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Screw you assholes in California and everywhere in between.
Hey I love the Video.
So true, most of these idiot compulsive craigslist freakazoids are spelling fanatic ass wipes.
Nothing has changed in America, big corporate news media is still shoving idiots candidate political choices down the voting public.
Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 53 years ago!
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it."
"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas ."
"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President."
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."
"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."
"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
"I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress."
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel."
"No one can afford to be sick anymore. At $35.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood."
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather report.
I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston says...
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
College Degree or Not:
Had an employee tell me that his previous employer just came out and asked one day "Are you stupid or what". That employer must have been an educated man because he asked the question.
I on the other hand had already figured the answer out without having to ask. That must be the difference. I had a place in my company for a "stupid man" so it all worked out. I have a place in my company for several other degreed people too.
Anti Immigration demonstration
There's a grand total of 2 lonely people holding an anti-immigration protest outside John McCain's office.
I wonder if they couldn't get anyone else to care.
You're a monster, John McCain.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
John McCain.
No shit. That bastard is the Manchurian candidate if there ever was one. That POW camp really fucked him up.
Think of this: do you really want him to have access to the nuclear launch codes with that temper of his?
He's also a fucking Socialist to boot. Oh the irony, bombing them during 'Nam just to join them in philosophy later on. Isn't he a prime example of Stockholm syndrome?
re, John McCain is a traitor!
Anyone who actually lives in Arizona and votes for McCain is a complete idiot. Watch the debates. That fucker is a true politician in the worst sense of the word. He's going for the hispanic vote and lying to us at the same time that he 'gets' it and will do what the people mandate. I can understand why other clueless states would vote for him but Arizona has NO excuse.
The Senate heard our message loud and clear.
Yesterday, the U.S. Senate heard the message of real Americans loud and clear .....
Your calls resonated, causing a panic amongst Senators who moved quickly to close a loophole that would have granted illegal aliens monetary rebates!
Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like and so vivid I woke up in a cold sweat. Let me describe it to you briefly...
1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States
2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?!!!
3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.
4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President!!! Bill, as the Vice President, immediately becomes President!!! This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that "no person may be elected as president more than twice". Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the remainder of Hillary's term---all 4 years of it.
5. But wait! There's more! The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement. He has chosen someone to fill the now-vacant office of Vice President. Guess who he picks? Why, Hillary, of course!!! And she would still be able to run for president again!!!
That dirty piece of shit Juan McCain
Yep. Could'nt agree more. I pray that on super tuesday juan loses his own constituants from his home state to Romney. Now that would be funny. McCain has made it clear to me that he does'nt give 2 shits about the economy,or the will of the majority of people in Arizona or anywhere else. The man is dangerous. Another G.W. or maybe worse. Vote against this asshole on tuesday folks.
Why I am going to vote for John Mc Cain
Because he "claims" he wants open borders so he can get the dumbaas Mexican's to vote for him.
I personally believe after he is elected he will then tighten the borders and all hell will break for the the scum Mexican's who where dumb enough to vote for him in the first place, thus sealing their own fate!
You stupid asshole Mexicans you can't trust McCain to be honest now can you?
If John McCain becomes President, I think he will get even with Vietnam, just like George Bush got even with Iraq.
I think he will cut a deal with China giving them Taiwan in exchange for Vietnam claiming Vietnam has vast oil deposits America needs and we must find the unaccounted MIAs.
Trader Mc Amenesty Cain
For a great site about GUNS, Gun Issues, Weapons, Hunting, etc.
go to ......
http://www.guns-n-stuff.blogspot.com/
re, guns
Just visited the Blog / Website, this is great. I love it.
http://www.guns-n-stuff.blogspot.com/
If this was craigslist, any board, this woiuld be flagged. I love this Forum, wish more would use it.
re, CL Flagging
I agree , the one thing I like about this forum is NO Flagging !!!!
CL Sucks.
That asshole Craig Newmark who owns craigslist sucks.
A great non partisan BLOG.
A true pictorial / video of America is failing.....
The Patton Doctrine
http://pattondoctrine.blogspot.com/
Virginia Beach, VA - Police confiscated two display photos of scantily clad men and a woman from an Abercrombie & Fitch store and cited the manager on a misdemeanor obscenity charge, authorities said.
The police issued the summons Saturday after Abercrombie management did not heed warnings to remove the images from the Lynnhaven Mall store after some customers complained, police spokesman Adam Bernstein said.
One photograph showed three shirtless young men, with one man's upper buttocks showing. The other image was of a woman whose breast was mostly exposed, authorities said.
WASHINGTON DC - - President Bush is sending Congress a $3 trillion spending blueprint that would provide a big boost to defense and protect his signature tax cuts.
It seeks sizable savings in government health care programs and puts the squeeze on much of the rest of government, but it would still generate near-record budget deficits over the next two years.
Democrats attacked Bush's final spending plan as a continuation of what they contend are seven years of failed policies by the Bush administration.
Today's budget bears all the hallmarks of the Bush legacy it leads to more deficits, and more cutbacks in critical services
re, The Patton Doctrine
Great Blog, right on the money, truly non partisan, and factual.
A Definite READ for everyone no matter what your political stance or position.
If you hate HOAs as much as I do, post to this great Blog forum ...
http://www.homeowner-associations.blogspot.com/
Gore v Bush Elections
Supreme Court ruled that Bush was the president.
Popular vote:
Bush..50,456,002 47.87%
Gore..50,999,897 48.38%
Nadar. 2,882,955 2.74%
Gore won the popular vote.
Lost in the electoral college.
The Electoral College needs to be abolished.
You dumb ass people voting for John McCain get whatever is coming to you.
He sucks.
He is a war monger and a liberal combined,
More men and women will die, a bankrupt economy, worse trade inbalance, and amnesty for Illegals is what McCain brings to America.
I AR A DEMOKRAT
I AR A DEMOKRAT, AN I GOT BOOK LARNIN AND EDAMAKATION. U RAPOBLICONS R JUS
JALOS OF US DEMOKRATS. I R GONA VOT FOR A DEMOKRAT FOR PRASODENT SO AS I
CUN GET FREE HALTH KAR AND FREE FOOD STAMPS. AN I WON HAV TO WORK NO MO.
Driving in the Fast Lane:
People don't get it. The speed limit doesn't apply to all lanes. That's only relevant if there's one lane. If on a two (or more) lane road you should pull into the right lane so faster drivers can proceed. That way EVERYONE can drive at the speed they they want. People who set the spped limit in the fast lane are sad people.
Maybe they didn't get that promotion they wanted and the only way you can exercise any authority is to slow down other drivers.
Maybe their Dad never hugged Them. I don't know...and I don't care!
If you're going 70 in a 65 speed limit. Why can't the guy behind you go 75?
Why? BECAUSE YOU ARE A SAD LOSER!
Is the light going on or you just don't get it?
