Jun 1, 2009

Archived Postings for June 2009

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momingle said...

I have created an alternative to craigslist too. It is like craigslist with a map: http://momingle.com . It is also about freedom.

Anonymous said...

too bad u cant do pictures then we could have flash titty everyday

Jinny said...

You, are a very sick person.
Go watch some porn sites somewhere!

Anonymous said...

Hey Jinny.....

piss off

hello said...

My dirty little secret is that I like to fuck fucked up abused goth chicks.

Especially in the alley behind the gyros stand with heroin needles all over the place.

Sorry, my wife just doesn't get me hard.

Then I leave the goth bitch behind to die in the gutter and get kicked around some more.

I spend a lot of time in private jerking off to Suicide Girls, too.

Nothing gets me harder than sticking my head up her well-used hole.

Anonymous said...

What is "sexy" to me-
I like GOTH girls who like to take corn cobs up their ass.
Like, tough chicks who can tough-take a gang bang.
I like a chick who has learned to enjoy abuse, I like a chick who takes it "like a man".

I just can't show her off to daddy, I guess.

Like suicide chicks who stay at mental hospitals and stuff.

Yeah, that must be it. I like to fuck goth chicks.

Don't tell my wife, she's too busy trying to please DA DA.

Goth girls aren't very "professional" so I just abandon them when I'm finished jerking off to them.

Casual sex and abortion said...

Equals YES

illegal I am said...

here i sit my buns a flexing i just gave birth to a 10 lb mexican!

casual sex and abortion said...

It has MORE to do with birth control dumbass, not abortion.

LOL, husband says to stop messing with idiots, I'm working.

gal with gun said...

The result of this behavior among morons who don't use birth control does result in illegal abortions.

If a man rapes you...kill HIM !

If it is pregnancies by rape that offend you then kill the rapist.

copy and paste said...

Great IP site

When I get job offers or anything from an email I don't know I can always check it here.

Just the other day I let some idiot know that had answered my personal ad that if he is in Ghana and I am in Arizona then how would a relationship work? lol He got pissed of course and started in on the "I WILL LIKE TO STILL MEET YOU, I LIVE IN PHOENIX ARIZONA US OF A"

ROFL No ya dumb ass nigger scammer, you live in Africa

copy and paste, follow instructions:

Man Plays With Poop On Light Rail said...

Homeless Man Plays with Poop on Valley

PHOENIX Arizona, USA - A light rail train was taken out of service Tuesday morning after someone left a nasty surprise inside.

Around 8 a.m., a train was stopped for cleaning after a man smudged feces in the interior of the train. Police were told the man on the train was flicking and playing with feces.

The light rail operator was notified and quickly took the train out of service.

"It is a biohazard, and we have protocol for how we handle a situation like this," says Hillary Foose. Those protocols include disinfecting the train.

It was discovered near the 38th St and Washington station.

The man, who police say is homeless, was questioned at the station and released. Police plan to review surveillance video on the train.

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE listens to Doctors like they know anything and everything, you should not ever get under the knife! Unless you have a serious problem! Like torn ligaments or broken something! Most of all human ailments can be resolved by a little forethought and exercise! Back injuries are usually weak muscles or over worked muscles. Unless there is physical damage you should NEVER get surgery!

I speak from experience!

re, poop said...

What's wrong with playing with poop? You must be a homophobe.

Al Qaeda eyes bio attack from Mexico said...

U.S. counterterrorism officials have authenticated a video by an al Qaeda recruiter threatening to smuggle a biological weapon into the United States via tunnels under the Mexico border, the latest sign of the terrorist group's determination to stage another mass-casualty attack on the U.S. homeland.

The video aired earlier this year as a recruitment tool makes clear that al Qaeda is looking to exploit weaknesses in U.S. border security and also is willing to ally itself with white militia groups or other anti-government entities interested in carrying out an attack inside the United States, according to counterterrorism officials interviewed by The Washington Times.

The officials, who spoke only on the condition they not be named because of the sensitive nature of their work, stressed that there is no credible information that al Qaeda has acquired the capabilities to carry out a mass biological attack although its members have clearly sought the expertise.

Nassau said...

Are diarhea stained like every lonely shitty night. Oh please fuck me. Hear my pathetic call from under all my fat donut jelly rolls.

beware said...

girls smell funky with sores on their coochies

jesse jackson jr said...

