."
Neo-Nazis Clash With Protesters
3 Arrested as White Supremacist Group Marches on Capitol
A march by a busload of neo-Nazi activists on Constitution Avenue yesterday wreaked havoc on a balmy afternoon in the capital, bringing traffic to a halt, filling the streets with hundreds of police and provoking an ugly confrontation on the sidelines that resulted in at least three arrests.
About 30 marchers from the Michigan-based National Socialist Movement, waving red swastika flags and shouting "Sieg Heil," emerged about 2:30 p.m. from a bus one block from the White House and strode toward the Capitol, flanked by thick cordons of police who walked the route in riot gear and hundreds of officers on horseback, bicycles and motorcycles.
The marchers said their purpose was to denounce illegal immigration and to offer white Americans an alternative to the two-party political system.
In the PET Section of Phoenix AZ craigslist ...
For Free - Dead Cat:
There is a grayish cat on the northwest corner of Oak and Scottsdale Road, by the stop sign. It has been there since yesterday morning, perhaps Friday night. I cannot tell if it has a collar.
WASHINGTON DC - Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Monday the Air Force is not doing enough to help in the Iraq and Afghanistan war effort, complaining that some military leaders are "stuck in old ways of doing business."
Most recent poll shows that voters are more worried about the economy than Iraq.
One that's probably because they don't have a son, daughter, father, etc over there!
Two - wakeup you assholes, Iraq is why the economy is bad.
LONGWOOD, Fla. - A Longwood family's yard looks more like a pond as water surges from a mysterious hole on Monday.
Ed Wolek checked with his utility company, and they keep telling him it's ground water. The 4-foot-wide, 4-foot-deep hole has been gushing water for days.
A CNN Poll today shows that 76% of Americans say rising gasoline prices are cutting into their food budget.
Way to go Congress - Lets elect some more of these idiot Republicans and Democrats.
Demand increasing - cars flying out of dealerships, shortages expected.
Indonesia jails 'key al Qaeda ally'
An Indonesian court has sentenced the alleged military commander of an al Qaeda-linked terror network to 15 years in prison.
Pakistan successful tested a new rocket capable of carrying a nuclear warhead 1200 miles.
This now means it can hit any part of India, Travel as far as Iran and hit some other key areas of Asia.
My father-in-law had prostate surgery.
We brought him to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on at eight. We were amazed when the hospital called at noon to tell us he could go home.
Two months later our beagle, Bo, also had prostate surgery.
When I brought him in, I asked the veterinarian what time I should pick him up.
The vet told me Bo would remain overnight.
'Overnight?' I said, 'My father-in-law came home
the same day.'
The vet looked at me and said, 'Bo's not on Medicare!'
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are THE woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his apartment. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?
Rice says Carter was warned against meeting with Hamas.
These asshole politicians, which always seem to be Democrats running around the world interfering with official duties delegated by the President.
Former President Jimmy Carter and current Governor Bill Richardson ere just two examples.
Solution - Arrest the assholes!
Existing home sales decline as housing slump continues......
and,
this surprises anyone?
Earth Day observers - kiss my ass!
CNN should change its friggin name to the Democratic New Network.
They actually think all we care about is this constant bullshit over Clinton and Obama.
Wake-up CNN, people turn the NEWS channel on for NEWS.
Clinton and Obama and those assholes you keep having on as so-called experts to discuss what's going on are BORING ----They are NOT News!!!
More I go through life the more I realize you just can't fix stupid and the human race is doomed.
Africa..2008
If the african didn't sell off its own people where do you think they would be on the Intellectual ladder today? Exactly where they are now....the bottom..the bottom of the evolutionary ladder as well..FACT. That's why the African that lives in America is lucky to be able to mimic what the rest of us do. They are very lucky that most of you "Tolerate them" Or it would still be 1700 to them.
re, Africa..2008
I agree - if you want to be an African American with emphasis in AFRICAN, then go find your flipping roots, and get the hell out we don't need you.
For those who want to be just AMERICANS - you are invited and welcomed to stay.
re, re, africa 2008 -
You should be glad you live in America - Trains, planes, cars, rockets, telescopes, tires, telephones, radios, television, electricity, atomic energy, computers, and fax machines. All miracles made possible by the minds and spirits of men with names like Ampere, Bell, Caselli, Edison, Ohm, Faraday, Einstein, Cohen, Teller, Shockley, Hertz, Marconi, Morse, Popov, Ford, Volta, Michelin, Dunlop, Watt, Diesel, Galileo, and other "dead white males."
re, quit bitching or get out -
yeah and take that asshole racist shit stirrer Al Sharpon with you.
re, re, quit bitching or get out -
You forgot, also take that Muslim dirty lying piece of shit Osama Barack Hussein Obama.
Diversity Means ....
Over tax white people.