Hey you Spanish speaking cavones
Keep speaking Spanish wherever you go--in public---workplace---even in the semi-privacy of your own car. Because your type has no intention to assimilate to citizenship----i need to recognize you for what you are---traitors to the sovereignty of this nation. Thank you for waving your own flag. Now I know who you are if we get into a war with Mexico.
Nigeria Scammers Suck
Arizona Employer Sanction law
Federal Judge upholds Employer Sanctions Law......Bye Bye ILLEGALS!!!
PORTLAND, Maine - The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man with a mustache who is pulling in front of female drivers and then jumping out of his vehicle while wearing women's underwear, a garter belt and black high-heel boots.
Reading Posts On Craigslist Is A Lot Like......
Reading the writing on a bathroom wall at the bus depot with a backed up toilet!
Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 3 last night which is actually pretty typical. I am fucking good!!!
re, Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 5 last night which is actually pretty typical.
re, Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 7 last night which is actually pretty typical. I am better.
re,re,Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 10 last night which is actually pretty typical. I am fucking good!!!
re re re Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 15 last night which is actually pretty typical. I am fucking good!!!
re, re, re, re - Orgasms
I gave my girlfriend over 25 last night which is actually pretty typical. I am fucking great !
Lets Talk Orgasms ........
I gave my girlfriend just 1 but it lasted all night long.
I am the BEST .......
HOA's
They are worthless...made up of dumbass realtors, useless mortgage losers, and frustrated soccer mom's all with huge power egos.
These are created by lazy ass politicians and city workers who don't do their jobs to enforce codes so they make builders create HOA's.....fuck them all.
HOA's is just another way our freedoms are being eroded away.......anyone who can't see that is just plain stupid and gets what they deserve.
this month -
does a bear ....?
my teddy bear poops in the toilet just like me.
re, Lets Talk Orgasms ........
You jackasses are a legend in your own minds.
None of you could get laid in a morgue.
re, this month, does a bear?
my teddy bear poops stuffing when i shove my cock up its butt
re, teddy bear
Yeah that's because it's the only sex you can get !!
Hey Lu Lu
Let me show you how many times I can make you cum (have an orgasm) ...
Lu Lu
I like to help you relax, you seem uptight, how about I butt fuck you?
bear molesters ...
Let it be known that all teddy bears everywhere are now in revolt.
hello LA, just waking up, got me some great T.A.P.
Picked up a girl at the club last night, went back to her place, we were both blitzed, I mean wasted. Had sex but don't remember much.
I woke up about an hour ago, she was still dead to the world, so I masturbated all over her face and then pissed on her bathroom floor and toilet bowl...
I am gone now, she was a one night stand.
Microsoft bid 44+ Billion Dollars for Yahoo.
Lets get real, for a fraction of that cost, they could hire 1,000 top programmers and create the best damn Internet Search Engine on the planet.
WASHINGTON DC - In a major policy shift aimed at reducing a ballooning immigration backlog, the Department of Homeland Security is preparing to grant permanent residency to tens of thousands of applicants before the FBI completes a required background check.
Those eligible are immigrants whose fingerprints have cleared the FBI database of criminal convictions and arrests but whose names have not yet cleared the FBI's criminal or intelligence files after six months of waiting.
The immigrants who are granted permanent status, more commonly known as getting their green cards, will be expected eventually to clear the FBI's name check. If they don't, their legal status will be revoked and they'll be deported.
The decision to issue green cards demonstrates how federal agencies are struggling to keep up with surging immigration applications while applying stringent post-Sept. 11 background checks.
re, Microsoft and Yahoo
I couldn't agree more.
Where are the bean counters in Microsoft?
Fuck Yahoo, drive them into bankruptcy the arrogant bastards.
re, re, Microsoft and Yahoo
Sell your Yahoo stock, I bet this pissed Gates off!
re, re - Microsoft and Yahoo...
Correct, lets assume they hired 1,000 top programmers at $100/Hr.
Paid them another $25/Hr per diem
Pot each one up in a hotel at say, $100/night
plus rent an office building at $200/SE for year, say 25,000 square feet ....
The approximate cost at the end of one year would be -
$67,500,000 (67.5 million dollars)
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So-called new international type of forum, i.e. Rants and Raves ... at -
www.wtf.com
I went there, it;s a piece of shit.
Like so many websites, they want you to register, give an email address, etc ... then you end up with a ton of spam, fuck that.
Plus the site is hard to use.
I like something simple, like this, speak my mind, no registration, nothing.
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Damn Terrorists are everywhere
SCOTTSDALE Arizona - Police arrested an 18-year-old man on suspicion of making bombs.
After a loud explosion late Friday near Thompson Peak Parkway and Hillery Way, police said they stopped a vehicle and identified a man as a suspect in the building and detonation of a pipe bomb.
Police said Tyler Aaneneson told them that he made the bomb and he took police to his home where officers found more material that could be used for explosives.
The explosion caused no injuries, but did minor damage to a sidewalk, police said.
Aaneneson was booked and released on suspicion of weapons misconduct, disorderly conduct and criminal damage, police said.
re, Damn Terrorists are everywhere
well 911 and over 3,000 deaths didn't close the borders, so I would probably say never, or as long as the current 2 party system is in power, which ever comes first.
re, wtf.com
i just visited it,you are right,its a piece of shit
I Love New York
screw you if you don't
New York Bitch
Suck my big 1
I
JUST
Farted
I hate Phoenix Arizona, it sucks.
I am moving to Canada where the air is clear, free healthcare, and no fucking Mexicans.
Good morning Phoenix
found this link on phx r,n,r cl brd, so i though i try it out.
Gee there mr/mrs phoenix may be you nned that cup of coffee before posting, your spelling sucks, but then who am I to criticize, sorrrrrry!
been up you losers, and I hate the Phoenix Suns. I hate the Cowboys too.
Hey Mr. Silly Phila piss off.
re. Mr Phila....
Hey there partner, saying the Cowboys suck, thems fighting words.
Philadelphia,
That's New Jersey's turd hole. We flush all out turds down stream in the Delaware River to Philadelphia.
first time here....
I see this board has it's assholes as well, like so many others on the Internet.
Just came over from CraigsList (CL) R and R.
I'll probably start posting to both boards now.
Cause I hate Flaggers.
BMW ...
seands for ......
Big Mouth Whiner.
GM posts biggest annual US auto loss
The Detroit-based automaker said it was offering a new round of buyouts to all 74,000 of its U.S. hourly workers who are represented by the United Auto Workers.
GM won't say how many workers it hopes to shed, but under its new contract with the UAW, it will be able to replace up to 16,000 workers doing non-assembly jobs with new employees who will be paid half the old wage of $28 per hour.