Hey I take a shower before I goes to church sose I can wear my fine duds to town.

Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok said...

BANGKOK -- Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok. A news report said he was found hanged in his hotel room and was believed to have committed suicide.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He said the embassy was informed by Thai authorities that Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the Thai newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room.

It said Carradine was in Bangkok to shoot a movie and had been staying at the hotel since Tuesday.

The newspaper said Carradine could not be contacted after he failed to appear for a meal with the rest of the film crew on Wednesday, and that his body was found by a hotel maid at 10 a.m. Thursday morning. The name of the movie was not immediately available.

It said a preliminary police investigation found that he had hanged himself with a cord used with the room's curtains. It cited police as saying he had been dead at least 12 hours and there was no sign that he had been assaulted.

A police officer at Bangkok's Lumpini precinct station would not confirm the identity of the dead man to The Associated Press, but said the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park hotel had reported that a male guest killed himself there.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

In all, he appeared in more than 100 feature films with such directors as Martin Scorsese, Ingmar Bergman and Hal Ashby.

But he was best known for his role as Kwai Chang Caine, a Shaolin priest traveling the 1800s American frontier West in the TV series "Kung Fu," which aired in 1972-75.

He reprised the role in a mid-1980s TV movie and played Caine's grandson in the 1990s syndicated series "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues."

He returned to the top in recent years as the title character in Quentin Tarantino's two-part saga "Kill Bill."

nuff said...

Topless coffee shop burns down

how 2 said...

Slash tires of rich people. Going to rich people's neighborhoods is like a stroll in the country. Nice air, well cared for lawns, little chance of becoming a victim of crime; think of it as a mini-vacation.

If you can't get out to God's country (rich people's neighborhood), then go to where rich people go. The ballet and fancy restaurants, things like that. Rub elbows with the hoi-faloy.

Next, choose your cars carefully. Slashing the tires of a 89 chevy just means the owner will throw away the car and get a different car. Pick cars like late model Lexuses and Beemers. Get the kind of car your boss would drive, the one who makes you work weekends and the one who hasn't given you a raise or let you take off for the O.A.R. concert. Fuck him or someone like him. If everyone did that, then it would eventually get to the right person.

Here is an important tip. Never slash more than one tire on each car. That's right, I said one, you greedy little shit head. One tire will usually be below the insurance deductable. Two tires and the insurance company will pick it up and then we all have to pay. Defeats the purpose. You can always get another one next week. If you must, slash one tire and slash the valve stem of the other three tires. Maximum effect with controlled desired cost basis.

I feel for the poor person who had their tires slashed. That's what happens when you move to a town where everyone feels they are so hip, yet to outsiders they seem so childish.

winder boy said...

hey Ken,

Barbie gives damn good head!

Anonymous said...

It's almost time to go out and party, have fun tonight everyone!

ROFLMAO said...

I just turned in another asshole who thinks it's O.K. to park in the fire lane at the grocery store.
Shoulda seen the look on the guys face when the tow truck showed up !!

You Republican losers kill me said...

Obama is not going anywhere. He is here for the 7 years, get use to it. The world loves this man. And the US loves this man.

I really think we needed Bush to show the world just how low we could sink. So, now Obama shows the world how high we can rise.

Obama, could be President of 3/4 of the countries on the planet. The world loves the man. It feels good to be a American these days. I like to travel abroad, and now I can hold my head up to the people of the world.

PS. anyone that calls me a non-American for saying this, I did my time in the service. Did you?

so u dont like Obama said...

get over yourselves, take a flipping Prosac and piss off.

The Reposter Guy said...

5 Surprising Six-Figure Jobs

Human Resources Manager
Top 10% Minimum Annual Income: $163,220
Average Annual Income: $103,920
Total Employed: 60,980
Top-Paying State: Delaware
What They Do: Manage personnel functions within a company.

Top 10% Minimum Annual Income: $156,720
Average Annual Income: $99,730
Total Employed: 1,280
Top-Paying State: Maryland
What They Do: Study celestial bodies.

Art Director
Top 10% Minimum Annual Income: $154,840
Average Annual Income: $88,510
Total Employed: 33,670
Top-Paying State: New York
What They Do: Manage and organize art-related presentations and functions.

