tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post1266189231002580506..comments2023-10-21T08:48:38.864-07:00Comments on Alternate 4 CraigsList: Archived Postings for November 2008The Blog Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05505790068066422282noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-70650615491371954422008-11-30T10:20:00.000-08:002008-11-30T10:20:00.000-08:00This just in, durable goods are no longer durable....This just in, durable goods are no longer durable. It's cheaper to replace an item than repair it. And yes, it sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-8399033343583055312008-11-30T05:45:00.000-08:002008-11-30T05:45:00.000-08:00I drive a truck for a living. You drive a car to w...I drive a truck for a living. <BR/>You drive a car to work. You're going to the store. <BR/>You're going to see your honey. <BR/>You're out for a cruise. <BR/>I really don't know WHY you are on the road, and from what I and other drivers like me have seen, I REALLY don't know why you don't rent a room. <BR/>Masturbating while driving. <BR/>Oral Sex - partner on driver. <BR/>And other things. <BR/>Truck drivers see things from the high perch that we sit on, looking down into your cars. Oh, yes, we do. <BR/>Some of it is sickening. <BR/>Some of it is gross. <BR/>Some of it is infuriating. <BR/>Next time you are passing a truck, or a truck is passing you, remember this post - especially if you are doing "something" in your car.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-21565979041318273872008-11-30T05:35:00.000-08:002008-11-30T05:35:00.000-08:00Funny Ad on the Farm and Garden Board of craigslis...Funny Ad on the Farm and Garden Board of craigslist (CL)...<BR/><BR/>++++++++<BR/><BR/>Wanted: LOUD, obnoxious donkey -<BR/>We are looking for a very loud and obnoxious donkey. Jenny or John, no Jacks please. If you have one, please let me know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-87940371160390052252008-11-30T05:33:00.000-08:002008-11-30T05:33:00.000-08:00Here's another stupid ad on the free section of cr...Here's another stupid ad on the free section of craigslist (CL)<BR/><BR/>////////<BR/>GREASE!<BR/>Anyone want some old canola oil from deep fryer? I have a few gallons.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-59672067827979598622008-11-29T21:09:00.000-08:002008-11-29T21:09:00.000-08:00who is this Obama guy I keep hearing about?who is this Obama guy I keep hearing about?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-46086426537499934892008-11-28T06:09:00.000-08:002008-11-28T06:09:00.000-08:00WOMAN ARE JUST FUCK TOYS...USE THEM AND LOSE THEM ...WOMAN ARE JUST FUCK TOYS...<BR/><BR/><BR/>USE THEM AND LOSE THEM !!!!!<BR/><BR/>:-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-22871919069811057142008-11-27T11:13:00.000-08:002008-11-27T11:13:00.000-08:00Another stupid ad on craigslist(CL) Free section....Another stupid ad on craigslist(CL) Free section....<BR/><BR/>=========<BR/>phone outlet<BR/>we had our phone jack replaced with one that has two plugs in it. The original one works, but we don't need it anymore.<BR/>Do you??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-64277686178766458612008-11-27T11:10:00.000-08:002008-11-27T11:10:00.000-08:00Another stupid ad on craigslist Free section....==...Another stupid ad on craigslist Free section....<BR/><BR/>=========<BR/>Free Tissues<BR/>I bought them cause i had a bad cold, now the cold is gone and i have no need for the rest of these tissues (Klenex). In mint condition and work great. Box is very decorative, could make for a great center peice on a bathroom vanity. Free to good nose.<BR/>You must pick up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-8419560945200022492008-11-25T07:54:00.000-08:002008-11-25T07:54:00.000-08:00Nobama promised to use public funds for the electi...Nobama promised to use public funds for the election then went and used private contributions. <BR/><BR/>Nobama said he was going to raise taxes on the rich, and now recants that, and will use Bush's Tax Plan! <BR/><BR/>Elected only 21 days ago and already the nation is getting fucked up the butthole! <BR/><BR/>Market is falling because of his PROMISED tax plans to tax capitol gains. <BR/><BR/>What promises has he made that he has not lied about?? <BR/><BR/>.......all these things you ignorant useless Liberals voted for him and now he says he will be just be like Bush! <BR/><BR/>......you wnated change?? <BR/>.......you got change!!<BR/>......a black man for a white man, that is all you get!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-47708463490897550582008-11-24T05:43:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:43:00.000-08:00re,re, my bossHere is what I did.Last year they re...re,re, my boss<BR/><BR/>Here is what I did.