Ford Motor Co. and Chrysler LLC already have announced similar buyout offers.
the horror never stops
I have never lived where there is an HOA. I have had friends that lived with HOA's and had horror stories to tell. One was about a tree. The HOA said he needed to have a tree in his front yard. He planted a nice mesquite tree and his HOA told him that he needed to remove it because it was to close to the sidewalk. There was nothing in the rules about where the tree should be. It turns out that the tree blocked the view of the mountains of the guy across the street who was a buddy of an HOA board member. I can never understand why anyone would subject themselves to living with an HOA. If nobody bought the homes because of the HOA's then the developers would stop setting them up.
re, HOA
They are comprised of all asshats.
I love this forum.
CL Posters everywhere fuck off !!!!!
HOA Board Members and Rule............
OK, another group of no name buttwipes who can't make a real argument against a homeowner. The Chilean Mesquite is a xeroscopic tree that fits in well with desert landscape. It is frugal with water and provides great shade. It also fits in with every HOA and zoning requirement. The point of the post was the abuse that HOA board members heap on residents. HOA's are a perfect candidate for communist membership. They are the type that obeys blindly without question. Congratulations, ALL HOA Board Members and Management Companies are scum. Most of the residents are a perfect cross between a troll and a sheep.
from the FREE section of Phoenix CL
Two Free Gerbil Cages
Everything you need two have two gerbils. Cages, food, chew toys and wheels. Includes two Gerbils. Everything you need to have these low maintenance pets. Kids will love them!
Bet the fags (queers) in Gilbert Arizona are rushing to get this one......
Re: HOA Asshats
Many HOAs are crooked and dishonest because of the crooked and dishonest people running them. Why would anyone get a ticket for leaving out a rolled up hose for 4 hours, unless the HOA was abusing their power?
Besides, the Mesquite tree is an excellent choice for a yard. It is a native plant and doesn't need you to water it.
More Mexican Bullshit
He's here to speak out against anti-illegal sentiment, saying America's economy and Mexico's labor go hand in hand. Is he out of his mind? Our country can no longer support his people, it can't even support our people. When is this madness going to stop?
MAY A GIANT STEAMING TURD FALL ON EVERY HOA MEETING FROM HERE ON IN
So that those that want to grow unapproved foilage in their OWN yard may do so.
HOAs are for sheeple
If you like taking orders from old farts with an axe to grind, or a younger fart who got kicked around in prep school, live in an HOA. It's fun to see them walk around with their clip boards, recording the least little infraction...then discussing it at their board--I mean BORED--meeting. They love to spy on everyone. They discuss important topics like what color the ashtrays at the pool should be (BEIGE OF COURSE!!!), who is growing their bushes too high (so the farts can't see inside their house), and who didn't take down their Christmas lights on time. My God the world wouldn't spin without these pious dullards, whose only joy in life is to spy on someone else.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their Sansabelt pants. Seriously.
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be
completely voluntary,
2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual incomes into the Program,
3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,
4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the General operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and,
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.
AMERICAN FORK, Utah - A football coach accused of stepping on a pheasant during a game has pleaded no contest to misdemeanor animal cruelty.
Viewmont High School assistant coach Richard Layton was ordered Tuesday to perform 30 hours of community service.
Layton was videotaped stepping on the bird during an Oct. 26 game against American Fork High School.
Two teens had released the bird onto the field as a prank.
Layton says he lost his balance while trying to stop the bird with his foot.
The pheasant was badly injured and was later destroyed.
Consumer Alert -
Computer Warning:
Online Valentine cards may contain Internet worm!
Bush ready to sign economic aid package for Americans:
WASHINGTON DC - If government rebate checks ranging from $300 to $1,200 for just about every household don't spur a consumer spending spree strong enough to cure what ails the economy, Congress is ready to throw more money at the problem. Skeptical economists and a worried public question whether the rebates for more than 130 million Americans and tax breaks for businesses will be quick enough or effective enough to avert a recession, though analysts generally believe the $168 billion economic rescue package President Bush planned to sign Wednesday could help prevent the current downturn from ballooning into a crisis.
U.S. Coins .......
If you saw 60 Minutes last Sunday, they did a segment on the Penny and the Nickel.
It now cost the U.S. Government almost 2 cents to make one penny, and almost 10 cents to make one nickel.
This largely due to the increased cost of the metals that make up the Penny and the Nickel.
The head of the U.S. Mint, has suggested making these two coins out of steel.
As usual Congress has rejected this idea along with a constant battle for over 20 years to do away with the Penny altogether.
re, US Coins -
Actually doing away with the Penny has largely been blocked by the Retail Industry and Charities.
Business argues that they would have to round up to the nearest 5 cents thus costing consumers more.
Charities argue that they have Penny drives to help the down downtrodden and needed.
If you think Illegal Immigrants should have rights and aloud into the USA, consider this ...
For those who live in Arizona, Texas, Southern California, or New Mexico just look at the crime stats ... almost everything concerns someone with a Hispanic name, mostly Mexican origin ... this even includes simple no felony police incidents such as auto accidents.
Just read the newspaper or watch TV when they announce the names of the criminals.
The French had the right idea ... chop off the heads of the criminals in public.
I'm Pretty Sure, If Obama Is Elected:
The price of canned spam will come down, anyway.
He's from Hawaii, and everybody knows...Hawaiians consume more spam, per capita, than any other state in the union.
It's true, don't ask me why..., I don't know, they just do.
We would have a spam-eater for President.
I could live with that.
Spam is an excellent alternative meat-source.
I don't know what it's made from, but...it's cheap, don't ask me why..., I don't know, it just is.
Obama would probably make a good, cheap, alternative President.
Don't ask me why..., I don't know, he just would, probably.
He'll probably carry Hawaii.
I'll bet ya' he eats some spam while he's there, too.
Don't ask me why..., I don't know, but I bet he will.
He's pretty-much Forrest-Gumping himself towards the Whitehouse, already.
Don't ask me how..., I don't know, but he is.
America needs a change!
Yes! We need 50,000,000 more landscapers and under-insured ice cream vendors.
Mr. John McCain, pull your head out of your ugly beaner lover ass!
Our Country is turning into the laughing stock of the world.
Defending HOAs means you love conformity and are a dullard.
John McCain counts on the Fooled-Heartedy,
I've said this for years, "George Bush will miraculously pull Osama bin Laden from out of his asshole, right before the president election."
You just wait and see.
And, John McCain will waltz into the Whitehouse (like the crazy, drunken sailor that he is).
And nothing changes, the people see their shadow, four more years of economic chaos, war, and open borders.