Top 10% Minimum Annual Income: $131,440
Average Annual Income: $104,260
Total Employed: 266,410
Top-Paying State: California
What They Do: Distribute prescription drugs.

Film or Video Editor
Top 10% Minimum Annual Income: $112,410
Average Annual Income: $62,500
Total Employed: 18,720
Top-Paying State: Massachusetts
What They Do: Edit motion picture soundtracks, film, and video.

A Real Stimulus Package said...

Lets legalize Nudity for all women. Nudity In the bars, restraunts, nurses, everything everywhere.

Pitbulls said...

I wish they would outlaw pitbulls. If you want a pitbull you should be forced to move out of the city limits. Either that or just slap every owner with a $10,000 fine if they are found on the loose, never give the dog back and require them to all have special insurance that will cover all damage the dogs could do.

They are ugly dogs anyway.

nuff said...

I hate nut draggers

all there said...

Michelle Obama - hard core racist , low class Ghetto Queen

put Military on the border said...

Stop The Invasion , all these Mexicans need to go home

Anonymous said...

Bang me a MILF for lunch

get it now... said...


yankees batboy said...

Barbie sucks great cock

Ken said...

Barbie sucks my cock, and has been for over 20-years

Superman said...

Barbie sucks everybody

The Reposter Guy said...

Fla. fisherman hooks live missile in Gulf waters-

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. – Florida authorities say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and kept it on his boat for 10 days.
The sheriff's office in Pinellas County say the boat's captain, Rodney Soloman, hooked the air-to-air guided missile 50 miles off the Panhandle town of Panama City. The Air Force and Navy use Gulf waters off the Panhandle for weapons training.
Soloman had the missile aboard his boat for 10 days before returning Monday to port in Madeira Beach, near St. Petersburg.
A bomb squad was called in from MacDill Air Force Base and dismantled the missile in an empty parking lot.
The bomb squad said the missile was very corroded from floating in saltwater for a long time. They said it was live and in a very unstable state.

Republican Warning said...

Reports indicate that Democrats in Congress and the Obama administration want ACORN to "help" with the census. The Census is critical because it will determine apportionment of congressional seats to the various states. We can’t have ACORN, the “experts” of voter registration fraud, tinkering with the Census for their left-wing agenda. Help us today.

Warning to Gay Men said...

Keep your peter in your pants and say your prayers.

Proof Religion is useless said...

Pastor Drake Prays For Obama's Death: Prayers of Hate From Rightwing Pulpits


remember said...

911 was a LIE!

The Reposter Guy said...

Guns in Bars just Passed

Arizona just passed the law, allowing non prohibited posessors, to be able to carry guns into places that serve alcohol.
The law does not allow the gun carrier to drink in that establishment or any employees to serve the carrier of a firearm. I wonder how this will play out?

Who the HELL can tell if someone is carrying a CONCEALED Weapon - isn't that why it's called - Concealed?
Also, doesn't the CCW Permit in Arizona allow it to be 'Concealed'?

Neener Neener! said...

Kill a CAT or Pigeon today !!!!!

Dog Door Bandits said...

BEWARE FOLKS! Apparently the NEW craze for burglars they are crawling through pet doors to gain access to your house. They strike during the day when nobody is home. They are not afraid of your dog, and will lock it in a bathroom while they ransack the rest of the house.

Just a word of warning, do not leave your pet door open while you are away!
I know Rover needs to go out once in a while, but maybe an accident on the floor is better than half your stuff missing!

re, Dog Door Bandits said...

are they gonna have a fucking surprise when they get into my house and run into that 120 pound Rottweiler...

ha, ha,
I cannot wait - where are the burglars ?

White House Back Peddles said...

Campaign promise...
"Save or create 3,000,000 jobs."
Current bullshit...
"Save or create 600,000 jobs."
Why isn't the economy improving?
"We said it's a 2-year plan."
You said if the plan was passed unemployment would reach 8% max, it's now 9.4%...
"Um... well... ah..."
Kiss me, slowly...
"Ah... um... excuse me?"
I like being kissed while I'm being fucked.

Manhattan NYC said...

I plan on having another married MLF for lunch today

Let's hear it for those Blue Dogs said...

Great Orators of the Democrat Party
'One man with courage makes a majority.'
- Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.'
- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'
- John F. Kennedy

And from today's Genius Democrats..............