<BR/>Last year they reorganized the company, ad I got a new boss.<BR/>He was like a little Hitler.<BR/>So I played the game, every morning I got him coffee, but I put a few drops of my urine in it.<BR/>He drank it for a year before he was transferred.<BR/><BR/>Be ware assholes, about those who kiss up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-91623755901630225532008-11-24T05:40:00.001-08:002008-11-24T05:40:00.001-08:00re, my bossget in line my is a dickhead from hellre, my boss<BR/><BR/>get in line my is a dickhead from hellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-50847507129108552102008-11-24T05:40:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:40:00.000-08:00I hate my boss, he is a real asshole.I hate my boss, he is a real asshole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-21941076255156664552008-11-24T05:35:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:35:00.000-08:00I've heard alot of women say that "You have to kis...I've heard alot of women say that "You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. <BR/><BR/>Ladies, part of the reason that you cannot keep a man (or find your prince) is that you are kissing too damn many frogs!! <BR/><BR/>Here's a Hint: It's not the kissing part that bothers us men !!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-78610015395961226692008-11-24T05:32:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:32:00.000-08:00I just contacted the Obama Economic Team I is wond...I just contacted the Obama Economic Team I is wondering when I is gonna gets my FREE watermellon, friend chicken, hog jowls, grits, collard greens, and bananas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-23578851175987876332008-11-24T05:28:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:28:00.000-08:00good morninggood morningAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-33681399823865801062008-11-24T05:27:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:27:00.000-08:00Who Is Barack Obama?50 Things You Didn't Know and ...Who Is Barack Obama?<BR/><BR/>50 Things You Didn't Know and were afraid to ask...<BR/><BR/>Now that Barack Obama is the President elect we want to know everything we can about him. I found this great list on Huffington Post and had to share. <BR/>So without further ado: <BR/><BR/>• He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics <BR/>• He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball <BR/>• His name means "one who is blessed" in Swahili <BR/>• His favourite meal is wife Michelle's shrimp linguini <BR/>• He won a Grammy in 2006 for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father <BR/>• He is left-handed – the sixth post-war president to be left-handed <BR/>• He has read every Harry Potter book <BR/>• He owns a set of red boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali <BR/>• He worked in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop as a teenager and now can't stand ice cream <BR/>• His favourite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars <BR/>• He ate dog meat, snake meat, and roasted grasshopper while living in Indonesia <BR/>• He can speak Spanish <BR/>• While on the campaign trail he refused to watch CNN and had sports channels on instead <BR/>• His favourite drink is black forest berry iced tea <BR/>• He promised Michelle he would quit smoking before running for president – he didn't <BR/>• He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia <BR/>• He can bench press an impressive 200lbs <BR/>• He was known as Barry until university when he asked to be addressed by his full name <BR/>• His favourite book is Moby-Dick by Herman Melville <BR/>• He visited Wokingham, Berks, in 1996 for the stag party of his half-sister's fiancé, but left when a stripper arrived <BR/>• His desk in his Senate office once belonged to Robert Kennedy <BR/>• He and Michelle made $4.2 million (£2.7 million) last year, with much coming from sales of his books <BR/>• His favourite films are Casablanca and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest <BR/>• He carries a tiny Madonna and child statue and a bracelet belonging to a soldier in Iraq for good luck <BR/>• He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee. <BR/>• His favourite music includes Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Bach and The Fugees <BR/>• He took Michelle to see the Spike Lee film Do The Right Thing on their first date <BR/>• He enjoys playing Scrabble and poker <BR/>• He doesn't drink coffee and rarely drinks alcohol <BR/>• He would have liked to have been an architect if he were not a politician <BR/>• As a teenager he took drugs including marijuana and cocaine <BR/>• His daughters' ambitions are to go to Yale before becoming an actress (Malia, 10) and to sing and dance (Sasha, 7) <BR/>• He