Personal Ad Acronyms:
411 = seeking information
420 = Marijuana
$ = $100 ($$ = $200, $$.5 = $250 and so on…)
AMP = Asian massage parlor
Asian = Rim job
ATF = All time favorite
BB = Bare Back (no condom)
BBC = Big Black Cock
BBW = Big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = Bondage Slave and Master (S&M involving captivity)
Bird Watching = BBBJ with CIM and Swallow
BJ = Blow job (fellatio)
BLS = Ball licking and sucking
BS = Body Slide (Body to Body massage)
BTW = By the way
CD = Cross-Dresser (Male what wears women’s clothing)
CIM = cum in mouth
CMT = Certified Massage therapist (Professional Masseuse)
Cow Girl = Woman on top, facing partner
DATY = "Dining at the Y" (Cunnelings)
DDE = doesn’t do extras (generally PS only)
DDG = Drop Dead Gorgeous
DFK = Deep French Kissing
Doggie = SP on hands and knees, customer behind SP
EOM = End of Message (no text in message body)
FBSM = Full body sensual massage
French = BJ
French kiss = Kissing with tongue
FS = Full service (intercourse)
GFE = Girlfriend experience
Greek = Anal Sex
GS = Golden Shower (Urinating on someone)
Half & Half = Oral sex and intercourse
HJ = Hand job (manual/Hand release)
HM = high Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
IMO = in my opinion
Incall = SP provides location for services
ISO = In search of
LE = Law Enforcement
LF = Lady Friend
LK = Light Kissing
LMAO = Laughing my ass off
LMFAO = Laughing my fucking ass off
LOL = Laughing out loud
MBR = Multiple Bell Ringing
Missionary = Man on top
MP = Massage Parlor
MPCFS = Multiple position covered full service
MSOG = Multiple shots on goal
N = Nude
NN = Non-Nude
OMG = Oh my gosh!
Outcall = Customer provides location for SP
Pearls = Pearl Necklace (Ejaculation on upper breasts)
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = pathetic loser
PS = private show (Dance only)
PSE = Porn star Experience
PV = Private Viewing (same as PS)
Reverse Cow Girl = woman on top, facing away from partner
Rim job = Analings (licking around and in the anus)
RM = Reverse Massage (Customer massages SP)
RMP = Russian massage parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
ROTFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
Russian = Penis between breasts (often ending in Pearls)
S&M = Slave and master (usually role play)
SM = Sensual Massage
SO = Significant Other
SOG = shots on goal
SP = Service Provider
Spinner = Very Petite and Thin
Swallow = SP Swallows Ejaculate
T = Topless
TC = To Completion (to ejaculation)
Tea Bagging = Dipping Balls in mouth
TS = Trans-sexual (surgically changed gender)
TV = Transvestite (Male that acts and appears female)
WS = Water Sports ('GS' with swallow)
XOXO = Hugs and kisses
YMMV = your mileage may vary (Service levels vary person to person)
re, Personal Escort (hooker) Ad Acronyms:
You can have a date for the cost of a dozen flowers or roses....
Brown = $100
Red = $50
Green = $20
Purple = $10
Blue = $5
Dear John McCain...
...start campaigning for Hillary because Obama will crush you in the general election. We're talking Reagan vs. Mondale numbers. And come up with a better platform than "100 more years in Iraq." You are sooooooooo fucked.
acronym this....
STFU
Hey on CL -
Everyday is Flag A FAG Day
Attn Queers - no flagging here you scum bucket low lifes
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Phoenix, AZ
Mormon bj
wow, I have the opposite situation. I had a mormon girl that would only suck my dick and let me fuck her ass so she could stay a "virgin". I loved it and I never had to worry about future morons running around and having to support them.
Just a side note: her Dad was President of my HOA & that had mesquite trees....
Barking Dogs in Arizona / Phoenix / Maricopa County ..
The barking dogs that go all night long is a neverending problem, I know from first hand experience. I used to be an Animal Control Officer for Maricopa County. All that they will do is issue a warning for animal nuisence. That is if the Officer ever gets around to taking the call, and they have to catch the animal in the act. The Police Dept. will rarley take complaints for barking dogs. They can be forced to take the call if you call 911 with your complaint, I have found that reporting this as not only a barking dog complaint as well as a possible prowler complaint is helpful. Don't forget to tell the operator that this dog barks all the time and it makes you think that there might just be a prowler in the area. The Police have to investigsate ALL 911 calls.
Also if you can get this person's phone number you can call them and wake them up to control thier dog's barking. I have found that some people adjust to not becoming awakned by the barking. Myself and you are unfortunatly not that type of person, I hope this will of some help for you.
As you can see people, just another reason NOT to move here.
This place is turning into a shithole o Liberals and Illegals
Mor(m)on women are stealth baby machines.....I hope you've protected yourself or she may give you a Valentines day suprise lasting 18 years..........Cha-Ching !!!
Conspiracy Theorist are
EVERYWHERE
Murder plot against Danish cartoonist
Early Tuesday morning, Danish police arrested three men with a Muslim background suspected of conspiring to kill Kurt Westergaard, a Danish cartoonist with Morgenavisen Jyllands-Posten.
Two of those arrested are Tunisian citizens, one a Danish citizen, according to the Danish Security and Intelligence Service, which has kept the group under surveillance for months.
The 40-year old Danish citizen is of Moroccan origin. Upon his arrest, he was charged with attempted violation of section 114 of the Danish anti-terrorism act. On Tuesday evening, after being interrogated, he was discharged.
Pursuant to the regulations of the Danish aliens’ act, the two Moroccan citizens are held in custody in preparation for expulsion from Denmark. On Thursday 14th Feb., the two Tunisian citizens will be brought before a judge for the latter to determine whether detention regulations have been observed. The Danish Ministry of Refugee, Immigration and Integration Affairs has sanctioned their expulsion from Denmark.
Mohammed with a bomb
Kurt Westergaard is one of the 12 cartoonists who on 30 September 2005 published cartoons of Muslim prophet Mohammed.
The cartoons and an explanatory article led, as is well known, to the so-called Mohammed crisis involving violent demonstrations, the boycott of Danish goods and the burning of Danish embassies.
Kurt Westergaard’s cartoon depicting the prophet wearing a bomb turban with a lit fuse attracted particular attention. What the cartoonist wanted to say with his cartoon was that many people exploit the prophet to legitimize terror. However, the cartoon was widely seen as a depiction of the prophet as a terrorist.
Iran processes uranium gas.........
VIENNA, Austria - Iran's new generation of advanced centrifuges have begun processing small quantities of the gas that can be used to make the fissile core of nuclear warheads.
The diplomats emphasized that the centrifuges were working with minute amounts of uranium gas. One diplomat said Tehran has set up only 10 of the machines far too few to make enriched uranium in the quantities needed for an industrial-scale energy or weapons program.
Still, the information revealed details of the state of Iran's experiments with its domestically developed IR-2 centrifuges, which can churn out enriched uranium at more than double the rate of the machines that now form the backbone of the Iranian nuclear project.
The existence of the IR-2 was made known only last week by diplomats accredited to the Vienna-based International Atomic Energy Agency, which is investigating Iran's nuclear program for any evidence that it might have been designed to make weapons.
Last week that the new centrifuges appeared to be running empty and they could not quantify the number of machines that had been set up at the experimental facility linked to Iran's growing underground enrichment plant at Natanz.