'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?''
- Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'
- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'
- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet'
- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.'
- Joe Biden

' America is is no longer, uh, what it it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was....uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.'
- Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.
- Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'
- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'
- Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)


''Life's tough ........ it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' -- John Wayne

boo hoo hoo said...

god doesnt care what u want,
he told u in the bible what to do--
the end-- he could care less what people want

Anonymous said...

taze all mexicans -

NOW !!!

Tmmy said...

my son timmy is gay
he likes to cut grass,
and sell his ass.
his classmates voted him most likly to die from AIDS.
now we is from ark,
where anything goes sister bother mother father, grandma grandpa we keep it in the family.
now timmy has a cornhole the size of a coke can,
and a IQ like me 32-
any way must pick up timmys mom from work on any street corner, USA,
she is one of those high class ladys,
makes two dollars and hour.
till next time,
keep it in the family!

Anonymous said...

torn between to lovers leftie and rightie,
no woman will have me!

DID YOU KNOW? said...

There are more than one kind of devil. Dust devil dare devil and evil devil

Anonymous said...

Liberals really piss me off !

Anonymous said...

Obama failed you and He failed as a leader!!

Anonymous said...

Walk the plank you Obama skallywag supporters!

Does Anybody in Kalifornia said...

Wanna give me a blowjob? Its early and I got major woody. And by "ANYbody".......I mean the female species...

Sarah Palin is...... said...

the worst thing to happen to female politicians -

No, that would be Hillary Clinton who is kissing the ass of a fraud.

the way it is said...

For those who are contemplating suicide because of the economy or personal financial problems please do the rest us a favor and kill as many stinking ass Liberals as you can before you do it ... after all they caused all these problems in America.

4 women only said...

Men don't pay for sex. They pay for the women to LEAVE after sex.

Hello said...

Your Sister ate my Bullet pop!

for men only said...

You guys stay the cave men that you are...too bad you will never be truly satisfied... youre fooling yourselves if you dont strive harder.

re, for men only said...

Men are dogs

Anonymous said...

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle

Ken's Dad said...

Hey everyone, Barbie finally gave me a BJ

underdog said...

I had Barbie last night...

Transformer said...

I had Barbie this morning.

queer boy said...

I had Ken this morning.


He is an old Fool and needs to be replaced, SOON!!!


From the Obama Information Network:


On the night of June 24, the media and government become one, when ABC turns its programming over to President Obama and White House officials to push government run health care -- a move that has ignited an ethical firestorm!

Highlights on the agenda:

ABCNEWS anchor Charlie Gibson will deliver WORLD NEWS from the Blue Room of the White House.

The network plans a primetime special -- 'Prescription for America' -- originating from the East Room, exclude opposing voices on the debate.


Late Monday night, Republican National Committee Chief of Staff Ken McKay fired off a complaint to the head of ABCNEWS:

Dear Mr. Westin:

As the national debate on health care reform intensifies, I am deeply concerned and disappointed with ABC's astonishing decision to exclude opposing voices on this critical issue on June 24, 2009. Next Wednesday, ABC News will air a primetime health care reform “town hall” at the White House with President Barack Obama. In addition, according to an ABC News report, GOOD MORNING AMERICA, WORLD NEWS, NIGHTLINE and ABC’s web news “will all feature special programming on the president’s health care agenda.” This does not include the promotion, over the next 9 days, the president’s health care agenda will receive on ABC News programming.

Today, the Republican National Committee requested an opportunity to add our Party's views to those of the President's to ensure that all sides of the health care reform debate are presented. Our request was rejected. I believe that the President should have the ability to speak directly to the America people. However, I find it outrageous that ABC would prohibit our Party's opposing thoughts and ideas from this national debate, which affects millions of ABC viewers.

In the absence of opposition, I am concerned this event will become a glorified infomercial to promote the Democrat agenda. If that is the case, this primetime infomercial should be paid for out of the DNC coffers. President Obama does not hold a monopoly on health care reform ideas or on free airtime. The President has stated time and time again that he wants a bipartisan debate. Therefore, the Republican Party should be included in this primetime event, or the DNC should pay for your airtime.

