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The following are archived postings for the Month of June 2008.
I have decided to continue to archive these postings monthly.
I kept these because this was the first month of people supporting this NEW alternative to craigslist.org Rants and Raves.
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114 comments:
This is a great BLOG - I love it. It's a shame so many go to craigslist and post in their forum and deal with a;; those losers, meth heads, racist, and nut cases.
I agree this blog is better suited for the informed mind.
I like it, I will try and post whenever I have something important to say.
It kinda sounds like folks in arizona.
dont have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of :-)
Can Anyone Recommend an Honest Mechanic ?
OK, it's not a rant, but it will be if I can't find a good guy. I'm looking for an honest, trustworthy automobile mechanic in Chandler to do some work on my 2000 Ford Escort.
RE:Can Anyone Recommend an Honest Mechanic ?
I can recommend a good gun shop. You need to get a gun and shoot your best friend who allowed you to buy a ford escort.
Professional Rivalries
Two physicians board a flight out of Phoenix. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."
"No problem," says the attorney, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other physician says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the attorney obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe and spits in it.
The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the attorney slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pee-ing in cokes?"
The Shuttle mission
They are sending a toilet plunger. That is the main mission. To fix the russian toilet that isn't working properly...even when they giggle the lever.
The Death of the SUV
Dearly beloved. We gather here today to mourn the demise of the sport utility vehicle, or "SUV" as its friends liked to call it.
The gas-guzzler lived a full life, driving in the fast lane from the 1990s to the mid-2000s. Alas, it fell ill a few years ago and never recovered. And really, we can't say the death came as a surprise. For years, folks complained about the environmental impact of low-mileage vehicles. Over time, those voices grew louder, but still the SUV fought on, proudly taking up two parking spaces and scaring hybrids from its lane.
But then, gas prices soared and the SUV's vital signs plummeted. As much as people love large cars, the costs to keep fuel in the tank proved too much to take. As the New York Times reported, it now costs $100k to own and keep a similarly inefficient full size pickup running for five years. And so people pulled the plug on their trucks and SUVs, taking the beleaguered vehicles off life support and into the museum of dead car fads.
U.S. News and World Report has written a thoughtful and compelling obit on the yuppie chariot. Read it and remember the SUV's positive qualities as well as its faults. It's what it would have wanted.
I just found this under the CraigsList.org Phoenix AZ Farm and Garden Board ....
Need Rattlesnakes for dog training.... will remove from your property (valleywide)
I am a dog trainer and I am in need of at least 2 live Rattlesnakes for snake avoidance training. I will remove them from your property for free.
Reality must have gone astray, in fact haywire!
YOU LIBS CRYING OVER HILLARY?????????
I have such a feeling of contentment seeing her get blown out. I despise the Clintons, which isn't the same as hate. I don't hate because I am not a brain dead, loser liberal.
service people
everyone of my people that i have for things around my house - pool maintenance, cleaning lady, etc - have raised their prices stating the price of gas. Sorry people but my boss doesn't pay me any more for the price of gas to drive to work. I am paying for a service and it's not my problem how far you live from me.
Ya'll are fired here and now and I will find people that don't keep raising prices
One gal actually told me if I could afford a new car then that was why she raised her prices, cause I could afford it ! Yeah I CAN afford it but I am not going to
Good luck with those attitudes all you self employed people who can't find a good job paying better money cause ya just lost my business for one
I Just Got Screwed
I have done contract work for a company in mesa for 15 years. The owner has payed
me very well and on time all these years. He needed to sell and the only buyer
he could find was Mexican. The new owner fired 3 long time employees the first day
he took over ownership. If you think that this will not happen to you,,thats what
I thought too. When you loose your job like this and you cant get a new job because
you dont speak spanish then you will feel like I do. Like you just got screwed big time
by a mexican that trashes his own country and wants to come to here to trash America.
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America:
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)
"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting Manager, Electric Boat Company)
"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/ Marketing Manager, United Parcel Service)
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D Supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/ 3M Corp.)
Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing Executive, Citrix Corporation)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping Executive, FTD Florists)
"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching Supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
Oil prices hit a new record high today at $139/barrel.
$155 is just around the corner - Iran told us it was coming cause George Bush pissed them off.
Newspapers run ads about fake airline Derrie-Air
PHILADELPHIA PA -
Derrie-Air has been exposed. Readers of The Philadelphia Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News opened their papers Friday to see ads for a new airline called Derrie-Air, which purportedly charges passengers by the pound.
But the new carrier will never get off the ground. It's a one-day advertising campaign about a fake airline by Philadelphia Media Holdings, the papers' owner, and Gyro ad agency.
In light blue banners throughout the papers as well as on their Web site, Philly.com Derrie-Air cheerily trumpets its policy: The more you weigh, the more you pay. The ads direct readers to the Web site http://www.flyderrie-air.com.
Philadelphia Media Holdings spokesman Jay Devine said the goal is to "demonstrate the power of our brands in generating awareness and generating traffic for our advertisers, and put a smile on people's faces."
The company will track traffic to the Derrie-Air site. Devine said there's already buzz about the campaign on online blogs.
Visitors to the airline site learn that Derrie-Air is the world's only carbon-neutral luxury airline, and it justifies its fare policy by saying that it takes more fuel to move heavier objects. The carrier pledges to plant trees to offset every pound of carbon its planes release into the atmosphere.
Derrie-Air's sample rates range from $1.40 per pound to fly from Philadelphia to Chicago to $2.25 per pound to fly from Philadelphia to Los Angeles.
Those who scroll to the bottom of the home page find out the truth behind Derrie-Air.
A disclaimer labels the ad campaign "fictitious" and says it is designed "to test the results of advertising in our print and online products and to stimulate discussion on a timely environmental topic of interest to all citizens."
"In other words," it says, "smile, we're pulling your leg."
Oil and Gas
America has 38 billion barrels of oil available which has been made inaccessible.
America also has one Trillion barrels of shale oil which is illegal for us to drill. More than Arab oil fields
China is planning to drill for oil 40 miles off of our coast line but Congress has made it illegal for us to drill.