Fleshing out previous information, a diplomat said Wednesday that the IR-2 centrifuges were set up Jan. 20 and began processing minute amounts of uranium gas soon afterward as part of testing the machines.
I'll tell you what war is all about; you've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough they stop fighting.
Ann Coulter a rabid crazy incoherent brainless bitch. The body, minus the adam's apple, isn't all that bad. But shit, I wouldn't want her to open her mouth, even for a BJ.
My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
While we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'?
'No!' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'?
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said,
'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
You want 4 more years of George Bush lunacy just elect John McCain !!!
Ok,
If you want a repeat of Jimmy Carter's runaway inflation and high interest rates along with more dead Americans in the world elect Hillary Clinton.
re, Ok-
well then if you want another return to black social economics and the minorities get everything along with busing, government loans for business, minority unqualified contractors, Muslims running amuck in America, just elect Osama OBAMA !!!
Barking dogs
If your dog is outside, barking, keeping me up at night, causing problems for me at work, a job that feeds my family .... yer gonna shut your dog up ... or I will.
Period.
P.S. - Fuck all HOA's
P.P.S. - Fuck P.E.T.A.
RANT: Carpool honker
Ok, let me get this straight. You come to pick up someone in the mornings that lives in my apartment complex. You don't even live here ... but you have the balls to lean on your horn to let them know you are here?
Let me throw out a few ideas for you.
1. Tell the person to be outside and ready to go at a specific time.
2. USE A CELL PHONE to call them instead of bothering 15 other people.
One of these days, I might just come out there and go postal on yer ass. Seriously ... who the fuck do you think you are?
Motorcycle Drivers
I have zero tolerance for your LOUD BIKES! I know you say it's safer ... but you are too cool to wear a helmet so ... you deserve to die.
DO EVERYONE ELSE A FAVOR and stop INFLICTING HOW COOL YOU THINK YOU ARE on our eardrums.
You are not cool ... my car is worth more than your bike ... wear a helmet, put a muffler on your bike and BE A ONE PERCENTER!
BECAUSE 99 PERCENT OF YOU ARE MORONS!
RE: Carpool honker
Ahhh, the "Arizona Mexican Doorbell".
I sure remember that from from when I lived in an apartment.
To the assholes who complain about Harleys...
Harley Davidson Motorcycles are not the only bikes on the road that have loud pipes.
People in cars do not bother to look for bikes, so loud pipes alert the idiots driving with loud music, putting their make up on and you receiving blow jobs from your boyfriend, talking on your cell phones or scratching your balls.
Fed Up with the System........
Just work under the table and dont pay taxes, ask your friend the ILEGALL.....how to do it.
Remember
Roadrage Cleans out the gene pool
What RAP stands for
R Retards
A Attempting
P Poetry
student goes on a pencil stabbing rampage
Somewhere over the rainbow, a student went on a pencil stabbing rampage, attacking his teacher and fellows students. Two kids were injured with minor cuts, the teacher was crying, and the rest of the class was outside laughing. Parents were left angry and wondering how the student was allow to bring s pencil into the classroom after all pencils were outlawed many years ago. Other parents demanded the school change its "pencil kill people" policy, so kids can bring their own pencils in case they need to defend themselves against future attacks from "psycho pencil killers". Whiteness said the perpetrator, a young white male, had been acting weird lately, carrying pictures of President Bush and Rush Limbaugh, and a little Barack Obama voodoo doll on his back pocket. Police says the young student comes from a broken home of conservative Republicans, a couple of busy bodies preoccupied with the war on terror, tax cuts, the sanctity of marriage, and immigration reform. The kid was taking to St Luke's for an intake, lack of love and respect seem to be the source of stress and emotional disturbance. He will be place in a liberal home for a quick recovery, socialization, and safe return to society.
EMERGENCY ROOM
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a Border Patrol patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
I sat home all day yesterday just waiting for the doorbell to ring and there would be some nice looking girl just wanting to sit on my face ...
But she never came!
Dam Valentine's sucks.
DENVER - More than 1 billion gallons of contaminated water — enough to fill 1,500 Olympic-sized swimming pools — is trapped in a tunnel in the mountains above the historic town of Leadville and threatening to blow.
Lake County Commissioners have declared a local state of emergency for fear that this winter's above-average snowpack will melt and cause a catastrophic tidal wave.
The water is backed up in abandoned mine shafts and a 2.1-mile drainage tunnel that is partially collapsed, creating the pooling of water contaminated with heavy metals.
County officials have been nervously monitoring the rising water pressure inside the mine shafts for about two years. An explosion could inundate Leadville and contaminate the Arkansas River.
"It could come out, we just don't know where," county Commissioner Carl Schaefer said. "We're seeing changes and we're very concerned. We're not crying `Chicken Little' here."
State and federal officials agreed Thursday to conduct a risk assessment before taking any action. Critics said something should be done immediately to ease the pressure.
Peter Soeth, a spokesman for the Bureau of Reclamation, which acquired the drainage tunnel in 1959, said there was no immediate threat to Leadville's 2,700 residents.
Officials point out that a speaker system to broadcast evacuation notices has already been installed near a mobile home park that has 300 residents near the tunnel's portal.
The tunnel normally drains water that seeps into some of the hundreds of abandoned mine shafts and other mine workings in the mountains east and south of Leadville and deposits it into the East Fork of the Arkansas River about a mile north of town.
The Environmental Protection Agency raised concerns about the situation in letters sent to the Bureau of Reclamation, which has been assessing the concerns.
"Due to the unknown condition of the tunnel blockage and the large volume of water behind the blockages, we are concerned that an uncontrolled, potentially-catastrophic release of water to the Arkansas River from (the tunnel) is likely at some point," said one EPA letter sent in November.
Stan Christensen, an EPA expert on the tunnel, said the likelihood that something catastrophic can happen increases the longer nothing is done.
A water treatment plant at the foot of the tunnel removes toxins and heavy metals such as zinc, cadmium and manganese before discharging the water into the Arkansas River. The mobile home park is near the treatment plant.
New springs and seepages have appeared at California Gulch, which sits below the plant. Tests have shown high levels of heavy metals typically found in mine discharge, leading officials to conclude the trapped water is finding ways out.
"No one can tell us what it means," said Jeffrey Foley, Lake County's emergency management director. "It's finding fault lines and it's pouring mine-contaminated water into the Arkansas."
The EPA's Christensen said the water table is rising regionwide and that his agency can't immediately reach the same conclusion.
Leadville, which sits at 10,200 feet of elevation and some 100 miles west of Denver, rose to national prominence and attracted thousands of people after a gold rush in 1859. After the gold ran out, silver became the dominant mining industry.