Ken McKay
Republican National Committee
Chief of Staff


ABCNEWS Senior Vice President Kerry Smith on Tuesday responded to the RNC complaint, saying it contained 'false premises':

"ABCNEWS prides itself on covering all sides of important issues and asking direct questions of all newsmakers -- of all political persuasions -- even when others have taken a more partisan approach and even in the face of criticism from extremes on both ends of the political spectrum. ABCNEWS is looking for the most thoughtful and diverse voices on this issue.

"ABCNEWS alone will select those who will be in the audience asking questions of the president. Like any programs we broadcast, ABC News will have complete editorial control. To suggest otherwise is quite unfair to both our journalists and our audience."

With its broadcast, ABC News will then signal ominously that the bastardization of the mainstream media is complete.

stop worrying.... said...

We are all going to DIE in 2012

Immigration said...

Every 30 days, 200,000 immigrants fill two Pasadena Rose Bowl football stadiums which then get deposited into our society. That happens month in and month out, year in and year out, decade in and decade out. They added 100 million to this country in the past 60 years and we expect another 65 million in 26 years.

her mother said...

Barbie is looking for a tool, give her one.

be advised pilgrim said...

(Q ) Why are all the Mexicans buying up Cabbage Patch Dolls.

(A) Because they come with Birth Certificates.

I Hate California said...

I answered a M4W ad on CraigsList (CL) in San Diego.
I got a Fat Mexican bitch who could hardly speak English.
She came with a note that said -
I no speak, someone else wrote ad for me.

I wrote on the back-
Go home you fat slob ugly worthless illegal beaner bitch.

I just wonder what the reaction was when someone translated it for her.

NJ Slut Girl said...

I haven't posted in awhile....

I need sex for drugs, got any drugs, want sex, lets do it!

ROFLMAO said...

I stopped by a public pool in the Phoenix area last weekend.
It was overrun with Mexicans.

I left, but I pissed in a Mexican's shoes near the pool fence before I left.

GI Joe said...


wash your pussy

I can smell it from here..

Never Trust a Woman said...

A wise man once said:

'Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die'

re, Never Trust a Woman said...

They all lie and break promises.

butt sex said...

I was just floggin this Mexican illegal chic from behind and holy shit, she had the biggest butthole in the history of buttholes. It was like something out of anal porn flick.

wall street said...

Well I having another young MILF for lunch today, what about you losers?

McFly said...

I am going back in time to get Barbie when she was a virgin.

assholes from california said...

You ruined California so you couldnt afford to live there any more so you move to Arizona and start changing it to be like California so that in another year we wont be able to afford to live here any more. Just like the Mexicans come to the US because they can't make a living in mexico, but then they start trying to change the US to be like mexico. This just seems stupid to me, but I guess the smart people from California and Mexico are still in California and Mexico.

Bigotry, Demonizing Rhetoric, Right Wing Violence said...

Geet eur guns, we goin do it again.
Your Obama "Boy" ain't cutin it!

Only this time wiz gonna win.

Lets go geet the rest of the boys, we gonna go kick them blue coats
outta the White House fer good.

It's not about Race you dumb fuck! It's the Economy!

At The African Hilton said...

The Al Sharpton Show

Anonymous said...

Car Dealer Tricks to Watch For -
Part 1....

Juggling the Four-Square
This isn’t really a trick, but awareness here is important for a buyer. When you sit down to negotiate, the salesman will pull out a “four-square” worksheet on which to work out the terms of the deal. In the four quadrants of the sheet the salesman will record purchase price, down payment, monthly payments, and trade-in value. He will fill in the sheet as you talk, working the deal like a shell game if he thinks you are preoccupied with getting a fair deal on your trade in, he might give you a good price for that and then nudge your new-car purchase price north. Take it slow, focus on one item at a time, and be sure you are comfortable with each individual aspect of your purchase.

Profiting from Rebates
Rebates bring a lot of customers into a showroom, but the discounts can hide several tricks dealers employ to suck a few bucks from a buyer. First, don’t let a salesman tell you that you are getting a good deal because of a rebate; rebates come from the manufacturer and usually apply regardless of the price you negotiate with the individual dealer. Negotiate as if there are no rebates. Second, make sure the rebates are deducted from the purchase price. If you allow the dealer to mail you a check after the sale, you end up paying taxes and interest on the rebate. And never let an incentive like a low APR or a rebate rush you into a purchase you aren’t ready to make. If there’s an incentive on a car today, odds are there will be incentives on it again. Salesmen will often tell you there are strings attached to incentives, such as that you have to buy a certain trim, engine, or option package in order to qualify. This is not always true. Do your homework.