Call whites racist.
re, Diversity Means ....
It means white people don't apply.
I hate illegal mexicans and American Mexicans that whine about kicking the illegal mexicans asses out of America.
I hate American Mexicans who have a Mexican Flag on their car or a cartoon pissing on America.
I hate American Mexicans that can not speak English.
The rest of you can stay here if you support America.
A truism is that by feeding the hungry you only create more hungry people.
A sad but true reality.
re, I hate mexicans
We don't care if you do. Just know this: Being Mexican is not a race thing, it's an ethnic thing. My birth certificate describes my race as Caucasian. Plus, I consider myself first, and foremost, an American! This is my Country, whether you like it or not. Go Red, White, and Blue!
The Phoenix Suns Suck.
I gonna start posting here, those people on craigslist
R n R boards, especially Phoenix ...
Think of with their choneys when they peel them off there peach fuzz asses.
George Bush wasted another 200 million of the taxpayers money sending it too a bunch of starving ass Africans who will never appreciate it.
Feed America first, screw everyone else. Why can;t these Democrats and Republicans get that?
anyone that bough property in Rocky Point or anywhere else in Mexico I hope you get screwed.
Keep you goddamn money in America where it belongs.
I love to eat pussy.
Wednesday's Whore Report
Whether you're a local, or just in town for a couple of days, our selection of fugly Craigslist whores are sure to help you relax! Full service deals include a paper bag and 50% off at the free clinic.
Denver Whore Report
I agree ... have some whores, who cares?
You can find them on craigslist but be advised your dick will probably fall off soon afterwards.
Come to Denver I love dating married men.
Went over to pick my son up from school yesterday.
One of the Mom's asked me for a ride home. Said she new my wife.
So we put the kids in the back seat of the van.
At the first traffic light she opens her blouse and shows me her tits.
She winks and reaches down starts unzipping my pants, the guy behind me starts honking his horn because the light is now green.
So as I drive away she has it out, stroking the hell out of it.
Whenever I was about to cum she'd stop.
Then she would start up again.
Once we reached her house, she whispers in my ear, come over anytime and fuck me in the ass.
So the wife ask me why I was late, told her I gave this woman and her kid a ride.
She says, stay away from her she is a home wrecker.
You cunts want loyalty then marry a monkey.
re, cunts
I will get married only when I find a woman that can shit money...
otherwise you for fucking and that's all!
Hey white girls love black cock.
calling all whores, please die
I just farted - again
DID YOU POOP IN YOUR PANTS AGAIN?
re, eating pussy
Yes I do, but always smell it first
re,re,eating pussy
But dont drink the water
steers and queers come from texas, and I didn't hear any of you mooooo, bitches
To all hummer drivers
blow me
I LOVE BLONDES WITH GUNS
Looking to fuck a Muslim Girl I am.
Hey any Illegal Beaner Women want to have my baby?
Contact me here.
I love to fuck Mexican Women.
Looking for a gal who wants to call me DADDY and get spanked.
Reply here ... to - Spank Me Daddy
To u whites boys we gots plenty of young stuff, u want, we got, u let me me no
Want a Democrat in the White House???
Twist the facts all you want you brainless fuck. The democrats have done shit since elected. Blame your Oil Man in the white house.
Want to know why he is so strong on defense? Because he knows that the young men dying over in Iraq are democrats.
To a republican, Democrats are expendable.
This Blog Rules ....
CRAIGSLIST SUCKS.
Taxes under Clinton 1999
Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750
Taxes under Bush 2008
Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250
So lets just elect another idiot Democrat!
African American Inventors -
OJ Simpson.
He invented the "race card". During his trial it was an effective defense and the tactic worked. Now after getting away with murder every minority waves this "race card" in their defense as if being a person of color prevents prosecution from crime committed. Nice job OJ!
Jesus would hate today's Republican Party
Did U hear the one about the priest giving absolution to the suicide bomber.
"U R forgiven my son, go in pieces."
don't forget ....
Confession on Wednesday's
Ladies welcomed!
I Am the Liberal-Progressive s Worst Nightmare. I am an American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .
If you were born here and don't like it, you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think. I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We want our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE
Kill All Arabs, take the flipping ass oil.
Radical Science Aims to Solve Food Crisis
Conflict follows device that drives away teen loiterers:
NEW YORK - A wall-mounted gadget designed to drive away loiterers with a shrill, piercing noise audible only to teens and young adults is infuriating civil liberties groups and tormenting young people after being introduced into the United States.
Almost 1,000 units of the device, called the Mosquito, have been sold in the United States and Canada after the product debuted last year, according to Daniel Santell, the North America importer of the device sold under the company name Kids Be Gone.
The high-frequency sound has been likened to fingernails dragged across a chalkboard or a pesky mosquito buzzing in your ear. It can be heard by most people in their teens and early 20s who still have sensitive hair cells in their inner ears. Whether you can hear the noise depends on how much your hearing has deteriorated: How loud you blast your iPod, for example, could affect your ability to detect it.