Later, a mine that sits beneath 13,000-foot mountain peaks began shipping molybdenum ore in 1915. Miners have recovered 946,000 tons of molybdenum, used to harden steel, worth about $4 billion. The Climax mine closed in 1995.
well my girl came over last night and I made her howl like a mad dog as I fucked her tight butt hole.
she was a good bitch
I let her sleep over so and rest
now see ladies when you're good your get a bone
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive Through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
re, joke.....
good 1
Three Things to Ponder:
C O W S
Does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... It creates a hostile work environment.
I'm trying to start my own business and thought I'd use Craigslist to get my product out to interested people. Ever tried to start your own business? It's not as easy as you might think.
I've been lifting weights and working out for 16 years (Started lifting when I was 16). I've got an M.S. in Computer Science and developed a program that uses genetic algorithms to create constantly changing workouts that are tailored to my fitness goals. It's easy to use and has a journal that tracks your progress. I've got a website setup where people can download a trial version at http://www.getfiterator.com
But, it seems next to impossible to advertise this without spending massive amounts of money. I thought Craigslist would work well but my ad gets flagged immediately. Perhaps they're anti-capitalist? I guess the other possibility is that my ad sucked -- Nah, that can't be it.
Anyone have any suggestions? Where can I market a product like this without spending major coin?
You can email me at admin@getfiterator.com
Hey Bill,
Lets face it Hillary is a bad fuck......
But she's good at fucking things up !!
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 1 -
Never Waste a Hard-on
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 2 -
It's not all the way in, till I say so !!!
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 3 -
All 3 of your holes are for the taking at my desire and discretion, live with it.
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 4 -
Lick and suck my balls till I tell you to stop.
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 5 -
Yes, I will spank you when you are bad, ha ha!
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 6 -
NO, I repeat No I don't ever use a CONDOM, so don't ask !!!
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 7 -
Swallowing is NOT an option.
Everything you see on CL Real Estate is a FAKE !!!
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 8 -
No I don't do foreplay.
LOS ANGELES CA - An undercover video showing crippled and sick animals being shoved with forklifts has led to the largest beef recall in the United States and a scramble to find out if any of the meat is still destined for school children's lunches.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture on Sunday ordered the recall of 143 million pounds of beef from a Southern California slaughterhouse that is the subject of an animal-abuse investigation.
The recall will affect beef products dating to Feb. 1, 2006, that came from Chino-based Westland/Hallmark Meat Co., the federal agency said. The company provided meat to various federal programs.
Secretary of Agriculture Ed Schafer said his department has evidence that Westland did not routinely contact its veterinarian when cattle became non-ambulatory after passing inspection, violating health regulations.
"Because the cattle did not receive complete and proper inspection, Food Safety and Inspection Service has determined them to be unfit for human food and the company is conducting a recall," Schafer said in a statement.
A phone message left for Westland president Steve Mendell was not returned Sunday.
Agriculture officials said the massive recall surpasses a 1999 ban of 35 million pounds of ready-to-eat meats. No illnesses have been linked to the newly recalled meat, and officials said the health threat was likely small.
Officials estimate that about 37 million pounds of the recalled beef went to school programs, but they believe most of the meat probably has already been eaten.
"We don't know how much product is out there right now. We don't think there is a health hazard, but we do have to take this action," said Dr. Dick Raymond, USDA Undersecretary for Food Safety.
Federal officials suspended operations at Westland/Hallmark after an undercover video from the Humane Society of the United States surfaced showing crippled and sick animals being shoved with forklifts.
Two former employees were charged Friday. Five felony counts of animal cruelty and three misdemeanors were filed against a pen manager. Three misdemeanor counts illegal movement of a non-ambulatory animal were filed against an employee who worked under that manager. Both were fired.
Authorities said the video showed workers kicking, shocking and otherwise abusing "downer" animals that were apparently too sick or injured to walk into the slaughterhouse. Some animals had water forced down their throats, San Bernardino County prosecutor Michael Ramos said.
No charges have been filed against Westland, but an investigation by federal authorities continues.
About 150 school districts around the nation have stopped using ground beef from Hallmark Meat Packing Co., which is associated with Westland. Two fast-food chains, Jack-In-the-Box and In-N-Out, said they would not use beef from Westland/Hallmark.
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 9 -
That cum on your chin or tits, wipe it off and eat it.
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 10 -
Listen, it's hard every morning so stop asking, just climb on and ride it like there's no tomorrow.
Ladies here are the rules:
Rule # 11 -
If you don't want to be traded in on a newer model, watch your weight and keep fit.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
To ..... whoever,
Dont make me kick everyones ass at the lyberry.
Carlos Santana Found Dead
RE: Carlos Santana Found Dead
BULLSHIT!
Carlos is in Singapore doing a show today, after doing a show in Dubai on the 15th.
Perhaps some illegal alien Carlos had a heart attack in San Fagcisco yesterday?
Another Stupid Ad on the FREE section of craigslists
6,000 SQ FT FREE SPACE.....FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO PAINT
I HAVE A FURNITURE STORE IN TEMPE AND HAVE 6,000 SQ FT OF SPACE FOR FREE FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS A PASSION TO PAINT.YOU CAN ALSO DISPLAY YOUR ART FOR FREE.MUST USE SPACE DURING STORE HOURS(NO,YOU CAN'T LIVE THERE)
INSTOCK FURNITURE.COM
825 N. SCOTTSDALE RD TEMPE,AZ 85281
PLEASE DON'T CALL THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST STOP BY MON-FRI 10-7 P.M AND HAVE A SAMPLE OF YOUR WORK AND YOUR PASSION FOR ART
Tempe Arizona
re, free space in Tempe AZ
How about live porn shots and porn movies, that's art, the Supreme Court says so?
Georgie Bush senior just endorsed Johnny McCain
Assholes always flock to assholes
G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Bill Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Concerning the FREE Section of CL in Phoenix, Arizona ...
You're too stupid for my free stuff.
5 days I have had free stuff up in the free stuff section.
4 days a desk has sat outside.
3 days a perfectly good, fairly high res computer monitor has sat outside..
27 emails asking if its still available.
I put in my post - "This is STILL AVAILABLE" .... and "post will be removed when items are picked up"
...sigh... tossed it in the dumpster because its not worth dealing with it.
re, You're too stupid for my free stuff.
Well, I live in Phoenix.
So who cares?
I like to have anal sex.
I like to have vaginal sex.
I like to do things.
Strange things.
Things that make you get off.
So...........who cares?
Juan McCain for President of Mexico!
Juan will fix up Mexico! I'm sure that with his Mexican support base, he should be a shoe in for presidente!
Juan approves of this message.
The NWS Doplar Radar has Issued the Following Report
An F-3 Brown Illegal Toilet Cloud has touched-down in the Central Phoenix Arizona.
The Brown Illegal Toilet Cloud was on the ground for approximately 3 minutes....in the area of the State Capitol Building.
No major injuries were reported, however, a 'No Parking Sign' is missing.