Anonymous said...

Car Dealer Tricks to Watch For -
Part 2.....

Inflating Payments
Talking monthly payments at the car dealership can be as dangerous as saying “bomb” at the airport. A salesman asks how much you are willing to pay each month, and you throw out a number—say, $450 a month. He asks how much more you could afford—just getting a feel for you. You tack on another 50 bucks. In your mind, you were just theorizing, but to the salesman, you just committed to a $500 minimum monthly payment. Instead, when a salesman asks how much you can pay each month, tell him you will not discuss monthly payments and only want to talk purchase price; you’ll decide on monthly payments after you’ve settled on a fair price.

Fees and Extras
Delivery charges, titling fees, and a few other closing costs are inevitable extras associated with buying a new car. But aside from a few essential add-ons, most fees or extra-cost items are either inflated or altogether unnecessary. Negotiate fees down, or outright refuse to pay them. And deny any extras offered by the finance and insurance manager. Basically, if it’s anything he offers you after you’ve negotiated your sales price, you don’t need it and you shouldn’t pay for it. Particularly egregious are paint protection and fabric guard, essentially wax and Scotch Guard dealerships often charge hundreds of dollars for.

Interest-Rate Bumping
You should always shop for your own financing before you head to the dealer. Maybe you’ll get a better rate; maybe you’ll just get a better idea of what rate you qualify for so you can police the finance manager. It is not uncommon for the dealer to secure financing for you at one APR but offer you a rate one percentage point higher—and then pocket the difference.

Anonymous said...

Car Dealer Tricks to Watch For -
Part 3.....

Altering the Bill of Sale
Never sign a bill of sale with blanks or terms that are “subject to bank approval” or have similar wording. Some dealerships will let a customer sign such a document and release the new car to its happy owner, only to call the buyer back a few days later to say that the loan fell through and they need to come back in to sign some new paperwork, which just happens to cost the buyer more than the negotiated price. Never drive your car off a lot until all the paperwork is filled out completely.

The following four are the most underhanded and childish dealer tricks. Fortunately, they don’t happen very often anymore. But if a dealer pulls any of these stunts on you, they don’t deserve your business. Walk away.

Ransoming Your Check
The sales manager gets cast as the villain in a good cop/bad cop routine some salesmen play with buyers. You’ll negotiate a price, and the salesman will leave to get approval from his sales manager, painting the salesman as your ally and the manager as a common enemy. Be wary if the salesman asks for a check to prove to the manager you are serious. Sometimes, your offer will be rejected, but your check won’t be returned right away it’s been “misplaced” or some similar nonsense. Now they’ve got your money, and you feel pressured to concede to their terms. Remember that you can always walk away and cancel the check later.

While it’s a good idea to bring a friend or family member shopping with you someone else to watch the deal, question the terms, and help keep your emotions in check this opens additional avenues for nefarious dealers to use the wingman against the buyer. When the salesman leaves the cube, people drop their guard and feel comfortable discussing the aspects of the deal they wouldn’t mention in front of the salesman. With just a couple subtle pokes at their phones, salespeople can leave the intercom open with the sales manager’s office, where they will go not to seek approval on your terms, but to eavesdrop on your conversation, harvesting information to use against the customer. There are even stories of salespeople hiding baby monitors in their offices. When the salesman leaves to talk to the sales manager, that’s your cue to leave and get a cup of coffee.

Lying About Your Credit Score
In addition to shopping around for financing, you should take a look at your credit report and strongly consider spending the few bucks to learn your credit score before you go to a dealership. Many of the best offers to be had on new cars are contingent on the buyer having qualifying credit, and dealers occasionally have been known to lie to customers about their credit scores and the financing for which they qualify.

Misplacing Trade-In Keys
If you are thinking of trading in your old car when you buy a new one, someone may borrow your keys to evaluate your ride. If negotiations stall and you try to leave, you might find that they’ve been “misplaced” in order to prevent you from leaving and entice you to make a deal you aren’t comfortable with. If you bring two sets of keys with you, this won’t be a problem.
Not every dealership is guilty of these tricks. Which is all the more reason to stick with a good one when you find it.

Craigslist killing suspect said...