Chinese illegal immigrants discovered in Texas border town.....
Close the borders, build the flipping wall!!!
Japanese zookeeper mauled to death by tiger ......
don't fuck with cats, just kill them all...
Indian school names monkey god chairman ......
and,
let the morons abound, just keep their sorry asses out of America!!!!
'Thong bandits' surrender to police.....
ARYADA, Colorado (AP) -- Police in a Colorado town say they've caught two "thong bandits" who used women's underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery.
Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself in.
A surveillance video released last week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the May 16 robbery.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.
Veep hunt tops summer to-do list for Obama, McCain .......
and they call this news?
what a flipping ass surprise, I wouldn't have known this without all these asswipe news media moguls telling me.
FTC opens formal probe of Intel chip business........
AN JOSE, Calif. - Escalating the world's largest computer chip maker's legal woes, the Federal Trade Commission has opened a formal probe into Intel Corp.'s sales tactics, a victory for its much smaller rival, Advanced Micro Devices Inc.
Intel disclosed Friday that it has received a subpoena from the FTC for records about Intel's microprocessor sales, which dominate the world market with a roughly 80 percent share.
The FTC's two-year investigation had been considered "informal" until that point, and Intel, which is already fighting antitrust charges in the European Union and was fined this week by antitrust regulators in South Korea, said it had been cooperating.
By opening a formal investigation, Intel said, the FTC will be able to get access to documents revealing Intel's communications with certain customers documents Intel couldn't voluntarily provide because of a protective order that is part of a sweeping antitrust lawsuit AMD filed in 2005 that isn't expected to go to trial until 2010.
"From our perspective, it's not a surprising event nor is there any really substantive change in the relationship we've had with the FTC," Bruce Sewell, Intel's general counsel, said in an interview.
The FTC's intensifying look at Intel's business practices is a result of AMD's long-running campaign to convince antitrust regulators around the world that its business has been hurt by Intel's aggressive tactics. AMD also said Friday that it received a subpoena this week from the FTC though the company said it is not a target of the investigation.
The two companies have been fighting for years over what AMD claims is Intel's intimidation of computer makers into striking exclusive deals for the chips they use in their new machines.
AMD claims the rebates and financial incentives Intel offers to those companies for buying more Intel chips are designed to prevent AMD from gaining market share and that Intel threatens those manufacturers that it will retaliate if they introduce models based on AMD's chips.
AMD argues that Intel's volume discounts are sometimes so steep that AMD can't cut its own prices enough to compete without losing money on the sales.
Intel has repeatedly denied breaking any laws. It said Friday that the sharp drop in microprocessor prices over the past seven years shows that the "evidence that this industry is fiercely competitive and working is compelling."
In an interview last week with The Associated Press, before the company received the subpoena, Intel Chief Executive Paul Otellini noted that Intel has been investigated by the FTC and the Department of Justice before, and he said he stands by the company's actions.
"I think there's nothing we've done that warrants further investigation by the U.S. government," Otellini said.
Should the FTC find Intel violated federal law, Intel could face severe fines, and the way the world's computer chips are bought and sold could change.
AMD said the probe helps it hold Intel accountable for sales strategies that it argues have hurt AMD's business and technology consumers.
"Intel must now answer to the Federal Trade Commission, which is the appropriate way to determine the impact of Intel practices on U.S. consumers and technology businesses," Tom McCoy, AMD's executive vice president and chief administrative officer, said in a statement. "In every country around the world where Intel's business practices have been investigated, including the decision by South Korea this week, antitrust regulators have taken action."
Another major legal headache for Intel is the lawsuit AMD filed against it in U.S. District Court in Delaware in 2005 a case that could mean billions of dollars in damages if AMD wins. The parties are now exchanging documents in the "discovery" phase of that case.
AMD's complaints have also triggered antitrust investigations in several countries outside their home U.S. market as well.
The European Union has accused Intel of paying manufacturers to delay or cancel product lines using AMD chips and selling the manufacturers its own chips below the average cost of producing them.
And on Thursday, Intel was slapped with a $25.4 million fine by the Korea Fair Trade Commission, which accused the semiconductor giant of using hefty rebates to convince Samsung Electronics Co. and other South Korean computer makers to not use central processing units, or CPUs, manufactured by AMD.
Intel shares fell 97 cents, or 4.06 percent, to close at $22.90 on Friday. AMD shares fell 35 cents, or 4.5 percent, to close at $7.43.
Note - Couldn't happen to a better group of ant-American export jobs overseas support Muslims like Malaysia.
I hope you assholes go to jail and your company is bankrupt!
Obama wants Africa as the 51st state
Joe is depressed because he lost his job due in no part to the high cost of fuel
Joe went to the doctor who prescribed medication for his depression
Joe has no health insurance so he went to walmart for cheap prescriptions
Walmart imports it's medication from
India
India is one of the fastest growing economies in the world
India is using more and more fuel because they have jobs making medications for people like Joe thus increasing demand and increasing the price
The price increase of oil put Joe out of work and on Indian medication
Joe hates India...
The circle of life is complete...
Hillary, don't go away mad...
....just FUCKING go AWAY!!!
WHY BLACKS and beaners hate whites
These are the REAL reasons regardless if anyone of the groups is willing to acknowledge it or not.