hates the youth trend for trousers which sag beneath the backside <BR/>• He repaid his student loan only four years ago after signing his book deal <BR/>• His house in Chicago has four fire places <BR/>• Daughter Malia's godmother is Jesse Jackson's daughter Santita <BR/>• He says his worst habit is constantly checking his BlackBerry <BR/>• He uses an Apple Mac laptop <BR/>• He drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, having ditched his gas-guzzling Chrysler 300 <BR/>• He wears $1,500 (£952) Hart Schaffner Marx suits <BR/>• He owns four identical pairs of black size 11 shoes <BR/>• He has his hair cut once a week by his Chicago barber, Zariff, who charges $21 (£13) <BR/>• His favourite fictional television programmes are Mash and The Wire <BR/>• He was given the code name "Renegade" by his Secret Service handlers <BR/>• He was nicknamed "Bear" by his late grandmother <BR/>• He plans to install a basketball court in the White House grounds <BR/>• His favourite artist is Pablo Picasso <BR/>• His speciality as a cook is chilli <BR/>• He has said many of his friends in Indonesia were "street urchins" <BR/>• He keeps on his desk a carving of a wooden hand holding an egg, a Kenyan symbol of the fragility of life <BR/>• His late father was a senior economist for the Kenyan governmentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-79090096183402895962008-11-24T05:18:00.000-08:002008-11-24T05:18:00.000-08:00Another crazy ad on CL.-------------FREE COLOSTOMY...Another crazy ad on CL.<BR/><BR/>-------------<BR/><BR/>FREE COLOSTOMY SUPPLIESAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-27121191592877484022008-11-23T15:11:00.000-08:002008-11-23T15:11:00.000-08:00The Breadbasket of South Korea is now Madagascar -...The Breadbasket of South Korea is now Madagascar -<BR/>Tenant farming was popular in rural America until the Dust Bowl years of the Depression, but the practice is making a comeback on an epic scale in much of Africa. This time, however, the "tenants" are not simply family farmers down on their luck and willing to work land they don't own; they're major international corporations and governments looking to compensate for shortages of arable land in their own countries by setting up massive industrial farms abroad. South Korea's Daewoo Logistics this week announced it had negotiated a 99-year lease on some 3.2 million acres of farmland on the dirt-poor tropical island of Madagascar, off southern Africa's Indian Ocean coast. That's nearly half of Madagascar's arable land, according to the U.N.'s Food and Agricultural Organization, and Daewoo plans to put about three quarters of it under corn. The remainder will be used to produce palm oil - a key commodity for the global biofuels market.<BR/>A Daewoo manager, Hong Jong-wan, told the Financial Times that the crops would "ensure our food security," and would use "totally undeveloped land which had been left untouched." Land is scarce and expensive in South Korea, which makes it the world's third-largest importer of corn. Daewoo says the Madagascar land will be leased for a price of around $12 an acre, which is a fraction of the price for farmland in the corporation's home country.<BR/>Not everyone is convinced that Daewoo's move is the most effective way of promoting food security. Riots have shaken dozens of countries across the world over the past year as poor people have found themselves unable to pay the rocketing prices for staples such as rice, corn and sugar. The U.N.'s World Food Program runs school-feeding schemes for children in Madagascar, where about 70% of the country's 20 million people live below the poverty line. The island's residents also rely on WFP emergency food relief programs because of the frequency with which they're struck by cyclones and droughts. Given those hardships, the prospect of a corporate giant growing hundreds of tons of food to be consumed by people and animals in Korea raises "ethical concerns," says David Hallam, head of the FAO'S Trade Policy Service in Rome. "If we have another world food crisis, and you have a poor country where food is produced by foreign investors, and then repatriated, that is ethically and political tricky," Hallam warns.<BR/>Those ethical quandaries have not prompted restraint on the part of other outside investors moving into Africa to exploit its agricultural potential. Several European companies have leased land during the past two years to grow crops for food and biofuels (although on a far smaller scale than Daewoo plans in Madagascar) including the British company Sun Biofuels, which is planting biofuel crops in Ethiopia, Mozambique and Tanzania.