BOSTON – A former medical student accused of killing a 25-year-old masseuse he met through Craigslist has been indicted by a grand jury.
Philip Markoff's indictment on charges of first-degree murder and other crimes moves his case from district court to Superior Court, where he is scheduled to be arraigned Monday. The indictments were returned late Thursday and announced Sunday.
He was indicted for the April 14 shooting of 25-year-old Julissa Brisman of New York, who advertised on the "exotic services" section of Craigslist at the Boston Marriott Copley Place hotel. He was also charged with the April 10 armed robbery of a 29-year-old Las Vegas woman at the Westin Copley Place hotel.
The 23-year-old upstate New York native who had been living in Quincy is being held without bail after pleading not guilty in district court.
Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel F. Conley said the grand jury reviewed dozens of exhibits, including Internet and telephone records, during a two-month investigation.
"Contained in those records was a wealth of information, all of it pointing directly at the defendant," Conley said. Markoff, a second-year medical student at Boston University, was arrested April 20 on Interstate 95 while driving with his fiancee to Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut.
Defense attorney John Salsberg said Markoff would continue to plead not guilty.
The indictment makes no mention of a Rhode Island warrant that accuses Markoff of pulling a gun on a stripper April 16 at a Holiday Inn Express in Warwick, R.I. Markoff faces assault and weapons charges in that case.

GOP versus Obama said...

GOP calls Obama timid as he seeks footing on Iran.

Obama the spender said...

Obama's own party worried health plan lacks votes

Anonymous said...

God is an eternal energy being
that may, including but not limited to,
dwell in human form from time to time.

Anonymous said...

Allah is the word used to describe the global slavery scheme,

the perpetual fraud that some use to control others.

Pepsi Sucks, read why... said...

Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new 'patriotic' can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building , and the Pledge of Allegiance on them.
However, Pepsi left out two little words on the pledge,
'Under God.'
Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either!
So if we don't buy any Pepsi products, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words
'In God We Trust' on it.

Wake Up, People! said...

God's son is coming soon and he is pissed! Even those who think they are living by God's laws need to reexamine their lives because many are NOT!

P.S. Those that don't believe in God are living like an ostrich, with their heads in the sand thinking if they cannot see God, God mustn't exist.

Pomaranian Kills Pitt bull said...

The pitt bull choked to death, try to swallow pomaranian sideways!

Fuck Iran said...

Those bastard held over 400 Americans Hostage.

Obama's reaction to Iran said...

If D'Oh bama doesn't care to meddle then why meddle with the gaza/Israel conflict, the mexican drug wars and other conflicts in africa. Shouldn't he just let them find their own freedoms as he has essentially stated. Sounds like he talks out of his ass a lot.

The Art of Happiness said...

Fuck women
Don't let women fuck with you
Don't fall in love with a woman
Fuck women
Don't let women talk
Only have sex with women, nothing else
Fuck women
Don't be friends with women
Don't allow a woman in your life, except for sex
FUCK WOMEN in every term it means....

kick them out now said...

It really doesn't matter why someone doesn't like the illegals being here - they are ILLEGAL

Ken said...

I need sex bad...

Anonymous said...

Rising gas prices are Obama's fault.

Gases rising, in general, is the direct result from too many mexicans eating too many beans, on Earth!

Obama's Medical Reform said...

My doctor prescribes morphine to me its a 100 times better than medical marajuna. I feel so much better that I started growing light bulbs in my front yard thats something that I couldnt do when I smoked marajuna. The world is much brighter when you have light bulbs blooming in yard.

Just thinking out loud said...

A dollar a day and you won't get pregnant. HERE'S THE PLAN:

I have sex with you every day.

We use a CONDOM.

I've had a vasectomy.

100% sure thing.

(well I guess if you used protection in the first place the whole "dollar a day" program wouldn't be needed now would it?) THERE GOES THAT GODDAM FLAWLESS LOGIC OF MINE AGAIN. JUST TALKED MYSELF OUT OF SOME GOOD SEX.

Anonymous said...

Anyone got some duct tape?

My Barbie doll is falling apart from all that abuse I give her!

The Camel Jockey said...

I'd appreciate you coming on over and taking a look at my blog pictures of camels.

Consumer Alert said...