BLACKS HATE WHITES BECAUSE:
whites want me to get a job
whites want me to stop breaking into their houses to steal their shit for drugs
whites want me to stop car jacking their cars
whites want me to get off of welfare
whites want me to stop having kids or stop having kids for THEM to pay for
whites want me to stop blaming everyone except myself for my problems
whites want me to quit bitching or leave
whites want me to get a job and KEEP it.
whites want me to learn to take care of my family on my own
whites want me to STOP putting $4k rims on a $500 car
whites want me to pull my pants up OVER my ass
whites want me to stop saying the N word too
whites want me to wear one or two pony tails because really that is plenty
ILLEGALS HATE WHITES
whites want me to go home
whites want me to stop having anchor babies
whites want me to come here legally and learn English
whites want me to live only one family to a home
whites want me to have a real drivers license and real SS#
whites want me to stop taking the jobs away from Americans
whites want me to stop applying for all of the state and federal aid
whites want me to abide by the laws of the American country
whites want me to keep my livestock out of the city limits
whites want me to respect America
whites want me to honor the American flag while I am here
HOWEVER THE REAL REASONS ARE:
whites don't make excuses they make changes.
whites don't use a crutch they rely on their own two hands and two feet.
whites don't worry what other people think...actions speak louder.
whites have confidence and pride they don't need to be "liked"
whites prevail
whites excel
whites respond to empathy others respond to sympathy
whites realize they are not a COLOR but a mindset
whites understand and appreciate the need to be independent
whites WANT a better world and existence and WORK for it
whites don't need to CREATE a GROUP to belong to ~ whites are a GROUP
whites take accountability and responsibility
whites care about the NEEDS not WANTS of Americans and legal immigrants
whites see that we use every excuse not to step and contribute to solutions
whites are tired of footing the bill for all the lazy MF's
whites really do have all of the answers
Barack Hussein Obama ...
Attended a radical Islamic school in Indonesia.
Sat on his mother's front porch eating FKC Chicken and licking his fingers.
Eating water mellon and spittin the seeds at passers by.
Dancing a jigaboo at his high school prom after getting his first blowjob.
Fingering his campaign manger's butthole after winning the democratic nomination for president.
Making Hillary Clinton suck up to him and eat dirt like the bitch he knows she is.
I have a half Wolf, half German Shepherd dog and he loves to eat the crotch right out of woman’s underwear… send me a pair of your most seasoned panties, if my Wolf gets excited it means you have good animal and sexual instincts too! We can do it “WOLF and DOGGIE STYLE!”
President, Congress offer no immediate help on gas prices.
Grumbling Clinton supporters make Democrats nervous.
Iranian leader: U.S. is Iraq's top problem
Government unveils world's fastest computer
WASHINGTON DC- Scientists at the Los Alamos government weapons lab have built the world's fastest computer, capable of sustaining 1,000 trillion operations per second.
Scientists at the Los Alamos National Laboratory and IBM worked on the computer for years.
The Energy Department and IBM Corp. announced the breakthrough Monday.
The computer will be used to help maintain the nation's nuclear weapons stockpile.
Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman says the new computer, named Roadrunner, also will be used to help solve global energy problems and "open new windows of knowledge" in basic research.
The Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico and IBM worked for six years to achieve the world record computer speed.
A GALLON OF STARBUCKS........
costs $64, and that doesn't count the cost of getting and back.
Man bitten on penis by deadly snake while relieving himself outdoors:
An Australian man who survived being bitten on the penis by a deadly snake while relieving himself in the bush described how he was convinced he was going to die.
Daryl Zutt was on a pig hunting and fishing trip with a friend in northern Queensland when he pulled over by the side of the road.
Crouching down to answer nature's call, he felt a sharp sting to his manhood. Moments later he saw a brown snake one of the world's most venomous species slither out from between his legs.
Mr Zutt, a carpenter from Cairns, has since been bombarded with jokes about trouser snakes, but he said at the time he thought his life was about to end.
"I thought I was gone. I thought, 'Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I'm gonna cark it'.
"I squatted down – I reckon I must have nearly sat on his head," he said.
"As soon as I felt it, I yelled. It really hurt. When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake. I seen him coming out from between my legs.
"He got me about halfway down. I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."
Mr Zutt said he used a cold can of rum and coke to help soothe the pain, and rang his mother on a mobile phone to say a final goodbye.
Details of the almost fatal encounter were revealed by The Cairns Post a fortnight ago but at the time the victim's identity was not known.
It was only today that Mr Zutt decided to come forward and recount his close encounter on the rugged and sparsely populated Cape York Peninsula.
He shouted out to his mate, who drove him to the nearby settlement of Lakeland to find medical help.
By the time the pair arrived, Mr Zutt felt nauseous and had stomach cramps. "I couldn't talk properly. I was tongue-tied," he told The Cairns Post.
He was treated by a paramedic and taken to hospital in nearby Cooktown, named after Capt James Cook.
Tests revealed that although the snake had drawn blood, its venom had not entered his system.
He said the jokes started as soon as his mates knew he was going to be alright.
"They've been saying things like 'It was a trouser snake fight' and 'He [the snake] saw the competition and got scared'".
The common brown snake has the second most potent venom of any land snake, after the inland taipan, also found in Australia.
About 3,000 Australians are bitten by snakes each year, but on average there are only one or two deaths because most victims receive antivenom.
High Court sides with Guantanamo detainees......
WASHINGTON DC - The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that foreign terrorism suspects held at Guantanamo Bay have rights under the Constitution to challenge their detention in U.S. civilian courts.
In its third rebuke of the Bush administration's treatment of prisoners, the court ruled 5-4 that the government is violating the rights of prisoners being held indefinitely and without charges at the U.S. naval base in Cuba. The court's liberal justices were in the majority.
Justice Anthony Kennedy, writing for the court, said, "The laws and Constitution are designed to survive, and remain in force, in extraordinary times."
It was not immediately clear whether this ruling, unlike the first two, would lead to prompt hearings for the detainees, some of whom have been held more than 6 years. Roughly 270 men remain at the island prison, classified as enemy combatants and held on suspicion of terrorism or links to al-Qaida and the Taliban.
The administration opened the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay shortly after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks to hold enemy combatants, people suspected of ties to al-Qaida or the Taliban.
The Guantanamo prison has been harshly criticized at home and abroad for the detentions themselves and the aggressive interrogations that were conducted there.
The court said not only that the detainees have rights under the Constitution, but that the system the administration has put in place to classify them as enemy combatants and review those decisions is inadequate.
The administration had argued first that the detainees have no rights. But it also contended that the classification and review process was a sufficient substitute for the civilian court hearings that the detainees seek.
In dissent, Chief Justice John Roberts criticized his colleagues for striking down what he called "the most generous set of procedural protections ever afforded aliens detained by this country as enemy combatants."