"It's horrible, loud and irritating," said Eddie Holder, 15, who sprinted from his apartment for school one morning covering one ear with his hand to block out the noise. The device was installed outside the building to drive away loiterers. "I have to hurry out of the building because it's so annoying. It's this screeching sound that you have to get away from or it will drive you crazy."
The device has roiled civil liberties groups in countries where it's in use, including England, Australia and Scotland. England's government-appointed Children's Commission proposed a ban. That group describes it as a weapon that infringes on the basic rights of young people and claims that it could have unknown long-term health effects.
The $1,500 device has also been challenged in some American cities and towns that have proposed installing it, with some criticizing the tactic as needlessly cruel.
Santell said the noise can be heard by animals and babies but is bothersome only to children older than 12 and becomes unbearable after several minutes, making it a perfect teen-repellent. The same sound is used as a cell phone ring tone by deaf adults and is a popular download on the Internet.
The town of Great Barrington, Massachusetts, banned the device last year after a movie theater owner installed one.
"There was an outcry, and people didn't like the idea of torturing kids' ears like that," said Ronald Dlugosz, a town official. "People here don't tolerate that kind of stuff."
Milford, Connecticut, faced similar resistance when the city announced plans to install the Mosquito in a park. It increased police patrols instead.
Elsewhere, there have been few or no complaints. A mall in Maryland announced plans to introduce the buzz to disperse skateboarders, and officials and police said they haven't had any outcry. A school district in Columbia, South Carolina, recently installed one on the grille of a school vehicle and another in a parking lot where students gather after high school games, with no complaints.
"We'd have crowds gather in parking lots, and there'd be the usual trash talk, then you'd have fights," said Rick McGee, the school district's emergency services manager. "Now, there's no confrontation at all; they just get aggravated and leave within a few minutes."
Santell, the device's marketer, said most of the company's inquiries are from major corporations and government agencies looking for a way to protect private property. Overseas, complaints arose when the device was projected into public spaces, like sidewalks.
Santell said it does not violate any noise ordinances but added that the company will soon be selling the same product with a higher "power," or decibel output, that will be sold only to government agencies.
Carmen Ramirez, superintendent of the New York apartment building where Eddie Holder lives, described it as "a miracle."
"We used to have young men here all of the time, bothering people in the building and doing illegal things," said Ramirez, 50. "As soon as we put it up, they were gone, and they haven't been back. If they return, we'll just put up more."
A spokesman for the American Civil Liberties Union said the organization does not have a position on the issue. But James Alan Fox, a criminologist at Boston's Northeastern University, said that putting crowd-monitoring devices in the hands of private businesses and citizens is "dangerous."
"There is a significant problem with giving people a tool like this and empowering the public to take over the tasks of law enforcement," Fox said. "It can certainly be used in a way that's inappropriate, and without a doubt, it will be."
Nobody at Holder's apartment building could say where the loitering kids had gone after the Mosquito was installed.
"I just deal with it, but I can't be around here for too long," Holder said. "If I am going to stand around somewhere, it won't be here."
re, Conflict follows device that drives away teen loiterers
Never mind installing them at Malls for right now, lets put them every 6 feet along the U.S. Mexico Border.
Hacker testifies News Corp unit hired him
SANTA ANA, California - A computer hacker testified on Wednesday that a News Corp (NWSa.N) unit hired him to develop pirating software, but denied using it to penetrate the security system of a rival satellite television service.
Christopher Tarnovsky who said his first payment was $20,000 in cash hidden in electronic devices mailed from Canada testified in a corporate-spying lawsuit brought against News Corp's NDS Group.
The trial could result in hundreds of millions of dollars in damage awards.
NDS, which provides security technology to a global satellite network that includes satellite TV service DirecTV, denies the claims, saying it was only engaged in reverse engineering looking at a technology product to determine how it works, a standard in the electronics industry.
After an introduction by plaintiff's attorney Chad Hagan as one of the "two best hackers in the world," Tarnovsky told the court that he was paid on a regular basis by Harper Collins, a publishing arm of News Corp, for 10 years.
Tarnovsky said one of his first projects was to develop a pirating program to make DirectTV more secure.
But lawyers for DISH Network claim Tarnovsky's mission was to hack into DISH's satellite network, steal the security code, then flood the market with pirated smart cards costing DISH $900 million in lost revenue and system-repair costs.
Smart cards enable satellite TV converter boxes to bring in premium channels.
The suit was brought by EchoStar Communications, which later split into two companies, DISH and EchoStar Corp, with DISH being the primary plaintiff.
"I never got money for reprogramming Echostar cards," Tarnovsky said. "Someone is trying to set me up."