<BR/>Africa's fertile soil certainly appeals to the countries of the oil-rich Persian Gulf, whose vast deserts force them to import most of their food. "The Gulf states have an incredible surplus to invest and now that the old economies are facing recession they are looking at Africa," says Marie Bos, an analyst at the Gulf Research Center in Dubai. Although such wealthy countries as South Korea and the Gulf states are easily able to pay for food imports, this turmoil on global food markets may have increased the incentive for food-importing countries to secure their own sources of supply.<BR/>"[Food-importing countries] have lost trust in trade because of the price crisis this year," says Joachim von Braun, director of the International Policy Food Research Institute in Washington.<BR/>For African governments, the incentive to sign deals such as the one between Madagascar and Daewoo is equally clear. Millions of African farmers lack money for fertilizer, basic tools, fuel and transport infrastructure to efficiently grow crops get them to market. While international organizations have plowed billions into health and education, agriculture in Africa has lagged badly, hugely exacerbating the food crisis of the past year. "These governments are desperate to get capital into agriculture," says von Braun, who believes the drive by giant companies to lock up land deals could benefit poor African countries whose governments negotiate wisely. Although Daewoo plans to export the yield of the land it is leasing in Madagascar, it plans to invest about $6 billion over the next 20 years to build the port facilities, roads, power-plants and irrigation systems necessary to support its agribusiness there, and that will create jobs thousands of jobs for Madagascar's unemployed. Jobs will help the people of Madagascar earn the money to buy their own food - even if it is imported.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-64462867994830253992008-11-23T04:37:00.000-08:002008-11-23T04:37:00.000-08:00Hey look who's up and about, it's a bird, it's a p...Hey look who's up and about, it's a bird, <BR/>it's a plane, it's Obama elect about to crap all over America.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-63705248495795159432008-11-23T04:31:00.000-08:002008-11-23T04:31:00.000-08:00Vatican forgives John Lennon ...42 years later, th...Vatican forgives John Lennon ...<BR/><BR/>42 years later, the Catholic Church forgives the Beatles singer's infamous Jesus remark.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-39420587353377935332008-11-22T22:01:00.000-08:002008-11-22T22:01:00.000-08:00re, stupid CL ads, here's another one from Scottsd...re, stupid CL ads, here's another one from Scottsdale Arizona, on the free board....<BR/><BR/>//////\\\\\\<BR/>Prenatal and Postpartum Supplies (South Scottsdale)<BR/><BR/>I have a bag of prenatal and postpartum supplies that is free to a good home. Rather than throw them in the trash, I'd like to give the items to someone who will use them.<BR/>Items include:<BR/>- Evening Primrose Oil capsules<BR/>- 5W Combination Herbal Remedy (recommended by midwives)<BR/>- Prenatal vitamins<BR/>- Postpartum pads<BR/>- Onesie<BR/>- Postpartum numbing spray<BR/>- And a few other items!<BR/>Available for you to pick up from my home in south Scottsdale.<BR/><BR/>/////\\\\<BR/>Hey WTF ever happen to the woman just having a kid, and going back out to the fields to plow the lower forty?<BR/>These useless ass pampered white American bitches make me sick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-11700242252194103102008-11-22T21:59:00.000-08:002008-11-22T21:59:00.000-08:00The number of people following this blog are incre...The number of people following this blog are increasing everyday, but the number of post has drastically decreased from last month...<BR/><BR/>why?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-26948025092510899132008-11-22T20:26:00.000-08:002008-11-22T20:26:00.000-08:00Officials flunk U.S. quiz -Elected officials get l...Officials flunk U.S. quiz -<BR/>Elected officials get less than half the questions right on a basic U.S. history quiz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-82640373659899057002008-11-22T16:43:00.000-08:002008-11-22T16:43:00.000-08:00When Satan took a shit he invented the dumbocrat.When Satan took a shit he invented the dumbocrat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1301703243608398003.post-45020562466998921292008-11-22T16:13:00.000-08:002008-11-22T16:13:00.000-08:00Here is another really stupid ad on CL, from the F...Here is another really stupid ad on CL, from the FREE Board in Phoenix Arizona.<BR/>What kind of shits do they have living in the so-called valley of the sum?<BR/><BR/>===========<BR/>Waste Terminator <BR/>Have a tub of the waste terminator for the doggie toilets.<BR/>===========<BR/><BR/>Now I ask you what the hell does this ad even mean to anyone?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com