Justices Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas also dissented.
Scalia said the nation is "at war with radical Islamists" and that the court's decision "will make the war harder on us. It will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed."
Justices Stephen Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, David Souter and John Paul Stevens joined Kennedy to form the majority.
The court has ruled twice previously that people held at Guantanamo without charges can go into civilian courts to ask that the government justify their continued detention. Each time, the administration and Congress, then controlled by Republicans, changed the law to try to close the courthouse doors to the detainees.
In addition to those held without charges, the U.S. has said it plans to try as many as 80 of the detainees in war crimes tribunals, which have not been held since World War II.
A military judge has postponed the first scheduled trial pending the outcome of this case. The trial of Salim Ahmed Hamdan, Osama bin Laden's onetime driver, had been scheduled to start June 2.
Five alleged plotters of the Sept. 11 attacks appeared in a Guantanamo courtroom last week for a hearing before their war crimes trial, which prosecutors hope will start Sept. 15.
President Bush has said he wants to close the facility once countries can be found to take the prisoners who are there.
Presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama also support shutting down the prison.
re, Supreme Court ..............
I agree if we elect ALL judges this shit will stop.
This is worse than when these assholes said it's OK to burn the American Flag!
My Trouser SNAKE
Here is my trouser snake. He only comes out when there is a nice bush to climb into.
OPEC sells oil for $135 .00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $135 .00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Then, maybe oil will come down.
Ya' think?!
re, High Price of Gasoline Solution:
Awesome and great idea!!! Too bad our shitty poloticians can't think up the same ideas! Keep up with the great posts! :)
So what kind of woman is into an overweight guy?
We Are Runnung Out Of Oil
How about if the oil is in the earth as lubricant between the constantly moving plates, this would explain the rise in earthquakes.
A message to all the Fucking worthless Mexicans.....
Save the planet, KILL Yourselves !!!!
About a Job with the U.S. Border Patrol
Any day now I'm waiting to get a call from the U.S Border Patrol to work as a sniper. So I guess I better go out this weekend in the Arizona desert and hone my skills....
RE: One Possible Solution to High Gasoline Prices (((Just a Thought)))
We can charge the world $7.00 a bushel (free to others) and we can't feed our own children, in this country?
That is some crazy shit.
When did our government become "by the world and for the world" instead of "by the people for the people"?
I say skrew the environmentalist and drill in Alaska - there are ways to drill without doing any damage - the companies who do the drilling will just have to bite the bullet and do the drilling in a clean manner.
If there is enough oil to supply this country then stop buying for the Arab countries, raise the price of grain and tell them if they don't like it to grow their own. I'd love to see them grow grain in the sand.
So I say the idea below sounds great.
THE REAL REASON FOR HIGH OIL/GAS PRICES
Ok I'm A retired futures trader from NY. first of all there is enough oil in the USA to support 1/2 the world consumpton blame the envirmentalist for not drilling,second I'm making a fortune on futures right now, today I made $76,000.00 yes 1 day and I'm a small trader, as for oil there are 11 oil tankers waiting to empty at the refinery ports, problem is there is no storage room, There all FULL...THE REAL REASON OIL HAS GONE UP IS FUTURES SPECULATORS period 100% real simple in the morning I buy a future for $140.00 then someone offers $141.00 here we go by the end of the day we went from $140.00 to $149.00 then we close it after selling my position for $141.00 all speculation they are using the billions of $$$ held in pension funds and who is THE #1 futures trader and reason for this, JP Morgan yep same company that bought Bear Sterns on that certain saturday morning for $2.00 a share when 30 days earlier it was $97.00 think about that. Think about this, we are using (USA) 500,000 less barrels of oil a day then we were 1 year ago, approx 4% LESS, oil should be at $65.00 no more, all speculation even the Saudis have said there is no need to raise more production we can't refine what we have, also one more thing, this whole problem is because in 1999 the feds under old man Bush lifted the restrictions on futures speculating, at the time only oil companies were allowed to buy oil futures after all it's there business, when that was lifted maybe $2 billion a day traded hands in futures, today $250 billion trades ALL SPECULATION 100% DO NOT BELIEVE WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OIL, WE HAVE TO MUCH OIL,IT'S ALL SPECULATION...SORRY BUT IT'S THE TRUTH AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BOUGHT INTO LOCK STOCK AND BARREL.. HELLO ANOTHER NOTE OUR FINE PRESIDENT HAS OIL RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS,WE HAVE A VICE PRESIDENT WE NEVER SEE, ALSO AN OIL MAN THEN WE HAVE OLD MAN BUSH OIL MAN FROM TEXAS WHO HAS HOLDINGS IN 5 SAUDI OIL COMPANIES..So how do we fix the problem, put the restrictions back in place, oil futures will tank, CRASH, the pensions will go bust and we have $2.00 a gallon gas again. If the American people don't stand up, this will DESTROY the U.S.A. economy WE ARE THERE Look around if it keeps going within 6 months it could lead to a catastophic meltdown of the world economy..airlines are bleeding,auto makers same,Housing,Banks,food,farmers,transport trukers,Every sector of business is there not to mention the families, all in trouble and geting tighter everyday,, NOW imagine 6 months from now ??? SEND IT TO A FRIEND, MAYBE IT WILL REACH WASHINTON BY NEXT YEAR.
You are so full of crap I can smell it from here.
Re - You are so full of crap I can smell it from here
The uneducated and illiterate will be the first to be herded to slaughter, fool.
Bye-bye.
Re, Re, You are so full of crap I can smell it from here
Mr Obama is so very gratefull to all the Mexican/American women who will offer up all their sons to die in the Iran war. The sons of rich liberal democrates want to thank you for taking their place while they fuck your wives and girlfriends while you are away. God bless all of my wonderfull Mexican/American Friends.
Child support advice/help requested
Hello Everyone,
I am in a odd situation. I recently got my self in a bad fix, I blame myself but i would like any advice anybody has.
I am currently a 25 year old male who currently has 3 different women pregant. (stupid i know). All three have stated they are going
to file for child support. does anybody know how child support works when the kids are by different women.