I took my car to a Maaco in Phoenix Arizona in February.
It sat there for 2 MONTHS before maaco came in and took the franchise away from the owner and closed the doors. My car was still un finished when they were shut down and I am out my 500.00 deposit. Maaco hq was very rude and refused to help me. They did say that due to the recent economy they STARTED CLOSING SHOPS NATIONWIDE AND WILL BE CLOSING ALL FRANCHISES BY 7-31 AND FILING FOR BANKRUPCY!!! When this happens their work will not be warrantied and when Maaco closes each shop your car will be half done or not done at all because when corporte closes the doors thats it. If you took yoir car to a Maaco, GET IT OUT OF THERE! If your insurance company is having your car fixed at a Maaco TELL THEM YOU WANT IT DONE SOMEWHERE ELSE! Avoid Maaco or any of it's shops at all costs!!! I had my pick up towed (AT MY EXPENSE) to a private body shop in surprise who does awesome work. I am in the process of suing Maaco corporate, the owner and the guy working the desk at the el mirage location. If anyone else had this same probem contact me and we can band together and go at this all at once.

black and in philadelphia said...

Everyone knows that African Americans hate Mexicans. The democrats just used their sorry ass like a condom.

Harley Rider said...

What to do, Barbie's arm fell off today while I was polishing her ass!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see those Polish triplets on Americas Got Talent...
what a fuck party they would be!

dowap ditty do said...

who gives a shit about michael jackson

he was a scum sucking muslin covert and a pedophile

good riddens to the asshole

may more hollywood liberals die soon

Here's the Proof said...

Legal workers vs Illegal workers -

Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive...

You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".

Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.
"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...

"Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year
Now take 30% away for state & federal tax Joe Legal now has $31,231.00

Jose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year Jose Illegal pays no taxes... Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage $1000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare
Joe Legal pays for food $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year Joe Legal is now in the hole minus (-) $4,769.00

Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy Jose Illegal pays rent $500.00 per month $6,000.00 per year Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school.

Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Don't vote or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...
Its PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

2008 Is So Last Year said...

Regardless Of The Vote

The current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW is a disaster.

He intends to spend more money (that doesn't exist) than the previous 43 presidents combined. His foreign policy is week. His idea of domestic security is worse than having a mall cop on a Segway at the border. His seizing control of various corporations and industries is fascist. His plans to regulate and tax all forms of energy will destroy millions more jobs and dramatically tax every single citizen. His proposal for health care reform is a sheep in a wolf's clothing... it will literally ruin the best health care system in the world.

Whether you voted for him or not... Obama must be stopped.

Your very existence as a free person depends on it.

Anonymous said...

Obama in his first few weeks "accomplished" the following:

• Made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics.

• Gave Tony Blair a set of inexpensive and useless (to Tony Blair’s UK video formatting) DVDs, when Tony Blair had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift.

• Gave the queen of England an I-Pod containing videos of his speeches.

• Bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia, and then lied about it to you.

• Visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language".

• Filled his Cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot keep current on their income taxes.

• Ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so.

• Proposed to double the national debt (now DONE), which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate.

• Then proposed to double the debt again (in process, read a newspaper, ANY newspaper) within 10 years.

So tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Heck, this “great communicator” can’t even deliver his smooth and deceptive messages to us without his teleprompter.

Obama's voters better educated? Than what, a kumquat?

YES said...

Two more assholes in the Entertainment industry have died, lets keep this trend up!

Just 4 U Anti-Gun Nuts said...

The most deaths by percent...
Firearms are involved in 0.5% of accidental deaths nationally,
This compared to motor vehicles (37%), poisoning (22%), falls (17%), suffocation (5%), drowning (2.9%), fires (2.5%), medical mistakes (1.7%), environmental factors (1.3%), and pedal cycles (0.7%). Among children: motor vehicles (41%), suffocation (21%), drowning (15%), fires (8%), pedal cycles (2%), poisoning (2%), falls (1.9%), environmental factors (1.5%), firearms (1.1%) and medical mistakes (1%).

Bicycles kill more kids than guns. Shall we ban bikes? Keep bikes under lock and key? How about earlier education in gun safety? Now there's an idea! That's what I did and my kids learned early on what a gun was, what it was for, what it could do, and how to use one.

I say fuck you ignorant mindset liberal looney asshole anti-gun nuts.
Get your head out of your ass and see the real world rather than the narrow mindset glasses you have on.