The Brown Illegal Toilet Cloud quickly dissipated and was last seen moving in a S/SW direction.
CAUTION : ALL Brown Illegal Toilet Cloud warnings are to be treated as potentially dangerous. If an 'Illegal Cloud' warning has been issued for your area, please, seek cover immediately.
Space Ship for Sale $3500.00 or best offer
Only 300 million Intergalactic miles, 4 passenger, no meteor dents, possibly needs reactor seals and recharged flux capacitor, 1 owner. Still have the original owners manual. Does have a wobble issue at Mach 12 but clears once it hits 15 not sure what that is but I lose the GPS screen for about a minute or so. Complete with bubble glass windows! Never crashed! For sale $3500 OBO. Clear title in hand, cash sale only, no trades and I won't take payments. Once it leaves the earth, I know you are not coming back so why would I??? DUH! It needs some TLC like an alignment and new landing sensors. Stored in a secure warehouse in Phx. Must sell City of Phx pressuring me, they say it's an eye sore?? It's on my front lawn and it's burnt the grass last year when it was running, I have the re entry burners turned up to kill the termites and scorpions when landing.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
So Fidel Castro is too ill to continue to run Cuba.
Too bad. His senile old ass should have resigned many years ago.
Maybe now we can get boats to head back that direction for a change.
Do ya think the Mexians can build rafts that can cross the Gulf of Mexico to Cuba?
Note This in History and straight from the Bible:
Moses, the leader of Israel, was born of an incestuous relationship Exodus 6 20
Lot was saved from the fiery destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah just so he could impregnate his own two daughters Gen. 19 31 thru 36
is a sub-human toilet!
The Right To Bare Arms
Actually, I prefer long sleeves.
It appears that nobody likes ...
Hillary's cankles . Who wouldn't want to just take a bite out of them ?
I mean , get real . I'm an old man , and I still would love to raise her cankles above my head .
But , alas , like I said , I am an old man , who is losing not only my hair , but my mind .
I just hope to win this election against the F3 niglet Obama . He is my biggest fear at this point .
Your True friend Forever,
John McAmnesty McCain (I told you I wanted a 100 year war , and I meant it folks!)
If Hillary Clinton Invaded Cuba
She'd probably make Monica Lewinsky the " Secretary of Cigars ".
Bill would like that.
To - ALL Whores,
Do you list your STDs in alphabetical order or by importance?
Fed forecasts inflation, unemployment
WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve on Wednesday lowered its projection for economic growth this year, citing damage from the double blows of a housing slump and credit crunch. It said it also expects higher unemployment and inflation.
The updated forecasts come amid worry by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and his colleagues that the economy could continue to weaken, even after their aggressive interest rate cuts in January, according to minutes of those private deliberations released Wednesday.
"With no signs of stabilization in the housing sector and with financial conditions not yet stabilized, the committee agreed that downside risks to growth would remain even after this action," minutes of the Fed's Jan. 29-30 closed door meeting showed.
The Fed at that session voted to cut a key interest rate by one-half percentage point to 3 percent at that meeting. Just eight day earlier, the Fed, in an emergency session, slashed its rate by a rare three-quarters percentage point. The two rate cuts together marked the most dramatic rate reductions in a single month by the Fed in a quarter century.
Under its new economic forecast, the Fed said that it now believes the gross domestic product will grow between 1.3 percent and 2 percent this year. That's lower than a previous Fed forecast for growth, which at that time was estimated to be between 1.8 percent and 2.5 percent.
GDP is the value of all goods and services produced within the United States and is the best barometer of the country's economic fitness.
With economic growth slowing, the Fed projected that the national jobless rate will rise to between 5.2 percent to 5.3 percent this year. That is higher than the central bank's old forecast for the rate to climb to as high as 4.9 percent. Last year, the unemployment rate averaged 4.6 percent.
And, with energy prices marching upward, the Fed also raised its projection for inflation. The Fed now expects inflation to be between 2.1 percent and 2.4 percent this year. That's higher than its old forecast for inflation, which was estimated to come in at around 1.8 percent to 2.1 percent.
The Fed said its revised forecasts reflected a number of factors including "a further intensification of the housing market correction, tighter credit conditions .... ongoing turmoil in financial markets and higher oil prices."
The combination of slower economic growth and increasing inflation could complicate the Fed's work. The central bank is trying to keep the economy growing, while ensuring that inflation stays under control. The Fed's remedy for a weakening economy is interest rate cuts. To combat inflation, the Fed usually boosts rates.
Oil prices on Tuesday jumped to a new record — topping $100 a barrel. Consumer prices, meanwhile, rose by a bigger-than-expected 0.4 percent in January, according to new government figures released Wednesday.
Fed policymakers were mindful that they needed to keep a close eye on inflation, minutes of the Jan. 29-30 meeting said.
And, some policymakers noted that when prospects for economic growth improved, "a reversal of a portion of the recent easing actions, possibly even a rapid reversal, might be appropriate," according to the documents.
Still, all but one of the Fed's members agreed to lower rates by a half-point at that time.
Richard Fisher, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas was the sole dissenter. He preferred no change. The minutes showed that Fisher felt that the level of interest rates was already "quite stimulative, while headline inflation was too high."
The minutes also revealed that the Fed conducted a conference call on Jan. 9, where policymakers reviewed economic data and financial market developments, which were worsening. It did not lower interest rates at that time, although most policymakers were of the view that "substantial additional policy easing in the near term might well be necessary" to help brace the wobbly economy.
As the financial situation continued to deteriorate, worldwide stocks markets plunged and recession fears intensified, Bernanke convened an emergency conference call on Jan. 21. Fed policymakers believed "the outlook for economic activity was weakening," details of that conference call showed. The Fed decided to slash rates by a dramatic three-quarters of a percentage point and make the announcement on the following morning, Jan. 22.
Demonstrating the Fed's "commitment to act decisively" to support the economy might reduce concerns about the weakening economy that seemed to be contributing to the worsening state of financial markets, according to the minutes. However, there was some concern expressed that such a bold move "could be misinterpreted as directed at recent declines in stock prices, rather than the broader economic outlook," the documents showed.
William Poole, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, was the lone dissenter on the Fed rate cut announced on Jan. 22. He did not believe conditions justified a rate cut before the Fed's regularly scheduled meeting on Jan. 29-30, the minutes said.
Dogs are not recyclable
L@@K .....
You animal loving cock knockers.......
Be advised num nuts:
1) NOT everyone is a stinking animal lover.
2) People come before animals.
3) With the credit crunch and home / property foreclosures, people are worried about surviving, feeding their families, taking care of their children, etc. PETS don't count...they must go to pay the mortgage, utilities, etc and buy food - wake up!
4) I will say this again, PEOPLE come first.