I make approx 45000 per year so i am kind of concerned how the state will divide that up. I would prefer they not file for support and we work this out between our selves.
Also what legal authority do dads have on names, particulatl last names, I want the children to have my last name as i plan to be an active father.
How does visitation work with new borns when the parents are not married.
any advice or feedback is welcome.
RE:Child support advice/help requested
3 girls pregnant? at the same time? Oh man your knee deep in a world of shit, lemme tell you...
First...Go get a second job cause kiss your 45k a year paychecks good bye. Your loosing 50% of that to all 3 kids (at least). Formula, day care, clothes, dippers, etc...that shits expensive, you have no idea.
Second...Visitation is easy, You'll get weekends at least for sure, so long as you have good credibility and your a decent parent/person (hopefully you'll have the time with two to 3 jobs you'll be working)
Third...last names (first, middle, last) are all up to the mother and only the mother. Because your not married you have no say on that.
Dude, all I can say is, Vasectomy. The 800 bucks you spend on that is a lot cheaper then the kids your gonna empty your wallet on in the future.
re; Child support advice/help requested
put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
Men's Secret Language Translations
I thought this was to cute not to share. I put the link at the bottom for proper credit!
1. "I'M GOING FISHING":
Translated: I'm going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety."
2. "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
4. "UH HUH, SURE, HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.)
5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."
6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"
7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, but can't remember your birthday."
10. "I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE
ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF; IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."
13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
15. "I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."
16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse."
17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."
18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again."
25 things girls should know about guys!
1. The sexiest women are asain, indian, white, hispanic, or half black.
2. Body part is a personal preference, I personally love legs, ass and feet, my best friends like breasts, waste, eyes, lips, legs, and feet.
3. We think shoulder length hair is cute, preppy.
4. Majority of guys want it shaven, especially guys who go down!
5. As far as the ass size, 8. Not a really BIG ass, but there's gotta be something that we can grab with 2 hands.
8. Smoking is generally a big turn off.
9. Party guys like party girls, Laid back-settled down guys like wifey girls.
10. No guy RESPECTS a girl that gives it up on the first night, but well definitely treat her respectfully enough to get more.
11. If you can look good without makeup, you can look a little better with it, but don't cross the line and look like a slutty clown.
12. Tennies are cute for one on one, maybe a small date, but we'll proudly show you off in heels.
13. Jeans+tee/tank+skirt, mix and match, we don't give a crap, some guys will say less is more though. Some guys like sluttier looking girls.
14. Aggressive guys like submissive girls, and submissive guys LOVE aggressive girls, we are usually uncomfortable with first base, but y'all take it home!
15. Most guys like blue eyes, but one thing ladies don't do enough is that dark makeup around your eyes that makes em stand out.
16. Short girls totally sexy.
17. Somewhere between skinny and med, but thicker girls are ok if they got meat in the right places. Girls should understand the true meaning of the term BBW. Way too many girls think they got meat in the right places and are sadly mistaken.
18. Overweight girls make good female friends and give good advice.
19. Men think about sex 24-7 especially when its super hot outside.
20. When men masturbate we think of the hottest girls we ran into on any given day, and also fantasise about doing it with your moms and even grandmother's if she's hot. (hence Hulk hogan's x wife, - a young dude dream babe!)
21. Every white guy wants to do it with a black girl but most are to afraid of what others think.
22. Not all black men have a big penis.
23. Women cant understand when we don't want to talk, its not because we hate you, were just to busy wishing we were someone else right now.
24. Fore of the most important thing guys live for: (Sex-Sports-Beer-Sex)
24. We hate getting old.
re, re, child support advice, birth, et al
The general custom of most hospitals is to ask the mother after birth what the name of the child is to be.
No state may enforce child support if you insist on a paternity / DNA test. Get one. Women fuck around, so don't think you were the only one taping those holes.
It is best to get an upfront agreement before you do any family court. Make sure that the amount is fixed until 18-years-old and terminates. Get visitation and other details worked out in that agreement as well.
If the girl is Illegal, just get her ass deported before the baby comes. That solves the problem, no child support.
You didn't mention whether you were gonna marry one of them.
One option exist, do you have any prior military experience in the last 5-years? If you do opt for a US Govt contract job overseas, this gives you clout with the Judge since child support is not enforceable. If they balk at the agreement or refuse your conditions, take off.
Twenty-one Reasons Why English Is Hard to Learn
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
WASHINGTON DC - The Supreme Court made it easier Monday for some foreigners who overstay their visas to seek to remain in the United States legally.
The court ruled 5-4 Monday that someone who is here illegally may withdraw his voluntarily agreement to depart and continue to try to get approval to remain in the United States.
The decision essentially embraced a proposed Justice Department regulation governing the treatment of similar cases in the future.
Samson Dada, a Nigerian citizen, stayed beyond the expiration of his tourist visa in 1998. He married an American the following year and soon began trying to obtain a visa as an immediate relative of a citizen. But Dada and his wife apparently failed to submit some documents, causing immigration officials to deny the visa.
Dada has been trying again to obtain the visa, but immigration authorities meanwhile have ordered him to leave the country.
He agreed to leave voluntarily, which would allow him to try sooner to re-enter the country legally than if he had been deported.
The court's task was to decide whether he could withdraw his voluntary agreement to leave the country and continue to try to adjust his status while in the United States.
Immigration authorities recently ruled that Dada had entered a "sham" marriage in order to stay in the United States, but that finding was not part of the court's consideration.
Justice Kennedy wrote the majority opinion, joined by his four liberal colleagues. The four conservative justice dissented.
Justice Antonin Scalia said, "The court lacks the authority to impose its chosen remedy."
The case is Dada v. Mukasey, 06-1181.
What is your secret fantasy?
My Secret Fantasy is ....
Making it with a redhead, fair skin, no freckles, tight ass, long legs, big boobs and in a cheerleader outfit.
re, My Secret Fantasy is:
Fucking my best friends sister, she is really hot!
re, re,My Secret Fantasy......