DISH attorney Chad Hagan asked, "This is all a big conspiracy?"
"Yes," Tarnovsky answered. He conceded that he constructed a device called "the stinger" that could communicate with any smart card in the world.
Another hacker, Tony Dionisi, testified on Tuesday that Tarnovsky bragged about creating "the stinger" and that he knew of another hacker and NDS employee who reprogrammed 50 EchoStar smart cards with the device.
The trial is expected to last another two to three weeks. It is being heard in southern California because both Tarnovsky and NDS are located there.
Mexican President Caledron admits he has relatives living in the USA illegally.
Lets deport them first by sending them back to him in body bags.
STINKY SPICS GO BACK TO STINKY LAND (BART)
OR ILL HIT U WITH MY PURSE
I bitch about my job a lot.
Karma Sucks
People who believe in Karma suck even more !!!
Most people are just like those in Nazi Germany under Hitler, some see the evil affecting others, but will ignore it until it’s too late, but a majority of Americans are as uninformed as a box of rocks because they rely on the controlled media propaganda for information. Our media is really amazing, run by Liberals who do not have a clue that their liberal leaders are communists and their corporate employers are Fascists, with no loyalty to any country. The constitutional right of a free press was to insure Americans the information they must have to remain free, but our media is nothing more than the propaganda arms of owners in the "Chain of Command for Treason" who are in the process of enslaving us and taking our sovereignty. Two of our primary defenses against usurpation are the Right to Keep and Bear Arms and the Right to Freedom of Speech. Both of these rights are under serious attack right now and could be instantly denied by traitors in government using existing unconstitutional policy.
The most recant poll of American citizens says 89% are strongly against illegal immigration.
Fuck off and die you wetbacks.
does anyone want to eat my pussy this morning
my husband just isn't up to it
he left for work and I am looking for quality sex time
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ......
You have got to visit this blog at:
http://www.dailysignpost.blogspot.com/
A daily posting of crazy signs, all types!
Oprah Winfrey queen of the fat people has started her own cult.
re, oprah winfrey
She is useless...
A Barack Hussein Obama supporter.....
Stupid Black on Black!
If every retail store, every mall would shut down one day of the week image how much energy we would save?
If Obama, by some insane miracle, becomes President, I'm outta here. I'm dead serious. I won't live in this country with a black President. With a Black President, America will soon become like South Africa, with rampaging monkeys slaughtering innocent people in the name of the new regime.
if obama wins
Obama is a typical black person, thinks the government should be the daddy his momma couldn't give him (but he's not bitter, he grew up in Hawaii and is rich)
if this clown gets elected hang on to your wallets, he will jack taxes through the roof to pay for his give-aways. go back to Chicago Barack Hussein Obama, America can't afford you or your angry wife. if you don't vote for Obama you are racist, if you don't vote for Clinton you are sexist, good-grief you liberals are idiots.
re, After Obama wins
He will tap a real Attorney General, like a Bob Kennedy, who will after white supremacist like Joe Arpaio, Russell Pearce, John Kavanagh, and Mesa neo-Nazi J.T. Ready. The new Attorney General will stop all this nonsense about state and city governments officials imposing and enforcing federal laws against minorities. Hurry Senator Obama, we cant wait!
He will let more Mexicans in.....
Yeah Obama!!!!
Obama's Cabinet ...
Reverend Wright, William Ayers, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Michael Jackson, Al Sharpton, Barry Bonds, Harry Belafonte and George Clooney.
Why do all Japanese Men ...
1. ALWAYS eat rice
2. ALWAYS gamble
3. ALWAYS have black hair
4. ALWAYS smell like fish & onions (wrapped in an old leather jacket)
5. ALWAYS have a very difficult time pronouncing the letter "R"
6. ALWAYS smoke
7. ALWAYS eat raw fish and seafood
Liberal Woman i a CUNT
CUNT - Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
How people think on craigslist. phoenix, az r-n-r board ....
Acronyms
CMS-Can't remember shit syndrome
DAMF-Dumb ass Mother fucker
KMBA-Kiss my black ass
LMBS-Lick my ball sack
ROTFLMFAO-Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
SAYLP-Sorry about your luck pal
SWMA-Suck my white ass
TARD-Fuck Tard
YMD-Your Mothers' dildo
QUESTIONS CONCERNING ANCHOR BABIES!
I recently purchased a 28 ft Sea Ray ski boat and I am inquiring as to how many “ANCHOR BABIES” a boat of this size would require?
I am also unsure how to use them, is the rope attached at the neck or feet?
I have some environmental concerns; do they create a large oily slick?
Are they environmentally friendly; will they harm the fish, like Trout and Carp?
I would appreciate any help because I do want to get “ON BOARD” (pardon the pun) with this latest trend of using “ILLEGAL’S” whenever and wherever I can… wink, wink!
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