5) screw any damn animals that are NOT in the food chain to feed humans. The world is short of resources among them food and water. Plus animals contribute to disease and global warming along with water pollution .... You cannot be GREEN and be an animal lover, they conflict!
re, Dogs are not recyclable
I agree put all animals to death...then eat them!
re, animals
Screw P.E.T.A.
re, animals......
The reason GOD invented hunters.
re, animals - animal lovers -
They are all losers....
Find an animal lover......
find a Liberal
GUY DECIDES TO TAKE HIS GIRL HOME...
GOES INTO HIS ROOM AND SEES HIS LITTLE BROTHER IS ON THE BOTTOM BUNK ASLEEP.
SO HE AND HIS GIRL CLIMB UP TO THE TOP.
HE TELLS HER TO BE QUIET AND IF SHE WANTS IT HARDER TO SAY LETTUCE AND SLOWER SAY TOMATO....SO SHE YELLS
LETTUCE
TOMATO
LETTUCE
TOMATO
SHE YELLS PULL OUT NOW....I CAN'T GET PREGNANT
THE LITTLE BROTHER YELLS OUT.... QUIT MAKING SANDWICHES YOUR GETTING MAYO ALL OVER MY FACE....
Hello Pet Owners
I like dogs. Do not give the rabies shot as it makes the meat taste funny and then you need lots of Corona to hide the taste.
To The dog hater
Come to my house, approach me in the desert, mess with my dog, and I will show you who I value most!!
P.S.
Make sure you have your affairs in orders. Sincerely,
ANY THING INVOLVING A WETBACK IS BAD....
NO LICENCE
NO INSURANCE
NO ENGLISH
THEY HAVE 6 OR 10 IN THE FRONT SEAT OF ANT TRUCK OR CAR
THEY TOSS DIRTY DIAPERS AND BEER CANS OUT ON THE ROAD
YES JOHN MC CAIN AND HILLARY RODMAN CLINTON YOU CLONES OF GEORGE BUSH, LETS ALLOW MORE DIRTY USELESS UNEDUCATED ASS WIPE ILLEGALS INTO THE USA !!!!
Hey any of you prego bitches want me to milk you today?
WASHINGTON DC - Debris from an obliterated U.S. spy satellite is being tracked over the Pacific and Atlantic oceans but appears to be too small to cause damage on Earth, a senior military officer said Thursday, just hours after a Navy missile scored a direct hit on the failing spacecraft.
WASHINGTON DC - CIA Director Michael Hayden acknowledged Thursday that two rendition flights carrying terror suspects refueled on British territory, despite earlier U.S. assurances that none of the secret flights since the Sept. 11 attacks had used British airspace or soil.
Hayden told agency employees that information previously provided to the British "turned out to be wrong."
The spy agency reviewed rendition records late last year and discovered that in 2002 the CIA had in fact refueled two separate planes, each carrying a terror suspect, on Diego Garcia, a British island territory in the Indian Ocean.
"The refueling, conducted more than five years ago, lasted just a short time. But it happened. That we found this mistake ourselves, and that we brought it to the attention of the British government, in no way changes or excuses the reality that we were in the wrong. An important part of intelligence work, inherently urgent, complex, and uncertain, is to take responsibility for errors and to learn from them," Hayden stated.
Hello Juan this is Carlos....
I couldn't get any dogs for lunch today so I killed two cats from the apartment complex instead.
Gots them on the slow cooker BBQ.
Bring over Jose and the gang around noon.
Dont forget the Corona, my pregnant bitch needs her beer and lime guzzle chaser.
Hey I'll get that damn white bitches dog in time for Friday nights block party, you can count on me.
your mexican ranchero padre.
Dear Carlos,
Dogs are Tasty, but Cats will do.
The cure for smoking
Cancer.
ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINAL MEXICAN TERRORISTS----
check all mexicans out for status.......ILLEGAL TERRORISTS!!
civil, traffic, slow walking against red lights....STOP THEM ALL and deport the terrorists.
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Manopause is also safe for Lesbian consumption.
Dirty Ol' Man looking for Legal Aged Graduating Catholic School Girl Type.....
Like the title says, I am looking for a Catholic School Girl to sit on daddy's lap. I am open to any legal age (must be 19 or older to apply), but you must be willing to wear a white blouse, cinched at the waist and unbuttoned to show your cleavage. Also, it would be nice if you wore a plaid skirt so when you sat on daddy's lap, I could grab your ass easily.
Only serious Catholic school girls need to respond.
FREE DIRT -
Hello,
Gonna have a swimming pool put in my backyard, so I want to save some money!
Bring over your own shovels, picks, wheelbarrow, etc.
Dig my hole, get FREE Dirt.
You dig and haul at your expense.
What a deal.
WANTED:
I am visiting the Phoenix AZ / Las Vegas NV areas next week .....
Are there any young attractive Mexican Illegal ladies that want to have an anchor baby with me?
I am black from Nigeria.
I have a green card.
Your baby will make both of us legal.
We can stay in America and get them welfare checks.
Warning: I have a big male throbbing cock that needs constant attention and love.
Respond to this post only!
Thank you very much.
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I didn't know who
You blame me
For slavery
A hundred years before I was born
Guilty of being white
I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I didn't know who
You blame me
For slavery
A hundred years before I was born
Guilty of being white
I'm convicted
Of a racist crime
I've only served
37 years of my life
I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I didn't know who
You blame me
For slavery
A hundred years before I was born
Guilty of being white
Guilty of being right
The Guy From Boston
I've decided to change my voting status. I will now be writing in The Guy From Boston on the presidential ballot.
Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party. He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "161." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "51." Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who lives in the White House and causes all the damn problems"
Belgrade's US Embassy set on fire
BELGRADE, Serbia - Serb rioters set fire to an office inside the U.S. Embassy Thursday and police clashed with protesters outside other embassy buildings after a large demonstration against Kosovo's declaration of independence.
Masked attackers broke into the U.S. compound, which has been closed this week, and tried to throw furniture from an office. They set fire to the office and flames shot up the side of the building.
It took police about 45 minutes to appear at the scene, and firefighters arrived about the same time and put out the blaze. Police secured the U.S. Embassy and surrounding area, blocking off all access.
Serbia's President Boris Tadic, on an official visit to Romania, appealed for calm and urged the protesters to stop the attacks and move away from the streets. Tadic said that violence was "damaging" Serbia's efforts to defend Kosovo, which declared its independence from Belgrade on Sunday.
More than a dozen nations have recognized Kosovo's declaration of independence, including the United States, Britain, France and Germany. But the declaration by Kosovo's ethnic Albanian leadership has been rejected by Serbia's government and the ethnic Serbians who populate northern Kosovo.
re, The Guy From Boston
If he curb his profane mouth he might have a half ass attempt to make it.
Ah what the hell, I vote for him, count my write-in vote as well.
Attention...
Atlantic City
Las Vegas /Reno
All of Arizona
All of California
I don't go to casinos myself. They smell like shit (no offense to shit) and attract the trash of our society.
The places utterly disgust me.
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