Is having a sex slave.
my secret fantasy -
Having triplets for a week at a private secluded beach resort.
my favorite fantasy, oh my, is to ....
own a black slave girl and produce a mulato baby with her.
fantasy, you men are idiots
fantasy ....
mine is to have a three-sum with two other guys !!!
fantasy and sex ...
my fantasy is to have sex with my pregnant neighbor.
re,my secret fantasy is
to own a harem.
if you want to keep your man, fuck him, suck him, and most importantly dont make him ask for it. nothing destroys a persons self esteem more than constant rejection from the person they choose to be with.
This is exactly what broke my marriage.
my secret fantasy is
I am 44 ...... My fantasy is to watch a couple making love
craigslist etiquette - you suck - - golf n' stuff
him - posts on craigslist: "box for sale: $50"
ME - I like this box it is a good deal. "I will buy it: cash"
him - "okay, you can pick it up tomorrow"
ME - "will be there"
him -(10 minutes later) "uh, I just saw that this type of box is going for $150 on ebay. I have just upped my price to $100."
DNC seeks FEC action on McCain
The Democratic National Committee is again attempting to a dent John McCain's maverick aura.
A committee lawyer said Tuesday that the party will seek to force the Federal Election Commission to take action on its complaint that McCain illegally opted out of public financing once he became the presumptive Republican nominee for president.
The DNC said it plans to file suit in federal court in the coming weeks. A similar lawsuit was tossed in May after a judge ruled that the party hadn't waited the required 120 days for the FEC to take action.
Of course, the FEC hasn't been able to do much of anything for months now. A nasty skirmish in Congress over White House appointments paralyzed the commission. At one point, five seats were unfilled and the FEC was unable to hold a quorum.
re, DUMBocrats at it again
who gives a hairy rats ass ???
did u ever notice that on any of those craigslist boards that it seems people are so dog gone miserable?
re, craiglists posters
that's because the majority of them are total losers.
Here;s another idea for Illegal Immigration control at the U.S. borders ...
Start hanging these asshole, yes hang'em high, hang'em often, and hang them all.
Leave them strung up for ther dead corpses to rot in the sun right at the border crossings.
This should deter anyone from entering this country illegally!
my sexual fantasy is to fuck a virgin midget girl
oh yeah baby, well my fantasy is to have a gymnist ...
I want to put both her legs behind her head, sit her on my cock, and spin her around like a top!
sex fantasies ...
well mine is to bang Barack Obama's wife.
Cost of Website Designs
Don't spend money on Website Designs unless your business really needs it.
Get a FREE Blog from Google. Yes you can sell products and service on the Blog!
But if you need a website for a business, never pay more than $350.00 -
In fact with the economy the way it is $100 - #150 is reasonable.
The fact is there are too many web designers and not enough work.
Hire a one man/woman business for your web design, not a company.
Avoid using Flash, it cost money to develop and it is useless.
People are looking for Product not a fancy website.
Keep it simple, to the point, easy to navigate, read, and understand.
Have pictures of your product or service.
Websites are FREE if you go to godaddy.com and but a domain from them but they put up ads and banners on your page, so this is NOT recommended for businesses.
Note: Domain names should NOT cost more than $10.00 per year.
If you hire a web designer, get references and make them show you your work.
Also, it should not take more than 3-days to deliver the product.
Don't pay until the work is done, there are a lot of scam artist out there !!!
talking about fantasies...
mine is too -
fuck my step sister, she's got 38-triple-D's
I'm stuck
No bowel movement today.
I just thought that you should know.
Too bad, I am in Bangkok right now ... just finished getting my second blowjob from a Thai whore ...
sluts are everywhere here ...
yep, i just got a blowjob about an hour ago from my Thai whore, now it's time to roll her over a shove it in her poop shoot.
re, surin
here's an idear .... get a Thai whore, have her lick your asshole and then shit all over her face
Thai men eat nose buggers !!!
Don't use artifical insemination
My husband could not get me pregnant so we had to use frozen sperm. Now our child is 13 and she complains about being cold all the time.
Credit card fees: Some gas stations say 'no more'
So if a Black Guy, say called Barack Hussein Obama, gets in the Office what are we going to call the White house the Grib House?
re, White house Question
NO, we are gonna have to call it the American Mosque of Power-House....
fucking useless ass stinking Muslims!
Re: White House Question
It'd probably be called a brothel or B's Pad. Invitations to inauguration will probably read: Bitches, Hoes, Pimps, Brothers and Sisters...Party at B's Pad after the ceremony. BYOB
Nostradamus has arrived ....
his name is Obama!
my sexual fantasy is .....
fucking a muslim bitch in her burka and then telling the religious police she is a whore
re,re,re,re,re - My Sex Fantasy Is ::
Getting a Mexican Illegal bitch pregnant and having an Anchor baby!
any takers out there ?????
Hey my sex fantasy is ......
doing a fine looking lady corner on her table next to dead dead people, on on each side.
Found this on craigslist in Phoenix FREE section board -
Nearly 20 tons of virgin fill dirt FREE ....
My question is how many VIRGINS did they have to grind up to make 20-tons?
sex and fantasies ....
you losers keep right on dreaming, it's never gonna happen, hope your not married
re, re, Re: White house Question -
Hey, If Obama wins he can stand out on the grass and greet the tourists!
I went to Home Depot today and picked up a day laborer..........
I needed someone to do a little yard work around the house and help me wax my salvage titled Dodge Magnum (Hemi).
Well, after all his work was completed there was another bush that needed some trimming, my bush! So I got out the old clippers, told him what to do and when he grasped the elastic waistband on my denim pants the odor was just too much for him.
I think he said "smell like dead chihuahua" but I can't be sure, his accent was very strong.
A deal is a deal so I gave him $60 bucks that I had in a little envelope and he ran off, probably to buy some tacos or that cheap laundry soap they like so much.
If he had just toughed it out and gave me a shave, he could have made an extra 20 bucks and I would have smoked him out! Dumb lil shit!
Reports says, U.S. drivers should think in gallons per mile:
If soaring gasoline prices have prompted you to look for a more fuel-efficient ride, using miles per gallon as a guide could lead you astray, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.
Instead, they propose a new standard based on gallons per mile, which gives people a far better idea of how much gasoline they might save by switching trading in that gas-guzzling minivan.
"There is a math illusion here," said Richard Larrick, a management professor at Duke University, whose research appears in the journal Science.
Larrick said most people think improvements in miles per gallon are all the same, where a 5 gallon per mile improvement would yield the same gas savings in a car that gets 10 miles per gallon or 20 miles per gallon. (One mile equals 1.61 kilometers, and one U.S. gallon equals 3.79 liters.)
"The reality that few people appreciate is that improving fuel efficiency from 10 to 20 miles per gallon is actually a more significant savings than improving from 25 to 50 miles per gallon for the same distance of driving," Larrick said.
He tested this out in a number of different experiments on U.S. college students.
When presented with a series of car choices in which fuel efficiency was defined in miles per gallon, the students could not easily identify the choice that would result in the greatest gains in fuel efficiency, he said.
People had a much easier time when fuel efficiency was expressed in gallons per 100 miles. In that case, a car that gets 18 miles per gallon uses 5.5 gallons of gas per 100 miles, and a car that gets 28 miles per gallon uses just 3.6 gallons per 100 miles. With gasoline prices over $4 a gallon, that's a difference of about $8 per 100 miles.
"If we just turn everything around, you can see where are the large savings in gallons of gas," Larrick said in a telephone interview. The idea is not new. Many other countries, especially in Europe, already use a standard that compares gas used per trip.
To translate miles per gallon into gallons per 10,000, Larrick said people can simply divide 10,000 by miles per gallon. Cars with the highest miles per gallon are always the most fuel efficient, he said. It is when people are trying to replace a car that they may be misled.
That's how he became interested in this problem.
"We were trying to decide whether to get rid of a minivan and go for a station wagon versus getting rid of a sedan and going for a really high-mileage hybrid car," Larrick said.
"We realized in the end we were better off trading in the minivan and only gaining 10 miles per gallon then we would be trying to swap out the sedan for a highly efficient car."
To help make these choices easier, Larrick and colleagues recommend consumer publications and car makers start listing fuel efficiency in terms of gallons per 10,000 miles driven, which he said is roughly the distance people in the United States drive in a year.
Larrick's team has developed a conversion table that can be found at http://www.fuqua.duke.edu/news/mpg/table.pdfgallon.
I see the FBI and Justice has started making arrest in the housing boon-doggle.
I hope all those damn lenders and anyone associated with that greed that has ruined America and the hopes of some many go to jail!
Again…what the hell goes on in the world? from NYC ...
Walking down 34th st. just passing Dyer Ave. A black car screeches to a stop and this 30ish bloated looking dude hops out, walks up to an OLD MAN in the crosswalk and begins pushing him around and cussing at him. Why? Because the old man hit his car while jerk boy was cutting off the OLD man and the group of elderly people in the crosswalk. He pretty much had to scrape by in order to complete his turn. So the guy basically commits a jerk move and then wants to beat up senior citizens for calling him on his crap. Really? Then he proceeds to cuss the other OLD people out for just being with the guy. Calling them, “*ssholes” and “P*ssies.” His girlfriend is in the car holding her head. I couldn’t believe it, and of course, the crossing guard was useless.
This guys New Jersey license plate is WDP 755, he drives a black (Nissan? or something).
If you see him feel free to be a hater. I’m sure he’s used to it.
IRAN - Tehran offers to share its “nuclear experience” with Syria ...
Court rejects death penalty for raping children
WASHINGTON DC - The Supreme Court on Wednesday outlawed executions of people convicted of raping a child.
In a 5-4 vote, the court said the Louisiana law allowing the death penalty to be imposed in such cases violates the Constitution's ban on cruel and unusual punishment.
"The death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion. His four liberal colleagues joined him, while the four more conservative justices dissented.
There has not been an execution in the United States for a crime that did not also involve the death of the victim in 44 years.
Patrick Kennedy, 43, was sentenced to death for the rape of his 8-year-old stepdaughter in Louisiana. He is one of two people in the United States, both in Louisiana, who have been condemned to death for a rape that was not also accompanied by a killing.
The Supreme Court banned executions for rape in 1977 in a case in which the victim was an adult woman.
Forty-five states ban the death penalty for any kind of rape, and the other five states allow it for child rapists. Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina and Texas allow executions in such cases if the defendant had previously been convicted of raping a child.
The court struggled over how to apply standards laid out in decisions barring executions for the mentally retarded and people younger than 18 when they committed murder. In those cases, the court cited trends in the states away from capital punishment.
In this case, proponents of the Louisiana law said the trend was toward the death penalty, a point mentioned by Justice Samuel Alito in his dissent.
"The harm that is caused to the victims and to society at large by the worst child rapists is grave," Alito wrote. "It is the judgment of the Louisiana lawmakers and those in an increasing number of other states that these harms justify the death penalty."
But Kennedy said the absence of any executions for rape and the small number of states that allow it demonstrate "there is a national consensus against capital punishment for the crime of child rape."
Kennedy also acknowledged that the decision had to come to terms with "the years of long anguish that must be endured by the victim of child rape."
Still, Kennedy concluded that in cases of crimes against individuals — as opposed to treason, for example — "the death penalty should not be expanded to instances where the victim's life was not taken."
The decision does not affect the imposition of the death penalty for other crimes that do not involve murder, including treason and espionage, he said.
"It looks like a smashing victory on all fronts for us," said Denise LeBoeuf, a longtime capital defense attorney from New Orleans.
The girl's mother said, "We don't talk about that" and hung up.
The author of the Louisiana law, former Republican state Rep. Pete Schneider, said even opponents of the death penalty told him they would kill anyone who raped their children. "When are you going to have the courage to stand up for what's right for all of the people — but especially the children under 12 that have been brutally raped by monsters?" Schneider said, directing his comments to the justices in Wednesday's majority.
The last executions for crimes other than murder took place in 1964, according to a database maintained by the Death Penalty Information Center.
Ronald Wolfe, 34, died in Missouri's gas chamber on May 8, 1964 for rape. James Coburn was electrocuted in Alabama on Sept. 4 of that year for robbery.
Patrick Kennedy was convicted in 2003 of raping his stepdaughter at their home in Harvey, La., outside New Orleans. The girl initially told police she was sorting Girl Scout cookies in the garage when two boys assaulted her.
Police arrested Kennedy a couple of weeks after the March 1998 rape, but more than 20 months passed before the girl identified him as her attacker.
His defense attorney at the time argued that blood testing was inconclusive and that the victim was pressured to change her story.
The Louisiana Supreme Court upheld the sentence, saying that "short of first-degree murder, we can think of no other non-homicide crime more deserving" of the death penalty. State Chief Justice Pascal Calogero noted in dissent that the U.S. high court already had made clear that capital punishment could not be imposed without the death of the victim, except possibly for espionage or treason.
A second Louisiana man, Richard Davis was sentenced to death in December for repeatedly raping a 5-year-old girl in Caddo Parish, which includes Shreveport. Local prosecutor Lea Hall told jurors: "Execute this man. Justice has a sword and this sword needs to swing today."
The high court's decision leaves intact Kennedy's conviction, but will lead to a new sentence.
The case is Kennedy v. Louisiana, 07-343.
LOS ANGELES CA USA - Countrywide Financial Corp. says stockholders controlling a majority of the mortgage lender's outstanding shares have approved the company's takeover by Bank of America Corp.
Americans struggling with gas prices now face high utility bills
and,
Congress does nothing -
These assholes must all go, get rid of the 2-party system, get rid of the problem!
Q) Why do women put up with men?
A) Because you can't take a vibrator home to mommy.
NEW WORDS FOR 2008 -- Essential additions for the workplace
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than by working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found' (meaning that the requested document, like the person's brain, could not be located.)
GENERICA: Features of the North American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks.
Supreme Court's 5-4 ruling overturns D.C. handgun ban
Looking for a young (18 to 25 year old) well developed fox of a honey who wants to be spanked.
NO BBW, just a fine well built sexy thing.
Illegals welcomed, and you can get a bonus, an anchor baby if you chose!
on the previous question of a sex fantasy, mine is ...
having a mother daughter combo, where the daughter is about 20 and the mommy is about 40.
I have no sympathy for "poor" Mexicans.....
now get out of America you scum!
Why we have no sympathy for "poor" Mexicans.....
You are not an oppressed people. You are a cowaredly, lazy people. You are not under an oppressive government in Mexico. It's just that you don't have the intelligence to manage the fantastic country you have. YOU have fucked your country into a complete shithole. YOU are responsible for the state of your people and your country. America has nothing to do with the fact that you can't govern yourselves. That is YOUR fualt.
You come here to work hard? Bullshit. You come here because your country is such a shithole that you can't make a living there. And, you have a Democracy. You could change your country. Mexico has every single resource important to a wealthy nation and you can't even manage it properly. It's not considered brave to flee your own country because it is mismanaged to come to ours and undercut our wages. It's called criminal.
Here is what is going to happen. America WILL deport you people. The ball is already rolling. When you are all back home, you country will colapse. You will finally be forced to deal with your problems instead of running away from them. Hopefully you can create a better country for yourselves and be better neighbors to the U.S..
And, you really should forget the "La Conquistador" or whatever the hell you think about taking part of southern America back. Are you really that stupid? Do you think I am going to leave my home peacefully? Do you think we will allow you to take it? Are your schools as poor as our schools that you don't realize that Americans don't get riled often, but when we do we tend to kill lots of people?
Now, go on. Rant about the white boys. Rant about the racists. When you are back in Mexico, it will be hard to hear you.
women so fat people jog around them for exercise
women so fat you have to roll over twice to get off them...
women so fat when you get on top of them your ears pop!
women so fat when they get to a restaurant, they see the menu and say "I want evrything twice!"
women so fat when they wear a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
women so fat they to go to Sea World to get baptized
women so fat they get to iron their dress on the driveway
women so fat they put on lipstick with a paint-roller
women so fat when they tripped over themselves they landed in another zip code
women so fat when they bungee jump off the bridge they bring down the bridge too
women so fat the highway patrol made them wear "Caution! Wide Turn" signs
women so fat when they step on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
women so fat when they sit on your face, you can't hear the stereo.
women so fat when they get on the scale it says to be continued.
women so fat when they get on a scale it says we don't do livestock.
women so fat their neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
SYDNEY (AFP) - A man in Australia who was selling his "life" over the Internet including his home, job and the chance to meet his friends said Sunday he had sold the lot for 399,000 dollars (383,230 US).
British-born Ian Usher, 44, decided to sell his house in the western city of Perth along with his car, motorbike, jet ski and all his other goods as a way of moving on after breaking up with his wife.
The "life package" included not only his tangible assets such as his clothes and DVD collection but the opportunity to take on his former job as a carpet salesman and the chance to meet some of his friends.
"The final price was 399,000 Australian dollars," Usher told AFP Sunday after the seven-day sale on Internet auction site eBay ended.
Asked how he felt about the price, given that he had said earlier the near-new three-bedroom house was valued at 420,000 dollars alone and included thousands of dollars' worth of electrical goods, he said: "Pretty good."
"I thought it might have gone a bit higher at the end. But it's a sale."
Bidding on Usher's "life" opened on June 22 at one dollar and offers quickly shot up to more than 2.2 million dollars, prompting the Yorkshire-born man to break out the champagne and celebrate.
But it was not long before he realised a registration system for bidding on the site had not been activated and the highest bids were not genuine.
After the fake bids were removed, bidding went back down to 300,100 dollars. "It's been a pretty crazy week, but quite entertaining," said Usher, who has promised to retain nothing of his old life beyond his passport, wallet and the clothes on his back.
"It's not the usual week that I would have had."
He did not reveal where he planned to start his new life.
Burn them fuckers at the stake!
Spammers are worthless burdens to society and should be eliminated by any means.
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